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stream here
https://discord gg/eKcAukKfT

>>157972397
I met Steve Bartman last year.

>>157972407
thanks, sis

'kaner needs to keep da 'cord in check again

Fuck off nigga we're still raidi- I mean USING the other one

but it's a raid tho!

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Reminder that chicago lost the /nfl/bowl to california last year (who then lost to the hated PNW, a spiritually east coast region).
Kek! They learn their placve

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>>157972413
FUCK PEE COCK

>>157972410
Based did you stab him to death
(I joke it was alex gonzolezes fault I hate that mexican)

reposting a necessary truth

discord troons will never feel true happiness. all you have is swarming over each other even though you're all individually miserable and will never establish actual connections. you virtually hump each other like a bunch of chemically rotted ants. your raids will not solve your deep-rooted real life problems. you enshittify /mlb/ because your life is shit.

b-b-but it was a raid!!!

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>discord mass replying

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Is this the thread?

Cubs STINK lol and wrigley is a reddit shithole

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Raid em tho

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Hands up this is a raid!!!

Do you remember that time when the awkward girl in high school tried to talk to you but you blew her off?

Cubcord melty

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Monitoring this situation. Nooticing....

WE GOT A HIT!

>>157972435

hey what the

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This will last us the whole lockout bros.

>cubscord raids the thread
>cubscord hacks king's pitch com to break his no hitter
gay ass cubs

>blackcawks
>PP
0 shots
0 hits

I heard a rumor the cubbies are losing on purpose so they can go fondle young boys in the carribbean as soon as possible

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Okay I couldn't help replying. Sometimes ya just gotta put someone in their place. I am so sorry... my bad, honestly thats on me. Please have mercy

>>157972442
Every day. I had so many chances to be a chad in high school but I wanted to be like the shy boy in my animes

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Okay I couldn't help replying. Sometimes ya just gotta put someone in their place. I am so sorry... my bad, honestly thats on me. Please have mercy

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>>157972446
who /druk/ here?
what a life!

getting a hit in a post season game is like winning the world series to the 2026 cubs kek

>Cubs get a goal
>Blackhawks get a hit
Oh shit bros

>>157972426
No I'm a White Sox fan. I kissed him.

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>>157972452
winky in the game thread number 2!

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Okay I couldnt help replying. Sometimes ya just gotta put someone in their place. I am so sorry... my bad, honestly thats on me. Please have mercy

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Isn't this the Chicago Cubs that everyone penciled in to win the World Series back in April?

>>157972459
LITTLE SHIT!!

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MICHAEL QUEEN KEK

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>>157972442
Yea… she was a girl, a cubs girl.

>>157972482
kek michael "butch queen" gat gaped in the sweltering 7th inning of game 1 of the wild card series KEK

King has been shit SHIT all season but right now he's pretty good. Padres still should have traded for Hancock.

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>>157972467
reporting

>>157972491
Michael Peen lol

michael FAGGet! LOL

my dick is so unbelievably soft rn, the Cubs can only make it harder <3

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>>157972442
Actually she was in middle school and ended up dating my younger brother.

king is garbage lol

Where's Alysa Liu O's poster?

Let's get one (1) run here cubsgang

Michael king choked. Get this faggot off my team

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King's performance tonight makes me want to see the Padres make a deep run.

Michael couldn't get the no hitter ng

>>157972508
Fuck

>>157972514
he choked and hes a pussy lol, couldnt even finish the no hitter, as a pads fan i hope he dies desu. brutally.

The problem is that the Padres have to rely on fucking Nick Pivetta and then either Walker Buehler or Robbie Ray the next two games kek, this is a fluke.

what would the cubbies answer in game 2 even be if they got no hit today?

>>157972524
same, i hope he jumps out of the western steel corporation or whatever, im totally a pads fan too

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>>157972503
She was traded at the deadline.

>>157972503
I don’t know

bad omen for tomorrow, should have finished it. >we're fucked

>>157972524
Shut up. You'll never make a post as popular as the one from last thread. Stop trying.

>>157972539
NOOOOOOO

>>157972503
I have no idea

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>>157972539
Post the real WEBM you COWARD

>>157972543
>newfag dadsfag doesn't recognize the post from april
kek

>>157972407
I heard this slut likes BBC, is true?

>>157972543
The most important thing I ever learned from /mlb/ was never try

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>>157972555
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

>>157972555
Me on the left

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>>157972543
I'd enlighten you but i think you newfrens should remain in the dark

>>157972558
Source? Oh that's right, you don't have one cause it didn't happen

>>157972543
kek, check this post out

>>157972555
Alysa anon on the left

>>157972543
I had a post get like 90 (you)s in a 2022 world cup thread

>>157972530
Nick Pivetta is good you dimwit plus Padres haven't even touched their godpen

>>157972583
kek!

>>157972583
kek!

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>When they get to the 7th and they're talking about pitching success in the playoffs with Kershaw

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ok, now it's going from fun to laugh at the cubs to annoying to seeing poodrepacos winning, time to turn this game off
chicago loses!

>>157972583
Fuggin' based!

>>157972583
eke wheeze lol

>>157972555
alysia liu on the right

>>157972583
o kek!

>>157972585
was that the one like
>this thread is moving so fast nobody will notice that I fucked my dad

>>157972583
cough kek

>>157972583
got-em!

scuba KEK

KEK

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>SCUBA

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AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA CUBES SCUBA CUBES

monumental collapse lmfao
this is unironically worse than ohio state against the saarhorns

AHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU CUBBIES HE DID THAT FOR THE LAST POST

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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SCUBA KEK

Why didn't PCA throw him out?

KEK WHAT A BITCH

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Name a bigger sellout goy slave KWABOTY 2 years running

>>157972607
dad dad fucked my dad I fucked my dad
dad dad ooooOooo I fucked my dad
i fucked my dad (dad fucked my dad I fucked my dad)

deary me

>>157972585
i got like 100 by implying europeans were all muslims refugees who we bombed kek

geg what a gaped team

Cubs are just letting the Padres score all their runs this game. Devious. Cubs in 3

>>157972397
steve
shartman
kek!

kek cubs falling apart

>>157972583
https://voca.ro/1jw9FNwCbJ9q

>>157972593
Unironically, he shouldn't get in first ballot for that.

>>157972607
No it was of my fucked up feet

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kek that mestizo pope put a curse on the cubs

This is a humiliating game now. Best offense in baseball got bitched by Michael King.

>score 23 in a meaningless june game
>get gaped double digits in the offs
Lmao

>>157972583
lol!
>>157972647
lol!

>even the umps just want to go home
lmao

scrubs fucking suck kek

this might be one of the most embarrassing showings by a postseason team

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It’s time to make a substitution. He can save them

>>157972583
checked and kekked

>>157972676
Veddie Edder kek

>>157972666
did you see that fatass? of course he's tired of standing around

good pickoff but at a certain point you just got to admit this game is a wash cubbies....

TAG HIM RIGHT IN THE BUSSY

>>157972701
We need the pickoff webm now more than ever

lmao who are even half the padres batters
wtf is dustin
i swear they just picked up some guys that juiced before coming up

Are all the discord trannies gone now? Can we come out now?

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>Cubs shittalking Padres fan page and being all cocky shits along with Doyers fans joining them along
>get absolutely humiliated and belt to ass
>Cubs fans say oh this is why we're scared of Petco park :::(((((

All bark, no BITE, FLUBS.

>>157972716
*grabs you*

>>157972709
They're obviously cheating. Manfred needs to end this clownshow

>>157972709
they pulled some waiver dumpster diving with Rengifo, Hays, and Harris and all of them have been pretty solid(until Rengifo was killed by the cheating rays)

>>157972676
>gets RKO'd

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>>157972715
Are you deeply closeted?

>they actually ran to /nfl/ and are now seething about east coast football teams
kek doyerpacos and cubspacos fuming

Oh Jesus christ

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*does nothing*

>>157972716
You should wait til you win the series to show your true colors, dirty ass 2hu!

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>>157972707

>>157972739
At least he has good taste in pussy. Brunette master race

Cubs are forcing themselves to use all their arms because a position player at this point would just be a slap in the face to their fans kek

>>157972732
is this what being groomed feels like

>>157972741
shouldnt the bag be on his left? is he running back to home base?

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*sucks dick and eats shit*

>>157972750
They should have made that faggot Boyd pitch the whole game and then beat him to death

>>157972442
No, I never blew any chances because I was legitimately undateable and a complete loser. It’s nice to not ever be on the threshold of success because there are no regrets. Plenty of people were nice to me though

>>157972756
He's getting cucked by Tatis in real time

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crazy how bad the Cubs are when they can't rely on umps to win

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>>157972716
grrrrr, lousy miko, I'll show YOU
*empties your donation box*

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>>157972756
PCA can still pull this out.

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>>157972789
Kekini

Do the Padres have real starting pitching depth to go on a real run?

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>>157972772
From what I know of getting cucked, though, it seems like it's usually in real time

>>157972798
No, they have deadline salary dumps.

>>157972798
no
they daisy chain relievers
if they get 5IP+ outta someone its a bonus

>>157972799
You can get cycled in the past if you ask a girl you’re dating about her sexual history

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>>157972798
Just spam the Bullpen just like Dodgers did in 2024.

>>157972798
Depends on if Ray/Mize are shit in the DS. I believe in Randy/Buehler/Java Joe

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>Cubs need pitching
>Yankees need a third baseman
Let's get this deal done.

>>157972798
They have to rely on their hitters, something they havent done in years during Post season

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>>157972810
>Morejone
>Miller
Who else?

kek pcGAY

>>157972798
King and Pivetta are good, Buehler/Vasquez/Ray could be piggybacked. Pen is nails

Kek umpire trolling PCA

>>157972810
Mize on IL they wont play him

Pete should've charged the ump!

PCA is such a bitch hahahahaha

kek what a dumb famine dodging mick

>pete blow fartbong

pca kek!

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>>157972827
What happened to McChicken?

Lmao Pete bitch Armstrong

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>>157972831
Yuki Matsui redeemed himself, Jason Adam, Bragdley, captain Morgan, we don't have shitters like Hart or Vasquez, no Peralta either.

Based Yuki :)

>just woke up
>cusb are getting absolutely raped
holy shit what happened

>>157972845
>three for free

This game is over. I’d like to hear more about your personal lives

lights way too bright for the "most valuable player"

>>157972852
>>157972844
>>157972843
>>157972842
>>157972841
https://voca.ro/1ooYIYIt3h7M

>>157972867
I’m gay and my dick is small

May as well put Musgrove in the 9th and see what he can do.

PCA career postseason BA: .167

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>>157972860
Cubgers thought it was in the bag, FAFO. Also they got no hitted to like the 7th inning lmao

>>157972876
eke

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>>157972854
if'n you says so boss

is PCA the next Trout?

>>157972876
based

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>java joe warming in the pen

>>157972867
I hooked up with a friends sister once and never told him

>>157972867
Been making buckwheat every lunch and it's made me more regular

>>157972886
2hu disrespecting padubbies whenever it's convenient. Gonna curse the padres now.

Hate staying the night at the gfs the fucking disgusting litter box from her car irritates my lungs

>>157972867
Im going to beat my wife, wish me luck

lel @ the chubs fans in the stands

>>157972876
lol include me in the next vocaroo:
>>157972756
>>157972872

>>157972897
What if he wanted pics and audio to masturbate to? Would you have been his friend then? Coward..

>Kersh gassing up Musgrove
PADGERSSS :DDD

>2025 wild card, the infielders were doing inhuman shit to kill my chadres
>now they can't field basic grounders

>>157972845
He hasn't had any consistent playing time. In his best years, he averaged roughly 600 PAs; he's barely cracking 300 PAs this season.

>>157972886
You're a fairweather faggot for talking shit whenever it's convenient.

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CRONENWORTHWHILE

>when my Cubbies are losing games become 4 hour marathons again
just end this

Cubs pitching is elite, shame they're getting no run support as always

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>>157972920
I say my shit after the storm clears, saaar.

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Why are we so based, bros?

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>>157972920
That's not true, he's loyal to the Padres through thick and thin. I'm fairweather I guess I bitched out for most of September but I would do it again because this is the most baseball joy I've felt since the pitch clock fixed everything.

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HEY PADRES! YOU ARE CURSED!

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IT'S JOE MUSGROVE

>>157972947
get this reddit shit out of here nigger

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Cubs got nothing on TJ Sycuan Joe. Battle wraps for dem FLUBBIES

Musgrove :,)

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>>157972918
I thought he was just there to play defense and it didn't matter how he hit because Judge and Rice and Faggot Mike would hit all the time so who cares?

>>157972940
You have been cursed. Enjoy your curse.
>>157972942
You don't even watch the games. Enjoy your curse.

>>157972939
>Cubs pitching is elite
source?

Dodger fans brutally mogged by Petco Park’s crowd

What are the chances Musgrove implodes?

I hope he takes a line drive to the temple and suffers a brain hemorrhage!

>>157972898
you make it? like.. a noodle?

They didn't even go to commercial for my king, hell yeah

>>157972986
many are saying this

Sizzle their ass 2hu

>>157972971
Doggies live rent free in your head

cope challenge kek

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>>157972966
My team was cursed more than 20 years before I was born.

>>157972973
3 pitch strikeout

Why are they acting like this guy is an all time pitcher?

>>157972971
kek this got them triggered
remember doyerpacos can't even tailgate at their shithole stadium, kek!

>>157972978
Like rice. It absorbs the broth I cook it in and steams the rest

>96-97 and dropping the curve in
Fucking love this dawg

>>157973016
it's still kind of cool to have the hometown kid close out a game after being gone for 2 years

>>157973008
And now it has been cursed for another 20 years, MINIMUM. All due to you.

>>157973016
It's a postseason game.

>>157973016
He's the hometown pitcher who hasn't pitched in 2 years

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>>157973028
We have such sights to show you...

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joe is doing this for entertainment purposes

poodrepacos getting real quiet all of the sudden kek

The comeback is on!

they brought in the whitest man in southern california to pitch for them that's why they're cheering so hard

Cmon Joey Musgrove

Cubbies just need two grand slammies to tie it

this is both team's world series kek

kek doyerpacos still seethewatching
horrible weekend for the lambs and chorgers

El Doyerpacos seething over Padre domination and lost bets on their cubbie lovers.

>>157972965
He's had fewer innings and games played this season because they mainly used him to back up Fried’s ground balls. They didn't put him in with any strikeout pitchers in 2025, and we pretty much have all strikeout pitchers now. Fried also missed some time, so he's really been riding the bench and getting no reps. The idea is that strikeout pitchers generate fewer ground balls, so he sits. Well, half our guys became strikeout pitchers this season with Schlittler stepping up. This all explains why he hasn't been getting reps at third and why he's less effective.

kek doyerpacos bet on the wrong caballo

Gay cubes took the trip to boystown early and got GAPPED tonight

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These trannies can't even focus on their team playing without thinking about the Dodgers. Mindbroken trannies.

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PADRES WIN IT
PADRES WIN IT

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>cuckie burrs

>>157973134
Nice letters ya got there

kek caught cuckwatching and seething

>>157973097
>cubbie lovers
no one likes the cubs. Maybe a few mega-cuck Mariners fans, but no one serious

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JAVA JOE DOTS IT PERFECTLY

PADRES WIN

Game 1 of the wild card game is the poodres world series kek

JOE MUSGROVE WELCOME BACK :,DDDD

pretty cool from Musgrove

CUBS GIRLS GOT RAPED AND GAPED

Cubs lose
Birds win

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>rally towels for a wc game
my sides

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GG cubbies

Its good to see Java Joe back

The Cubs never had a chance against the Chadres did they?

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Thanks Cubs, I just lost $100.

>>157973113
huh, I had no idea

Based Michael King dealing

Hottest team in baseball.

JOE MUSGROVE EMERGES FROM SYCUAN CASINO TO FUCK YOUR ASS
nice

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>>157973174
gg chaddies, counting on you to take out the brewers if my cubbies don't get the chance...

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Joe is back, he fucking did it. Big, huge confidence boost. We missed you in 2024!

GG FLUBS, get ready for Canadian rape tomorrow.

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>>157973183
kek.... KEK!!!!!

>>157973203
>flubs
enjoy your curse.

Cardiac Clay…

>>157973200
>Loads the bases in his first appearance in 2 years
Some high leverage situation pitcher he is.