>jarry
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Devon Levi would’ve won that game
>FRAUDMONTON
>>157973087Surely their new coach can just beat the goalies until they get good.also, six times
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nice game Edmutton
Imagine having 5 points in a game And you still lose to the fucking Canucks.
>>157973105And they could have switched him at anytime too
playoff bound
>now the only game left is Chicago / Vegasholy fucking ewww
Check out shea and hyman starting from the puck battle behind the oilers net, i am having a hearty chuckle at the defence at display
>>157973120Source?
Who the fuck is this guy Shea just getting absolutely outmuscled along the boards. Never heard of him.
does marner EVER fucking shoot the puck instead of low-percentage passing? FUCK!
>outmuscled>outhustled>outskilled>raped>humiliatedThat's soilers hockey, baby!
would
Those Canucks cuties
>>157973112i don't know but what i do know is that tonight there will be no phone in the oilers organization that he has not datascraped
>VGH the heifers of Hongocuver
>jarryKWAB
MCDAVID SARS?!
>>157973138Based Trump tweets pre-2015 makin' em seethe.
>>157973135Are these the famed 170 lbs Canadian women I've heard so much about?
>>157973128The game was always winnable for Edmonton Pulling Jarry at literally any point would have won them the game
>>157973105Nepo Jew
>>157973135>>157973143>they don't realize I'm shitposting on /hoc/ right now
>>157973135>>157973143You just know they get freaky in bed
can't wait until kaner is paired with bedard
>>157973143imagine her squatting on your face
>Roman KantserovWhat an unfortunate surname
>>157973151That would be Gaven mckenna
>>157973135>>157973143Ill take this any day over the bugs you people jerk off too
>>157973178
takagi will return
>>157973175Yeah, they might only lose by 2 goals every game instead of 3 or 4.
>>157973151they're the vietnamese and chinese me thinks
Hellebuck to oilers. No America for him
holy manlet
Bro's, I missed hockey so much. Baseballs great, but nothing beats this game.
>>157973192
>>157973199Nothing else quite compares.
>>157973151I think you mean "farmed"
>>157973199I spent the summer pretending to care about soccer.
Someone make ai woman mckenna I’m limited rn
>>157973199pretty gay post ngl
we are so back
>>157973216
this will be on the end of the year "saves of the year" compilation video
>>157973135she got BIG tiddies, you can tell.
>>157973199>if you build it...Funny to think that Costner was 34 when he did that
F L A M E SLAMES
>Be McDavid>It's OT/or big game moment.>skates in on his own, fumbles heropuck >loseWhy is he like this?
>>157973236She looks like she has big everything fat
>>157973241Suck
>>157973236Big meaty pussy that goes in at least 2 inches until you get surprised by the meat curtains. Like a false innie.
>>157973236perfect for breeding.
If you like fat girls it’s subconscious cope for being a failure your brain is on survival mode settling for less
>>157973241
>>157973135>Support Canadian farms
>>157973198Are we suppose to know who this is? You absolute fucking faggot.
>>157973239Why is that funny?
>>157973279It's like a clown. It amuses him.
>>157973279Back then, your life was basically over in your 30s. People don't even start now until their 30s.
>>157973279He’s Finnish they are like Germans socially retarted
>>157973289>retarted
>>157973135>>157973143Lindsay Clancy supporters
>>157973279Because he built a field because ghostsI dont know why a harmless joke caused that much seethe, I just gave an iconic baseball movie quote to an anon who loves baseball
>>157973286That's comforting. Maybe there's still a chance I can turn my shitty unc life around.
nazar sucks now
>>157973300French cabdian pls understand
alright enjoy the rest of your night frens cool that hoki is back :D wage time
Hell yeah nuckies
>>157973311Nah. They were right. Trying to establish yourself in your 40s is a rude awakening.
Dude, where's Nazar?
>>157973324dont work too hard fren
Trade hintz for larkin
>>157973366hintz just got injured reading this
>>157973324Good luck
601LER56 goals conceded0 wins1st overall pick awardedLosersEliminated from playoff contentionRaped5 goals not enough601LER5
>>157973373\_ \_ \_ \_ \_
why did they trade for byram this guy stinks!
the hurt continues
>>157973391Cap evasion by buffalo approved by Gary.
What do till our flames return
Slovenia should make more nhl players
>>157973410Basketball country
>>157973402Watch this preview of the 2026-27 Calgary Flames.https://youtu.be/zQw2RC1i4fI?t=823
https://youtu.be/1WTy2yqKI4w
Had to celebrate the nucks victory alone bros cause literally everyone I know died from the vaccine
My Knights won
>leafs lose>bruins wingood evening
1. Fire Walk With Me2. Mulholland Drive3. Blue Velvet4. Wild at Heart5. Straight Story6. Elephant Man7. Eraserhead8. Lost Highway 9. Inland Empire10. Dune
The season has kicked off! I was at work but had a Gamecenter open so at least I could follow progress. Wasn't able to listen this time I was in the lab doing measurements all day.Woooo
>>157973526>bruins win>good evening??
I miss Johnny :(
>>157973608Why
>>157973590does the puck feature in these measurements?
>>157973608He's in heaven playing hockey with Jesus and Gordie Howe
>>157973642the puck was nearby but did not leave its créche, so no not this time
OUR FUCKING YEARWOOOOOOO
tavares.... the blue and orange one
>>157973432as long as my flames try their best and have fun I'm happyGo flames go :)
Glad Babs has the coilers playing a sustainable meat and taters team game
So Gavin McKenna looked like shit then?
Leland Irving just said on his podcast he's coming back
knight's won bros
>>157973882We’re just making up names now
>>157973899do you miss john tortellini
>>157973831If he doesn't get a point tomorrow he will be even worse off. He looked absolutely lost out there whenever he did not have the puck. Also looked very nervous.
>>1579735731. fwwm2. mulholland drive3. lost highway4. blue velvet5. wild @ (carter) hart6. eraserhead7. inland empire8. dune9. elephant man10. straight story
>>157973882To what drive a ups truck
>tfw Jacob Markstrom has 2 shutouts in his last 3 starts
>>157973831he looked like a timbit out there while bolduc slid past for le but
>>157973608Hes in hell for following his wife's council and leaving the Flames
>>157973899
>>157973919Sad
>>157973916of course but it's clear the plan was just for him to boost morale after cassidy's tyranny to save face. i don't think george and kelly expected a scf appearance. and torts isn't a long-term option in reality.
Nemec was good tonight
im beating off rn so i can sleep
watching obsession finally and dringken beers
Id be cool if my flames had a superstar again. It's be a while since we had a truly elite player. Last one was probably iggy 15 years ago
Remove bouchard from the equation and what’s left really
>>157973099I still can't believe the Pens fleeced them so badly on that trade. And fleeced Columbus to get Chinakhov for nothing because Columbus didn't bother to have anyone who could actually talk to the guy.
>>157974017Skinner did nothing, they traded kulak for a shitty retard and random second round pick on 3 years
>Skinner did nothingLove this delusional rewriting of history
>>157974057Yeah what the fuck did he do retard besides getting embarrassed by the flyers of all shit teams in the playoffs
not even a full day yet and >rags
this movie is silly she's acting like every bpd woman i ever made the mistake of dating
so why did they trade for jarry again?
>>157974177connor mcgoddman DAVID
it's not just the NHL when you splash your entire cap salary on 2-3 players you're a joke. carolina whipped everyone with it all jewed out. poor awlays
>>157974180oilers lost to the canucks kek KWAB oh N ON ON NO NONO NO NO NO
>>157974215much like you lost to randy
>>157974218*
>>157974227what your butthole looked like as you watched the fortress get surged on
>>157974215
>mfw I drafted JT and Dorofeyev to my fantasy team
>>157973227is he still seething about dan gheesling?
I liked what I saw from the leafs. I hate the leafs so I'm glad I saw them still suck
>>157974437Jen
The Vancouver Canucks are not only in a playoff spot, but actually lead the league in scoring right now.
>>157974495
Im going back to the baseball thread
>>157974498how about you suck my dick to the base of my balls instead
>>157974498Cya numale
imagine losing to my nuckies kwab
So is Larkin playing tonight?
>>157974564no not until october 2
>>157974578my flyers :)
having your skull fucking fractured is scary bros, i hope he is okay and heals quickly
>>157974578Leafs will play twice before the wings play once? Scheduling funny business...
knights are undefeated :)
>>157974498If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times Shut the fuck up chambers
>>157974694They share this with Vancouver
>>157974753My Flames too
bobrovsky is based. imagine crying over muh heckin rookie lap
>>157974681how to tell you are new to hockey without telling it
>>157974774you're on the internet too much kid
>>157974839as are we all you slut
>>157974753our knighties and nuckies :))
>>157974958
>>157974958Nuck fan here - I like knights. knights are coolmy fingers are also losing blood circulation due to my extreme alcoholism so
October 2026 and the Edmonton oilers still haven’t realized you need a goaltender. lol lmao even
>>157975033cope andersen will be like lulongo when he regains his mental health or whatever the fuck he's injured for
Tristan Jarry with the pristine .739 sv%. Glad Edmonton used the savings from the paycut McDavid took to acquire a goalie!
>>157975609Cope Freddy will clean up come December
>>157975609everyone knows the canucks have the most firepower in the league
>>157974663K W A B
>>157975539beautiful <3
https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/despite-loss-hurricanes-relish-opportunity-014203110.html
>>157975729
>>157973143>Those fat hands and cheeks>Guaranteed pleaserA beej that'll make you nut so hard it drips out of her nose.
>>157973187Based architect
>McKenna is a bust>Raddysh was arguably the worst player on the ice>laffs
The Flames have been the most impressive team so far
>>157975798Uh, that would be last place laffs, anon.
>>15797584330th place actually :)>rags
>>157975855No, last place laffs are in last place, as usual.
Nice to be back
>>157975539>Luleå hates Skellefteå with a burning passion>always loses to Skellefteåsincerely hope Skellefteå will not have the same exhange towards Björklöven where the rivalry hatred Skellefteå has towards them causes gameplay nervousness or something and makes them lose to Björklöven more oftenalso curious to see how intense the rivalry is between Skellefteå and Björklöven, since this season they are going to be having the first competetive game against eachother in decades. hoping to see alot of penalties and fights so they get to know eachother.HEJA SKELLEFTEÅ!! <3
>flames sucklol cool story bro
name my band
>>157976071Flames are elite
>>157976146bruh
>>157976146ThisDoubting the flames is such an ick
>laffs
>>157976183
>>157976183No lies detected
Huomenta
>>157976089The All Canadian Sellouts
What did we learn last night
>>157976221Idk I was asleep
>>157976221>rags>laffs also mckenna is a bust
>>157976232We knew all of this already
>>157976221>laffs>randies>soilers
>>157976221Oilers goaltending situation is at a rock bottom
>>157976221Skinner wasn't the problem
>>157976089why can't marchand sit with them?
>>157975934this is supposed to be a "stats guru" btw
>>157976237time is a flat fucking circle
>>157976266>"You must be this tall etc."
>>157976221Sandstorm boosts rock types special defense
fun fact the CD I got as a kid was a misprint and the song was labelled "Sandstrom" so that's what I thought the title of the song was for the longest time
>>157976276I keep reading this sentence but I don't know what it means
>>157976304probably something he read in his guide
>>157976298jen
>>157976303he's confiscating everyone's phones
>>157976304That one is easy but I'm stuck decoding >>157976298
>>157976324pretty easy I thought it was a swedish song called sandstrom
>>157974767he's an asshole, Ojvind >:(
good lord
I wouldn't recommend reading it
>>157976331why are nova scotians so homosexual?
told you guys Canucks will surprise everyone this season
trevor connelly the piss knight
>>157976304*Earthquakes you*
>>157976375too bad I have levitate :3
Only SHIT games tonight.
>>157975934I want to smell her five hole
>>157976419brvtal mogging...
>>157976419> her
Not even Shesterkin can save the >rags
>ragsShit teamShit fansShit franchise
Now that the season is underway, is there ANY team in the league that's actually GOOD?
>>157975934>>157976419oh god gimme ;_;
>>157975729Uh-oh, even the canesies are starting to suspect they might be fraudulent...https://www.sportsnet.ca/nhl/article/32-thoughts-dawn-rises-on-a-new-nhl-after-summer-of-change/
>>157976535
>>157976535My team
>>157976548Kek cock eaters fuming
Maybe it's just me, but seeing the Habs struggle against a Leafs team with zero chemistry and needing their goalie to save their ass all night long makes me think they're fraudulent.
>Simon Edvinsson has returned to Sweden and is practicing with FrölundaDead Wings
>>157976584just you pussy, sorry we pushed your shit in last night #wendys
>we
>>157976535FLAMES
We are winning it all this year
The Flames are undefeated
Knies was a yes man to whatever the coaches wanted style wise, the fan adored him and talked about how much potential under the right direction he had. They clearly shopped him at the deadline and all summer long and chaycha lied about it. Starting to this auston make it clear he doesn't want to end up outshined by anyone with a bigger heart and more likeable. No down 24 said trade the kid or I won't consider resigning. Remember they use to hang out all the time when he first got there, last year his stall was pushed to the end away from Matthews and this season the shiny new toy show up in mckeena. I'd be worried if I was mckeena because if he doesn't help them want a cup this year in 2 years it will be the knies story 2.0.
>>157976593Bodied that numale
>>157976591How DARE Larkin turn his back on this team, they're run so competently after all
Only 3 fucking games tonight?
>>157976303
thread sucks
>>157976660Who?
>>157976535I’ll get back to you by the middle of November
>>157976673Do better
>>157976650>Starting to this auston make it clear he doesn't want to end up outshined by anyone with a bigger heart and more likeableMatthews is the only American star that hasn't forced his way out of Canada and this is what Toronto thinks of him lol
>>157976673You don't have to announce your arrival
If you don't like /hoc/, the problem is YOU, not /hoc/
Laffs are in for a long season, no defence, old goalie, shitty small forwards. Gonna be nice.
>>157976673Not enough stupid GIFs and grade-school-level insults? yeah
>>157976690>thinks*Knows
>>157976661that's wednesday usual
>>1579766811C, NHL all-gold medal olympian Dylan Larkin, future 1C of a stanley cup team
>>157976673if you don't like /hoc/ at its worst you don't deserve /hoc/ at its worst
>>157976331boys will be boys
It's Wednesday night hockey on AmazonBetter renew your subscriptions soon
The McDavid clock is 85 seconds to midnight
im watching a hockey game tonight. not saying which one
>>157976713No, rings no bells, especially the 1C and SC bits.
>>157976715_/ _/ _/ _/
>>157976351Long cold winters spent inside with only oil heaters
>>157976734Well there's only fucking 3 to choose from
wow i really have no desire to watch any of these games
>>157976729The Viasat jews sold part of their NHL rights to Disney here in Scandinavia. Of course without adjusting their price downwards (line must go up always).
I buy a jersey of the winning team after every game
>Brind'Amour: "We didn't grow the game tonight."
What's he thinking right now?
>>157976661Gary was so tired from last nights snoozefest that he can’t handle much more
>>157976331youth hockey is extremely gay and many of those faggots go on to coach at higher levels and play in higher levels. Good chance your favourite nhler has had an object shoved up his asshole, and in turn has shoved objects up other male assholes. Extremely gay sport the higher up you get in to it.
>>157976673
>>157976773I really wouldn't like to know
>NHLer Alexander Ovechkin would be prohibited from playing in Canada as a Putin sympathizer under a Commons petition introduced yesterday. The petition was sponsored without comment by Liberal MP Yvan Baker (Etobicoke Centre, Ont.), chair of the Canada-Ukraine Friendship Group: "Individuals sanctioned by Canada may be rendered inadmissible to Canada."should ban american players, too.
>>157976773>she peaked in azkaban
>>157974046Skinner was such a significant upgrade over Jarry, they let him lose multiple playoff games for them before they switched to Silovs. The Kulak-Girard trade still baffles me. He also might have been the difference between winning and losing that playoff series.
>>157976620This, they never let us down
>>157976805>sheLol. Or as some would say: lmao.
>>157976799
>>157976799remember when the canadian government was honouring ukranian nazi war criminals? fun times
Let's cool it with the chudism
The plane has landed safely in Israel
>>157976835>killing Bolsheviks Not a crime or wrong in anyway
>>157976773He’s questioning how much longer is in his contract
>>157976835that was hilarious
>>157976773>i wish the commissioner was a white anglo saxon protestant
>>157976849Hello, Ranjeet
Elias Pettersson, come get the Stanley Cup
>>157976880mcdavid isn't based enough to hate gary
I wonder how often mcdavid thinks about how things could have been different had he been drafted by the flames
>>157976917Based on what?
>>157976937based on his cock
1500oz silver12.75oz gold7oz platinum2oz palladium1oz ruthenium 1oz osmium2g rhodiumWhat nou
>>157976943Nou 40 oz beer
>>157976955That and some weed was the plan today actually
>>157976888thank you gary
Islanders play tonite
It would be funny if the >laffs drop to 0-2 tonight
>>157976888*After he gets traded to the >shorks
>>157977006It would be funny if you watched this retarded shit for the whole year
>>157977006That would be funny, anon. Thank you
>>157977006>obvious thing happens Not my kind of humour
I'd give anything to be a real Flamiac
>>157977006zero chance this happens
>>157977006McKenna pointless again would be the cherry on top
>>157977103
>>157977138The Flames won't be one of those 31 teams though
nylander is so good, tho
>>157977177Captain america is also underrated
>>157977187Winter Soldier rules
>>157977006I'm ready to >laff
Has the Western Conference ever had a good team?
>>157977195I list my virginity while that movie was playing
reminder that we want the Flames to try hard but lose so we can draft #1 overall (we wont waste it on a spoiled twink like mckenna)
>>1579772032007
>>157977203'24 oilers were okay . I wouldn't say good
>>157977218Gary would never give the #1 pick to the Flames
>>1579772032022 Colorado was elite
>>157977203seattle kraken
>>157977203The Calgary Flames have always been good
>>157977288Source?
>>157977209nah that was just the trailer
>>157977288Fact check: true
>>157976779crosby would never
>>157977006>if
can they a heated rivalry
Mia Collins at 18 years old
>>157977424in gary's world we can only sexualize men
>>157977424Jews hate teams like this.
So Wild is suddenly just fucked for the entire season
no captain for columbus but we're giving werenski the a to let him know he would be the captain if weren't a bitch
>>157977474Coyle is most likely to get the C
Has the Eastern Conference ever had a good team?
>>157977443how much longer until he makes celebrini pose in the body issue?
just dropped a wicked post lunch marner
>>157977529What did you have for lunch?
>>157977424cute! they're probably bruins fans too (^:
>>157977536blackhawk
>>157977538How was it?
7 mil for Bob when Stolarz is better
>>157977581Let's keep it that way
>>157977581are femcels really that desperate that they're willing to sexualize eichel?
>>157977536Not him but ham and cheese melt for me with sweet potato chips :)
>>157977595Brady Tkachuk has 2 kids
>>157977424imagine taking a cute catamount girl on a trendy date in burlington
Born and raised flameschad here
>>157977615Women use makeup to make themselves prettier. Men use money.
>>157977615its a good thing he's rich and decent at hockey
>>157977615she played the long game when she realized what he would be worth
>>157977529it's 10 in the morning fatass
>>157977577I wonder if the oilers want bob
I voted for Walker but I’m happy for Backpack nonetheless.
>>157977689they probably know he's washed
>>157977425FUCKING PATRICIAN IN THE HOUSE
I want to intern for Gary
>>157977739I hear he whips them daily
>Dallas Stars General Manager Jim Nill announced today that the club has signed goaltender Casey DeSmith to a two-year contract extension, which begins at the start of the 2027-28 season and runs through the 2028-29 season. The two-year contract extension is worth $5 million and has an average annual value (AAV) of $2.5 million.Bargain.
04/17/22 rematch today
>>157977693is this what the goobers who would reddit out to shark week have moved onto?
>>157977611>he had a melty
>>157977863It’s always been a tradition in my family to participate in bear week because it was big in the local news but it’s definitely blown up in the past couple years so maybe idk.
>>157977870much like trb on 04/17/22
>>157977897and every day since
>>157977915xhe do be bubblin
The mainstream success of on-screen adaptations of hockey-themed romance novels “Heated Rivalry” and “Off Campus” over the past year has introduced an entirely new -- and largely female -- audience to the sport. After a few NHL teams leaned into the trend last season through merchandise and content plays, the league has launched a marketing effort for 2026-27 called “Hot for Hockey” that specifically targets the same demographic.Led by new CMO Sean Eggert, who joined from Under Armour in May, the NHL is rolling out a series of short stories on audiobook platforms throughout the season that present real-life NHL storylines in the style of romance novels. The league has contracted popular hockey romance authors to write and narrate the 60-to-90-second pieces, which will direct listeners to tune in to upcoming games to see how the stories play out on the ice. It will also tap influential “BookTok” creators to spread the word.“The popularity of hockey romance in not only this country, but North America at large, even parts of Europe, it’s unmistakable,” Eggert said. “You can’t hide from it. And so it’s a great opportunity for us to extend and reflect that culture back in our storytelling.”1/2
>>157977960The stories put out by the NHL won’t feature any actual romance between real-life NHL players. The presentation, however, winks at the genre. The first two installments, “Jack of Hearts” and “The Storm Between Us,” feature Golden Knights C Jack Eichel and Hurricanes C Sebastian Aho, respectively.“This is an audience that picks up this tonality in a really meaningful way and is going to have a younger cohort lean in and start to share and hopefully take action,” Eggert said. “I think everything that we’re trying to do is to evoke an emotion and a reaction from a consumer in a positive way to attend and watch.”Eggert said hockey is the most popular sport by a wide margin within the broader sports romance category, which he said generates around 16 million downloads annually. Market research firm Circana reported that 51 million romance books were sold in print during the 12 months preceding June 2025 and identified sports romance as one of the category’s fastest-growing subjects.2/2
>>157977883I'll take a step back then
>>157977981>>157977960Gary needs to reconsider
>>157977960>>157977981if i were aho or eichel i would hire someone to write a story where this Eggert guy is a disgusting perverted pedophile and hire people to hand it out to everyone outside every NHL game
>>157977960What's the point of this, they're still not going to watch any actual games
>>157977739he has pretty high standards so you better have an excellent resume
>>157978043If I were aho I would request a better love interest
>>157977960>>157977981And yes he’s privated his account. I don’t understand why the marketing guy from under armour would be brought on to write gay fan fiction for the NHL. Under Armor should be making the jerseys and that’s all.
Remember when booktok harassed that kraken player?
Toronto is a hotspot for hockey romance
>>157978112trbrother won
>>157978087Holy fuck this one is worse. This guy is a disaster. >Eggert said the success of hockey-centric shows "Heated Rivalry" and "Off Campus" reinforced the value of showing a more human side of hockey players.>"It does demystify what's happening behind the helmet, that there are real relationships, there's real emotion that's happening," Eggert said. "It's humanizing the players and it's giving us an entryway to do the same.">"The whole 'romantasy' space specific to sports and hockey, it's undeniable," Eggert said. "It's a massive cultural force that's happening in hockey."https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/50045054/nhl-marketing-pop-culture-heated-rivalry-campus
>>157978148>"showing a more human side of hockey players">fictionlmao what a stupid cunt
>>157978043>>157978087Are they actually gay in the stories though? my impression is that those are two separate stories which each feature one of them, not that the story is that they are gay for each other in-universe
>Courting yaoi tiktok girlies after the Wennberg debacle NHL sanctioned gay porn is a bridge too far, Gary. What the fuck are you thinking
if the islanders won on 04/17/22 someone's life would be a lot different. it lead to the complete and utter ruin of trb's life
>>157978170Oh no no no they just ALLUDE to the players being gay for eachother which apparently makes it okay.
Why did the waitress just ask me how I want my burger cooked
>>157978219How are they alluding to it if each story is about them with a female love interest?
>he's still going despite the season being underwayHiromoot needs to double the jannies' salary so they actually start doing their job.
>>157978242>The first two installments, “Jack of Hearts” and “The Storm Between Us,” feature Golden Knights C Jack Eichel and Hurricanes C Sebastian Aho, respectively.>Sebastian's throat was dry as he squeezed the hockey stick tightly in his gloved hands, counting the seconds until the referee blew the starting whistle. The Coach would have screamed at him for such poor handling--but it was all Sebastian could do to keep the damned thing from slipping from his grip when he was staring at him from across the center ice.>As always, he had a glint in his eye and a predatory grin on his face which had nothing to do with controlling the puck--and everything to do with controlling him.>"Game on." whispered Jack as the whistle blew
>>157978148>players and our audience is so boring we have to make up gay romance fictionIt's just pathetic
>>157978293>Official NHL gay smut between two active players
i'm going to write a realistic hockey romance where it's the player spamming every chick on 5 different dating apps and banging whichever one is down to get dogged and hang out in the hotel while he plays xbox
>>157976089Silver Medal Letdowns
>>157978353>Ice hockeyGo back
>>157978324I'll preorder it
>>157976661Yeah but the Matthew Schaefers are playing
>>157978353gary's ruthless
>>157978324You need a epilogue where he gets brought to court 15 years later when she regrets it
>>157978187soon he'll be selling second hand jockstraps
>>157978237especially since you ordered pizza
>>157978445would would would would
And it will be known as the Ivarian era
Who are flames gonna get as number 1 draft
>>157978293rod doesn't yell he encourages his players
> It’ll be compelling to watch the Rielly-Raddysh partnership on Wednesday, with an expectation that both veterans ought to improve on their season-opening performance.
>>157978529>1reminds me of what bud and trbrother did
>>157978550he encourages them to throw away their natty cards
>>157978565the raddysh anchor era is off to a roaring start
>>157977840He's back on the Casey
October is Italian heritage appreciation month. Who are the best Italian hockey players of all time?
>The Toronto Maple Leafs defeated the New York Islanders 4–2 on April 17, 2022, at Scotiabank Arena.>Game Details>• Date: April 17, 2022>• Venue: Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, Canada>• Final Score: Toronto Maple Leafs 4, New York Islanders 2>Key Highlights>• Record Breaker: With the win, the Maple Leafs secured their 50th victory and reached 106 points, setting new franchise records for both categories.>• Playoff Impact: The loss officially eliminated the New York Islanders from postseason contention.>• Absence: Toronto played without their leading goal-scorer Auston Matthews, who sat out with a minor injury.>• Goaltending: Jack Campbell made 27 saves for Toronto, while Ilya Sorokin stopped 33 shots for the Islanders
>>157978673> 1967
>>157978672For me it's Italian-to-the-core Mikael Frycklund
when do our sens get to play?
>>157978725it happened in 2022, 55 years after 1967
>>157978776Not until Saturday wtf
Thank God Gary wasn't on that flight from Dubai to Israel
>>157978672Mario Lemieux
>>157978934Gary sent an intern to represent the league :(
34 days until the midtermsVote for Gary
>>157978565Two offensive-minded defenseman who can't defend on the same pair. What could possibly go wrong?
>>157979142Who cares about the midterms? The Quebec elections are this Monday
>>157979171Really? Are they voting to separate and make their own country?
>>157979179The party currently leading the polls will hold a referendum if they're elected. They did backtrack a little and said they would wait until Trump is gone before doing so however
>>157979142I’m voting for Kanye
You will live to see Quebec flags on /sp/
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Flames just made a damn point
ronihave 2
Hockey isnt just dying it’s being buried alive
tonight's games are must-wins if any of these teams are gonna make the playoffs
Geneva Wins
How do I summon a succubus /hoc/?
>>157979515I use leolist
>>157979515Take all your money and burn it; that's probably one of the steps
>>157979529jen
>>157979557thanks, em xo
>>157979557
>black cawks raped and gapedis this normal for them?
When is Emily just gonna shave it all off?>Just go full Wakanda, Kappy, and shock the world of hockey sideline journalism awki
>>157979625What's normal is only a few people knowing about it, and even fewer people commenting on it
>>157979638>trb attempts humourplease stick to spamming on your vpns
>>157979667shitcongo sports fans got real uppity recently which is why i ask
>>157979667No one wanted to stay up that late to watch it
>>157979625They’ve been shit for a while now. Patty Kanes goal was impressive
Lmao they traded the Skinner Dinner for Jarry. Good job Mcdavid
>>157979720>raped and gapedYeah, why wouldn't they get "uppity" with gutter-mouth trash talk like thatYour Mother would be very disappointed in you, young man >also, hockey thread, fuck your Series, bongo
someone caught the bussy end of a R&G recently it seems
>>157979818>trb triggered by raped and gapedi wonder why kwarb
>>157979720MVPete will never recover from this
>After helping the Oilers reach back-to-back Stanley Cup Finals in 2024 and 2025, Skinner faced heavy media scrutiny and fan pressure during tough stretches, prompting Edmonton to seek an upgrade in net. Opinions on Reddit are mixed regarding whether the locker room lost confidence or if the mounting scrutiny simply made a change necessary. Why does every Google search just spit out reddit now?
i do be admitting i'm importing that lingo from the 'gognot truly sure who invented it, quite possibly hltv or twitch
>>157976548the Panthers are so psychotically insecure
>>157979945That’s what having no fans will do to a team
>>157978672It's still September. Don't make me appreciate Italians for any longer than I have to
>>157979240more like Gaybec lmao all those zesty frog niggas talk like they have peanut butter in their mouth
Oh shit I totally forgot to mention it but guess what they had at Spirit Halloween yesterday? Silly string. Hadn’t thought about that shit in like two decades.
>>157978672Dino Ciciiciciiicirelliciicililli
>>157980019did anyone ask?
>>157980019Neat. What costume did you pick out?
shit slate tonight.
>>157979996Cope /hoc/ loves passionate Italians
>Italians think they can bogart all of Spookytober from hard-working Americans like mePASTA FAZOOL !!!
>>157980019To society it's Silly String, but to me it's Serious String that nobody listens too...
>>157980081the only Italian I like is Gianna Parasini
>>157980019you know what goes great with silly string. Open flames.
>serious string would cause life-threatening injuries and cost a fortune
>>157980051Didn’t go for a costume I was getting a fog machine/supplies for my giant spiderweb display.
easy there fresh pack xD
Finna fall asleep. Gary please keep in mind you have European viewers.
>>157980299the puck drop is a mere 2,5 bongs away, don't give up!!!
zzzZZZzz... Nylander... to McKenna... and... he scores....
>>157980113I demand you arrest that bitch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDgs1iroYyY
>>157980019Wow
>>157980372
>>157980019can you post more inane stories from your incredibly boring life?
Our flames opener is only 2 days away!!
As long as you have fun, the scoreboard doesn't matter
>>157980584Why don't they just make enough Stanley Cups for every team to have one?
>>157980584What a lovely, peaceful message
>>157980609Needs more Iron Cross.
>>157980584actually the opposite
>>157980561It's tomorrow
>>157980584i rolled my golden knights 1st period win payout from yesterday into the avs winning after 20 minutes today.
No more new threads, please
We could do a Flames thread. Just throwing that out there
>>157980786
>>157980799Great minds think alike :)
>>157980584also, silver shines just as bright.
Did Gary get enough sleep tonight?
>>157977960I don't think it was a hockey-themed romance novel. I think it was a gay romance novel.
