UH OHBIG STINKYRonaldo was caught SEETHING after not getting to play a single minute vs Norway and went straight to the locker room after the game ended instead of joining the rest of the team on the pitch in going up to the fans to celebrate.After that, he decided to SKIP training. "Where is he?" asked the mass media.Everyone, under the watchful eye of our federation, has been keeping silent but leaks from the inside tell of a CLASH between Tsuuu and our new coach Jorge Jesus, who also has a MASSIVE ego and a BIG LOUD personality, not easily pushed around.Jorge Jesus is set to talk to the media TODAY at 4PM Lisbon/London time.Could this be the end of Ronaldo's time on the national team? Or will he crash this plane with no survivors? The Indian ambassador in Lisbon had expressed his deep concerns over this issue. He says :>Let the Ronaldo play! He's only a 41 year old teenager!
The true news today is Smalling coming to play in this retirement league.
>>157976110you type like a FAGGOT
>Jesus is our Lord and SaviourHe trully is the son of God.
>>157976110Are you really going to make Goncalo Ramos your star forward? lol
>>157976110Why can't Ronaldo just learn to chill? You are 41 m8, calm down
>>157976110This is a gestifute scheme to make branches the main striker
Sounds like BS. Ronaldo said the other day he's in total servitude to the team, he'll play as long as they want/need him, and he's got a winner mentality and portugal beat norway so none of this makes any sense
>>157976164You jest, but there's probably some truth to this.
He was just a kid
>>157976169>and portugal beat norway*without Ronaldo, that's why he's seething so much. He is such a gigantic case of main character syndrome it's unreal
>>157976110No meltdown Ronaldo could ever have will be worse than the one Pissi had live on TV worldwide when he snitched on Cucurella to the refs. Keep coping though.
>>157976169>Ronaldo said the other day…From word to deed is a great space. - French proverb
>>157976110Portugal doesn't deserve Cristiano. Imagine if he was Swedish instead the masses here would worship him considering that we worship a mid player like Zlatan.
>>157976228Portugal played like crap. Got lucky with those GK errors and Costa putting up another great performance.
>>157976345t. Abdullah Hassan-Johansson
he would do well on the indian team
>>157976228how is he so unaware that he's dogshit now?is it a case of he doesn't care and he thinks he's given enough during his good years that his personal ambition of 1000 goals should be supported, or does he ACTUALLY think he's still a competent player at international level?
>>157976381ego is one hell of a drug
Jesus is fucking based and he is saving this team
>Jesus calling the SIC pundit a retardbased
>Ramos playing tomorrow, Naldo benchedOH NO NO NO
>>157976666>Satan QuadsW-what's going to happen to Ramos tomorrow?
>NT starts the training session now>Penaldo still hasn't arrivedUH OH
Portuguese TVs are already saying Ronaldo had yet another melty because of last hour's press conference
>>157976579Nuno Luz is a fucking retard, he's been in the business for well over 20+ is as clueless as the average idiot
>>157976666HE'S FUMING
>still hasn't showed up to trainOH NO NO NO ITS HAPPENING
>news outlets claiming he already fucked off back to the hotelTHE CIVIL WAR STARTS NOW
>A Bola is breaking the news that apparently Ronaldo has left the stadium where the team is currently training Oh it's over
>>157976110>flamengo's D tier manager is leading the portuguese teamwew lads
Based Jesus is burning the whole thing down to free us from Penaldo's reign of terror
>43 years old>still throwing tantrums like some uppity teenager
The strangest thing here is that Ronaldo is Madeirense and he STILL speaks beter than Jesus
>>157977008I for now am loving to hear the RTPN pundits tearing Ronaldo a new one
Ronaldo has ABANDONED his team
cristiano turning on jesus?
>Ronaldo's private jet is taking off from Madrid RIGHT NOW heading to CopenhagenOH NO NO NO NO
Is it Ronaldover or JJover?
>>157977321>Cristiano abandons Jesusvery uncatholic, conversion to Islam when?
>de acordo com a informação prestada pelo organismo, o ginásio do estádio não dispunha de um equipamento particular e necessário para o programa de treino específico que havia sido delineado.Which one was it?
>>157977338Both, hopefully
he is such a retard, he could take the role of some sort of a mentor figure for the young players in the team (or at least pretend) and ask to be just subbed in every match for the last 25 minutesno one would even blame him for not scoring then, fans would be happy, journalists would praise him, he would have an occasional tap in and look like a savior of the portugal, plus it would be sustainable even in his age to play this way
>>157977321He'll RETURN for sunday match after the sponsors make their final threat.
making ronaldo warmup for 40mins and not playing was a humiliation ritual to show him who's bossI have to admire Jesus's ballsBut let's be honest Ronaldo's departure from the NT was never going to be pretty unless he abandoned like 4 or 5 years ago, he's just too washed up by now
Pissi would never
>>157977431the sybian
>Penaldo abandons team after Jesus conference Penaldo sisters...REPENT!
im scared for jj bros, it's very likely some random brown cr7 fan will kill him for this
kwab
https://www.flightradar24.com/data/aircraft/lx-gol#41e8df2d
>he’s flying away LMAOOOOOOOINDIANS, CHIKANERS AND GYPPOS ACTUALLY IDOLISE THIS “MAN”
1. CR72. Limmy3. Chespirito4. Monty Python5. Chris Rock
>>157977933Cartel on standby
> The Indian ambassador in Lisbon had expressed his deep concerns over this issue. He says :>Let the Ronaldo play! He's only a 41 year old teenager!::skull::
>>157977933An Amadora son fears no such things
>>157977433Don't diss Him after He died for our sins
>>157976169Roanldo says shit like this because he thinks it makes him sound magnanimous like some elder statesman of the game. When somebody actually has the audacity to take him at face value and either drop or sub him, the throws his toys out of the pram. He's still the same crying little pissbabby he was at United all those years ago. Fuck him, selfish cunt.
>>157977335>>157977169Why is he doing this
>>157978296history really is a cycle
KWABOTY status?
>>157978455KWABFAE (kek what a kwab for all eternity)
Why a 9/10 Messi retired and this shitter can't , pathetic cope
this a better way to end things than just warming the bench, i can give him that.
I kneel, even if he gets sacked, still kneel
>>157978527>end your NT career with everyone seeing you as the biggest spoiled crybaby the sports world has ever witnessedIs it though?
>>157978538He has to prevail. Spain only became a machine when Aragonés booted Raúl out of the squad despite the constant slander of the press.
There is footage of him leaving the team, per daznIt's over...
>>157978564Mind you, Raul was around 30 during that whole controversy
>>157978558it's like "YOU're dumping me? No, it's ME dumping you, BITCH". not saying it's the most cool thing ever, but i cant help myself to not laugh when he just goes "fuck you homos, i'm out" *fly away with your private jet*.
OFFICIAL TSUNALDO REACTION!>inb4 it is in Portug-Not my problem, do like Enoch Powell and learn the language
Ronaldo's counter offensive is about to start..
>>157978647I'm sorry for doubting Jesus.
>>157976110The end of a Era is upon us
Apologize
After the press conference of the National Selector, and following a conversation with the President of the Portuguese Football Federation, I made the decision to leave the internship of the National Team.In time, I will tell all the Portuguese the truth about the reasons that motivated my departure from the national team, to which I have always dedicated myself.Now it's time to wish good luck to Portugal and all my teammates, without exception."no idont care that google translated it
>>157978647The retirement process is going to hit him so bad, even if he reaches 1k, only saars and towel heads are going to celebrate
>>157978647second paragraph (the juicy one)>In due time, I'll tell the truth to all the Portuguese about the reasons that motivated my leave from the national team, to which I've always dedicated myself. kino is ahead of us
>>157978647Two more weeks until we know the truff.
>>157978647what a Pecho Freito
Piers Morgan is calling
Is he aware that he is finishing one of the greatest ever careers in any type of sports in the most pathetic bitch-made way possible?
>>157978647KEKgood riddance
>>157978808tsu hasn't know the meaning of the word self-awareness for this past decadebare minimum
>>157978647Portuguese anons, does Ronnie sound a moron when speaking his first language as well?
>>157978315he's heading to cristiania
>>157978716did he sacrifice another kid to reach 1000 goals
>>157978834Pretty much all footballers do and even more so when they've spend a ton of time abroad
starting to believe in the wc 2026 conspiracies now where he paid people to slander messi the whole time
>>157978834Yeah, definitely not the sharpest tool in the shed by a long shot
>>157976110>coach wants a forward that presses and defendsronaldo was absolutely seething when ramos scored those goals. if ronaldo had played, portugal would've lost to norway because they would be playing with 10 men.
This is like the 25th of april for our national team.
>>157978834he doesn't sound illiterate (like when he speaks english) but he's not very well spoken, no
This is 9/11 for saars, beaners, and ngubudristas
>>157978901>saarsDoesn't all of India and Pakistan support Messi though?
>>157978834No. The national team coach does, however.
>>157978901What part of Latin America are you from?
>>157976288ronaldo ratted out his own teammates for being offside to the ref when they scored goals that didn't involve him lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcg88j0INn8
>>157978921the saar sub-continent is big enough for both of them
This man is lucky VAR was introduced when he was 34 and already at the end of his career at the elite level.
>>157978954W-why are all of them whiter than me?
>>157978977it's okay, having a little african blood is probably healthier than being 100% european
>both their "GOAT"s going out as crybaby little bitcheskek povertyball is such a dogshit sportJordan would neverBrady would never
Why does he still behave like this at 41 years old? You are a hero and admired in your country, for young players you are an idol, why can't you have the greatness to set an example for the younger ones and help them? Even if you don't play, you are still a symbol. But no, instead he behaves like a capricious child, he puts himself above his country and his national team. You are the fucking symbol and captain of the national team!!
>>157979019Forgot image but you know what I meant kek
>>157978977checked for superior brahmin caste saar
>george jesus>rapes penaldoWe're in the kino timeline
GRÂNDOLA VILA MORENATERRA DA FRATENIDADE30 OF SEPTEMBER WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTENMORA JUST SCORED A BYCICLE KICK TOO, IS THIS A SIGN?
I remember how at Juventus he was always rested during away games, so he wouldn't even have to be at the stadium to support his team, like rested players are supposed to. But pulling the "if I'm benched I'm not playing/if I'm not playing I'm gone" shit with your National Team is crazy. Does he think it's still 2015-ish and he's still a superstar performer?
>>157978921Not anymore, since Pessi annoyed the shit out of them in a tour last year.There were riots even.
>>157979046>MORA JUST SCORED A BYCICLE KICK TOOWhere? I can't seem to find it.
>>157978833neither he nor his family have ever known the meaning of self-awareness
>>157979055>portuguese immigrants in poland on /sp/BasedIs the Bednarek/Kiwior/Oskar/Kaminski connection allowing you to shag more native women nowadays?
kek soccer boomers hate that haaland and mbappe have overtaken them
The sad thing is, Portugal might have beaten Spain, and won the World Cup later on if he was benched.
>>157979076U21 just a few minutes agoit was against>Gibraltartho, which makes me believe even more in reincarnation
Incel mindset. This is why we don’t have sex with them. The moment they get any self esteem they lose their minds. I’m glad he failed. Fuck men.
>>157979102Unlikely, Bernardo Silva fucked up everything.And he doesn't get enough shit for it.
tu...finish...?
>>157979102>Expecting Martinezball to win against a good teamDelisional
Bad thing is that he's goals have completely dried up at this point. Probably won't get 1000 goals by the end of the season at this rate. There's chance that Messi could reach that milestone before him
>>157979134Nah the saudi league will 100% make him get thereHe would have to REALLY fuck up with his higher ups at al nassr
Some jeet is probably already planning to murder Jorge Jesus
10 years late motherfuckerabout fucking time
>>157979134I'm sure they can find 20 penalties in 2 seasons on the camel league
How many players has he seen finishing their career by having some big emotional walk around the pitch while the entire crowd cheers them on for one last time? How can you see such a thing and think it's better to go out like this?
>>157979134>There's chance>tfSAAR PLEASE SAHEEB DO NOT SCORE THOUSAND GOAL SAAR!
Worst end of career ever every sport confond he gonna cry to Piers Morgan again
>>157979172This desu
>>157979177Sorry, phone posting. Just got back from work, my brain is a bit fried
>>157979134
>Piers Morgan right now
Genuinely what the FUCK is his problem?
>>157979176He sees himself above any other player. You'd need a world tour for his goodbye for him to be pleased
>All these Portubros telling Penaldo to fuck offWow...BASED
>>157979200Is that resetera?Why would a (likely american) tranny care about football?
What was your favourite moment from the press conference portubros?I still cannot pick between JJ calling Nuno Luz a literal retard or JJ making sure that CMTV girl understood that HE is, without any possible doubt, HIM,
>>157979205I've been telling him to fuck off since the end of the 2018 WC
>>157979209It is, I just found it funny how perception of him changes. I assumed he was universally loved.
>>157979196>i am rude to a brit>he is not rude to me and even says sorryJohnny Foreigner impostor
>>157979212anyone calling that parasite a retard is kino on my book
>>157979222lefties haven't been on his side since the rape accusation
Ronaldo is a modern day Achilles
>>157979212>JJ calling Nuno Luz a literal retardAbsolutely nothing in that press conference tops this
>>15797904630 DE SETEMBRO SEMPRE!RONALDISMO NUNCA MAIS!
>>157979233Telling him an incredibly simple statement and then, with all the condenscendence in the world, telling him "I know this can be a bit too much for your little head", word for fucking word, is beyond based.I take back everything bad that I said about JJ, he is indeed the GOAT, he is our lord and saviour
>>157979222>I assumed he was universally loved.A lot of football fans think he's been dead weight at the NT for years, and a lot of non football fans think he's a spoiled whiny bitch with an ego bigger than Texas
KWABOTY.Imagine being 41 years old and behaving like a kindergartner.
>>157978834The average for a football player. But he was insecure about his Madeiran accent when he moved to Lisbon and worked on adopting a mainland accent early on.
Only mcgregor had a worst career ending
Our neurodivergent Latinx king fucking won.
>>157979112qrd
>>157979336He's been the epitome of>say nothing>winIn this
>>157979019Jordan ended his career playing for the fucking Wizards and Brady got divorce-cucked and he lost his final game to Sack Picksix.
why do indian redditors feel the need to bring up american politics in this?
>>157979347Old statpadding star is dead, new star makes his statpadding debut and scores a bicycle kick against Gibraltar, couldn't be more poetic.
Apparently Jesus and Proença followed him to the private aeroport he's in to try and get him backThis is starting to get really embarassing.
>>157979535>Proença followed him to the private aeroport he's in to try and get him backDon't know about you but to me it screams sponsors are already threatening to pull out
>>157979593yep, there's no other reason for him to be in the NT and even more so with Jesus
Gaynaldo is 4 short of 150 international goals. All it takes is a couple upcoming games against Luxmeburg or Andorra and he'll gobbling up to the testies to get even 20 minutes of playing time back on the NT.
>>157979437i don't even think it's a jeet thing, it's a leftoid freak thing. i was browsing through the city charges thread on redcafe and it's page after page of "THIS IS JUST LIKE LE MAGA/TRUMP/BREXSHIT/REFORM!!"
>>157979437keep in mind Pritam1997 lives in a country where 90% of the marriages are arranged and marital rape is legal, but he wants to talk about right and left wing political stances as defined in the US
As TUGA here are the facts for everyone- Jesus told CR he was going to play the last 30 minutes against Norway- CR start warming up at 45 m (start of 2nd half)- Then he did not played because JJ changed his ideas due to what happening in the field.THERE
>>157976141Already scores more than Penaldo
>>157976348Crap Portugal is still better than Scandinavia entirely
When I was in Lisbon during the world cup, I saw his face plastered everywhere.There were even 'Ronaldo' shops that sold Ronaldo items.Seems like the Portuguese still worship him it seems. If Harry kane was playing like Ronaldo now, he'd be crucified by everyone
>>157979654Sure sounds like a (You) problem for penaldo lmao
>>157979710There's still "enough" fans to justify that investment in merchandise, but our current opinion on him is very divisive
>>157976110Good news for Portugal. Let him leave.
>>157979745Now do your part and let us trash you 5 nil
Jorge Jesus is a proven managerPenaldog is a finished narcissistThe choice is obvious
https://noataque.com.br/futebol/noticia/2026/09/30/irma-de-cr7-reage-a-saida-do-craque-da-selecao-de-portugal-invejosos-e-desdenhosos/CR7's sister speaks>he deserved more respect. >The national team deserved better organization/structure. >Portuguese journalism deserved more competence and less speculation. >Regarding the Portuguese people… they don’t deserve to have the best in anything. We are envious, contemptuous/disdainful, ignorant, and deserve to return to the mediocrity of pre-CR7 football. >Thank you for everything, CR7! You deserve better!kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>157979616>couple upcoming games against Luxmeburg or AndorraThe problem is that we don't do games against those anymore
>>157979789LEVASTE COM UM PAU ?
>>157976136Has been for the past 4 years. Did amazing whenever given the chance.
>>157979714but m-muh estatuto
>>157979778https://x.com/B24PT/status/2105388510882750698>Ronaldo will no longer return to the National Team and the decision is irreversible. (@ojogo)
>>157979710You saw merch for tourists. Everyone is sick of him here. Good riddance
>>157979778>The national team deserved better organization/structure.she's not wrong there at least>Regarding the Portuguese people… they don’t deserve to have the best in anything.He hasn't been even the best portuguese player in quite some time
>>157979810Irreversible, you say!?
>>157979810>Read the news piece>It's still his same fucking statement that he only left the national team's training groundsGranted I still think he's leaving for good, but it should be legal to execute "journalists" publicly
>fag acting like a fagImagine my shock.
>>157979820>>157979831Por que os portugueses são tão ingratos com o Cristiano? Ele fez parte dos únicos grandes troféus que a seleção de Portugal conquistou.
Reminder that Jesus told Neymar and now Ronaldo that they're finished.
>>157979820how long did Salazar rule? 34 years or soyou could have given CR7 at least that much time
>confirmed Ronaldo is leaving for Madrid
JORGE JESUS IS THE GOATTHE GOATFOR ALL NON-PORTUGUESE, HERE'S SOME JJ GLAZE>>>/wsg/6244276>>>/wsg/6244278>>>/wsg/6244279>>>/wsg/6244280
>>15797988536 years, from '32 to '68
>>157979778What a dumb bitch. I might be inclined to take offense, but then I remembered she fucks favelados
>>157979856ESSE GAJO É PANELEIROConhecido como o Catherine Deneuve.
>>157979885And Salazar only fell one time, unlike Penaldo
>J.J. arrives>"finishes" Ronaldo 2 games inI was expecting it, but a more gradual and diplomatic exit.Fine by me either way.
>>157979946Kek
