Day 2 of the Wild Card round
Harpy Cubs elimination day, everyone!
The Cubs aren't making it to October
>Cubs>Red Sox>Astros
As a Padres fan, I still think the Cubs are winning the World Series
>>157976352AI of the Dodgers when they aren't even playing, so easy to hate them
Dodgers = Akatsuki Yankees = Taka
>phillieshttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/C9O1IV0UB1w
Please, Mr. Cum Shitter is my father.
What's the most cum that's ever been shit on a mound in one game?
>>157976473Bout tree fitty
Cam’s brother Connor Schlittler plays football.
This fat old fuck cost the Cubs the game last night. He needs to be investigated.
>>157976481*waves you off in a nonplussed manner*
>>157976468>>157976473Did you ever think to stop posting about the guy who continuously shoves his cock in your ass every single time he steps on the mound?
>>157976481I think my Padres were cheating too...
>>157976460McFly wins again!
>Did you ever think to stop posting about the guy who continuously shoves his cock in your ass every single time he steps on the mound?
>>157976504I was just asking a question. I didn't name any player specifically. Odd that you had someone in mind
We are all Cum Shitter
dodgers
>>157976515Caleb Williams plays football not baseball
>>157976481kwab
Are the Cubs cooked? I havent watched baseball all season but I thought my guys were good? They looked like shit against the mexicans last night. Give it to me straight.
>>157976515I look like that and I say that
Why is /mlb/ full of “people” who think repeating the same thing 6 million times a night is funny
>>157976583Autism and it's about making other people on a general and board madEvery general does it but people here do it the most
>>157976583https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clanging
>>157976491>nonplussedI believe you mean nonchalant, good anon
Thanks for reminding me to bump my PCA KWAB thread on the 'logEven foreigners will laugh at your humiliation
Are we still laughing at the Mets? Cuz I'm still laughing at the Mets.
We are all felines. Siamese cat balls. They stand out. I had a cat, a manx, still around here somewhere. You'll know him when you see him. His name is GI Joe; he's black and white. I have a goldfish too, like a clown. Happy Halloween down. Down.
>>157976583It's a bunch of really lonely people who chopped their dicks off that try to cope with how shit their lives are by coming together to create meaningless clamorNobody finds it funny but they unconvincingly lie to themselves that it's a hilarious and productive pastimeYou should pity people like this and thank God that this was not your life path
Cole is gonna get lit up like a damn Christmas Tree
"Hey San Diego, can you feed me some of that passion and energy you showed to the Padres?"
>>157976618...when he pitches in the next round
kek MESTizos
>>157976624Vegas cucked your only good team from you
>Bennett Sousa>has a lower season & career WAR than (You) or I>running his mouth after spiking the ball what? 4-5 times in a single inning?I hope he enjoys Korean ball next season.
>>157976630Saying any Yankees pitcher is going to get lit up is stupid.Saying Gerrit Cole is going to lit up by the Rays is even stupider.
Good morning Popesox faithful.
>>157976654Please put the Astros out of their misery. It is a morally good action.
baseball is better when the red sox are competitive with the yankeeswhy did they extend breslow?
kek cubtrannies trying to larp as soxxies
>>157976653see ya next round
I'm a woman! A White Sox woman!
Astros have more catholic fans than the Sox do
>>157976654gm
>>157976671The Blue Jays are in the next round? When did this happen?
>>157976671…next year***
The Toronto Bay Rays of Mississauga, Ontario, Canada
>>157976583I went back and counted and it was only 271,000 times
>>157976677How the fuck do you know
I van't wait for all the teams that won yesterday to win again today. Thanks, Manfred
>>157976732counted them
>>157976741Based counter
>>157976610We filter them and ignore them. It's an incel website after all.
>>157976739astros and phillies are winning doe
>>157976583>>157976617>>157976589>>157976583>>157976594>>157976610>>157976751Please fuck my ass
>>157976654I'm a Cubs fan and I'm Muslim by faith.
Are the Dodgers lining up Yams for game 1?
>>157976754PFHA
>>157976775They're going with sweet potatoes instead hahaha
>lost again>>20 and 22 in their last 42>11 and 15 in their last 26>5 and 9 in their last 14>>lost WC Game 1>verge of eliminationI tried so hard and got so farBut in the end, it doesn't even matterI had to fall to lose it allBut in the end, it doesn't even matter>PEAKED*>TOO>SOON*MIT-cheated, also, David Ortiz and Manny Ramirez did steroids
>>157976610I've filtered him and the island of misfit toys that orbits his jingoistic, demented, and reality avoiding noggin.
6 of the White Sox last 8 postseason wins have come against the Astros.
Chicago: The Archdiocese of Chicago reports a Catholic population of approximately 1.95 million people across Cook and Lake counties.Houston: The Archdiocese of Galveston-Houston serves roughly 1.70 million Catholics across the greater Houston area and surrounding counties.Closer than I thought it would be
I am in OOTP hell. it's mid steroid era the league just expanded the previous season and every pitcher has terrible homerun suppression. Like the max movement stat is 65. Pretty much every pitcher who has good homerun suppression is an elite starting pitcher. I've got the equivalent of like if you added Pedro to the 90s Braves rotation with 3 elite starters and 2 really good starters, but the second anyone from the bullpen comes in they let up a backbreaking homerun. My best reliever from the previous season is in my rotation and is putting up more WAR but holy shit do all of my relievers get raped. Fucking closer comes in just to give up homers. It doesn't help that my team has been so good for so long I only ever got 1 top pic from missing the playoffs in like 17 years. I just had one guy hit 30 home runs for the first time in years when there are teams with multiple guys hitting 40 and my CF, 2nd baseman and catchers can't hit for shit. I have 3 world series in the last 5 seasons, at least, because I have the highest budget, but now I can't sign anyone for anything other than the minimum because my owner is pissed I'm like $2,000,000 over the budget. idk if I can even build an elite bullpen at this point. there just aren't any cheap high strike out guys who don't give up like a billion homers
>>157976813lots of mexicans are catholicsand blacks in chicago are mostly baptists
Why is this turd still employed by the Mets this morning?
>>157976830Because it's an organization full of real people with real jobs that know the headline never tells the full story and that rash actions are unwise. You will never have any influence over how the Mets run their club. All you can do is helplessly bitch online every day like the woman you are.
>his GM is running an OOTP sim with a three-hundred-million-dollar payroll in real life
>>157976844So, you're pleased with the trajectory of the Mets since David Stears was brought on board?
>>157976771I see.
>>157976823I didn't read all of that but have you considered bunting more?
>>157976855I'm dissatisfied with the outcomes but not necessarily with his overall process. Cohen has publicly said Stearns will play out his contract. We'll see how things go. I'm not gonna add to my stress levels and negatively affect my health over something I have no control over. Especially over a fucking kid's game that we watch for fun.
Sonny Gray is a retarded hick.
Hello /mlb/, did you beat your meat last night?
>baseball impacts her mental health I guess that's what happens when you root for a nothingburger team that hasn't done shit since floppy disks and cassettes existed. They have an empty trophy case in over forty years of baseball.
Remember how this year began
>>157976876why are you even here?
>>157976902If only you knew how bad things really were.
>>157976481nice argument. however I have already portrayed myself as the unbothered, dismissive umpire and you as the disheveled, whinging PCA.
>>157976902I literally said it doesn't impact my mental health because it's a leisure time sport, not a core part of my life. What kind of loser has a pic like that saved on his device. >>157976908To discuss baseball with well-adjusted, mature, healthy adult human beings. Duh.
>>157976481
>>157976913holy shit what a drama queen it can't be that bad
dem poor, poor cubbie bears...
>he came to the incel website on the Mongolian basket weaving forum to discuss with healthy minds and mature baseball fansStop playing the victim. You know where you are. Nobody feels bad for you. There's no crying in baseball. Fuck off. Fuck off.
>>157976933um...anon...
>>157976946You are mentally ill. I'm telling other people to stop whining. Somebody irl needs to smack the shit out of your screechy ass.
>>157976942I want to give a Cubs girl a hug :(
As a lifelong cubs fan I am so fucking done with this team. We are top 10 in payroll and top 5 in revenue playing like lame ducks in October year after year. I think I'm gonna become a White Sox fan after watching Mune and his bushido samurai cut down the Astros. They play with heart, they play with soul. Cubs are led by a spoiled twink throwing a tantrum and a rabbi. It's poetic justice that the face of our team is a spoiled cunt because that's all the cubs are, spoiled cunts. They have one of the big money TV deals in mlb but choose to piss and shit down their legs when things don't go perfect for them.
>>157976933You're a fucking moron. He posted that during the 121 loss record breaking 2024 season.>it can't be that badWhy do people post here who have no fucking clue what they're talking about?
Colin cowherd just told me home runs win in the postseason, not batting average or hitting for contact
>>157976961It is completely understandable to feel completely burned out by the Chicago Cubs right now, especially watching them get absolutely steamrolled 8-0 by the Padres while the cross-town Chicago White Sox are playing with pure grit. Watching Munetaka "Mune" Murakami and the South Siders pull off a stunning 6-3 Game 1 upset over the Astros—especially after everything that franchise has put its fans through with consecutive 100-loss seasons—makes it look like they are the ones playing with real heart and soul.If you are ready to jump ship to the South Side, nobody can blame you given how the contrast is playing out on the field:
Good for the white sox. The working class team. Yuppies go home
>>157976624Have faith Anon, the Chargers will win a Super Bowl in LA before the Padres even make it to the World Series.
>>157976967>>157976950It's still crazy and even unthinkable to see that this is the team right now in the postseason. The most insane turnaround?
>>157976977@grokDid you consider that I'm a girl! A Cubs girl!
>>157976876You sheeple are surprised, the real ones knew as soon as we saw Bo Bichette taking grounders in spring training.
>>157976995That is awesome, Go Cubbies!Would you like to talk about the Chicago Cubs' current postseason push, look at the latest roster updates, or share your favorite Wrigley Field memories?
>>157976977grok form a response to>>157976967>>157976933>>157976913
>>157976990that’s way wrong and the chargers are a soulless husk of a franchise
>>157976982shut up larper, you definitely celebrated when the Cubs won in 2016
>>157977002He's slightly below average at a new position. That's not the reason we're in the cellar. Real ones aren't dumb enough to think this was a surprise to anyone.
>>157977005My favorite memories are when all the big, muscular Reds men are in town!
>>157977012Im from new york
>>157976946in Japan it is considered honorable to cry in baseball as it shows your dedication to your team
>>157976995>>157977025https://vocaroo.com/1gYlSXwkzdqA
>>157976925Wow, you are a world-class dick.
>>157976863how would bunting help with home run suppression?imagine the height of the steroid era, but it's also an expansion year, but it's also a smaller league and there aren't as many good playersleague wide ERA was like 4.76
>>157977007Where's my response?
>>157977024Terrible run prevention caused by overpaying six outfielders is literally why you're stuck in the NL East cellar with a long off-season ahead. We've all known since at least April 8th that this would happen. Only delusional Mets fans thought otherwise, with excuses like “well he's got a gold glove at shortstop!”.
>>157976990fuwawa is a chargers fan?
>>157977042Kek I'm actually a girl tho
>>157976950Mets will take back the record next year don't worry.
lolmets
>metsMost irrelevant team in the national league. They haven't done anything since 2006 when they got embarrassed by the Cardinals. Even the lowly Phillies have a ring more recently than they have.
>not even a day off to recover
>>157977166Wow he's just like me
>>157976813most people in chicago are cubs fans, and almost all the white and mexican people are cubs fansits the blacks (baptists) who are sox fans
>>157977166Inb4 he gets destroyed.
>>157976876David Stearns stinks. Brewers have been fine since he left
>>157977042This was an all out assault.
>>157977166Why is everything in the universe conspiring to make me root for these cum sox?
>>157977071If everyone except delusional fans have known, then it's not worth crowing about unless you're starved for even the least of accomplishments. Run prevention has been better overall in the second half.
>>157977071You have no idea what you're talking about. 2 OF are cost-controlled for like 7 more years and a third is one of the best hitters in baseball. Predicting that the Mets would suck based on retarded premises doesn't make you of even average intelligence, much less smart.
>>157977215A smart general manager like Stearns is going to adjust and part of that is ditching the money wins all mentality and not relying solely on AI decision-making to guide the product. McLean is a good #3 SP and Benge can start every game in RF. That's a good start. Will it be good enough for the NL East? Probably not. They can make the wildcard next season as long as they address the elephant in the room: run prevention.
>>157977263Cum Shitter kek
Cum shitter? I barely know her
>>157977273They should probably remove the elephant from their room too. Seems like it would be a distraction
>>157976913If the White Sox beat the Astros, does his wife come back after 3 years?
>>157977273McLean is a good #2 on essentially any team other than the Dodgers and Yanks, and an elite Godsend of a #3 on literally any team.
im not giving the cubs a chance
>>157977241>>157977269Running damage control for your retarded GM is certainly a choice. You thought you were contending in December when you popped champagne over a few free agents. They were never good and you fell out of contention in early April. Your hopes dwindled with each passing month hoping they would just go on a streak but let's face it. The Mets haven't done anything since the invention of the VHS tape and they will continue to do nothing as long as they keep building All-Star teams made up of bag chasers and guys in it for themselves.
>>157977273The elephant in the room is the Mets do not hand a functional infield. Especially if Bo Bichette opts out (and Bo Bichette in 2026 was barely functional).They somehow pieced it together in the second half and played good baseball (84 win pace) but this is in spite of Stearns’ moves.
>>157977275That's funny, ever consider a gig in stand-up?
>>157977275
I'm a cubs fan and I don't think we're making it past the wcs
>Kevin Gausman to start Game 2 for the Cubs
>>157977340Pointing out that you're chirping over a prediction that came true independent of your clueless "analysis" is in defense of nothing but the truth. We didn't make it. Shit happens. I still enjoyed watching the team. My loyalty to the team I chose over 20 years ago is independent of how many rings they win. You have no real personality or character so I can understand why this concept is alien to you and why you think talking about rings is the ultimate mic drop. You're a low-intelligence miserab. Nobody gives a fuck what you think, which is why you'll do nothing in life except talk shit on an anonymous anime image board.
>McLean is dealing
>>157977382gayman kek
>>157977383bodied that freak
To hell with you, fuckwad
over/under 2 runs for the Cubs today
I'm a cubs fan and i don't think pca should win mvp
>>157977430I'll clobber your cock with my vagina hole fuck-o
>>157977430underOver/under PCA tantrums at 1.5
astrossisters...
>>157977452>9th September 2026
>>157977383>if I just keep pointing out how ring culture is dumb I win the argumentThe Mets don't need to win a ring to be successful. They need to field a competent team that shows signs of life at every step of the way. That's enjoyable baseball. The mets have failed to do this every year since two thousand six and fail to adapt to their circumstances despite their circumstances slapping them in the face for the last twenty years. At what point do you hang it up and try something different? After nineteen last-place finishes? After one World Series appearance in fourteen years? After being three hundred million dollars in the hole? No matter what the Mets do they will always be looked at as failures until they switch up the formulas. Those same formulas that told you to let your best player, homegrown, since Wright, walk away.
>>157977469Retard alert
>>157977459kek
Tony's, Red Baron, or DiGiorno for oven baked pizza?
>>157977459>no refutation >full blown meltdown
>>157977459lol
>>157977469They just made it to the NLCS in 2024, you mook. They played in the World Series in 2015. They had a 101-win season in 2022. Alonso is not our best homegrown player since Wright.I don't care how other people look at the Mets. That has nothing to do with how I feel about the team.You sound like one of /mlb/'s resident weirdos who presents himself as a little anime girl. And you have no idea what you're actually talking about on top of that. You're trying to troll but you don't know ball, so it's just a shit job that shows you're desperate for attention.No more (You)s for your bum ass. Go back to spamming dumb discord shit.
>>157977459kek what was the last message?
What's the vibe?
Uh oh Pope Sox sisters?
>>157977500I was trying to get it to admit the jews control the New York Mets, KISS, the power rangers, WWE and israel
>>157977496They won the NLCS in two thousand twenty-four OR got sent packing after four total blowouts? Surely your high-IQ general manager decided to keep their winningest single-season core together and not totally blow it up because of muh AI analytics. Is there a two thousand twenty-four division series banner hanging up at Citi Field somewhere in the rafters? That's embarrassing to cling to, considering what transpired since then. Even the Phillies (the Mets most hated rival) have a pennant and World Series appearance more recently than two thousand fifteen
>>157977480Red Baron, pepperoni
>>157977525cum shitter kek!
Oh dear
the poodres better fucking go easy on my gausy
>>157977528Ask the brewers how well those regular season records worked out for them when they played the Dodgers.
Who are the the /good guys/ in this 'owl, lads?
>>157977662the cum sox are literally the only good guys in the entire postseason
>>157977674Ahem, the Brew Crew exists. The Miz deserves a ring.
>>157977662hail, traveler!this is an 'eries, not an 'owlBrewers, White Sox, Indians, Rays, Padres are all fun and good-natured teams. Cubs are also okay but PCA is a huge diva
>>157977679they'll reach good guy status if they dont choke against the doggies againbut for now........
The New York Stankee Doo'em Dandies!
>>157977440Vagina Dentata?
Which chicago team is he rooting for?
>>157977528Man I remember that game. Hope we learned from it. Really don't want to go to game 3
>>157977445under he will be too depressed
Gausman is assCease blew out his elbow Bieber is never pitching againYesavage is figured outScherzer is washed and oldPonce is a KBO merchant Lauer is a Dodger world champion The absolute state of the blow gays rotation.
I hope the Stankees don’t win all. I don’t care about the restSure it be nice when BrewCrew in it all. I just don’t like the Stankees esp that Judge dude
>nazi punks seething at the Yankees again
>>157977751I'm the furthest thing from a Yankees fan, but Judge is one of the nicest and most professional guys in the game, as well as probably the most dangerous hitter of his generation when healthy. You sound like a 12 year old girl because there is no rational reason to hate him.
>>157977690Okay but I'm choosing the Dodgers as the good guys...
>>157977780that is your prerogative
>>157977751I hope the Brew Crew win as well
>>157977806
stankeedoo'em kek...KEK!!
Zack Gelof has sued the Detroit TigersThink he has a case?
>>157977852Team Israel legend will win
>>157977772He’s a great player.He is just a greedy mfer
>>157977875>greedy mfer
>>157977881Yea I'm sure Stanton is going to give him a mean glare as he walks back to the dugout after he strikes out
>>157977723Him and PCA are butt buddies.
Which game are we most excited about today, bros?For me, it's Yanks/Sox. Hoping Sonny Gray pulls off some magic and the Sox can tie it up. It does seem kinda doomed, though. Sox offense is not great and they do not have the Yankees' pitching depth.
>>157977911How new are you to baseball? Stanton bats .400 against the Red Sox in postseason history.
>>157977940White Sox AstrosUnstoppable force meets immovable object>>157977528Very evenly matched
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hvW9Ez3pB4
>>157977964don't you mean stoppable vs movable :^)
I'm tired of motherfuckers in /mlb/ tellin' me, always in the genny"Mune ain't 'bout this, Mune ain't 'bout that"My boy a cubs girl, on fuckin' boystown and themHe, he, they say that nigga don't be puttin' in no workShut the fuck up, y'all niggas ain't know shitAll y'all motherfuckers talkin' about"Mune ain't no hitter, Mune ain't this, Mune a fake"Shut the fuck up, y'all don't live with that niggaY'all know that nigga got caught with the popeShootin' at Jerry Reinsdorf and shitNigga been launchin' piss missles since, fuckin', I don't know whenMotherfucker, stop fuckin' playin' him like thatThem niggas savages out thereIf I catch another motherfucker talkin' sweet about MuneI'm fuckin' beatin' they assI'm not fuckin' playin' no moreKnow them niggas roll with Lil Recker and them
>>157978004Lil Recker is a shooter
>>157977945>Unc thinks he isn't a shell of his former selfThe guy is a bum
>>1579779986-0 vs 2-0Seems unstoppable vs unmovable is correct
https://voca.ro/1cEeBJAkbouw
>>157978026Albert Pujols was considered a shell of his former self for the majority of the latter part of his career.
>>157978066:)
>>157978004me on the right
Is anyone going to be able to break Nolan Ryan's strikeout record anytime soon?
>>157978133Nolan McLean
>>157978133No one will ever throw enough IP to come close
>>157978141nah he's gonna turn into a stuff+contact pitcher. more like 8k/9 than the current 10k/9 he's been projecting. his sinker is too gnarly to try to blow past guys. just needs to induce grounders and broken bats and stuff
>>157977166One of us!One of us!
>>157978154That's not super exciting.
>>157978167wins baseball gamesif you want guys that are gonna blow your hair back with pure diesel, just watch miz
>>157976352zesty looking op
>>157978133Rex Ryan
>First Pitch Scheduled 2:00 PM EDT
>>157978214As a Cubdres fan I disagree, the Dodgers are going all the way.
>>157978227>>157978227Phillies Braves game thread
I never believed my Cubbies had the sauce to go all the way, but I hope they don’t just get btfo immediately last night was dogshit.
>>157978305they're so afraid of football on the weekends kek
>>157978354wat
kek they starting to accept they're getting locked & capped
>>157978390baseball is spamming day games because they'd get raped in ratings on the weekendtheir megabuffed two country pre-olympics world series got raped by the NBA
>>157978180Somewhere…In a pond…A white heron weeps…
>>157978390The MLB's schedule choices lead one to believe that they want to avoid competing directly with the NFL at all costs. Which is a good thing, imo
>>157978415they don't want to compete with other postseason games
Slamcago
>8pm start times
>>157978481which is also a good thing. I like the WC round because I get a couple days of watching ~11 hours of baseball straight where every game matters
I feel seen
>>157978593as a Cubs girl, he gives me the ick
>>157978004Lost.
The BrewSox series is written in stone.
>Peff called Jerry Dipoto's end of season press conference a "bloodletting"
>>157978665why did peff posting stop so suddenly? did he finally get indicted for aiding and abetting the dodgers fraud schemes?
As a Cubs girl, I want Fernando Tatis Jr to impregnate me.
>>157978734I saw a video of a stove landing on him and catching on fire
>schwarbitch>larper
>>157978734Witness protection
The grid is fun but i also like taking a moment to see how many of the 12 random players they put above it i can name.
I can't handle another girlcott. I really can't. Please win Cubbies
I'm a boy! A Sox boy!
Take me out to the ball game,Take me out with the crowd;Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack,I don't care if I never get back.Let me root, root, root for the TigersIf they don't win, it's a shame.For it's one, two, three strikes, you're out,At the old ball game.
>>157978976I could only name 3. Some of the pics are from early in their career so it's not really recognizable from the pics they're more know for.
>>157979009post bussy pls
Remember when Tatis got BTFO in the game thread last night? Shit was crazy. That cheating faggot will never recover
>>157979050The Astros ain't strokin'
kekashini?..
one player shits an entire mound's worth of cum so he's pitching from double height and they call it fair
>phillies lose to make series 0-2THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD....never could Philly out!
His crimes against Chicago are orders of magnitude worse than Steve Bartman
SP FOUND A WAY
These wild card series are pointless. Most of the teams are garbage and 3 games is not even a legitimate series anyway
>>157979800one game wc was kino but we get more basedball so....it cancels out
The WC round shouldn't even be baseball games. They should do talent shows
keklanta!
>>157976906based Muneman
>>157978656Would be kino as fuck
>>157978004Butches love recka
Suckinanfuckinanstickinmydickinnapuuuussy
AL WC thread where?
>>157980291Up this bussy
Why, again, does Geoff Blum represent the Astros in a White Sox vs Astros series broadcast?
Mets fans absolutely mind-broken by Harper’s redemption.
Reminder, us cubs girls will riot on here if we lose tonight.
DO IT MUNE
For the Cheatstros, it's over.
Wheeler vs Bullpen tomorrow
>>157980418true...TRUE!!!
BENNY!
Game thread?
Shocker of a 1st inning one of the worst i've ever seen
The sneaky benefit of being the 6 seed and getting to play this dogwater asstro squad
's-stros?
>4-0 already
>Clown
>make postseason>over in the first inning both gamesI fuckin hate what the Astros have become
I just turned on the Astros what the fucked happened????
>its already overbased, i got shit to do
>>157980496>>157980496
>>157976352Yakuza: Dodgers Edition
Trashtros getting absolutely raped and gaped in an elimination game.4-0 with one out in the top of the 1st.kek of the highest order
Where's the strike zone box? I can't tell if it's a ball or strike without it.
Heh. Nothing personal kids
>>157980494>I fuckin hate what the Astros have becomehaving to play without cheating?
>>157980500God smites those who cheat. The White Sox are God's chosen team
It keeps happening kek.
Atlanta had plenty of opportunities to take the leadbatting and pitching sold hard. Philly going into game 3 with all the momentum now, gg barfs
AIEEEEEEEEEE NOT THE HATED EAST COAST
>>157980511kek pacos hate other pacos so muchand they dare say nevada isn't a rival state
I wouldn't have expected a performance like that from a pitcher that spewed liquid shit all over the mound his first 10 starts before getting sent down.
oof shouldve traded yordong
>>157980418Please don't! PLEASE!
>>157980591Philly rushed him. His fastball hadn't gotten back to form yet and they had him throwing a subpar splitter as his main pitch. I don't think people remember how hyped this dude was before the injury.
>>157980591are you the one that's been shitting on him throughout the season? nice redemption arc for him.
Do I want to pay $80 for a YouTube TV subscription to watch the Cubs today?
Bohmbros how are we celebrating our ascendancy to elite status?
>>157980775if you like burning money, sure. I'd recommend using illegal streams though
>>157980764Chikaner curse they said kekLone saaar state getting the f0ze clan rape and gape
How 'bout that Astros pitching
wasn't Hunter Brown considered the ace for Houston?
>>157980816Delete this
The Pope is too powerful, I’m sure St. Peter never intended the pontiff to use holy incantations and blessings so his team could win MLB games, but here we are.
>>157980813I don’t want to use illegal streams. I’m an adult (kind of).
Fuck. I'm stuck in LA til tomorrow, I can't get into Gears of war event they were hosting. Should have went earlier bruh, that line was looonggg
reminder the trashtros fanbase is more catholic than the white sox (who are a BLACK franchise and are all baptists or atheists)the most important sox fan of all time was a black atheist
just got here and i've already missed the cheastros getting knocked out... sad!
>Kevin Gausman starts tonight with the Cubs’ season on the line. >His left shoulder still is not 100%, but after testing it in a pregame bullpen yesterday, it’s “good enough to go out there and give it everything I got. So that’s what I’m gonna do.”what are the cubbies doing? why not send out Shota or anyone else?
>>157980972game's not over yet rasyfaggot
Im genuinely shocked painter made it through those innings
>>157980981they've given up and they're trying to get the padres as hot as they can so they can beat the sewerssuch is things with leadheadsreminder that this lockout is happening because the lions fans refused to trade a pitcher to green gay fans
>BARFS
>>157980730>are you the one that's been shitting on him throughout the season?At least one of them, yes. It's not like I wanted him to be shitty, I'd rather look stupid than be proven right.
>>157980723>His fastball hadn't gotten back to form yetHis 4seam was consistently hitting 98-100 this outing, up from a regular season average of like 96 so I'm taking that as a good sign.
>>157981005So what are the Cubs gonna Cheer us like battered down wives to beat the Brewers lol
HONOLULU PADRES!
morning
>>157981244of coursethey're obsessed with beating each other and seeing each other losethey're the worst division in football by far but they think when they beat their fellow jesters they're suddenly going to win the superbowlthen they get raped and gaped the second they face another divisionthey've been shitting up /nfl/ for god knows how long with their rivalries for king of trash mountain
Prospective MVPs PCA and Yordong going 0-for as their teams get eliminated in the WC is not a good look
>>157981281gm lad, how's our girl yasmina doing
keep in mind that green gay has raped and gaped the burrs for so long that they chant "green bay sucks" at cubs baseball games kekonly in leadhead landalso pretty humilating for baseball given that the cubs are supposed to be one of their premier teams and they're obsessed with a team from another sport (who hasn't won shit in 15 years)
when is the last time the league MVP carried in the playoffs?
>>157981296you need to find a better girl mate
Dodgers getting the benefit of braves phils going 3
>>157981289They should give Tatis the NL MVP if the Padres make a WS run. The stats aren't as nuts, but him getting hot took the Padres from a sub .500 team to a potential WS team.
>>1579813471979
>white sux>it was 4-0
>>157981450PCA is already locked in to take. Wake me when Tatis makes 40 HRs and 40 SB. You dumb Mococo.
popping bottles tonight?
You WILL wear the hats
Do you consider him an honorary member of the 700 home run club?
>>157981922It's over... we won Bigot bros..
>>157981244As a Padres fan, I still think the Cubs are winning the World Series
>>157981236It's been up there since he got called back up. It was retarded to throw him in the MLB rotation before he got his primary pitch back to an acceptable level. They were just asking for bad results. They should have just resigned Ranger and cut Walker like they ended up doing anyway instead of being cheap. But despite "not caring how much it costs to win" Phillies always gotta pinch those purse strings.
We talking about big dingers?
>>157981922Why is there a fag night but not a big titties night
>>157982200cubs got em right where they want him
>>157982235As a Padres fan, I think so too
>>157982202As a Padres fan, I prefer small titties
>>157982202as a Phillies fan I say they're just right
>>157982202they should have a swingers night
>the Brewers were just eleven outs away from winning and they couldn't close
>>157982202Other than her tits, she doesnt have much going for her
That ace tattoo looks very dumb during a mound visit
Who is the Caleb “Zesty Buck” Williams of MLB?
Go Yankees
buh bye, cheaters
Hader used to be my favorite brewers miss him haven't watched him pitch in years
>>157982202there is nothing less attractive than a woman filming shit like this for social media attention
>>157982202>because flat is justice
>>157982356"lol"what did he mean by this
The trashtros are minutes away from elimination
>>157982364What about me taking a massive, messy shit?
>>157982373he's just satirizing the racism
>>157982373means he's not serious, unfortunately
the fucking braves let dumbrowski off the hook with that shit
calling all baseball+spice lovers to join mehttps://www.instagram.com/uglybabynyc/https://www.instagram.com/hungrythirsty.nyc/https://www.instagram.com/hungryspicy.nyc/we'll be obnoxious and bring a big ass radio with us so everyone's forced to listen to Michael Kay
Miggy!
>>157982356>Yordonmore like YOURE DONElolmfaon
>>157982387>>157982393>I was only pretending to be racist I swearmany such cases
>>157981377unfortunately there are no good girls in porn but for me it's Scarlett Alexis and Lucy Mochi
Jej
why is the asstros stadium empty?
Dude look at all the empty seats, Asstros fans already leaving.
you cannot mope the pope
>>157982428>>157982435Gotta beat the traffic
Astros deserve nothing good ever again after they cheated multiple WS
Imagine rooting for an 81-81 team, even the fans know this shit is a farce
Where's the AL WC thread?
White Sox Victory Parade
>>157982459No need for one, there's only one game on
it time... where's the thread?
The stands are empty because Indians prefer cricket
>>157982459baking
>>157982344
As a Padres fan, I wish I was pretty like the Cubs girls...
STRO... it happened again
>>157982468astrojeets kek
Imagine leaving during a post season game in the 8th, Astros “fans” deserve to get shit on by their own team
Is it over?
No yankees/sox game thread?
What did the Astros do to deserve this?
BOS @ NYY GAME THREAD>>157982497>>157982497>>157982497
>>157982485there were a bunch of empty seats at the beginning of the game
time for a meaningless Kolson dinger
Hyderabad Astras lmao
I'm a Cubs girl and I have pretty privilege!
>>157982520>>157977042
>>157982535That's funny, but I'm a girl! A Cubs girl!
The idea that the Pope is in his papal chambers watching the Sox play is kind of funny. For some reason I imagine he's watching on some shitty 90s tv they had to wheel in, instead of some flat screen on the wall.
reminder: doyerpacos and yankeeguidos are cuck watching tonight
>>157982570>yankeeguidosThey're not of european descent, they're yankeedominicans and yankeeboricuas
>>157982570
cubs get eliminated tonight. PCA goes 0-4
>>157982603doyers haven't won a legit ring since 1988. 2020 doesn't count as it was shortened season of like 20 games. 2024 and 2025 are both being taken away thanks to shitheads cheating
>>157982650kind of funny that both mvps are getting eliminated after just 2 games, and both went 0-4
Astros GM seat is vacant and Espada is leaving. Crane has hired well before so the future is bright.
>Poostros Trash Bangers
congratulations white sox!!
hell yeah Fedde
>>157982714>trash bangersno way to talk about your mom
The dwight’s ox marches on
If the White Sox are now the most catholic team, which team is the most protestant?
THE WHITE SOX WIN THEIR FORST POSTSEASON SERIES SINCE 21 YEARS
ggs Sox, good luck in the ‘offsHave a fun rest of the postseason /mlb/. I’ll see yal in 2028
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157982603kek they do be like that
MLB requires that each division has one playoff team, now go blast off to Cancun.The Houston Astros have been eliminated from championship contention. Better luck next year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCtqXPPBPkI
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS MY FRENS....LETS GO WHITE SOX
>first postseason series win since 2005holy frick!
>>157982650As a Padres fan, I'm picking the Cubs
I used to cry for days like thisIm so overwhelmed right nowHoly shit bros holy shitWe survived 121 losses to get our first postseason series win since '05
The Astros are officially the Warriors of MLB. Former champs that will now barely qualify for the playoffs, only to get spanked there
>>157982826peace out
>>157982851It's finally over their window has closed. I was hoping the Phillies would also finally die tonight, but we'll have to wait another day
congrats sox
>>157982650As a dadsbro go cubs!
Astros fans were just happy to make it into the playoffs over the >rags.Also they were already happy because the memeiners got their memes exposed.
>>157982850>James Shields Congrats, BAJP
>>157982850The White Sox is an inspiration to all of us
>>157982874>their window has closedwhoever our new GM will be will reopen it COPIUM
>>157982851And prevent the Mariners and the Rangers from getting in
>>157982903BAJP is deadI'm lillistare and I've been here all alongOver nearly 2 decades of suffering with this teamIt feels so unreal right now. But it feels so good
>>157982650MLB will force the Padres to give him ONE home run so they can use it for their epic MVP tweet. But the cubs will still be down like 5-2(a small enough lead so the padres can use miller for the TV ratings)
>>157982955>>157982903speaking of, where's RBO?
I believe in one God,the Father almighty,maker of heaven and earth,of all things visible and invisible.I believe in one Lord Jesus Christ,the Only Begotten Son of God,born of the Father before all ages.God from God, Light from Light,true God from true God,begotten, not made, consubstantial with the Father;through him all things were made.For us men and for our salvationhe came down from heaven,and by the Holy Spirit was incarnate of the Virgin Mary,and became man.For our sake he was crucified under Pontius Pilate,he suffered death and was buried,and rose again on the third dayin accordance with the Scriptures.He ascended into heavenand is seated at the right hand of the Father.He will come again in gloryto judge the living and the deadand his kingdom will have no end.I believe in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the giver of life,who proceeds from the Father and the Son,who with the Father and the Son is adored and glorified,who has spoken through the prophets.I believe in one, holy, catholic and apostolic Church.I confess one Baptism for the forgiveness of sinsand I look forward to the resurrection of the deadand the life of the world to come. Amen.
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MY wizard helped make this happen.
kek cubsfags are going to eat so much shit from the south side if they get eliminated now
>>157983041Phillies came back, Cubs will too
>>157983061As a Padres fan, I think so too
Kek asstros
Hey what did your metrics X-FART say was supposed to win the series? Cause it looks like the Sox dominated the TWTW!
kek texass
>>157983122I couldn't be more happy that a TWTW heart hustle muscle sox team is the one that finally won a postseason seriesIn retrospect those cubans from 2021 were fucking bums
>hits a three run no doubter in your ballpark
Jizz!!!!
>>157982809They had actually never won a playoff series outside of 2005.
>>157983194That's strange because they have 3 World Series titles.
White Sox are the first team in MLB history to hold the lead in every inning of a postseason series.
>>157983247>seriesunder 5 games shouldnt count as a series
>>157983237The previous 2 they won there were no playoffs.
>>157983161>those cubans from 2021 were fucking bumsMoncada was annoying but ill never say bad about Abreu. Also, ill always wonder how good Eloy could've been if not for injuries ruining his career.
>>157983006and this wizard
>>157983290The pope, the wizard, and the incel.
>>157983268The World Series is playoffs.
>>157983290Super based>>157983270Hell you're right Abreu was the good oneUnfortunately he also failed in 2020
7 of the White Sox last 9 playoff victories have come against the Astros.
>>157983367What an age to live in
>>157982850cheers bros
>>157983367Why start at 1703?
>>157983405Cherry picking to avoid the dark period of 1645-1702
>>157983367yeah except there wasn't any postseason until 1903
Contract the AL West and all its shitters
>>157983417Always an excuse.
>>157983367that's incredible
Only way any team beats the White Sox this year is if someone stands up an anti-pope and siphons away Rome’s power base.
>win 2 games in the playoffs against the trashtros>act like you've won the world series
>The New York Mets are interested in interviewing Padres Pitching Coach and Associate Manager Rueben Niebla Ruh roh
>>157983658chicago owns ya (kek!)
How did he know?
>>157983697His son just signed with Point Loma Nazarene, really doubt he goes anywhere
>>157983367I remember thinking they had a good shot at repeating in '06. Can't believe that was 21 years ago. Congrats to the long-suffering Sox fans here.
>>157983768White Sox - Brewers WS guaranteed
Jizzy Chizzy!!!
where's the braves threadi want to post>harplel
>White Sox sweep Astros>don't win a single postseason series for 21 years>sweep Astros again
>>157983968Who?
It's going to be real funny putting Yankeecucks in their place once they realize the Rays can actually hit unlike these chucklefucks they're playing now.
>>157982955Big dogs gotta eat
>>157984025I can't wait
Ugh....
Cleveland and Chicago this season:>Cleveland won division by 1 game>Chicago won season series by 1 game>4 walkoffs (3 by CLE, 1 by CWS)>6 one run gamesThis is going to be a great series.
>>157983163Based fucking Meidroth
let's go flyers!!
>>157982955>BAJP is deadsauce?
>>157983768Brewsox
>>157984215nigga that's bajp
its over!!!
NL WILD CARD: CHC @ SD - GAME 2 THREAD >>157972280>>157972280>>157972280
Cubs win!!!!
>>157984287base!D!
>>157984263No way I recognize that posting style.
nu genny >>157984380
>>157984287Yay!
>>157984215died from long covid
his will be doneamen
as a rays fan, rays are getting sweptif for no other reason that tampa teams always get swept/beat first round (that they play).
