kek burrs have to downgrade to their zesty bottom buck in a few weeks
>>157977390JSN has twice as many tuddies as all of these QBs
>>157977390Ouch
So the NFL meta has realized that running backs are valuable again then, yes?
>>157977421You have to run to set up the pass.
Teams should stop trying building around a quarterback
>>157977439You actually need to pass to set up the run
Stoic Russ got them big mad
>northsider realizes the burrs passed up on mahomes and 3+ guaranteed superbowls>further realizes they would have won the superbowl last year if they had a white QB
>>157977442Did you miss an L in that last word? That's the only way I can make sense of your post.
>>157977439>>157977449hhmmm very Daoist
>>157977421I think the RB's value was at its lowest like 3 years ago. Saquon to the Eagles/Jacobs to the Packers in 2024 was what started the upswing
The Jets already have a talented young offense and they have 3 more 1st round picks next year. They can get a young QB in and wont need to have expectations for him to be their hero.
>>157977454>Biting like that on a pitcher's count while getting GAPED that late in the game
>>157977421Valuable to underpay? Yes
What is it with california and chicago in playoff games?
Andy Reid should bench Mahomes and save him for the playoffs and just let Justin Fields start it would be the biggest power move in the history of the NFL
>>157977454Mogged that ginger fuck.
>>157977473apparently he wasn't able to get a home run ball and it got deep into his head keki only caught the tail end of the rape&gape
>>157977479Beautiful pass. Oh wait...wrong shade of blue.
>>157977479I still think the defender needs more credit for that catch.
How can Madison encourage Justin to play better?
>>157977479remember when they said they'll win because of muh snow and muh cold in my flyover leadhead shitholethen the zesty buck from DC can't see a defender against a light dusting kek
>>157977492How do I get a girl like this bros? All I ever got were awkward girls who tried to talk to me in HS or college but I want a 10/10
>>157977492What do you guys think their go-to sex position is?
>>157977492pure succubus energy, it's never been more over
reminder they can't even defend herbert and their new team they just spam about drake maye and josh allen kek
>>157977505Be a starting NFL qb. ez
>>157977512wdym?
Honestly, baseball died when they added the pitch clock and mound visits.
>>157977539It's just too many Mexicans now
>>157977092
>>157977544Yeah, that too.
>>157977501I love snow and cold, bros
>>157977442Would be interesting to try, but you need to throw. Or run a hydra.
which week 4 games are worth watching?
SKIUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUp
>>157977566All games with a unique time slot look good>Sunday earlyJAX-CIN, LAR-PHI>Sunday lateKC-LV, DEN-SF
If we lose on Monday Night, we're 1-3. I can't take it anymore. I can't endure a 3rd straight season of being shit. Somebody's getting their dick cut off.
>>157977566so bad it might be good/retard bowls:>stoolers v browns>packers v bucs desperation/get right games:>pats v bills>rams v iggles mite be good:>jags v bengals>lions v panthers>falcons v saintsactual good games:>chiefs v raiders>broncos v niners
>>157977566dallas v houston for texas desperation kino
>>157977621Who has the whiter/culturally whiter fanbase: cowboys or Texans?
>>157977544this, only american sport that regularly needs translatorsglad they're getting a lockout and salary cap
>>157977641
>>157977566TNF is going to be peak AFC north slop. Great for anyone who isn’t a Steelers or Browns fan.
>>157977641Texans. Cowboys have the gayer fanbase though
>>157977641>>157977654snap back to reality
>>157977569skip hooking up with all his old foils makes me worry that hes sick or something and keeping it private
>>157977641Houston is basically Louisiana
>>157977658can confirm. I'm a cowboys fan and have a butt plug in me right now
>>157977667>worry
>>157977663you do understand that dallas and austin are separate cities, right?
>>157977678skip webzone newtroon
>when all you teams are either trash or humiliatedgetting kicked out of pacoswing by the fucking white sox kek
case > blo dix
>>157977684Dallas is the most jeet infested city in the USA
>>157977684they represent you, sir.
>>157977566A comfy win on Sunday morning then Redzone all day
time to retire you fat bum
>>157977492The line test never lies It's over
the OFFICIAL nfl.com week 4 QB rankings have dropped
>>157977641>>157977654
In terms of whiteness, where would you rank the 49ers fanbase?
Are the cowboys honorary members of the jesterguild? They slot in right between green gay and the burrs
>>157977738What a duplicitous fuck.
>>157977641Purely based on vibes, I'd say texans are black and cowboys are mexican
>>157977745Like 20th percentile my dude.
>>157977733>Stat PadfordHes playing worse than Drew Lock and Darnold
>>157977745Near the bottom lol its not only Mexican, but for some reason full of chinks and Pajeets which is weird since they play in California
>>157977774>which is weird since they play in Californianigga have you seen the bay area?
>which is weird since they play in California
*wins*
>>157977421linemen are the most valuable, both sides of the ball
seeing all the poverty franchises scramble for attention while the chiefs, bills and niners automog everyone in mindshare is pretty funny
>>157977810Not yet but we're getting there. The real hurdle is going to be taking away all of their institutional power.
what the fuck is a bulging disk?
>>157977827just need to hide the insulin and GLP-1s
>>157977829He's got a hernia
>>1579778056 whole games? Congrats
>>157977827>institutional power.
If you're BJ, do you start Keenum or Bagent vs the Jets? Mind you now they have tape on Keenum and know everything about him. So do you start the QB2 or stick with Keenum even if there's way more intel on him now?
Dropped my morning pile n feel like I could jump to the cloudsWho's playing Thursday?
>>157977823>bills>niners>not povertyLmao
>>157977407I guess math isn't your strongsuit
you say something white boi?
>>157977867Bagent sucks, start Based Kino
Drake Maye is playing with a shoulder injury and the fact that the Patriots think it's better to have him out there playing the worst games of his career than to just play Devito is proof Wolf needs to be fired>But he wants to play!!!He's 24 he's fucking retarded
>>157977867Definitely Keenum. He's your QB until Caleb's healthy>inb4 /spol/ argues that Keenum's unironically better than the guy who hung 59 on the Pants
>>157977877Steelers Browns
>>157977492I wonder what she smells like. Also anyone notice that since Bustin got with her, he’s been playing worse every year?
>johnson spamming has begun
>>157977867Ride the hot hand and good vibes imoWhat was this bagel guy up to? Bagels? Bangen? Was he ballin before?
>>157977888Is he still suing the nfl for racist hiring practices?
>>157977880Coastal teams cannot be poverty franchises by definition. That's reserved for poor flyovers.They can be bad franchisesBut they can't be poverty franchises.
>>157977867Case Kino has 100% earned the backup spot
>>157977895Nice, lil Rodgies action? Not bad
>tfw you realize AJ Brown was right
>>157977867The smart move is to start Bagent. Anyone arguing for Keenum doesn't understand that the Jets now understand exactly what he's gonna do unlike the Eagles who were caught off guard. There's no way New York gets caught guard by Keenum. So you start Bagent instead and they won't be able to gameplay around him since there's no video or anything. And with the way Johnson calls plays and the Bears D balling out as they do, it'll work out.
>>157977888My future Commanders HC
>they have not just one but TWO white backups better than their starting black QB >forced to use the zesty buck because of DEI pressure in the city of chicagokekgreen gay had a better backup too, but at least he was black and there was only one of themthis might apply to the vikings too, but its hard to tell because none of their QBs look very goodthe NFCN is an inherently funny division
Post your face when the Chiefs had an overtime win against the legendary 2026 Colts and the dark horse 2026 Dolphins
>>157977882He has 6 and they all have 3. I never said combined
Give it to me straight: how far will the packers go in the playoffs?
>>157977934And what did he get for being right? Stuck with Mac Jones II.
>AIEEEE they're making fun of us again>quick, deflect to the other jesters!
>>157977953they had 3 in one week bozo, Cousins alone has 9
>>157977955Eliminated by week 15.
>>157977937>MUH TAPE Bagent is that you?
Are the panthers good? Shootout against the bears, raped the falcons, and then shat their pants against the browns? What's going on over there
>>157977937You sure it's that deep? How much of that game was keenum just studying up on the iggles? Was he called up last minute or something?
this week’s cats-vs.-cats showdown
>>157977969Oh I didnt see week 3 derp. That's not bad math though, that's just bad reading comprehension
>>157977955I’ll put it this way - the packers won’t embarrass themselves in the playoffs this year
>>157977888Yeah nigga I asked who you are?
>>157977990It was pretty last minute cause of the injury and deciding if Bagent had a concussion or not. Keenum probably had less than a day to study the Eagles as opposed to a whole week like normal QBs.
>>157977958>Mac Jones IIDrake Maye's highs are better than anything Mac Jones has ever done but his lows are also fucking abysmal and some of the worst QB play you'll ever see.
>>157977993Cats don't have teal tongues and noses. Who approved this shit?
DeShaun Watson is a better quarterback than Drake Maye and Jalen Hurts
>>157978015I approved it
>>157978015>he's never seen a jaguar irl
>>157977888Goff will punish him for doing this to Baker's throwing hand!
>>157977955Is Jordan Love still on a HoF trajectory?
>>157978032My sister dislocated her thumb like this
With the first overall pick in the 2027 NFL draft, the Indianapolis Colts select Arch Manning, Quarterback, University of Texas
>>157978025Wrong. I seent em.
>>157978042They don't have a first round pick next year anon
lions are the underrated NFCN team this yearburrs needed the schedule meme last year and the unstudied backup QB meme this year
>>157978011Yeahhh, then maybe magent(sp), maybe. Give the hot hand a quarter or half. Both have to be ready on a moments notice regardless. No excuses.
This just in: Arch Manning has announced his retirement from the NFL
>>157978025My neighbor owns a Jaguar and I usually see it on the street near my house.
>>157978023DePeanut Oilson has been balling out tbdesuwa
>>157978039I told her not to jack me off so hard, but she's just a team player. I ought to call her.
>>157978015They do if they have bluetongueitis
>>157978058DePeanut Oilson lol
>>157978064Is that like cat ligma?
It's out
is this why ben johnson is so obsessed with muh greatest offense of all time?
The superb owl we were promisedThe superb owl we needThe superb owl we deserve
>>157978089He sets a high standard for himself and the team
>when your superteam has twice as many losses as wins
>trying to seek revenge for playoff rape in regular season gameskek the longsaars are doing this too
>>157978095Cumhandler fans have another relic to hold onto alongside Jayden Daniel's rookie year that they can brag about as their team wins 5 games and comes in 3rd place in the division again.
>>157978075Thanks anon, I try
>>157978106yeah rightleadheads obsess over beating other leadheadsthey don't even care if they get raped the other 11 games out of the seasonespecially benny since he's the product of dan campbell and he got destroyed by him in both gameshe might larp as hating the packers more to placate his fanbase but deep down he hates the lions more than anyone
>>157978110>TFW when you're a memechucker retard and you style on the Superteam™
Nos illi pueri sumus.
>>157978142And a buenos dias to you hombre.
>>157978142Eagles fans, who are predominantly nonwhite, will not understand this. Latin is the White man’s language and to them, it falls on deaf ears.
>>157978032I wish I could make my penis do this to make girls laugh at my lil cobra trick. Then like have it fling at her nose, git snake bit you bitch. She laughs and proceeds to blow me fast.
>>157978156Kek shiggles fans BTFO
>>157977733>Brock PurdyPFF has him ranked 10th. I know who I’ll trust
>>157978156Why is Seattle’s EPA higher than Washington’s when Washington scored more points?
>>157978184Because advanced stats are a meme.
Quid de illis Bubulcis?
you're not latin pacoyou're not med
>>157978095>it's 2:02 EST and Sam Darnold has committed another turnoverseriously winning the owl with him is the best evidence that way to much focus is put on QB
>>157978142remember when everyone called this pick a reach
>>157978204MORE LIKE MID LMAOOOOOO GOTTEM SOMEBODY CALL ICE
Seeing a lot of comments on Seahawks videos and articles that fan basically believe the Seahawks are fucked and the season is doomed. Valid?
Shit teams
Why is everyone blaming Jim Harbaugh for the chargers being ass this year? Why isn’t Herbert getting any of the blame?
>>157978080ligma? what?
KEK Latin really is the litmus test for whiteness. The Steelers-Cowboys broship is well versed in Latin because we are white and well-educated.
>>157978217Sonny Styles would stop this bum
>>157978184>projecting the future based on the past without consideration for the presentEPA is a meme
>>157978215One loss doesn't mean anything
i mean i like my ninies chances if they can stay green bar'd
>>157978231KNEE LIGMAMENTS LMAOOO GOTTEM
>>157978085>projected finish
>>157978224because the chargers are ass at all phases of the game, not just offense
>>157978215Hawkstrannies are extremely sensitive jej. Just look at the melty they’ve been having all week after one loss
>>157978215Most sports fandoms and humanity as a whole are very knee jerkthe commies played well + any given sunday isn't a meme. the shecocks will be fine
>>157978142Quid est puer ad accipitrem pilae?>warner.jpeg
>>157978263Are you supposed to be happy after losing?
>>157978239Nobody is scared of lightbulb head
Lifelong Seahawks fans since 2025 really aren’t taking this loss well.
>>157978247Which is the adjusted and which is the actual between the headshots and the dots?
>>157977993Great game. I think Bengals put them in their place
>>1579782901 loss in 12 games isn't anything to worry about. I would not be looking forward to this game if I were on the Chargers. They're going to likely come out angry. And it's at Lumen.
>>157978247>fake gaye>blo dix>bustin sherbert
>>157978217>Both Gibbs and K9’s stance is to just stand thereIs the RB crouch meme about to die?
>wife's boyfriend let me watch today
Standing lets them survey the defense. That’s surely more useful than staring at the quarterback’s ass
>>157978346kek
>>157978365But crouching lets them hide from the defense.
Drake Maye just cried again!
So why is Maye cooked? Something off the field must have happened. Relationship issues? Did the Russini thing create a super weird team environment?
>>157978376No it doesn’t, they still know he’s there. They aren’t surprised by him at all. Idiotic post
>>157978414That's because he's red full color and they're all black and white.
>>157978225As a Packers fan, they’re ranked too high. The team is truly awful.
kek paco seething and it's not even 1130 there
>>157978397Russini was feeding the Pats team details that gave them an edge. It didn't work against the Raiders because the Carroll Raiders were so incompetent that there was nothing to leak
>>157978397Turns out he was never good.
>>157978397Playing one of the easiest schedule of this century inflated his stats
>>157978416That video was edited zoomer numbnuts, in reality they were all in color
Skip Bayless & Shannon Sharpe FINALLY REUNITE!!!
>>157978224You don't understand chud it's actually Mike McDaniel's offence that's the issue. Trust me the 6th offensive coordinator of Herbert's career is gonna be the one who unlocks his potential cuhh wait and see
>>157978440Anon, we don't call them "colored" anymore.
>>157978448SKEEEEEYUUUUUUP
>>157977733Glock "The System" Schmurdy
>>157978448Big if true
>>157978397He just wasn’t that good to begin with
>>157978448>MY GRANDMA ALWAYS SEZZ YOU CAINT BE SERVING TURKEY ON THANKSGIVING WIDDOUT GRAVY SKEEEEYUP>CHARGERS RIGHT NOW IZZ DA TURKEY ON DA TABLE BUT I AIN'T SEE NO GRAVY SKEEEEYUP >I BEEN HEARING FOR 6 YEARS JUSTIN HERBERT'S DA GRAVY BUT I AIN'T SEEN IT SKEEEEYUP>DA MEAT IZZ DRYYYYYYY AS A BONE SKEEEEEEYUP>I CAINT EAT DAT SKEEEEEEEEEYUPPPPPPP>C'MON SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYUPPPPPPPP
When is the last time a schedulebabby has been exposed as badly as Drake Maye has been this year
>>157977937>Jets>PreparedAnon I...
H-how does Kiwi know about Thanksgiving food…
>>157978528JBL's WWE title reign in 2004 was totally schedule babby fighting shitters. John Cena exposed him hard at WrestleMania 21 and his career never recovered
>>157978463its just club shay episode
>>157978397He can't play well knowing his head coach is such an unfaithful man
people think turkey is "dry" because they don't know how to fucking cook. they honestly believe to cook a turkey, you throw it in a pan, turn the oven on and let it roast for a few hours. people are this fucking retarded and have ruined millions of turkeys through the years, convincing their retarded selves that all turkey is dry.i am very angry about this. idiots. retards.
>>157978624Baste post.
>>157978448Need it or keep it?
>>157978624Ypipo don't season they turkey
My Chargies!
why can't we just be normal
>>1579785752004 Smackdown's Main Event scene was really fucking grim. It was honestly down for WWE as a whole and it didn't help that they refused to elevate guys like Jericho, Christian, and Booker T .
>>157978651stop being overdramatic. September is glorified preseason nowadays and is full of fraud shit that changes
>>157978525>I heard you've been making zesty posts on this web forum Mr. Kiwi. >You want to join me on my show to explain yourself?
How much longer is he going to be graded on a curve? He's a far less accomplished Sirianni. He gets a pass because the media likes him for his dumb soundbites.
>>157978670I know we started 1-2 last year but Maye's shoulder has me nervous as hell, he should be resting not throwing games away
>>157978670Drake Maye has looked like dogshit in his last 7 games
>>157978676that dude does hella cocaine. his nose is always fucking red and he's wiping it on the sideline.
>>157978674>Red shoesSkeyuupp?
>>157977479I don't think people in LA consider the Rams their team. The Raiders are the only LA team that plays home games in SoFi Stadium
>>157978674I used to kek hard at Skip's photos he'd randomly post on Twitter with "i can't lose in these shoes, MJ forever" and then it's him standing menacingly looking dripped out
>>157978694100% gotta be an injury>No it's because he's facing REAL TEAMS!!!You don't get to say that he looked like shit against the Chargers and Steelers then also say that the only difference is the quality of opponent
>>157978703The Rams are the 4th most popular NFL Team in LA
>>157978703Rams should have moved to Vegas and Raiders should have moved to LAChargers should still be in San Diego but I could accept Salt Lake City
>>157978624My parents are great cooks and do everything they can to make turkey moist and juicy and it still comes out noticeably drier and blander than other meats, acting like it’s not true is a larp. Turkey can be good but it does need gravy or to be part of a sandwich or something to make it edible
>>157978703>supporting a team after they movedeeply cucked for calipacos
>>157978674Why is Skeeup so dripped?
>>157978624Both turkey and chicken in general are very bland and rely on some sort of sauce or gravy to be tasty. I agree with your sentiments but turkey is very overrated especially with how glorified it is on thanksgiving. The dark meat from the leg is tasty but the white meat even if it is juicy and cooked properly is NOT tasty without gravy.
>>157978624Ok, tell us you are technique
Drake Maye? The guy who couldn't beat the 3-14 worst team in the league Raiders? That fraud getting exposed surprised nobody who watched them get the luckiest draw ever to the super bowl
>>157978711They should have all been closed as franchises along with the Panthers so it would be an even 4.
>>157978679>Maye's shoulderIs this the cope you faggots are going with? He hasn't been struggling to make his passes. He's just an absolute fucking retard making terrible decisions.
>>157978715This faggot 100% got picked on my Mexicans in school. Judging by how retarded your comments on you deserved to get a beating by beaners like you're a pinata
Apologize.
>>157978719>but the white meat even if it is juicy and cooked properly is NOT tasty without gravy.Yeah, your family can't cook worth shit.
carlos the cuckold fuming kekeven funnier since hated brady owns them too
>>157978719Chicken is tastier and far juicer than turkey that's why so many gym bros eat it with rice and broccoli as easy protein
>responding to chikaner
>>157978729Compare the velocity of his throws in week 4 2025 to now
Reminder that the raiders are BLACK coded, just like the only GTA game set in socalit was always cucked for pacos to root for them
>>157978710That's being generous. Raiders, cowboys, 9ers, Steelers, Packers, Eagles, Patriots, broncos and Chiefs have more fans
>>157978709>injuryIt’s been almost 9 months
No Spix
>>157977390holy shit, the QB position is dead
>>157978713you're wrong, and a faggot. enjoy your slop.
>from superteam to desperately disavowing them and pretending to larp as vegas fanskek so rootless and plastic
>>157978782Good.
>>157978789I'm pretty sure most football fans just stop watching when their teams' seasons go off the rails. The only people switching teams are faggots with no character like you
>>157978774>Not BanquetWewlad what a fail.
>>157978052This. Loins have one of the easiest schedules in the league. They will give up 30 every simgle game but they'll score 30-40 against most of those shitters.
October is national Italian heritage appreciation month. Who are the best Italian football players of all time?
>>157978802that's not how you do the /nfl/ meta
I can't believe this FAGGOT spends all day in /NFL/ just spamming retarded shit instead of touching grass. That's a pathetic existence and honestly the jannies would do him a favor if they just banned him
>>157978812Me. Just me.
Real men don’t throw tantrums and have emotional arguments on 4chan btw
>>157978812Joe Mama>>157978820Based Ahmed
kek they always seethe when you call out their attempt to swap teams to Las Vegas
>>157978809>>157978820Oh and Flacco obviously. Him too.
>>157978824I doubt you know anything about being a man
>>157978820I would juke you out of your Italian loafers I fear
>>157978850I'm wearing Nikes I'll have you know.
Kek I can't imagine being butthurt because somebody called me out for being a no life FAGGOT
>>157978859Yeah, probably slides with socks.
>>157978575I still remember that No Holds Barred match. Both guys probably lost a pint of blood from blading
>secondary dead>OL dead>DEs dead>WR corps dead>LBs hurt>Bryce is hurt now
>>157978864Like this
>>157978837>that girl when you don't reply to her :p text with a paragraph about how much you love herFUCKING LET ME LIVE IN PEACE
Kiwitoddler is talking about WWE again
>>157978888At least they have a welt, but that's niggerlicious.
>>157978032*Goff takes off his belt*
>>157978812Montana
>>157978894>Calls someone a toddler>Doesn't even quote their comment because he's too low IQ to know howKek this guy just collecting generational Ls
>>157978898Yeah his chastity belt!
>>157978886>bryce dedSorry anon, your one hope against the loins is gone. Is your backup capable of hitting wide open receivers 30-40 yards downfield consistently? Because the Lions secondary is bad enough to allow that. They also have a good enough offense to score 50 though.
Welcome to the Chi Cheetah
>>157978918He really got @cheetah.
>>157978719Nigga never had a decent turkey in his life
>>157978896I don't know what a welt is.
>>157978923cheetos should sue
>>157978915I said hurt, not deadHe's practicing but his knee is hurt or whateverOur backup's Kenny Pickett
>>157978838baseball is very gay and we all knew this from when the little league coach would diddle our weewee
>>157978931Backup QBs have had a great year though so far.
>>157978931>Our backup's Kenny PickettI'm so sorry.
>>157978918He’s talking about KC
>>157978945Pickett's not some ancient guy who had flashes back when it was harder to play QBHe's fucking Kenny Pickett
>>157978942>our
>>157978947nah fuck you spic boy he is talking real cold weather like Chicago
>>157978859>>157978888Very hip hop
>>157978956wtf your coach didnt diddle you weewee in boys scouts or little league
Is this kino?
>>157978774k
>>157978805Miller lite is the racist yt boomer’s beer of choiceCoors banquet is more of a basedlennial thing
>>157978960Hispanic population of Chicago: 29%Hispanic population of KC: 12%
>>157978985They also got New Mexico, too. You always see that yellow sun flag behind the goal posts.
>>157978988He plays in Colorado which is the home of Coors
>>157978975Lamar is a better passer and rusher.
>>157978990Methhead population of Chicago: 29%Methhead population of KC: 100%
>>157978985>not pais de broncosShit flag.
>>157978993We drink coors light here budYou’ll drink like two banquets and just be full
>>157977390>zoomer qbs
>>157978990are these numbers before or after ICE
>>157977508>hot broad who likes to show the goodsMissionary, guaranteed she is boring in bed
>>157979005Maybe if you're a pussy lightweight.
>>157978947>kansas city>cold weather
>>157979023>jack and cokeDrink it without the coke pussy
Why does it feel like every NFL player’s wife is white?
>>157979026Are you retarded or just badly memeing?
>>157979037If you had money would you choose to spend your life with a black person?
>>157979036>Completely ignores the bottom left image
>Reddit is downit's over
>>157979043I don't understand. I do have money.
>>157979047You just know theres a can of coke outside of the shot
>>157979042>Kansas City, Missouri >literally in the deep south>cold weather
>>157979026posters like this are why the gen is dead (and that’s a good thing)
>>157979072>Kansas City, Missouri>literally in the deep southYou're blind as a ref assigned to a Chiefs game.
>>157979062And did you choose to spend your life with a black person?
>>157979072Ok thank you for clarifying, but nobody is laughing
>KC>coldDrive west in the middle of winter until you hit the western slope.
>if i keep posting twitter-tier reaction images people won’t know if im just retarded or memeing
>>157979093Meh, Grand Junction ain't shit. Desert ass hovel.
>>157979053Everyone play cool and say nigger a lot. Maybe they won't find us.
Imagine being Chicago right now>Blackhawks blown out last night on opening night>Cubs blown out in the Wildcard last night>Bears owned by Jared Goff
>>157979093more people get frostbite at arrowhead than mile high unironically but that’s prolly bc of missourians not owning clothes
>>157979100Try Breck or Steamboat
>>157979123Or it’s because despite what retards are arbritrarily and randomly claiming itt, KC does in fact get very cold
I unironically think Kansas City, Missouri is cold even though it’s on the same longitudinal axis as the fucking Sahara desert. AMA
>>157978911>he doesn't know
>>157979127>Breck or Steamboat>Western SlopeGet a map my man. >Though I do like both of those places
Jared Goff is without question one of the Quarterbacks of all time
>>157979026Read up on the thew Kansas City Chiefs fans found frozen in backyard of a way h party because their friend accidentally feel asleep and locked them out
>>157979153I heard he wants to fuck Sean’s wife.
>>157979144>Breck and Steamboat aren't the western slopeYes, yes they are
I guess KC can be considered cold if you’re a dumbass Cletus who’s never been north of the mason dixon line. Try a winter in Montana you pussies. You wouldn’t last a day.
>>157979141>longitudinal
>>157979079No. He had breakfast this morning.
why the fuck are you retards arguing about something that can easily be verified by a goddamn weather lookup? Is being stupid amusing
>>157979167We just had the fourth coldest NFL game of all time in 2024. It gets cold and you’re retarded. Get over it
>>157979153Goof is elite
>>157979181>wasn't even negative weatherYou can't complain about cold until you've been in -40°
>>157978960Where is the lettuce and bacon?
>>157979191Yes it was, it was -4 with a windchill of -30It was so cold that Mahomes’s helmet shattered and was taken by the NFL to be studied
KCtards getting owned again kek. You don't know REAL cold you're only shaking from heroin and/or meth withdrawals you fucking mongrels
Well excuse me for not going to your flyover shithole state. I didn’t know it actually got cold there.
>>157979228>windchillThat's a meme btw. -10 is going to feel a lot worse if it's windy. Not like it matters since you weren't at that game
>>157979232>KCtards getting owned again kekThis has literally never happened one time in /nfl/
This is a reminder to laugh at the government of Kansas for proposing and accepting the deal that brings the Chiefs 5 feet to the left.
I'm going to be honest I have no idea where KC is. One of those rectangle states?
I'M ABOUT TO JACK OFF
>>157979250very close to the middle of the country
>>157979250Yeah it's an irrelevant shithole. Even Nebraska and Oklahoma are better
>>157979250Kansas City is in Missouri, an irrelevant southern state just east of the classic rectangle states where nobody lives.
>>157979260It's a very big middle.
>>157979249Having an NFL team is a source of pride, good PR and attracts tourism. They stole the Chiefs from Missouri, they didn’t make a “stupid decision”
>>157979250it's in Missouri. which is next to Kansas. lol
>>157979181It was cold that night in Wisconsin too. I built a fire in my fireplace for that game. Was very cozy. There hasn’t been a night that has justified it since. I don’t like using it, because the whole lower level of the house smells for a couple weeks after.
>>157979273I only know which one Missouri is because it has the little ballsack
>>157979272Taxpayers are paying for a new stadium that's like 15 minutes away
>>157979234I bet you didn't know it also gets hot as balls there too.
Why is one city in two states? Fucking retards can't even respect state borders what hope does the country border have? no wonder you're full of spics
>>157979250Next to one of them
>>157979269>>157979273>kansas city...not in kansasy u guise do dis?
>>157979282being there is like being on a little ballsack too. knew a guy from Morocco and he said it was the worst place on Earth.
>>157979295lmaothe city was there and named before Kansas was a state.
>>157979291I honestly forgot what state is between South Dakota and Kansas
>>157979180I can't believe there are people here that think KC is in the South. It's like the hot girl from Chicago I knew that thought West was South. As for KC snow, it'll start Thanksgiving and go into March. Peak will be Jan 31 ...the same date as the 2027 AFC Championship Game
There is a non zero chance that Caleb Williams is walking around the facilities with women's heels on saying that it "takes strain off his hammy" right now.
>>157979295There are 2 Kansas Cities. KC Missouri was founded first and KC Kansas was created right after. It's basically one large city but it's considered 2 separate cities for jurisdictions
>>157979284I am so tiring of seeing midwits like you parrot this and think you’re saying something concerning. OH WOW THE TAXPAYERS ARE PAYING FOR A STADIUM?? OMG GRANNYMA MAY IS GOING TO HAVE PAY ONE BILLION DOLLARS?? Nobody gives a fuck and nobody’s life will be impacted
>>157979305That's Nebraska
>>157979313Don't you live on the East Coast? It's not like it affects you, especially since youve never been to a Chiefs game
one time i was eating some barbecue in Kansas City and two bums were buttfucking by the gas station.
>>157979324No, retard. I’m not whichever boogeyman mindbroke you this time. One day you’ll learn you’re simply retarded and there is not a gallery of rogues out to get you, everybody will tell you the same thing
What if we start to pronounce Kansas so that it rhymes with Arkansas? It could be a funny little inside /nfl/ meme.>Kansaw City Chiefs
>>157979330Did you tip them?
>>157979340i spent it on barbecue. i could only clap and give a dog bless.
>>157979308I think a lot of the people that think of Missouri as southern do it because it has a lot of southern culture and history. Geographically it definitely isn’t. Missouri was even split during the civil war. The state ended up giving support to both sides. Before the war there were a bunch of agitators sent to get it admitted as a slave state.
It’s funny how people’s seethe about the Chiefs bleeds over into crying about the comfy, completely inoffensive locale. “KC is literally the WORST SHITHOLE ON EARTH!!!!! I would rather DIE than live in that HELLHOLE. Hey foreigners, TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!!” >KC in reality: *chilling, comfy*It’s like the woman yelling at the cat meme
>>157979246This has literally happened at least one time in /nfl/
>Kansas City... FAG CAPITAL OF THE WORLD
>>157979378>hate the queefs>but looks kind of comfyI'm going to assume you're trying to trick me.
>>157979382Your image is blacked out and doesn’t load unfortunately
>>157979155>frozen queefiesLmao
>>157979387That's a Troy Aikman quote though>>157979401Maybe on planet retard
>>157979155>queefie popsiclesLmao
>>157979332Thanks for proving my point
You still there, pussy?
>>157977390why are 40+ year old retired white qbs so much better than the "elite" black qbs?
>>157979399I’m not. It’s comfy. The people who hate us itg are trying to make it sound like Baltimore or Detroit, it’s a comfy area on both sides (Missouri and Kansas) that belongs in a Hallmark movie. It’s lowkey, chill and family oriented
>>157979357>Missouri as southernRural Missouri is redneck but not Southern redneck. The South is where the plantations are. St Louis is the Gateway to the West, that's what the St Louis Arch is for. The Lewis & Clark expedition that explored the West left from St Louis St Louis is similar to Denver (both built from very similar brick architecture brick and have 4 seasons) and Kansas City is similar to Dodge City
>>157979465It's not just black, guys like Vick and Culpepper would do great in today's league. QBs nowadays think they can just constantly make plays with their legs instead of relying on their arm. Even Vick had a good arm
Guys be quiet. Nick's Tiers is on
If you like the cold you can come work in the oilfield in wyoming during the winter with 60 mph winds
>>157979399https://youtube.com/watch?v=Kw9G5-CJF6Q
>It's lowkey, chill, and family oriente-ACK!>Welp, there goes my home.
>>157979479I don't like the coldI don't like the heat
>>157979471My boy Goof plays in Detroit and you slander it? Now I really don't believe you.
>>157979493Tornadies are for taming and keeping as pets
>>157979503Oh no no no
>>157979493>Acting like living in a Twister movie isn’t comfy
>>157979503>Ceiling: Heath Shuler>Floor: Wendy's dumpster
>>157979537there's nothing comfy about tornadoeshellacious sky demons
>>157979553>the 00 yard line
>>157979551Pacos wouldn’t get it
>heh, tornados are comfy actually>pacos wouldn't get it
Imagine if a tornado hit during a queefies game and it only took away patti's logs
stopped on a flight in Missouri and the airport was full of tornado shelters. i wanted the fuck out of there. how the fuck do you live like that.
Well?
>>157979503>Ceiling: Josh Rosen>Floor: TurboTax
what's got the ramspacos and chorgerpacos riled up today?
Fun KC story: One time when I was a teenager there was a tornado warning in our area, so my family did the routine and went down in the basement. I hadn’t had coffee in a while and was REALLY feeling it, so I was like fuck it I’m gonna go get my coffee pot and bring it down. As I’m going up through the house I hear a window shatter and look more closely outside and see the silhouette of the tornado in a flash of lightning at the end of the block. I ran up to the kitchen, got the coffee pot and coffee, ran back downstairs where I stumbled and broke my toe, slid down the stairs into the basement and made my damn pot of coffee, crying. It ended up missing us but that story is a family classic
>>157979120kek black cawks lost too? might join /hoc/ to laugh at them
>>157979582Kek I hope Mahomes re tears his ACL and gets sucked up by a tornado as he's crying and squirming on the filed while millions watch and then every year for a few decades the announcers show the instant replay of him dying like a dog on the field (kek)!
>>157979596>only beat the colts because their coaches gave up for some reason >need roughing the passer calls to beat the dolphins >THEY'RE CLEARLY THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE, NO OTHER TEAM CAN EVEN COME CLOSE TO THEMFTF is unwatchable. Every other segment being "ARE WE SUCKING THE CHIEFS COCKS HARD ENOUGH???" is just garbage.
>>157979596I am concerned about >my team>>157979598>chorgerpacosTheir team fucking sucks, Harbaugh is old and washed, Sherbert is soft and checked out, their roster is bad, their tackle can't stop committing penalties, and McDaniel relapsed
>>157979598They're mad the padres won last nightcalipacos have their own little leadhead thing going on between them
What do you think Herbert is doing right now?
>>157979647plapping some Khazarian cooter
>>157979582>>157979622Would never happen, ‘nadies are Chiefs fans
>>157979508i don't get why they don't just put up big fences to keep the tornadoes out
>>157979647I’m surprised he has any energy left. Madison would probably drain me
>>157979671Get off 4chan, Donald
>Y'all know I keep it real. I'm not scared to speak the truth, and here's the truth>"The most corporate sand blasted socially acceptable talking point ever made"Why are so many sports shows like this
>>157979671Fences don’t work, they just rip them up. The best way to keep them away is to say loudly and sternly, “TWISTY, NO TWISTING!!!”
>>157979596>Not the standings This is gonna look very embarrassing if queefies lose to the Raidfeces this week
>>157979647Listening to Harbaugh schizobabble for the 47th time today most likely.
My man Steve Tasker just called Gayleb Williams a screaming mimi on his podcast lol
>>157979712Shan’t be doing that.
What does she do?
>Y'all know I keep it real. I'm not scared to speak the truth, and here's the truth>"Mike Tirico raped multiple women and Roger Goodell is an anti football pussy"Why are so many based boys like this?
>>157979738Kill children, poison wells, suck blood, etc etc
i'm going to finally get into hokey this year. wish me luck.
>>157979596Honest to God, this is the worst power rankings I’ve ever seen.
>>157979738>herbert already an ass QB>got what little dawg he had left in him sucked out by this Ashkenazi succubusMany such cases.
every athlete starts playing like shit once they start dating models, singers, etc.
>>157977829The jelly (nucleus pulposus) between his vertebrae is swelling and pushing into nerves and blood vessels. It can either be very manageable or crippling depending on how much and where the bulge is pushing into.
Kek this is exactly what I imagined queefhicks sound likehttps://youtu.be/cQnvxJZucds
>>157979596>The Standard™>Goes life and death with Danny Dogshit
Case Keenum destroyed Philadelphia's morale
>>157979738I want to lick her armpits and jizz on her glasses
>>157979802Then why is Josh Allen still good?
>>157979598There are no "ramspacos" here. They don't have fans
>>157979825What has he won?
>>157979809Like brave white Americans?
My Chiefies just don't fucking miss
>>157979809What’s even happening in this video? How did they not die?
>>157979825I said models and singers, i.e. extremely vapid women. Actresses tend to be a little more down to earth. >Russel Wilson>Herbert>Goof>OBJ
>>157979809>3:00Holy kino, queefies getting wrecked lmao
>>157979905Russ still cooks you tripping
>>157979809yeah fuck that
>>157979894At the beginning they’re in the gas station proper and arguing about whether it’s a tornado, somebody suggests they get in the cooler which everybody ignores. Then the tornado hits and they panic scramble into the cooler and lock themselves in just in time. The tornado picked up the cooler and then buried it under the debris of the gas station. When they got out of the cooler the door was the ceiling and they were in a pit of debris
>>157979809Tanked that shit Chief chads are hard as fuck
>>157979825Didn’t his girl get blacked on screen?
Wtf Tomlin is just like me fr fr (except I’m not black)
>>157979949kek I might tune into this.
>>157979792>talks like a nigger>has stupid retarded opinionstypical poster here
>>157978459>wr1 is deebo samuel>defense gave up 24 points in a half to the Cardinals>leading the league in TD passes>1 pick on the season>undefeated>hasn't been sacked yet>h-he cant be good!!! it's the system!!!Jesus.
>>157979949I'm thinking this whole thing is a gayop designed to make Tomlin more relatable to NBC viewers
>>157979813The Pulverizer of Philadelphia
>>157979809kek they got plonked hard
>>157979979
>>157979949what the fuck? dis nigga got the tism?
>>157979120>now I’ll go back to whining about Ben Johnson
>>157979738Relentlessly drains every single sperm cell from Herbust daily. Succubus whore.
>>157979988We don’t use thirdie abbo words like that in /nfl/.
>>157979989the goyim have gone insane
>>157979948Nah, that’s me
>>157979989did he died?
>>157979989I hope he took out a loan with his personal belongings as collateral or drained his savings to make that bet and so now he has nothing :)
>players now openly admitting to flopping>'you gotta get the ball or the call'This league is beyond cooked. Thank God Brady retired and I don't have to watch this sportslop anymore
>>157979948It was only acting, anon.
>>157980062Players are always going to do whatever works. If you tell them flopping gives them a better chance of winning, they will do it. The only solution is for the league to stop rewarding it. Unfortunately they probably won't so a semen slurping sport it remains.
>>157979738Is it bad that I have no idea who she was until this year?
>4th quarter of the genny starts
>>157980146we were in their ass in q3.
>>157979989
>>157980146>nonexistent DPI gets called negating his game-losing interception
>>157980169Mahomesian
>>157980169DB literally pushed him out of bounds, it was a textbook DPI. If anything the hands to the face penalty the next play was more questionable
>>157980169I don't see how people think it wasn't at least illegal contact if not DPI. I've seen genuinely incredible DB coverage without any contact get called DPI and you want to complain about that call? Please get a clue I'm begging ya
>>157979596my raidies are gonna wipe that smug look off that gambling addicted hebrews face
>>157979835oh yes there arethey're just baseball mainers but they're desperate for a backup as they go into a lockouttheir canon is LA maximalism
Las Vegas is a suburb of LA
>>157979712*when* they lose
>>157980210Las Vegas is a suburb of the US Air Force
Next thread better be good
Raidstinkies are 2-11 against Mahomes btw
>>157977888Mike McDaniels had more playoff appearances as Dolphins HC than you did
>>157980229It’s 2-13
>>157980219thats hilarious since chicanos hate america kek
>>157980296>>157980296New
>>157979155their friend accidentally feel asleep and locked them outAnd how exactly does that work, again?>be typical Chiefs fan>just finished with your weekly gay orgy>go outside to fire up the 'ol crack pipe>your friend nods off >but locks the doors first for...reasons>you find yourself locked out in sub-zero weather>your "friend" somehow sleeps through you frantically pounding on the door and screaming to be let in >don't call for help because we all know no one has portable phones>don't kick down the door or break a window >don't go to a neighboring house to ask for help>don't walk up the street to the nearest diner or gas station or whatever>just accept your fate and sit in the yard until you freeze to deathI don't know exactly what happened there but there's a hell of a lot more to it than "some guy fell asleep"
>>157979738Zoomers this is a modern day version of the classic succubus. You bang and then run away ok? I don't care how hot she is, she will drain your life force and take everything you own if you wife her
