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The 2026 BOYLE Sports World Grand Prix continues on Wednesday at Leicester's Mattioli Arena with the opening four matches from the second round.

Coverage starts at 7:00pm UK time on Sky Sports +.

>Tonight's matches (best of 5 sets; first to 3 legs in a set)
(8) Danny Noppert v Ryan Joyce
(5) Jonny Clayton v (12) Wessel Nijman
(4) Gerwyn Price v (13) Ross Smith
Luke Woodhouse v (16) Nathan Aspinall

>Day 2 roundup
https://www.pdc.tv/news/2026/september/29/Humphries-battles-through-as-Van-Veen-bags-first-World-Grand-Prix-win/
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>>157977519
Huge chance for those in the top quarter to get to another major semi-final with Littler and MVG both gone. Second quarter could have any of them get through, hopefully not Nijman though.
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>>157977759
>and MVG
Doesn't feel like that opens anything up any longer, he's always good for an embarrassing exit these days. Also I hope Woody dunks on Asp, I will cheer for him both ironically and unironically. Kinda tired of Asp's grit & grin routine, where he dumps out my favourite players only to job against the current heel.
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>>157978049
>Doesn't feel like that opens anything up any longer, he's always good for an embarrassing exit these days.
Oh of course, but with MVG you don't know which one is turning up. With that said, given how shit he was not just on Monday but at the World Series Finals, he might actually be finished and go the way of Blubber/Clown.
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>>157978109
At least Clown made it to his mid 50s before dropping off the map.
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>>157978109
He defends 200k at worlds, no way he's getting that back, he could well drop out of top 16 after worlds. Doesn't defend much until then, though, if he can get a jammy run in one of the other majors (EC, Slam, PCF, he should be in all three of them as far as I can see) he might be able to at least slow the slide.
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>>157977759
At this point I’d be more shocked by an MVG quarter final than him missing. After the worlds he might be out of the top 20
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>>157978235
True. Then again, Clown only returned to the map at around MVG's current age.

>>157978268
Absolutely. Even seeing MVG with (9) by his name on Monday was odd.
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>Mardle sucking Nijman's cock again
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>that empty stand at the back of the arena
oof
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Bit of scran tonight
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Noppert looks so fucking turbogay. sometimes it even looks like hes wearing lipstick
one of the very few players that makes one really uncomfortable to even look at

I was shocked to learn he's married to a woman
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>>157978402
Elton John was married to a woman, can’t trust these benders to be honest
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>>157978377
Checked. What the fuck is that?
>>157978344
No Littler, no show.
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>20-D20-D18
based tetris man
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Good stuff from Joyce there
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>you can say it’s poor
>well it’s not been that good
Kek
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>>157978465
Pork pie cut into smaller pieces and mustard
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>>157978496
I see it now. The triangle shape was throwing me, thought it was some abomination of a toblerone
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Not on calling Tetris man fat.
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>Noppy complaining that Joyce is so fat that it’s putting him off
You’re in the wrong game, lad
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>the stage was creaking when Joyce was walking around
hahahahaha
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>>157978521
>>157978534
>>157978539
i'm missed something special
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>>157978547
On comms they said that Noppert was complaining that the stage was moving when Joyce was waking (because he’s a fat cunt) and that’s why he lost the first set. Should be kicked out for fat shaming imo
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>>157978521
>>157978534
>>157978539
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>>157978571
lmao
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>>157978571
>Noppert was complaining that the stage was moving when Joyce was waking (because he’s a fat cunt)
Get a grip Noppert
Joyce isn't peak Hendo-sized
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Mardle is so fucking obnoxious these days
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>>157978621
agreed, he can get lost along with jones
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>that sperg
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Noppert is so fucking mad kek
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>noppert being a whiny faggot
>based ryan just getting on with it
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>>157978699
For some reason Noppert has always had games like this at the World Grand Prix where he just bitches and loses his head.
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Joycey would be £1,750 off Schindler in 23rd if he wins this.
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>>157978621
I like him but someone at Sky should tell him to dial it down 10%
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>Ryan Joyce complained that Noppert smells like aids and monkey pox
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Get in Joycey
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i like ryan joyce
>>157978765
calm down
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Brilliant from Joyce there

He's 17/25 on finishing for the tournament so far
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>de kleet next
oh well
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>I won an Anusol keyring
Jej
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Seems like it will be footballdartsmas time soon...
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GO JONNY GO GO
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>>157978878
>van der Velde
>Scutt
>Aurora Fochesato

Some of these are just stupid choices
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Holy fuck Jonny...
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BULL 25 BULL
GWAN JONNY
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Dayyyyyum what a set from ferret boy
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Absolute quality from Jonny, Matchfixer nowhere on his own throw
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>>157978926
Yeah, no idea what they were thinking. Especially this section, literally everything is wrong with it, for all possible reasons. Since it's a german calender, Clown is on it. Also 99% possibility of one of the unnamed doors being Barney.
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>>157979012
At least Gates, Sweeting & Munyua have the "comedy International Qualifier" factor about them.
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>got cucked into subscribing for pdc tv
>shitter and lags more than random streams
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>>157979012
They were thinking “we’d be bigots if we don’t have some blacks and women on there”
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>>157978746
I like Mardle, but he’s much better when he’s the co-commentator (ideally with Rod Studd). When he does lead comms he goes over the top too much.
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That 149 would have been orgasmic
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>Simply hit a ton plus finish every other leg
Why don't more players do this
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>>157979204
>Dutch players hate this one simple darting trick
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Love how Cheat always gets screwed over at majors. Hope it will stay like this for the foreseeable future.
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>a 3 sets to 1 lead
>best of 5
Studd is a retard
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Based Clayton, love to see him in good shape this time of the season.
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get fucked Nijman
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Based Jonny splitting D3

Thank fuck Nijman missed the D16 for 152
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>Abi
Corr, phwoar even.
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>>157979383
my wife
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>Price/Smudger v Clayton
That could be fun
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>Price sending Clayton #1 flags
Top kek
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>>157979411
Price vs Clayton is boring. Even if Jonny averages 125 you know he’s losing if it’s against Gezzy
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>Emma getting her belly button out
Christ, she’s such a tease.
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>>157979466
Would also prefer to see Smudger win, Clayton - Gezzy is kinda meh. Smudger was on fire recently, so I think he'll win this.
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>>157979466
True.
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>>157978735
Noppert almost in tears because Price was shouting too much in his direction (fair) at the grand prix is one of my favourite (dutch) interviews
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MmCaMKjiTkw
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>Ryan Joyce credits ChatGPT giving him positive reinforcement with helping him play better
Christ. I’m fairly stupid myself but I don’t understand how so many people are like “wow, the machine programmed to tell me I’m cool told me I’m cool. This is the best”
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>Price getting OOAAAAH'd by Smudger
>Price wins set and OOAAAAHS back
Kino.

>>157979649
>Hey Niko, Noppert hates getting shouted at, so give him your manliest roar, okay?
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>>157979739
>ChatGPT, can you tell me which are the most valuable Pokémon cards
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>>157979739
Someone get Barney a chatgpt subscription
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>>157979785
ChatGPT would kill itself
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>>157979739
It’s the confident, authoritative tone it uses. People will believe almost anything a charismatic leader tells them.
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>>157979785
>>157979827
>Hello ChatGPT, I'm a 5 time world darts champion and I struggle with my self confidence...
>Hello, did you mean: 1 time world darts champion?
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Smudger absolutely intimidated by Price here. Why did Gezzy not play like this in Amsterdam?
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>>157979955
Price was a bit more “relaxed” in Amsterdam.
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>>157979955
He blamed the schedule. Smudger got an hour to prepare but he only got about 15 minutes.
Tbf does feel like on those sessions with multiple games, player who played first wins more often
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>>157980001
>player who played first wins more often
See, I would have thought the smaller break is better. You’ve still got the winning buzz, you’re warmed up and you’ve got your eye in.
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>that S13 attempt
What the fuck was that, Ross.
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>Price v Clayton
Bugger.
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waterhouse soon
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>>157980182
>IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S "WATERY", LUKE WATERHOUSE!!!!!
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>some guys smashed Asps car window
Surely some addicts looking for coke. Or Woody next level gamesmanship.
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lovely Abi
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>Woodhouse doing a walkabout interview in his darts shirt
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There is something unnatural about Woodys walk. I swear this guy is a robot. The generic appearance, the erratic facial expressions, the walk, it all adds up.
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>we could potentially have Woodhouse v Joyce as a major Sky quarter-final

I was going to say that's quite boring, but we did once have Mickey Mansell v Martin Lukeman as a Sky major semi-final. On that note, Poundshop MVG is imitating the great man by going to complete shit at the same time. He produced pic related in the UK & Ireland Worlds Qualifier on Monday. Will more than likely fall off the Tour. Shame for him, but he won't be missed.
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>>157980350
Holy hell, and I thought Rabbie was dire at Modus.
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>>157980373
If you remember how poor he was versus Hopp at the Worlds last year, he's deteriorated even further. Whole throw has fallen apart.

Woody getting smashed to fuck here.
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Based Woody (World No.18) falling behind early, so Asp can't make another comeback win, 200 IQ darts.

>>157980399
Yeah, he was atrocious, almost forgot that Max fucking Jobb won a game last year.
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>>157980244
Abi is wearing the same and it looks like sunset , it was clearly filmed a couple of hours ago
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>>157980478
>when they forgot Littler lost and had to quickly fashion something as a promo piece with Luke 3
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>>157979739
It's more to do with the fact it will keep listening to you regardless of what you say.
A human would get distracted, and probably belittle your concerns
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That was some finish from Dull Luke when he was trailing by 297 points at one stage in that leg.
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>Today, on my 48th Birthday, I have finally passed my driving test!
>30 years too late perhaps, but I am so proud of myself to have finally done it! To all those out there struggling... whether it be with driving... or anything else in life that you still have your heart set on. Never give up! x

I always forget how little Richard Ashdown is. Barely taller than the car!
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>>157980532
Takes some serious commitment to take the title of "dull Luke" in a world where Luke Humphries exists.
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Noppert speaks.

>PDC stage construction
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>>157980667
>getting gutmogged by Joyce so hard
kwab
can't play well if you don't have a proper gut
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>Waterlouse
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what's up with the weak minded players being put off by the crowd so much
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>>157980667
>something came loose
the screws in your head hehe
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Not a good week for Lukes
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Fuck, another round of emotional Aspinall faggotry and comms rimming incoming, instead of more awkward Woody kino.
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I think that display from Borehouse shows how fucking bad Littler was.
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>only one match all night was not a straight sets win
Fucking hell
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