Fuck my big brave ass.
asstros kek get fucked faggots
>check in>4-0 already in the top of the firstgreat showing poostan, atta boy really showing that you deserved your spot in the postseason
lol
pointless thread. its literally over
I think the white sox will beat the guardians
Holy shit what a start
Lol Astros suck dick lmao
TRASHTRO STATUS?
I get that chicago deserves a thread but this game is over, astros got no fight in em
not the start pooston wanted
Houstonbros, how we feeling?
sneks deserved this playoff spot
>4-0 in the 1stFucking kek
Nbc and peacock really doesn't have 2 channels to put the games on? They're still showing phillies post game
The AL West is a total embarrassment and many are saying a stain on baseball.
peepee poopooston.
Imagine paying $120, pay to park your car go to Daikin just to see your lads get mogged already. Shambolic
>>157980550trade the dbacks for the ms who says no? give the rockies another team to suck in the nl west
>>157980560cum shitter kek
>hoping for 7 innings out of brownWhat?
>>157980557They used to put Stanley Cup Playoff games on CNBC and USA.
delete the AL West
They gotta pull Hunter Brown holy crap he's bad, what happened to him this year?
dubs and i kill myself
The only proper way to dismiss the Astros. Winless and humiliated. They do not belong here. They were a geographic happenstance.
>>157980582here you go, king
Braden Montgomery with a rally killer. Get the bat off your shoulder.
>switch over as soon as the other game ends>4-0KEEEEEEEEEEEK
The Astros take the lead...in the losing contest.
kek Daikin Park feels just like a funeral
Why do calipacos hate texaspacos so much?
>>157980594please bugger me fanny
>Makes God abandon PoostonHeh. Nothing personal kid
PULL THAT SHITTER SKIP
DO IT SAM
Imma say these Pope Sox lads could actually beat them Indians
All 35 spics at the game haven't stop stopped booing since the first batter
>>157980600Thank you once again, your Holiness.
>36 pitches
LETS GO WHITE SOX WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
Ball knowers DID NOT pick the trashtros to win this series
SOME PEOPLE THINK IT'S OKAY TO TAKE DRUGS AND DRIVE?!
ITS GOIN DOWN FO REALLLLL BANANANAN BANANA BANA BAN ABAN BAN BA BAN
Sox bat around the Astros in the first inning
Blublaugh again?Not a serious franchise.
Batted around in the first
White sox played 4d chess by choking the division. They got to beat up on the Astros and stay loose while Cleveland is sitting at home collecting dust
>letting him load the bases before pulling him
Hunter Brown, whatever happened there.
I just turned the game on and it's already over
>>157980634it's the national pastime here
reminder the trashtros fanbase is more catholic than the white sox (who are a BLACK franchise and are all baptists or atheists)
That bullpen game yesterday was truly bad news.
Hunter Brown is the most fraudulent third place Cy Young runner up in mlb history.
>>157980654Chicago: The Archdiocese of Chicago reports a Catholic population of approximately 1.95 million people across Cook and Lake counties.Houston: The Archdiocese of Galveston-Houston serves roughly 1.70 million Catholics across the greater Houston area and surrounding counties.
Couldn't happen to bigger (or shorter) faggots.
>Hunter Brown>Hunter GreenWhat Hunter color is next?
OUT OF THE JAM TO KEEP IT AT 4 RUNS TO ZIP IN THE FIRST KEK
>>157980642IM STILL PISSED OFF they should had got 6 runs in the 1st inning not 4 runs
>commercials>throw one pitch>more commercials
I'm happy the Astros really are just this shit and won't pull another postseason run out of their ass
>>157980659whats you point fren are you retarded and need special services
>>157980659all those catholics are mexican and white people who are cubs fans, who got raped and gaped on the national stage last night
Now it's time for /ourguy/ Sean "baseball is all I have" Burke
>>157980679spics and polacks
>go and eat dinner>come back>inning just fucking ended
We're in here!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFpTUCDnpGM
>>157980580The incoming Angels dynasty will redeem this shitheap of a division
>>157980695what you eat
>>157980698meat pie
>yt sox>entire team is ytclever
>>157980671>too much cheese>too greasy>pepperoni not curled enough>uneven topping distribution >can't fit on a paper plate2/10
HOME RUN
>>157980701is that like meafloaf but whit a crust
>it was 4-0
oh it's gonna be one of these games?
they're winning it all
>>157980693those two groups never fight in chiraq!
NOT SO FAST CUM SOX
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
>>157980705nah that slice good very good to me
not so fast, popeys
PopesoxCHADS...we got too cocky...
how come regular season MVP is considered more valuable than the WC, DS, CS, and WS MVPs? the whole point is to help your team win it all
>>157980722now you're talkin
JEREMY PEÑA BLASTS ONE OVER THE TRAIN TRACKS
>>157980719head to Milwaukee ave and tell me again that they dont fight
>>157980733shut the fuck up doyerpaco
>>157980722Mold.
>>157980729There’s only 1 playoff MVP award, usually handed out in the CS.
>>157980729I honestly think there should just be postseason MVP and Cy Young, and Pennant MVPs. The division ones are ridiculous.
>yordud
Heading to Hole Foods with an Amazon return. Anyone want anything?
>>157980737last one for a White Sox win
>"unanimous MVP winners" when you actually expect them to play like a MVP in the postseason
>>157980722>>157980737It’s just provolone/mozzarella that’s been spread over the top of a meat topping and the translucence causes the meat to be visible. This za looks fucking good with some bbq sauce. Stop being some cooklet autist.
>nofansox raping and gaping jeet and spic infested shithole while the cubs get raped and gapedCHIKANER CURSE THEY SAID LMFAO YOU CARRY OUT MY WILL FOR ME
>>157980759That one looks much better
>>157980757raw cashews
Striking out Yordan after a leadoff HR is a sign this guy's locked in for the team.
sometimes when all the umpies are huddled together like that, i want a big asteroid to fall down on the field, but it never happens
>asstros
>>157980678What do you mean
>>157980764Delete this
>>157980776what the fuck is going with that face
>>15798077612 year old boy frame
do they really need the roof closed on Sep 30th? grow a pair
>>157980774this is psychotic
>>157980650who would've thought, a team that needed a win on the last day to finish at .500 is actually bad.
>>157980776Ass is too big
>>157980781i dont want to talk about it I dont like you very much
Which city has better Mexican foodI know Houston has better vietnamese food and Chicago has better pizza
'esucks poorades
>>157980776I prefer a recker-style ass
>>157980795nope she got great birthing hip and ass you are prolly a tit man
>>157980803It's me. I would have thought that
>umps trying to revive the Astros Classic
>>157980809before someone says "Los Angeles" this is an actual real question, so take this shit seriously for once man
>>157980809Los Angeles
Poostros coming back. Down with popery.
>>157980806I don't get it
>chikanlet pretending for even one second he was a white sox supporter Kek I hope chikaner breaks his keyboard and the shrapnel pierces his throat as he bleeds out helplessly while no one watches and then every year for a few decades the jannies post the news article of him dying like a dog in his mom’s basement (kek)!
>>157980824you don't know ball then unfortunately
>Altuve the "speedy" second baseman doesn't go for an obvious double.lmao, what a pussy
is Altuve gonna make the HOF or is the "cheating scandal" irredeemable?
>>157980845You're right. I goon too much
>>157980856Altuve is a DH, literally getting down to Stanton levels of DH. Soon they’ll pinch run him.
>>157980827Los Angeles
>>157980856he's 45
kek cubtrannies absolutely malding right now
>>157980763it's provel cheese and it's really tasty
>>157980863Probably going to be the next and last one to get in.
Phew Burkeplease don't scare me like that. settle downCome on Sox score more runs
>>157980842you know what you did dont play retard now
>>157980881who else from that team got in? Beltran?
>>157980809>>157980827Mexican "food" is dogshit on a plate no matter what city you get it from.
I'm absolutely malding right now
The White Sox are winning the Orld Eries
>>157980871He looks so small and young though
He's absolutely malding right now!
>>157980863He wasn't one of the cheating players
>>157980863Altuve is 100% in. Those guys are not in the HOF because they 'cheated', it's because they were assholes. Bonds and Clemens were totally rude and shitty to sportswriters. Now in my opinion this is justified because sportswriters are not people. But the sportswriters ultimately vote for this stuff. They hate those guys. The roiding scandal is just a pretext to keep them out. If they didn't do roids or were plausibly suspected of doing roids (since to my knowledge they never got a positive test) then the writers would have no choice but to put them in no matter how much they hate them. Now they can keep them out and do their favorite thing which is to smell their own farts and claim they are protecting the integrity of the game. The sportswriters like the Astros and like Altuve. They always wrote about the trash can stuff begrudgingly and were happy to cheer and support them when they won with Dusty. So yea Altuve is 100% in. Thanks for listening to my ted talk.
>>157980888Yes
>>157980880provel own or something?
>>157980889Unless you get it from Los Angeles ofc
>>157980818That’s because you’re a faggot
>>157980889nah you're just picky, many people like mexican food
>>157980888Yes + Verlander is going in as a tiger
>>157980911wat
>>157980917Go cubbies...
>>15798090036 year old ball player looks 17
let's go Miggy
>>157980921>contains provolone >>157980925Kek
>>157980906LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR
>>157980863I've always held the opinion that he will get in, but the cheating scandal will make him not first ballot
>>157980919I'm just now realizing Verlander's Tigers go-around was purely to clean up his face, he was always gonna go in, but he wants to be remembered on the same level as Randy Johnson, Tom Seaver, Bob Gibson, Nolan Ryan. He wants to be a complete legend.
>>157980906Why didn't he want them ripping off his jersey then?
Momentum shifting
>PoorakamiJk he sent us home at the WBC
>>157980496Astros suck lol
>>157980933but it's not provolone, it's provel
Astros just need a 3-run bunt
>>157980940Verlander, Kershaw, and Scherzer are first ballot HoFers. Chris Sale and Zack Greinke are 3rd ballot HoFers.
>>157980961I get that now I never heard of it before. Sounds tasty thobeit.
>>157980955You guys didn't even get past the first stage
The Astros have a Mexican for their manager?
whats the score I dont have internet
>>1579809806-7
>>1579809804 + 3, 3 + 2
>the most important whitesox fan of all time was a black atheistyour response papistpacos?
>>157980977Texas is a mexican state its only right to have a mexican manager
>>157980977The Astros have a Mexican spaceship filled with niggers for their city, why would having a spic manager surprise you?
>>157980991good morning saar
>>157980986>>157980987which one is the right one fella
>>157980992i-is this true?
>>157980955Shouldn't you be rooting for Teel and Antonacci?
>>157980977They are probably the most DEI team, they also have the only nonwhite GM in MLB. No wonder they stopped winning.
>>157980991word on the street is it the Lone Saar state now Indian manager when?
>>157980980(-b+-sqrt(b^2-4ac))/2a
>>157980990It’s actually crazy how irrelevant that nigga only 10 years after his presidency
>>157980998oh shit oh shit I forgot about the Texas/Ohio state football game when the entire stadium was full of poojeets
>>157981012ty mate LETS GO WHITE SOX
BURKE NO
>>157981011>Lone Saar Statekek
>>157981013You have to be 18 to post here, that’s how it always goes for former presidents who aren’t retarded pedophile narcissists
FO GET ABOU IT
NOT SO FAST, PAPISTS!
here come the astros FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>157980970Sale, 3rd ballot? you're out of your mind
NOT SO FAST GAY SOX
Uh oh stinky
Fuck FUUUUUCK
>>157981013jew bidet was president 2 years ago
Antonacci's gonna need a rocket up his ass to get that one
HERE COME THE ‘STROS*TRAIN WHISTLE*
>>157981017yeah kek there's one raped guy still seething about it on /cfb/entire world was clowning on themeven brazilians and SEA posters on /int/ and /pol/he thinks everyone is from ohio or an ohio fan, kekturns out theyr'e deeply insecure because even other SEC teams have been mocking them for decades
ITS NOT OVER TILL ITS OVER
how come Yordan "First Triple Crown Winner Since 1880" Alvarez has never done shit when it matters?
>>157981045You're thinking 2nd, or even 1st ballot?
Should have scored more with the bases loaded in the 1st
>>1579809752023 edition
>>157981065He’s hiding an injury for your entertainment
>>157981065He Dominican papì
ITS GOIN DOWN FOR REALLLL
>>157981060prolly a boomer that regards selling out the country to illegals and poojeets
>>157981060Texas isn’t even a real SEC team
>regrets
>>157981068Sale, Cole, Scherzer will go in the 1st ballot.
So everybody and their fucking dog gets into the hall of fame? Is there anyone who doesn't make the hall of fame?
Pope Sox wake the fuck up and finish the trashtros already
>>157981088SECucks are desperate to try and claim texas and florida as dixie because they have the only good teams in the conferencerustbelt teams raping and gaping them for 3 years straight has caused them significant mental damage
>>157981092Cole doesn't have the numbers
>>157981092THIS is truth they will get over 60% voting
>>157981092Sale and Cole aren’t hall of famers
>>157981102300 wins is the number
>>157981092Sale I could see 2nd ballot, Cole is definitely 3rd or 4th ballot
>>157981068Sale is 100% first ballot. look at his numbers at his age at a time when pitching is becoming mega pussified
>>157981094It’s become the hall of very good because those sportswriter faggots didn’t want to put in bonds and Clemens and McGwire so they put in 2nd and 3rd rate guys instead.
>>157981099Fucking this
>Benistendi
>>157981124schilling not getting in is really quite absurd
FUCK what is going on? They're suddenly all rolling over
>>157981131MAGA fagets dont deserve a place in the Hall
>>157981138Astros activated the magnets.
>>157981139Fuck off pedoknees
>>157981112Wins and Losses are the stupidest stat ever created, I don't even look at them. Saves and Holds are a weird stat that need to be reworked. Innings Pitched, Strikeouts, Batting Average Against, WHIP and ERA are the most important stats
>>157981139dudes 100 years ago would smoke and drink in the dugout the day after they hanged a couple of niggers
>>157981119Aight I'll take that, I do like Sale a lot, I'm not seeing Cole as anything other than 3rd ballot though, he's a Mike Mussina level guy
>>157981138White Sox suck ass too, don't let this series fool you
This is not good...
>>157981139Bait?
They really should have scored more in the first when they had the opportunity toThat's going to bite them in the ass
cole to the hof
>shitcongo cum sox
>>157981094>>157981124do you guys want to make any other retarded points? you can do it (for free) you know
>>157981139i agree but no need to use the gay f-word, dude
Hey guys, quick question about /sp/orts—how many of you are actual people and how many are bots? I remember 4chan used to show how many were in a thread, but they took that counter away a while back.
>>157981170No there are plenty of commie faggots on this board
>>157981179>>157981094>>157981124whoops forgot my pic :^)
>>157981179What point did they make that was wrong?
>>157981186Protip: that counter also counted bots
ITS GOIN DDOWN FOR REALLLLLL
>>157981193Unrelated but why does every fucking Google search just spit out reddit information these days?
>>157981186it's me regular man. I love the sport of baseball. the way they swing the baseball gives me great excite.
>>157981177it should be piss not milk wtf is this nonsense
>>157981204you lost chuddy
>>157981206found one of the bots
popesox bros I am not feelin so good
i was told the game was over, but now i see the lead was cut in half...?
Burke pls
>>157981194the HOF has a lower acceptance rate than Harvard, Yale, MIT, etc.it's got the same rate as the NFL and less than half the rate of the NBA>>157981204because contrary to the severe autism on this website, reddit actually does engage in good faith and provide valuable discussion quite oftenpeople will literally shit on you on here if you're not one of the schizos smearing shit all over the walls and actually want to have a discussion. writing more than 3 sentences means you're the bad guy
>>157981204Because Google trained their AI on Reddit (not joking)
>>157981186I'm a girl
>>157981131based
>>157981230this one is telling truth aobut using red dit to train AI...he prolly a bot so thats that
>>157981230Disgusting
>Get home late to the start of the game due to traffic>Sox leading>Not sure if i want to turn the game on or if by turning it on i ruin the momentum
>>157981245holy based
>>157981124kek this trvke got em seething
>>157981245semper fi curt
>>157981245He’s right, the whole point of analytics is that over a 162 game season the numbers will work out.
>>157981240prove it
>>157981250Momentums already shifted
>>157981240https://vocaroo.com/1gYlSXwkzdqA
>yordong
Cole to the HoF
>youredone alvarez
>>157980671i once ate a pizza slice like this (costco food court) while i had a really bad cold and it put my entire body in shock. thought i was gonna die
Senate Passes Protect College Sports Act in Bipartisan 77-22 Vote...college football is saved for now. The masters will continue to make money off their slaves
>>157981286wipe the grease off and enjoy
>air yordan
Lets go Suxies>We have the power of God and Anime on our side
>>157981294Sir this is a baseball thread
alvarez playing like hes on a 500M contract :D
>>157981294I haven't watched college athletics in years. No reason to come back.
PASS INTERFERENCEHOUSTON
contracts should be reworked so that all players are paid by rate of production from opening day through the postseason. every hit is $1,000; every HR, $10,000; every K, $1,000; etc.fuck these lifelong contracts for a bunch of lazy faggots who don't show up when it matters. make them earn every dollar based on set rates per production variable
>batter interference
Murakami didn't even look on base
MuraKWABi clearly came off the bag there
We need to bring back starter pitcher innings.
what the fuck was that
ITS GOIN DOWN FOR REALLLLL
That's cheating
>>157981317>TwinsWhat is that referring to?
just fucking push players out of the way
>>157981348yung joc? goddamn it's been 25 years
>>157981344we need to bring back absurd names
>>157981334That would definitely change the nature of the game, to have commission-by-stats
This is not looking good at all. They're just suddenly lost at the plate after that 1st
>>157981381They had a .250 xWOBA in game one. They just got insanely lucky.
FuckCome on White Sox...4 runs won't win this game
nice play
>>157981389>.250 xWOBAThey had 1.000 TWTW
My tummy hurts but Im fighting through it for my 'stros
>>157981407>lossing the next 2 to own the analyticskek chiraqi central american IQ
Not good soxbros...
South side bros...
uuuhhhhh Pope Soxbros??
>Chokeago
It's over...
New viewer here. Why don't they hit the home run when people are on the bases?
FuckWhy BurkeAnd why can't they score more runs?
uhhhhh Soxisters?
>>157981344>1 kDamn they were right about contact hitters back in the day
Future HOFer
It's over.
>Suxies need to lock in
Astros have an aboriginal in the dugout
>>157981438It's against the unwritten rules of baseball
popesox... not like this...
>>157981456They're called Guardians now, chud
what's the roles of those multiple women in the stros dugout
What went wrong for the White Sox?Wild Card teams are supposed to be 15-1 after winning game 1?
>>157981477
>>157981477suck Yordan's BBC
>>157981438>when people are on the baseshah thats a good one
>>157981477Rub and tug
>>157981477I think they're called comfort women, that might be a euphemism for something
If the Astros score another one, they'll tie it up
I thought you guys said the Pope Sox had the blessed powers of God on their side?
if the cum sox let the asstros take this they should be relegated
White Sox suck lol
>>157981477relieving tension
serious question: is there a rule against fucking in between innings to keep yourself balanced?
>>157981498Nope it’s not, they comfort them after they get an out
>>157981106You're out of your fucking mind if you don't think Sale is a HoFer.
>>157981504The blow gays should be relegated for being canadian
My two cents is the White Sox are just happy to be in the postseason getting past the next stage is just a bonus. Its not very often you see the one worst teams the previous season go to the postseason the next there is years of shithousery usually that comes through all of it.
What are you doing shitcago you're supposed to be the ones to finally rid of the cheastros
Now that I'm thinking of it, Altuve is actually a faggot
>>157981344Agree.
>>157981522The Astros are inevitable
CMON WHITE SOX WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
>>157981521This among other things is an indictment on the quality of the American League
>>157981525Valenzuela is not in the hof the voters are they're racist as fuck
CAM ON POPE SOX*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*SCORE SOME FACKIN RUNS*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*
>>157981521I never once believed the "they're just happy to be there" shit. It's really hard to get to the postseason. Maybe they don't fully understand how hard it is to win in the postseason but they do want to win.
>>157981558That's because you never played sports
if the Sox lose, would that simply be a part of G*d's plan?
>>157981521They definitely aren't just happy to be there. A lot of those players weren't there for the 100 losses, but they were in Birmingham at the time winning back to back double-A championshipsThey WANT thisUnfortunately postseason baseball is very very hardJust ask the Mariners
>>157981509They actually banned fucking between innings this year and it threw off Jazz Chisholm. You see, he's a fruity DL nigga that needs to suck cocks a few times a game to feel "on-point", it's an oral fixation thing. When they banned it, he had to switch to lollipops just to feel that sweet sensation. He needed it or he couldn't play, and everyone was giving him shit for it.
>>157981561when I played sports I wanted to win
Oh God, please, I beg You
>>157981562Notice in the letter he specifically says it's "not come from victory"
>>157981577imagine the tittyfucks
White Sox think they're gonna win because of the vatican. This is a protestant country, that pope shit doesn't work here.
>>157981574
>>157981574How does cum shitter get away with it?
>>157981550I dont know what it is but there's a bunch of really good pitchers from the 80's that didn't get shit for HoF support. Like how in the fuck was Dave Stieb just ignored and off the ballot after a year or two?
>>157981577They all have 6ft+ fit white boyfriends
>exmest pitcherIts so over for the Pope Sox
>Brazobumoh no it's over, Will is playing for game 3
I really don't care about these teams
I didn't realize Brazzersban landed on the White Sox
If this goes to game 3 Houston is 100% winning that
suxxies...
>>157981617ThisFuckCome the fuck on White Sox why did you just suddenly stop scoring after the first? What the fuck is your problem?
>>157981621>she thought the white sox are a good team
>>157981625>Implying the Astros are good
>>157981595based Stieb appreciator
If they tie, do the Sox take the series?
Why did the Chiraqpacos get so cocky?
>>157981646No
>>157981646Yes
>>157981638better than the shite sux
um... Soxsisters?
>>157981650Its their first time in the postseason in 5 yearsCut them some slackThey choked back then too by the way>2020 win game 1 then lose 2 and 3 to the A's>2021 lose game 1 and 2 then take 3 but lose 4 at home
Keeek Shitcago White Cubs
why the hell did he even come in? Will pls
Bristol Brabazon was actually solid for the Mets
>mariner pitchers
WHAT WAS THE FUCKING PURPOSE OF THE EXMETS PITCHER?WHY ARE YOU THROWING THIS GAME WILLFUCK AHHHHHH
>Huascared Brazobanhe looked shook as fuck out there
I wonder who the Marinsaars fans are rooting for
yordaddy
Southsidesisters....
FUUUUUUUUUCK
>youredone
Yordan screams "will stop trying once he gets a big contract"
