>>157983836Good thread
>>157983863First game didn't count because of jetlag 3rd game didn't count because of altitude you fucking bitch!
Drake Maye will be back soon™
>>157983863>Herbert gets a fiance'>Starts playing even worse than last year
>>157983851You don’t need to “learn about” A-list American icons that forcibly populate the zeitgeist, it is the mark of a totally insulated, shut-in retard troglodyte not to know Alysa Liu. Not to know Inde Navarette or what Obsession is. Not to know anything beyond /nfl/And don’t talk about “open a book” retard, like that’s what you’re spending your time doing. Fucking please
>>157983836Once he makes his Minecraft world public, I’ll go in and release monkeys and plant endless banana trees.
Are any of you guys in a 37U League?
>>157983894It’s the same with that Munn bitch and Rodgers back in the day. Women are a curse in physical form.
>>157983902he knows who alysa liu he, he's just a foreigner who is mad she won gold for America. foreigners are always seething about her
>>157983911Why make it 37?
>>157983836>spent 10 years dong this and not winning my Steelers a Super Bowl or even a fucking playoff teamWhat a retard
>>157983902One day you'll grow up and realize you don't have to follow what everyone else is lil bro. Until then keep watching figure skating and whatever other gay shit you need to impress your low test friends at the Faggot Club
>>157983836did you guys check out Tomlin 12 years city...how much does something like that cost
>>157983951He has to unwind, please understand
>>157983957You don’t even understand how absurd it is that you’re trying to defend a reality in which you don’t know who Alysa Liu is, how ridiculous it is to everyone who isn’t mentally disabled like you. It’s a comically 4chan neet moment that you’re too YOU to understand, and that literally makes me feel like I’m crawling with bugs and not want to be here. You are a repulsive retarded subhuman
>>157983863>Spends all night and day on /NFL/ crying about Californians >Gets mad when they're loyal to a team with no homeKek this faggot probably has never even been to California. I'll take skid row in LA over his meth den state
>>157983981One day you'll graduate high school and realize giving a shit about celebrities is the last activity you should be doing. Unless you're a stay at home soccer mom I guess
I really really like bussy
kek they're extra seethy because the poodres won yesterdaywhich confirms LApacos are enemies with pacos from all other cities and states, meaning nevadapacos cucked them and they're seething about itoh wait, you can google for the images yourself
>>157983989Raider Nation is from coast to coast. Not just a football team
I can tell you who was on my team's practice squad in 2007 but I don't know who the fuck a female celebrity is unless shes hot or done porn ya digg
this has to be the gayest thread on the website
>>157983863Rams got refballed. It’s an asterisk game.
if you build it we won't come they said>build it and move>aieeee i-it's just a suburb, i-it's ok mangs
>>157984023do us all a favor and just stop already. I'm getting second hand cringe
>>157984046Haven't checked /mlb/ tonight have you?
>>157983836Discussion Topic: Is Drake Maye the biggest fraud in NFL history or does he just suck penis?
wtf i thought tomlin was trying to be a fellow kids but his world is actually autistic paradise
>>157984076It’s funny listening to his serious coach voice as he gives the tour
>>157984074He can't believe his coach is an adulter. He loves his wife. He can't imagine someone he respected and loved would cheat on their wife.
I am contemplating including South Dakota in Chiefs Kingdom.
How can Madison beer help Justin play better?
>>157984023Can someone translate this incoherent tweaker rambling into literal English?
>>157984124Get pregnant so he can gain dad strength
>>157984124withhold sex if he doesnt win
>>157984124Tell him Daquan won't come over if he doesn't win a game
>>157984124Cheat on him
Jalen Squirts is the biggest one season wonder since Nick Foles
>>157984074last year he was just as shit against good teams, he'll stomp the jets, chargers and dolphins and be ""back""
>>157984154Stop posting this photo of your boyfriend
Daily reminder than Josh Allen’s girl got BLACKED on screen
>>157984172We should be so lucky
>>157984172That's just how we do things in BUFFALO!
>>157983902Explain to me why that blonde girl winning a gold medal in figure skating matters to me in any way. How did her winning affect my life? Did it put food on my table? Did it feed my kid? Did it change my life in any meaningful way? No. Therefore I don't give a fuck. Fuck her and fuck you. She doesn't matter and neither do you. Focus less on celebrities and more on improving your own life. They dont know you exist.
>>157984191Holy trvke
reminder that herbert's fiance admitted to cucking him on a podcast
>>157984172It was only acting, anon
>>157983934I have no idea who she is and I was born and raised here.
>>157984204Proof?
>>157984211Do you not come here during the olympics and post with all the other countries?
>>157984191You’ve been told this multiple times, but are retarded and can’t read: It has nothing to do with choosing to care. Not knowing very famous people who are icons of milestone cultural moments is simply being a troglodyte.It does not matter that you don’t see the “benefit” in knowing about her. It does not matter how you cope about not knowing anything but whether your nuts itch. You are still a troglodyte.
>>157983957This And you'll be much happier. These celebrities dont matter. Your family matters. Your job matters. Your home matters. Your kids matter. Your local politics matter. Some ice skater who will never know you even exist does not matter.
What do you think Justin Herbert is doing right now?
Ok the retard is going to his samefag routine for the rest of the thread, I’m out
>the pinnacle of international sport doesnt matter, says man in domestic football thread during middle of week on mongolian basket weaving soundboardlmao
>Former cheerleader director for the Patriots and journalist Lisa Guerrero says Jonathan Kraft asked her to “remove the black music” from her gameday playlist in '94. She was fired when she refused. Says Robert Kraft called her a terrorist for suing them for wrongful termination.This is DISGUSTING!
>>157984172Didn't Josh also cry tears of joy when he saw it?
>>157984124Shes so pretty guys
>>157983981It isnt just her. I dont know any ice skater because ice skating is gay. I can name athletes in many other sports. But not ice skating. I can name movie stars, celebrities, whatever. But not ice skaters. Because no body cares about ice skating. Youre acting like she just lead her team to the ahoerbowl. I guarantee you more people will know the name joe Montana and not hers and he hasn't played in like 40 years. Thats a cultural icon. Shes a flash in the pan
nobody gives a fuck about some fotm skater in a football thread. Fuck off unless she starts fucking TLaw or something
You're angry America won Gold. We know why that is.
>>157984279Please shut the fuck up retard
>>157984272What race is this?
>>157984302Jewish
>>157984272She's cuter with glasses
>>157984204That was before they ever met anon
>>157984044This anon gets it It isnt misogynistic to recognize that mens sports are vastly more entertaining than women's sports. The level of play is higher. The athletes are bigger and faster and stronger and more skilled. Its kind of like watching an nfl game vs watching a highschool football game. I mean yeah sure they're trying their best out there but its still low quality.
Was watching baseball what did i miss?
>>157983941I don't think the age limit is actually 37. One team had a 60 year old guy on it.
>>157984272BOGGED
>>157984256You're right, chud. Black music is disgusting and so are fired bitches.
>>157984074Blo Dix is giving him a run for his money
>>157984167He might lose against the Jets, they've looked better than the Pats have
>>157984272she has that kardashian bog look that i find scary
>>157984272This succubus eliminated an entire team by week 2
>>157983836Somebody should tell him about Cities Skylines
>>157984279You still can’t read. What did I say for the fiftieth time? IT’S NOT ABOUT CHOOSING TO CARE. There is a degree to which someone who isn’t a shut-in retard troglodyte like yourself takes in information passively, because they aren’t an illiterate austistic basement crustacean spending all day samefagging on /nfl/. Alysa Liu won gold for America in the premier Winter Sport at the Olympics, it does not matter what the sport means to you. She was, and is, everywhere. She is an American hero and icon. Everyone knows who she is, including the chad dads you’re larping as who didn’t even watch her skate. You need to stop coping the entire thread now. This is /nfl/, not your personal blog
>>157984272LA girls all look the same, adjusted for hairstyle. They all have the same work done on their face
>>157983902Off topic and attacks other users plus bitchy beyond belief, 0/10 kys
this guy gonna melt down about the most famous female athlete in the last 20 years winning gold for america all night?shame his home country can't win any, kek
>>157984074Wince was pretty bad. Stroud and watson also come to mind, but I think the disparity of drakes high and the sinking to his current lows is probably the most drastic ive ever personally seen.
>>157984381How long do you think your retard tantrum will last this time? Can you give us an estimate so we know when to come back?
>>157984172What are you talking about?
>>157984399>off topic naked projection0/10 kys
all I want is for my nineyz to stay healthy for once. tired of bailing out opps with nerfed representation. it's so fucking gay.
>>157984386Clark has not been mentioned once in this thread
>>157984233Holy fucking shit she won a gold medal in an event no one cares about relax it isnt like shes Jesse Owen's cucking the nazis. Why are you acting like shes a cultural icon? No one will know her name in 5 years. She'll have her 15 minutes of fame then the world will move on.
>>157984272>27>already obviously bogged
>>157984420clark didn't defeat enemy nation states in the olympics like liu didremember the entire world was cheering against us and we raped them all
>>157984255The Olympics matter. Figure skating doesn't.
>>157984421You aren’t going to get it, now shut the fuck up and actually stop caring like you pretend to. We gave you the last word thirty minutes ago and it still wasn’t enough, move on
>>157984272Pretty plastic, but beautiful.
>>157984272I kinda know my succubusses, I know my wholesome'sThat one might be succubussin', can't say 4 sure but she has the look
>>157984450Figure skating is tied for the most important event at the winter olympics alongside hockeywe won them both, thus winning the olympics and btfo'ing foreigners
>>157984295But im right. Joe Montana is an icon. This random girl is not
>>157984444oh you're just delusional. Carry on
>>157984272Is it bad that I had no idea who she was before she dated Justin?
it's like 9 months later and they're STILL seething kekall the Prestige Events went to Americahis country probably didn't even win a medal kek maybe you didn't even send people to it
>>157984497I don’t actually know why she’s famous otherwise I assume she’s a singer
>>157984367Shes not an icon. Michael Phelps is an Olympic icon. If we asked people which name they recognized i guarantee you more will recognize michael Phelps.
>>157984272She looks like she talked her parents into letting her get bogged at 14.
>>157984272I wonder how good of a fuck she is
>>157984272Really unfortunate what she's done to her face. She and so many other girls look so much prettier with their natural looks. I can't get behind this trend of girls bogging themselves in their 20s.
>>157984386Id argue Brittney grimmer was more famous.
>>157984518You can post like this all night, you’ll still be an embarrassing troglodyte when you’re done. And deep down you know that, which is why you can’t stop posting
>>157984542>I’m out>doesn’t leavePathetic beyond belief every time. This behavior alone tells me you aren’t even a chiefs fan, just a dynasty bandwagoner.
>>157984541Nobody knows who that is but cool contrarianism
>>157984472Hockey is really the only Olympic sport worth watching. Fuck Canada.
>>157984569I’m not the person who said that stupid ass troglodyte subhuman Detoilet, once again you think all your enemies are one person because you’re projecting that everyone is a no-life samefag like you. No, you are uniquely pathetic and disgusting, only you do that, and people organically are on my side, because it’s n out even a real argument or difference of opinion. Not knowing who Alysa Liu is, is just more typical objectively subhuman basement crustacean behavior by you.
[810 WHB] With a win on Sunday, Andy Reid would become the winningest coach at Allegiant Stadium. He added, >"I didn't know that and... I don't really care."
>>157984518lmao there are millions of women across the country who dyed their hair to look like heri saw one today
>>157984625We already won the first super bowl in Allegiant which is the better own
Reminder that the Chiefs won the Super Bowl in the Raidturd's stadium and had John Elway deliver them the Lombardi.
>>157984677Nobody outside your tweaker trailer park states gives a rats ass about your rigged super bowl. I respect the 2017 Astros World Series more than anything KC Queefs have ever "won"
>>157984698i dont know if another franchise besides maybe the buccs&the 2 rams fans celebrating winning at home in the superbowl has a greater celebratory moment
>>157984698No matter what you think about Chiefies, this was an all-time divisional cucking that will never be matched
>>157984698What did you do in those 34 minutes while you were gone?
Can you idiots stop talking about this damn firgure skating nonsense? Stay on topic please. We talking about Minecraft
>>157984698>bandwagoners getting raped by other bandwagonerskek the irony
>>157984698*Colts legend John Elway
>>157984414thats part of the game. if your team is constantly unable to keep their players healthy, they are a trash org. Get a clue
>>157984727IDK anon, it ain't the diss you think it is. You live in a place so shitty they won't even play a super bowl there
>>157984727>Detoilet thinks only Chiefs fans would defend Alysa Liu for some reasonYou are such a mindbroken tard
brock does this every year so what changed that the media suddenly wants the brock cock?
>>157984698humiliation ritual
Olive Garden is good. No idea why you all think you're too good for it.
>>157984766I can make better food in my own microwave
kek queefies seething about the wions bogeyman again
NEW MINA POST
>>157984414*ZAP*
>PLEASE I SWEAR OUR SUPER BOWL WAS LEGITIMATE AND WE AREN'T REF BABIES. PLEASE /NFL/ YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME
>>157984734You can’t call Chiefs fans bandwagoners, we were the most passionate fanbase in the NFL long before the dynasty and (officially) broke the record for loudest stadium in 2014, though Arrowhead was always known as the loudest. We’re one of the most deserving franchises of a dynasty. A longsuffering passionate fanbase that finally started winning lombardis. Put some respect on our name.
>>157984788woman on the right looks like a ghoul
>>157984622To be fair I know her face not her name. When i saw the name I had to Google it and went oh yeah her
>>157984793Queefies desperately want respect and all they get is webms of patty slurping up a pile of shit lol
>>157984795Chiefs fans are 100% bandwagoners. I can watch games from pre Mahomes and see half empty stadiums. Don't give me this bullshit. I guarantee my nuts 80% of the stadium can't name the QB and coach before Andy Reid. Chiefs and Dodgers fans are the same person basically
>>157984829Oh shut up
>>157984766I live in New Jersey within minutes of NYC. My standards for Italian food are very high.
I built a park in Jurassic world 3 and now I don’t feel as autistic. Thank you Mike Tomlin.
>>157984829>I can watch games from pre Mahomes and see half empty stadiumsWow so we haf the loudest stadium in the world with half empty stadiums according to you?
>>157984829I admit i like the chiefs only because theyre good and im not ashamed. Why would I want to route for a shitty team? Who has fun watching the Titans?
>>157984845>tweaker mad he got compared to the people he sits on the internet all day and night mocking to feel better about living in his double wide
>>157984869WE DID IT REDDIT!
>>157984846Hi, neighbor
oh no not the world recordino! surely they must be winning many football games fairly with such a huge (((competitive advantage)))
Why are Raider fans so fucking based?
>>157984766I'm black BTW
>Win Owl>Entire world thinks refs won it>Spend the rest of your life trying to legitimize the illegitimateIn a way he lost as now he's a prisoner in this dilemma. It's some Twilight Zone shit
>>157984788Mogged by her friends
>>157984943We simply do as we please.
>>157984788they look like creatures wearing the skin they stole from a human
>>157984943>shoots sideways
Kirk Cousins has seven consecutive victories (7-0) as a starter, the league’s longest active streak
>Raidstinkies think they’ll beat my Chiefs THIS TIME because they acquired!! …. *checks notes* the corpse of Kirk CousinsGrim
>>157985002This shit has to eat away at rg3 when he’s up at night.
Had 5 beers tonightGo Ravens
Queefs fan trying this hard to defend his team means they are scared and know deep down they lose this game, the superiority complex ends
>>157985013Is this from 2033?
The last time the Raiders won the AFCW was 2002 btw
Ladies, ladies, calm down
>>157983836What are we looking at here ?
>>157985048If the Queefs or Donkeys had any kind of dry spell their entire fanbase would jump ship after the 2nd or 3rd year
Well the chiefs and their fanbase are a bunch of faggots so there’s that.
>>157985056Mike Tomlin something about building Minecraft for 12 years and he revealed it tonight
>Well the chiefs and their fanbase are a bunch of faggots so there’s that.
Super Bowl Champs
In other news, the red sox got annihilated by the yankees
I want to explore Mike Tomlin's minecraft city
>>157984698lol why was he delivering the title
>>157985056Mike Tomlins town he built on Minecraft https://youtu.be/_h_pQ1-5iQg
I hope the Raiders play KC in the playoffs and eliminate them. That would be pure kino cinema
>>157985097Holy shit, I had no idea Mike Tomlin was this based
>>157985066My nigger, my broncos were in hell for a full decade.
>>157985073Nobody says that
>>157985074>something about building Minecraft for 12 yearsShouldn't have been busy building a championship team for the last 12 years instead. What took so long to fire his incel vidya loser washed ass
>>157985123I say it
>>157985023and by beers I mean cocks !
>>157985116And.... You disappeared. Raiders and Chargers fans are at least loyal
>>157985164Calm down, Raiderbro. Wait til sunday
>>157985116>were
>>157985082>win bowl with Kirko>immediately trade him>win bowl with Mendoza 2 years laterWould be insanely kino, I can't lieJust let my team win in between please
>>157985164Alright just make shit up then>>157985176Congrats on your super bowl
Bronkeks asterisk season meme run is over and they’re VERY sweaty in this general as of lateNot only their own godawful start, but seeing how shit the Pats really were all along is beginning to make them see…
>>157984943Too bad he didn't eat that instead
>>157983836>we get a coach primate Minecraft world drop before gta 6
>>157984698>they won this owl over my niners>just had to watch the seahawks win in the niners houseAbsolute fucking suffering. The niners are the jobbers to the stars. They get to go to the big games, then I have to watch them throw them away.
queefies projecting kekthe LAS VEGAS RAIDERS will be raping and gaping em
>>157985302We will see you again this year and I’m wondering how Shanahan / the Niners organization reacts if Chiefs get a third ring off himLike he’s the best coach in the league so surely you can’t fire at him, but at the same time… 3 in a row to a team that’s not going to stop making owl appearances… And Siriani got it done.I’m not saying I’d fire him, just that it will be interesting to see both how he handles it, like if he goes insane, and how the FO moves forward
>HC Tomlin >DC Flores >OC Bienemy >QB Lamar >Running Backs Bijan, Gibbs >TE Fannin, Saddiq >WR Jamar, Ceedee, Jeremiah Smith The catch is that you also have to use an all black O-Line and Special Teams. No mutts allowed (NMA). Does this team go 17-0??
>>157985346Easily
The eagles stink
Who is Penis playing this week ?
>>157985328Shanahan is the reason why the niners are so good and simultaneously he's the #1 reason why they can't win the big one. He absolutely CRUMBLES when it's time to gameplan late. His clock management is so fucking horrendous when it matters most. Part of me wishes we could bring back Mike Shanahan solely to stand on the sideline and go>Just run the damn ballPatrick Mahomes has planted himself as one of the greatest QBs of all time off Shanahan's bad playcalling. If Shanahan knew how to playcall down the stretch, we'd be sitting here calling Mahomes the worst bowl choker of all time. But ifs and buts, and all that so it don't matter.
More proof Allen and Mahomes are the best QBs in the NFL
>>157985399>D.K. Metcalf What triggered the falloff?
>>157985383Yeah it would just be a very difficult place for the FO, moreso than people might think. If he loses a third do you really wait for the team to make and potentially lose a FOURTH? Do you take the chance that another coach could make the owl with that team as well but maybe also win? I can’t think of a situation like that for another team besides the Bills in the nineties but at least that wasn’t all to the same team
The Carolina Panthers somehow have>the longest TD pass in the Owl>the most tackles by an individual player in the Owl>the most sacks by an individual player in the Owl
>>157984622I’m not “Detoilet” and more than one person was responding to you.
BREAKING: Giants to sign veteran WR Tyreek Hill.
>>157985559Why?
>>157985569m exact thought...why when you dont have a qb. he should had come to chicago
>>157985383>Patrick Mahomes has planted himself as one of the greatest QBs of all time off Shanahan's bad playcalling. If Shanahan knew how to playcall down the stretch, we'd be sitting here calling Mahomes the worst bowl choker of all time.Hopefully we can stop winning super bowls by coming back and outright beat a team sometime. Not one super bowl has been enjoyable for me I would love to win at least one owl like the Seahawks do
fake news he is not a gaint
>>157985559Why you gotta lie, bro.
>>157985383>just run the damn ballHe tried with McCaffrey in that last super bowl bit the Chiefs held him at the goal line
>>157985616Yeah Spags has to be the toughest DC to run against. He shut down Henry in the AFCCG, CMC, Barkley despite the Eagles blowout. It’s one of his specialties
Mike Tomlin if he never discovered Minecraft.
>>157985651>with RapistburgerLmao
>>157985559Lol
>>157985666You know big rape won two of those right
>>157985632Bijan too
>>157985651Many such cases. Sad!
>>157985651>*misses the HOF*
>>157985686Both rigged
>>157985691Yeah I was just talking playoffs, that’s when he really levels up
Mike Tomlin sounds like a Muppet.
17 hours until Godgers takes on the Dawg Pound
Who the FUCK made Steelers-Browns a prime time game?
>>157985771Nobody is watching for Washdgers, we wanna see if Watson is back for real or not
>>157985774Thursday games always suck where you been the last 5 years? This one is interesting though. Winner is gonna be 3-1
>>157985771>Godgers takes on the Dawg Pound
>>157985774Lions Panthers on SNF next lol
>>157985774Can you think of a better game? It's not like we can trot the 80s 49ers out there vs the 90s Cowboys
>>157985774Every team gets at least 1 prime time game. Probably 2 now that there are games in thirdie shitholes.
>>157985774Listening to Al Michaels come up with subtle ways to call a game shit for 2 hours is amusing.
>>157985774I did
>>157985559He's talking about the Frozen Tundra
my iggles are ass
>>157985822When is that old retard gonna retire?
>>157985842Fraid so
>>157985842They'll be fine. BJ just has your guys number
>>157985842>Siriani doesn’t have a superteam hand-selected by God>loses to Case Keenum Shocking
>>157985774Don’t let the record fool you Browns have been playing pretty well
>>157983891Mac Jones Jr.
Andrew Marchand of The Athletic reports that Amazon Prime Video and Herbstreit have agreed to an extension that would keep him in the Thursday Night Football booth beyond the 2026 season. But there’s a catch.A big one.Per Marchand, Amazon has retained the ability to cut the cord with Herbstreit in the event that it can land someone else.Basically, Herbstreit has become Amazon’s bird in the hand. He’s the leverage for the contract talks with whomever Amazon will target for the seat.Amazon wanted Rams coach Sean McVay in early 2022. McVay, whose team had just won the Super Bowl, opted not to walk off into the sunset with a brand-new Lombardi Trophy for a $20 million per year TV gig. After a disappointing 2022 season, McVay’s position changed — but it was too late. The seat was filled by Herbstreit.This new deal apparently allows Amazon to take a year-to-year approach with Herbstreit. Prime Video can pursue McVay or Travis Kelce or Troy Aikman or Greg Olsen or anyone else whose attention isn’t divided between pro and college football.
The Cleveland Dude Wipes are winning tomorrow. Mhm, 'fraid so
>>157985807The Five Teams With Zero NFL Prime-Time Games In 2026, Raiders, Jets, Dolphins, Cardinals, Titans
>>157985886Trav will do great. He’s a football genius a la early Romo and a good personality
>>157985878Have you seen the latest sloppahttps://x.com/thegoodlife_32/status/2104895906248343553
>>157985886Please Greg and not Gorilla Kelce
Browns defense hasn’t allowed a 300-yard passing game for 48 straight games, the longest active streak in the NFLruiterwrongInstagram
>>157984172Josh Allen's kid is white like Patrick Mahomes kids mysteriously are also very white.
>>157985886McVay taking that TV deal and stepping away from football before he’s even 38 would have been the most undignified bitch shit in the history of coaching
LIVE POLICE CHASE GET IN HERE>>157985945>>157985945>>157985945
>all in
>>157985878Mac rehabilitated his image in SF, he went from being known as a soft bitch to a trooper who was willing to die on the field for a win, maybe Maye can follow the same path
Bros I literally hate everyone and wish you would all die so I can have some peace and quiet.
>>157986006How does Dallas even have cap left?
>>157986019Respect
>>157985988Theres nobody even chasing him, hes just driving through traffic
>>157986019Except for me though right
Steelers haven't won @Cleveland since 2021
>>157986006Will this fix Dak being unable to score with 3 tries at the goal line to ice the game?
>>157984074What if the Jaguars are just a rape train at home?
>>157986006>refuse the pay the only shutdown corner you've drafted since bush was in office>he was the son of one of the key members of the 2000s defense that won you two ringsfuck these retards in the front office
>>157986006Isn't he mid as fuck though
A Hall of Fame career beginsJalon Daniels first NFL startAll of Kansas will be tuned in
NFC fans in general are fucking annoying
>>157986117So trueEven the most uppity AFC fans aren't as obnoxious as the fans of any team in the NFC North
>>157984124She can probably read defenses better than him
>>157986011I love this mf like you wouldn't believe
>>157986135Is this guy alive still?
>>157985988These are never interesting because they just back off and give up every time in Cuckifornia Order was just given
>>157986117Are the chicks in pro wrestling hotter now than they were in the 90s/00s?
>>157985912Raiders'll play their way into a primetime game at this rate. The other four can stay off national TV.
I will have my cheat meal on Thursday Night FootballTNF looks to be a great match up. Rodger’s last game on Thursday
>>157986152True of course the ones that are good are the ones that I don't bother making a thread on
>>157984788Holy hags.
>>157986240>Raiders'll play their way into a primetime game at this rate.No they aren’t, they’ve already peaked. If it was going to happen it would have been against the Chiefs this Sunday
>>157986281what will you make?
>>157986281>cheat mealNeat. What are you having?
>>157986342You can't flex games until week 5, retard.
>>157986352>>157986353I’m a bad cook I’ll make potato wedges with Dino nuggets in my air fryer
>>157986362Well that seems arbitrary
>>157986367Dont do that. You need some china food.
>>157985559his ass is washed
>>157986090he has one really good season which was last year
>>157986006My Steelers lost again ):
Need drake maye wife to step on my balls
go jaguars
man i hope gayleb is a sox fan not a cubs fan...
>>157986500He's literally dating PCA
>>157986117this but especially the north
How are you guys doing on picks so far? I'm 27-21 which according to ESPN's thing is upper 72nd percentile
good morning frens! :D
>>157986540faggot
>>157986547good morning to you too!
>>157986540What does a thursday look like for you in Finland?
>>157986540It's 12:46 AM here on the east coast, but good morning finbro.
>>157986562it's the first chilly morning (+9 celcius) and gray but it's going to be closer to 20 in the day so a nice warm autumn day incoming! as for wageing i have a stupid day because i have to go on-site but it's nice to see some co-workers! :D i also somehow brew especially good coffee (i dont measure)
>>157984741>>157984790both u can chug my butt
>>157986540henlo fren
>>157986575east coast best coast or so i've heard! :D
>>157985066Would the get relocated as well?BOOM gotcha. Not even a qweef or bunco. You hold that though. Sweet franchise brah heh' heh'
>>157986540hey dude. it's night time here. I'm tuckered out n I'm going to bed. gn spee
The Schedule "Maye" Drake
>JPJ traded for a 2028 2ndKhan is a Cowboys fan for sure
>>157986540Good morning Finn bro
>>157986608hello fren>>157986687gn my dude i hope your pillow is chilly
>Beloved Chicago sports team once again eliminated by California in the playoffskek... KEK!
I wonder how often Scott Norwood thinks about wide right, I wonder if he wakes up in a cold sweat from having a nightmare about it.
I would genuinely sacrifice an arm to have sex with Madison Beer.
>>157985431It's one of those things that sounds like a no-brainer, and at the same time isn't.>this guy got us to 3 superbowls>he also lost us 3 bowls, but we wouldn't have gotten there without him>or maybe we would have won one without him, Doug Pederson did it, and he got canned not too long afterI think people not buying either Garoppolo or Purdy quite yet is what's selling people on Shanahan. You got a guy that was winning 70% of his games with Jimmy G at QB. Regardless of what you think about Purdy, most people would argue that Garoppolo was at the absolute best a middling QB. They got further than some of the elite QBs of the league in Garoppolo's first full, uninjured year with Shanahan.
>>157986768Well...WHO THE FUCK WAS HE THROWING TO ?has he gave an explanation why he needed to shower with the guys Monday night despite not playing yet ?
>>157986832well of course if she would call me and say something like "hello finnfren, i saw your profile and wanted to say hello justin isn't as cool and i like the vikies and we should hook up" i would say sure why not but besides that i think she looks like a generic instainfluencer...
>>157986006I suppose giving up a 2nd round and conditional 6th round pick ain't bad, if he's all he's supposed to be. He's got only 3 interceptions in 3 seasons but he got 31 passes defended.Lions probably should have gone for it.
>log on to /sp/ after a long day>My Raidies are making certain people seethe
you're not a rams fan though, you're a humiliated rams/charger fan looking for a lifeboat team
>>157986990Kek that's some classic Raiders behavior right there
>>157986990SIKE!
>>157986990Are those lawns spic and span no pun intended?
Goooood morning lads
spent more time watching tomlin's minecraft video than football last weekend desu
>>157987043Guten morgen, kraut
>>157987048Guess every coach needs a way to wind down. For Sean Payton it's smoking weed, for Tomlin it's fucking Minecraft
>>157987054Ohayou Fren
>>157986353what am I looking at here
>>157987063Double quarter pounder with cheese? Idk
>>157987054All good?>>157987060Oh based. GuMo digga
>the other German is probably a gym enthusiast as wellWhatcha training today? Whats your fav exercise? And wasdrückstduso?
>>157987056McVay does coke
>>157987088Based
>>157987087Brudi I just do cardio but it’s raining, so I have to wait a bitI’m on a weight loss arc rn
>>157987087>>157987113Hallo was ist los :D
>>157987072why is she fingering it like it's her vag tho ?that's what I don't understand
>>157985774I still think about this TNF kino all the time.
>>157987126Hello Finlan broYou guys have a tiny population but you have huge cultural impact on the internet
>>157987132To activate your neurons
>>157987133Love me a snow game.
>>157987132burger erotic
>>157986989Dallas might sign him to a long-term deal then. A 2nd round pick is pretty expensive for a 1-year rental
Should this be oil painted and hung in the Smithsonian for cultural relevance?
Here from the future. Chiefies beat the Raiderpacos 34-13!!!
>>157987171"The Merciful White Man"
Only two ethical teams in the league
>>157987188If you think that’s a bad thing to do you don’t know ball and would be the sort of Adam Gase ass coach to consistently go 3 and out.On 2nd and 10 you’re just trying to make it a third and manageable. A reliable run game can do that, then you pass on 3rd and 6 or whatever.If you just go oh no we didn’t convert on 1st down time to pass again!!! you could easily get 3rd and 10 and now you’re likely going 3 and out or putting too much pressure on your QB who throws an interceptionLearn ball.
>>157985207The Broncos did a decent job of putting away the team that exposed the Pats so I’m not sure they’re quite on the same level. They’re good, just maybe not Super Bowl good because their offense often sucks
>>157987171tlaw is like the only qb that regularly gets illegal forward pass penalties ontop of all the goofy shitits like he doesnt use his brain at all in games and its all just some "by any means" primal instinct
Maybe Jaemis' goofball wisdom can change JJ's cocky ways
For me it's running on first down
>>157987221Their defense really isn't as good as it was last season and the offense is having trouble clicking. But hey, they still beat two really good teams so something's working
>>157987230For me it's setting up a formation that's beyond easy to read
For me it's getting all the way inside the 5 yard line with a carefully executed drive and then turning it over on a bad interception
time to get blackout drunk
>>157987239They lost to the Rams
I like throwing screens or checking down every play
>>157987262Best coast here, its 11 still so I '>>157987273Your post made me so mad I dropped the joke I was gonna make, fuck you and whatever shit team you follow
>>157987273go through bed sean Peyton
Oh it's 4chans birthday today. Good morning/evening and happy birthday /nfl/.
For me, it's the reffies marching me down the field
RIP Tampa Gay
>>157987265Sucks to get refballed, huh? Enjoying a taste of your own medicine?
>>157987273based patullo
It's Leon Lett! Noooo!
>>157985616also McCaffery fumbling on that first drive that looked like it was going to be a scoring one sucked too.
>>157987353This is why Alaska needs a team.
>>157987113>cardioValid and important. Ya running? I almost died riding my bike up a mountain, gotta get that hard stronk.>>157987126Evro hours :-DD iksdä
>>157987361
>>157987273Screens with no blockers, of course
>>157987229They're both Christian's right? Yes, maybe Jameis can teach him to humble himself before the Lord.
>>157987273Bubble screens
>>157987399God they're so old now. I'm so old now. You're so old now /nfl/. It's ogre.
>>157987029>>157987039>>157987042Should’ve kept his mouth shut and that would’ve been an all time football bant
>>157987388Jaemis could be the older brother JJ never had
>>157987399Kek
>>157987135>>157987375scheissvogel :D>>157987154snowgames are top tier kino and i dont care what other people say
>>157987406Calling the other guy a lollipop though. He's definitely having a giggle about the whole thing
>>157987412>snowgames are top tier kino and i dont care what other people sayI don't think anyone has ever complained about snowb owls except dolplel fans and no one cares about them.
>>157987406Looked more like the older guy trying to prevent the kids from taking the ball from the visiting team than trying to get the ball
>>157987382Is that you Matt Nagy?
Screens should be illegal on third and longpassing on the 2nd/3rd/4th down GL should be illegal
>>157987414Pretty sure it’s slang considering he’s from Long Beach and doesn’t use the letter K
>>157987437>doesn't use the letter k>name is jackMakes sense.
>>157987445It’s the @jacc username. Probably a crip. Welcome to the usa
>>157987419i think it's an excuse for teams based in warmer places that muh cold
>>157987451I always thought Jack was a wytpeepo name.
>>157987462>we gotta go back kate
Mike Tomlin looks like he's actually in pain when he's "smiling"
>>157987470He just like me fr
>>157987470hes an honorary white man
>steelers browns for tnfIt's going to be a slurper isn't it?
>>157987470His voice seems like it's giving out too
>>157987485browns can win which would make a very tasty steelers meltie so the meme value is there. there's also a very big chance of disasterkino
Ive subscribed to the conspiracy theory that andrew jonocko and eric decosta made a back door deal to nix the crosby trade to manipulate the lb/dl market in both of their favor
>>157987485Decoom has been playing surprisingly decent and Rodgers looks dialed in, might unironically be one of the best games of the week
>>157987512>staying up to 5:30 for a 10-7 game with 5 turnovers and neither qb with a completion percentage over 60I'm not sure I can do it.
>>157987520Raider women in particular abide by this rule, with Chiefs chads
>>157987188The Bears and Ravens being on opposite ends is actually quite funny considering who the Ravens hired as their OC and who they have running the ball. Weird.
>>157987530So they don't actually get the girl and are left with an older, busted woman? epic burn, Methro Dull
>>157987530
I never liked Stephen A but I can get behind laughing at the lolboys whenever I can
>iPhone filename
>>157987556whew im cool after all
>>157987556>lives in and plays for Sin City Alright.
>>157987549>Methro Dull
>>157986069JPJ is asking for top 3 money when he's barely top 10
>>157987587>>157987549Please don't disprect Ian by associating him with Kansass Shitty. We love him dearly over here and he doesn't deserve the slander.
>>157986069gib 2 loins pls
>>157987529i haven't decided yet what i'll do but if i want to watch MNF/TNF game, i just go to nap between 9 or 10 pm and wake up when the game starts or at approx at half time and then continue with ny morning :D
>>157987629He was traded to dallas
>>157987636Damn it. Fuck this gay earth.
>>157987644He's mid btw.
>>157987634Problem is I can't watch football without drinking and I have to at least pretend to work on Fridays.
>>157987654How do I-Talians pick their NFL team anyway?
>>157987654The American wayt. called out last Monday with a hangover
>>157987651Yes but everyone the loins have should be playing in the xfl. Simply not being in prison and having knees would make him a huge upgrade.
>>157987659I've worked for a US company headquartered in Detroit for 15 years. Most others just choose the gnats or jest because NY/NJ guido connections. I like the gnats too but only because Jameis is funny. Most don't care at all.
>>157987661>Yes but everyone the loins have should be playing in the xflThey have the second most loaded roster in the league according to PFF, nice cope though. Your franchise is just incompetent
>>157987688Their roster is excellent but their secondary is a travesty. If Branch and Kerby weren't dead things would be okay but they are dead and it is grim.
>>157987672wait giancarlo fren, you're a loins fan? oh no...
>>157987695Sì
I honestly have no idea what division the raiders are in, they've been terrible for so fucking long. I guess it's gonna be a south or western one because they're in Vegas
my hemorrhoid is flaring the FUCK up right now good god it hurts. GO PACK GO
>>157987702based retard
>>157987576God gives his strongest soldiers his toughest battles
>>157987716Why would I care about the dogshit rape dummy of the AFC?
Who will be the Chicago cubs of the NFL post season this year?
>>157987735My loins.
>>157987726mendoza went to a completely wrong place if he wants to maintain being uncorrupted
>>157987730Idk, you're the dumb ass who said it
>>157987753He can just spend his time out in the desert reading scripture like a monk. He will be fine.
Genuinely find it hilarious that a large portion of viking fans want to fire their coach because he didn't want to play jj and couldnt work a miracle with him
>>157987756It's tongue in cheek, I know they're AFC west but I haven't had to think about them existing in many yearsThey basically ceased to be a thing in the NFL
>>157984753Herbert and Allen shitting the bed too much. I was always a Purdy believer and it annoys me that (((they))) are finally understanding he is a good QB.
>>157987765Wait I forgot, they battled the browns and the jets and dolphins for draft pick every year. So I guess I did occasionally think about the raiders as a football team, as a punishment inflicted upon college players
>>157984793You have 7 SBs, Tom.
>>157987753Hell be alright
>>157987765Kinda gay to word it that way but alright
>>157987761as a vikiefag i am concerned at the amount of people who want to get rid KOC and promote Flores to HC despite Flores being an amazing DC. KOC is 46–27 (0-2 in playoffs though) and removing him would be a dumb decision. also it's weird how many people shat on jj and dreaded him playing but immediately when jj is let go, these people attack KOC. it's like people are dumb and overreactive for the sake of reacting...
>>157987753Vegas doesn't have it like that anymore its basically a fancy strip mall, he'll feel right at home
>>157987693he quoted PFF, he doesn't actually watch football. he's probably the faggot who was posting AI summaries the other day trying to argue the lions o-line was good last year>>157987761if he goes another year without winning a playoff game he might be gone, no? idk about kangz ownership
I have never taken PFF seriously.
>>157987835Maybe, the ownership seems pretty liable to meddle. I do think a playoff win this year is in the cards though in this nfc but the fans need to give kyler a break and stop taking our their frustrations about jj and darnold on him , everything isn't gonna look perfect immediately but if they can run the ball with him and the rbs and play defense I can see the vision for sure
>>157987860It was never great but they've gone to new lows this season
>My concern level is very high for this football team.Probably not the best thing to say to the media as a head coach.
>>157987877Pat's are frauds, shocker.
>>157987877Starting to think russini was the real reason behind the pats success
>>157987877Russini pussini gave him the smelly dickini UH OH STINKYYYYYYYYYY
>>157987904kiwi pls
>>157987877>fake gaye already pretending to have a phantom shoulder injury
>>157987877>>157987904do you think he ever showed her the playbook?
>>157987912Id show her my playbook if you catch my drift
>https://x.com/MLB/status/2105490870447603853Come home, Chorgers. Your fanbase awaits at SD, not SmelLA.
>>157987609Jethro Tull? Isn't that the band with a tranny pianist?
Did... did the Steelers start to go downhill after 2011 precisely because Tomlin became obsessed with Minecraft?
>>157988140Coach Tomcraft
Thank you for watching Nerd Center
This may be an unpopular opinion, but I have a low opinion of some players and coaches in the league.
>>157985774Browns win, I'm serious
>>157985864Don’t let the record fool you Browns have been playing pretty poorly
>>157983836wonder what mike vrabel was doing with his spare time while tomlin was painstakingly mining out the mountains and building his lake
>wake up>see stoolers got 2nd rounder for Porter>from the CowboysThe absolute state of dem boys...
>>157988140Primates can't multitask
The browns take the afc north today…
i want to have sex so bad broshow will the cowboys retain all these players theyre trading for
HOL UP
>>157987688>PFFretard
Not a fan, but I've been enjoying the undefeated KANGZ.
Brauns
i feel like steak when i get back home>>157988486absolutely based
>>157987761koc is a micromanaging faggot who wants to completely control and change quarterbacks mechanics and playstyles to fit his stupid system. His reputation as “quarterback whisperer” is entirely undeservedJJ is unironically better off in a simpler matt nagy system where he will be left alone
>>157988479Same. Finna have sex with the wife later
>starts playing Minecraft a decade ago>never wins another playoff game again>has more offseason time for Minecraftbased beyond belief
>>157988499Don't forget that his team always looks unprepared and uninspired in big games. Year 5 and 0 playoff wins, not changing anytime soon btw.
>Myles Garrett goes to LA>Browns start 2-1>Rams start 1-2Are we sure Myles wasn't the problem?
>>157988499He's also an incredibly overrated playcaller
>>157987753He's white, disciplined, and high IQ. Vegas can't ruin him.
>>157988601Mendoza was black/Mexican as soon as he became a Raider. Brock Bowers too.
Playcalling is incredibly overrated in general. Think about it logically. If NOBODY knows the play, the offense still has the edge because the QB decides the start of the play with his Cadence, which only he knows. If you dont have a plan you cannot be countered and just vibe off the 0.5s advantage you get as offense.
It's crazy how the entire Maye discourse really was just the schedule
>Rams coach Sean McVay said Wednesday that the NFL told the team that defensive pass interference should not have been called against cornerback Josh Wallace in Sunday night's loss to the Denver Broncos.
>>157985797Jags Bengals
Maye needs to stop crying during games, it's making my hatewatching difficult. I just pity him now
>>157988648And no one will be punished for this
>>157987877The Curse of Brady continues. Well at least the Pats have- let me check my notes- The JIDF headquarters at their stadium. That's nice of ZOG to do that for them. Robert Kraft can monitor my antisemitic thought crimes while he simultaneously commits sex crimes from some poor trafficked 3rd worlder.
>>157988678>hatewatchingThere's no point to hate watching someone following in the shoes of a GOAT because it's a bad place to be. You'll never make your fans as happy as the previous guy. Same thing happened to one of my local teams, had a GOAT coach and the new guy did an incredible job, Top tier coach, but not GOAT tier like the previous guy so he was unfairly shot on and under appreciated the whole time by his own fans
>>157984233>Not knowing very famous people who are icons of milestone cultural momentsThe expectation is for US athletes to win lots of medals at the Olympics. We expect to come in top 3 overall at worst. That’s not a cultural milestone. It’s the default.
Jffm is the chip chipperson of /nfl/
Breaking news: in response to the JPJ trade the Detroit Lions have signed A. Homless Guy CB, unfrafted from Missouri to shore up their secondary.
>>157988724oh new guy won it all. Still wasn't respected after the one year glow for that was over Would be like if Drake Maye won a SB. The last guy won six. Maye would have to win at least two to just to get the respect of his own fans
>>157987730that’s the jets. the raiders are slightly less shit
>>157988496Why is he looking at me so smugly?
I wish we never cut Amik Robertson, I doubted him for being 5'9" but jesus was I wrong
>>157988813Their ties to Madden automatically rank them above the Jets.
>>157988089No idea, but Aqualung is elitehttps://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=jethro+tull+locomotive+breath
>>157988750another Brad Holmes masterclassI don't know how DJ Reed as CB1 ends up remaining the defensive plan after last year>barely beat the jets awardbrycieboy, tmac, and coker are going to have career days against >us
>>157988839Some panturds fan yesterday was saying half their team is ded and Bryce is hurt so they should still be okay. Just might need to score 40.
>>157988861new
>>157988829What did expect from Brad "who the fuck needs CBs" Holmes?
>>157988866
>>157988866Oh I ain't talkin about the lions, buddy
>>157988874Well I am and I'M FUCKING ANGRY
>>157988876Here look at this
>>157988873No pressure, Herbie, just have to be the GOAT. I know you can do it.
>>157988822Kek
NFL was cooler when players weren't scared to beat their wives and children. They're no longer allowed to be MEN
The Bills haven’t won a Super Bowl since they refused to sell the team to YOUR President, Donald J Trump.
Donald Trump’s Bills would’ve picked Brady. The Brady-Trump Bills would’ve been even more dominant than the Bradytriots
>>157988962>>157988967Many have circulated these opinions.
>>157988962He was literally too poor to buy the team. It was before he met with Israelis, a different time.
>>157988967Would he have watched while Brady plows Melanie or would he prefer to give them space?
>>157988499Jj is better off left alone alright, that is the giants will be better off ignoring him completely
Imagine being a defender and getting started down by these glorious A10s. I'd shit myself.
>>157983836blessed
pardon the graphic but, lol
