cardinals
real game thread is here...>>157984504>>157984504>>157984504
Lets goo Padres
I'm a girl! A Cubs girl!
dodgers
CAM ON CUBS! SCORE SOME RUNS!
>>157984534
I'm a Padres girl, but I have to say that I have nothing but respect for the Cubs. Heck, I might even root for ya
I'm a Berds boy but hell, I respect ya cubbie bears
As a padres fan I hope the cubs embarrass us so that we may have fuel for next year!
>>157984566i would sniff
>>157984648Me too. Go cubs!
BONGIORNO
These have to be the 2 gayest fan bases in baseball. Just read the thread and you'll see why
/sp/ wants to see an all-Chicago World Series. Just lose Padres!
I'm a Padres fan, and the Cubs are still my pick for the World Series
Please do not bully Gausman.
ITFCB
>>157984692I'm a girl and girls can't be gay
>>157984723Do something crazy!
kwab
nice challenge pca
poop crap
>>157984692Your post is pretty fuckin gay so you might be right.
Pee Pee Gay kek
Yup blow that challenge early
well done pcgay
Pete Strike-Outstrong
>>157984738
God there’s so many beaners there.
>>157984785This is nuts!!! GO CUBBIES!!!!
>sox sweep>cubs could get sweptkek they're gonna get so much shit from southsiders
>>157984800Very icky!
>>157984800It makes sense why Chicago has beaners but why does San Diego?
Phillies/braves was the only good game today
>>157984723>>157984785Did not know she was a fan
>>157984837Nynny bear LOVES the cubbies!!?
>>157984826Tijuana is like 8 miles south
let's go gausman!
>yankees win>padres winkek horrible 2 days for doyerpacos
kek
I'm a man! A Gaus man!
>>157984800>>157984826If only there was some clue, like the name of the team being a Spanish word... hmmm.Are all people in Chicago this fucking retarded?
>gassed man
>>157984896Chicago is way better than whatever flyover shithole you are posting from, faggot. I bet you are a braves fan
>>157984884doyers are better than those two teams tho
Fernando TaPEEs kek
>>157984896>Spanish wordThey built a church there 500 years ago but then nothing happened until the us navy noticed San Diego
>>157984896Chicago owns your faggot ass! And I say that as a San Diegan!
The cubs fucking suck!
shut the fuck up doyerpacos
>>157984884I think they’re ok reveling in the astros and Red Sox getting their asses kicked
Tranny Machado Kek
here now after the yankees gaped the sox
>>157984926I'm a Padres fan, and I think the Cubs are the better team
>>157984937KEK
>>157984937;p;
LA lives in your minds rent free. Dodgers and Lakers are god’s gift to humanity and los angeles itself IS the greatest city in the united states, despite what troon obsessed boomers shout on Fox news 24/7
>>157984911I'm deep inside the Whale's Vagina with an ocean view. Cry more as we advance to the next round.
>POODRES BAU BAU!
>>157984826Why does Chicago have millions of beaners?
>>157984534Suck
>>157984975kek trans digaygo
>>157984926wtf!
SHUT THE FUCK UP LAME ASS DOYERPACOS
Please don’t fuck it up cubes.
why do flyover pacos always get raped and gaped by coastal pacos?
Nobody in the world more mad at California than some podunk hick faggot who can’t afford to visit anyway
>>157984944wait a minute... i'm starting to think you're really a cubs fan PRETENDING to be a fan of other teams to boost up your cubs!
>>157984997Don't mind us, we're on our way to a three-peat.
Why are the Red Sox so fucking bad at trades?
how many people in this thread identify as LGBTQ+ and/or are part of the /mlb/cord?
Why did the Cubs use two fucking ABS challenges in the FIRST inning.
>>157985017shut the fuck up
>>157985014No, I'm a Padres lifelong. You gotta believe me! You've got to!!!!
>>157985014I’m a Yankees fan and I agree with her
Just went and got canes on my motorcycle on some G shit
>>157985014I'm a Padres fan too, but go cubs
Padres
>superteam with twice as many losses as winskek
You should be allowed to go into challenge debt. Like maybe use ten tonight but you lose ten next season unless you buy them from a challenge broker
can someone explain to me why pitchers will put their gloves over their mouth when they talk to their catcher on the mound? is this some sort of autistic reflex?
There's Padres fans pretending to be Cubs fans here. Keep your guard up sisters
>>157985054What time is the San Diego chargers game btw?
>>157985071teams like The New York Yankees employ fans in the stands with binoculars that can read lips
>>157985071so jomboy doesnt make a video about them
>KWABbies
>>157985071So you don’t admire the wonderful dental work they purchased after getting rich
>>157985086When do the Vegas raiders play?
I live in Evanston, only a few blocks away from wrigley. Poodres fans live in las vegas or palm springs and LARP
no...NO!!!
>>157985081that's just disgusting. how low can padres fans get
>ty france vs gausmanhuh
The gapening begins. Open wide, Cubs “girls”
>>157984692No, that would be Yankees fans like picrel
>>157985117True kek
Play it safe!
>>157985059Interesting; I'm a girl tho
>>157985130As a Padres fan, I just start digging without calling 811
>>157985117Poodres fans live under blue tarps on the sidewalk
>>157985059>t.
every body calp yo handscmon now
>>157985017Doyers will never join the threepeat club
>>157985117All of Coachella Valley is Dodgers you dumb git
>>157985059Maybe the team that wins the World Series is granted a challenge privilege as an incentive to win. Perhaps the following season, the champions get 3 challenges per game and they can trade them.
Cubs your roster is constructed to either mash or die. Start mashing!
Padresbros, we're getting so lucky. We don't deserve this
ohnonononono
God hates the Cubs for their degenerate and sinful ways. He’s obviously a White Sox fan now.
>>157985160As a dads fan i hope our plane crashes desu
cubbies... im sorry man....
kek doyerpacos calling anyone else homeless
X GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU
ugh..
>>157985148Orale doyerhermano, that's where chalino got in a shootout!
As a Padres fan, I'm sick to my stomach with these dirty tactics we're resorting to
uh oh cubbies...
>>157985181you gotta give the cubbies a chance bro
The league can only tolerate so many fat people so only one Chicago team can advance
this is a ball game. the shart red sox didn't even bother to show up. they said durrrrrr we won in 2004, durrrrr we did cheers, then they lost big time!
Where's the best defense from the Cubs at?
>>157985186The Cubs would have a chance if we weren't cheating
As a padres fan I hope Jackson Merrill dies kek
safe
Cubs are not only bad at baseball, they’re stupid and bad at challenges.
You know I heard they offered Rizzo a commentator spot for this game but he said he somewhere better to be.
CUBS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
>second inning challenge
Maybe one of the cubs could self-immolate to earn a challenge back
I'm begging you God! Just give the Cubbies a chance!
the shart cubs are dunzo RIP!
Which chicago team does he support?
nico caca
Scuba kek
cheatdres cheating
As a Padres fan, the result of this game should be contested. We're blatantly cheating
>chimpcongoan challenges
ugh… wheeze… :(
lol cubsies
GAUSMAN NOOOOOOO
Cubs SUCKAstros SUCKRed Sux SUCKWildcard SUCKS
>>157985019Suxies know how to sell high on pitchers>Also rolling for total Cusb death
>>157985209just leadhead things kek
thanks for brett bateman by the way
Why is it legal to throw the ball outside of the zone?
thanks for bateman btw
As a dads fan we should be murdered one by one for making the cubs and red sox travel to Tampa
cubsgirl is having a little melty welty
>>157985126>oh, waitress! *snaps fingers* come here, my poppet, I've decided on what | shall dine upon today.>May I have the BEARDY MCBEARDMAN MEGA BEEFY QUADRUPLE BEEF BEER BACON N BOURBON BURGER WITH 3000 MONTH PINK HIMALAYAN SALT CAVE AGED CRUELTY FREE SLAVERY FREE NON GMO FARM TO TABLE CIGAR SMOKED GOUDA>Oh, and of COURSE! My apologies for not realizing that the hot sauce menu was a subset of the MAIN menu (albeit a separate pamphlet detailing the intricacies of each sauce, as well as pairing suggestions, would be a welcome addition (pass that along to your sauce monger)). I shall sample your in house BEELZEBUTT'S 7,000,000 SCOVILLE HEMORRHOID HOLOCAUST NUCLEAR ANAL LEAKAGE XXXXXX FECAL FURY SAUCE; and, my sweet, mayhaps a bottle of it to go? Though I am yet to taste it, I am sure that my buddies at the barcade - yes, a portmanteau of 'bar' and 'arcade, and YES, you can actually DRINK as you PLAY VIDEO GAMES, whatever will they think of next? - will be utterly TICKLED by the label your crew has concocted for that bottle!>taps glass* >and another round of your hoppiest IPA, please!
>>157985192Why didn't PCA use one of his outs above average on that single from confirmed BUM Xander Bogaerts?
>>157985236ability was on cooldown
Xander Bogarts is a fuckin Star Wars name
S2uba kek
>I'm a Cubs g-ACK!
>blowing your playoff challenges in the 2nd because your defense sucks
the chicano cubs can still win...
>>157985235kek
i thought the cubbies were supposed to be good bros
Let's go cub bees clap clap clapclapclap
>>157985235I look like this and order like this
>hit and runso fucking based smallballbros we are so fucking back.
>>157985235>>157985126literal mental illness>NO!!!! You can’t just have FUN!!!! LIFE HAS TO BE SERIOUS AND MISERABLE!!!
>>157985255forgot to mention I'm a Padres fan btw
PCA 4th due up........
>>157985235Me in the little pic in the top left and my order in the frame to the right and below
>>157985263forgot to mention I'm a Padres fan btw
Dont forget to take your PrEP anons
>Preseason World Series favorites, the Chicago Cubs
kek scuba
Our luck is going to run out soon Padresbros...
cubs can still win the world series
Nice challenge FAGGOT lol
Bush league poodres are cheating again
My name is Pedro Hernandez and I am a fan of the Padres
a dodgers vs poodres NLCS is what /mlb/ deserves
Clay Holmes is probably the Cubbies best starting pitcher and they didn't use him.
just tuned in, did the cusb seriously use up all their challenges already?
Attaboy carsie!! There ya go kid!
LETS GO CUBBIES
poovetta pure shit and piss about to shitpiss this game away
Please believe in the cubbies!
poovetta
>>157985322It would be very entertaining.
The Cubs have a chance!!!
>>157985343look in the mirror and take off the wig. stop deluding yourself
uh oh poodres
what the fuck are you swinging at dumbass
ugh ahhhahhhhhhhhhhhh grmph
Swanson is a shit 9th hitter
CUBS YOU CAN'T LET IT FUCKING END LIKE THIS JESUS CHRIST
>28 million per year>.694 obs
PCA STATUS?PCA STATUS?PCA STATUS?
This is a little closer than I had imagined
>swanshitone of the worst ABs I’ve ever seen
CMON CUBGERS
>SUCK MY FUCKING DICK BITCH
PCA HOMER!!
poop crap ass
pc-ACK!!!
>PCGay
a PCFAGGOTIAN popup kek
cubbies
>PCGAY >PCGAY
>PCGaynot my MVP, MVPs show up when it matters
>Poop cock-asshole
That was the cubbies only chance.
Lmao die cubbies DIE!!!
hes got as many hits as the irish have potatoes
>Bregshitkek... KEK!!!!!
pete shit loser
>first attempt to rally>immediately ends in the most anticlimactic way back to back with PCA and Bregman
scuba kek
ohtani is mvp
Give the Cubs another chance! PLEASE! JUST ONE MORE CHANCE
cubs now have one less chance than they did previously
A lot of Sox fans would bitch at me about this but I'm rooting for the Cubs. >I just want an all Chicago World Series
>>157985349It's my real hair
both these teams are ass
i'm afraid that was your only chance cubbies
cubbies still have a chance!!
cubbies = still a chance
already falling asleep. i hope to wake up to a cubes elimination
Cubs should have another few chances
I'm sorry Cubbies: no more
If we give the Cubs another chance, it's over for us
>>157985417
Ohtani wouldve hit a dinger off of those meatballs that PShitA popped out ngl
Can the Cubs come back?
Cubgers is over Padgers is back
>>157985456Ass is too big
>>157985071>SOMEONE RED CARD THIS MAN!
>>157985299rip mococoi'll take care of fuwawa
its the fucking 3rd lol
>>157985456As a Padres fan, I prefer guys
CUBBIES AGAINST THE WORLD!
Why is Manfred making me stay up until midnight on a weeknight to see my Cubbies die?
>>157985456Shame about that face
>out of challenges in the third fucking inningKWAC
ZERO CHALLENGES
>>157985456plastic bimbo
>>157985456This is a cubs thread, you can only post girlcock.
>>157985477It’s only 8 o’clock
Kershaw based
>>157985473because you need to be in proper form to watch the white sox win on the weekend and the bears get torn apart now that people have tape on your backup
Cubs were always the underdog, gonna have to do it in spectacular fashion
future jay seiya suzuki
Cubs gamethreads should be girls only!
>>157985490Meant for >>157985473
>>157985266Chill bro! Crack open another IPA
NBC ads aren't as slop as the Fox WBC ones were
Why is cat food certified kosher? Are there a lot of jewish cats?
Manny Machimpo is going bananas!
>ball is hit into a giant capital one ad in right field I hate this gay fucking reality
>>157985518I'm a Jewish Padres fan and I eat cat food!
>>157985493Padgers mentioned
>>157985521coward
>Lawful GoodBakespie>Neutral Good2hu Dadspie>Chaotic GoodCubspie>Lawful NeutralDenmark>True NeutralWinky>Chaotic NeutralSpammy/Psychogang/ERG>Lawful EvilHouspie>Neutral EvilDoyerpacos>Chaotic EvilUmpbros
>>157985458
>>157985473kek get fucked east coastie west coast chads run this bitch
>>157985521And there it is.
>>157985532What about fartspie
>>157985518
>>157985532half of these are the same schizo
Who cares. Chicago is a Bears town
>>157985532Winky is at least five of these
Chadres sweeping the cubbies and the Red Sox freed my Padres breaking the 24 scoreless inning streak with 26. We're so back
I’m sorry but walkable cities with bodegas and dive bars are far superior than some urban sprawl flyover
gn
>>157985548The guy who made the post is the same schizo as well.
>>157985532*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
Padres uniforms are the colors of piss and shit, to represent their fanbase
chicago is an east coast coded city
>>157985555Quads of truth
>>157985548Cubspie is a one of a kind gal
After the bears move to Indiana, chicagoans will be left with only three gay sex related teams.
Tatis is a steroid guy, this series has an asterisk.
>>157985560chicago isn't flyover
For me its Gawr Gura.
Seiya slap
watch your own game doyerpaco
The cubs need to score a lot more to win this game.
I'm a Dodgers fan and well, I'm a Padgers fan too. It just makes sense
>>157985589it’s getting flown over as we speak
>>157985589Chicago is layover.
Cubs chances remaining: 4.2
doyers mentioned
Attaeye Ian
pivetta is really hoping the cubbies desperately chase
>>157985605Naturally
There's future New York Mets skipper Ruben Niebla.
do you guys know you're not funny and you spam anyway, or do you actually think you're funny?
>>157985560see>>157985126bizarre how cityfags have to constantly reassure themselves living in >le dynamic big city is superior to everything else kek
>>157985630New york lives in your mind rent fucking free
>>157985630Mets have their manager for next year
>>157985634Say something funny right now.You have 90 seconds
the point isn't to make other people laugh or feel good its the opposite
>>157985630What if instead his name was Reuben Nambla, and he molested boys while eating corned beef?
Club em!
Damn Padres ball girl got some milkers
NICO BEAR SLAP!!!
Nico slap
>>157985636I love the hustle and bustle unironically but know why a lot of people hate it
shut the FUCK UP doyerpacos
NOT SO FAST GAYDRES
FUCKING FINALLY!!
>>157985644how about that padre's bullpen :D
uh oh
>bradgleycubbies getting me scared
Baseball is such a dumb fucking sport. You follow your team for 500 games a year just for them to lose some fluke 3 game series.
>>157985644PFMA
>>157985668sorry not funny
>starter thrown 66 pitches and 1 run>very experienced starterDOOOD GOTTA PULL HIM BROO THE ANALYTICS
>>157985644Something funny right now.
atta boy nico
>>157985634They’re a bunch of deranged trannies
>Poodres punting tonight's matchSee you tomorrow ya dirty pacos.
Gen X guys with goatees will try to tell you Mason Miller entering to a Korn song is cool.
>>157985679You gotta treat this like an elimination game bro, Padres have the ENTIRE bullpen rested and ready
the padres and cubs color commentators have identical voices and I never know which one is speaking
>>157985679Pivetta's command sucked tonight. I'd rather lose goin to the league's best BP than have the team sit on their hands
>>157985695I’m a millennial and I say this
I miss A-Rod, Papi, and Jeter. NBC baseball just feels flat.
This will be another
>cubs going to tire the poodres out for the rival sewerskek
>>157985695I say this.
>>157985710It’s called shecock now
poodrepacos going berserk over every strike is kinda cringe desu
If you can’t even hit fastballs right down the middle how are you a major leaguer??
STRUCK him out
>>157985731Kek
STINKY!!!!!
Attaplunker carsiebear!
AREYOU READY?!
I listened to the Cubbies on the radio for the first time in like 10 years and Pat Hughes sounds 100 years old.
>bases loaded
>swansby dansonwhat a bum
>>157985712they traded Yourdan Alvarez for josh fields KEK
>>157985695Zoomers like KoRn though
>durrrr why go to BP with 3 of the best relievers in baseball who can all go 3+ outs
>>157985674It should be a one game series
We got a ballgame now!
Attacrap dansby
Amazing approach from Dansby once again that’s why he gets the big bucks folx.
>swing at the first pitch and fly outatta boy!
AJ Preller is on a mission to stop doyerpaco.
>>157985417>Sexo
Dansby Swanson, heir to the tv dinner fortune.
>>157985674Every round should be best of 7, NBA and NHL do it right, it leaves no room for flukes.
>>157985674We should go back to 1921 rules, two leagues, 154 games, winner of each league plays in a best of 9 World Series.
>>157985748No.... NO!!!
Every single padre fan deserves to be locked in a cage and dumped into the ocean
>>157985799Kek bazed!
These two franchises have combined for one (1) world series championship over the last 118 years
Xandy slappy