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>>157986695Happy anime
>The Toronto Maple Leafs defeated the New York Islanders 4–2 on April 17, 2022, at Scotiabank Arena.>Game Details>• Date: April 17, 2022>• Venue: Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, Canada>• Final Score: Toronto Maple Leafs 4, New York Islanders 2>Key Highlights>• Record Breaker: With the win, the Maple Leafs secured their 50th victory and reached 106 points, setting new franchise records for both categories.>• Playoff Impact: The loss officially eliminated the New York Islanders from postseason contention.>• Absence: Toronto played without their leading goal-scorer Auston Matthews, who sat out with a minor injury.>• Goaltending: Jack Campbell made 27 saves for Toronto, while Ilya Sorokin stopped 33 shots for the Islanders
Avies presidential cup confirmed
It's up flames fans :)https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wDPXfDO5euQ
islanders let the broship down once again
My avies :)
>>157986695Another trip to be swept out of the playoffs!
why does bobby orr have to talk about the ONE time a gay couple raped their adopted children and let other gay people rape their adopted children, but he NEVER talks about all the times that gay guys didn't rape any kids?
trbrother won (at life, the property)trb lost (at life, the property, to bud, to mitch, etc)
>>157986753>the tkchuck brothers
Happy birthday 4chan
Copeys gimmick has gotten old. Overdone and dry.
>>157986808This
flyers :(
>>157986834KWAB
Huomenta, I took a massive flyer
Farted so nastily just now as I was taking a shit that even my own nose couldn’t handle it and I’m gagging and holding my breathFly Flyers fly
>>157986834once tocchet loses the glasses I think they should be fine
The Calgary Flames will make their season debut tomorrow evening.
>>157986878See you tomorrow
Nobody even remembers who won the Stanley Cup, all anyone remembers is Jack Hughes winning the USA gold.Asterisk season. This is the season the NHL sees the real Devils.
>>157986878>Flameswhat trb said the property would be up in after he was disinherited
>>157986807
>>157986858I had my first shart a couple of days ago.
>>157986917congratulations
>>157986878
>>157986917I had it a few months ago, I had some old shredded cheese and didn’t realize, it gave me food poisoning. I had a split second where I realized something was wrong and I needed to shit, barely made it to the bathroom before I shartsploded all over my toilet before I could even sit down. Then because I didn’t know what the cause was and did the same thing a few days later
Nemec was a good pickup for the flames
>>157986932>trb crying about his IBS againno one cares
>>157986941what's what they said about hoob too
>>157986959not me i shat on the trade for hoob from the start because i knew he was SHIT
>>157986959Let conroy cook
>>157986753Is it just me or does the dude on the right unironically look alot like Bobby Orr back when he was young?
>>157986887i hope quinn eventually joins the debras so that we can get tri-bro kinoall brothers should play together it should be a rule
>>157986959He's more of a locker room vibes guy. Still a good pick
Smarties are a top tier candy
>>157987097absolutely stupendous confectionery
Grandpa is on deaths door and all he wants to talk about is our flames
>>157987097100%. Second best candy.Only Reese's pieces are better
>>157987108Nah coffee crisp
>>157987108fucking lol
>>157987108And m&m’s
Swedish Fish will always be #1, pseuds
if gary was a candy he would be a big turk
>>157987124how do these compare to cadbury turkish delight?
>>157987203i don't know i can't remember if i've ever had one
>>157987108blasphemy
>>157987284it also appears under the Fry's brand. not sure if that exists in NA.
>>157987097in Canada Smarties are a M&M type chocolate candy. USA Smarties are called Rockets
there should be a candy called "JLMI" that tastes like shit
>>157987298Da fuck dey doin ova der
>>157986713>allowing 4 against the kingsdream big
>>157987329the lels allowed 6 against the cannotsearly season means nothing they will lock in
>>157987334Commies
Looks like I missed one hell of a show
>rags
>>157986808i've made one (1) post in this thread tranny rent free tho kwab 1993
>>157987298Thought that was for uk
>>157987366Speak English in America.
>>157987370just because you're mad at daddy doesn't mean it wasn't english kwab 1993 2014 no milly and 51
>>157987329>implying we would use blackwood in the playoffs
>>157987395you are a really stupid person
cope, /hoc/ loves the copester
51 boilin' again
>>157987432I don’t
didn't ask
>>157987442I did
Need to take a shit, I'll be back in 10
>>157987449we still call them Marners here
>>157987449Speaking of which
Can the Penguins win the Stanley Cup?
130 points scored this season
>>157987495Yes
>>157987203They aren't even Turkish Delight. They're just an unusually dense fruit gummy dipped in chocolate in an attempt to simulate Turkish Delight. I was kind of disappointed about that. I thought you guys were still somehow British enough to have rosewater and orange blossom water flavored shit in your mainstream grandma candy. All we have down here are strawberry drops with goop in them, these chalky, puffy peppermints that are so strong that only a smoker could like them, and Good 'n' Plenty, which are weird black licorice flavored gelatin pills.
Oilers will be out for revenge tonight. I think Mcdavid and Hymen will both get hattricks
>>157987511Mcdavid is pissed
>>157987508The pink with powdered sugar Narnia version also exists. Cadbury just does chocolate bar type versions in the UK/Aus too. The bar version is not a gummy, more like a firm gel.
>>157987495They completely embarrassed a team that completely embarrassed them less than six months ago, and they did it without even being at full strength and without Sidney Crosby scoring a goal, so I'd say they're extremely well positioned to do well this year, assuming this was representative of the talent they've got and not just a product of mismatched levels of composure at an early stage of the season. I'm still going to say they'll blow up and fall off about a quarter of the way into the season due to injuries or Sidney Crosby handing out brainworms like candy because of the Navy Hometown Remix jerseys, but I could be proven wrong.
Can't wait for the season to start tonight
>>157987531Started 2 days ago retard
only shit teams today
I don't need the red wingsInstead I can look at this bridge
>>157987538oh no I don't follow the 84 game format
>>157987539panthers might be good this year
>>157987542
Devils Derangement Syndrome already in full effect
>>157987544bridges are fucking crazy man
Response?
>>157987558true
>>157987555>>157987542do you guys have the mike smith 200 footer?
>>157987539>>157987551panthers/sharks is going to be an absolute banger
>>157987561I'd rather hear about Laine
>>157987558Apparently the ww3 battle plans call for nukes to be used on bridges because they are so strong
>>157987561I hope he's baited into a response
>>157987539Yeah
>>157987544>>157987583this area, on both side of the border, is a decrepit shithole.
>>157987583bridges are the strongest in the world
>>157987546Some teams didn’t even start yet
bridges OPGary please nerf
>>157987561lol>>157987580He’s busy playing Fortnite
>>157987569only other one I have is this, gomen
>they stopped talking about mountains and started talking about bridges
>>157987583surely some large scissors would get the job done
>>157987619gary STOP monitoring /hoc/ and go to bed you need your beauty sleep
did he learn how to unlearn his fear of pumpkins???
>>157987668rags look like they have the same problems they had last year. bad D and weak minded forwards. that game could have been 6-0 if not for shesterkin they gave up so many breakaways and 2 on 1's, then when they finally get some momentum in the 3rd the D makes to bad turnovers in less than a 1 minute and the forwards crumble and give up the 3rd goal 30 seconds after that. they are going nowhere with zibanajed and miller as their top two centres, those guys can't keep up anymore.
Disrespecting Gary in the opening
Chuck Fighters - Times Like Sneed's
>>157987668>"Learned a ton"Always funny when players and coaches say they "learned" something and it's always equally embarrassing when they get questions about what they've learned and they never have a good answer. It's basically as if they are programmed to say they learned stuff from everything.
>>157987108our smarties aren't the same as yank smarties
17 hours...
>>157987759True it's rockets innit
>>157987892wtf I thought the sharks were a tranny organization
>>157988049I have a white koho flames jersey from 2005, thanks Gary
What is your favorite Haribo candy? Leons favorite is Pico-Balla
>>157988057haribo is too rich for my blood
https://youtu.be/TkK9qX5d53UxD
>>157988057The greatest gummy ever is worse than the average chocolate candy
you gotta bang bodies in the dirty areas
>>157988148if i bang bussi i will get two minutes in the box
>>157988041that is just cuz commifornia and women (mix of Bay Area women and hockey smut women). I grew up and have lived in the SF Bay Area my whole life and most of the women are retarded or retarded immigrants. Only 2 i thought stood a chance was a philipina zoomer that was into me but brainraped by tiktok and taylor swift and as bpd ssri white chick my age I actually had a lot of common interests with but went off the deep end after rejecting me, fucking a guy 10 years younger than me, then falsely accusing him of rape.
>>157988166
>>157988179Fair, it is only a tranny og because of commiefornia. Just look up how much shit the SF Giants got for putting Bible verses on their hats (Dodgers did the same thing even Charlie Kirk prayers and got zero backlash) I'm agnostic but that shit is super unfair, also keep politics out of hobbys/sports
>>157988166how do i subscribe to this blog
>>157988226those guys were fucking retards if they thought they could get away with not only breaking a universal dress requirement but doing it in a rightoid way in an ultra-left city. frankly, they should have been liquidated for stupidity.
>>157988230WokeIRedPillVocel@Blogspot.com>>157988235It wasn't a universal dress requirement, they were allowed to opt out but it was not communicated to them properly. If they wanted to they could have worn the standard cap.
>>157988235>chuds>being retardedNo one could have predicted this
>>157988245i know they didn't have to wear the hat. i was referring to the rule that players were forbidden from altering their uniforms. that they elected to wear the pride hats while doing this just highlighted that they were attention whoring.
>>157988226no. hat tricks for palestine.
>>157988257bust
>>157988262who do they trade him to in 8 years after he gets parked in the playoffs by the bruins every season
>>157988251they wore the hats not knowing they didn't have to as I said in my previous post because the option was not accurately communicated to them. Also, the Dodgers did the exact same shit and got no pushback the previous season.
>>157988268eh, maybe they didn't know, maybe that's what they've claimed for cover. i think it's a bit doubtful that their team never told anyone what behaviours were optional and what weren't, but orgs have certainly done stupider things before.i don't know anything about what the dodgers were doing with charlie kirk, but was that done on pride night or was it a memorial thing on a regular game day? there are a number of ways they could be more shielded from criticism.
Mcdavid doesnt throw a hissy fit when Gary has him wear the fag jersey and put fag tape on his stick. He knows Hockey is for everyone
>>157988311Hockey is a sport of romance
huomenta. Any good games?
>>157988297I am a Giants fan and they are dogshit, irreputable, the Dodgers are at the AAA team for Team Israel coached by Netanyahu himself, same for the Knights.........................
sure but, i mean mike babcock got arrested (twice) for having underage porn on his laptop in the early 2000's and he's still around it's whack
>>157988325
>>157988346it was probably just pictures of scene girls showing off their titties.
>>157988354thanks for defending babock on my fake story
>>157988375maybe grow up
Babcock found Mcdavids Yaoi collection
Babcock will not win a game with the Oilers and then they will hire Tortorella
>>157988375when kobe died I had the whole office thinking he was flying the helicopter because I read a post here that said that
I'll always have a special place in my heart for hidden rivalry for introducing me to hockey at all
Local girl I see says two of her friends tried to travel to travel to the states for work and they had their phones searched at the border , photos matched to online ads and denied entry. Americans have taken great steps to avoid prime pussy entering their market and I think that says a lot about them .
>>157988620donnie put tariffs on sideways pussy. carney is cooked.
>2 points>-1Makar sucks at defence
Avs bros...
>>157988695Is he gonna do a fake "grrrrr im so freakin pissed"-routine this season?
>>157988335>I am a Giants fanNah, you're a giant fag. Being a fan of a team in some faggot sport is being a faggot, fag.
just drank a huge swig of coffee and took a big morning marner
>>157988801Is it true that football fans are gay??
>>157988815We indeed still call them that
My Jackies :)
Good to know my Islanders are still shut and boring to watch
finally dropped chayka
>mfw waiting for hockey
Lmao McKenna stole Bobrovsky's number so Bob stole his first skate
Amazon preshow was so boring I fell asleep through the whole leafs game . Still haven't seen McKenna play
>>157988931>Still haven't seen McKenna playDon't worry neither has anyone else.
How many tonight?
>>157988995Based numale
>>157988995This is what the average "Brady Tkachuk can't read/Brady Tkachuk looks like Sloth from The Goonies" poster on Reddit looks like btw
Gary invited me to his villa to watch the games with him tonight
Good to see the >kangz are still as mediocre as ever. Gonna be funny to watch them get bounced in first round by the Oilers again but this time they won't even be able to cope about Jim Hiller :)
>laffs
>>157989038Cope they beat Bud's Islanders last night
>>157989037>oilers It will be Vancouver actually
>>157989038Uh, that would be last place laffs, lad.
>>157989050source?
>>157987047i would rather they target nikishin instead of hughes.
>>1579890040.
Wake up bros.September ended.
I could not get through September without a battle
the Flames have been the most impressive team so far
>>157989012hope brady see's this
>>157989222I hope Barkov reads it for him
>>157989193We are truly spoiled by our flames "Flames rule" doesn't even do them justice at this point
>>157989233kek
*makes schizophrenic scribblings on a whiteboard**talks into camera while reading it out loud*
>>157989309*subscribes*
>>157989309actually he's a TV and Movie review guy now
>>157989309Suddenly I feel like buying a jersey
I'm going to the Blue Jackets game tonight!
>>157989309donated
>>157989348if the jackets score a goal they will shoot the cannon
>>157989348Based! Have fun :)
Only SHIT games tonight
>>157989387I'm hoping to hear the cannon a lot
>>157989348Don't get killed
>>157986807Happy birthday frens :)
1st hockey season without Odog and Dolly, bros....
>>157989440Why would I get killed?
>>157989460people who support the blue jackets have a way of dying too soon for wacky reasons
>>157989466I'm not riding my bike and won't be around any fireworks. I'm also not sitting anywhere I could be hit by a puck
>>157989476then next thing you know you take a fatal cannon ball to the groin
Would be a shame if anon fell into a blue jackets themed sink hole
Did you guys see mackinnon fight last night?
>>157989495The cannon fires blanks
>>157989507so you're lead to believe, but pranksters are out there
>>157989501he had a bone to pick with clarke
>>157989507Just like your "daddy">>157989501Roid rage, very shamefurr dispray
>>157989539mackinnon never recovered from the olympics
>>157989518I've been to a lot of Jackets games and haven't died
>>157989553He got exposed hard
https://x.com/NHLRumourReport/status/2105636347696517420It's just comical at this point.
>>157989570What a shit show
The Red Wings are a bigger mess than an end of semester duotang
Steelies play tonight :)
>>157989584>duotang>flagoh hello saar fellow canadian
>>157989592Based
>>157989556yet
this nigga lives in ohio
67 67 67 67
>>157989387It sucks that they can't play it for Elvis Merzlikins anymore
>>157989622I think I'll be ok but I appreciate your concern fren
Avs bros we stay winnin
>>157986753Do NOT look into the history of the Catholic Church then
White Anglo-Saxon Protestant sport and board
>>157989309I don't like how often his wife is on the channel now
>>157986695>this is the penguins stanley cup
>>157987557nobody cares
>>157989726glad to know that you're fine with faggots
How much would you pay to sit at this table
>>157989821zero, never meet your idols
Remember when Matthews got his knee exploded by Gudas and his teammates just stood around going "awww shucks"? >laffs
>>157989821tim hortons doesn't charge for seating you asshole
>>157989821How does halifax produce such elite talent
>>157989570dilly larky vindicated
>>157989821Tims would have to pay me my appearance fee
>>157989052>laffs
>>157989861Nothing else to do there
>>157989639What's wrong with Ohio?
>>157989861we're elite people
>>157989829Many such cases
>>157989868Halifax is comfy as fuck though
>>157989874Everything
>>15798982180 dollarydoos
>>157989880I was told comfy means boring.
>>157989880how would you know
>still one more day before my crappies even playGARYEEEEEEEE
>>157989570Shit pizzas Shit team
my debbies play tonight :)
>>157989874It’s a skibibi place full of sigmas
>>157989821What do they even talk about?>remember when you scored that goal?>yeah that was epic man>oooh but what about that goal though?>hahaha yeah that was awesome
>>157989829In fact no I dont. Dont care about the >laffs. Aside from >laffs posting.
>>157989910Let’s go brother
>>157989901Detroit style is great what are you talking about
>>157989896Immigrated via pier 21
>>157989896Halifax is almost as gaytarded as Toronto.
>>157989939Little Caesars
>>157989944not that you've been to either place
>>157989939Calgary style mogs
I've visited Halifax 25 times, and I'll do it again
>>157989939I hear people talk about New York style and Chicago style all the time but never Detroit style
>>157989939yeah maybe on planet retard
>>157989963What’s there to do in Halifax?
for me, it's altoona and old forge pennsyvlania styles pizza
>>157989979Hidden gem
>>157989939>>157989979detroit is the closest major city to me and ive never heard of detroit style pizza.
>>157989821depends if it’s a jeet or filipino staffed timmies
kotipizza
>>157989991Now your just trolling
>>157989947you know the pizza is bad when the best description they could come up with is "hot n ready"
>>157989993Maybe you should study more
>>157987495if Malkin stays healthy, yes.
>>157989989Eat donair on the harbour within earshot of a busker playing bagpipes
>>157989991>for me, it's altoonamix in some salmon or cod it's delicious
>>157989999Does this mean I should remove "hot'n ready" from my dating apps bio
I use pictures of Gary for my dating profile and get tons of matches
i was at oktoberfest a few years ago and these italian college kids started yelling at me for what americans are doing to pizza with all of the excessive toppingsthey were especially mean because i have a sicilian phenotype and they were all northies :(
>>157990019Change it to "It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno"
>>157990019No that's ok but you better be hot otherwise you're just leading him on
>>157989999CHECKED Its also cheap
>>157990041don't ever listen to italians, the only thing that separates them from a third world country is exporting ferraris
>>157989890keep yourself safe
>>157989995how's the reindeer pizza?
>>157989912>paper boy swede can't imagine having friends to talk toSad
>>157990083>how's the reindeerit's actually sunny honey
>>157990039they think you're rich and influential
>>157989952Been to both, won't go back, gaytard.
>>157990041I'm sorry fren :(
>>157990093and strikingly handsome
Would you love Gary if we were a worm
>>157990136I'll always love Gary no matter what
>>157990041KWAB
Windsor is the only Canadian city I've been to. There was a bar with really good chicken wings there
>>157990136>weUnholy fused abominations OUT
>>157990136
Gary looks sexy as hell this year
we dont sexualize gary here im afraid
Half of my Jackies defenseman are injured
>>157990186he looks tired and ready to return to cayman
>>157990208defensemen*
*achoo!*
Tonight
>>157990230Defensepersons**
>>157990226If only it were into the mouth of a caiman
How many goals will they score tonight?
>>157989821Why did Celebrini not order a coffee?
>>157990264He ordered a fancy coffee that takes forever to make
>>157990256Last digit is their combined number
>>157990236his smile and optimism: restored :)
Red Wings should just trade anyone of worth that they have for high draft picks then cut the rest, sign cheap scrappy players and go like 5-74-5. Who even cares? History shows that being an expansion team starting from zero is literally better than trying to slowly rebuild in this league. Get five first round draft picks like the 1974 Canadiens and win the cup two years later. Are NHL GMs retarded?
sharks are a tranny team
>>157990264mormons dont drink caffeine
>>157990264He shared with Crosby
>>157990248jen
>>157989821Does this really make people buy more Tim Hortons? I feel like marketing is just a religion everyone blindly believes in
>>157990304he said he wasn't thirsty and then drank half of crosby's
The few times I've had Tim Hortons the coffee was way too hot and I couldn't even start drinking it for like 30 minutes after getting it
>>157990311no one sees it and thinks I GOTTA GET SOME TIMMIESit's about attempting to reinforce tim's as 'canadian' brand
>>157990275he strikes me as a fancy pumpkin latte sipper
>Larkin to miss the home openerI was really looking forward to him getting booed to oblivion during the home opener ceremony yet he can't even do that right.
>>157990355Are you surprised by this
>>157990322>american with hot coffeeI assume you contacted your lawyer immediately
>>157990375I did not, but the lady in the incident you're referring to had a legitimate case
>>157990083veri good
>>157990384Your of course right and I apologise for spreading propaganda for the McDonalds corporation
>>157990355Larkin isn't playing again. Red Wings front office is gonna be petty and tank the team even further by keeping him there for five years doing nothing instead of just trading him for a random haul, Larkin himself obviously isn't helping with his wish list.
>>157990355Yeah, soft pusy fakes an injury, gets paid, deprives fans of chance to BTFO him.
>>157990406It's ok, we all make mistakes. Apology accepted
Is he a chad?
>>157990436>cheating, diving cunt
Do people who make millions of dollars playing a sport and traveling the USA really need a labor union? I'm pretty sure those were meant for people shoveling coal in a mine for pennies.
>>157990283too lowdelet pls
>>157990436No
>>157990464Wasn't his fault
>>157990436Looks highly autistic>>157990418Based, it's not like the team was worth a shit anyway
>>157990436https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-I8T8daJFWkHe's a based retard
>>157990436Maybe on planet retard (aka Canada)
>>157990461Here 54% of blue-collar and 73% of white-collar are members in unions, so that's not really true anymore
>>157990464Helly sits out, gets suspended, gives up the money, unlike larkbitch.
>>157990551Hellebuyck needs to swallow his pride and just play for the jets
>>157990534No wonder shit never gets done in the West anymore
>>157990567Unions are just outdated concepts with dinosaurs in charge, and the union bosses usually make more money than CEOs
>>157990461Jews
>>157990597Based
We're watching HV71 - Örebro right now. Intersound stream on hockey. Get in here
>>157990101nice larp
>>157990573>the union bosses usually make more money than CEOsYeah, meanwhile China builds another smart city with robotaxis and food delivery drones from scratch in like a month. Unions are killing Western hegemony.
swedes OUT finns OUT
>>157990597We call them chaykas here.> Chayka & Maple Leafs 'Not Done Yet'
>>157990661China is a shithole though, a better comparison would be Poland. I just had a polish carpenter at my house and we don't even pay them less anymore, they're just better workers
>>157990672nice try mitchiebut i still use marner
>>157990668cope /hoc/ loves our eurofrens
>>157990668rude anons OUT
>>157990657> t. gaytard from tronna
>>157990700no we dont ya fucking homo
Good morning to all Krakheads, Krakamanaics, Krak addicts and to all other Krak enjoyers, Krak haters, and those of you whom remain Krak neutral.
>>157990716>doesnt deny ithaha got 'em
>>157990720FLAMES
>>157990725HA ha gaytard from tronna
>>157990720Good afternoon. I'm krak neutral
>>157990461Yes and fuck the NHL owners
> ‘Ridiculous’, ‘Unacceptable’: Babcock rips Oilers for not handing over the phones
kraken are a tranny team too
>>157990461how do you think that they came to be making millions of dollars?
with all due respect the seattle kraken are the most irrelevant franchise in north american and probably world sport.
>>157990914mcdavid needs to delete some photos first
>>157991093they need more time
>>157990859remember when you didn't know what the salary cap was and thought signing for 20 sheets a year would stick it to the fat cats in the owners box (who pay up to the cap anyway)? My wife remembers and we still laugh about it to this day
why don't the Red Wings just give everyone free pizzas and Crazy Bread to put some butts in seats???
>>157990988thanks for your expert opinion trannylord
>>157990735RULE
What did Google's AI mean by this? What the fuck is this biased bs?
lot of hockey tonight
>has to invent an imaginary wife to gloat about an argument he thinks he won a few months agoGrim.
me and my real wife (pic related) root for kitties
>>157991156>he talks to his "wife" about /hoc
>>157991196>>157991234thanks lads now I have something to show the wife at dinner
>>157991233
>>157991233sometimes my fumo watches with me
my wife thinks youre all a bunch of weirdos and wishes i spent less time here
>>157991260text your wife cope for me
>>157991260tell him to frig off
>>157991260that's cool, what's his name?
>>157991245nice :)
Most intellectual game of the night?
there's hockey today!!!
>>157991340kitties vs sharks
>>157991340that would be our Krakkies/Flamiacs or Mammies/Blackhawks
>>157991233>>157991245Based
>>157991340Gaybres vs jackies
will anyone else be at the debbies game tonight? :)
why the frig are my habs not playing tonight?
>>157991364>hockey is back>nucks fan
>>157991499yeah my buddy Eric is gonna be there
>>157991613I know a guy named derek (wouldn't go as far as to call him a friend though)
>>157991340oilers canucks because if edmonton loses two in a row the meltdown and drama will be delicious
>>157991678>if edmonton loses two in a rowthe price for montembeault goes up
>Frost, Zacha lead an NHL center market that is thinner than everAnd still, nobody wants that Larkin shitter.
>>157991613nice, i'll say hey to him :)
>>157991678schadenfreude is mid wit
>>157991499Nah the /hoc/ meetup is at a different game
cute girl came in my office trying to get us to switch to at&t and her knocks were flawless
We have anons going to the Blue Jackets and Devils games tonight. Hopefully they represent /hoc/ well
>>157991364>>157991515I THINK STELLA SUCKS
>>157991748incredibly convenient opinion to have as a canadian nhl fan lmao
If Hughes cared about putting himself into the best "to win at Hockey" situation, he would have already signed a team friendly contract with the Wild. It's blatantly obvious that Hughes has no intention of signing at all during this season, because GM's operate based off of the current years Salary Cap, i.e. Makar signing a max contract based off of this years market value, when his contract won't start until the following year and his market value would be substantially higher then.Why sign a 3-7 year deal at 20 mill, when all he has to do is literally nothing and he can sign for 22.7 after this season ends. Hughes will make an extra just under 9 mill to between 19 million depending on the term of his next contract, simply by doing nothing and waiting for this year to be over before he extends.
>>157991865Stella is a diver
>>157991748>laffs
>>157991923a dumb whore of a diver
>>157992036Mckbust.
>>157992036Doesn't gold medalist and national team captain Austin Mathews have the same stats?
>>157992036He needs more time
>>157991905>if he wanted to win he'd sign with the wild Low quality bait
My Sharkies play their home opener tonight
I'm usually a one marner a day guy, but today I took two. What does that mean for my team tonight?
>>157992036If he's butthead who's bevis
>>157992109gold medalist and national team captain Auston Matthews has actually been creating scoring chances at the very least unlike some heya hoya indian bust
https://x.com/NHLFastestNews/status/2105732744235917480All that for a guy with 14 career NHL games. What the fuck?
>>157991842did you make her suck your dick or are you just the greeter at the walmart?
>>157992356>I'm usually a one marner a day guycan tell this loser isn't an alcoholic
>>157992412kwab
>>157992424I had three beers with dinner last night. I'm guessing that's why I had two marners today
>>157992382IDK I think if that was true he'd at least have an assist
>>157992412That’s not very exciting
>>157992462Quit editing his hairline
>>157992462It’s hard to believe he’s under 30
>>157992491He has done that to himself!
>>157992491>>157992504Norwood stage 3 recipient Austin Mathews
>>157992412The NHL is running out of players
>>157992528bald is beautiful
>>157992638few more teams and we'll all get our spot
>>157992646I think so too. Every guy I know with hair like this >>157992528 has a hot girlfriend.
>>157992415no i work in an office
who's the worst player in the nhl ?
>>157992786Gavin McKenna
>>157992412if any of you have kids playing puck force them right handed and on defense
>>157992786jackeye
>>157992786I was gonna say Abols but I guess he's gone
>>157992786one of these guys
>>157992528
>>157992852noelsisters... not like this...
>>157992852>laffs
>>157992852>managing to have worse stats than teams that haven't even played yet
>do nothing>climb the standingsCan the Flames be stopped?
trb lost the property
>>157992528What creatine will do to a mf
>>157992852Raddish bros... It's going to be a long 8 years...
>>157992936You lost your marbles, lad
>>157992949trbrother won
>>157992786It's a tie: Radish and Rielly.
why does mentioning trbrother's win make trb so frustrated and angry?
>>157993045Why does queering off in here all day make you so happy?
No O Dog on Overdrive today fucking bullshit.
is bedard the most underrated player right now ?
>>157993125Maybe behind Paul Cotter.
>>157993096how did you take the news when they dropped it on you? the news that you lost the property that is
some men have dicks, some men have pussies
>>157993164No, I don't want to queer off with you, Samir. Stop asking, faggot. Also, you stink.
>>157993125Nobody expects anything from that bust
>>157993230KWAB
>>157993171anything's possible in gary's nhl
>>157993251OK, Samir. You stink bad.
>>157993171how is this post hockey related
>>157993352Bussi
>>157993102>odogtoo soon
Fine Gary all your games suck tonight but I guess I'll watch >blots->rags.
Devils Derangement Syndrome in 3 more hours. Prepare yourselves for this thread to become a shitshow
for me? It's larping as a fan of whatever teams are playing to maximize my 4chan experience
>>157993501no one cares about them as they aren't playoff bound...
>>157993570I heard differently on /hoc/
It begins
more like devgays
>>157993599Nobody says that
flames status?
>>157993501Aren't they playing Philly tonight? The only reason to root for Philly is when they go up against Shittsburgh.Yeah, that's right. We're all Devils fans tonight.
I was doing laundry and I didn't realize this game worn jersey I won in a raffle 10 years ago had a little patch with the equipment managers name on it, neat
>>157993794
Zach Hymanstein is already injured.
>>157992786Matt rempe
>>157993839>game worn jersey I won in a raffleReminds me of one time I got sent the wrong tickets to an AHL game that had a jersey raffle ticket with them. I assumed it was a free entry thing and only realized I got sent the wrong tickets after an usher starting harassing me during the first intermission for sitting in a season ticket holder's seat so I spent the rest of the game petrified over the raffle hoping I didn't win it.Shit day, fuck that usher he ruined the game.
>>157993839You could say that's a bad oman
>>157993917thats a little odd, at my arena they just give a sting of a receipt with your number on it and you claim your prize with the team.
kaplan for goyettegood one gary
Passed up on ordering this season ticket holder jersey. Looks nice but at $175 that is like 35% of my ticket for the year
Can the next thread be non-retarded themed?
>>157991156Salary caps do not create parity
>>157994051Yeah
>>157993590>>157993691notice how the devils fag cant even use photoshop
>>157994051Sorry, but it shall be flames themed I'm afraid.
I have flames fatigue.
>>157994083Hope not
>>157994104Don’t we all
>>157994104They haven't even played yet
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>>157994118Good
>>157994120Fuck off
