>>157974611
winland ichiban
>>157987478He could very well be. Honourable too and never cheated.
Poopatan looks pregnant
Let’s keep it clean. Protect yourself at all times. God Bless.
>>157987514Where did they find the Brazilian Sasquatch footage send it to JRE
>>157987514cry for help
>>157987514fat guys should never wear white shorts. he looks like a chubby baby in a diaper.
who's got the next question
It's funny seeing Dana get grilled by the press. Makes you realise how much the ufc journo scrum is just Zuffa inteligentsia
>>157987523A bit erotic
Which fighters do you think hunter stands aside and lets dana deal with? possibly only mcgregor and jones? maybe even harry hardwick
>>157987567i've been oscarposting for a year or so at least>dana to your left hi oscar here just how big and thick is your penis and does that mean anything for us fans going forward?>*hehhehheh* *suck lips* my penis? *stares off* you tell me hehhehheh
>>157987582I think I heard that Hunter was the one telling Hardwick he's a superstar after he got his jaw snapped off
>>157987478Fuck Dana
sanko pussy status?
>>157987594my source told me the BMF was going to be vacated for harry hardwicks next fight
Why can't I find any personal interviews with Dana, he hasn't been on JRE in over 10 years. The guy is like a hermit or something. I'm trying to build a psychological profile on this guy for my own personal reasons.
talk shit about dana one more time see how quick you get raped
Dana Blight
>>157987523chills
talbott fight week
>talbott fight w-AAAAAAAAAAAAACK
ai companies done made trillions without tangible assets entirely off boomers too lazy to think cokeheads too lazy to work and heemtards too lazy to memei'm off for a morning run
>>157987742we smooch our homies here b
>>157987766It's 7pm
>>157987478What a repulsive image. Cazzies LOVE that funny looking circle, ignore that like 10 of his wins were against people literally just debuting and that he arguably only has 3 impressive wins
hmm
>>157987789What's going on buddy?
>>157987817>his early fights were against bumsduh
>>157987834Anne White is a knockout, a 10
gotta be extremely low iq to like this retarded "sport"
>>157987866Islam's resume is no where near as padded thoughbeit So it's a Khabib thing, not a general fighter or even Dagestani thing
Kid you’re a dogshit fighter and a fat retard. Welcome to the UFC.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV6e_890tOAreally makes you appreciate the sheer physicality of gane>>157987834anne stella sounds like jtb ordering bad lager, a literal stripper name
>>157987925Cheers Dana pal!
>>157987478a "goat" has always been linked with satanic imagery
>>157987928hear it is the "buck" that is our satyr also in the original greek myths it is a horse or deer, only later (post helwani perhaps) did it become a "goat"
We've never truly seen Tom Aspinall in deep waters
>>157987582Dana fears Harry Hardcunt
Khabib only has 10 wins in mma
>>157987728King Green? More like King Queen
>>157987950i'd pay to see that no scuba gear feet in concrete fun for the whole family
Paddy the Baddy is the only man who can save English MMA
>>157987990There is another
meatball molly
English rose
>>157987988What happened to your run
>>157988031that was like an hour ago b little 30 minutes around the meadows very nice thanks for asking
What had Yoel so fired up? He showed Helwani his dick root and his till on the mouth during their match
made me giggle
What happened to JDM man? Did Islam break him?
Ever since I stopped smoking weed and changed my diet to mainly home cooked beef stew my cock keeps growing every time I pull it out for a service. I only service my cock every few weeks and its bigger and stronger every time. Fucking incredible
>>157988090Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>157988090Hey mate can you please stop impregnating me?
keep sweden swedish i say
>>157988090
i wonder what daner has planned for tommeh
>>157988138As Tom's idol Piers Morgan once said, "One day you're the cock of the walk, the next you're a feather duster."
>>157988145fitting that piers relates to chickens so strongly
Piers? The bloke that hacked a dead girls phone for his newspaper? Top bloke, want to be just like him one day.
he's no luke thomas that's for sure
>Layla Machado Garry(néeMachado; born 22 March 1983),[1]better known asLayla Anna-Leeno she isn't
>>157988160She is if you frequent Berlin sex clubs
brie chandler is going to hell for what she's currently doing
retarded sport for retarded people
>>157988211>>157987891you good unc?
>>157987944playing a pan flute i.e. pan
I see this fine girl for my party, she wear yellowEvery other girl, they dey do too much, but this girl mellowNaim I dey find situation I go use take tell am helloFinally, I find way to talk to the girl but she no wan followWho you come dey form for? (Mm-hm)Why you no wan conform? (Mm-hm)Then I start to feel her bum-bum, warm (mm-hm)But she dey gimme small-smallI know say she sabi pass that one (mm-hm)But she feeling insecure'Cause her friends go dey gum her like chewing gumGo dey gum her like chewing gum
>>157987996Why did they do Lord Clozron like this? It was a valid question.
I mazzafuck fazza up
White guys treat themselves like this and think it's funnyhttps://youtube.com/shorts/-2RBwooNeD4?8Kjgfu0wTjdtu5PY
>>157987514Poohands vs Trump in a cakeoff
>>157987664>>157987686>>157987831>>157987834Life of a doo with a big piece.
Test
Just destroyed some Burger King
Kill yourself, janny
>>157988295>>157988286
>>157988307Mark of destiny.
Jethro Sheeran on Piers was excellent
Mix between Michelle Waterson,waters son and Walters son
Thinking of signing up for the cantina patriots hat subscription service
Jochua van will be 2nd in the goat list if he beats kape.
https://youtu.be/lyakJtsWj9Q?si=P41eDFi9ttTpW3Mk
>>157988384They’re just fighting!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PovHhtxkzlQITS UP!
I genuinely struggle to believe that DC was ever an elite fighter. It’s so incredulous.
Fuck happend to doo hoo choi? South koreans gotta be the biggest frauds in the game right behind messicans
>>157988392DC no longer being considered Great would be a disaster for Jonjones' legacy. Wins over him and Cheal are Jons claims to fame. We can't allow this to happen.
>>157987514Got mindbroken by izzy
Luke Rockhold should thank Joe Schilling every day.
>>157988406Crazy that one eyed Mike caused this
Israel Adesanya filmed himself touching a dogs penis.
>>157988439Luke's hubris with the assist.
>>157988397You can tell fighting is taking a physical toll on him. Some men just get messed up from taking big shots. Some have a finer bone structure, asians tend to get the shit bashed out of them and there eyes puff up and can't see. I heard something about his mum being very worried
Is ribovics gonna blitz the jigabu and heem him in 10 sec or is he gonna stand in awe as he gets outskilled by a 55yo jobber for 15min
Luke has an big penis and a prescription pill addiction, he'll be fine
Doo named Doo
Tomala Troonspinall lost xher anal virginity to Ganedaddy
Doo AspinallDoo CormierDoo Gane
michael chandler blind ranking his kids
if Islam doesn't dominate in his next fihht it's kinda over
>>157988463He's also underpaid for a vet
Now that people are extracting code from games and putting it into other games does that mean we can take UFC EA games and put them into others and vice versa?
>>157988554It’s not just how fat he is. It’s his height and lack of intellect.
>>157988557Bro you can already kill gooby in hitman
>>157988557wgaf
>>157988565They were going to get richer anyway and if anything this is actually stealing profit from out of touch game companies
>>157988478Bobby is unpredictable but its at altitude and he aint a real G like Charles Johnson. Plus black people perform best around sea level in the summer heat, they hate the cold mountains like the caves in the caucaus where white people originate from so yeah im taking ribovics in this one b
>>157988550>if islam doesn't dominate the guy with no ground game in his next fihht its kinda over
>>157988557which game will let me have wild sex with joanna?
AI is good if it can make Dana gore
>>157988604Leisure Suite Dana
Dricus Du Plessis fight announcement, when????
>>157988596Im actually a massive Thielist so don't say that shit around me b, hes alright once you get to know him
Without big tech we wouldn't have the Meta rankings or Thiel's legendary Joe Rogan episode.
DC would tell you that he has crazy discipline to make up for his lack of natural ability but the truth is he is exceptionally gifted athletically and lacks discipline.
>>157987686Uh, how old is the girl on the left?
>>157988639How is he exceptionally athletic exactly
>>1579886477,000ng/dl natural test levels, verified via urine sample
>>15798864412 and a half, kid’s a rockstar.
How we feeling about oblique kicks confirmed being banned in the next 6 months
>>157988650That’s not strictly athletic and seems dubious
His name is DC because he is the Capital of America.
>>157988677>when jellybeanxo shows you where she shits from
Kid’s a star, wait till you see her shake her little tush on my pal’s island. Absolute killer. Broke every record, the thing sold itself.
>>157988655It's a coward move to purposefully target someone for permanent injury
The whole drama with Dana and Eddie is helping sell the Fury vs Joshua fight. Who even cares about these old bums anymore? Wouldn't be surprised if whole thing turned out to be a work.
>>157988691You worked yourself into a shoot. Welcome to the Zuffa era chud.
I'm sorry but I can't forgive dustin. you just don't say that word. that's fucked up man.
>>157988575I think guys like ribovics check out when the opponent isn't a total can that doesn't try to impose a rythme. That split against the zellhuber is very worrying. Green heemed that nigga with ease
>>157988709All hotels are already sold out in Wales, Dana just loves Saudi money from turkidaddy
>>157988575white people originate from africa actually
Fags die God laughs
Weebs BTFO!!
RIZIN LANDMARK 16 in NAGASAKI tomorrow
>>157988786
Gable’s a retard. Just get her to sign a NDA next time like Dana does all the time.
Nasty faggot like Chelsea Hackett
woe
>>157988944>If you ain’t gelling your hair before you hit the pads don’t leave the house
>>157988993
It is said Gaethje
>>157989085I fucked your mom in the ass
>>157989093Hey watch your tone
>>157989099Thanks man that boy ruffled my feathers a bit, shed a few tears but glad you got my back......
slovenia is scary thankfully the bong said it so i don't have to
watch your tony
>>157988944Ilia's face always looks shopped on since the fight
>>157987478I hate to bring it up but about half of khabib's "fights" were 2 round pankration bouts against guys with literally no wins and they weren't in a cage OR ring... They were in a gym on open mats.... I get how this may be embarrassing if you're just now learning about this, but Islam's record, accomplishments and resume are far superior to Khabib's. No disrespect.
>>157989234Islam has a way better record, khabib is a fart in the wind
Watch your Gaethje
man I'm not a fan of Ilia but he really could come back from this, so I don't get why he looks so defeatedYes, it was the biggest fight of his life, but hell, the guy he shit talks the most and kept chasing also has a loss on his record, yes circumstances were different but Ilia's not even 30 yet, he has time so he should toughen up and stop looking like... that
>>15798923429-0never lostnever bledsmashed everyone he foughtthere's only one khaBEAST
lost to tibeast
>>157989327ay we're all brazzas here(though Islam is still better)
if they ever fought khabib would murder pisslam "for dear life" cacachev
Khabib is fat as hell!
Can't take you serious as a fighter unless you hadouken'd some motherfucker birthday in Pancrase back in the day
>>157989379Only because Islam is mentally incapable of getting past his little brother complex and also Khabib is a sociopath
>>157989407nah it's cause khabib is better at fighting
Mad how Cloz knows so much about Britain and British culture. I know almost nothing about Finland.
i cant think therefore i heem
>>157989327True except we can only say 13-0 really, seeing as all of those 2 rounders on gym mats with non-mma rules kinda shatter the 29-0 myth... Sadly. But yes he still a legend gotta respect fr.
>>157989446I'm only familiar with Lanttulaatiko
i always assumed they were brit living in finland or just had a vpn
>Khabib wouldn't do as well as Islam in WW>Khabib retired cause nuMMA was figuring out Dagi methods>Khabib wouldn't be as dominant today>Khabib was a weight bully>Khabib only has three (3) good wins>Khabib ultimately has a worse resume than Islam>Khabib isn't even top 15
>khabib never got knocked the fuck out>khabib never got bitched by a featherweight midget>khabib never held on for dear life
Khabib STILL has a worse resume and argument for being the GOAT, keep clinging onto that wacky circle like a paki cazzie though
>>157989502
>>157989502Wtf you make casseroles out of Swedes?
moicano on 1 days notice was a pppppeach of a win
>capbage
Pathetic Finn with the amount of invaders you have in your midst you're more likely to be firebombed by a "neighbour" than I am
>khabib easily dismantled prime poirier>pisslam went life and death with flushed pooyaysays it all really
hmm a Dustin with more experience especially with Dagestani methods did better than a Dustin with no prior training against that sort of thing, incredible Khabib absolutely would not be as dominant today
>>157989595khabib and pisslam don't fight the same your argument makes no sense
>>157989543Nainko vaarin?
>>157989612>le striking brazza memewhen will they learn
>>157989595godrot taught him everything
>>157987817Like mcgregor, gsp and jon roid jones
>>157989625>godrotthe guy pisslam ducked?
>>157989610Did you even watch the fight?
>>157989635the very same
sometimes when I feel down I remember we're lucky to be born in the same era to witness Gane and then I feel better
>>157988071peahead ducked?
>>157989477go have a look at islam's early fights lad
>>157989662No, on the contrary he was chasing that fightWhat likely happened there is that Islam's fighting Prates in January, and by then Morales will have been inactive for over a year so he needs a fight but not one that will lose him his undefeated status, hence sacrificial lamb JDMIan's just left out in the cold
>>157989595are you the same jordan that was here some years ago? the one that was beefing with sweden?
>>157989640Why does Islam need nyquil
>>157989478thoughts?
>>157989681chillz
>>157989700Yxa kaxig kåldolmeJustin Gaethje
>>157989681Yes, M-1. Actual tough MMA fights... Not 0-1 taxi drivers who then retired after losing their gym mat sparring session put on by fazza.... Again, I know this must be embarrassing to learn. But Khabib would agree with me. Islam Makhachev is the truth.
>>157989691naur
>>157989681Looks more high level than Kwabib's desu
>>157987686Thread theme https://youtu.be/eG-_wkkougY
pisslam was fighting MAWLNSTERS in m-1 b
>>157989760>his next fight
There’s no question that Khabib’s first 15 or so opponents wear the baltum of the berrel b
>>157989782>There's a guy that gave him a lot of trouble. He was from France and he was one of my training partners. His name was Mansour Barnaoui. He was one of my best training partners when I was getting ready for fights, and he gave him a lot of trouble. It was in Makhachev's early career, but if you look at that fight, it could have gone the other way as well. It went to a decision, and the way Mansour Barnaoui fought Makhachev is the way you need to fight: a lot of pressure, create a lot of scrambles, and pressure, pressure, pressurea direct quote from one of the GOATs, GSP
giving pissslam a lot of trouble is nothing special
>>157989767murderers row lowkey
didn't know topiglet lovers still existed
I'm getting that itch... Who's your top underdawlg for 332?
Mansour cause he not sweet
>>157989838
didn't know spammy freaks still showed their faces here after poomar's brutal and humiliating heem
Why are Walker, RDA and Vettori on early prelims of such a weak card
>>157989808
>>157989848Those would be main card names if it was 2019
>>157989850Islam still has a better resume, cry about itYou don't get called the GOAT off of your potential geg
How would Donkey Kong do against Ciryl Gane in the ufc?
>>157989850It’s hard to say, Khabib really has nothing for Islam striking wise and I think Islam can deal with Khabib’s wrestling and striking better than Khabib can deal with Islam’s wrestling and striking
you have to remember everything dc says is wrong since hes fat and hes a you know
>>157989870That’s hard to say, Donkey Kong really has nothing striking wise for Gane
>>157989848All flushed
>"More dangerous? Nobody is more dangerous, in my opinion, in the world than Khabib. Nobody, no one, I don't care. I haven't seen one that is more dangerous than Khabib in the sense of danger. I mean, you can't do nothing to him. It's very difficult to do anything to him.">"I don't think there's ever been a man more dangerous than Khabib."Islam Makhachev's head coach Javier Mendez on Khabib vs Islam
>>157989879Islam would pose no threat to Khabib on the feet. His defense was top notch. Islam's striking is severely overrated and that's why he ran from Ilia.
I have seen Islam with a gun but never Khabib with a fun.
Islam = top 3 GOATKhabib =/= top 3 GOATsimple as
>>157988993>Forget how awful the main event is
by literally all accounts pisslam never beat khabib in the gym idk why we're even having this conversation
Just saw Ari on MSNOW
Jon > Khamzat > MVP > Van > Movsar > Merab > Islam > Khabib
the point of contention isn't even about who would win between the two, I already said here >>157989407 that Khabib wouldIslam's simply in the GOAT conversation while Khabib isn't, due to his padded and frankly unimpressive resumeThat's all
yeah khabib couldve been the goat if he kept fighting but having one high profile fight with goobs and then beating up dustbin and gaycheese does not a goat make
Mohammad Bin Salman > Ari Emanuel > Turki Alalshikh > Nick Khan > Hunter Campbell > Eddie Hearn > Jellybeanxo > the fans > Dana White
UFC is trying to do Paddy vs Topuria and throwing in TUF on top of it to get him to sign. Looks like Justin does not want to give him rematch.
>>157990015This would be kino
Reminder this is a Payton Talbott card.
>>157990038Faggot has a septum piercing. He can fuck off.
>>157990015Where does it say the UFC wants to do that?
>>157989850Word on the street is Khabib used to fuck up everyone in practice. Theirs videos of him man handling bigger guys too. Im not that big of khabib fan but I think he was way better than everyone else at lightweight.
Hernandez looks more mexican than he used to. Its so funny how these white spins transform into beaners as they age the lose all of their beautiful white genetics.
Why does Bobby King Green speak like that
>>157990015Would be the first TUF i ever bother watching
>>157990066He's a clone, McKenzie Dern's ex husband killed Bobby Green
>>157989960>isn't even about who would win between the twoThis is why GOAT debates are gay as fuck. Who would win in a fight is literally all that matters. You're more interested in MMA as an athletic competition than as a fight (which leads to homoerotic hugging matches like Islam vs Garry). In your world I could beat the shit out of you but you'd still think of yourself as the better fighter if you had more wins on your record. Gay gay gay.
>>157990038Wang kong bros..Silva even
>>157990015Doesn't sound like the ufc is trying to do this at all. It sounds like something paddy just mentioned in conversation. Would ve cool, which is why it wont happen.
>>157990049This is how UFC contract negotiations go all the time. This is based off various fighters saying stuff. Essentially Managers will tell fighter A to throw something out in the media to gauge fan and media response and pressure fighter B to respond to it publiclySo UFC likely offered TUF to Paddy and told him they want Topuria to coach against him and later fight. Topuria likely said no because he wants the Justin fight. So paddy goes to media to put it out there to pressure topuria with fans, media. Fighters leak negotiations all the time to pressure other sides. Sometimes it works and sometimes it backfires.
>>157990095Are you saying that he'd make him his wife?
ilia will refuse tuf because he knows he'll get outshined by his brother in the coach department
>>157990108UFC wants this. Dana said TUF viewership numbers are up since paramount plus move. I dont think they were expecting it but this changes things. So next season they will actually get good fighters to coach instead of retired guys.
>>157990038Aint nobody watching that shi
khabib used to ragdoll dc in training. he'd make quick work of sissy jones.
Ive met guys like Talbot before. Dont be surprised if this dude has a wrap sheet longer than Jon jones by the end of his career.
>>157990108When one guy says this to media it usually means they were offered it by UFC in negotiations. The problem is only Paddy agrees to this. Topuria is gonna duck this and keep trying for Justin fight.
Tommy scored a good sponsorship.
>>157990109Or maybe Paddy just said it because that’s what he was thinking about
>>157987567Dana refuses/revokes press credentials to any MMA journos who criticize him or UFC. All that's left is sycophants and pussies who are afraid to ask the real questions and stir the pot
>>157990135Im surprised theyre even doing it still. its been so long since there was a tuf worth watching. Like the last one was probably garbrandt dillashaw.
>>157990163Sponsorship in a gambling enterprise. Way to sell your soul.
Jon Jones wants a boywife.
>>157990176based
>>157990090Genius, what metric would you use to put people who've never fought and will never fight above eachother then?In my world, Serra can beat GSP and still not be a GOAT cause beating someone doesn't transfer all their accomplishments and winning streaks to youIf I had an impressive resume and then some nobody like (You) caught me me I would still be the better fighter, yes, because I've proven myself to be so while you just had one lucky night
It’s crazy to think that if Jon Jones was white he would be Stephen Fry
>>157990205In fairness GOAT can mean different things in different categories. You could call Khabib the GOAT wrestler in ufc history but not the GOAT fighter.
>>157990038>Only 300k+ views on episode 1Oof
>GOAT can mean different thingsIn Jon's case the G stands for gay.
Jones has a thing for (against?) Russians. Just hope Islam doesn't run into him especially after all the shit he's talked
It is said when moses parted the red sea he wept, for even his consummate power was but a drop in the bucket compared to Justin Gaethje.
>Kvatsso please beat this bum I will pay 500 rubles I need you out the house so I can fuck these sheilas in peace and stop reciting the Quran all the time while I’m watching Naked & Funny
>>157990163>nicotine-free caffeine pouchI saw Arman shilling for a similar product recently
>>157990274Hell yeah dude Amanda Nunes is a freaking fox, agreed
If you’re so funny, why don’t you say these things to Jon’s face? If you’re so sure of yourself, you shouldn’t have any problem doing this.
My wrist hurts for some reason. No left hooks or jabs for me, going to have to rely on my big right hand today.
>>157990298I’d simply heem him stiff then have my way with him
>>157990252It's funny that the whole beef was started by some Russian journalist asking Islam "do you think Jon is the goat" and he said no. Classic shit stirrer at work
Jon would win Islam
>>157990360It only takes one
#candid #boudoir #wife #pregnant #Brazilian
>>157990365>win Islam...from khabib?
>>157990252Jones is only mad at brazza, hes fine with the rest of them. They actually love him over there. Hes a huge celebrity.
>>157990205>put people who've never fought and will never fight above eachotherYou seem to think I care about doing that. To reiterate >Arguing over who has the best recordHomosexual >Arguing over who would win in a fight based on style Heterosexual
What does heem think Mikey musumecis ceiling is?
>>157990370You don’t have one
>>157987514What has Gane done to this man?
Did anyone mention that Plinio Cruz is fighting Chase de Moor on short notice at the Copper Bosh for the misfits HW title
Poatin is too fat he has gotten FAT he is fucking FAT he became a fucking FATASS
>>157990394So when someone asks you who's the best LW, or fighter of all time in general, you just have no answer? Nothing? Or do you even go "erm my fave's X"?And buddy, you would use each fighter's record to gauge who would win, yes factoring in style makes it different but still, you're being asinine
THE chase demoor?
>>157990405Jones is a pussy I’d fight him for 10k at the Apex any rule set he wants.
>>157990038I want to see this guy suffer a life altering heem
>>157990403Probably pretty high. Hes a 125er so he doesnt really need to worry about getting knocked out.
Me serenading Laura Sanko
>>157990416literally who the fuck are these cans
>>157990431No, I really don't understand why people care so much. How does it affect your enjoyment of the sport? If Islam fought the exact same way he does now but his record was 6-2, you wouldn't enjoy his fights?
>>157990544in english senor
Why does Dana care more about getting into boxing promotion than he does about the ufc?
You got fucked kid. Gane fucked you good.
>>157990680He typed it in English.
We’ll do right by you, kid.
>>157990403Very low, he will struggle to get to even the mid tier. Everyone at 125 is very fast and can crack him before hes even able to get clinch them. Hes a jujitsu guy too and they always have shitty takedowns so his opportunities to grapple will be rare. Jujitsu usually has the worst crossover guys in mma.
>>157990688UFC is a well oiled machine. It can run on its own without him. Boxing is a new challenge because its all messed up and all the promotions just backstab each other and drag themselves down
>>157990689Gane's a pussy
>>157990702andale andale
gay sex? nah. GANE sex.
>>157990652There's this thing called stakes, ever heard of them?
Cocks locked for locktoberGanecels rise (not your cocks though as they are locked up lol)
>>157987514it was already bad enough before he would turn sideways.
>>157990803Islam vs Garry was equally as boring to me as any crotchsniff snoozer on the prelims.
Raja jus a victim of the rayciss system yo
oh shit is that my nigga sneed?
Cock lock and drop itCock lock and drop it
>>157990858Cause you're not invested
>>157990933These are always so stupidly made, you don't rape a woman cause of how much you love her
>>157990937Why should I have emotional investment in a stranger winning or losing a fight?
>Booty Bandits in UFCPayton Talbott -BisexualPaulo Costa - BisexualIsrael Adensanya - GayJeff Molina - Says he Bi but hes too zesty for sure is gay >Who else is Gay in UFC?
Many say they have heemed but not many can say they have been heemed.
>>157990927Aye, I've got a cock in my 'rari17 cocks, no 38
i want ufc icon jellybeanxo to heem my meng with her pussy while ufc icon nina drama heems my face with her ass
>>157991068Call that a sneed moment
Poatan looks sad at heavyweight. Just hang it up unc
>>157991002Are you sentient? Do you just see fighters as a bunch of blank slates fighting eachother? Why should you have emotional investment in characters in a story? So that the story's actually coherent and good>>157991009That side of women's literature is as representative of women's tastes as pornhub's front page is representative of men's tastes and beliefs
Dis doo tired of being marginalized by the pornhub front page
>>157991127>Gamethreads People don't actually read that shit do they?
I just shit and forget, janny can clean up after me that's what he gets paid to do.
>>157991081Believe it or not you can actually just watch MMA for the MMA. Maybe you ought to just crack open a book instead of trying to find some deep narrative in two meatheads punching eachother.
>>157991002Baste.
>>157991257Nah fuck that
Maybe you should just turn on your monitor and watch the 2x back to back champion dominate the new Gears of War: E-Day on Insane difficulty?
>he's emotionally invested in the goings on of two other men what the fuck mane
He shit his trunks and everyone saw it.
For me? It’s MMA narratological studies.
>>157991316I got a store in my trunk
>>157991257You will never truly comprehend the kino that is Jones vs DC with this mentality, sad!
Jones vs DC isn't so much a fight as it is the GOAT repeatedly embarrassing a fat homosexual retard
Jones is a lot of things (including homosexual) but I wouldn't call him fat
King without a kingdom Green vs Esteban "Some matchmaker heard that Messi was a thing while doing cocaine in Miami and now they are pushing him" Ribovics? Social classes, race, nepotism, someone overcoming the odds. This fight has it all. Duh he's emotionally invested. You're damn right I am! That's the only time I fucking feel alive these days. This shit touches my soul! So shut your damn mouth!
>>157991394Many are saying this
>Nooo you can't show whimsy as an African American man, that makes you a racial stereotype!
Listen, the kid just didn't wanna fuckin' fight
>>157991485daniel buck broken cormier
>>157991346So this great story I'm missing out on is that two nogs don't like each other and want to fight?
>>157991519Truly warms my heart that you actually did some research Yes, these two individuals who happen to be of African American descent, have a pretty entertaining rivalry Add to that them having good records, they had pretty high stakes fights that keep you on the edge of your seatFor more info, you can sign up for an account at the Paramount+ Website starting at $8.99 per month
Daniel "Shuck and Jive" Cormier
Jon Jones and Gane lover, DC and Aspinall haterReally one of Satan's greatest servants
>>157991637Let me guess, Khabitch pulled out?
>>157991649Let me guess Khabitch pulled out?
Kwabib > Khabitch
>>157991661Let me guess, Khabitch pulled out?
Khabib Niggarunoff
Can the servant of Satan come defend this behavior https://x.com/horiguchismafia/status/2105589870219641205?s=46
Tiramisu Cormier
I just saw APT clip but instead of Rose it had kwabib. that shit is worse than gore.
>>157991749Huh?
Who is the Ada Wong of UFC?
44 days until Gane fights.
i wouldnt fuck payton talbott
>>157991823Silva or Yan, cold demeanor and all
Speaking of, Yan vs Merab is gonna be on like Oct 23Sometimes I wish the UFC were more gimmicky in a way, I know that's WWE's job but a spoopy Halloween theme wouldn't hurt and the all American UFC 250 card was a great success, so
>>157991927anderson silva got his ass kicked and retired by uriah hall on halloween night. that was pretty spoopy.
>>157992052GSP and an actual Frenchman
drinking dope turn me to a supa heemer
Anthony Wint fight week. Smelling another big heem coming.
>>157991634 funny that you mention it..
except for the cases where dana uses his ties to the seedy under belly of society to advance the careers of his homosexual miscreants in the gay seans and tom "never won an undisputed title fight" aspinall, MMA is actually the one medium in which the good guys win the majority of the time
when's the last time jones was seen with his family?
>>157992438fair enough, although if anyone would be qualified to be lucifer i think it would be bones him being the son of a preacher, the hey pussy incident and all that
Whats the card this week? Anything good?
ride through the city like ciryl ganei’m on a mission to get it all
>>157992696Don’t look into it B
i’ve been writing the slow burn bone chilling psychological horror adjacent jon jones biopic
I still don't understand how big brown beat crocodile
>>157992580This lunatic thought about the fat man again unprompted. Strange obsession to say the least.
>>157992717Yeah thats why Im asking So I dont have to look for myself because I am a lazy piece of shit
>>157992713>is a fallen angel it's precisely that which made me think of bones given his heel turn post the first DC fight >>157992756guru is not even that far to be honest most men in the world would be bantamweights if they werent fat
Jons a sweetie baby pie he just happens to be able to kick the ass of 8 billion men
>>157992696its full of prospects like talbott, soldic, gautier, imanol, pinas etcand the best part? it will be streamed on cbs for free
payton my suga thang talbott
Schaub jumped on a pod recently and claimed to knock out cain in sparring
>>157987834sneed stella?
Sean Sharaf on JRE! Why didn't nobody say nothing?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4fDgjTkY40
>>157990038But you said you don't like the main event? So why would you complain that they're then focusing on the co-main instead?
talbott with dat lightskin nigga zest
Ok bros I just got back from work what's the sitch?
>>157993412
>>157992380Poor tom...
>>157993412We're now seven years removed from JRE uploads causing general excitement.
>>157993461Those were the times just dudes not afraid of being dudes, cock to cock manly shit. Its all woke bullshit now.
I still can't stop staring at it
>>157991017jonathan bones jones
>>157993500Hell yeah, brother!
>>157993412he may have just caused an iconic upset but he's still a literal who can retard at the end of the day
>>157993461>filenameLiterally not a single twink is present in that webm
>>157993593Um, b, that's a palestinian you're talmbout. Might want to be a tad more polite.
>>157993593ultra yikes...
>Palestinian>US marineGROSS! He's in debt and will do anything for money hence his career
I always wanted a lava lamp growing up, but my parents wouldn't let me have one. Even when someone told me I could have theirs for free, my parents said no. They said it would burn the house down. I never did get a lava lamp. Even as an adult I kind of just forgot about them. This world is a fucking prison planet.
>>157993412>>157993593>say he got into hundreds of thousands of gambling debt in Vegas with the aim of just stumbling into Dana White at some point and firm handshaking his way into the UFC>meanwhile Dana basically only plays on private high roller tables in his hotel room
>>157993703Ok well now you've remembered, so go get one
>>157993703I had a similar experience I still remember watching them in the stores. Don't really care for them now.
>>157993703you can get a lava lamp for like 15 bucks brother go live out your childhood dream
>>157993749I've spent my entire life in darkness. You can't relive the past. I often wonder what I would've become if I'd been allowed to have a lava lamp... but that doesn't matter now.
I could heem prime Mighty Mouse
>>157993708Marines are the biggest retards in America Every Marine from my high school was like 80 IQ
>>157993832I would ship it to you if I could you little bitch but it'd be better if you went and did it yourself anyway
29 have tried and 29 have failed to solve the Khabib Nurmagomedov question in a mixed martial arts setting. In modern MMA it's an incredible accomplishment. He is an unparalleled grappler. There's literally never been anyone else like him in this division. He MAULS world class fighters. According to Daniel Cormier, who shared the gym with him, he MAULS world class wrestlers on a regular basis. He is the best grappler in the lightweight division.
it's not even real lava b
Which UFC fighter would you NOT let babysit your children (if you had any)?
>>157993832Anon it is clear you need to do this for yourself as some sort of trauma healing exercise. I want to see a new lava lamp posted in /heem/ at some point this weekend
>>157994011Obvious answer is Gable. Logical answer is all of them besides some of the women I guess
>>157993954>a mixed martial arts setting.hang on doesn't mma usually have 3 rounds?
>>157994011johnny walker gives me nonce vibes
>>157994132Hey what's up Johnny Walker?
mma che really does fancy himself a knowitall doesn’t he
press conference soonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXLuBYALN_4we are all watching https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXLuBYALN_4
>>157994221the sad thing is some losers are actually going to sit down and watch this
>>157994221
>>157994241Don't be so hard on yourself
>>157994221hey uhhh first question from anon for heemsport: how are you guys liking salt lake city?
>>157994221Can't wait to tune in! I really want to hear what Cong Wang has to say. Maybe they'll ask her how she's feeling going into this fight? I will stop what I'm doing to watch this.
>>157994221>Wang's the name, Kong's the game. Xhi Xhong China's the place of origin. A new face on the block. I'm gonna heem Natalia Silva, the one and only, the legendary WMMA challenger. Am I excited? Am I honoured? You'd better believe it. Is she going down? I hope so. She's good, but it's time for a new face to take over. Is it me? I hope so. I'm gonna throw every move I know and I've been practicing with Urijah Faber at team Alpha MALE. I've been trying really hard, and I'm gonna get in the octagon, and her time is over. Maybe now it's time for a new face on the block, me - Wang the Joker Kong, the one and only, at the Delta Center this Saturday, tune in! Natalia Silva, the legend, with the utmost respect, I'm afraid to tell you, that I think you are going down.
Hey I wonder what ever happened to Waldo Cortes Acosta, that guy who called out Aspinall?>got decision'd twice nvm >see he has 9 kidswhat a loser
Where's Waldo :D
once upon a time daner would've gotten a pereira on the phone to save this card. now he doesn't even bother.
>>157994408You have no kids and will leave behind no lasting legacy. Who’s the loser now?
>>157994221Go fuck yourself. In no way would anyone here actually watch so don’t even try to joke.
Woaaah-ohhh, amber is the color of her energy
reminder jones said he was gonna make dc his wife
>>157994482they have better songs like uncalm and beautiful disaster
>>157994458As long as I'm not the guy dressing up like a pirate and getting his ass beat on TV to pay nonuple child support, I'm good.
Vegas intelburger here. Ankalaev is here meeting with Hunter. He is moving to heavyweight. Ali got him the trilogy with Alex at heavyweight and Alex acceppted. If he wins he will take Alex's number 3 ranking and be close to a title shot. I'm not joking, sadly.
>>157994515>I’m goodYou’re not good
>>157994469Yeah, you're watching. Hate Watching or not, you WILL watch all the same.
>>157994523Proof?
>>157994532I feel no hate. Only pity for everyone involved.
>We need to talk about this...We need to talk about fighter safety.. >Herb dean is endangering the fighters. This is NOT okay.You guys are such pathetic faggots, it's unreal.
>>157994523>>157994536
>>157994548I’m going to make a 2 hour video essay on this very topic. Stay tuned.
>>157989850he wouldnt be LW champ becuase he couldnt make weight anymore, thats why he killed fazza. is DC dumb or what
they put him ankalaev...
>>157994566Proof of what you just said not proof of some unrelated stuff
I think a ref shouldnt be able to stop a fight, only the corner of the fighter
>>157994221>Hi pretty lady. Is there a wang king?
>>157994621>doubting intelGOD
its over...
If you don't want to get hurt, don't cockfight for a living
>I'm rightPoor Eddie. I told you all to not make fools of yourselves. You can't win. Only Dana wins. He always wins and will continue to win. Any victory you think you have over GODna is because he has allowed you to feel victorious. Because it benefits his motives in the long run. You simply can't win.
>>157994735Gable brainheemed him
>>157994640
>>157994735this dudes a can why did brogan let him on pod
who gives a fuck about some 1-2 can, feed him to Tai and let him eat
King Green will be facing Esteban Ribovics, who is NOT gay
>>157993412>>157993593You were right. forgotten tomorrow sadly
>>157994967who. freak*n.cares
GODny enjoying a second prime undefeated in a second combat sport. kwabitch afraid to roll with uriah faber in raf. the volumes are voluminous
>>157994955And Green? He just called Ribovics Daddy a few min ago... looking like this... so...
>>157995043Oh shit. I am bricked up now.
Tony had to get a hair transplant whilst KhaBEAST still has a pristine hairline going into his forties
>>157995052high t v low t
>>157995065That's not how DHT works. Also Tony can't grow a beard, in all likelihood he's a low T femboy.
>>157995094>t.
>>157995052Hair transplants are gay but khabib's is past the goldilocks hairline zone to the neanderthal inbred freak zone. Bro's got the hairline of an indian woman.
>>157993695Shameful display, but he heemed Faggle, so we can cut him some slack.
>>157995052
>>157994523>Haramkalaev vs fat Pereira at hwHow lame.
>>157994523so he just blatantly ducked pavlovich huh?
How long until this Cameroonian rapes Dana over a performance bonus?
>>157995235even Ngannou was scared to get physical with Daner, think about that for a country mile
>>157994469yikes
>>157995280Good GOD nigga, what the hell?
>>157995350Oh HELL nah!
computer generate an image of cartoon sean strickland shouting at a gay boxing glove
>>157995317Puke Tomas wasted God knows how many liters of water just to generate that thumbnail. He should kill himself, honestly.
>>157995350Tattoos and shitty facial hair is the absolute most repulsive look a man can have
>>157995350https://youtu.be/yeGBaPc1X-0
Why isn't anyone asking which fat retard teammate of Tom's re injured his eye? He said he was fine and sparring then someone reinjured his right eye.We know he was expecting to fight Gane. Was it Ante Delija?(eye poked waldo) Mick Parkin? Martin Buday(his sparring partner for the last Gane fight)? Rico?
>>157995350Disgusting fucking freak
>>157995132s-tier hairline
>>157995408That guy is a faggot
>>157995350>tom, chug some protein. make some fans.
interesting that mick parkin is allowed to jam his fingers in tom's eye but when a black man accidentally does it he's suddenly the devil
>>157995174>Tiramisulmao
>>157995451Yeah but it’s amusing to watch the h8.
Migrate>>157995478>>157995478
>>157995461You jest, but when Weidman gave Bruno the old 1-2 eyepoke and finished him that way, everyone here was cheering on how based that was.
