Very important match tonight, since Portugal's captain, none other than CR7 Cristiano Ronaldo, has deserted the national team yesterday, after a conflict with manager Jorge Jesus. What will happen next!?DENMARK: Hermansen; Kristensen, Provstgaard, Andersen e Maehle; Hjulmand e Hojbjerg; Daghim, Damsgaard e Daramy; Hojlund.>subs: Jungdal, Filip Jorgensen, Hogsberh, Nelsson, Froholdt, Isaksen, Thomas Jorgensen, Skov Olsen, Bidstrup, Nartey, Gaaei e HoghPORTUGAL: Diogo Costa; João Cancelo, Rúben Dias, Renato Veiga e Nuno Mendes; Rúben Neves; Pedro Neto, Vitinha e Bruno Fernandes; Gonçalo Ramos e Rafael Leão>subs: Rui Silva, Samuel Soares, Diogo Dalot, Tomás Araújo, Gonçalo Inácio, Nuno Tavares, João Palhinha, João Neves, Bernardo Silva, Trincão, João Félix e Fábio SilvaStarts in about 50 bingsMore news about Ronaldo:>Portuguese prime-minister Luis Monten**** has called the chief of the federation, manager Jorge Jesus and Cristiano Ronaldo to settle things up>Madeira's Regional Government president has come in defense of Ronaldo, but no news if he will declare indepenedence of the archipelago>ronaldo's sisters are defending him and answering haters on Instagram
Denmark won't win....right?
haven't been excited for a match of Portugal for years. Tonight we must win
>>157991271either>Portugal throws a good riddance to Penaldo and blows Denmark out of the wateror>Portugal revolts against JJ, plays like shit and loses the matchNo in betweens. On the other hand, we get to know who the players are siding with
>>157991309>so passionless that you only care about spiting your best player in historyLol
>>157991248all the memes aside ronaldo has destroyed his legacy
>>157991322don't forget he's only half portuguese, he said he feels saudi too. Plus no way I'd be excited knowing we'd be down to 10 men since the kick off, now we play with 11 so it's an even game
>>157991248i can't even imagine the shitshow if we dont win
>>157991309Me too,I said to myself I aint any game until that fucker left the team
DOLLAR DOLLAR BILLS YALL
>their "goats" went out as crybabbiesThey Won
>>157991248Current Denmark squad isn't that good, right?
What's with the crybaby burger schizo? He posts the same shit in every single thread.
>>157991416He's trying really hard to get (You)s.Sad, I know. It doesn't work for a few reasons>Haaland is generally a calm guy. Only seemed strange when he answered the press with very brief answers, but turned out to be alright.>Mbappe is a fucking crybaby, we know this and even he knows people know, that's why the Kylian Dictador meme took offOnly really hardcore Mbappe fans would deny the latter, and they're mostly not on 4chan.
checkmate atheists.
>>157991429The dictator meme took off because people hate seeing a black guy that goes around saying Ronaldo is his idol, media already despises Ronaldo + they hate black guys that don't do the humble gimmick so it was an easy recipe for hate.
>We made ronaldo rage quit the national teamuhhhh danebros?
>>157991471Thank you for your service
>>157991456Also I can tell no one on this board actually watches club football, or at least the EPL. The way you all talk about players like they're normal likeable guys exposes it. The amount of players in the EPL that aren't whiny is very minimal. LolEveryone fucking whines and cries because that's the culture there. Rodri for example was seen as a no nonsense straightforward dude because of Tagliafico getting in his face after the WC final but he was absolutely a whiny bitch after every match he got owned in with City. Lol
>>157991484Ronaldo is the whiniest bitch to ever whine. Keep coping.
>we beat Portugal 4-0>manager is sacked>CR7 is hired back as player manager
>>157991497I'm responding to his mbappe - haaland comparison, I'm not disagreeing
>>157991502Excuse me then.
>>157991501
>have to wait for everyone at work to be done >Miss my train so have to watch the start at the train station and won't be home until half timeIt's an abstract kinda feel
>>157991416your "goat"s you spammed humiliated themselvesyour hated enemies won and are the face of soccer along with hated yamal and hated vini jryou lost
>>157991416It's chikaner, don't reply to himHuge schizo
>>157991521hello
>>157991248>>Madeira's Regional Government president has come in defense of Ronaldo, but no news if he will declare indepenedence of the archipelagoImagine Ronaldo promoting Madeira's independence just so he can play for their NT
>>157991563Hej Got a stream that works without frying my phone?
>>157991248it's not portugal vs denmark you idiot, it's denmark vs portugal
>>157991667Go fuck yourself with a baguete frogeater
TSUBROS GIVE YOUR FUCKING ENERGY TO DENMARK TO HUMILIATE PORTUGAL WITHOUT CR7copy paste it\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
>>157991664nee
>>157991667this nigga from Alsace
>>157991429>that's why the Kylian Dictador meme took offit was messi/neymar propaganda.
Do it for Ronaldo, Denmark bros
>ronalditas are gonna hatewatch every Portugal match from now on
>>157991667das riteTell them pierre
explain?
Ronaldo is wanking watching this like a cuck
What ya reckon?
Finally i can watch this team again
>>157991754this isnt a spain thread
Literally how can anyone still like that overrated arrogant grandpa dickhead crynaldo
>>157991248RL7bros we are eating good fr fr
THAT LIL GIRL WAS PREGNANT!! Y ARE THE PORTOGUESE PLAYERS LIKE THIS!!
>>157991774>trusting Rafael Ratão
We already won without Ronaldo so as far as I’m concerned another win will cement this as an end of an era
where are they?
>>157991803He's got a point to prove
>woman narrating serbia x germanyguess i'll have to watch this instead
>Leão/Neto on the wingsGood lord I hope this is a day where they don’t play like shit
>>157991814Nigga he has had his whole career to prove a point and he is playing at Galatasaray before 30He sucks
>>157991810This archtype of Portuguese woman (perhaps common in España too) has an nuclear tier toxic personality
>>157991810portuguese women are meant to serve french men
How many today?
>/sp/ now likes black players
>>157991829Have some faith in your team portubro, I believe you will succeed better without Ronaldo
>>157991832yeah i knowwell, or so ive heard, im an incel
>>157991838/sp/ doesn't like any players mate
>>157991843I am sure of that, in the long run at leastBut Ratão still sucks
i dont think ive ever seen all these different flags for one of our games... well ever
>>157991848Me too but I have extensive studies in foid-ology
>>157991857Best game on tonight I reckon
>>157991857im here to watch ronaldo, i sure hope he gets those 1000 gols
who the fuck is Daghim
>>157991380>>157990586Get back to work, Paco. No one is buying your narrative.
>>157991857Nah, a lot more flags during the world cup/ euro when you play other big teams
Giving No 7 to a literal who. Very very disrespectful, nipples protruding
Think Portugal is actually trying to prove themselves, they are deffo not siding with Ronaldo, but they are a bit shook due to it, so they will probably concede to counters. Anything can happen
kom igen nu danske fisse drenge
>>157991912eufa only allow numbers from 1-23 so someone had to take itportubros... that was a close one, if you lose you manager will have to resing
What is the beverage/snack of your choice tonight, anon?
>>157991929I reckon this Portuguese team has been dying to prove what they can do without an OAP up front.I really hope they prove Ronaldo wrong and succeed without him, it would shatter his inflated ego
>>157991945> nutri-score Cngmi
>>157991945vodka
So Denmark and Norway did not have 1/4th of the team leave with illness?
>>157991936can you post that song again
See that play?Ronaldo would never FUCK YEAH
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
waow
TSUUUUUUUUUUUU
TROLLPOST + GOAL
riemer pls go
so this is the power of unhindered portugal
GOOOOLZALOOOO
>Canceloschizophrenic barcadog
ronaldobros... that's our backup
oh no no no no cr7 sisters...
clean
Literally NOBODY cares about this shit without GODnaldo
Pissaldo sisters...
>joao cancelojoao is a brazilian name...
goodnight everyone
>jay-wowSounds pretty redneck to me
SuuuuuuuuuuuuuuI hope they win 0:10 so Ronaldo can seeth more
>mæhle>provstgaard>kristensen>daghim>daramy2. division tier players
>Greenland vs.... blue rupee from ocarina of time?
>hyping up irrelevant friendliesKEKAROO the absolute state of /sp/ and anti-ronaldo trannies
our Era starts today
>>157991898kek your country got humiliated by spain on the world stage
>not even 15 minutes in and Portugal is winningNot like this Penaldo saars
>>157992031Looks like a tidepod
>>157992038Even worse, acting like denmark is a good side
>>157992031we are originally from Atlantis, few know this
>If penaldo hadn't caused all this drama would could have just lost in peace with 4 danes, our dutch friend and maybe 2 portugeese and 1 norwegian poster and not with all these johnny foreigners watching
>>157992064Denmark is better than USA
>all these posts about ronaldo despite him not even playingHe fucking won.
>>157992064Yes. Denmark is in a dire state. People here also forgot that Ronaldo scored against them last year.
I'd rather have Sisto than these talentless africans
Ronaldo has been shit for almost 10 years, you don't need to keep sucking his dick forever
>>157992083Denmark didn't even make it to the world cup bro
>>157992031greenland vs condom package
>>157992086especially considering how discreetly he chose to leave
>>157992098Neither did Italy but they would smash you
>>157991945those are amongst the best from that brand, but the texture is shit. crips must not have a texture
I should've tried harder in football practice when I was younger I could've easily have been playing in this current team full of shittersMad to think about..
>>157992090
Any other missing players from the Portugal squad
just woke up ready to watch some kino footy
the funniest thing about them only having one sport is they have to watch dogshit friendlies and pretend they matter
>>157992105Italy is quite a bit better than Denmark. And that is beside the point that acting like Portugal and Denmark are some even matchup to own a geriatric is pathetic
I have had diarrhea for 24 hours
>>157992144you should eat better
>>157992038>it's a major trophy when Penaldo plays>it's irrelevant friendlies when Penaldo doesn't Penaldo jeets are embarrassing creatures
>>157992134Portugal are better than Denmark, both are better than USA
>>157992144Same, I made some bad gravlax and Ive been shitting it up
Being a penaldog fan in 2026 is just suffering man. Fuck i was hoping theyd get stomped 4-0.No im not brown
>>157992144admit it, it's fun once in a while.
>>157992156So how do you value the trophies he's won you?
>molengão
GOLACOOOO
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
HOWEVER
>ronaldo retires>starts hatewatching portugal>messi retires>starts rooting for argentinaHope Argentina win the upcoming Copa and World Cup so it exposes Messi as a fraud carried by Enzo, Mac Allister, Paredes, Romero and Dibu
GOAAAAAAAAL
holy molly
uhhh portubros??????????
There were multiple threads just the other day calling Bruno a disgusting rat and now spee is forced to root for him lmao
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU
DAMSGOAT
Beautiful goal ngl
Can any portubro with more insight to his personality explain what the fuck Sui was thinking?Even for his standards this melty wad unprecedented
BRING BACK RONALDO
ronaldobros we're BACK
Nice goal
what a goal from the danes
TOTALGODNALDOWIN
>>157992156>>it's a major trophy when Penaldo plays>>it's irrelevant friendlies when Penaldo doesn'tYeah literally I mean it 100%DENMARK SCORED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA KWABORTUGAL
GOLAZO GOLAZO
ronaldo would have saved that shot
es golazo
Wtf, I didn't know Denmark could produce that kind of goal.
Portubros, you managed to get rid of Ronaldo, now you only need to get rid of that failed rapper LeMAO too and you might just become a top team
Well well well
AIEEEEE MEDSISTERS I DONT FEEL SO GOOD
RONALDO DREAM LIVES !!!
Denmark would have never scored if GOATnaldo was on the pitch. Deserved fuck Portugal for disrespecting my daddy
Ronaldo is tsuuuing rn
Somewhere out there a Ronaldo is smirking. You just know he's that petty.
golaco AGAIN
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
WE'RE BACK
>>157992220RAMOS RAMOS RAMOSKys jeet
>>157992225stfu Leao is based
>>157992229Oh chikaner you barely hit send on that and we scored
HOWEVER HOWEVER
NOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP SCORING PORTUGAL
>>157992235>Somewhere out there a Ronaldo is smirking. You just know he's that petty.Holy aura the edits
HOWEVER YOUR HOWEVER
and now cristiano is seething
OH NO NO NO TSUUU BROS
uh oh"swede" bro?? now what?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOtsuuuu....
penaldosisters not like this.........
Ronaldobros... it's over for us
Based Ramos, I'm still sad he left PSG, he was such a good wild card
My hairline is similar to that of Damsgaards'
Yeah we have a striker now
Now everything about that was something Ronaldo couldn’t do
Hahahahaha. KWABnaldo can't stop taking Ls
>>157992246Lmao, your ex President is a jeet, moor
>>157992235Nigga he smirks when he knows the whole world is watching, in private he's probably wearing a denmark shirt and fully celebrating that danish goal
Very grim
Danish goalkeeper just let that go in
provstgaard is such absolute shit no wonder he plays for lazio
>>157992270you belong in the archaeology department of a second rate university
I miss hydration breaks
ITS OVERBRING RONALDO
>>157992268Ramos is a flop in Milan and Paris
>RamosJesus was right
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157992281Wasn't president, but stop shit talking one of your own
Let Leao score
>>157992300People will pretend he's good to spite penaldo
just got home what did I miss
>>157992300He is not a flop at Ass Milan, he just doesn't have good players around himHe did his job at Pee Ass Gee
>>157992270yeah mine is a maginot line
>>157992322Totally my type....she must be 50 by now though
ohnonononononoget our new keeper off the field
Portugal is a legit contender for the next Euros now
>>157992334your type is attractive woman with nice tits. me too bro.
>>157992334I'll take this one
>>157992270same
>>157992319Exactly. Btw, most of Ramos goals last season came against relegation fodder and lower division teams in the domestic cup.
>>157992322>Women get to wear low-cut shirts that show off their booba and titmog other small-chested womenUnbelievable. What's the male equivalent of having a huge rack?
I like when Nuno Mendes does this
going back to watching anime baka
>>157992280>porto>sagresAt least you tried
>>157991248>all those years and tournaments wasted by Portugal in favor of assuaging Penaldo's ego instead of just playing with RamosCP7 should've already been a bech player past Qatar, but I absolutely believe Portugal would've had a real shot at winning the 2024 Euros playing without his corpse upfront.
man I hope the game will finish with a draw or a denmark win because I won't be handle to hear all those journalists claiming that the portugal team now "breath" because they beat fucking denmark
>>157991978Hvilken sang, venn?
we would always have won with or without Ronaldo anywaythis means nothing
just pass the ball to the twink already
>>157992364Ngl that danish cinnamon pastry is like crack
>>157991810Too busy sucking BBC(Big Brazilian Cock), mine specifically.
>>157992384https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUxYRreondw
What is he thinking?
>>157991248>CR7 Cristiano Ronaldo, has deserted the national team yesterday,He did WHAT?What a petulant child. Was it all because he was benched the entire game?
>>157991810Probably being mid somewhere else
who the FUCK is this perker on the right wing he is so fucking bad its insane
>>157992378what should be there?
>>157992379>Portugal would've had a real shot at winning the 2024 Euros playing without his corpse upfront.Bullshit. The entire collective was shit and still is.We all saw how Vitinha, Neves, Bruno and Ronaldo's attacking partners performed in the World Cup.
>30mins in>3 goals alreadyYeah, this shit mogs the World Cup.
>>157992402it was because the coach refused to guarantee him playtime. What a fucking child lel
>>157992402no it's because the manager betrayed him, ronaldo wuld have been fine with being benched if being told he would be benched. jesus used those games to take over and get rid of ronaldo. disgracefully. ronaldo deserved a planned hommage.
>>157992402Yes.
>>157991810Fully naked on Rafael Leão's bed waiting for him to return home all sweaty
>>157992364the guns are all airsoft I presume
>>157992420It's a friendly, nothingburger competition .
>>157992434don't need guns when you are already elite
>>157992420real
Despite the fanfiction, Nuno Mendes, Dalot, Felix and Leao have always liked Cristiano and always will
>DaghimWHY do we have a perker on the team
>noooo but he’s shit at club levelDon’t care, would happily take a Klose situation like Germany had for years
I kbow its been said a hundred times but its wild to me a 41 year old man had a meltdown over a nothingburger and straight up deserted and fucked off with a private jet.I dont think hes ever playing for Portugal again, what a sorry ass exit. At least Messi went out with dignity
>>157992437Which is why it's so much better. They're actually playing the game instead of metagaming.
>LeMao shitting and flopping>all danish motion happening on his wing
>>157992410Super BockAnd FrancesinhaAnd Papas de SarrabulhoAnd Tripas
>>157992468>Messi went out with dignityI think Cucurella might disagree
>>157992468I've been out of the loop, what happened this time?
>>157992463Our Podolski...
en neger og en perkerDanmark er faldet
>Nordic goalkeepingAt least it wasn’t as big a fuck up as Norway
>>157992481cucu cucurella
>>157992486>our
someone call daghim and tell him to back to making my kebabs
Look at Goncalo Ramos sprinting back during that counter attack. Penaldo seriously wasn't able to do that for 20 minutes a game?
why arent there cuties? all the girls so far are fatties, not cool
>>157991312The Portuguese players would have to be clinically retarded (as opposed to mid 90s iq like the average footy pro) to side with CP7 in this shitshow. I can imagine them being in a very uncomfortable position years ago because most of them probably have him as a childhood hero and national icon, but they're not blind and theyust have realized pretty quickly that the guy has been dogshite for years now on top of his diva attitude. As of this point though? They're clearly fed up with his bullshit.
bro thinks he's neuer :skull:
>>157992497I'm portuguese, cope
>>157992484Portugal manager didnt play him in a nothingburger match, Ronaldo freaked the fuck out and ran out on the team, got on his private jet and flew back to his mansion without permission.
I don't mind if Portugal wins I just want cancelo red carded or injured
>>157992537kinoest moment of 24 euro
>>157991713Based Messi and Nerman, then. Mbappé is a fucking bitch, and he can't lace either Messi nor Neymar's boots.
>>157992530Damn, Portugal might win this thing after all.
Where's Ronaldo?
how do you say bald fraud in moor speak?
Portugal only exists because of Ronaldo, the disrespect is shameful, you couldn't even qualify to the wc before the goat arrived
>>157992574You wrote Nuno Alvares Pereira wrong, but it's ok, I understand you are still traumatised.
>greece 2 netherlands 0lmao
>>157992563at home
>>157992494>Se come una pollaGet it? Because he's ass at VARdrid. Hahahaha
>>157992586bruh, what the fuck happened to the dutch
Pisstiano who??
Your halftime plans?
>>157992574You only exist because of Guardiola and a region that wants to be independent.
>>157992601Xavi happened
>>157992563On his way to Piers'
>>157992586lol, they are going to qualify for the real deal
>>157992555no I mean the propaganda from their fans. messi fans always accuse the others of what messi is accused.
>>157992568Fraude careca
>>157992611drink some Faxe Kondi
>>157992622>if you call me gay you must yourself be gayt. faggot
>>157992586Greece is the new NorwayKinda, they are considerably worse but they are still pretty decent
>>157992617Oh yeah forgot they hired him what the fuck is that about
>>157992622true
>>157992574El Madridista, señores
>>157992637If they had a Haaland...
>>157992488Vesten....er tabt....
>>157992419>We all saw how Vitinha, Neves, Bruno and Ronaldo's attacking partners performed in the World Cup.Because they felt the weight of playing for a shit striker with zero mobility. It's not good a team's dynamic when they all have to both run the share CP didn't, and also had to play all their passes to his feet on a perfect position, knowing he won't do shit otherwise. Also, I didn't say they would've won everything without him, I'm saying they would've gone further with almost any other striker, including Ramos.
>one more match to go against NorwayCompletely forgot about that desu, going to be real bad if we win that and Ramos scores again
>>157992657They have Ioannidis who is betterIt would be a shame if, lets say, Crystal Palace paid 40M for him
>>157992586i hate the Dutch NT so much lel
>>157992611im rewatching keijo!!!!!!!!
>>157992468>At least Messi went out with dignity>>157992481>>157992494they both exited as massive KWABs and are a black eye on socceryou spammed these faggots for years and they humiliated you all lmfao
>>157992693heh
>>157992622Let's say that's true. It changes nothing about what I said. Mbappé is a third rate player compared to prime Neymar, let alone Messi, and Mbappé is still a huge bitch. Or did Messi and Neymar forced Mbappé to leave the pitch instead of congratulating Barcelona as they were ordered by their coach? Or to LARP as a panafricanist while beggin for a Bd'Or? Or is their fault he shits his shorts in every UCL KO ever?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dslT-Ejp-I
>>157992692It's a home game this time. And you already won the away game.
Van Dijk should do a Ronaldo and fuck off for good
You guys need to understand that Penaldo will be back. It's pathetic i know but he will be back, there is a reason why they went to the airport trying to talk to himNo one wants to be associated with this, no one wants to "be the guy" who got rid of the """GOAT""". Plus he makes a lot of money for the federation. What will happen is that we will qualify for the Final 4 next year and he will be playing in that (not as a starter i suppose but he will play) and retire after that (hopefully).
We're more of a tennisI mean cyclingI mean curlingI mean handball nation anyway
>>157992747>Or did Messi and Neymar forced Mbappé to leave the pitch instead of congratulating Barcelona as they were ordered by their coach?lmao only a retarded barca faggot would think this charade was important
HALF TIME, POST JORGE JESUS MEMES
>>157992782He can be back for a farewell friendly or two (can be one in Madeira)
>>157992747>Or did Messi and Neymar forced Mbappé to leave the pitch instead of congratulating Barcelona as they were ordered by their coach? That's not what actually happened. The whole team was already being signalled to leave by staff.>Or to LARP as a panafricanist while beggin for a Bd'Or?He already did this many years before this Ballon d'Or.>Or is their fault he shits his shorts in every UCL KO ever?He doesn't.
>>157992586greek renaissance i can see it, there was a greek chad scoring against arseanal in their humiliation too
alright lets get this humiliation ritual game over with
>>157992782He HAS to quit someday, though, theres gonna be someday where he will finally stay away, theres gotta be.............
>>157992622>messi fans always accuse the others of what messi is accused.this, they're always seething about European Elites like Haaland and MbappeEspecially Mbappe
lol
>>157992787>France is beginning to mog us in Badminton, the one thing we had over all western nationsit's truly over.
>Daghim outBASERET
>>157992846Wtf is going on with norway?
>>157992853they got a red tbf
>>157992847>Badmintonwhat is this? an english meal?
>>157992747silly spic negreilona customer lmao. but i agree about penbappes african cope all of a sudden reminds me of penaldo for the bdor in 2019 with his fanfic about how kind workers gave him mcdonalds burgers as he was starving
>>157992853their best players isnt on the game, he is going to get relegated
I am not really feeling this match
>>157992818That is another option but that would feel like a pity friendly. I think he would rather go out after a competition>>157992843The thing is that apparently he did quit after the world cup but since he already had a relationship with the new coach they talked and he was convinced to be back, like i said no one wants to be associated with his goodbye.That was part of the reason why he left yesterday because apparently (all of this are rumors) he quit the NT and they wanted him to be back and he assumed he would just keep playing normally
>>157992478?
>>157992861True, though I thought they'd beat Portugal too. Portugal is a good side, but if it weren't for Nyland I think they'd have lost.
can Wales beat Norway thank you very much please
>>157992795Are you retarded? It doesn't matter what team it was against or why, the important part is that he DIRECTLY contradicted his coach, on camera, and the rest of the team was forced to take sides. Alonso was fired within that week.>whaa, why are people calling my favorite braindead Ngubu a dictatorGee, maybe because of things like that
Oof thats a bad shot
>Isakshit
damn isak, just shave it bro
>>157992914didn't ask
>>157992908didn't read your post, I now know you're a worthless barca fan. kys.
>>157992908Mbappe and Xabi were on good terms, this entire thing is a misconception. It was Vini and Valverde that constantly disrespected Xabi. Arbeloa (the guy that replaced Xabi) is the one Mbappe had issues with.
>>157992889If it weren't for Nyland they could have been world champs for all we know.
>>157992928why arent you watching your NT?
>>157992887Very good.
Now that Portugal got off that tapinesol and pealdine drip they're quite fun to watch.
is penaldo on his knees praying for a portugal loss tonight?
If Portugal had a good GDP they'd be Richturgal
>>157992843>He HAS to quit somedaythe concept of "quitting" is alien to a narcissist's mind. It's associated with weakness.
GOLACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>157992946been a Dave Danmarkboo since I was like 10 years old. Pic related, my window after Denmark beat Netherlands at Euro 2012.
AIEEEEEEEEE
GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALO
BRING RONALDO
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>>157992959if puerto rico had a bad gdp they would be puerto pobre
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
OURTWINK
TSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Penaldo hater bros...
Damn, both of Denmark's goals looked so good
HE DID THE TSUUUUUU LET'S GO RONALDO BROS
AIIIIEEEEEE RONALDO SAVE ME
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Kek he did a TSUUUUuuu
cringe as fuck celebration
Hojlund is so fucking based
did you know that the danish flag is the oldest still used flag in the world?
>did the TSUUUUUUU right infront of a jeetKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK
Hold still penaldo hatersThis will only hurt a little
based Hojlund
>>157993008ur cringe lmao (based me)
>>157992951thx for feedback
>>157993025Based Dane, FUCK PENALDO
>>157993023yes I did know that
Why is Portugal's history against Denmark so bad bros, i still have flashbacks of Bendtner scoring in every single match against us.
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
completely forgot hojlund existed and i actually rated him at manure>um gol que cristiano ronaldo definitivamente celebraria, claro que não porque foi feito contra portugalnarrator taking the piss
Fucking Leão out Neto out Cancelo is a damn retard too
>>157993042Reread nigel
>>157993064My point still stands
>>157993047I had memoryholed that in mind lmaoBut yeah, it happened a lot
>>157992966True, I guess Ronaldo was always going to be forced to retire and make drama out of it and claim conspiracy theories and whatnot. Quitting is admitting defeat, while blaming his departure on other people keeps his ego intact.
for me its João Almeida
Sagres > Super Bock
>>157993047I remember when it felt like we played them at every qualifier. Also all those qualifiers always being huge grinds.
>>157993023you want flag facts? Did you know Haiti and Lichtenstein had identical flags until they noticed at the 1936 Olympics?
>>157993084Stout? PerhapsNormal? Nah
>>157993023I found out while making the image Turns out it came from the sky while they were slaughtering pagan Estonians lmao
>>157993080For me it's Mattias Skjelmkse
>>157993047why are you in japan
>>157993084trvke
>>157993061>Just as Ronaldo arrives at the stadium silently and discreetly and tells Jorge Jesus, who is surprised by his presence: "Deixa-me entrar. Eu resolvo."
>>157993098yeah, i saw it on a youtube vid
Portugal does not seem that scary on the counterattack.
>>157993099Sagres just drinks more easy both are tripe, I did like the dois corvos pilsner
>>157993123
>>157992820>The whole team was already being signalled to leave by staff.Don't even try this bullshit, Leshawn, Xabi was recorded asking his team to stay for a guard of honor.>He already did this many years before this Ballon d'Or.What happened with >us Europeans (LMAO) then? Guy is as fake as his statpadding with France>H-he doesn'tYES. HE. DOES.
>>157993128Life brought me here
>>157993084>BELCHian having shit taste in beerChecks out, fucking subhumans.
>>157993135no, the danish team is quicker
Everybody always underestimates Denmark
My boy Trincão.
>>157993135That’s what happens when you have Leão who wants to do dribbles and Neto who can’t pass
>DABBING on keknaldo
>tv2 play not fucking working in the second half 300 DKK in the trash
what the fuck was that shot from our neger lol
>>157993047https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRFQLtV_mHgThis is an evergreen
>>157993146Jap wife?
>>157993160i would be so mad
As someone that doesn't follow club football, why is Pote never called? Hasn't he been good for Sporting?
Its not fair, Ronaldo shouldve been the one missing that
>>157993160>paying for TV2jew shitmin broder
>>157993047I was annoyed when I saw we were in the same group as them, hated that period where we played them all the damn time
Cancelo and Leao out probably for the best
>>157993160Never pay for a subscription service you can get for free.
Leão7 is invisible.
>>157993166legendary game
>>157993185Im white so I don’t commit crimes unfortunately
>>157993132how about national anthem facts? The Malaysian national anthem was written in 10 minutes by the sultan's assistant when they visited the UK and queen Victoria asked if they could play their national anthem and they were too embarrassed to tell her they didn't have one.
>>157993189he's visible every time he fucks up (every time he touches the ball)
>>157993166This fucking match lmao
Dane crowds make good atmosphere, very impressive
I like ronaldo but I don't really care about the drama and this match is pretty good so lmão
>>157993160toppest of lel why not stream?
>>157993160i don't have any streaming services, but it seems like it's not an infrequent thing that they're down during games?
>>157993200Our national anthem was written as a patriotic republican anti-monarchy song after thr British Ultimatum of 1890.Originally it ended with "Against the Brits, march". Now they replaced Brits with Cannons and it just sounds as if we are being told to be cannonfodder
>>157993168Yes
>>157993200jajaja, thats so funny>>157993199you could argue that giving money to people that will do bad things with it is also doing a bad thing
>>157993147stick to making subpar redwine you monkey
danebros im not feeling so good right now
>>157993199You're just a cuck getting jewed out of your money for a subpar service.
Ronaldo who???
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BRUNO BRUNO BRUNOVITINGZ VITINGZ VITINGZ
This fucking match kek
>>157993238>they replaced Brits with Cannonswhat would have been a better word, then?
What a cross
IT'S PENALDOVER
LITLE VICTORLITLE VICTORLIYLE VICTORLITLE VICTOR
>>1579932552-2, and norway losing, you can make to the second placeforget about it
Penaldo haters we are SO FUCKING BACK
ronaldobros... we got too cocky
>>157993238it was also written by a German lel
penaldosisters
>
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
kek ronaldo is so fucked
>>157993266Because it has the same syllables and ends with the same sound?
>>157993275>>157993277Kek
>>157993274say again?
>>157993288sure. that's not what I asked, though.
See the keeper there. He should be running out towards the nigga who headed the ball hi
>3 goals without penaldo>muh gotta be there to score the goalsHim being there wouldve done nothing to prevent the danish goals, lets be real
>>157993266The eternal Spaniard
Ts- Ts- TSUUIIIIIIIIII
How many yellow cards is Jesus at since he came to the NT? 2 already?
>>157993308im going to rape your fag asshow about that
>>157993235It’s only when we play a national game for some reason they always shit the bed
it's ok the match was worth it just for the hojlund tsuu
League B can be fun too I guess ;_;
>every time I check out Greece-Netherlands someone scoresMan, fuck off, why does this keep happening to me?
>>157993307Even if we lose this Ramos replacing him had a goal and assist as well as being more involved in the play, and now Bruno who’s always held back by Ronaldo gets an assist tooOur problems have been shitty defending only
>>157993266Unironically colhões
>>157993350is that balls?against the balls?what
>>157993366Cabrões also works
>>157993366Against the homos, march!MARCH!
Lmao that Swedish psycho who obsesses over Vitinha for some autistic reason must be seething rn
>>157992929Concession accepted, Nbembe.>>157992931>Mbappe and Xabi were on good termsDoesn't matter. He still fucked over his coach because he's always believed he's above them. Happened with every single coach he's ever had, just look at his overall career and how many coaches he's burnt through. >this entire thing is a misconception. It was Vini and Valverde that constantly disrespected Xabi. Arbeloa (the guy that replaced Xabi) is the one Mbappe had issues with.Fraudicius and Valpierde also being insubordinate little bitches doesn't change what Nbgubbé did, has done and will continue to do with all his managers. Btw, there's no way in hell Denmark wouldn't have sunk Portugal into their box playing like this if Portugal was playing with 10, AKA with Penaldo as their striker.
>>157993346Go Rape those fools.You will be back in no time.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
this is gonna end 2-4
is this accurate, Ikea bros?
KEKliteral refball
>>157993389>pewdiepieNo one cares about him anymore, now him......
>Penaldo out>Ramos starting>Felix as a second striker>the meme duo no longer put on a pedestal (Neves and Vitinha)>Bruno freed from Penaldo's leash I used to dream of times like these
Im there, but 4chan doesn't let me post using mobile internet. Anything funny i can do?
>>157993378seems like conflicting messaging when the players are playing with rainbow armbands at the same time.
Imma be real, jokes, cope and mental gymnastics aside, this has been a bog-standard Portugal game not too different from most in the last 6 or so year
>>157993416ask a cute girl to let you her phone and post from hers
>>157993389missing the Carl Gustaf 84 mm recoilless rifle
>World cup round of 16 qualifier and proud football nation PORTUGAL barely hanging on against proud pig raising cycling and hangball nation DENMARK
>>157993389>kanelbullensdag on sundaygonna get so fat, bros
>>157993416Do a sneaky creepy shot of some girl
>>157993430You're scoring so there's something.
>>157993439you have the same big titles as portugal
>Portugal needing to refball against DenmarkUm
just got home ladshas the era of punished bruno began? ronaldo was holding him back hard
>>157993464Based Portista Bermudanon
>>157993464rare
>>157993457titles earned in the last century dont really mean much
They deserve to die in an airplane crash for what they did to the greatest footballer ever, Cristiano Ronaldo. Team and nation of RATS!
the absolute state of our niggers
Refball
can we get Daramy off the fieldneger keeps fucking up
>>157992676>Because they felt the weight of playing for a shit striker with zero mobilityDebunked.He made plenty of runs but none of them wanted to pass him and just recycled the ball. Ronaldo never put in a wrong foot except for that bruno moment. The LEAST creative team out of the so-called "favorites" so mind yourself *obese brown latinx 'p spammer living in poverty award*>>157993441Thanks for reminding me of that i have ICAs vaniljbullar in the freezer.
*ahem*I feel like this is the correct thread to bring up the following fact to your attention:MWWThank you for your time.
>>157993497Calm down SAAR, no one pointed a gun for Pissaldo to leave.
>>157993416Where are you what cunt is this
Denmark just flopping all over the fucking place.
>>157993416Where is here?What am i looking at?
>>157993457our euro cup is old enough to pull a muscle walking up stairs
>>157993519Die, bleed, burn bitch
>>157993515inshallah
Didn't Felix leave? Lol
thats a red
What is bro's hairline
>>157993515
>that tackle >not a red
>>157993569the scandi gene hairlineits a curse
>keep kicking the ball away to prevent freekicks>referee doesnt punish itshit referee dirty poortugese
Refs want to see ronaldo lose the spiritual battle today
>>157993539uma rosa portuguesa de Lourenço Marques
can united have hojland backtesco wants a transfer to sick note fc with mount and de ligt
Based refs fucking over those dirty nordic bastards.
can the game end alreadythis old man needs to be up early tomorrow at 05:00
>>157993539average penaldo fan>>157993564yeah i'd agree
>Kasper HøghHoly grim
>>157993594>dirty nordsYeah sure >SEE: Bernardo Silva chimping out on Odegaard
oh no no no it's over for real
O G R EGRE
GOLOOOOO!
OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>157993411who?>>157993437its in now.
MY BOY JFEELINZG
>joão félish
QUATRO???SEM PENALDO????
Det er slut
JWOW FUCKING FELINGZZZZZZZZZZZZ
If Denmark scores they'll be tied
Penaldo bros...
it's so fucking over, ronaldo sisters...
Today is a great day in Penaldo history
>>157993384called it
Ronaldobros.... all our replacement backups are scoring goals
bootiful
>>157993602>WFH tomorrow
>>157993430I disagree. There was a point in the match when Denmark tried to press iré you. They would have succeeded and you wouldn't have been able to be dangerous on the counter if JJ was forced to play with CP7PD. Damn, who played that ball to Dalot? That was neat.
vitinha looking sharpergood for us psg bros
Ronalwho?
Penaldo status?
Uuuuh Ronaldettesissies? Weren't we supposed to miss your boy?
>>157993635brb calling Livslinien
i've just realised that if i spent the past five years shilling for ronaldo, it would have kept portugal padlockednow they're unlocked...
Today's winners? Benfiquistão
Penaldogs roping rn
>ronaldo jr unlocked by the death of ronaldowewsurely dalot will do it for united too...surely
>>157993656Rope around the neck
>4 goals>none of them penalties
alright im heading to bedGG poortugalbros
why is oi lund such an ugly fucker
FUCKING JEAN HEUREUX
We invented a game where savage norsemen lose to celto-roman-moorish dwarves and they're not allowed to kill after thet lose
>2-4 without penaldoThis is 9-11 for jeets, mexicans, and ngubudristas
>>157993685GG, bro. We really needed this one, though. Just for the anti-penaldo memes that are to come.
Ronaldo was the problem
>>157993702>conceded twice against a team that couldn't even qualify for the WC
Bruno looking unlocked, this is it the new era
>>157993649>>157993602I'm supposed to have one office day (wednesdays).I havent been in about a year, no one has said a word about it, performance reviews still good. Im just gonna see how long I can get away with it.
>>157993653looking sharp my ass, he gonna need to sit out two games
QUEREM MATAR O NUNO
>>157993715The only goal Ronaldo would’ve helped with was the second since the team would’ve been endlessly passing side to side instead
Det er ovre
>>157993702Ronaldo's superb defending surely wouldve prevented it
>>157993715Didn't know Ronaldo was a goalkeeper
>>157993715Oh yeah they needed Ronaldo at centre-half.
baguette bros?
i had completely forgotten how based JJ was
>>157993685GG WP Danes
They're just trying to kill Mendes now lmao
>>157993747You can't claim this result is because Ronaldo was holding them back when the result is exactly what was expected anyway
>>157993513>Debunked.Spare me the cherrypicked videos, Penaldotard. He was the striker who statistically made the least press attempts, defensive actions, and diagonal runs across the last Euros and two WCs back to back to back. I won't even read the rest of your cope. And drop the VPN, Paki.
Congratulations das Qunas bros, may your new and improved NT live long and prosper
Goodbye, Penaldo.
>>157993764You can't claim Ronaldo was at all beneficial for the team when the result is exactly what was expected anyway
Funny game. Comfy thread. Good times.
Penaldobros... the game is finally over
>>157993764so he makes no difference at all. got it.
She won.
>>157993656KWABOTY runner-up.
>>157993732hehehe, you're relentless
>>157993715Cope
>>157993779>qunasBig fan of qunas right here indeed.
>tarnished his last national appearance for nothingYeah, he's not gonna sleep well tonight
they're real quiet on instagram
Congrats, your forwards have proven that they're...as good as a 41 year old man with dead legs.
>>157993752C H A U C H A THAUCHAT
>>157993812You have to let go jahmir...
Very entertaining match. And good riddance to Portuguese fans. >>157993497>They deserve to die in an airplane crash for what they did to the greatest footballer everWhat did they do to Messi? Or are you talking about Pelé and Maradona? They can't do anything to people already dead, kek. >Cristiano Ronaldo.Who? >Team and nation of RATS!Rude as fuck. That rat part only apolies to Bruno.
>>1579938081996 what a year
>>157993805India is literally Messi dickriders HQ.
>>157993084Coral ultramogs both
>>157993656KWABOTD
penandes was unreal to be desu
>>157993497well aren't you a character
>>157993715And they would've conceded even more (and scored fewer) playing with ten men.
>>157993812Tsu wouldn't score or assist against Denmark or any other decent team. Maybe with a (p) or a tap in against Uzbekistan
Several peile left the game after our defeat including me, bur look at this cool place i found
>>157993805most jeets are messoy and barca fans, joao, penaldo seems to be popular with the gayrabs
>>157993981There's like a trillion jeets, though. Enough people to make it look like an entire population are Messi, CP7, Mbappé, Neymar etc fans all at once.
>>157993714we all know this since 2021
>>157991539Messi plays in America. Why are you talking shit about your GOAT?
>>157992574>tf>tp
>>157992574it's Edu Aguirre, ladies and gentlemen
>>157993715The UEFA qualifiers are rigged these past few cycles to stop some of the good teams from qualifying. That's how Sweden who didn't win a single game and ended bottom of their group got through, as did Czech republic, and Bosnia, and meanwhile Italy and Denmark did not. The way they're rigged is by 1) nations league section winners getting a place in the playoff despite the entire section being dogshit and 2) knockout football where you have 2 1-legged playoffs to finally advance. In knockout football anything can happen, so by increasing the random factor they end up kicking out the good teams that had a bad day. It could have even happened to Spain like how they drew against Cape Verde. Bosnia literally got through on penalties in both of the games! (knocking out Italy in the process). True that Denmark and Italy didn't shower themselves in glory but they deserved a place. There is absolutely no justification for knockout football in the qualifiers, it's ridiculous. I thought about this for a long time before realizing that the whole thing is intentionally rigged to nerf UEFA sides in the wc. So what is the outcome? Well USA faced Bosnia in the world cup right? They may well have lost to Denmark and especially to Italy. FIFA were getting sick of UEFA doing so well in the world cup so this was their solution.
>>157994116>as did Czech republic, and Bosnia,To clarify I mean they are relatively shit teams that got through, not that they also didn't win a single game.
>>157992574>and they hated him for telling the truth
>>157993715Keeping the game interesting
>>157992574>Four (4) goals and two (2) assists in 23 KO games in major tournaments>ZERO (0) in finalsLOL. LMAOLOLLMAO
>>157992574our best wc result was in 66 without him and you should thank the brits that they rigged the match and the tournament otherwise we would have a world cup already
