Payton Fights this week. Hes mad that O'malley ducked him for WH card. Paytons about to remind people that hes a future champ
Reading this makes you gay
I’m blind and illiterate, you’ll have to post that again.
Reading this bestows you with the blessing of Gaethje PBUH
Fucking idiot >>157995478 i had a thread cooking with a pic that the hat fit on stupid retard mongoloid
>>157995486>>157995530Paytons got nothing to hide. Frank Oceans got his back.https://youtu.be/6JHu3b-pbh8
>The "right moment" is a metaphysical illusion. There is only the moment you seize, and the one you let die.t the Flyweight Champ from BurmaFacts
frank ocean was like "hey payton lets take a zesty picture of us kissing in a pool to piss off chuds" and payton said "aight bet"
>>157995546Sweden is the greatest ally the United States has ever had, in salad
Sometimes there are no moments to seize. Sometimes there’s only emptiness and despair.
UFC332 updated bout order and a few updated photos.
Gaethje is technically the first Mexican UFC champion and nobody even cares
silva is pretty but portuguese is an ugly language
>>157995623RDA vs Hernández: the prototypical crafty vet vs hot prawspect matchup.
>>157995575Chills
>>157995478Bot xisters I don't feel so good....
This is a fact
>>157995546its over for gayton fagbott
>>157995637nah its this order1.Tito Ortiz2.Cain Velasquez3.Brandon Moreno4. Alexa Grasso5. Yair(interim)6.Justin Gaethje(Half Mexican)
>>157995667wow bro you really punked that 40 year old flyweight
>>157995623Honestly the cards not that bad its a solid 7/10.
You now realize if Talbot just straight clean flatline heems Figgy, we're gonna have a brvtal 'just how bad is umar and yan' realization......
>>157995623>whiteheaddoo named after a pimple
We're all brothers in a perfect world (We're all brothers in a perfect world)We're all brothers in a perfect world (We're all brothers in a perfect world)
>>157995680I sometimes wonder if UFC and fighters know that heem exists. Funniest mma shit I ever read has been on here. Its a shame that reddits more popular its so lame.
>>157995705umar IS bad tho
>>157995688B, it was Figgy punking Talbot. Did you not even watch the fucking webm?
So who do you guys have for Kong vs Silva?
>>157995705A double whammy? We're so fucked
some sport you got here
>>157995733watch my balls slap your forehead
>>157995749Nah fuck that!
>>157995623>Wang>Talbutt>Green>Sodic >Russian guy >more white guy>Pulyaev>Mcghee>Wint>Walker>Smith >RDA>not Marvin >Court in his retirement fight
>>157995735Kong Wang. Faber's plan.
>>157995735the fans
>>157995795I think Talbotts already top 5 level. People forgot about him because hes been inactive. Hes gonna prove alot on Saturday
>>157995795no
>>157995780Stay out of it, freak
>>157995818he would fuck Van up
>>157995879Figgy still a tough fight for anyone and hes a former champ. Beating him still means something.
>>157995826>give it your all
>>157995879Guys don’t want to fight him. He will go on a 9 fight win streak
>>157995795Brazzas would genuinely jump off a cliff if Poomar were simulated by some fruity weeb nigga.
Fazza's pan *Smacks you with a frying pan*
>>157995879Like I said, it proves a devastating and troubling amount. If he heems figgy clean, you must either concede he is then better than Umar, Yan AND Sandhagen (who injury heemed), or you must say Talbot isn't good but Yan, Umar and Sandhagen are just so much worse... This would be a terrible sweep for Talbot and a devastating pill to swallow for many of us since almost everyone thinks at least one of those fighters are good... it's bad, bubba.... real bad.
>>157995651What's more interesting than Ian initiating this, is Islam letting it happenGuess they were both just tired
>>157996054Islam has had a deep longing for a moment like this, I'm afraid.
Why is everyone here always afraid? Man up nigga.
You ain't slick Song Yadong
Scared bitch.
>>157996220
https://youtube.com/shorts/cgvxDaR0i-A
PFL tomorrow
tommy is raped, gaped, and duped by eddie... poor fellow
>>157996274Don’t be scared homie
>>157996495quitting my job to watch it
When is that new tournament style org that signs 125lb asians thats gonna kill the UFC gonna start?
You now remember the title run and hip hop career of Tyron Woodley.
>>157996760fuck t wood
>>157996794Eat shit.
>>157996760Prime Tyron would destroy Joshua Van
>>157996760why did we pretend ill beat yo ass wasn’t heat
SEXO
>>157997018People were falling in and out of love with Woodly at the time.
>>157996760Oceans of ink were spilt over Gooby’s meng, but not so much as a few meager words have been uttered about TWood eating pussy. Food for thought.
big pinas fight week
Barcelos just took a turn for the worse in hearingIts overBan this barbarismEspecially wmma
>>15799704340 years of age
>>157997419no way. guess I wouldn't blast cummies on her tummies, then.
>>157996878
big penis fight week
Really dire that we go from that amazing Van vs Pantoja card to a card where the highlights are Frank Ocean's pocket bussy and a guy named Penis
What are you thinking about?
>>157997959Your mom's pussy nigga AHHHHH GOTTEM *holds hand up for a high five*
Why are you so negative about the card? It’s actually sneaky good.
*sniff* y-you just can't do that man... you can't falk about his mom like that...
>>157998373Yeah, lotsa guaranteed heems. Not worth to watch live, though.
>>157998373This is barely a apex card
>>157998462Trust the ufc match making
>>157998499No
watch it be a night of heems and then cong pulls a barber and quits before walkouts and we all get to go to sleep early
>>157998719Don't harden my meng. It's locktober
Wtf rda is still fighting?
"his calf is already compromised" - joe rogan
>>157998620Your loss
Nigger
>>158000015
Somebody post swastika gooby
>>158000359
>>158000457Kek forgot about this one. Thank you
Help me. Save me.
She looks like Justin Gaethje...
>>158001780>fiance of murderer dies on 34th birthdaynot suspicious at all
>>157995577ayo dis nigga ain't neva hurd uh B Series Time lmao
you all make me sick
>>157999431>HE CANT TAKE TOO MANY MOOOOR OF DOS JOE *takes many more of those for 15 minutes* >IM HERE WIT UR WINNER >AND STILLLLLL >BMF champion*passes BMF gift belt to champ* >HOW DOES DAY FEEL >NAWT ONCE BUT TWICE >TWO TIMES DAWGGG *pats chest aggressively* >DATS ALL U DAWG >I WOULD FINISHED>BUTT HEY A WINS A WIN >N UR DA BMF >STEVE GARCIA EVERYONE
>>157995722Name a single funny post
Steve Garcia is a draw. Freedom 250 made him a big time player
I haven't had sex in over 4 years. But sure I'm gonna be able to get out of the first round the next time it happens.
name one funny thing said here? nothing.
>>158002108youre life
>>158002131enough with the darn sex
>>158002140>OH HES HURT
>>158002132wolf tickets
>>158002140>>158002157live love LAUGHthanks for the COMPLIMENT
>>157996794The Quarry was flushed by this point btw
>>158002140
>>158002173never work a day in your life when you laugh
Dana has been complete exposed and clowned on by Eddie Hearnthen he goes to the 322 presser and doesn't even know the fighters who's headlininghe still claim he's promoting Fury vs AJ(a boxing match btw)Democrats will win the midterms and investigate him and the white house cardAl Turkey has dementia and will die soonAny decent striker will leave MMA for boxing to get paidUFC has no big drawsJones and Gane are the only good HWs and they already foughtBoring Brazza style is the meta
>>157995577I don't think I've ever heard Van say a full sentence in any language, even his own.
>>158002261go back to /mlb/ bro
>>158002261Hahaha ya okay kid
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGY1J9XTXuw>trente from /pillowtap/ on arrivalthey're taking the daner humiliation badly
>FIGHTING OUT OF >STOKE>ON>TRENT>ENNNNNNGLANNNNNNNNND>BY WAY OF LAS VEGAS NEVADA
>>158002261no one askedbeit
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7NKp5PeRC8
>>158002261How does an obscenely rich sports mogul like Turki get a neurodegenerative disease? He has enough money for a brain transplant.
>>158002261Yes but I don't pay to watch so it's a trade off
>>158002261>locktober stsrts>Danish flag shows up seethingYa clitty throbbing for your mma daddies???
>>158002423not human and the other lizards weren't donating>>158002439i apologize for the dane they are too close to the continent and sometimes lose themselves
>>158002464Neither Turki nor that pink faggot are human. They’re the lowest forms of life one could conceive.
>>158002423he eats humans.
>>158002482they're still better than boxcels sadly
>>158002497dana is a boxcel now
>>158002261On opposite day maybe lmao
>>158002495Yeah he probably got heemed by a prion and his brain looks like Swiss cheese kek
>>158002495no thats paramount
DARREN TILL IS BECOMING A PROMOTER>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wcOqtEFA6kIGTFIH
>>158002534the pink faggot always was
I like Larry David. I like Bill Maher. I like Bagels. Sean Strickland isnt my champion
what if instead of having a birthday you had a Ganeday
JAV is undefeated, undisputed
>>158002559what is it about power that attracts the freaks, are they afraid?
>>158002616don't david and maher have an inter insufferable helwani fight or do i misremember, larry called trump hortlor and maher got offended
>>158002599till puts on a sho m8
>>158002625They think themselves as gods, not knowing that all living beings fraternize through mortality.
>>158002643explains the obsession with being made into statues do they not know even the rocks will die one day
>>158002635We can unite against anti semitism
>>158002625>>158002643whatever it is they like bloodsport
>>158002638gorilla x gamebred will be giga dimes
>>158002652For me? It’s gotta be witnessing Dana’s funeral at a UFC numbered event.
>>158002665send Gamebred an email. Gromda Gorilla Gamebred would be..bananas
>>158002679
>>158002679pfl heating back up
>>158002721
>>158002738heemed with his hand behind his back like he was taking a bow
>>158002738Weem.
>>158002673been trying to not think about it but can't help myself hopefully buffer manages to outlive daner and does the master of ceremony duties>llllllladies and gentlemen iiiiiiiiiii-iit's tiiiiiiime!
We cant have racists in UFC. Sean Strickalnd is white trash bad garbageman champion
