Alizee supports the Phillies due to her cousin in law! Let's fucking go!!!!
>>157995958*grabs you*
>>157995958Let's just get this over with
>Nola vs Kerr
I swear to god barfs, if you choke this away you let dumbrowski off the hook
>>157995958I fucked her
alright its already over, fuck, filths win
>>157995958>girls you masturbated to 25 years ago
who has the advantage here?
what do we think about the tomahawk chop?
another bullpen game, is it
More like Bryce Harperound and walk back to the dugout kek!
how do the braves fans manage to make so much noise with all those cocks in their mouth?
This is one of the hard truths of being a Braves fan. Choking in the post-season vs the Phillies.
>larper
>>157996149Ask your mom
GO BRAVES
>>157996133as racist as apple pie
>>157996129sauce
>bumnice hustle
>>157996002Tf you mean we're the curses ones
>>157996182maybe its the weed but i have no idea what theyre trying to say here
>TWO HOPS
>>157996182wtf I love basedball now
Ozzie what was that throw lol
>>157996117for me it's Liz Vicious
Too many people on my YouTube TV. Can't watch. Is there a stream anywhere?
>>157996217An out
>>157996208I think they are trying to defend racism. Saying it's part of their culture or something
>>157996231buffstreams
>>157996129whoever gets to suck on her titties
>>157996217Accuracy and quick release was more important there than power with Bohm running. He coulda stopped and made a strong and better looking throw but that would have gotten the ball there slower.
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>>157996222My penis just moved hearing that name
schwarber has one my fav swings in baybaw
Why don’t they just start Max Fried and Ranger Saurez?
>>157996243Thanks, dude. You're the man.
Retard Acuna Jr kek
low iq challenge
walkcuna
>old man nola
THROW A FUCKINNN STRIKE
wait how did Acuna lose the challenge if he's the batter and it was 3-0 after the challenge?
NOLA throw strikes challenge
>>157996210keke i love two scoops :D
>Walking AcunaOk, that was actually smart, Lillies.
nola caca
>>157996341He didn't lose it you retardsB2B walks
can we just skip to yankees/dogers
>>157996341Matt V just had a retard moment
It's so fucking over
>>157996341he didnt, the commentators for this series have been almost impressively fucking dogshit, they just say shit without even checking it at all
get that bum off the mound!
>>157996373then votto is the retard because hes the one that said it
Please keep walking the Braves, Nola.
DEAD thread. SHIT teams.
>>157996375*Rays/Padres
which team has fans like this?
Nola needs to be pulled
CHAWP AWN BRUTHUH
RATTLED
>>157996415Italia duh
ITS OVER
>>157996415the Chihuahuas
it's over
>>157996415she's going to be a squat goblin in another 10 years. stuff like this is not attractive. she's acting whorishly and has willingly given up all class and dignity
LMAO
uhhh philliefags?
3/9
Have a pitcher named no luck (nola)Use him in do or die game>Philthadelphian game management
>NolaThat’ll be 25 million a year for 7 years plus tip taking me to my age 38 season.
alright time for football
HOME RUN
its over. barfs advance.
did the braves have a racist name like the guardians did?
it's already over
this is gonna make the phils win even better
MONEYONEY
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>philthies
M O N E YIKE
shoulda went with wheeler>muh 3 day rest
kek philthies
Harris dinger
>>157996425even idiots like me can see it
Wait has nola really allowed more homers there than any braves pitchers? Or do they mean only away teams
dont feel too bad philthies, if it wasnt nola, it was going to be whatever scraps remain if your bullpen
>>157996463The actual issue with the Indians is Indians aren't Indian. Indians are shit flingers from India and it's actually an insult to the natives because they are better than Indians. Add in the fact you got literal red face chief wahoo. It just wasn't good all over
2 and a half more hours of this and the game is over.I don't know if it is worth it to keep watching or if I should goon instead
>aaron nogood
>>157996480>Orson I do not have yetyoink
realmuto told nola to serve up dogshit so the phillies get to go on vacay earlier
hahahahhahh faggogot philies
Braves are the braves
>Phillies get a free strike 3 on a reviewable playSo sick of my teams getting rigged
why tf is one dude spamming orson welles
>philthiesKEK
>>157996463Chief Nocahoma
>157996557weak baitnot even worthy of a (You)
>>157996557lurk more newfag
did the barves personally ask rogers for the same fucking dogshit musical stingers between every single pitch
>>157996617just cuz u been doing it for 15 years dont make it funny unc
Cricket thread is that way vikramjit
>>157996634it's a dead meme but still funny
>my dad had a heart attack, let me capitalize on that private tragedy by shilling an insurer who's gonna do everything possible to never pay out!
GUYS... BELIEVE!
>>157996711You're not a victim.
>>157996487came to post this cause I thought that would be crazy otherwise
>Ray KerrSon of Steve Kerr
STRUCK him out
>>157996711back in the cage Luigi
>>157996734no, just an observer of human depreciation
>>157996659I was there the night it died. RIP OWG. Your genius died too soon.
>ohhh kerrr fill me up
imagine swinging at that
>>157996117great frog, can i save it?
Ray kerr? I barely know her
imagine getting shutout by Ray Kerr(not a real guy just a generic NPC the Braves spawned) in an elimination game
where were you when Ray Kerr immortalized himself as a giant in baseball history by throwing TWO SCORELESS INNINGS against THEEEEEEEEEE Phillies?
>>157996836please.
>named Raker>pitches
what if his name was Ray Perr
he looks like a nick kerr to me.
it actually wasn't a bad pitch from nola, that's just good hitting
>>157996885
how many baseball games do you guys have saved for instant viewing pleasure?
Anthony FREAKIN’ Ray Kerr! ‘Nuff said!!
>>157996885then he’d be a republican congressman amirite?
I need 8 more braves runs
>>157996932what are your top 3?
>watching game with my elderly mother>commercial with Megan Fox in a bodysuit advertising boner pills comes on
>>157996932phwoarwhat's your favourite in that lot? I always like watching a classic
>>157996989Your mom likely still has an active sex life anon.
>>157996989>she puts her hand on your thigh and bites her lip
>>157996981>>157996996current or all time?
>>157996989You should have asked her if dad has tried them. Your mom probably hasn’t been properly cracked in decades, she should order some for dad or Tyrone next door, whatever she wants
>>157997019gimme both lad, I'll need some games to watch in the off 'eason
>turner fielding
>>157996989only ads i get are liberty mutual slop and innuendo-filled male pube shaving ads
I tire of Gay Turner
>>157997028current: Lucy Mochiall-time: Abella Danger
Classic dom smith
dom smiff
weird choice by the infielder there
>>157997032it just says "commercial break in progress" on my screen, with some slow mo baybaw clips playing in the background with some ballpark atmosphere providing ambience
>ace with a 9 figure contract >pulled after 1 2/3 in an elimination gamehumiliation ritual
>>157997051
more like Aaron OhNo amirite
>>157997069get with the times junior
My Red Sox would bootyblast these shit teams
Turner is such a bum
>>157997051>Lucy Mochipatrician taste
...mayza?
why is every American commercial about boner pills, gambling, and how to save money during catastrophe
>>157997058varg?
Eh I need more braves runs than 3
>>157997086haha... does anyone want to trade for trea turner? I'll throw in half the phillies bullpen too
>>157997115boomer audience
>>157997111Yankee
>>157997115Because Jews have lowered testosterone sell gambling and cause catastrophes
when you were young did you guys have to do training on how to take cover if a nuke went off?
>>157997086Phillies are a pathetic team outside of Kyle and Bryce. And both of them are slow and old. Great pitching, bad bullpen, and pathetic lineup.
>>157997169my folks did in the 60s
>>157997169How old do you think people here are? You’d had to have been in school before the fall of the Berlin Wall and the end of the Cold War for anyone in the US to have experienced nuclear scares.
>>157997106a great thing about life is that there are a lot of non-pornstar Lucy Mochis out there
>>1579971744th highest payroll in the league. KWAB
Does anyone in Fulton or DeKalb county even care about baseball. Always thought it was a Falcons and soccer city
>>157997184>>157997200well you better ask your folks what to do because ive just been told there is a schwarbomb imminent
It was known by Phillies knowers that Nola pitches better when Stubbs is catching.
>>157997174Not totally true. Wheeler, Sanchez, and Luzardo (also Duran) are legit; Painter is a rookie; Sosa has SOVL, and Stott, Bohm, and Marsh have their days. Trea Turner leads the league in errors, can't hit, and doesn't even run. And the bullpen is an absolute disaster.
>>157997206Dombrowski is running out of cards.
>>157997218Definitely. The Braves are huge in Atlanta as the one consistently decent franchise.
That was a routine grounder why are these guys creaming their jeans?
>>157997236jays provided far more than $280M worth of CBT this year thats for sure
>>157997222I sure hope so
Matt Olson has played like 900+ straight games what a chad
>>157997200I am pretty sure they stopped doing that stuff in the 1970s, well before the end of the cw.
>>157997256Doesn't count
is philly going to try to make this a game or are they just rolling over?
>>157997262>Cal Ripken jr played 2,632 games straightwew
philthies are buckbroken
how do we save the pillies
RAY KERR? I HARDLY KNOW 'ER!
>>157997305New hitting coach
>>157997305megan fox boner pills
>>157997302Yeah but he sucked
>>157997305neutron bombs
This guy^^^^Drank this guy's piss
>>157997218Country bros love themt. Macon
>>157997305Get rid of all the old retards with huge contracts
>>157997305fire dumbrowski, trade gay turner, get a new coach and coaching staff
>>157997305Burn them at the stake like the demons they are
>>157997305Save? I like our club.
Can these two teams be represented by anime/v-tuber girls? its the onyl way I can understand them. Who would you pick to reperesent
I tire greatly of Trea Turner.
nothing is fucked dudes
>>157997357the only vtuber I know is veibae
Has /mlb/ ever tried Viagra? What was it like?
Ok now a good pitcher is in, time for braves to get no more hits
>stuck with nola for another 4 years>stuck with harper for another 5 years>stuck with turner for another 7 yearsThe future is bleak.
>>157997395OH NO NO NO
Why the fuck is Atlanta singing Country Roads?
>>157997357gura mariners would go hard
>>157997395harper has another 5 years in him?
>>157997395could be worse. you could've given 26 year old Juan Soto 15 years who's already showing signs of durability loss and weird batting in the second year
how big is that puppy gonna get
>>157997384kinda like being a teen again but doesn't do anything for sensitivity and gets less effective the more you use it
>>157996182I always knew there was a reason I loved baseball so much more than the other sports.
>>157997395Wtf I was hoping this was shartper's last year. Insufferable faggot
these little kids and theyre lack of baseball knowledge pmo
we're done when i say we're done
>>157997395Philly deserves every bit of it
>>157997480He's here until 2031, my friend. He has a no trade clause as well so he's not going anywhere unless he wants to.
>>157996222You have exquisite taste, sir. I'd buy you a beer just for that post.
do you guys ever feel like people are so obviously and disgustingly fake but everyone pretends like there's nothing weird about how dishonest we all are with one another even though we're all supposed to one great big community committed to the betterment of mankind
>it begins
philadelphia is gonna have to score a few runs
>>157997494>AYO MR. WHITE THESE PHILLIES ARE THE BOMB BRO! NO SSERIOUSLY THEYLRE LIKE AN ARSITT
>>157997532Take it to your trooncord sis
>>157997395Nola is fine because he literally never misses a start and eats innings, Harper is solid to above average even at this age. Fuck gay turner.
>>157997544Thanks, John Madden.
>>157996415I do not think she is actually Italian, bros.
I AM HAMILTON MORRIS. I STAND WITH PHILADELPHIA!
>>157997544You should consider a career in broadcasting, Pierre
kek phillies
Do black men really have ginormous penises that swing in the air when they let them hang while getting dressed and undressed? Are their balls big too?
harper stinks
WHY WASN'T SCHWARBER RUNNING LIKE A BAD BITCH TO 2ND HE WAS FUCKING JOGGING
>>157997532yes
Schwarber is fat and lazy, he was barely halfway there. He walked.
>>157997606because he thought it was caught
>>157997606thought he caught it.
>>157997606Old, fat, and Puerto Rican
>>157997606because from where he was he couldnt see if the ball was caught, retard
>>157997548there's no genuineness there>>157997613I suppose we must all tend to our own gardens, anon
holy shit if that fielder wasn't there that would have been a hit. That's crazy if he wasn't there the game would be totally different. But he was there by total fucking chance.
LAUGHIN ORSON HHAHAHH FAGGOT PHILLIES KEK
>>157997636cuz its rigged
>>157997617the beard ages him
>>157997598In short, noIn long, Nooooooooo
I'm new to baseball... why don't the batter just crouch real low to force a walk every time he up to bat...
hihgly concerned with grant holmes coming in, i know he's been quite good lately and this was the game plan from the beginning if kerr did well, but he's got a history of shitting the bed
>>157997512Thanks, anon. I try to abstain from drinking as much as possible, but I'd gladly drink a cold one with you.
>>157997657Also the blood experiments and raw milk drinking.
is linda cardellini go show her cans in the new friday the 13th show?
>>157997384you get a boner super easily when aroused. but it doesn't actually give you a boner. and one time I took it got super flush and flustered and agitated, it was weird (but once I calmed down I was fine)
>>157997561Nola's a shitter that puts together one good month near the end of the year so everybody forgets that he's complete shit the rest of the time. Harper is getting worse year by year. And yeah, Turner's a faggot that should be charged with fraud.
HOME RUN!!!>HOME RUN!!!HOME RUN!!!>HOME RUN!!!HOME RUN!!!>HOME RUN!!!HOME RUN!!!>HOME RUN!!!HOME RUN!!!>HOME RUN!!!HOME RUN!!!>HOME RUN!!!LET'S FUCKING GO!!! BOHMER!!!!! BIG FUCKING BOHMER!!!!!
what are the phillies even doing here
bohm caca grosso
>>157997709Arizona choked.
>>157997706nigger
>>1579977060/11 vs grant Holmes
>Activate Operation Comeback Kis. Time to make this exciting.
Bohm is a bum, he will be chased out of Philly after this season.
is that the guy from eastbound and down wtf
>>157997305Crashing this club.... WITH NO SURVIVORS!
cleeetus on the mound *spits in a bucket*
>>157997764Bohm hit a clutch home run to even bring the Phils to a game 3
I'm sorry what the fuck was that?I'm just going to go ahead and say it. 3 runs is enough to win this ballgame
sit the FUCK down!!!!!!!!
PAINTED THE CORNERTHIS IS WHY A 2PM FIRST PITCH IS RETARDED FOR PLAYOFF GAMES WTFFFFFFIT'S LITERALLY DAY AND NIGHT DIFFERENCE IN THIS GAME
I can’t stop fantasizing about sydney sweeney getting cummed in by some jacked BVLL nigger and screaming from pleasure because of his ginormous monster cock slamming into her cervix
>>157997773kek yea he'd have to be going for the Kenny Powers look surely
Don't worry. We cross next inning.
what's the better baseball chow? Dave's Hot Chicken or Miller's Ale House?
>>157997797
>>157997797I think that would just be painful
i still have faith in the phils
That Kerr is a good egg
>>157997790Philly won't score until the 8th where they score two and leave a couple stranded just to give hope for the 9th where they just get struck out 1-2-3.
>>157997797many in Tel Aviv are saying this
>>157997773>>157997798my buddy was selling me hard on this show a few days ago. he said the first season is a little rough but that I'm guaranteed to cry from laughing once it hits its stride
>>157997809Soon.
>>157997777holy fucking quads
>>157997789No one cares Bum
>>157997809>>157997849Bridge is closed Philthy Phaggots
>>157997837>That Kerr is a good nigftfy
votto just cursed the phillies, games over
>>157997848I watched it over the off season and enjoyed it, but I don't know that I'd bother watching it through againdefinitely funny, but I remember a few eps being a little tedious when it was more about his life dramas than the funneh stuff, worth a watch for sure though
>votto thinks the braves won't score againBraves HR incoming.
>>157995958Phillies are frauds Kek
great AB from Riley
now it's over
>>157997842Sounds about right
>>157997905>>157997911kekKruk audibly groaned too
What happened to the beast titan?
>tfw you just want to have a chill night and your wife invites people over because "it would've been rude to not welcome them after they called and mentioned they want to come over"
>>157997920We were exposed as frauds 2 years ago but just keep running it back.
KWAB
OZZIEOZZIEOZZIE
I'm sorry, but did the Phillies already lose the series? Oh, that's right. It's not even over. In fact, it's tied 1-1. Does not having the lead after 4 innings count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make these posts when there's still 5 more innings? The Phillies are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the NL East for how many years now? They're playing one of the most average teams in the MLB who just happen to have a lead because they got lucky. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Phillies are one of the best fucking teams in the MLB. Wheeler is out of his mind and should win Cy Young if it wasn't rigged. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded posts like these. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Phils win and someone posts the SS. Oh look at that, the Braves just got lucky on a lopsis mentis. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a post on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only buttplug making all these anti-Phillies posts because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll my team on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your posts now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a post like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>157997809The bridge so famous even kid's AI generated wikipedia picked up the lore:https://kids.kiddle.co/Knauertown,_Pennsylvania>The Famous Iron Bridge>Knauertown shares a border with East Nantmeal Township. This border is marked by a special landmark called the Iron Bridge.>The Iron Bridge is quite famous. It became well-known because of an Internet meme. This meme was related to the 2022 Philadelphia Phillies baseball team. The team made it to the World Series that year. The bridge became a fun part of that exciting time for fans.
ohnononono Nola and Wheeler had a melty
>>157997923you love to see him battling and not flailing at sliders six inches down and awayO Z Z I EZZIE
>>157997911dammit
HAHAHAHAH VOTTO IS SUCH A DUMBASS
Aaaaaand it's over
Ozzie dinger
>>157997906sounds like it's not as funny as The Office or Peep Show, but that's a very high bar
>Philthieskek!
Now that it's over who is making it to the NLCS?
Votto's doing this shit on purpose. What did the Phillies ever do to the Reds?
>>157997976>the office >funny
Thank you barfs. The Phillies needed this so they make real change. Winning this would've been such a false sense of reality. >>157997989Brewers Dodgers
PHUCK PHILTHY
>>157997989deez nuts
>"the braves won't score again">2 run homer immediatelyStupid kruk and his one testicle
>>157997989would be great if the Braves could smoke the Dodgers but it's unlikely
>>157997989Dodgers are comfortably beating whoever wins here.
>>157997989Braves have no pitching beyond Sale. Don't let the Phillies shit ass offense trick you.
done with this game, Phillies blew it.time to watch some handegg or play vidya, see you niggas on Saturday when the next round starts
It's never been more over
>Sillies
>>157998010that was votto and then they muted them all for 20 seconds while kruk reamed him out
>>157997809Well you did say next inning. Let's see if the Phillies go hard in the 5th
>>157997999it becomes a lot worse after Michael leaves, but the first 5 or 6 seasons are great imo
>>157998010That was Votto, retard. They don't even sound remotely similar.
>>157997976I personally think Peep Show blows The Office out of the water, but Eastbound and Down is too different to compare to them anyway I reckon
mistah wheelah, keep that foot on the rubbah why dont you
Braves own the doyers this season sorry sis
>>157998015Braves have also owned the dodgers all year long including a sweep in LA
>>157998043I trust your taste if you think Peep Show is elite comedy. which other comedies are on that level?
PhiLOLies
>>157998011>>157998015nigga mahle's had like a 2.5 ERA since he got traded, pitched 7 with 1 earned in game 2 in the ploffs and also the braves have piped the doyers this season so i like his chances
for me it's Snuff Box
>>157998064haven't seen any decent comedy shows in what feels like years to be honest, but I haven't really watched a lot of shows in general in a whilewould love some good suggestions myself actually
the most dangerous lead
>>157998084I hope so. all of /mlb/ will celebrate the destruction of the Dodgers
>>157998061>>157998084The regular season literally doesn't matter. The Cubs were 5-1 against the Padres and they got fucking smoked. Playoff baseball is a different animal.
>>157997809BRIDGE BROS... IT'S HAPPENING
>>157998094The Invite is funnyit's probably going to be juvenile but I'm looking forward to the new Inbetweeners movie lolSuccession is great although it's more of a dramedyapparently Widow's Bay is horror-comedy kino. that actually might be my next watch
LETS FUCKING GOO
Truist always looks like a pretty good parkis it one of the better ones?
>>157998116yeah nigger he's already had a 7 inning 1 run ploff appearance a day agoanything can happen because baybaw but he's done a little bit of gaping
The thing about Holmes is you can just not swing and he will throw 4 sliders in the dirt.
>>157998094just watch old stuff you haven't seen. like Upright Citizens Brigade. it's funny first time thru, but once you see every episode and realize all the jokes are basically inside jokes to the show itself, it's basically the funniest shit ever.
DO IT FOR TARYN
>>157998165OH MY GOD PROTECT HER MODESTY PLEASE
>>157998094you've probably already seen The Sopranos but if you haven't, it's funny as fuck amidst all the violence and drama
>>157998094tyres? its shane gillis and co
>>157998116Keep thinking that when the series is tied 3-3 and dodgers choke on cock
>boooooonot even close
>>157998200We miss Taryn :(
>>157998144nice bro, I've had Succession suggested by my mates too, I'll give that a watchkek didn't know there was a new one, I'd probably give it a go, used to love the Inbetweeners back in the day, good ol' English cringe comedy
enough is enough. I'm calling the game: Braves win.
Bridge bros... it's over...
>>157998177It's one of the underrated ones
>>157998061Milwaukee swept LA 6-0 in the regular season last year and look what happened to them, fuckin idiot lol
>two men on and no outs >do we use this to jumpstart a legendary comeback >nah let's let them give them 3 outs on the next 2 so the lineup won't even turn over lmao
FOURSIXTHREE
Elite infield
DURRBLE PLEEEHH
>>157998177It's surprisingly clean
I almost feel bad for the Phillies. Almost.
>hmm jt has hit like shit all year long but he can run pretty well. should i have him bunt the runners over to avoid the double play at the very least? nah fuck it whats the worst that could happen>flies out and crawford hits into a double playWhy won't anybody actually manage anymore?
>>157998296based kek
>>157998231>>157998197ta lads, added to the list>>157998214one of the best shows I've seen, HBO really used to knock them out the park, Deadwood blew my mind first time through as well, great for a rewatch every now and then
>>157998293>34yo open-field tackled by a 62 year oldkwab what a bitch
Kruk looks as fed up with this team as everybody else.
>>157998327nice, I'll have to check out Deadwoodif you like both of those, you'd very likely enjoy The Wire. almost certainly the best analysis of institutional corruption/hollowing you can find on screen
>>157998350he was sounding pretty over it by the third desu
>>157998314Da computah said not ta do it!
>>157998314Trust the analytics
Gimme the meat boys and stuff my holeI wanna get lost in your cock and ballsP-F-M-A (yeahhhh yeaahhh yeah yeah-yeah-yeah)
>>157998361speaking my language m8, another great showDeadwood is fantastically written and acted but the dialogue may take you a sec to get your head around though, but it's one of my top 5 I'd say
Nice season you got there, it'd be a shame if it got... jinxed
If he's still alive... what's he thinking today?
>>157998314I'm tired of this tree of managers. It's just dude dingers lmao, the phillies need a different approach and to sign Arraez
>>157998410please...fuck my ass...
>>157998410@grok is this real
>>157998402good man. you've obviously seen Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul as well, thenthe other 2 I can wholeheartedly recommend are Game of Thrones and Succession. GOT at its peak is probably the biggest cultural phenomenon in adult media history. Succession is just a great showif you have seen or end up watching/liking GOT, then definitely give A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms a shot. it's really well done. the stakes are smaller, but the first season is just so charming
>>157998410
>>157998410I fear in my old age that I will be addicted to making Portmanteaus and simpsons references. I won't be able to communicate any other way.
>>157998314DH kills all the strategy. you used to have the "first guy off the bench" who actually made an impact because he was getting an AB every game, usually in a high leverage position. you used to see double switches. now you just see "okay, try to hit a homer" and it's gay af. but it is fun when your team is the one hitting homers i guess.
Do you have your orson welles edits ready anon?
>>157997598I was on high school football and nearly everybody has small dicks. I feel bad for women
>>157998465yea Breaking Bad was one of those shows I couldn't stop watching but it made me really depressed too kek, it's a shame it doesn't have a lot of rewatch valueGOT I enjoyed for three seasons and then I felt it jumped the shark hard - that ep with fucking Ed Sheeran made me unreasonably angry lolI think the misso might've watched A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, so I could give it a go
>>157998475it's like when Kane and Stone Cold had that first blood match at King of the Ring '98 and Kane said if he lost he would just burn himself to death in the ring.
>>157998165this is literally rape
turdner
based schwarbro
and the rally begins
>gay turner
>>157998312Look I'll spell it out for youEvery philly woman could be raped while her partner is forced to watch. Fast forward through 9 months of gestation while still having the self experience. Then have the kids all murdered in front of them and eaten by the rapists before the wives are shot raped again then the husbands are finally killed and I still wouldnt feel sympathetic to anything from the cancerous tumor of a city that is philthy. Go braves.
Harpa heroics can't save them.
Is Schwarber a top 5 all time Puerto Rican?
>>157998554When I went to ABQ during a road trip I went to Jessie's house and there was a New Zealand tourist there on the way to the Mojave but we just stood there together and he kept going "I can't believe I'm here... all the fucking memories... it's all coming back!"
>>157998544bro doesn't know about show'er and grow'ers.
why they pulling holmes wtf
>>157998554yeah, I hear you on GOT. the books are far superior, but the show really took a shit down its own leg around season 5I think you'd really enjoy Succession based on what you've said so far. it's full of outrageous dialogue and actually clever quips. you'd be a big-time Conhead :^) (you'll find out what that means)
>that'd be $27,000,000+tip
was gonna go lay down but i guess i can have one more coke zero
phillies win 6-5 in extras(screencap this)
>>157998623Because he was about to hang a middle middle slider to shartper
attaboy grant>>157998623he's good for 3 innings max
>>157998623Yeah I didn't feel like he was getting shaky like Kerr was, should've left him in at least through the end of the inning
Surely the Phillies have scored by now? I think mlb.com needs to update their software
uh oh barfs
Suarez has been on the IL for like 3 months let's see how this plays out
computah told me to
Walt Weiss is a complete retard
well, no shut out
>middle middle changeupI could hit that
>bases clearing double>it's still 5-0
bro is locked in
Fuck what i miss?
>>157998695you think he's a Cubs or Sawx fan?
I live in New Hampshire and am watching with my Quebecois neighbor. Every time Philadelphia makes any contact she jumps up and down going "Eez eet eh home eh-run?!?" and I see her ass and tits bouncing and am thinking "Please god let me fuck her" she's single
>>157998617I went to los pollos when I drove through abq earlier this year and it was very underwhelming.
Dylan Dodd will seal this win. This is the philthoid's last chance.
>>157998617kek based, I don't normally think of NM as a typical tourist destination though desu, would love to see Walt's place where he chucked the 'za on the roof though kek>>157998624I'll have to start watching when I get some time then lad, cheers x
Why are these announcers so fucking awful >I don't like that hit I'd prefer it go to the other sideNo shit retard you get what you can
Suarez throwing 100
>>157998724shoot your shot. just don't be creepy about it
Feel free to do fucking anything, Stott.
>>157998724offer her heroin
>>157998742if you werent a retard you would have heard him say he would prefer he wait to see a better pitch to try to go the other way
>>157998742They are philthies homers except for CJ who pretty much quit saying anything since the 1st inning
>>157998724stop using deodorant, they love that
>>157998724say something clever
>>157998726well yeah bro its a front not a fuckin 4 star restaurant
>>157998724This story is bullshit. Philadelphia isn't making any contact.
>>1579987711 in the hand is better than 2 in the bush moron
>>157998724tell her you are supposed to be really drunk for baseball. then bone her after she's hammered. women love that.
>>157998724just ask her if you can put your head in her lap women love vulnerability but you can't cry
Why did Wheeler not start?
>>157998869no it was Nola
>>157998724pause the game when she's in the bathroom or something to get a delay. then stay in this thread on your phone so you know what happens.call a big play (homer, double play, whatever) "before" it happens and say "oh yeah if this guy (strikes out, double plays, homers) then you'll have to give me a kiss. you can't fail anon.
>>157998869why didn't pete carroll run the ball?
why make a new thread when there’s 9 pages left?
>>157998869Mattingly's retarded.
>>157998869>>157998880I misread this kekWheeler was on short rest, Nola was supposed to be less shit and go deeper
>>157998869Nola was the most rested starter.
>>157998869braves fan here, definitely thought he was going to. hindsight is 20/20 but braves have always hit Nola over the years.
>>157998894to make europeans angry at the amount of threads
why make a new thread when the game is over?
>>157998869They had to blow wheeler's start on game 162 to scrape their way into the last wildcard spot
votto is legitimately terrible on color commentary
>>157998921based
dom smiff hit a dinger PLEASE ONE TIME
Unc at the plate
the cornell 7 is why things like #metoo happened
>>157998976'empowered' college sluts
>>157998976>Be whore>Do whore things>Regret>Call it rape The cornell 7 is why no one takes women's rape claims seriously
why is there a demon succubus on my television?
>>157998976I'm not saying the girl's claims are bogus, but I think it's crazy how those kids are getting their lives ruined over something that's never been substantiated in an administrative or judicial setting
>>157998735>would love to see Walt's place where he chucked the 'za on the roof though kekyeah I'm not sure you dohttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1790907155962680.mp4
Mattingly won't be coming back, Phillies will probably run it back with Alex Cora. Which won't move the needle much.
WTF Megan Fox bogged herself
I got a 3 month supply of tadalafil from amazon delivered for like $18.
>my team is once again suffering historic embarrassment>quick, better derail the thread with current events!
>>157999011she should have shot him, just magdumped, until death
>>157998997the fact she was literally snorting K off a dude's dick "in the middle of the room" (her own words) is a fucking riot lmaoYoko didn't know how correct she was when she said woman is the nigger of the world.>but i didn't realize i would regret being such a slut!>but how would you feel....if you didn't get gangbanged?>but i did get gangbanged!
>sale in the 'pen
Weiss playing 5D chess with these pitchers
>>157999013>Phillies will probably run it back with Alex Cora.Why are they in love with that faggot?
>>157999011to be fair, i would probably do the same. fuck that shit.
Why the fuck is sale getting hot
Why the fuck would you bring in Sale with a 4 run lead against an anemic Phillies offense? They're going to need Sale rested to have any shot against the Doyers. Muh analytics strike again.
>>157999089pretty sure it would be his day to throw a bullpen session anyway, so probably all he's doing. but makes it cooler.
>>157999089it's all hands on deck nigger
>>157998976actually it's why people don't believe me too anymore lmfao
phillies are chopped live>chopped
>>157999107see this comment>>157999108
>>157999011>little bitch boykek based homeowner, I would look at it, I wouldn't be taking pictures of someone's actual house like a creepy bitch boy tho, what a retard
>realbad
What’s up with all the gambling ads? How is this legal?
>realputo
Thanks Megan
>>157999161we're full on weimar now. everything is legal. the leagues are literally sponsored by gambling now. even with multiple PLAYERS arrested across multiple sports, it won't stop.
>>157999238so why are people still watching this?
gayce shartper KEK
>fell for the trick again thinking after yesterday the offense would finally come out after an entire month of lethargic play full of energy and a solid approach at the plate and give the braves a hard fought game at the leastOhoho you cheeky bastards got me again! I should know better but you mother fuckers are so good at leaving that sliver of hope.
This dude looks just like wheeler
>>157999257well i watch illegal streams that don't have commercials. if you mean the fact that players are obviously gambling on the games, i don't gamble i guess so whatever. if you mean it shouldn't be entertaining, well i am still entertained by baseball.
>>157999280that's racist
phillies are not a serious team
AHAHAHAHAHA
so Olson is pretty good at hitting a baseball then
Matt just rubbed his nuts all over the Phillies on live tv
OOOOLLLSOOOOOOOONNNNN
>>157999280gives up bombs like him too!
Freeman who?
>>157999257People are more complacent and biggest consumers than ever, nobody cares anymore
>>157999262This is what they need to not bring mattingly back, fire the entire staff (maybe not pitching coach if possible), fire dumbrowski, and god willing trade trea turner
how do you say "its over" in philadelphian
Matty O DINGER
The P stands for PatheticThe A stands for Awesome
phillys can still win the world series
IIIIIIIIII FEEL SO ALIVE>SO ALIVEI THINK I COULD FLY
>>157999314still can't believe Braves let Freddie go (and make no mistake, they did) but Olson has been the best replacement possible so whatever i guess.
>>157999343i heard freddie's old agent screwed both sides
>>157999324i mean what power does anyone have to stop it? what are we supposed to do, gas the jews or something?!
go brewers i guess
>>157999343Freeman's agent fucked him over, it's why he fired him after that whole thing went down
>>157999337Just get drunk and go to bed, Ricky.
>>157999357i honestly think that's just cover, chipper basically said all year since Freeman hadn't signed it meant he didn't want to be a Brave. freeman fired his agent, but i think hje still knew exactly what he was doing.
Name one Philadelphian
I don’t even care anymore. Fuck atlanta, fuck the fraud barves. At least philadelphia is rich with history and has good culture and sports (usually). Atlanta is a nigger infested shithole and Sherman should of taken siege there after he torched it to the ground instead of letting the confederates have it back out of pity
philthies trying to CHEAT
>>157999395There was also all those reports about how his wife hated Atlanta and wanted to live on the west coast.
>>157999430Everyone wants to live and play in LA
>>157999343Freddies agent never told Freddie the braves made the offer. The braves waited to hear from him for as long as possible and heard nothing so they got his replacement. It's why Freddie shit canned his agent and raped his wife
>>157999343yea you couldn't really ask for a better swap out for Freddiethe fuck is going on with Dubon's ABs tonight lol
>>157999380he didn't. freddie was told by multiple players and coaches if he wanted to be a brave all he had to was sign. he was told personally by chipper if he didn't sign, the braves wouldn't fuck around. the if the braves didn't get olson, some other team would have. imagine freddie leaving and the braves having...who? fried wanted the most money. dansby wanted the most money. freddie wanted the most money. and lets be real, freddie knew the dodgers was a better offer, even if the money was basically a wash. his family/wife was a big part of the decision.
>>157999430Freeman's wife is a prima Donna cunt who wants the LA lifestyle
>>157999417>He says as if philthy isnt the shit holes of shit holesYour city is the single worst in the nation and your baseball team is ass
>>157999453i don't think that's actually true tho.
did Kruk just rip a burp mid sentence??
>>157999484no he definitely raped his wife
kek derek hill has been an absolute dawg all year. they should bring him back if possible.
>>157999486Probably. He's an old mountain man from West Virginia. He doesn't care about your city slicker manners.
>>157999486he was casually incorporating hiccups into his sentences earlier too lol
>>157999456no, he's been great. i prefer the more contact oriented approach that freddie has (and basically no one on the planet i would rather have up in a clutch moment than freddie), but Olson's defense is significantly better than Freddie and Olson players literally every single day. i do think Freddie's game will continue to age well, but at some point his injuries will catch up to him.
Turner sucks
>>157999417Fent zombies overrun your streets
>>157999501>>157999505kek incredibly based
>>157999489that's why he cried about it so much.
>>157999486that's just what people from WV are like
Freddie Freeman is a class actI wish he could've been a Met ;________;
>>157999522>can't hit>can't field>doesn't stealthe faggot can't even bunt
>>157999380Freddie's parents are Canadian. The call of gay LA was too strong.
Sale coming in
>>157999610what does that mean
>>157999521Freddie's clutch factor is huge, such a valuable aspect of his gamebut yea Olson's work at 1B is immense, arguably one of the best in the NL and he hits so fucking much too
>>157999501holy shit I didn't realize he's closing in on 70this is the first time I've listened to him and he's awesome. I think I'd put him on or around the same level as the boys. I like how folksy, jokey, and laid back he is
>>157999610Why though? Doesn't this push his next start back?
>>157999631Chris Sale, a pitcher for the Atlanta Braves, is coming into the game to pitch.
Walt Weiss you dumbass
>>157999610but... why? this seems so unnecessary
Based Braves dabbing on the lowly philthies kek
>>157999586if the braves thought he was going to NY (which he wouldn't have because they still had Alonso locked up for several more years) they wouldn't have let it happen. yes, going to the dodgers was arguably worse and made them a monster, but the Dodgers would likely have gotten Olson as they needed a 1B and would have taken the best available option (which is why Atlanta jumped the gun and locked up Olson first).
>>157999658do they think this won't impact the rotation for the nlds?
>>157999649No today would be a bullpen practice day he's just doing what he would be doing in game
>>157999635he definitely had MANY clutch struggles in his days in Atlanta, but by those last few seasons he clearly had the "it" factor and AT LEAST would produce competitive at bats in the clutch. his final at bat as a Brave was a homer in the World Series clinching game 6. hard to beat a better way to leave a team honestly.
based sale owns shartper
>>157999521>>157999691his clutch numbers are crazy good wow>>157999666yeah Ik, wasn't ever in the cards. but still. he's a class act and a great player. would love to have a guy like that help lead the locker room
>HarperLmao what the fuck was that
>>157999641me too, he's laid back and seems really affable, fun to listen tohe hates our Mets tho kek, was watching some Phillies broadcast highlights on YT earlier in the year and he's very open about that
>>157999690i said this earlier and no one understood lol. he was going to throw like 40-50 pitches today anyway, might as well let him get him here if he wants. he's earned it.
Should I hustle in a playoff game? Nah, I’m a Phillie, if it’s not a solo HR who cares?
Harper struck out on 4 balls. E-L-I-T-E
a shartperian strikeout
kek walt put sale out there just to dab on retard faggot shartper with 3 warmup pitches
>shartper
bruh Harper you clown you could've made that>RUN!fucking Kruky LMAO
>Come in>Throw sliders in the opposite batters box>Refuse to elaborate>Leavethat's my HOF pitcher right there
the ace who already started coming out of the pen on his throw day later in the series is one of the greatest things in postseason baseball
>Schisse Pooper
OK Megan Fox, I'll order your boner pills, jeez.
>>157999721I bet he'd warm up to Keith and Ron, though. hell, Ron does national broadcasts. would love to hear him and Kruk in the same booth>>157999753agreed. Sale a dawggggg
>>157999689Weiss probably thinks that he can use sale whenever he wants to because sale threw 20 less innings than he could’ve during the regular season. Grant holmes had 1 more inning at least
What will Harper be remembered for???
Name a bigger mindbroken status currently in mlb than sale's ownership of shartper
>virgin analytics driven bullpen managementvs>chad just give me the best pitcher on the team
>>157999770filtering his blood
I can see the outline of Sale’s penis through his pants
>>157999711to be fair, as much as i meme him, you guys had that in Alonso and now you don't. if Mets were going to trade someone and basically blow up the team, why the FUCK don't you just get rid of Soto? like the guy is just a mercenary to the highest bidder? and not the possibly best player in mets history?!
>>157999785It's all thanks to Megan Fox's boner pills
>>157999641Kruk is great. They used to have Mike Schmidt in the booth on Sundays and it was great. They would just tear into the shit approach to hitting and fielding players have today all game. I miss it so much. Now they have Cole Hammels up there and he's afraid to say anything.
>>157999689It won't. Sale would normally have bullpen practice today. He's just throwing pitches he would have thrown, to batters instead
>>157999768braves pitched everyone on a fairly strict schedule including their bullpen which is way their bullpen is underrated and rested because they gave so many innings to absolute cans to save bullets.
>>157999770No rings (nats winning after he left) and being an insufferable faggot
>>157999805that was megan fox????
>trying to replace the iconic indian chant with fucking generic soccer hooligan chants
>>157999770the only thing that sucks about winning this game is it saves Bruce Hooper's season ending error in right field. on a ball hit literally RIGHT TO HIM.
>>157999770Leaving the Nationals and then the Nationals immediately winning a World Series.
>>157999691what a guythat sort of shit would almost make you not want to leave though, Braves fans must miss him still I betbut at least they have Matt I guess lol
>>157999818she is so insanely bogged
>>157999818Right? A fucking balloon animal of her former self
>>157999762I'm curious to see it now, used to love Megan
>>157999770Holding the Nationals back
>>157999844it's def both. for a while he was basically Kevin Durant for the braves (especially with the dodgers being basically unbeatable) but i think most fans don't really give a shit anymore. mostly because olson has been so good.
>>157999801Pete is not close to the best player in Mets history. he's great, but people feel the sting more because he just left and had an MVP-caliber seasonSoto is one of the best hitters in the game and young. he's not going anywhere while in his prime, and I doubt he'd be tradeable anyway given the years and AAVthe Mets didn't really blow up the team. three longtime pieces were let go. two of them - Nimmo, McNeil - haven't been doing too hot and allowed space to open up for Benge and Ewing. Baty at this point is probably a more productive utility player than McNeilPete's doing great and I'm happy for him, and it's true that his horsepower is missed. but I can understand the logic in not wanting to commit to him over 5 more years while he was a defensive liability and when Soto is probably gonna have to move to DH soon-ish as well
>>157999903fuck kevin durant
>>157999805kinda feel bad for the “doctors” who went to med school to get calls from weird horny men talking about fucking Megan fox
>>157999766I think Ronnie is doing the 'dians? I could be wrong but I think he mentioned Cleveland in the last Mets game broadcast
>>157999903The Braves won a Championship with Freeman before he left. Comparing him to Durant is an insult.
Freddie left because of his retarded skank wife. It's ok Matty O mogs him anyway
>>157999806replace Cole with Jimmy Rollins. you know you want to
>>157999912but the mets would have gotten more for Soto. i agree he's a better player than Pete, just saying. if you were looking to trade or lose a guy to help out the squad moving forward, i'm going Soto. tho he is clutch af and always hits in the playoffs (which the Mutts won't make while he's there so it doesn't matter). if the nats can get decent pitching, they are going to be competing in the East very soon.
Before this thread ends. I just want you faggots to know that Freddie is based for coming to the dodgers, and I’m glad he left the meth head atlanta “fans” in a lurch
>sale closing
>>157999932oh that's awesome. really looking forward to that. hopefully they give him guys he can work with instead of a couple of dunces
>megan fox doing dick pill ads>you now need dick pills in order for her to give you a bonerpoetry
>>157999944I'd love J-Roll in the booth.
I been listening to pro ball mostly on radio the past few years instead of watching. Watching it tonight. Is Joey Votto legitimately retarded?
>>157999903Freeman was the guy during their WS run, Durant was a perennial KWAB with the Thunder before he ring chased and has returned to KWAB status.
>>157999916absolutely agreed. >>157999938that's why i said "basically". but don't forget, braves were up 3-1 on the dodgers in 2020 and choked, and freddie wasn't all too great in some of those games. yes, they beat them in 2021 and won it all, but the comparison isn't totally lost.
>philadolfhitler
>>157999983You'd swear joey votto is the brainless phillies color guy instead of kruk lel
Does the way Sale pitches help prevent elbow injuries or is it just a preference to pitch sideways like that
Is this a closing sale?
>>157999961Soto's making like $45M a year every year for 13 more years. only a team like the Dodgers could afford that - maybe not even anymore after the Walters fraud stuffthe Nats do have some great pieces. before he got hurt, James Wood was looking like a total monster. he might be able to build on that next yearI'm assuming you're a Braves fan, so are there any young guys or high-level prospects you're excited about?
Bohm heroics in the 9th
>>158000042he's got a very checkered injury history lol. when he was a young guy, everyone predicted that his side arm delivery slinging high heat would make his elbow explode. and it did. but surprisingly, he's been quite durable through it all
I'm going to miss Bohm. Shame the casual fanbase is intent on running him out of town.
>>157999989he had a big homer in the opening series off of Hader, but Eddie Rosario and Jorge Soler were the "big guys" of that run. Rosario was basically the hottest any hitter could possibly be. and Soler hit 3 homers in 6 games in the World Series (and maybe so did dansby? he was always clutch af for us too)
Stott has done literally fucking nothing the entire series.
>>158000042Pitching styles are a big part of baseball. Each pitcher having a different release adds to their effectiveness
I can't believe the Red Sox just gave Sale away.
>>158000042he's had TJS but most of his injuries were of the freak non-throwing variety which actually probably helped preserve his arm by giving it some downtime
>>158000077He is both an okay and disappointing player. I think the Phillies were hoping for more of a star out of him, but turned out only okay. Relying on him to be the 3-4th best hitter in the lineup is not ideal.
>>158000045ken caminiti's like nephew or something Cam Caminiti is a leftie pitcher who is our top prospect right now. he's supposed to be pretty good. I think Strider's career is finished. hopefully the other Spencer (Schellenbach) isn't too. but getting either of those guys REALLY helps out the Braves starting pitching. IF strider has a rebirth to his career, it's going to be as a bullpen arm. his career as a starter is 100% done.
>>158000171>Relying on him to be the 3-4th best hitter in the lineup is not ideal.That's the biggest problem. He's not a clean up hitter but Philly keeps thinking he's going to magically turn into a 30+hr guy.
>>158000148he fucking dove for a ball and broke a rib last year for the braves lmao.
BRAVES WIN!
BRAVES WIN ITBRAVES WIN IT
based SaleBraves crushed it desu
BRAVES WINHave a good night and have some boner pills /sp/!
>>158000042>>158000076He's only gone on the IL twice due to the elbow. He's had trouble with the shoulder barking kinda often in his career though.
Why the fuck is Otto fucking Kemp even on the playoff roster let alone in the fucking game?
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Phillies window status?
STRRUCK him out
Late night philly talk radio and youtubes time?
>>158000231>strikes out on 4 ballsI hope Dombrowski calls him washed again.
BRAVES WIN
>>158000238they will run it back
The Phillies window is officially closed
>>158000269One more time, baby!
>>157999823The native american chant is racist
>>158000238One of these years their pitchers will actually start getting injured and that will be that but until that day comes they have a punchers chance
>>158000238windows in baseball are weird because basically you just have to get into the playoffs and anything can happen. but i think it's closed, personally. that being said, Arraez being hurt was a big loss for Philly. Braves have (basically) everyone actually healthy for once.
>>158000327You are a faggot
>>158000032I swear earlier heard him say Braves werent gonna hit Wheeler anymore and then an immediate home run. Votto is a moron.
>>158000327Thank you for noticing
>>157999468I bet both of them are like that. Any man who gets veneers is a douchebag.
>>158000327sounds cool, better than>I CAN MAKE YOUR HANDS CLAPblaring out after every pitch
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