you are now aware that if the browns win 2 more games in a row that they will achieve their first 5 game win streak in the past nearly 30 years. they are currently the only NFL/NBA/WNBA/MLB/NHL team to not have at least 1 5+ win stream during such a time span.
Are the Browns good?
PEANUT OIL TIME
The Browns play the Jets next week. They're going 4-1. That's fucked up.
https://youtu.be/oKDjis1fg8E?is=vpOC2Fmj7TRGisrT
>>158001538Kek, even the refs couldn't save old man Gayron rodgers today huh
mfw degod wins one for da land
>Browns' next six gamesThey're about to be the most fraudulent 7-3 team I've ever seen.
>Seahawks aren't being broadcast in my area againFuck this society.
damn the steelers are ass....check out this sick town tho
My friend's dog likes the browns because she is brown
time for morning activities before waging, enjoy the rest of your night frens!
Good gameDePeanut Oilson played well in the first half
>>158001551win streak*; typo
https://voca.ro/1m2xhQ0r8vLI
>>158001567They'll win 11 games
>The Browns are 3-1
>>158001552They've had 2 very good drafts in a row, that and semi competent QB and coaching is all you need to turn a team around even if they're not worldbeaters
>>158001568Based Niners.
Refs lost
>>158001552nothis game shouldve been a blowout and they nearly lost
I can not believe Deshaun Watson just outduled Aaron rodgers. Wild. He's back to his 2020 texans self again finally. I never thought id see the day. I thought he was washed but clearly he's still a top 10 qb.
>MFW my Patties are 1-2 (Soon to be 1-3) and the Browns are 3-1
>>158001592>1488
>>158001538Who’s gonna trade for Justin Herbert?
>>158001569Yo why your building look like Antonio browns hair?
Gonna be fun seeing women seethe about Watson on social media.
>>158001551Jets and ravens next. Maybe, but i doubt they beat the ravens
My Chiefs would rape and remind these shit ass presumptuous UPPITY Browns
>>158001552Yes the browns are good. They Re 100% winning the division this year and making a deep playoff run. Cap it.
>>158001617Ravens look like shit and needed maximum spaghetti spillage by the Cowgirls to win
>Case Keenum is good>Deshaun Watson is good>Chargers suck
Shedeur… whatever happened to him? He has less trade value than NINE.
>>158001592>1488No wayKraft is gonna FREAK
>>158001569Kek this dumbass was playing Minecraft while Belichick and Tim Tebow raped him in the playoffs
>>158001591Soon they will be driven from these lands...
>browns are 3-1>raiders are 3-0
>>158001552they have a lot of talent but are undisciplined as shit and o-line needs more time to jail. Watson is also Watson but at least he rediscovered his memechuck and some scrambling ability to give some juice
Let’s settle this once and for all - who would you rather have - brock ‘system babby’ Purdy or Justin “limitless potential” Herbert
>>158001615ive already seen Shauder fans asking for him to get traded, now its gonna be worse with that speech by watson after the game KEK
>>158001570Filthy fucking mutt Jesus Christ. Abomination.
>Browns Vikings and Raiders division leaders>Niners undefeated despite losing everyone>the NFC SouthWait, huh?
>>158001609Montreal Arlouettes
Watson is /ourblackqb/ because he makes redditards seethe.
You say something white boi?
>>158001656same as it ever was
>>158001656The NFC South is just business as usual anon
Raiders vs Browns AFC championship game in Vegas would be epic
>>158001633Yeah but its still the browns we’re talking about herePlus i expect jesse minter to rape DePeanut Oilson
>>158001649Herbert, shanahans have made lots of QBs look elite for decades
>>158001649Brock Purdy has the brain processing power of Drew Brees, so him
SHITRON SHITDGERS IS SUCH SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>158001619I mean, they'd get bailed out by the refs as much as the stoolers tonight, so, yeah.. probably.
>>158001664Many have circulated this opinion.
>>158001674Is it the 80s again?
>>158001592>14-88
>>158001649Kick the wheels on old Jamarcus Russell
>>158001656>Raiders division leadersNot a thing, check again
>>158001677>sissy sphincter meme coach
How come you never hear of that that Jew Kraft fucking escorts like Deshaun was
>>158001664Same. I don't care if he raped girls. They probably lied anyway because they wanted black dick
>>158001581Kiwi real voice exposed?
>>158001635>Chargers suckThis isn't unusual
>>158001664>>158001688based
>Browns are good>Raiders are good>Vikings are good>packers are ass>patriots are ass>rams are the 2012 eagles
Beating the Browns isn't for everyone.
>>158001685Be nice :( he's just old..
>rodgers with 299it lives!
>>158001715He's also a fag with aids. Hope he dies soon.
>>158001711>viqueers are goodeverything else you said is true except for this
Feels like there's something about having a rapist QB that gives your team an edge over non-rapist QBs. Thoughts?
Browns havent lost on TNF since 2008
>>158001700More women should be raped desu
>>158001724The opposing defense is scared of getting raped
>>158001700It was a massage parlor they probably didn’t even know who he was and felt lowballed when they did. But I mainly think this because If this could come back to bite the nfl in the ass they would banish that tard to the cfl.
i hate browns
>>158001718>Browns defense still good without Myles GarrettWelp. Maybe he was the cancer all along
PITTSBURGH SUCKSPITTSBURGH SUCKS
>>158001723they're literally a qb away from taking the division
>>158001720He just needs more h-h-help.....
>>158001731sameand i'm not a fan of cleveland's football team either
>>158001730It wasn't a massage parlor. He intentionally booked masseuses and tried to get them to touch his dick out of nowhere. Dude watched too much porn.
>>158001724>remembers Rothelsburger>remembers Payton Manning giving a stink face to one of the women medical staff in college.......... hmm you might have a point
>>158001740Just like my brownies :) OH WAIT KEK!!
>>158001740in your fucking dreams they are
>>158001711Kangz opponents:>Packers (doodoo dogshit) >Bears (actually pretty good, but this was when Caleb was still QB) >Bucs (doodoo dogshit) Their next opponent is the fucking Dolphins. The Kangz are not a proven team.
>>158001740You're right fyi, ignore the Detoilet
>>158001750mike tyson violently raped multiple 16 and 17 year olds, went to prison for it and is permanently on the sex offender registry but hes a wholesome bacon chungus for whatever reason
>>158001754For me, it's favre slapping his cock off a female staffers face in college. (Or was that Manning kek)
>>158001740Yeah but thats kind of a big position to fill
Kyler Murray is going to settle in this week and the Vikings will have an offense again. Prepare your bootys for blasting.
>>158001750Why would a heterosexual man walk into a massage parlor if its not for sex?
>>158001750What I don't get is why a multimillionaire NFL QB needed to resort to masseuses
>>158001773because Iron Mike is the greatest boxer ever.
Rodgers status?
What will Rodgers last NFL game be like? Will his wife come out to the game?
>>158001773Many are saying this
>>158001785weird way to spell manny pacquiao
>he legitimately thinks the Browns are elite>got shitstomped by the 2-1 Jags>barely won against an 0-3 bottom of the barrel Bucs team>barely won against the Panthers who don't know what the fuck they're doing on a weekly basis>barely won against a geriatric Steelers teamthe browns are incredibly lucky to have such a weak schedule, they could legitimately end the season at 12-5
>>158001786He got his crust busted
>>158001773True.
>>158001774it was Manning lmao, it basically made her eat his chode so it was both ass and balls
>>158001786Old
>>158001783Because you have an unrealistic childish idea of what wealth can do and think any woman will do anything for a little moneyAnyone can get a hooker, what he was looking for was a real woman. Money alone doesn't get you that, it gets you smacked
>>158001786gaped by Shedeur after the game
>>158001786Broken and abused/betrayed also trapped
>>1580017862 cocks deep already. Looking for a 3rd and 4th as I post this
>>158001783NFL players aren't good looking and money doesn't mean shit. I remember when Big Ben raped that girl,and then Terry Bradshaw flat out saying its because Roethlisberger was ugly on the broadcast
>>158001759Look I'm no viqueens fan but>HC made Darnold / Cousins look good>Brian Flores' defense >good passing attack not sure about their run game but their OL looks good too, if they can just trade for a young QB (possibly Aidan O'Connell or Mac Jones) they can steal the division, lions offense might them trouble too
>>158001786Washed. He should have retired years ago. After the 2021 season its been all downhill. Its sad.
>>158001786worse than ever
The Browns are what?!?!
>>158001783He has porn brain it’s about getting the masseuse to want to have sex with u, anyone can just pay for a hooker, he was trying to get a ego boost
>>158001740>they're a quarterback away from being kings of trash mountainwow! lets give them the superbowl trophy
>>158001786super bowl bound
>>158001801God damn he's so fucking based. Idk why we don't blow Manning more, yeah he didn't win as much as brady, but he shoved dick and ass in a chicks face which immediately makes him better than brady, and he gave us years and years of constant dragons.
>>158001834Oh I never fuckin said superbowl, just their division
If Watson pulls it off and wins it all for Cleveland will you suck his cock?
Deshaun Waston actually making a comeback and leading the Browns to the playoffs is probably the funniest possible team outcome in the NFL this year.
>>158001786Mildly annoying and unlikable
>>158001786Unc is cooked
>>158001786raped and gaped
I would rather go 0-17 than cheer for the Browns as Deshaun hoists the Lombardi. It’s called being a decent human being.
>>158001641Sorry Chud. Not happening
>>158001852Especially since Haslam might be forced to resign him if they win so much they can't get a good draft pick.
This interview is straight kino
>>158001865this but unironically
>>158001833NFL players don't wanna be seen with hookers and prostitutes. Its like when Jimmy Garappolo was fucking that porn star. Entire NFL media laughed at him and he got so mind fucked by that,he sucked ass afterwards even in the Shanahan system that supposedly makes anyone great according to Purdy haters
>StoolersLmao
I'm listening to some fuckin TupacReal shit nigga!!!
>>158001849As a retard who lives near cleveland,I will unironically suck his cock, cup his balls, AND massage his prostate. I am so starved for a championship here. I don't give a fuck about the cavs title because I hate that dickhead faggots monkey lebron. I will celebrate harder than I ever have in my life over a world series, I will actually turn into a faggot butt slave for decoom if he wins a SB. I don't think I have to worry about that though.
what is mike tomlin thinking right now?
>>158001884Did NOT have to make this post so gay
>>158001879fake and gay
>>158001779massages feel great and any worth a damn will give you the good ol tug option too
You can tell that everyone respects and fears my Steelers by the fact that everyone thinks the Browns are elite, despite being buttfucked by the Jags.
Why haven’t we seen Rodgers wife at the game?
>>158001888How to build an aquarium inside the locker room in Minecraft
>>158001897jagz are the elitest tho
>>158001888Creeper, awwwwwwwwww man.
>>158001892Say that to my fuckin face punk ass nigga!
>>158001891No he did, hes a browns fan after all.
>>158001891Implying you wouldnt do the same in my position. You're retarded.
>Browns "good">Raiders "good">Jaguars "good"Once again it's up to the Chiefs to restore the status quo.
>>158001783I've nothing against him but for a black man he's pretty unfortunate-looking desu
The Browns winning it all with their sex pest QB who has a historically-terrible contract would be so funny that there's no way the league will let it happen.
I really want to be a woman.
>>158001911Salty over that Garret trade huh
>>158001842yes, and it's the worst division in football.
>>158001917I hope these shit teams do manage to meme it into the playoffs kek will be much easier than the Bills and Bengals
3-1 BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Browns go 3-1 and everyone starts talking super bowlTHEY'RE THE BROWNS
>>158001538Seriously though what the fuck is up with the Chargers? At least with the Patriots you can say the usual Superbowl hangover, injuries, expected regression blah blah, but this is like year 3 of Harbaugh and year 6 (?) of Herbert. Why do they suck?
>>158001917Jags were good last season
>>158001917Kenneth walker will probably get injured and then its lights out for the Chiefs desu
>>158001917Afraid not. Kelce's getting a career ending injury this month and Mahomes is tearing his ACL again in a must win divisional game.
>>158001928My ancestors:)
>>158001941Josh Allen beat them with a belt >>158001944Even if this cope came true Emmett Johnson is already one of the best rbs in the league as well, sorry
SUPERBOWL SUPER BROWNS
>>158001934this but the raiders
>>158001786
>>158001934Every retarded called on sports talk radio in Cleveland was talking playoffs after the Panthers win lmfao. We're passionate, but definitely retarded.
>>158001935The offensive coach is a joke Herbert is not as good the defense run through a 1000 year old Khalil Mack no skill position players.
>>158001917History repeats
We /rapists/ now?
Turns out that old yogurt in the back of the fridge was NOT good to eat.
>>158001956No raiders fans are saying super bowl
>>158001935Harbaugh really isn't that good bro. I'm a Niner fan. I mean yeah, he was way better than Mike Singletary but come on man. He was just an average coach with a loaded roster. He repeatedly gets outcoached by other people smarter than him. Great college coach I guess??? I don't watch college shit though
Division winners: >Browns>Jets>Jaguars>Raiders>Bears>Cowboys>Saints>49ersTrust the plan, it's the most entertaining one yet
>>158001952YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!!
>>158001935Herbert just isn't that good
>>158001935The Center they signed went out for the year, the core of the O line is now perma fucked for the year, no receiver except Maklunkey can catch, and Herbert's heart isn't in the game anymore.
>>158001934>>158001958The Browns are making the playoffs and hosting a wildcard game.
>>158001962What the fuck are the Pats doing in the club?
Remember when Mahomes got hurt last season and the chiefs outright tanked for the rest of the season? I thought intentionally losing games for better draft position and easier schedules wasn’t kosher. Just because your qb is injured doesn’t mean you can just completely and openly tank for next year.That was honestly more damning than anything that ever happened during Brady’s day.
>>158001976Gonna do something about it?
>>158001964Always have been
>>158001814>>HC made Darnold / Cousins look good"Made" Darnold good after he already spent a year in SF learning from Kyle Shanahan. Darnold also looks pretty good under Macdonald and just had a career year with a Super Bowl win last year working with him. Cousins already looked pretty good prior with guys like old man Mike Shanahan, Jay Gruden, and Mike Zimmer.Point is, O'Connell is not a miracle worker that can make shit QBs good, that's been clear since he lost those two. Mac Jones would be an intriguing fit though.
>>158001964That's the name of the /nfl/ discord.
>>158001969The script writers would earn every last cent of their paychecks if they made it happen.
>Deshaun Watson has won 3 games in a row in 2026
>>158001962Me on the top right.
>>158001976They didnt tank they were just honest to god shit. Still are btw
>>158001928what the fuck is wrong with normgroids
Speaking of Kelce, after some careful analysis, the only scientific conclusion is that Taylor's vagina has a rejuvenating effect on the male body. Kelce is playing like he's a decade younger.
>>158001994the rapes gives him power
>>158001975I mean, they were just in the owl, no?The real reason, that image is from 10 years ago.
>>158001975He said history repeats itself dumbass, the Pats were the Chiefs before the Chiefs
>>158001976They sucked assBet no one in this thread remembers the name of whatever third string quarterback they had to trot out onto the field
>>158002009its more like he no longer has to hear that whiny bitch be a diva about her wedding no longer
>>158002016>post ends in 2016it can't be...can it?
>>158002009No it's because she's White, steinfield and beer are jewesses so Herbert and Allen will become worse
I like Watson because he makes midwit Reddittards seethe. It was the same thing with Argentina with all the midwits seething over literally nothing. Just a bunch of easily propagandized morons who don't understand nuance.If Watson really did some fucked up rape or whatever then he'd be in jail. If those women settled then they were made whole and have no right to complain. Redditors keep seething about the situation because they think being a "nice guy" will get them laid. It's pathetic. (I don't actually condone whipping out your dick to masseus tho, that's some gooner loser shit)
>>158001976They're the most protected team in league history. I hope my brownies get the same treatment eventually (they won't because they tried to sue the league over modells faggot ass moving the team).. irrelevant shit team forever, suddenly get good QB that the NFL sees as the future face of a new generation, and does everything they can to protect that face... I'd be so fucking happy if my shit team got this lucky
>announcers make mention of the fact that September is a glorified preseason because players don't play in the preseason anymoreCan someone explain to me why teams are basically just throwing weeks 1-4 away instead of just...playing your starters a bit in preseason? The quality of football across the league this month has been frankly shit, and there's way too many injuries from players being clearly unprepared and not in football shape.
>>158002020His name was Oladokun and he should still be 3rd string and Fields should be off the team. Oladokun played well and almost beat the Bronkeks on Christmas
>>158001928Just noticed that flagAmerigoblins dont deserve human rights
>>158001935Herbert is a loser who had the last bit of QBing ability drained by a succubusHarbaugh is a fossilized CEO coach that serves no purpose in this eraTeam is a bad fit for the offense McDaniel likes to run, McDonkey, QJ, and Hampton aren't even close to prime Tyreek, Waddle, and Achane
>>158002028>irrelevant shit team forever, suddenly get good QBWe literally invented the AFC, went to two owls and won one. We were never as shit and irrelevant as you, retard. And you will never know a fraction of what it's like to be a Chiefs fan in your entire life
>>158002036I seriously dont get why Jim Harbaugh deserve a job if Pete Carroll repeatedly owned him every single time.
>>158002009Tell this bitch to shave her beard god damn
>>158002030because they don't want to risk their players getting hurt when "it doesn't count" and would rather suffer through it when it does. There's no strong reasoning to it besides that feeling and it probably doesn't make sense big picture but hardly anything is done with the big picture in mind nowadays
>>15800203049ers always play hard. Thats why we get injured every week
didn't watch the game, are the browns good?
>>158002046Fake fans. You fags completely deserted your shit team during their shit years.
>>158002075>Cope headcanonYeah whatever, this got boring fast
>>158001964>now
Watson being good is the worst possible outcome for the Browns
>>158002078Kek you're legitimately the lifelong since 2018 meme. You're fake as fuck lil bro
>>158002073No
>>158002009Why is this bitch famous anyway she’s a 5/10 at best and literally cannot sing to save her life
>>158002073Yeah they dominated the 1st half. Then when the refs tried helping Gayron, the Browns dominated the refs too.
>>158002090Boring
>>158002073still unknown. The Steelers defense looked horrible and geriatric. Watson was dealing but most of his yards came from YAC.
The Browns is the Browns.It's quite simple really
>>158002092That’s why, she relates to the average white American woman.
>>158002073They almost pissed up a two score lead against the wall and were getting dominated by 63 year old AIDSon Rapegers
>>158002087No, I'd rather have a rapist at quarterback because I respect them. I'm sick and tired of gay leftist redditors crying about Shedeur. He sucks dick. The entire league passed on drafting him
>>158002073no but they have a lot of talent and the steelers are ass
>>158002105Stay mad fag kek
>>158002073No. Steelers suck on TNF road games against AFCN. If you knew ball you’d know this.
>>158001935herbert been getting sacked at a worse rate than Luck. Maybe he was good before but dude looks checked out and i wouldnt blame him since his oline worse than it has ever been lmao. Also they tried to "fix him" by giving him a running game but that running game is ass, eckler fumbling 20 times a season and catching more balls than he was rushing was the best thing they had.
>>158002073None of the games count until Thanksgiving.
>>158002121Few can bantz with Chiefs fans without seething their head off and reverting to generic "fake fan" boringness, you're not one of them and lost to my first reply
>>158002125Is Joe Alt just a turbo bust or what I thought this guy was supposed to be insanely good. At some point its the QBs fault for not setting protections properly. Why is it ONLY the chargers that appear to suffer from O Line issues every year?
>>158002129Who are the ones who can?
Disgusting
>>158002129>Baited another reply Seething kek. You'll never be a real fan. Tell your friends on leddit too
I made cinnamon toast, /nfl/. It was good.
>>158002125whats funny is Joe Alt was elite his rookie season, torn his ACL his 2nd and now he is ass his 3rd. They finally drafted someone good but he got cursed and now he is shit too
>49ers fans think they're not gonna have a Bo induced melty in 2 days
What community in the USA deserves a horrible team most?
>>158002147Bronkeks and Kiwi are basically it, everyone else is just legitimately seething>>158002150Enjoy being a Browns fan
>>158002166New York obviously.
>>158002166Kansas City
>>158002166TexasAll NFCN states except michiganCaliforniaIn that order
>Browns go 10-7 and lose in the wildcard>Watson gets a new contract from the Browns
>>158002138ankle was cooked all of last season, had surgery and now he is shit
>>158002168post some mahomes stats for us bro! thatll show em!
>>158002151nice, I made a frozen pizza then ate the whole thing while standing in the kitchen
>>158002162It's our C team anyways
>>158002166Little known fact, those that deserve it tend to get it. Not a coincidence that the two worst franchises, Browns and Lions, are also the fanbases with the most subhumans
>>158002178Haslam should just sell the Browns to Watson. He can be owner and quarterback
>>158002186So you've covered "fake fan" and now you're moving on to "statmutt", this is engaging stuff
>>158002162Congrats, you beat an injured team. I hope you're happy bro
Watson > Rodgera
>>158002166PNW Nuke us.Love muh Hawks hate these 'people'.
>>158002189>>158002202Wait are 9oids really conceding the game already?? You’re still favored by 2.5
>handsome>young>intelligent>talented>christian>anti-semeticWhy hasn’t the US made this man the president yet and are persevering with that fat fucking retarded orange faggot?
stoolers kek!
>Paying Old Man Rodgers to lose to the browns
>>158002212Minimum age is 35
>>158002212He has the brain processing power of Drew Brees. He is unironically too smart to join the US Presidency, aka being a Jewish puppet automatically
>He's still getting baitedEmotional maturity of a 5 year old. Keep em coming sweaty!
>>158002220he threw some ducks to the right place at timesage is something else
>>158002189I don't even know how 49ers fans do it man. You guys look dominant for the first month then your players start dying on the field (apparently Kyle Shanahan runs his practices like a slave labor camp) and then you have to watch your team slowly turn to shit over the rest of the season.
>>158002226Ball knower
>>158002223Let’s be honest, rules don’t really apply anymore, and everyone would be forgiving of Brock’s age given how he is the future of America
>>158002212>>anti-semeticis he really?
>>158002166Dallas
>>158002151>>158002188Based
>>158002151>>158002188fat fucks
>>158002229I've seen it all. Nothing phases me anymore
>>158002166LA by a wide margin
>>158002229I don't give a shit if we lose or all 50 guys get hurt dude. I saw 3 Superbowl losses bro. Nothing phases me anymore
Is Rodger old ass officially washed now
>>158002268No, Steelers are bad in TNF against division opponents.
>>158002191>cubs autists shit up /mlb/ all year>get horrifically raped and gaped>doyerpaco autists do the same>win world seriesits not a sure thingthough it is more common in esports
>>158002268bruh fr fr blud cooked
>>158002287Is your ass officially coping ?
>>158001552More like Stefankski can't fucking coach for jackshit
>Stepping to Chiefies in /nfl/>More cooked corpses steamingThey never learn
I'm open.
Mike Tomlin nooooo!
>>158002298No, I bet on Browns and looked at Steelers’ trends.
>>158002027Sure thing, Rabbi!
>>158002315>Stepping to Ch-*sees piles of ice cream*>hold on a minute guys, let me just.....*SHLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*>oh fuck that's heavenly..... i completely forgot what we were talking about because this ice cream is so fresh and tasty
>>158002268Yes rodgers should have retired in 2022 its been downhill ever since
Kiwi has a poop fetish himself btw, I saw him say he wanted to sniff someone's poop earlier. He is projecting, and erect
>>158002268Nah the browns are just that good. They're winning the division and making a deep playoff run. Watson might even win mvp this year. Hes a top 10 qb currently so we'll see
>>158002362Idk man. They literally showed Mahomes eating chocolate ice cream in the SNF game animation
>m-my team is good, r-reallyWrong! Only the Seahawks and Bills are good!
>>158002327I don't get it.
>>158002384It was chocolate.
need a cock shoved in my throat after it was pulled out of my ass
I think Gaydgers ass got washed last night
>>158002384that second half has serious meet the pyro vibesi wonder if whoever had to AI slop this together was intentionally doing that to make it less shit
which nfl wide receiver is most likely to become a pilot only to stab his co-pilot midair so he can crash the plane into the dome of the rock in jerusalem?
>>158002387>seahawksLost to MariGOATa by 30 >
>>158002384>>158002355I'm noticing a trend
>>158002400sorry aaron, only winners get that
HE BEEN PUTTIN PEANUT OIL DOWN IN DA BOOTYHOLE SKEEUP
>superteam with twice as many losses as wins
>>158002410DeKaylin Metcalf
Will I be a better quarterback if I rape women? I just saw Watson outplay Gayron
Now that the dust has settled can we agree that the Browns fleeced the Rams?
Is it worth it to get up at 6:30 on a Sunday just to watch the Commies and Clots?
>>158002355Unreal that he keeps falling for this. Like bruh no one’s gonna leave a pile of chocolate soft serve on the field for you lol. That’s poop every time
>>158002434Yeah myles will probably go to IR. Donald will throw his hands in the air and say fuck it, then go back to retirement
>>158002431You'll be a better man in general if you rape women
>>158002440He does not do that, it's AI. He is a top 3 all time quarterback and conducts himself with dignity.
>>158002440He can't help it
>>158002449Generational levels of cope
Diabetic mahomes losing legs
>>158002384For me, its when they had shedoodoo tied up in a mine cart underground with the 9ers mascot happily prancing around him. Gotta admit, they've put out some bangers over the last few seasons
>>158002446>Yeah myles will probably go to IRHe's on IR for a knee surgery, the Rams were sold damaged goods
>>158002355Grok is this real?
thinking about that random thirdie who would show up and post some black quarterbacks name for no reason over and overan underrated ritualposter of the genny
>>158002422>GRANDMA ALWAYS SEZZ YA CORNHOLE AN EXIT ONLY SKEEEEYUP >WHY HE PUTTIN PEANUT OIL UP IN THERE SKEEEEYUP??!?>I NEED ANSWERS SKEEEEEEEEEYUPPP
>>158002470No.
Chiefs bros… is our star qb a jeet? I don’t feel so good
>>158002470Fraid so :/
>>158002425>Jared Verse doing cardio for 3 weeksWould still do the Myles Garrett trade in my sleep
>>158002484That is not his name. "Mahomes" is Irish.
>>158002471Ok fine. I admit I was wrong about black quarterbacks. Its possible that they can be elite. They just need to rape girls to unlock their brain.
>>158002472>Did Baker play well enough to keep the Panthers starting job?Top tier bantz
Did Mike Tomlin seriously play Minecraft before Tim Tebow beat him in the playoffs?
Is it gay to place your penis on another man’s ballsack?
>>158002529VPN off Kiwi
>>158002473This just reminded me about that post about anon and his dog in the game thread
>>158002468
Why do Chiefies own the tight end position? What can be done to stop them?
Just saw the most beautiful masculine anus
How many gallons of semen do you need to drink before it’s considered homosexual? My dad told me 3 gallons was the limit when I was a kid but the other day my mate Rick said you could drink 7 and still be considered straight in this day and age
We need to discuss making /nfl/ American only.
>>158002574bout tree fiddy
>>158002574caleb is that you
>According to NFL Network’s Mike Garafolo, Michaels said Rodgers gave them a pretty specific answer when asked where he sees himself a year from now.>“I’ll either be tending to my pregnant wife or I’ll be taking care of my newborn,” Rodgers told the broadcast crew, according to Michaels.See? She's real
>>158002512Seems like it. Minecraft must have been thonky thing that took his mind off of football for over a decade
>>158002586Will the baby attend a different school in Canada as well?
>W-We're still gonna win the division!!
>>158002529yes patrick, and you're married besides!
>>158002563my bwc would make them the loose ends if you know what i mean
>>158002563S O O N
>>158002577Nah more international games, you Americans need to be culturally enriched for your own good
If you had sex with a man, but then immediately after had sex with two different women, would the 2:1 ratio mean that the straight cancels the gay out?
>>158002470No but this is real
Seek help
>>158002551why does the niners mascot have blue eyes?
Rasm make ya seethe
New shedeurfag cope just dropped
Kiwi busts pipes
Bust this bussy
Does anyone else here insert three fingers into their ass after they’ve pooped to scoop out the remaining poop nuggets so they have a clean rectum or is it just meLike I don’t have poopy fingers or anything because I wrap them in three sheets deep of toilet paper but yeh
>>158002692why wouldn't you just use a single soapy finger in the shower?
>>158002692nigga just eat some metamucil
>fraudgers>2 picks and 3 sacsSo glad I didn't stay up to watch that shitshow.
Lay up all night because my tooth hurts so fucking much. For normal people that would be terrible, but for me its just like the average Cardinals-fan experience.
>>158002708Two of those sacks were due to him holding the ball too long.
I fucked Sydney Sweeney at a club in LA 3 years ago. We met at the bar. She was high as fuck I could tell. She was there with some uppity producer/ manager types. I had some good blow on me so we went to the mens room to throw back a couple par 5’s. As soon as we walked in she turned around and started aggressively making out with me. Threw me up against the bathroom door and everything. It was weird but I rolled with it. She was very aggressive…..almost like I was being accosted. Her breath kinda tasted like tuna but she was super sexy so i was like fuck it. She pulled up her skirt and bent over the sink and said “Why don’t you fuck my ass you weak pussy.” I was a bit shocked but still game. Then she said: “What’s the matter? Are you a fucking faggot?” I pulled out my hard dick and pushed it into her asshole. “Is that all you’ve got?” She said. I started stroking her hard…man that asshole could grip. Then it got really weird. As I was pumping it she started talking mad shit. Just cutting me down with strange insults….”Yeah you like that don’t you faggot?”….”You little bitch”….and strange comments calling me “tough guy” and shit like that. It was weird but i was drunk as fuck so I just ignored her and kept pumping away. Then right as I was about to bust I grabbed her hair and pulled back…..the hair pulled away and a silicone mask came with it. She turned around and punched me in my face right as I was climaxing and said ”You liked that didn’t you faggot?”. I realized I was fucking Mike McCarthy. That was the last time I fucked Mike McCarthy at a club in LA
>>158002711Would ice cream make it feel better? I haven't been to the dentist since 2009...
>>158002713Only 2? It's Rodgers so I naturally assumed all 5 were.
Is Shadman okay?
>>158002719Maybe but first Ill go to the dentist
Can someone who watched the game explain to me how it's possible to give up 21 points to the browns in one quarter? Were pick sixes involved?
>>158002590No youre not. The browns are
>>158002600Who's that?
>>158002780No pick six, just a regular INT, then a 3 and out, then a shanked field goal.
>>158002792>4 plays 56 yards>4 plays 74 yardsHoly grim
>>158002796Browns own the division and deshaun Watson is about to win mvp
>>158002715Based black man.
Wouldn't mind a quick gape
>>158002810>1 td, 1 pick, 2 sacs, 94 passer ratingYeah I'm sure he was great.
>>158002828A win is a win. He just beat Aaron rodgers in a qb duel.
>>158002855True but Rodgers is shit.
Deshaun Watson suddenly being loved is proof that winning solves all problems lol fuck those women I guess
>>158002863Rodgers is one of the best qbs to ever play. And Watson just outgunned him.
>>158002884metoo ruined it for all women, no one cares anymore
>>158002866The raiders are frauds and will be exposed. The only teams who deserve to be undefeated so far are the chiefs and bills
>>158002884Anyone who's ever been married or been in a relationship for a long time already knew women are not to be trusted.
>>158002886Im glad deshaun Watson remembered he can use his hands to throw TDs instead of touching women without their consent
>>158002905>without their consentThis is the part that has me skeptical. >nfl qb>hundreds of millions of dollars>no consentThese three things don't go together.
If the Jags have another four-score victory against the Bengals do we start taking them seriously? I didn't realize they were beating the shit out of everyone they played outside of Denver, and they beat the shit out of Denver right at the end of the season in the thick of the playoff race
Man if only the steelwrs had a shut down corner on defense they would have won that game. Perhaps a guy like Joey porter jr.
>>158002927Please don't mention that name in my presence for at least a week. Still mad.
Let's look at naked men
Reminder that the final score in the Jags-Browns game was 34-10 only because the Jags took their foot off the gas very early on both sides of the ball. If they had wanted to they could have scored about 21 more points and could have prevented the garbage time TD if they were playing serious ball. Just to provide context about the single L in the 3-1 Browns season
>>158002942We did earlier. The Browns all dressed like naked black men to distract Rodgers and it worked
>>158002912It’s simple. He didn’t want to pay for a prostate massage.
>>158001641Jefferson ninies u say?
>>158002942cringepost your favorite team and your newest waifu instead>titans>elsa bloodstone (marvel rivals)
>>158002927They lost in Cleveland every time with JPJ too. He wouldn’t have made a difference.
Afc north most kino division by far (as usual)
>>158002948Isn't prostitution illegal in the US? How don't the women get arrested for that?>yes I consented to sex but only if he paid me?
>>158002912Apparently he was flying "masseuses" out to wherever he was. Unless you're top of your field worldwide thinking a guy is going to put you on a plane for a rub down and not want sexual favors means you're too dumb to live. It's ridiculous enough that it basically confirms they were run of the mill hos and the Texans owner was smacking him for being uppity.
>>158001786Did eye yew awska take his powers? He's trying to force it now. He used to be a dragon tamer.
>>158002962Whores get around it by saying you’re paying them for their time. Judges and prosecutors are simps who go after the johns.
>>158002976Digraceful. Now I understand why athletes beat women.
>>158002963To be fair ive been flown to places to work and not once did I think they're doing that to fuck me.
you may ONLY reply to this post if your team is 3-0 or if you're a fren! :D
>>158002963Insane, no matter your stated profession if you’re a woman and a single man is flying you out for some kind of private time your pussy is going to be in use and you’re going to see some dick. Absurd.
>>158002998Well well well
>>158002996You’re not a woman and presumably you weren’t invited to go to a celebrity’s house to spend 1-on-1 time with themOr if you were you did your job wrong
>>158002998hey dude
>>158003000Vogelhans! :D>>158003008sup bro fyi niners have a top 3 cleanest color scheme in the league
>>158002166You have never seen subhuman filth until you've attended a jets game. Nothing but smelly ugly inbred haredi jews
>>158002998>tfw no secondary at allThank God the panthers are horribly injured.
For me, it's gotta be Diddy Watson
>roster composed of almost entirely niggers>arguably the worst team in the leagueWow who could've seen that coming
>>158003041>arguablyIs it though?
someones ass got washed last night
>>158003013heck ya. romes legions wore the colors. vikings were bad ass too.
>>158003025>Bryce finally elite>team falls apart with injuries Team is so cursed
>>158003025you got gibbs so you're propably good. unfortunately bryce has been borderline ELITE, should be a good game
>>158003013Ya working?
>>158003048welcome to the club
>>158003050>>158003048Panthers secondary might even be more fucked than the Lions now. I don't any defense shall be played.
..........I can't reply to finn's post
>>158003059Panthers oline is fucked so the lions may look like they have a defense. Panthers are just throughly fucked with injuries. Season would be over if it wasn't the nfcs.
Can we please stay on topic tonight?
>>158003051of course :D>>158003065it's ok ann michael i'll sample your cookies anytime
>>158003070Yeah the Lions d line has been good this year. That's my one hope (along with all the panthers players being dead.)
>>158003073Yes, who is on fraud watch this week?
Yinzers going to implode in a year in which they are tanking. How is that possible
>>158003073Trash pizza
>>158003081Bears, Jags, Raiders (though I don't want them to be,) Rams.
>>158002437Nope
>>158002437Only if you start drinking immediately and the game has at least 6 absurd turnovers.
>>158003095Jags losing to Cincy on the road isn’t exactly a fraud check especially if it’s close and they play relatively well.
>>158003081broncos, ravens, bengals, eagles and seahawks. no hate
McCarthy and Rodgers yelling>You're a fucking asshole>No, you're the fucking assholeat each other in between plays was a bad omen.A house divided cannot stand.
>>158003121>'no u'
>>158002866Mclovin is the only who gets some in that movie while chiefs and bills hug like faggots before sleeping together
What would your QB cadence be? For me, its>Yeah buddeeeeh COCK
>>158003151Bills are the bottom I guess
>>158003155DOWN, 21, GO>FOXTROT UNCLE CHARLIE KILO>NEXT PLAY, YAEGER OSCAR UNCLE
Will Gayleb be playing thise week or will it be more Case Kino?
>>158003155GIVE ME THE BALL
>>158003113>>158003095Not the Nanners?
>>158003184>blo dicksSadly the niners will be fine
>>158003155>blue 16! blue 16! Set set hut!
>>158001738You mean the nog that tried to murder another player with a deadly weapon was a cancer?
>>158003169>Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo KekWhat about>MY ball MY rules
>>158003155REEEEAAAAAAAAAADY
>>158003155We did pink 69, on 10. One time. We got a false start.
>>158003185What if Brock has a Bo induced melty?
>>158003212That would be based but it's unlikely.
Are>orange teams good now???
It's nothing but cock and balls in here
>>158003234Maybe go to a normal bar
I just want to see nine play again
>>158003224I refuse to believe that the bungles or browns have become good. No, I have not watched them, I just can't accept it.
>>158003240Obligatory Nein-reply.
>two of the best players in the NFL are both named brock, white, and play for historically great teams
>>158003224>>158003241Oh and I think the burrs are going to get assblasted having to play a real schedule this year.
>>158003243Kek, can't post it in your country or something, Hans?
>>158002662Ngl i hoped deshaun was benched early in the season so we could see shedeur fag copium when he played terribly for the remainder. But seeing watson playing well and absolutely burying any chance of starting forever is pretty good too
>>158003258Yes, sadly Nein is forbidden. Like any word hitler used ever. Its quite cumbersome desu.
>>158003272That's why our trains are always late. It would be seen as a memorial to Mussolini otherwise. The things we must do for penance.
3-1
>not so easy is it, Mike?
>>158003280I appreciate you and your country, Pastanon. Its always very nice when I come for vacation
>>158003254Brick purdy is a meme
>>158003284>trade shadeur at the deadline for a 4th rd pick >watson immediately goes to shit thereafterMake it so
Cleveland we have a QB
>>158003290No it's not. There's trash, graffiti, and illegals everywhere. It's ogre.
>>158003299Not in Tropea or the northern lakes
>>158003272>>158003280getting very axis in here...
What's your favorite Dawg Pound flag?
>>158003301I've never been to Tropea but it's in the south so of course I do not believe you. But yes, the lakes are nice. I meant the cities.
Are the Nazis getting excited about their new leader?
>>158003314>not named hans or stiegSo close
Grrr
FUCK THE SQUEELERS FUCK THE SQUEELERS FUCK THE SQUEELERS FUCK THE SQUEELERS FUCK THE SQUEELERS FUCK THE SQUEELERS FUCK THE SQUEELERS FUCK THE SQUEELERS FUCK THE SQUEELERS FUCK THE SQUEELERS FUCK THE SQUEELERS FUCK THE SQUEELERS FUCK THE SQUEELERS FUCK THE SQUEELERS FUCK THE SQUEELERS FUCK THE SQUEELERS FUCK THE SQUEELERS FUCK THE SQUEELERS
>>158003305and THAT'S a GOOD thing.
>>158003314Get off me, aaaaaa, stoooop wahhhhh
What kinda name is Carson anyway
All the good parts of Hitler would be all Browns
Yo, Mike Tomlin. Whachoo got to say now?
What are we listening to right now bros?
>>158003357Wu Tang, obviously.
>>158003344Celtic. "son of Carr", "son of the marsh-dweller", or from the Gaelic Mac Carthaigh (descendant of Carthach, meaning "loving" or "friend").
>>158003360Same and the only correct answer
based brownieslove you little faggots
>>158003382You should be thanking Rodgers for being so garbage.
>>158003357Oh Jesus I know every single one of those
>>158003357Emancipator
>>158003360Speaking of Killer Beeshttps://youtu.be/cPRKsKwEdUQ
Shitsburg Shitters lmao the old man is washed in shit
>>158003427RIP to ODB
Gayders shit himself again and is unwashed
>>158003446I did not watch but looking at his stats made me want to vomit. Embarassing.
>>158003446Eryn's been dog shit for a decade and a half.
whos shitsbergs qb2 it's time to take Gayron out to pasture
>300 yards on only 22 completions and a 50% completion %>a gorillion sacks and intsEither Erin was holding the ball forever and only looking for dragons or he was just completely missing on every throw and being hard carries by DK YAC. Which was it?
>>158003498>mason rudolphIt's never been so over
>>158003454That's a good party song for Cleveland https://youtu.be/XXTzm5GtqVo
thread endswe remaindont sleep, we are watching you kekeke
>>158001538Make a new thread faggot
New>>158003675>>158003675>>158003675
>>158003584no
