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>>158002350
iggs
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>spamming
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>>158002245 #
meanwhile afl
>had 5 players suspended and investigated for group sex crimes
>had a drunk and drug fuelled elijah hollands play a game and then the afl tried to cover it up by playing the mental health card
>neale viciously assaulted another player and then be cleared to play in the grand final
>bailey smith revealed to be a sexual predator dating multiple women at once
>lost the viewership war again
>got contract mogged with the new NRL media deal
pottery.
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he could have done a 4-peat but he's too humble for that
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>nrlsperg flying the flag for his sport in /afl/ because his community is dead
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hawthorn are a vile organisation
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>>158002381
Whoever gets the seat at Lions probably gets a Chris Scott situation where they've got every chance to win a premiership in their first year due to the foundations thats been left for them.
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>>158000697
Andrew Dillion should be sacked for allowing this to happen under his watch
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australian tv records are going to be broken when the afl moves to a twilight grand final
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>>158002366
crisp
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>The 2026 Toyota AFL Grand Final is the number one television program this year and the most watched Grand Final on record, drawing an average audience of over 4.52 million and reaching over 6.5 million
mogged
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>>158002428
a record you will hold for one week
see you all for the real grand final - go knights
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>>158002445
isnt state of origin normally the pinnacle of rugby?
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pissing so much
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You'll be pissing your pants in fear when you face my judgement, nonce.
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>>158002445
What's the drawcard for the NRL grand final this year? It doesn't have the advantage of featuring a Victorian team this year and just has two Sydney teams, plus there's no entertainment to bring in normies. It does have the advantage of being on a Sunday night, when everybody is home and there's nothing else on tv, but is that enough to draw in mass eyes this year? Maybe it will be but I'm skeptical.
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>>158002428
>pubs around the country happen to have it on in the background or whatever, no one's watching or caring
>wow, look at all these extra 50000 viewers!
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>>158002492
you are right 50k views on top of millions is not much
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heard one of you weird cunts photoshop a penis in my mouth?? you fuckin show yourself now
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>>158002428
Wow, half a million more people watched the AFL grand final this year than were purported to be in the Holocaust. Big numbers.
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>>158002487
the knights fairytale is about as qino as it gets
wooden spooners last season, 7th spot this season so barely qualified for finals footy
just beat the best team in the comp down a player for 3 quarters of the game in one of the best games ever witnessed
everyone has bandwagoned them, seeing all the queenslanders say that Newcastle is in qld. all the kiwis are too
victoria is irrelevant to the equation, its going to be enormous
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reading all that?
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>>158002521
sounds like a boring btfo is on the cards
or is nrl so low skill that a games always in play?
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>>158002521
>victoria is irrelevant to the equation
Not really. It's precisely why the numbers last year were large. Why would millions of Victorians that are otherwise ambivalent about rugby care about the "Knights fairytale"? I didn't even know they were bottom of the ladder last year or this year or whatever. I don't care about that at all so why would I watch?
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lads dont you think its a bit mean to feign interest in his passion
look how quickly and passionately he is replying
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>>158002390
fucking
THIS
H
I
S
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>nrlsperg has hit the beers early today and is losing his mind in /afl/
Kek can’t make this shit up. Piss off you drunk faggot
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I guess the rumours of Amartey getting offers of over a million were exaggerated. Or just lies fed to the media by his manager.
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>>158002487
>two sydney teams
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>>158002561
Where are the teams from?
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look you guys had your fun little final
it was a good watch, wharfie time and all that jazz
but this grand final will be one for the ages
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The only time I hear of NRLel is from social media and the one sperg here
It does not exist in my world, now scram back to Sydney or wherever the fuck it's being held
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i can see the knights stadium from where i'm staying. the town is buzzing. multiteam cities will never know this feel.
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>>158002573
Won't be watching but I'm sure I will read all about it from your posts in a future /afl/ thread.
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Not him, but I will probably watch it because I'm not a codesperg.
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I have spent more time replying to posts in this thread about NRL than I have watching the sport this year.
Haven't seen a second of the season, didn't watch any finals, and I didn't even watch one of the Origin matches.
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>>158002576
>smog haze
nsw is a hell scape
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>>158002581
Does having zero interest in a particular sport make me a "codesperg"?
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any footy on this weekend?
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>>158002596
yes mate
go knights
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>>158002596
yes mate
go knights
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Annie Knights?
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>>158002587
newcastle is a White man's paradise
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>tfw /ayy/ man caught in the brother wars crossfire
I'm mostly just here because it's more active, I feel basically equally apathetic about footy and rugby
I'm not wogbot btw, he said that he's a Carlton fan
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That time of the week where I just move me mouse once every 5mins until I can log off early
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>>158002606
True patrician's idolise the Gong.
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>>158002614
>not saving the money on a mouse and just thumbing a trackpad
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>>158002598
>>158002603
>nrlsperg bought a 4chan captcha pass
huh.
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wonder if she thinks about me
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>>158002642
when's the last time you talked to chloe, gymsperg?
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Was it disrespectful of Freo to cancel their fan day after the Wharfie Time flopfinal?
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>>158002614
the weekend will fly by
it will sunday before you know it
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>>158002661
Its a long weekend in the good states
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>>158002614
womens 'work'
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>>157998178
Wonder if she'll release a tape of their honeymoon, hahaha

>>158002069
>Judd
Out of contract.
>Dangerfield
Out of contract (restricted free agent)
>Smith
Out of contract.
>Neale
Out of contract (unrestricted free agent)
>Merrett v1
In contract
>Merrett v2
In contract

Agreed. Very interesting. It's almost like contracted players cost more.
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>no one owning up to pushing the wharfie time button
kwab
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>>158002670
yep essendon are sending a very strong message standing their ground
they should prove the same point again this year and teach everyone a lesson that the essendon bombers football club are no pushovers
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>>158002670
>nooooooooo essendon MUST give him away for NOTHING because they are a SHIT TEAM
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>>158002670
>>Neale
>Out of contract (unrestricted free agent)
Oops. Forgot this was the Fremantle -> Brisbane one.
He was in contract that's why Fremantle got such a huge haul.
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>>158002678
unironically this
denying hawthorn their missing piece to their premiership puzzle is delightful
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both essendon and hawthorn are deluded about how much a 32 year old hack will help them

shit teams are shit because of players like this who have no heart
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>>158002670
Now do their ages at the time of the trade. Also Neale was under contract.
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nrlsperg really is pathetic trying to shill his shit sport in here kek
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>>158002691
He might help Hawthorn. We know that he cannot help Essendon any more. Essendon might as well hold him another year to his contract. Surely that's worth more than whatever they'd get in a trade?
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essendon are totally valid in rejecting a first rounder for ridley
he can play 4 very good games for them next year
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>>158002706
More like 3 and a half.
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>>158002703
they turned down an unprcedented amount of first rounders for him last year to finish 18th
not very smart this football club
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>>158002716
Might as well do it again because the offers aren't getting better this year. Just like their club next year.
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>Let me tell you how you should manage your football club
Lol no. Fuck hawthorn.
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>yeah this guy clearly doesn't want to be here and his bringing morale down
>just chuck him at half back
fucking kek if they keep him again
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>>158002428
Could have been 10 million of Nick Daicos was playing
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>Bringing morale down
Subjective opinion based trash
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>>158002694
>Now do their ages at the time of the trade
Sure, but we'll also account for the year it happened. Back then players used to be cooked a lot earlier.
>24 yo Judd
Trade: 2007
Average aged of cookedness: 28
Good years left: 3-4

>25 yo Dangerfield
Trade: 2015
Average aged of cookedness: 31
Good years left: 5-6

>23 yo Smith
Trade: 2024
Average aged of cookedness: 33
Good years left: 0-10 (major concerns about his knee recovery)

>25 yo Neale
Trade: 2018
Average aged of cookedness: 31
Good years left: 5-6

>30 yo Merrett
Trade: 2025
Average aged of cookedness: 35
Good years left: 4-5

>31 yo Merrett
Trade: 2026
Average aged of cookedness: 36
Good years left: 4-5
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>>158002706
Did they actually reject it? Haven't caught up on today's trade news.
Imagine it'll all get rolled up with Bowes and some late pick swaps.
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>>158002747
>he had to make up a completely bogus stat suggesting an increase in the "average aged of cookedness" to support his limp dick arguments that Merrett is worth 4 first rounders or whatever
lol lmao even
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if i was merrett id start pining for james hird very early next season
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Bombers players will be terrible for clubs to pick up
They stink of losing and even joining a winning club won't remove that mindset.
They are fodder players for strongmind players to mog
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>>158002755
It's true though. Back then players were at the end when they hit 30. Maybe a few could drag it out to 31.
Nowadays clubs are paying players $2m+ when they're 35.
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>>158002760
yeah howd sam draper go fuckhead?
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>2018
>neale
>5-6 good years left
lol
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>>158002766
>Nowadays clubs are paying players $2m+ when they're 35.
A couple of clubs going all in with big contracts for a handful of old players (who have been among the best performed in the league across their careers) while they perceive themselves to still be in a window does not support the suggestion that the average career of players has increased. What's the average age of the players that have announced their retirement in 2026? I can tell you it ain't 36 even without looking.
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>>158002772
His dishonesty knows no bounds. Truly an Essendon man.
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>>158002772
>2018 +6 years = 2024
>2024 Neale mangles his foot, requiring him to play with pain blocking injections and wearing a moon boot post game
>2025 Neale mangles his calf, with huge concerns whether he'd make it back in time
Seems to line up with a player breaking down. He's been lucky to catch the tail end of increased player longevity. If he'd have been 1-2 years earlier draft wise his career would've been done years ago.
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lol
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>>158002768
Bane won despite that useless mercenary fuckhead
Cunt tried to snap the ball when he's directly in front of the goal, weakminded loser
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>>158002390
>>158002554
dosn customers will seethe forever
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>>158002777
The list of relevant trades suggested we were talking about A listers and how long their careers last.
If you want to talk about shittrucks then the average AFL career is 3-4 years with the age of retirements being like 24.
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>>158002768
carried hard. mogged by any half decent ruck he faces
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https://x.com/sportsbetcomau/status/802062845001146368

footy tweets that aged badly?
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I kneel dosn. I understand the greater picture here this isn't about whether merret will make you a better team it's deny hawthorn a player that might tip them over the edge into winning another premiership. True 4d chess. Andrew Welsh the 400 million dollar man.
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>>158002350
new keyboard is a bit complex (4 me) this lighting state has to f off. half expect abba or a lecture on acceptance to pipe out. feeling like a boomer proper atm, but not a rich wealthy one. ripped the fuck off. thanks for nothing albog.
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>>158002797
Yeah, and you were desperate to lie that four years of Merrett's output from 31-35 would be comparable to 6 years of a 25 year old Neale.
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>>158002812
>Buying an RGB gaeming keyboard
Retards and their money desu.
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>>158002815
It likely would be. The improvements in sports science and recovery have been amazing over recent times.
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>>158002818
>
its an office /work hybrid thing. work paid for it, so they're the retards. 1000 bloody modes so once i figure it out, it'll be back to hetero, unlike your presumptive poofter self. which will always be poof.
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amy shark do do do do
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>>158002840
Just... turn off the lights?
Quick google '[brand] [model] light cycle' will have you sorted.
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>West Coast list manager Matt Clarke has confirmed the Eagles have held some interest in Geelong forward Gryan Miers
they can have Miers and a R1 for Reid.
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messi welcome to the iggs
GOALS | PLAYS | HIGHLIGHTS
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>>158002852
Aren't the Iggs paying Harley like $2M a year? Genuinely think Geelong might not be able to afford him from a salary perspective.
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>>158002860
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dogsperg our here arguing for hawthorn kek
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>>158002840
then again, they hired me, so thats not a very positive reflection on me I suppose. someone already said "banana switches for a monkey" which I have nfi what he was on about. might have to chjimp out and fling shit at him next time I'm in the offices. smartarse kid cunty.
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>>158002749
i thought bowes is uncontracted at geelong
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>its an office /work hybrid thing. work paid for it, so they're the retards. 1000 bloody modes so once i figure it out, it'll be back to hetero, unlike your presumptive poofter self. which will always be poof.
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>>158002674
I remember the 3AW radio call said Simon Garlick had the honours, did he deny it after the match?
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>>158002881
Yeah, he is and has requested a trade to Essendon.
Rather than walk him to the pre-season draft, Essendon will give a nothing pick for him.

If a Future 1st isn't enough for Ridley outright, including Bowes in that and changing what late picks happen will be enough to get it over the line.

tl;dr - It'll be a simple trade.
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Just woke up
Hey neetbros
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it's too cold and wet for my usual sit outside and get wasted friday after work routine
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just want to suck a girls toes
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>>158002887
yep first tried to shift blame to the afl
then the afl came out and said no it was a directive be a fremantle club staffer
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Paul McCartney died lads
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A lot of you kids don't understand how the trade period works, and it shows.
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>>158002883
bodied him
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>>158002900
Forgot pic
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>>158002883
What did he say that was incorrect?
>>158002900
decades ago, his real name is billy shields. all happened prior to sgt peppers.
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They really hide in plain sight
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>>158002908
gayer than the gaylights you gaymer types seem to think are so fabuloussy fabulous
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>>158002674
>>158002899
>>158002887
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED THERE
THIS PIECE OF SHIT CLUB'S CEO PUSHED THE WHARFIE TIME BUTTON WITH 4 MINUTES TO GO AND NO PROVOCATION WHATSOEVER
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>>158002486
in laughter more like
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I need to drink tonight but i dont want to feel bad tomorrow. How do i achieve this?
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>>158002926
drink water and eat carbs
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>>158002926
load up on zinc and vitamins now, drink water after every other drink
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>>158002926
Take it as an anal enema. You don't need anywhere near as much to get drunk and due to the reduced amount of alcohol in your system you recover much faster.
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>>158002891
why does an uncontracted player need to be traded for? total tradelet here
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>drinking goyjuice
the micksperg paradox
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>>158002926
saline drip
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You'll be on an IV drip when I'm done with you, nonce cunt.
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>>158002950
based big night out planner
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stop fighting
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hawthorn deserve to rot in hell the reprehensible dogs
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Who you guys got in the Turnbull?
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>>158002977
saint george
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>>158002936
Think of clubs as islands in a sea.
Bowes is currently on the Geelong island. Although Geelong have offered him a 1 year rent lease, he wants to head to Essendon island.

Geelong can ferry him across to Essendon island for the lowly pick #90, or if Essendon don't want to pay that, Bowes can head out and swim through the choppy waters that is the draft.

Teams take turns plucking people out of the waters and dragging them back to their island.
Essendon have the first turn picking someone this year so they don't HAVE to pay, but it makes life easier for the player.

Players who did have to swim out to sea and got picked up by a club get a FREE RIDE FOR LIFE voucher and get free ferry trips to whatever islands they want to go to in the future. So long term it is in the club's interests to avoid giving players those vouchers as they could get a good offer for a ferry ride later down the line.
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>>158002995
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What game are we playing tonight?
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>>158002977
Dunno, Waterhouse stable is talking like the Cox Plate is Sir Delius's main aim, meeting is 50/50 to go ahead tomorrow pending the rain in the morning, if not they'll race on a slightly faster Sunday.
Maybe She's A Hustler.
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>>158003010
Prostate Raider
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>>158003010
Witcher 3 remaster obviously
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>>158003010
Cave Explorer
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>>158002995
thanks knackers
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actually agree with Damo for once, not putting Treacy in defense for the last 5 cost them, at the very least it would have made it tougher for Morris. Should have been a no brainer with Pearce down too
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Hiya lads
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>>158003042
YOUNG MAN
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>>158003042
aye this is an 18+ website kid
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>>158003010
battlefield 6
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I'm not going to say anything
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>>158002977
50 bucks on sam mitchell doing the boogie nights and shooting all the black guys, his wife then himself. if it gets up, i'll chuck it on the geegees.
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>>158002350
Individually we were weak, like sticks, but together we form a mighty faget
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>>158002995
i'm thinking about the environmental damage the microplastic island is doing. lets just nuke gold coast from orbit, followed by the bulldog's feeder clubs on the subcontinent then we'll have a nice long nap then reconvene for drinks and dinner.
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>>158002812
rtfm you dumb fuck
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>>158003010
hide the sausage and battket
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>>158003109
dunno what that means but fn + tab was it. and fn + q to swap modes.
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Kiddy Coleman apparently open to a move. He'd be frustrated with the last two years but really he's probably better off just staying with the Lions and trying to get back into the side. Injury free he should have a place and even if he can't play his ideal role Zorko can't go on forever so it would be his from 2028.
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>>158003126
Would be a good pick up. Where does he want to go?
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bit weird the pub (in adelaide, mind) is doing a thing for the rugby leeg on sunday.
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what's the biggest tool in a tradie ute?
the one behind the wheel!
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>>158003143
>what's the biggest tool in a tradie ute?
>the one behind the wheel!
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>>158003138
Nowhere yet. Just open to a move according to Twomey. Still contracted for another year so Lions have no reason to let him go unless offered overs.
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>>158003126
Coleman's had the worst luck these last 3 years. Injured his knee which kept him out during 2024 and 2025, looked promising early on this year until he got a hamstring injury in the game against freo, only to get concussed in his return game against carlton

Sadly I can't see him getting many offers, unless he's desperate to move to a different state
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>>158003010
valheim
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>>158003143
kek
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>>158003141
NPCs will watch any slop
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>>158003021
didn't they censor a bunch of stuff
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>>158003042
underageb&
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>>158003141
if adelaides in australia then that's not weird at all
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Viney. Miers. Warner. Try and stop us.
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>>158003143
KEK, good one
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>>158003141
Why would it be weird? Adelaide had a rugby team before the league wars and the gayfl rigged the Crows GFs and rushed in Poort to drown out rugby’s growth in that shithole. They actually like rugby quite a lot there, they just have no administrative/infrastructural support for it
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>>158002803
Not a tweet but
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What time will the good goy paulineposting begin tonight? My bet is at 9:45 pm
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>>158003172
>Sadly I can't see him getting many offers
There would be a lot of interest imo. Injury derailed him the last few years and Zorko one of the best rebounders in the game so behind him but his value will never be lower and he's shown he's a top liner when fit. I can see plenty of clubs trying to get him while he's cheap.
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>>158003228
>How Essendon became contenders again
kek things that never happened
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>>158003226
Coconuts and Mexicans fleeing from the dystopian Asian shithole that is Sydney are barely people nor representative of the native SA population
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Bought a bottle of mount gay
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>>158003246
Sounds like your brand.
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third can of oxyshred for the day
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>>158003226
i'm a fairly regular visitor to adl,but this is he first time i've visited on the rugby gf weekend. in all the times i've been here, i've never once heard it mentioned in conversation or seen anyone wearing any rigby league team kit. I grew up in sydney so i know the teams and colours so its not ignorance , I just have never seen any evidence of any support . thats why I called it weird. the oub in particular has live music most nights and has a very healthy sanfl/afl patronage so yeah, its unusual (to me)
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>>158003230
Say anything left of Malcolm Turnbull and you’ll be called a commie poof, blokes here have had their minds absolutely FRIED from extremist glowie /pol/ shit and should fuck off back there
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>>158003010
might try that new deadlock patch unna
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>>158003252
Your heart will be oxyshredded
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>>158003230
Either you're the faggot spamming it, so fuck off back to pol, or you're so politic brained that you're bringing it up unannounced, so fuck off back to pol
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>>158003209
>>158003226
NOOO YOU CAN'T JUST NOT BUY IN TO MY CODEWARSPERGING
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>>158003256
They really like, they just don’t be out and loud about because there’s no infrastructure toward openly enjoying it. I have family in Adelaide - even there the State of Origin is a pretty big deal even if they don’t have vested interests, they just love the sport
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>>158003267
Not me friend, just an inevitability that at some point today like every night for the past week the general is full of vpn faggots repeatedly droning to each other “Australia has failed Australia has failed”
I’d rather talk about which specific way Bevo will fuck a generational list next year
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>>158003289
trip on cornsey
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>>158003289
>>158003291
Play Butters as a key defender
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>>158003289
based observer. it's so blatantly obvious too.
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miss him so much
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why does my cumin have an expiry date
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>>158003309
but enough about trevor moore
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>>158003325
Why do you have cumin?
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post funny ai edits of players
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>>158003332
because i cook
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>>158003348
Good evening saar
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>>158003286
ehmaybe idk. its a pub, they have screens, a kitchen, there's a big thing happening that will draw people to the place and its beer and food for sale, it'd be financially idiotic to not do the best of your abilities to make a few adelaide pesos. Im not pro or anti nrl myself.
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>>158003289
>a generational list next year
It's hardly a generational list.

Bontempelli already looked lame earlier in the season and is another year older.
Darcy is no guarantee of him coming back good. He could be shot.
Butters is the big name recruit, but footage of him during the season trying to get back for Port had him hobbling around a training track. His leg could be cooked already.

That just leaves... Richards and Naughton?
Would take a masterclass from Bevo to get them top 4.
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>>158003226
>They actually like rugby quite a lot there
no they don't. they barely give proper rugby the time of day. league is almost unheard of
>>
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i need to breed tonight's token cutie on hard quiz
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>>158003230
>>>/wsg/6245250
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>>158003354
There isn’t a huge structural following because the powers that be choose not to support it, but look at the grassroots level and people in Adelaide are always happy to watch some rugby, even if you don’t see Rabbitohs scarves, for example
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>>158003354
socer and nrl is played same time i assume? so they'd share the same venues yeah? I cant even think of more than 2 soccer pitches in adelaside.
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the video games cause violence narrative is coming back
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Yummy
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>>158003365
>>158003333
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>>158003364
you can have the weird tax asian thingo who has 67 washing machines
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>>158003325
Packaged food products are required by law to have a best before or expiry date on the packaging. It's a best before but even then I doubt you would notice the difference between the cumin today and two years from now if it sat in your cupboard for that time.
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>>158003371
Looking good mate, gonna crack open this Sauvignon blanc myself
>>
what's the difference between a prostitute and a politician?
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>>158003379
One represents the interests of people and performs the duties requested and the other is a politician.
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>>158003379
Politicians don’t discriminate who they will fuck?
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>>158003364
she evn looks like audrey hepburn.
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dae politicians are satanist pedophiles?
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>>158003392
wouldn't mind if she gave me a hepburn iykwim haha
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>>158003379
You’d never see Nick Blakey donkey punching a politician during a cocaine binge
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>>158003395
Idk about all politicians, but certainly the pan-anglo freemasonic faction
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>>158003395
crisp
"le politician is... LE BAD!" is the most brainlet cope opinion on the planet, hence why it's the opinion of the majority of people.
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>>158003367
>the powers that be choose not to support it
because nobody's interested. the bogan corpse that is supercars is orders of magnitude more popular than both rugby's in south australia

>but look at the grassroots level
nonexistent

>people in Adelaide are always happy to watch some rugby
if they exist, they are theatregoers and curious onlookers having a gander at what the eastern seaboard's preferred football code. they might show up then head off not thinking about the sport again
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>>158003379
The people fuck prostitutes while politicians fuck the people.
>>
a politician would do anything for money
at least prozzies have their limits like 3 spanks
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>>158003364
>>158003392
She’s gorgeous, damn…
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>>158003395
Approximately 89% of them, yes. Roughly 10% of them are just represent the interests of satanist pedophiles while the remaining 1% are focused on the interests of the people.
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kewl it wit le antisemit remark!!! xD
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>>158003371
>oi8u u gonna put oyur fackin bbc in me bacong eggs luv
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nrlsperg's cope about adelaide being a secret nrl paradise is hilarious, i've been to adelaide many times over the past decade and aside from one pub putting on an event for state of origin they don't give a shit. i'm from brisbane and you're honestly probably more likely to see people wearing afl team merch than nrl merch nowadays. it's not even the most popular football code in one of the two states that give a rats anymore.
nrlel is literally just kept afloat by coconuts in western sydney.
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doo doo doo doo doo-doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo-doo doo
doo doo doo doo doo-doo doo
doo doo doo
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when the nrl sacks up and sends the sharks to adelaide they will be the biggest sporting club in south australia
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>6 days off
>cant relax
hopefully wake up better. bit frazzled tonight
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>>158002934
kek
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>>158003426
I get knocked down
but I get up again
but I get knocked down, again
but I get up again
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>>158003428
they should send west tigers then get a sponsorship with west end
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>>158003364
>>158003392
>>158003412
Is this a pisstake? Put it on and... was expecting a lot more.
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>>158003442
thats what she said hahaha roaSTED
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>>158003428
in your dreams fuckstain
south adelaide probably has more members than the sharks do at the moment
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>>158003442
are you talking shit about MY future wife
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is west end beer even any good
>>
Skulling mt GAY
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>>158003448
Used to be, when it was brewed here
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I dont know why you constantly seethe about the NRL, you big fuckin faggot
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>>158003449
So true
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>>158003412
qtness meter is pinging hard
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niggas really be sleepin on dyson sharp
>>
drinking a full sugar coca cola
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>>158003470
any relastion to Dolly Dyson?
>>
having a can of dr pepper myself
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>>158003371
lgm
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more like dyson vacuum cause he sucks lol
>>
Yep, I’ll open this bottle of wine now
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>>158003482
alright mr bezos over here
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>>158003476
niggas really be slee[ping on her then blowing all over her face, jus like dyson sharp
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>>158003484
I got it on discount, 2 bottles for $20
>>
another L for soccer, another win for qt women
>>
want to get drunk but want to enjoy my time off. anxiety gets too bad afterward, cant leave the house for 3 days
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>>158003477
crisp
seppos know how to make a quality corn syrup slop drink, baja blast is as good as they make it out to be
>>
I wonder if my mum can notice all the race mixing and gay propaganda in the netflix shows she watches
>>
prefer being dr dp by my wife iykwim haha
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>>158003494
I often wonder this too, do normies just not think about purposeful multi culturalism and race mixing?
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>>158003461
>>
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Here he is, the /pol/spastic agitator fuckwit
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>agitator
trip on tom gleeson
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>>158003518
I’m not an alligator you dumbcunt
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>>158003460
>Vito a fag oh madone
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syd r2 n10
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>agitator
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>>158003011
he looks good in b&w desu
>>
https://youtu.be/kZwhNFOn4ik
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>>158003494
sounds like your own noticing abilities are below par. shes your mum.
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>>158003460
kek
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>>158003011
will fit right in
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miss bangers like this
https://youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU
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>>158003539
fuckin kek
>>
>>158003539
why do all women love this sort of man so much
>>
20 yrs ago, I worked a summer as trainee surveyor and my counterpart was a Rhodesian white immigrant. To my 21 year old self, his matter-of-fact 'racism' was quite unsettling.

When challenged, he just said "My friend, you just don't understand"

I'm 41. I understand, my friend.
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>>158003539
most obvious closet case ever
>>
Nick "Genius Monster" Daicos
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>>158003549
That’s not Darcy Moore
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>>158003544
>understanding a conquered person
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>>158003543
women want to be wanted, dropkicks like this just straight up tell them
>>
they dont make videos like this anymore
https://youtu.be/dE-nfzcUiPk
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>>158003533
that's a colour photo diot
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>>158003560
>wharfie time
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>>158003560
Still gives me fucking stitches from laughing.
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>>158003554
Kek gottem
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>>158003554
You have to live it to get it.
>>
garn samefag myself again
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been posting in the nrl thread thinking it was alf
mfw
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>>158003583
Pain.
>>
so many people don't realise how dangerous speedboats can be when you lose traction
>>
what at the boat ramp
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>>158003575
running out of tissues, gaybo. try just shooting it into your bf's mouth.
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Finna johnny cakes
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Thoughts on gathering some of the boys together and heckling boomers when they try reverse their boats down the ramps?
>>
Can you blokes reverse a trailer?
>>
>>158003604
daddy
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>>158003607
seems mean spirited
>>
>>158003619
I am literally forklift certified.
>>
>>158003626
What’s a forklifts towing capacity
>>
>>158003626
crisp tradie god
>>
>flydubai flight to Israel "hijacked" by """radicalised""" islamic terrorist says Netanyahu
>Indian pilot labelled as hero
ahh it's all coming together now
>>
I'm not a machine operating meathead. I actually have an education. I read books. I understand how the world works.
>>
>I'm not a machine operating meathead. I actually have an education. I read books. I understand how the world works.
>>
wouldn't mind going to bed right now and sleeping until 7am tomorrow
I am that tired
>>
>>158003662
Do it mate, sleep is important
>>
Showdown this weekend get pumped
>>
>>158003662
Based tradie
>>
>>158003641
your porn tastes are very ...niche, I must say.
>>
>>158003647
but not commas. you apparently missed that lesson, which is disappointing.
>>
>>158003685
there is literally nothing wrong with khazar milkers champ
>>
>>158003647
Capitalism is a machine and we are the gears
>>
Would love a big strong aflw girl to throw me around in the bedroom
>>
>>158003672
Isn't sleeping for 12 hours bad tho?
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>>158003715
hi cooper
>>
Do you honestly think you are funny?
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kwab
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>>158003745
the point isn't to be funny it's to be annoying and irritating and you getting annoyed by that which gives him pleasure
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>>158003755
>that which gives him pleasure
but enough about awfl lessos
>>
>>158003745
yes
>>
>>158003753
KEK
>>
>>158003701
less cranking down on your love muscle, more brushing up on your common instancesa of everyday punctuation. now THATS worth mentally genociding some brownies and ejaculating onto your belly, isn't it?
>>
>>158003753
imagine getting your works company logo tatted on you
wouldn't be me
>>
what does losing lachie neale and fagan mean for brisbane
>>
>>158003784
you'd suit a centrelink tat.
>>
>>158003791
2 primo carparking spots up for grabs.
>>
>>158003791
gdp drop from two high earning residents leaving
>>
Not if you need it
>>
any americans reacting to the last 10 mins of this years grand final?
>>
>>158003804
do mason cox's parents count?
>>
>>158003325
Cumin in the curry?
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>>158003804
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>>158003817
just a mcflurry in a hurry.
>>
The Impey fuck up still hurts, bros
>>
>>158003827
reckon the hawks beat fred too
>>
every now and then i think of wharfie time and i chuckle
>>
>>158003827
You mean chimpey?
>>
>>158003830
it shall live in infamy
>>
In another world we would have been together
>>
I’ll never forgive that fat cunt Papley for 2022. You took a dive and everything since has been karma. Your life is done cunt, I’ll fucking do you. I’ll take your life mate, give me your address I’ll show up tonight. In the back? Get fucked, I’ll put a knife in your back. You’ll never walk again you chubby fat cunt
>>
Reckon I’m a fuckwit retard
>>
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!!!! LOST ANOTHER GF BY TEN GOALS!!
>>
Need the circus
The voices are starting
>>
You blokes holding up alright? I'm here to lend an ear.
>>
>>
I’ve been traumatised by society
>>
I love her so so much
>>
>>158003859
Big man? You reckon? Stick your ear up your arse. I’m cleaning this place up, sick of the shit
>>
>>158003864
chin up m8
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>>158003860
Fuck cars
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I have to be drunk to feel anything, the rest is just nothing
>>
>>158003868
>>158003869
chin up m8s
>>
>>158003871
My chin stays firmly planted to my chest ‘mate’
>>
got some fresh old man loot fresh from the old man himself
>>
>>158003849
>more than 3 years after the fact.
>REEEE I am so violent and scary! If I had a GF she would be so sexual towards me! all my internet friends went and hid behind the couch because Im so SCARY!
>>
>>158003873
fucking lucas has a man right open in front of him
>>
Watching Nick Daicos play is like watching an elite warrior carving his opponents down left and right
>>
*sips jack and coke*
yep scott lucas
the thinking mans jason dunstall
>>
>>158003892
If he were alive in roman times he would have been one of those great warriors (don't know their names)
>>
>>158003883
Those bodies are still mint. WOULD.
>>
>>158003900
Dude would have been the butt buddy
>>
>>158003848
you can always win the flag next year longmuir
>>
cramping up
>>
where footy
>>
going to be an long off season
>>
>>158003925
I'm pretty sure it's the same length as the others.
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>>158003929
>>
Any horse tips for tomorrow
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>>158003929
Leap year next year, bucko. Will be +1 day.
>>
>>158003939
don't believe in those myself
>>
>>158003939
>season starts in february
?
>>
Are you one nation voting shitstains even watching the aflw?
>>
>>158003946
haha nah
>>
I’m going to hurt myself
>>
I wanna get into baseball
What team should I go for? I'm a Collingwood fan if it maters
>>
>Victoria Police are reportedly dropping the case against the Swans players after secret recordings emerged.

>It’s alleged a third woman later arrived with cocaine and became involved after learning the men were AFL players, with subsequent interactions secretly recorded in what has been characterised as an attempted extortion.

blew up their season for one arse slap and a stripper trying to extort money
>>
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>>158003988
>>
>>158003988
fake news
>>
mitch brown runs the woke swans football club
>>
You claim to love capitalism but only use lower-case.
Curious.
>>
Good old Collingwood forever
>>
We know how to rape their arses
>>
Sometimes I can temper my drinking and stop when I know that I should, other times I get loose and shitfaced. Regrettably, tonight is the former.
>>
ive completely and utterly mentally destroyed my /g/ nemesis but cross posting my achievements would signal disaster
>>
I deserve a hs gf
>>
>>158003988
Seems totally fair they were forced to miss the remainder of the season. Guilty until proven innocent, am I right?
I guess it just saved them another choke on the big stage. Dockers did that job for them.
>>
I’m drunk as in a really bad mood
>>
Post more you dickheads, entertain me
>>
>>158004090
what will be do next
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Post a timestamp you faker
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FACT: two Brownlow medal midfielders play together always results in at least a grand final appearance

>Voss+Aker = 2001, 2002, 2003 flags, 2004 gf
>Voss+Aker+Black = 2002, 2003 flags, 2004 gf
>Buckley+Woewodin = 2003 gf
>Judd+Cousins = 2005 gf, 2006 flag
>Bartel+Ablett = 2009 flag
>Cotchin+Martin = 2017, 2019, 2020 flag
>Ablett+Dangerfield = 2020 gf
>>
>wife just asked to borrow my phone to the toilet
>>
why doesn't mine look like that
>>
>gayfl
>>
This is clearly an nfl false flag
None of us have cocks that big
>>
Werkie Tyme
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>so what happens is when the penises are posted
>*circles penis*
>we see a lot of penises
*circles a lot and draws line to penis*
>and that can only mean one thing
>n r l
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none of us are circumstances
>>
Ahhh going to church (catholic) makes sense now.
>>
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I would question her wearing of white
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>>158004263
that's a big veil
>>
hope dogsperg doesn't check his phone on his shift at work right now he'd probably get fired
>>
>>158004263
she can't wear a white wedding dress
>>
knock it off
>>
what drives a man to do this
>>
>>158004301
Ain't no way he has a job with how much he posts.
>>
>>158004305
well it's pretty funny to be honest
>>
>South Park new season has Uncut Penises

>Ali Wong: WHY

Better functionality and appearance

I will never understand uncutfags
>>
a challenger appears
>>
>>158004305

https://youtu.be/VDvr08sCPOc
>>
janny caught lackin something shocking tonight
>>
>>158004357
must be out on a hot date
>>
im feelings quite vulnerable knowing that malicious actors can digitally rape me with pixel penises on a safe for work website
>>
No one will remember jannies name; penissperg is eternal
>>
https://youtu.be/Y6tDdjOmsCY?list=RDGMEMHDXYb1_DDSgDsobPsOFxpA
>>
penissperg kek
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This is the most disgusting action and behaviour I have ever seen in my 28 years as a shitposter
>>
>>158003827
>>>/wsg/6242246
>>
if penissperg had any creativity he would attempt an old school combo image penis
very doable in off season alf at the right time
>>
>>158004147
no-one asked
>>
I’m so drunk I’d post my penis but can’t get hard
>>
what is a combo image penis
>>
Unfortunately, I don’t have the energy to get pissed tonight
>>
huge fart lads
>>
>>158003974
Boston. No one likes that insufferable shithole either.
>>
Sometimes I wonder why you blokes even post here
>>
>>158004404
how long you got
>>
>>158004421
reckon it's pretty obvious
>>
>>158004390
Many are saying this.
>>
>>158004421
Wdym
>>
>>158004421
Nowhere else to go. Everyone else is too busy on their phones to form meaningful relationships or have conversation with substance. I’d rather be spending time with real life friends and loved ones; unfortunately, they are all lost in phone and internet addiction.
>>
BRO WTF I'M AT WORK AND MY BOSS SAW THIS AND NOW I GOT FIRED!!!!!!!
>>
>>158004424
5.8
>>
>>158004421
I don't want to talk about it
>>
let's watch a movie together
>>
Roll
>>
>>158004421
/afl/ is a pub for blokes who are banned from/won't go to pubs
>>
https://youtu.be/xqohApD6Ng8?list=RDGMEMHDXYb1_DDSgDsobPsOFxpA
>>
dumb question but do normies even go to pubs anymore? feels like pub culture is dead
>>
>>158004459
no mate, all the pubs closed down
>>
Can’t connect to normies or autists because I’m stuck in an awkward inbetween, bros really just got no friends
>>
>>158004474
even the inbetweeners had friends
>>
>>158004474
Same
>>
You cunts are actually a bunch of fucking losers aren't you kek
>>
Me? I just love the footy.
>>
>>158004489
I’m a failed normie. Actually, I didn’t fail, the world failed me
>>
I made hundreds this season on betting
>>
>hundreds
phwoarrrrr
>>
>>158004489
https://youtu.be/JvMXVHVr72A?list=RDGMEMHDXYb1_DDSgDsobPsOFxpA
>>
might garn see The Odyssey on Tuesday cos chewsday is half price or something

what'd you blokes think of it

Jonesy (goldfm) said it was impeccable but its not like a once in a lifetime experience or anything right
>>
>>158003988
called this from the start
>>
>>158004474
You're in a unique position to manipulate both for your personal gain.
>>
>>158004531
killed you from the start you fuckin souless hylic cunt
>>
>>158004529
standard boring nolanslop, only a nerd like him could reduce ulysses to just some guilty shellshocked war vet
>>
>>158004535
Neither group will ever except me, not while I wear this facade
>>
>>158004543
>implying the odysee wasnt anglo goyslop
>>
>>158004556
The anglo has never created; only stolen, imitated
>>
We should start our own gang/friendship group
>>
>>158004563
oof thainonce gonna seethe that his choice to leave an incredibly prosperous country was by choice; not exclusion
>>
was just disappointed the climax wasn't the one-sided massacre it's supposed to be also the hangings iykyk
>>
>>158004567
go back
>>
>>158004575
https://youtu.be/5iZMD_eCpEo
>thainonce nightmares as he attempts to reconcile his participant life with capital
>>
>>158004539
based word of the day enjoyer
>>
>>158004567
We can call it the no jews club
>>
Give us a best of the day for tomorrow /horse/ cunts
And I’ll post slip
>>
lmao borderline suicidal over a preschoolers vocabulary
>>
you're legit off your head mate shits crazy
>>
>no-no no you dont understand
>i fled my country of birth for better opportunitty
>it-its faustian
>>
i'll be with Allah soon
>>
God, Allah, YHWH, all will see thainonce burn
>>
>yeah nah your crazy aye cunt
You are going to burn so hot the sheep will stand to attention
>>
i'd love to love you like you do me
>>
>>158004605
me likey
>>158003530

watch its trial run
held back something else
good odds atm too
>>
>>158004638
https://youtu.be/VmSDJYbaPes
>>
he's still going lmaooo
>>
flem tomorrow will be interesting
lotta rain about past few days
>>
bitta fog too
>>
the floods over here were crazy
>>
no fog tonight
you missed my declaration that no fog until further notice

keep it cosy fogwatchers
>>
bit foggy out tonight
>>
getting conflicting reports on whether there's fog outside
>>
>>158004699
how's the fog?
>>
>>158004723
more of a haze country la
>>
for me, it's mist
>>
>>158004734
Hazy like the moors of Scotland?!
>>
>>158004639Hmm not into 2yo this time of year but nice price gl

>>158004675
The next episode r9 on soft/heavy form
>>
>>158004742
based Myst player
>>
r6*>>158004748
>>
horse races are rigged
>>
Dog pissec all over the carpet smells like shit
>>
You’re not fooling anyone, rugshitter
>>
who foot fetish
>>
>>158004765
wasn't the dog mate it was me
i'll fucken do it again as well. get fucked.
>>
haze is kinda kino
but fog is kino
>>
What is haze
>>
Is it like smog?
>>
lord have mercy on asshole
>>
https://youtu.be/nvWOJcqyFW0
>>
>>158004830
god i love violet
>>
for me, it's indigo
>>
>trying to make new thread /afl/w szn
>search aflw sexy, aflw hot, aflw lewd, alfw babes
>all search results bring back taylah harris, sexual assault and butch dykes
What gives?
>>
IT WAS SLEET
>>
>>158004858
>get jamie chapman photo
>tell ai to put her in a gold coast suns jumper
>make thread
footy related milk truck and the added bonus of pissing off /nrl/
>>
>>158004904
It was though. You blokes blew this way out of proportion
>>
love a pissgasm
>>
thinking it was sleet says a lot about your personality
>>
>>158004837
Crisp me 6 years ago.
>>
giga el nino chan
>>
>>158004950
what hapened thast you died
>>
Never a frown
With golden brown
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>>158005000
Witnessed
>>
It was snow
>>
>>158004830
who the f*ck covers the censored version?
>>
sex jifs
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>>158004907
Damn she’s hot
>>
Okay, thread just got interesting
>>
Gonna wank, don’t even care if the gf walks in
>>
>>158005061
Crispola
>>
https://youtu.be/pTnrOMMCqVo
>>
>>158005061

hey z
>>
Any porn sites that don’t need verify? I just wanna watch some realistic stripclub/lap dance vids
>>
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>female
>sings about “depression”
>>
https://youtu.be/pTnrOMMCqVo
do you guys fall im l;ove
>>
>>158005086
kwab
kenny was always based
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Amd I don’t seem to understand (why you posted that video)
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Crisp drunkard
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Hello! I am Verity, your personal helper friend. Ask me anything, I know everything!
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>>158005025
what u sat to me cunt
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another pissgasm
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I loved lain before trannys and tiktok
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>>158005146
vidf
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Thinking about buying some turtleneck shirts
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>>158005143
who the f*ck covers the censored version?
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I’m a living legend
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Why are collingwood signing a 34 year old to a 3 year deal on a $1m contract. MAKE IT MAKE SENSE
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>>158005198
Crisp Josh
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>>158005201
Plenty of players will playing well into their mid 30s these days, and they get him for free. It’s worth the risk
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>>158005083
just go strippies mate
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>>158005241
Too scared
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Newwy
>>158005300
>>158005300
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>>158005184
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>>158003791
Considering they never even bothered to offer 33 year old Lachie Neale another contract I think they'll cover him okay with one of the young mids that would have been ear marked for more midfield time.
Fagan is a tough one. Don't think you can just instantly replace his presence and gut feel is it has an impact. I guess if it's an internal appointment with Daly or Bruce then the day to day might not change all that much and the overall impact might end up negligible.
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>>158004421
Boredom, lack of friends and I like footy.



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