Shitteh charged with 114 counts (No punishment yet because it'll take like 4 years for Shittehs appeal)RELEVANT FIXTURES FOR THE>international break>Saturday 26th SeptemberEngland v Spain (7:45pm)>Tuesday 29th SeptemberCzech Republic v England (7:45pm)>Saturday 3rd OctoberCroatia v England (5:00pm)>Tuesday 6th OctoberEngland v Czech Republic (7:45pm)
>City found guilty of cheating>Jiggler is the most mindbroken he';s ever beenMIMS
@gemini how many transfers between arsenal and man chitty?
>captain of Arsenal>retires>goes to work for Man City a few weeks later>spends years there cheating Arsenal out of trophies>accepts a new job cheating at Arsenal for 20 million a year salary>spends years cheating other clubs out of a trophy>starts crying about how he should have more trophies to compensate for all the cheating he did at Man City
>>158006947apple built their whole brand on theft so i wouldn't be surprised, they're just stolen braun designs with crap underpowered hardware inside
>>158006971KEK famous Batman villain The Jiggler
arsewjigglew
He's fucked. He will forever be known as a cheater.
aw is upset so please can everyone make sure not to mention club record signing nicolas pepe who was paid £150kpw to score a penalty against the blades in an fa cup match? thanks!
>>158007066
>>158007073KEK
>>158007066>He's fucked. He will forever be known as a cheater.>>158007073>aw is upset so please can everyone make sure not to mention club record signing nicolas pepe who was paid £150kpw to score a penalty against the blades in an fa cup match? thanks!KEEEEEK
Which is more valid:>Lance Armstrong's medals>Harlem Globetrotter's numerous wins>WWE titleholders>Everything city have won since 2008
Arsenals 2026 UCL win
I think it would be funny if he denounced Man City as cheaters now that he is with Madrid.
People fucked:Pep personallyPeps legacyKdB's legacyArtetaMarescaCompanyMicah Richards punditry careerJoe Harts punditry career
Are these Arsenal fans, vibrant as they may be, kvetching and grandstanding because their stadium, shirt sponsor and principle partner sponsorship are all implicated in this scheme of dodgy Arab money to influence westerners
>>158007194>Are these Arsenal fans, vibrant as they may be, kvetching and grandstanding because their stadium, shirt sponsor and principle partner sponsorship are all implicated in this scheme of dodgy Arab money to influence westernersno....this can't be...... we're supposed to be the good guys wallahi fuck that kitman that got sacked for saying free palestine though
a fucking go fund me HAHAHAHAHAis this your messiah red cartel?
>>158007105THIS MAKES ME COMPLETELY FORGET THEY PLAYED A RAPIST FOR 3 YEARS! What a revolting club
>>158007194Etihad is Arab oil corruption and illegitimate dirty moneyEmirates is just a dandy legit mom n' pop business, why would you even bring them up
>>158007257>>158007229Do NOT look into the worlds first training ground naming rights deal. It's totally legitimate and nothing out of the ordinary.
>>158007306Good ol' British name Sobha
multi thread melty
>>158007306I wonder how much more business Sonha realty got from this deal? As in what was their return on investment for the sponsorship?I wonder the same about organisations like Visit Rwanda. Going to spend some time wondering how many die hard gooners visited Rwanda during the period of sponsorship of their team.
>>158007323>"melty"There's literally no football on. What else would we discuss in the /epl/ general?It's either that or Brighton dominating the PL awards for September.
How about Brighton beating Arsenal in the latest round of PL fixtures?
JOLEONJOLEONJOLEON JOLEON
>4 PL titles>most successful manager of the last 10 years
Cheat Cheat Cheat Asterisk
So, it looks like the next big announcement by the Man City hacker was to launch a go fund me account to pay for his protection now, or something.
I still don't get their "so what" defence. I swear its the same defence I saw in a Simpsons episode.
>>158007409The same logic as repeating a lie so many times that people start believing it I reckon. If they keep downplaying the situation, maybe the public will start to come around. Maybe not immediately but in 5 years time or whatever.
I still don't get their "it's not a lie if you believe it" defence. I swear its the same defence I saw in a Seinfeld episode
*taps shirt*
>>158007470KEK
and the latest from the 5am bandit?
>>158007367They'll batter city twice this month.
but george i don't wannaaaa be a non-cartel club :c
man like sugdeep said arteta won 4 titles
>It could get even worse for Pep! Calls in Spain for Barcelona to be stripped of La Liga titles over payments to refs' chief days after guilty verdict put his Man City legacy at risk
>>158007194>kvetchingoy vey see you at the Seven Sisters protest next week bruder!
>>158007597No wonder his slag left him
>>158007611You understand that's an antisemitic term frequently used across this site to mock people?
aw won the pl (in his mind)
Are Spurs fans "people"?
when did manchester city last win a trophy? the 1960s?
>>158007723Came first in the modern-day EFL Championship in 2002
>>158007089Lance Armstrong's is a pretty great one because all of the runner ups were doping too. He was just doing the same as them, but it's only him people remember because he won while doing it. He wasn't a cheater who was shit enough to be an also ran like Liverpool, United, Arsenal, Chelsea, and Spurs.
>>158007089Wwe because being given them is usually recognition that you’re a great wrestler and really popular. You don’t need to cheat to achieve one brother hh
>>158007893Bill Goldberg didn't deserve to hold that title. You might as well wrestle a real gorilla, y'know?
>I-I only cheated because they cheated!classic cheater cope
>>158007915Try wrestling a gorilla and see how far you get brother hh
BREAKING NEWS: ADUG and the Premier League Inquisition have both come to an agreement. They both agree Arsenal will never win the Champions League
>>158007375"Joleon" is what "Jolene" sounds like in Welsh.
>>158008038>BREAKING NEWS: ADUG and the Premier League Inquisition have both come to an agreement. They both agree Arsenal will never win the Champions LeagueKEK
Spurs would've be down last season if not earlier if results against City didn't count West Ham fans have a right to be livid (next season they can take it out on the 200 or so Yds who attend matches)
>>158008038lol
what's all this about City and Spurs going down
>>158008038guess who else hasn't won a CL?
it's almost like it's not only shitty fans that hate arsecucks
>>158007089Pele's goal record.
sham city
scam city
man cheaty
black cock in my ass city
So why was rui pinto[the guy that leaked the city files] removed from witness protection hours after the guilty verdict came publicy?
dubs checkem
https://youtu.be/BJ8n0tcq3IM?si=cfmZlQy1E9gurSkwThe cheating apologists actually called talksport.
Ukraine getting destroyed on all fronts.
>Northern Ireland are battering UkraineI'm so pissed with UEFA totally fucking us over with qualification. We won't make the Euros because only four can make it.
>>158008588The war they're pushing Russia back, so much so that Putin claims Russia controls stuff 30km behind the front lines. Quite funny. But in terms of FOOTBALL yes they're getting battered. Surprised England struggle against them so often.
SHAMCHESTER CHEATY
shamteta
sad takeaway from this is that the "emptyhad" meme will end because emirati state-owned etihad will no longer be able to sponsor emirati state-owned manchester city and their home stadium and indeed manchester city will no longer afford the rent for the council-owned not-etihad stadium when they've been gangbanged by every other clubs' legal teams for compensation
England U21 currently drawing 0-0 with Slovakia U21. Been terrible. 11 shots, 2 on target. Slovakia are doing le 11 men behind the ball meme.England U19 2-1 USA U19Heskey (1. FC Köln) (I always laugh because his first name is Reigan and I read it as Regen Heskey like he's some FM player) scored in the first min, then Williams-Barnett (Tottenham). Max Dowman (Arsenal) was sent off in the 77th min. Which is baffling since he is consistently one of the best players in the pitch (he singlehandedly won the game against RoI a few days ago). He needs to stop this ego shit now and learn temperment or he'll turn into Bellingham, talented but ego driven and a walking red card. In other news he is apparently off to West Ham in January.England U17 1-0 Venezuela U17. Jai Nwosu (Brentford) scored the winner.
max downsman isn't even as good as jobe bellingham you delusional blowhard arsewog
>>158008834shut up, nigga
>>158008834>In other news he is apparently off to West Ham in January.sounds like max dowman might win a title this year after all...IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP!
>>158008861I love dicks in my arse and in my mouth also man city cheated btw
>>158008885that's about right Arsenal Youth Anon
>>158008853For England he has been, don't care about clubs.>>158008870Maybe he will.>>158008885>>158008909Dunno why you're acting like this. What else is there to talk about? City some more?
nomesayin bredrin
TALK ABOUT MAN CHEATY grrrrrrr
>guy makes post about england>the arsenal obsessed freaks talk about gay sexno wonder this thread is dead, it's the same discord group faggots every time plus vpn retards.
aw absolutely rattled
sakas fucking hammies exploded again
>You MUST NOT speak about anything about the following clubs!>CHELSEA, SPURS, UNITED, LIVERPOOL>You may ONLY speak about>Arsenal and City>Do NOT talk about anything else apart from those!>/epl/ Council has SPOKEN!!!!!!!
Since you lot have gone full schizo meltdown.England U21 0-0 Slovakia U21. 16 shots, 2 on target. Slovakia had 4 and 1.
>>158008997it's friday night who else is going to be hanging around here
>zidane
>>158009096no one asked
>>158009133i asked
arsenal would be the only club pathetic enough to throw a parade for retroactive trophies. you'd think united would do this with their trophy doubt but even they wouldn't be as embarrassing
love lurking boomer footy forums, they're so cartoonishly tribal. baffling to think grown men or even literal OAPs act like this
>>158009301t. no one
>>158009133
>shitteh
Random question, anybody know what happened with that Sophie Rose hoe that was a Chelsea fan? Swear she's disappeared.
men that give attention to womeme football "fans" are spiritual boatwgs
In all that’s been happening we must not lose sight of the fact that arsenal lost 3-0 to some seagulls
>>158009517>I don't like looking at fit women with big tits
friday night melty about arsenal
>i must do the bladdy simpings and free promotions for the bladdy onlyfan model ba saar youtuber ba saar i cannot doing the watching the mans kick ball without looking at the nedding sexy woomans ba saar ggmu
>He's not a cockloving homo like me? Must be a smelly Indian!Weird mental gymnastics icl
Abramovic Chelsea was a lot dirtier than Shity. They just got lucky.
>>158009644
>>158009096England's U21s look weak Only that Lankshear looks any good
>>158009663>chelsea, spuds and fucking wet spam all won a cwc before arselel didholy grimoli kek
>>158009644>They just got luckyMore likely it was because they're shit and didn't really do much. It only matters if you win. None of Liverpool's flops matter because they don't win anything, same for United and all of their complete shit, same as Tottenham. I would even go as far as to include Arsenal too because it's not like they started pulling up trees when they broke their transfer record for Nicolas Pepe and put him on £150kpw.
if you don't jerk off with other men on 4chan then yourrr gay, simple ascan't stop thinking about cock btw
>>158009663>international trophieskek nobody cares
what a week
>your career gets whipped out because some complete dingle berry couldnt stop cheating Current and ex-Citeh players should take the owners to court.
ngl, city owners threatening the uk government is pretty based
>>158009864american on a vpn
>>158009953we don't announce ourselves here
you lads need to wake up the yanks are trying to divide ustheres a real enemy out there
>>158009911>>your career gets whipped out because some complete dingle berry couldnt stop cheating >Current and ex-Citeh players should take the owners to court.ex-Citeh staff too
>>158009584i do find it interesting how irrationally angry some anons get when they see a woman
maybe fall for the bait of a woman pretending to be into football and take your simpery to the women's football general if you want to be an LGBTQ womens rights cuck
>>158009977more like the Divided Arab Emirates amirite?
will Phil Foden be ok
I haven't been following but is Man City really dead now?
>>158010075With his mum, he'll never be ok
>>158009984i only get rationally angry
How can Arteta be good when Slot beat him?
>has hair>not a fraud
>>158010215>not a fraudhuh?
>>158010077Looking likelier by the day but nothing ever happens
>>158010215>wanks off dogs
>>158010455still tony
>>158010215>gets mogged by bald dutch fraud in his first season
city are 4chan
>>158010077yes they're utterly fucked.
>>158010077yeah all their matches this season have been forfeited
>>158010077Nah. Customers are going into overdrive and willing it to be true, but that's about it.
red cartel is a myth, just ignore the fact that Richard Masters gave 40 million pound to Manchester United for COVID loss (other teams only get 2 million)
>>158011244it's just arsenal and manure really
wolfsburg, monaco, arsenal top three clubs who took in man city's illegal spending
>>158011939-10 points for Everton
So how are you able to actually challenge the top teams if you're not allowed to pump your club with money?
well this was an anticlimaxno one cares about your safety bruh
scousemong rattledhe really thought it was going to be an indybomba ahahaha
Whenever you feel a bit stuck in life just remember there's a lad in here who genuinely believes the UAE government pays people to shitpost about his beloved arsenal on 4chan
>>158010077it depends if UAE really want to destroy their diplomatic ties with UK just because of this shit, surely it's not worth tanking everything for the sake of your sportswashing project
totally innocent la
>>158013523I wouldn't put much stock if any in the telegraph to be honest
>>158013220jiggler moment
let the UAE pay for high speed rail all over dis bih island and I'll support shitteh
next week we're BACK with league football
ANDWE'RE LIVE with International break footeh and news about shitteh to distracteh from arsenaleh getting mollywhoppedeh by brightoneh
>>158010901Based
Croatia 3-0 England
>>158010077Nothing ever happensEverything is forgotten in 2 months
>>158013492God I wish the same happened to PSG.
>mansour poured billions into the club and help them win trophies>unacceptable! sportswashing cheat who broke 6 million financial rules! >glazers siphoned billions out of tranure while putting £1.1 billion debt to the club out of nowhere>why this is the model owner! other clubs should make them as an example
>>158010077Mass hysteria wish-casting event, please pay no attention
>agree to financial rules>break them, excessively>yield undue rewards for cheating over the span of a decade>claim to be innocent, despite not being>threaten prime minister of the country directly when it is publicly announced that you are guiltySad time for British football honestly. Not excusing the cartel, but at least the small hats make sure their media outfits keep their deception and shady dealings out of the public eye. This is a major embarrassment.
>>158013156Blue Cartel sends its regards
at this point if you support city's side of the case you're a traitor to the country
>>158013523The courts will always just follow politics at the end of the day, so if this is true then City will get off with a fine.>>158014588The Glazers and other American owners interests do not represent the British state
>>158014588Nobody supports city
>>158014288It do be like that.
>>158014598>UAE threatening to pull billions from UK economyNothing to do with united or any other team. Everything to do with letting a country buy a team.
>>158014616Never understood this argument from rivals. Always felt like just grasping at straws trying to find something to complain about. What does it matter if a small city state owns a club, over someone like Jeff Bezos who's net worth dwarfs that of many existing real countries?
>>158014616UK economy is worth trillions, surely getting threatened over less than 1 percent is nothing to worry about
>>158014588Watch your cuck government fold and let them get away with it
>>158014621Really simple, the state can make up laws around how the finances work in their country then use it as an argument to break financial laws in other countries. This is exactly what city did in the case when they tried to argue that companies get money from the government all the time in UAE>>158014625Not the point. They're trying to blackmail the country to circumvent our laws and processes. >>158014629Probably, a lot of the gov here are bought and paid for by the towels. Burnham's statement didn't inspire confidence.
>>158014635You're just making shit up. This city state has put over THIRTY BILLION QUID of investment into the UK. I'm sorry but nobody is going to say no to that. The case is a farce and will be shown as such.
>>158014643What part am I making up?
>>158014645The bit about "they will make up laws to help them cheat". City did not do anything special that requires a state behind them that could not have been done by any other private equity group.
>>158014635I don't really care desu if they cheated or will be punished. What irritates me is that they might get what they want by acting like spoiled children (which is basically what the owners are).Will never take pl seriously again if that happens
>>158014655The state funds the sponsors with extra money that inflates the sponsorships, then justifies it by saying it's how the UAE works. That's literally what happened in the case.Are you guys the from yesterday that pretends not to understand things?>>158014665That's a product of letting a state like that buy a team. Arabs don't take loss of face well, especially the government and royal families, so this approach is all they know. It's their "culture" to act like this.
3 weeks international break is pure madness dont tell me this is the new norm
>>158014669Other clubs can get sponsorships too, anon. Once again, it has nothing to do with being a city-state.
>>158014621Leave Bezos and Liverpool out of this. They're a socialist club which never spends even if they wanted to.
>>158014676Ok you are the guy who pretends not to understand things. A PE firm cannot make up their own financial laws. You're a traitor btw.
>>158014678how many lescotts (transfer fee measuring unit) would you need to buy an isak?
>>158014692Sorry pal but Burnham is backing the UAE over this witch hunt and justice will be done at the end of the day. Pepper your angus.>A PE firm cannot make up their own financial lawsAbu Dhabi did not "make up their own laws" in this case either, and nobody involved broke either Abu Dhabi or UK criminal law either. This is the Prem alleging that they broke Premier League rules (they didn't btw).
>>158014733You're fine with foreign states influencing this country and holding power here if it makes your football team win football matches. You are a traitor and a npc.
I think that if they don't win their appeal - and I think there's a chance they'll have it rigged in their favour - then the Premier League will give them a massive points deduction this year that effectively relegates them for a season.If we're being honest, the rules are definitely retarded even if Man City were in the wrong for circumventing them. That's why they're still a very saleable club to 3rd World countries in the Middle East, South & East Asia and Africa. Demotion and expulsion are stronger punishments than points deductions, and the Football League and National League would not be obliged to accept them. By making it, say, an 80 point deduction then they would be as good as sent down whilst also ensuring that they would be in the Championship for 2027/28. If players are allowed to stay and on their current contracts, they'd be back up within a year, which the Premier League could then market as their comeback, their vindication or revenge season, etc
>>158014733>if I say no it didn't happen the thing that happened no longer happenedare you a raghead yourself and that's why you think this logic works?
>>158010077Its the biggest scandal football has ever seen. THEY ARE DEAD!
>>158014737I want all US military bases out of the UK, if we're getting political here, since that is the only way for UK sovereignty to return, but until that happens UK is just a weak vassal and plaything of other great powers and has been since 1945. This is the reality and won't be changing any time soon, so get used to it. Downing Street twerking for foreign investment will continue.
>>158014733Is the sheik hiring? I wouldn’t mind some supplementary income desu
>>158014769And you're okay with it if it makes your football team win a.k.a. you're a mindless traitorYou'd probably take it up the ass from the sheikh if it meant silverware kek
>>158014744They can't inflict any punishments until the process is over. Imagine a points deduction and then the case goes to the supreme court years later and they throw it all out. City will be able to sue for damages.
>>158014789He's simply a competent owner. I care more about the country than I do football at the end of the day. I would liquidate Man City tomorrow if it meant no US military bases and domestic military industry sprouting out of the ground.
>>158014588True
>>158014797Yes they can, Forest & Everton were both sanctioned whilst their appeal was ongoing. It's why Everton got the sanction reduced and other clubs in the league want it dealt with this season.
>>158014835They admitted guilt and agreed to get it over with with the league though. City are still fighting their innocence.
>>158014807No competent owner gets into a situation like this anon
>>158014850Look at Man City's trophy cabinet and re-consider your statement. It was worth it. All of it.
>>158014848Makes no difference. Feel free to cite any clause in the handbook supporting your opinion.
Some interesting fixtures for us after the international break is over. Fingers crossed for another 8+ points from five games...
Today kino was supposed to be back but alas we have to endure another week of international slop
>>158014881No reason you can’t maul all of those teams in October.
>>158014890It's an odd one as we probably expected nothing from the first five, or maybe 2 points at most, and would have been looking to the upcoming fixtures as a chance to go for it and win a few games. Now I just don't want to tempt fate by expecting to win or draw lol
>>158014854Because you're a mindless traitor and gay for mansour. We already knew that anon.
>>158014854Look at their asterisk cabinet, you mean.
>>158014854No other fan accepts it though so who cares. I dislike man u and liverpool but I'd never consider what they've won to be invalid. City now haven't won anything since the league cup in 1976 or whatever. They're about as popular as MK Dons, if MK only signed players on a register.
>>158015125>No other fan accepts it thoughWhy the fuck would that matter lol
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
What was actually immoral about City cheating
the immoral thing is that they got caught while arsenal still get away with it
>>158015179they cheated
>>158015265>building a good squad is cheating actuallyHe who saves his club breaks no laws
>Riyad Mahrez has verbally agreed to join Qatari side Al-Shamal SC, here we go!>Deal in place on short term contract as Mahrez is set to complete the move after leaving Al Ahli last June.
>>158015265Are Arsenal going to be punished as well since they benefited a lot from the cheating
Sham Club Manchester Cheaty
If City broke the rules, then the rules are not fit for purpose and only exist to enforce anti-competitiveness and to stop clubs building title winning squads
>>158015265yeah but the rules only exist to ensure certain clubs can actually compete so who cares reallyyou can consistently perform better than Man U or even Tottenham for 10 years and they'll still be allowed to spend 10x as much as you
Sorry folks but if you've come to the point that the rules are bad, it means you ran out of words to defend shitty
Why didn't City just not break the rules, are they stupid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sg-v0jFWUpg
>>158015462>you can consistently perform better than Man U or even Tottenham for 10 years and they'll still be allowed to spend 10x as much as youWhy would you care what they spend if you perform better? Why would you need to cheat?
>>158015509because you'll never actually be good enough to win the league without spending at least a billion
>>158015462what gives man city the god given right to disregard the rules while similarly small clubs have to play by them and miss out on trophies and european nights and star players
>>158015542Allah.
>>158015542nothing doesI didn't say they should be allowed to cheat I asked why cheating unfair rules is immoral
>>158015528So spend it on a stadium that you own, actually fill it with paying customers and find the next Beckham/Giggs. That's what you're competing against. Penis envy and disregard for rules you've signed up for isn't a proper strategy, but were talking about arabs here, they can't even spell the word strategy.
>>158015563>I asked why cheating unfair rules is immoralBecause cheating is inherently immoral you daft cunt.
>>158015563You sound like a child.
>>158015564There is no "proper strategy" which is why no one that isn't United, Liverpool or Arsenal has won the league in the last 20 years without some form of cheatingThe current system is based on who can have the biggest third world biomass as your fans>>158015571>every single law and rule is justDo you have autism?
>>158015467If the rules only exist to protect the cartel, then fuck em
so basically all we need is a spending cap that's the same for all teams and these guys will shut the fuck up?
>>158015563because youre cheating other competitors and fans out of their chances of success and fun
>>158015608So are the top teams by agreeing to rules that keep the smaller teams poor and unsuccessful
>>158015612other clubs being immoral does not negate man citys cheating from being immoralwhat are we even arguing here
>>158015605Unironically yesGive me an actual reason Brighton shouldn't be allowed to spend more money than Spurs
>>158015595>see a game>joins the game>accept the rules of the game>cheatsYes, that's immoral. You are the one with autism here.
>>158015619I'm not being ironic either. That seems to be the solution. If owners want to pump their clubs with money that's fine but only up to the same cap as everyone else
>>158015619>Give me an actual reason Portsmouth shouldn't be allowed to spend more money than Spurs
>>158015605United, Liverpool & Arsenal built their success over decades and now reap the rewards of that. Let's face it, Mansour did not want to compete, he wanted to slap his name on a Ferrari. Turns out he cheated. >>158015605No, we have the correct system now. A spending cap will penalise those who have built their capacity to spend honestly. We're not throwing that out just because some dirty arab wanted to buy some trophies.
>>158015628I'm not saying they didn't cheat or even that they shouldn't be punishedI just don't see why I should careBut yes rigid binary thinking is exactly what autists do, also brown people so that might explain you
>>158015619>Give me an actual reason Brighton shouldn't be allowed to spend more money than SpursThe rules were set in place to prevent more cases like Portsmouth you dumb fuck.
>>158015643You don't have to care so long as the Premier League etc. does
The rules are not fit for purpose, innit. Glad City broke em.
>>158015646So City are being charged to stop them going bust? Pull the other one, m8. They're being gone after because they spent more than the red cartel wanted and got egg on their faces as a result.
>>158015634>United, Liverpool & Arsenal built their success over decadesDecades where the rules City broke didn't existThey reaped the rewards of a favourable regulatory environment and now get to enjoy legal protection from ever being challenged
>>158015643Yeah, brown people are known for not cheating and bending things to their advantage. You monkey-eyed cunt.
>>158015662You definitely don't care about the rules though, let's just get that clear to everyone
>>158015634It won't penalise anyone. It will level the playing field for future transfers. They can keep all their 100m players but no more inflated transfer fees and it removes the incentive to cheat like man cheaty have because more money will do nothing.I don't agree that the big teams should reap the rewards and make the premier league only attainable if you're a big club. They already reaped the rewards it's called their trophy cabinets
No one has told me how you can realistically win a title without cheating btw
I love how all the pro-City posters are rational, free-thinking and open to discussion. And all the anti-City posters are seething angry emotional and insulting, and refuse to hear the other side.
>>158015661No? City are being charged because they willingly voted for a system and then cheated it. How thick are you?
>>158015672Yeah I've made it pretty clear that I think the rules are not fair
>>158015685But you just said the rules were put in place to stop overspending clubs going bust, and now they are *not* being enforced for that purpose? Huh? Bit weird innit?
>>158015684Pro-Shitty posters have the most retarded arguments I've seen. Low IQ posters like you recognize other low IQ posters.
>>158015684>all the pro-City posters are rational, free-thinking and open to discussionlol, lmaothat hasn't been the case at all
>>158015693Case in point.
>>158015691The rules are being enforced because City broke the rules. What exactly aren't you understanding? It doesn't matter why the rules are in place. Rules that City voted for btw.
>>158015696Can you answer>>158015682
>>158015703>It doesn't matter why the rules are in placeI think you'll find that is the heart of the issue. They exist to protect the red cartel, and are thus immoral. If City broke them simply by spending on the same level as them, then the rules are not fit for purpose.
I think the pro-City posters are not actually pro-City even are not being candid
>>158015709>They exist to protect the red cartel, and are thus immoral.Why are City not coming out with this claim then?
>>158015682play better football than any of the big six
>>158015709>I think you'll find that is the heart of the issue.No, that's definitely not the heart of the issue. The heart of the issue is that City knowingly broke the rules every other team has played by.>They exist to protect the red cartelWhy did City vote for them then?
>Abu Dhabi's full-time global ambassador Pep Guardiola is planning a surprise return to Manchester City after the club were found guilty of all charges relating to breaches of the Premier League's financial regulations
>>158015724Why doesn't that seem to work then?
>>158015713They might. If they can take it to the high court, then they can start making arguments related to Competition Law, which is currently not applicable in the panel, probably why they got found guilty.
>>158015662But City did exist, the fact that other clubs have a long history of success is not an excuse to perpetrate fraud at such a grand scale. A determination was made to buy a grim little club and dope it up into a global power house, but now it's all crumbling around them. They don't even own the fucking stadium.
>>158015733>then they can start making arguments related to Competition LawWhat part of Competition Law applies here?
>>158015726>Why did City vote for them then?They'd get kicked out of the league if they didn't
>>158015738The part where PSR exists to favour red cartel clubs at everyone else's expense. If City proves it's an anti-competitive monopoly, then they win.
>>158015735Should a long history of success essentially guarantee that you can spend more than the rest of the league in perpetuityAnd again that success happened when these rules didn't exist
>>158015739Source?
>>158015745That isn't what Competition Law is.
>>158015682Bitch your leicester city
>>158015758They literally cheated lol
>>158015745>If City proves it's an anti-competitive monopoly, then they winThis has to be trolling
>>158015758actually..
>>158015745Even if that somehow happened (it won't) it wouldn't be retroactive. There's also the fact that city broke the law on top of violating the agreements they signed up for.>>158015748>Should a long history of success essentially guarantee that you can spend more than the rest of the league in perpetuityThat's how fanbases work, yes. It's not the red cartel's fault that city can't fill a stadium they rent.
>>158015758https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43146018>Leicester City will pay the Football League £3.1m after settling a Financial Fair Play (FFP) dispute from the 2013/14 season when the club won the Championship.>The Foxes exceeded the permitted £8m loss when they won promotion.>They posted a loss of £20.8m but said £13m of it was "allowable" as it included promotion and academy costs.>The EFL said that Leicester "did not make any deliberate attempt to infringe the rules or to deceive".>It added: "The dispute arose out of genuine differences of interpretation of the rules between the parties.">Leicester, who won the Premier League in 2015-16, could have faced a fine equivalent to the amount they exceeded the permitted £8m loss, in their case up to £12.8m.
>>158015788Alright i was wrong at least they accepted the punishment City who did in the much bigger scale at the other hand
>>158015784>shitskins buying jerseys because they grew up watching Ronaldo at United means you get to remain top dog foreverThank you for proving that nothing about the cheating is actually immoral
>>158015801>means you get to remain top dog foreverIt doesn't though, Utd are far from top dogs. You're not very good at this.
sheikh jassim whatever happened there
>>158015754>Competition Law isn't about market competitiveness
>>158015784>city broke the lawWhy aren't they in criminal proceedings then
>>158015865A football league isn't classed as a market.
>>158015876>an industry worth tens of billions of pounds is not a market
>>158015887>For competition law to intervene into business activity, there must be a significant threat to market competition, consumer welfare, or economic efficiency.
>>158015874You don't know that they aren't. I know that the Treasury Committee has publicly demanded a criminal investigation by the governmental department they oversee, which just so happens to be HMRC.
>>158015903We do know that they aren't otherwise it would be breaking news.>Treasury Committee has publicly demanded a criminal investigation by the governmental departmentNo, they didn't. A minister made a statement responding to the public interest and they said "uh yeah we'll monitor that" [nothing happens]
>>158015900>a significant threat to market competitionAnd this is where Lord Pannick might make his argument. Look at the Premier League winners if City's titles are rescinded due to PSR breaches. It will be inarguable that PSR exists to stifle competition. Don't think there is a single fucking non-red cartel winner.
>>158015923>A cartel is a group of independent market participants who collaborate with each other and avoid competing with each other in order to improve their profits and dominate the market. They seek to limit competition, fix prices, and increase prices by creating artificial shortages through low production quotas, stockpiling, and marketing quotas. Cartel behaviours can be either legal or illegal, but jurisdictions frequently consider cartelisation to be anti-competitive behaviour, leading them to outlaw or curtail cartel practices. Anti-trust law targets cartel behaviour in markets.
>>158015923Except City signed up to those rules so, since he isn't a complete and utter mong, he wouldn't argue that except after admitting guilt but demanding leniency and by then it'd be falling on deaf ears.
>>158015927Open and shut, desu. The courts might even bin all the historic Red Cartel trophies too since they were all won by corrupt means. Say goodbye to that Man United treble. Say goodbye to Istanbul.
>Your honour, I killed him but I say that murder is should be legal >Oh ok you can go then, case dismissed (this is the current Abu Dhabi-funded cope, i.e. the bargaining stage of the five stages of grief)
>>158015941>The courts might even bin all the historic Red Cartel trophies too since they were all won by corrupt means.So you're admitting you're retarded and don't actually understand what a cartel is, thanks for confirming that to everyone.
>>158015913>it would be breaking newsNo it wouldn't. Criminal investigations are quite often conducted in secrecy. Stop being retarded. And it wasn't "a minister" it was the chair of the select committee that has direct oversight of HMRC. The taxman has a boss and his boss has directed him to take action.>The Treasury Committee, which is responsible for overseeing policies and administration of HMRC, has therefore asked whether the government department has requested the redacted documents contained within the commission's report.>Dame Meg Hillier, chair of the Treasury Committee, said she would "welcome reassurance from HMRC that you are seized of the importance of these issues and the public interest in this case".
>>158015943If rules are deemed to be unlawful then they do not apply. This is what happened with the APT case.
>>158015948>the tax copeyawn
>>158015813In terms of spending they very much areThis is like my entire point, teams that have been consistently better than United for over a decade still aren't allowed to spend anywhere near as much as them
>>158015968>teams that have been consistently better than United for over a decade still aren't allowed to spend anywhere near as much as themYou've argued against your own point there, exceptional stuff.
>>1580159577 years in jail because some arab wanted a new toy wew lad. Wouldn't wanna be Simon Pearce 2bh.https://www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/1968/60/section/17>>158015979Don't spoil my fun.
>>158015984>Don't spoil my fun.It's funny watching these mongs tie themselves up.
>Finland v Albania>Croatia v England>North Macedonia v ScotlandGenuinely in heaven right now lads. Fucking love the international break! :D
Whatever the weather, Red Cartel sticks together. Fake rivalry.
>>158015993He thinks he's trolling, but I did warn him earlier that he's not very good at it.
>>158015979United is an atrociously run club and if they weren't in a protected class they'd be in League 2Still haven't told me how to win the league without cheating btw
>>158015998Is Lord Pannick going to use the ironclad evidence of "@heatdeathend" in front of the High Court?
>>158016012No, I am simply Anon KC presenting evidence to the thread of the existence of a fearsome and conspiratorial cartel operating in plain sight under the /epl/'s nose.
>>158016008>United is an atrociously run clubSo therefore are not "top dogs" like you suggested earlier.>if they weren't in a protected class they'd be in League 2That's an interesting claim.>>158016022>a single retarded social media comment = "the existence of a fearsome and conspiratorial cartel operating in plain sight"lol
How to win the league completely fairly and honestly>Hope that Arsenal, Liverpool, United, Chelsea and Tottenham all shit the bed at the same time (10 years of mismanagement minimum btw)>Hope that none of your best players get bought by said clubs + Europe's top clubs (you have no way to defend against this btw)>Build a global brand that earns similar revenue to said clubs (they were able to build their brands when these rules didn't exist btw)And yet it's the "cheating" that isn't fair!
I have here in my hand a list of names of confirmed members of a secretive group operating within this very league known as the Red Cartel.
>>158016035The irrelevant 14 crying about not being able to keep players is so cute. Where do they get their players from? Smaller European clubs that can't compete financially. Inter Milan lose out on players to newly promoted teams yet the irrelevant 14 want to cry "Waaaah the God Six bought our player we bought from some European team for 10x what we bought them for waaaaaah" big babies the lot of them.
>>158016035>Hope that Arsenal, Liverpool, United, Chelsea and Tottenham all shit the bed at the same time (10 years of mismanagement minimum btw)Relying on your competitors fuck up is an awful strategy, especially in sport.>Hope that none of your best players get bought by said clubs + Europe's top clubs (you have no way to defend against this btw)Fergie sold Beckham & Ronaldo it their peak and rebuilt the team numerous times.>Build a global brand that earns similar revenue to said clubs (they were able to build their brands when these rules didn't exist btw)Pure penis envy. Don't be worrying about what other people have in their pocket.
>>158016064>Don't be worrying about what other people have in their pocket.Surely you see the irony here
city are the god1, rest of the prem is the irrelevant 19 desumaybe irrelev18 and tigers
It's becoming clearer and clearer that the Premier League has opened up a can of worms with this case, they are opening Pandora's Box and it cannot be closed easily.
>>158016070I do, you're talking about what's fair in defence of a vast continuing criminal conspiracy. It's highly ironical.
REMINDER2009: ADUG starts financial fraud by adding £22.5 million to Sham Cheaty's "sponsorship income".2009: Sham Cheaty signs Joleon Lescott for £22m.They killed the club forever just to sign Joleon Lescott.
>>158016082yeah they should've just ignored it
>>158016090They did until Rui Pinto got involved.
>your honour they committed the serious crime of uh… giving themselves money that they already had so they could spend it
>>158016121>deliberately misunderstanding what happenedBoring gimmick
>>158016121But you don't understand, they AGREED to the rules of never challenging Man United, Liverpool, or Arsenal, so they are guilty. How dare they, even
Reminder that Man City only did the sponsorship scheme because of the corrupt PSR rules. Red Cartel clubs didn't need to do that stuff because the rules already favoured them.
>>158016121That's weird, because city's position is the money wasn't theirs.
>"your honor, the rules are wrong therefore you need to change it to let us go">"understandable have a nice day"
you don't get it it's IMPOSSIBLE to compete with bigger clubs collectively winning the majority of the titles so please let this one club use an oil-rich country's infinite financial resources so it can win the majority of the titles anyway thanks that'll solve the problem
Peps legacy is now purely cheating. Doping as a player, paying off refs at Barca, had the entire Barca medical staff quit when he brought in the doctor who helped him dope, and then only barely managed to pip Klopp to the title through financial doping on an industrial scale with many referee decisions that look newly suspect after these charges. And he's still out there dancing for the Muslims. Mental.
>>158016175>buying players is cheating
>>158016173If the red cartel cannot compete with Man City on the pitch, even after a decade plus of rules that explicitly favour them, then why should they still be afforded those privileges?
You see back in the day our wealthy owner poured in a bunch of money and we won loads leading to the current sponsorship deals and fan base, it’s just not right or fair that other teams do this today
>>158013091What you have to do is spend a very limited amount while the other 5 spend what they want.But this is good because it means you can scout good cheaper players that you can develop yourself to compete.But you have to make sure they aren't *too* good because the other 5 will want them. They'll get them because they're allowed to pay wages that you aren't.But that's good because you might buy someone for £40m and sell them for £60m which means you've made a £20m profit that you can use to scout a better player.But you have to make sure if you sign them that he isn't *that* good otherwise the other 5 will be after him and they'll get him because they're allowed to pay wages you aren't.But on the flipside it gives you an incentive to develop players from your academy. Yeah you can't exactly have a starting XI of 18-19 year olds, but you can gradually bleed them in. Then once they're 21-23 they could even become a regular starter.But you have to make sure they aren't *that* good because the 5 will want him and they can pay wages you aren't allowed to.But if you sell him it's pure profit! You can use that profit to scout someone else who the 5 might want to buy off you.But you might get uppity and refuse to sell any of these players. This is where it gets dangerous because the 5 will tap up the player(s) either directly or through the media. Doesn't matter which because they won't be punished for it.But if you really want to make money you simply need a bigger stadium. If Villa Park (43k being increased to 50k) or SJP (52k) had a stadium like Stamford Bridge (40k) they could spend whatever they like too...or something.But alternatively you could just get a sponsor deal and because it's a free market where the sponsor can pay whatever they like the PL will make sure it's a market value that they arbitrarily decide, unless you're one of the 5.Do that and you might start regularly finishing top half in 30 years or so.
the wording 'current crisis' is kinda funny
>>158016206Bet they paid him a little bonus to show up
>>158016221double contract is what they used to have him show up in 2016
if city receives the harshest punishment to the point they're exiled from any english football tier, what are they gonna do with etihad stadium
>>158015684trvke
>>158014789>take it up the assproxy off yank
City are football's equivalent to a prostitute being shit on by some arab royal family member. The fanbase are the staff that have to clean the sheets after.
really weird freudian outburst from you aw, have you considered seeking professional help?
>>158016180In this case yes it is, as evidenced by the charges against them. Hope this helps, citymong
>>158016288just wait he's going to spend 10 hours talking about rimming arseholes now
>>158013091Brighton are currently third.
>>158016282yeah but if the arab can shit trophies
>>158016302the arab will be forced to have the trophies reinserted rectally
>>158016143haha get fucked city
>>158016143The PL has still shown absolutely 0 evidence that this isn't the case btw
Mikel Shamteta
>>158016175and Arteta too
>>158016327They haven't shown it to you, but they did present vast amounts of evidence to the independent commission that found them guilty. There's also the small matter of said sponsors contradicting this position in the UEFA case and a US case into state sponsored airlines. City are going to get thrown to the wolves when it comes down it. Mansour is not gonna have Etihad Airlines purjure itself in a US court for some tin pot English football club.
red cartel? much prefer a club that was illegally backed for years by a government that was until this year a member of OPEC, an oil cart- uh whoops
>>158016391Man City are more valuable and have more soft power influence than Etihad Airways, lad.
>>158016418Yeah personally I prefer to support an irrelevant club that pays people to attend games, launders state funds, blackmails the government, and was smaller than Bolton and Wigan pre 2008.
Bolton Wanderers, whatever happened there
>>158016472>smaller than Bolton and Wigan pre 2008Come on now
they didn't have rich owners so couldn't compete with united and arsenal
>>158016481One of hundreds of clubs due compensation from all this
>>158016391It's perjure and the PL had so much evidence that they spent 3 years begging City to "cooperate" (ie pls trip up and show us something we're all out of ideas here)
>>158016495>(ie pls trip up and show us something we're all out of ideas here)The hacked emails prove it.
>>158016495They had 115 ideas. 114 of them were upheld. OOF.
>>158016501So why did CAS overturn the ruling then? Why did the PL spend years pleading City to make their case for them?
>stop defending yourself just say you are gilty REEEEEEEEEE
>>158016507>1 count of cheating - Not Guilty>114 counts of non-cooperation - Guilty
>Cas has now found that City “did not disguise equity funding as sponsorship contributions”.>The Premier League's independent commission has concluded Manchester City's income was overstated by more than £830m between 2009-10 and 2017-18, with owner funding incorrectly recorded as commercial sponsorship income.So which is actually correct?
>>158016391>There's also the small matter of said sponsors contradicting this position in the UEFA case and a US case into state sponsored airlinesI can tell you're reading the British tabloids. Etihad never once claimed they weren't receiving money from the government.
>Which clubs did Man City's 'inflated' money flow to in transfer market?https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cmew9w451vx8oSome interesting graphics here.
don't talk about Nicolas Pepes 150kpw wage and 80m transfer fee though
It's shit little Sandcastle and the Geordie scum who are defending City more than anyone else
aw is really triggered by phil foden for some reason
>>158016625Thought it was a pretty pointless article, at the end of the day other clubs are just selling, what can they do. No reason to believe the money they're getting is that dirty
It's like if you had a rule that "Only blonde people can enter this building" and then getting angry that a guy dyed his hair blonde to enter the building and saying he "broke the rules".
>>158016680More a case of that money was going everywhere.
so it's sandcastle chav geordies low iq whites vs arscum low iq middle class whites and low iq black and brown immigrants
>>158016700more like arsenal are desperate for a rival because no one (even spurs) cares about them
>>158016206>planning a surprise return>expected to attend>told senior club figures he wants to "be with his people">planning, expected, told, "surprise"
>>158016683if this applied to bottle blonde women not being included in the blonde club then that'd be pretty "kino"
>>158016246shagged that vpn using cunt FIRMLY up the arse
>>158016710>more like arsenal are desperate for a rival because no one (even spurs) cares about themvery true, it was a lot of chelsea in their heads, then spurs for the past 10 years and now city and liverpool for the past 5 years very weird obsessive set of fans
>Same loser still sperging non-stop after doing it all day yesterdayGo outside mate it's a nice day
.... all that for joleon lescott...?
Joleon Lescott Dan Burn These two signings brainwashed two entire fanbases
the toe-sucking man has spoken
>>158016797yeah man the j***on l**cott forced meme is unfunny
>>158016846KEEEEEEEEK
>>158016846kek this went over a lot of heads
>>158016846
>>158016863man city killed their clubjust to signjoleonlescottand this drives you up the wall for some reason, instead of getting angry at the ragheads who illegally inserted £22m in 2009 to buy joleon lescott for £22m
>>158016834>the toe-sucking man has spokenStupid builders and tradies think this prick was Englands best midfielder yet here he is begging for medals
>>158016884cool it with the racism aw
maybe, you know, just maybe, like, just sayin, nothin personal, don't break the rules?
>>158016846KEK>>158016864KEK>>158016873KEK
>>158016892your club killed itself just for joleon lescott
>>158016846You got one shot, kid. One shot to make yourself a hero, or will ya let it slip
yeah just for one CB not for aguero or kdb or bernanrdo silva or zabaleta or Clichy haha!
>>158016898my club has won two ucls in my lifetime
>>158016883To be fair to him Gabriel correctly jams his feet together to prevent a nutmeg, if his partner had done the same thing it would've been blocked.
guys you heard it here first city only cheated 22m so they shouldn't really be punished, who hasn't fudged a few million here and there >>158016909how many ucls has arsenal won?
>>158016846Even Figo knew
>>158016909then you're clearly not a man city fan but for some reason the mention ofjoleon lescottand his direct role in man city's decade of financial fraud gets you really upset for some reason
almost as if spamming it is unfunny
i-it not funny leave sham cheaty alone-
>>158016942This. Not even sure how you can find it that hilarious that you spam it for days. Must be some level of autism I can't comprehend.
>Man City REALLY wants to sign Joleon Lescott in 2009, Everton asks £22m for him>don't have £22m>ADUG illegally adds £22.5m to the club's sponsorship income>now they can afford Joleon Lescott, but in doing so started breaking rules the club had previously agreed toSo yes, they really did start all of that just for Joleon Lescott.These players >>158016907 are after-the-fact.
>>158016942>>158016949
Why did City edit that Soriano apologist video to remove the blinking? Deceptive and scammy little club.
For me it's spending a world record fee to sign juan sebastian veron just to bench him
he's up until 5am replying to himselfsad part is he doesn't get paid by abu dhabi to defend them (pep does)
shamteta rolling in that abu dabby money
>>158016950mad that this needed to be explained
shitty only cheated just to buy lescott? so every other season is valid? that's crazy
>>158016950>just for Joleon LescottYou're clearly underage, Lescott was a great defender at Everton. It was post-City that his career fell off a cliff. Never forget "pocketgate" at Villa.
>>158017000they started the cheating for Lescott.>>158017001he was very average and his appearances for Sham City dried up before being released. not really the kind of player worth cheating for.
Sham Cheating Club Sham Cheaty
>>158016901for the women joining us from the trailer park, please note the entrance on the side of the building
sham city legend mikel shamteta
>>158017043>he was very averageIf he was "very average" why would City have wanted him?
>>158016912>To be fair to him Gabriel correctly jams his feet together to prevent a nutmegaw cope
Yeah Im going to let fans of the club that won 1 league title (*) in almost 30 years be the arbiter of good players
>>158016956>mfw I just got gobbled
maybe scarface snubbed arsecum and that's why he's jiggling
>>158017097>>mfw I just got gobbled
Lord Pannick's "legal G/A" is higher than any other appellate legal counsel. He is literally the Erling Haaland of appeals.
Anyone see this total city boomer meltdown on Talksport?https://x.com/NoContextEPL/status/2106353578948370721Lost his shit, and says City have always been bigger than United and Liverpool
Why are Brazil playing India?
>>158017145What a fucking spastic
>talksport
>>158016649>>158016651>>158016670I'm not one for the whole schizoid stuff but this ''aw'' has analrekt this guy, man cant stop posting about him/her/it
Best possible outcome would be City getting docked points this season and still winning the league anyway
>>158017190Yeah I'm not aw but aw is so sexy and fetching in his croydon council pad
>>158017200yeah with the scen5of Nigerian goat curry wafting about
>>158017191>Best possible outcome would be City getting docked points this season and still winning the league anywayyeah not them being booted out of the league system entirely a small points deduction (20p added to your account)
>>158017210whatever that meant
not aw as evidenced by my flag (although aw is plenty smart and capable of using a vpn if he so chose) but you would have to agree that he has been running circles around us itt
not aw but i do think that big black somalis called ali are handsome chaps and deserve are slags x'ing (fka tweeting) about going 12 rounds with them (Anthony joshua)
Just asked ChatGPT and he told me that citeh are winning the whole caseCTID, LFG
Man City can you stop cheating please!
Oh oh oh Shamteta You know
Joleon, Joleon, Joleon, JoleonI'm beggin' of you, please don't go to city of manJoleon, Joleon, Joleon, JoleonPlease don't go there just because they sham
>>158017674>>158017674england vs croatia
>>158017694your aerial duels are where you shineyou look like a black frankensteinyou're the only one for me, joleon
>>158017694>>158017758kek KEK
>>158017133>He is literally the Erling Haaland of appeals.Only performs in Mickey mouse trials?
remember the French cunt that used to come in here a few weeks ago pretending to support city? where did he go?
>>158018206He's not an /epl/ regular but I've seen him in some of the other City threads on the board. I have no doubt he will be back next week when City play PSG at the Etihad.
Arsewogbros... Declan Shite got benched and England are immediately playing like prime Barca... how do we spin this one
>>158019089That's not fair. You really need 4 CBs and 2 DMs alongside him to see the best of Declan Shite
>>158019151KEK
>>158019089Serious lack of scans in this midfield.
time to retire that Croatia team I think
>>158019089>>158019151You need a bit of Big Black Gabi XL, 2 billion to play like Stoke and some Shamteta x PGMOL cheating to unlock are Dekkerz
i hate bellingfraud
>>158019491He wasn't half bad when he was playing with a rapist on his squad
I can laugh at lot at arsecum and dekkerz and 2 billy for stokey and shamteta but i draw the line at Mr Anal Numbing Cream
2 Billy for Stokey
Timmy tactics is bad should've sacked him after the world cup he's shit init
huzzah! it's coming home next time me chums!
Scott and Anderson have been popping that ball around and moving all over the place spectacularly well.Making Rice and MLS look like plodders in comparison.
>>158021023>Making Rice
>laughing-steve-o.png
i fucking hate the faggot ass international break man
Scott is the new Wharton
>>158021536woah cool it with the racism posting famous rice farmer Ming Yao just because rice is mentioned
Bulgayrian and Poowaiti hang themselves overnight?
>>158021566he does look like steve-o doesn't he
What if City switches to La Liga?Real Madrid in Manchester on a saturday evening, i imagine the Etihad would finally be sold out
>>158019151>>158019491Arsewogbros...
Now that the dust has settled, why has the Daniel Welback to Chelsea move failed? I thought he was dat guy?
>>158019151You need that many lads to lift his girlfriend out of the hot tub at the end of an evening too.
>Andy Carroll confirms he was sexually assaulted by BBC Fame Academy dance coach Kevin Adams >The ex-Newcastle and Liverpool striker, 37, revealed the name of the 'celebrity mate' who attacked him after being made aware that Adams' name appears in publicly-available court documents
>>158025249BLACKED DOT COM
>>158025249just trying to bury his team's 3-1 loss in the FA Cup today
kevin adams,.black man, tried to gobble Anthony caroll?
>>158025249What was Dalglish thinking
>>158025249Not surprised. Black men are notoriously homosexual
>>158025547that's why whites become trannies, for the dl blacks
>>158025249>geordie hardman begrudgingly bummed by big-bollocked black boy
>>158025465on the sly while he slept
>>158025477he was thinking that a partnership between a man who nibbles (Suarez) and a man who gets nibbled on (Carroll) could dominate the PL
>>158025465>>158025600The mental thing about this is that it happened to my mate too, but it was a Scottish lad that tried to fellate him. He just laughs it off and doesn't seem to care at all. It's not like he was brutally raped and made to squeal like a pig. It's mental that Carroll was meant to be this tough Norf type and now his name is being plastered everywhere as a 'survivor' who is 'bravely naming his victim'.
now let's relate this to a stag do
Carroll was a frat victim..Brave.
we were warned about them taking our jobs and our women but nobody said anything about them taking our willies in their mouths while we slept
>>158025808who said we were complaining about that aspect of their presence here
>>158025808what about that pic the irish lads took in a brazilian hostel of a dutch lad getting his willy sucked by a monkey that'd crawled into the room?this is on-topic btw because brazil simply LOVES football x
Man City's sponsors have announced that they will no longer sponsor the club next season, leading to a loss of 1% of their declared sponsorship income.
Babylon is fallen,to rise no more
Funny that Liverpool spaffed all that money on shitters when they'll be man city players up for grabs soon
>>158024778i thought he was doing alright for them? chelsea just need more players or something.
>>158026875hello Indian
>>158026776>Poop Fraudiola
Bald Pep Knew
Bald fraud left before shit happens LOL
just done a massive pep on the mansour and it stinks
>think about resuming my most recent FM save>remember that Man City is still considered to be a legitimate team in itklenk that save's dead
pep and arteta
>>158030805Shammers
>>158034553NEW >>158034553NEW >>158034553NEW
