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Last shift >>158001856
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>The Toronto Maple Leafs defeated the New York Islanders 4–2 on April 17, 2022, at Scotiabank Arena.

>Game Details
>• Date: April 17, 2022

>• Venue: Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, Canada

>• Final Score: Toronto Maple Leafs 4, New York Islanders 2

>Key Highlights
>• Record Breaker: With the win, the Maple Leafs secured their 50th victory and reached 106 points, setting new franchise records for both categories.

>• Playoff Impact: The loss officially eliminated the New York Islanders from postseason contention.

>• Absence: Toronto played without their leading goal-scorer Auston Matthews, who sat out with a minor injury.

>• Goaltending: Jack Campbell made 27 saves for Toronto, while Ilya Sorokin stopped 33 shots for the Islanders.
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randy raped
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Go Bruins!
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Off to a good start.
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If I were Randy Canes why not Hellashit?
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/hoc/'s Jackies :D
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>>158010864
they don't need him
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Is Bojangles really all its cracked up to be?
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>>158010875
just like my islanders
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IT AINT BUSSIN DDD:
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>>158010865
:)
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No — there is no evidence that Crosby's points-per-game would change based on his romantic partners, and the premise is flawed: Crosby is already in a long-term relationship with model Kathy Leutner, who is widely considered attractive and has been his partner for roughly two decades.

His production is driven by skill, health, age, and team context, not his dating life. At 38, he posted 1.09 PPG in 2025-26 (74 points in 68 games), and projections for 2026-27 hover around the same range as he enters his age-39 season. The idea that "tighter women with more eggs" would boost his hockey output is not a real causal relationship — it conflates unrelated personal choices with athletic performance.
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>>158010888
Wtf is this image?
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>>158010897
he was the fans' captain
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why are there only shit games tonight
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>>158010893
crosby is a big believer in semen retention and nofap unlike mcdavid
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>>158010907
ducks vs knights shall be fun
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>>158010893
Ask grok if there has ever been a study done on the correlation between points per game and the fertility level of their girlfriend/wife
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>>158010918
a lot of players prioritize fucking in november
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>>158010907
Gary saves them for Saturday night.

https://youtu.be/csXFpFoRkEk?si=z_d3pJSffUTKOswf

Oilers/Krakheads will be a barnburner
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>>158010924
I think the Canadian anon was onto something when he suggested that a tighter woman with more eggs would provide a boost to Crosby's play
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>>158010918
I pretty much did with that question
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I don’t think the Jets will win tonight
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>>158010906
John Tavares? An Islander fan told me he had to go back to his mama in Toronto.
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>>158010940
Grok seemed to base a lot of its answer on nothing but conjecture
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>>158010944
my broons will slaughter them
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Our Jackies play again tomorrow but then we're off until the 9th! What were the interns thinking?
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>>158010865
>>158010891
We're arriving, bros
>>158010884
No, it's greasy as hell.
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Jets are gonna be a lottery team this year.
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Just tuning in. Whats the situation?
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>>158010997
Wongs are getting goalied while chanting for the team to be sold.
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>>158010997
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>>158010992
All Canadian teams will be except maybe the Habs
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>>158010851
>laffs
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Alright break it up break it up
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>>158010989
I love how Waddell is building the team. The forwards are all huge but skilled and all the defenseman are good puck handlers. I actually feel optimistic about what this team is capable of, especially with Bones coaching
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>>158011021
Sounds sexy.
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>c4nes
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Reminder that Ottawa couldn't wait to be rid of chad Chychrun.
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>>158011021
Based
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randy o randy
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I'm blind!
I'm deaf!
I want to be a ref!
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>>158011077
Jean Cretien looking ass
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>c4nes
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>>158011081
That's not a haiku...
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>>158010997
feeling the grip of your salvation
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>>158011059
I hope Talbot is not completely washed. Elvis have an .88sv% last year was unbearable. When Kivlineks died the entire goalie pipeline fell down hard.
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>game still hasn't started
who the fuck runs this shitty league
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>>158011112
I'm feeling calm and relaxed after a swim. Gonna watch some hoc while reading some boomer lit.
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>not even getting a shot off on a 2-on-0
lmao Craps
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>>158011125
Yeah backup goalie is probably the biggest question mark, but I don't think there's any way Talbot will be worse than Elvis. On the bright side, we have good goalie prospects that will be coming over in the next couple of years
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Here in my CAR I feel safest of all. I can lock all my doors. It's the only way to live.
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>>158011169
In cars?
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>>158011145
The puck will drop soon, I promise.
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>>158011145
If you have a problem with Gary, you have a problem with me. Don't question him
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>>158011169
Driving is actually the most dangerous thing you do in your day to day.
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>>158011223
you wanna dance, bromigo?
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>>158011242
*drops gloves*
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My Canesies are getting raped
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>>158011223
What if I want to oven him?
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TGIF Thank God I'm Faded haha xD
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>>158011259
>>158011248
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I'll die defending Gary if that's what it takes
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>>158011258
good
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Damn good fight in Winnipeg
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JOHN CENA'S SHOE!
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Canes looking stinky against caps, the bussy is loose.
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The metro feels right when the Caps, Pens, and Jackets are the best teams
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>>158011341
Metro is the frankenfaggot division. Bring back the south"least"
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>reffies really trying to make this a game for the shittiest cup winners ever
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MY BROONS ARE SO BACK
LINDHOLM SCARS
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blown bussi
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>>158011277
The oven's big enough for you too.
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
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No! This cannot be!
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My Crapies :(
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Hooray! This can be!
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canes SUCK
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>>158011387
Jk Leonard the Oshie regen
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Wings fans chanting "sell the team" at their home opener. QRD? I haven't been paying attention.
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yeah bussi is destroyed
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huh fluke cup?
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>>158011364
can't wait to get vindicated
it's going to be so sweet seeing the canes bandwagon shrivel and die
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>>158011416
what bandwagon
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my bruins :)
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>>158011423
exactly
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>Notorious i don't wanna play in Canada

What a cunt
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Rod is a completed man. I knew once he won his cup this would happen.

Gary will need extreme refpuck to keep bums like Aho and Jarvis from crashing the team this year.

Gary is gonna give it to Vegas this year anyways. It's their turn for another one.
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Uh, Canes won the Cup. Your shit team didn't.
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TNT broadcasts are excruciatingly boring.
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How's Larkin doing so far
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>>158011458
You mean 2018 repeat
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>>158011519
Literally boo'd off the ice
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>>158011524
america is healing
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Hagens is winning the Calder
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>icing
>icing
>offsides
>commercial
Sloppy garbage
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>>158011548
*Hutson
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>>158011556
cool it with the antisemitism!
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whats his current powerlevel with the buzzcut
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Take5 minutes to play 45 seconds, fucking trash product.
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People get real made if you say offsides so I keep saying it
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for me, it's EDGE Advanced Stats
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>>158011577
Yokohama tires for me
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I got that new gabagool sub from Jersey John’s and I can’t stop farting
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>>158011524
>americans refusing to support an american gold medalist
cmtsu
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Kill darren pang
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>>158011592
swedes would never ruin a team because of their ego
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>>158010851
Surely the maple leafs won something if you're posting this every thread
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>>158011592
Based....Can I share this photo to my Red Wings Fan Facebook Group!
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>>158011059
larp
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>>158011593
>canacuck hockey knowledge
1993 is forever
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>>158011619
and there it is, another american throwing larkin under the bus
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>>158011592
i would be pissed off too if my franchise doesn't give a fuck about winning and instead just cares about a garbage pizza chain
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>>158010893
this is incorrect use of em dashes
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>>158011593
There’s a lot of self hating libruls in America
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>>158011625
There it is, no Cups for canacuck ever.
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>>158011625
He should not try to force his way out of the dead wings. Have some honor and play.
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>>158011654
His honor is "fuck you, do something to fix this shithole team"
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>wongs about to lose their home opener in a 1-0 slurper
Grim.
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>>158011650
just like your ded wongs
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Reminder Larkbitch and his whole family are canacuck and lafftard. Hideous.
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I can’t believe the golden showers allowed a shit team like the randy canes to win a cup. Absolutely ridiculous
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>>158011669
>being born in america doesnt make you american
peak cope
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>>158011658
They are, by dumping him.
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>>158011683
and guess what? he wins because detoilet cant develop a player worth a shit. he goes to a better team, the red wings cry about it, and enjoy another few years of irrelevance. reap what you sow, illitch.
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>>158011676
Canes were fresh thanks to facing three shit teams on their way to the finals
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>>158011669
They win Cups. Your team never will.
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>>158011658
Do you see McDavid bitching? The Oilers have put a disgraceful team around him too.
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Rip Finnesota era
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>>158011683
You'd have a point if Detroit management didn't show its incompetence by failing to sign Edvinsson so hard he's now training in Sweden.
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>>158011699
McDavid will literally die if he chooses to leave Edmonton
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Kek the wongs would have won this game with Larkin
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>>158011682
Being canacuck and lafftard makes you Larkbitch.
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>drunk fan getting booted from LCA in a Larkin jersey
kek
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>>158011719
>being american makes you canadian
the cope train continues
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>wangz
Gonna be a loooooong season
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I luv u otter but wtf is this? Should never be allowed to dress himself again.
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>>158011682
Actually true. Americans are descendants of revolutionary war veterans. Pieces of paper don't make you an American
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>>158011704
He is going to eventually leave. That 2 year deal was a prove it deal, not to McDavid but to the Oilers. They only keep him if they win a cup in the next 2 years, and even then he might just leave anyways.
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>>158011744
hes not an immigrant and those war veterans are dead
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my broons :((
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Defensively, the Rangers might be one of the best in the NHL
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>Carolina diving club
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>>158011751
My Jackies are in the same boat with Werenski but we only need to make the playoffs and he'll re-sign. He wants to stay but only if we have a competitive team
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Rangers are goaltending excellence.
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>>158011690
Ilitch forced Larkbitch as C and big contract, but He's a soft shitter, so get his cock out of your mouth.
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>>158011742
Aaannnd there it is. He dressed like the little old man from UP so we knew what to expect performance wise tonight.
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your last place ded wongs, everyone
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This is everything. This sign is so iconic
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>>158011777
Illitch is a moron as an owner for two teams now. He has zero iota of knowledge for sports ownership like his father did at all. That's why you get retarded things like trading Skubal for "prospects" and holding Larkin hostage instead of just trading him. But hey, the red wings are gonna be good right?
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>>158011753
Their descendants are the only people who should vote. The founding fathers were very clear about this
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why do i hear a woman talking
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>>158011798
her O
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>>158011798
me on the right
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>>158011703
Ilitch the retard is responsible for Larkbitch as well as E's contract. Nice to see the fans see this finally.
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>>158011593
jack hughes received a warm welcome last night for >our home opener :)
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HONORABLE NEW YORK RANGERS
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>>158011775
Jackies could become something, I don't know but it feels like they could have a good season. Oilers I have no faith solved their goaltending problem.
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>>158011709
You mean, like the past 10 years?
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Almost time for DUCKS
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My swimming pool was finally poured :)


Just in time for winter
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>>158011732
Being canacuck makes you canacuck. Being lafftard makes you an lolcow.
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>>158011849
what's it like being rich?
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>>158011836
We have a really good roster with plenty of depth. It just depends if everything clicks. Some of our key players had really bad seasons last year but I think they will rebound
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The rags have only won 1 cup in Al Pacino's lifetime
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>>158011860
I feel extra persecuted by the government. Especially because I have no high power connections or social standing. A pool, maybe a single prop plane is my ceiling.
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where's the Dallas Glass Banger guy?
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my blues are looking fantastic
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Hambussiglar will still win like 40 games because of his shit division btw
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>>158011877
Checked probably jail again
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trbrother won
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Larkin assisted on Jack Hughes golden goal we don’t tolerate Larkin slander here
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>>158011854
thanks for clarifying that larkin is an american
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>>158011866
Anyone younger than 87 years old has seen the Rangers win only one Stanley. A remarkable history of futility for an original six team.
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your wienerpeg jest
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>>158011904
No he didn't. It was Jack Hughes and Werenski
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>red wings lost
much like trb
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>>158011901
>>158011921
kwarb 2true
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>>158011799
After they dump Larkbitch, yes.
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>>158011744
chek'd

My first ancestors arrived to the United States in 1905. We were not here for the Revolutionary War nor for the Civil War.
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>>158011921
that would be the last place ded wongs, anon
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>>158011936
You need to go back
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>babby laffs
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>>158011904
Larkbitch
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DALLAS
>SAARS
DALLAS
>SAARS
DALLAS
>SAARS
DALLAS
>SAARS
DALLAS
>SAARS
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAT
DALLASS
>SHARTS
DALLASS
>SHARTS
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>>158011906
No, he's canacuck and lafftard, just like you.
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Where are my mcnuggets bros
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>>158011701
We have Maatta now though. It's not the same as having Mikko, Granny and Haula, but it's still alive.
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>>158011966
If you don't speak English, I'm going to call ICE.
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Guys, I think the Caps might actually be a dream team that does a thing.
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>>158011966
these are the mental gymnastics you need to tell yourself when dylan larkin, an american gold medalist and former captain of the red wings exists
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>>158011992
>Caps
Never heard of her
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UNDEFEATED!
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I tried BTS and Selena Gomez Oreos and both were crap. I'm sticking with regular oreos
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Why did they boo their Captain, Larking, before the game? No wonder the team lost 2-0.
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who remembers this gem
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>>158011916
Ok but he was on the ice still
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>thoughts on your loss to your fathers estate
Jen
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>>158012022
Good choice
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>>158012004
>canacuck lafftard disowning Larkbitch
He's you, lolcow.
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>YEAH FUCK YOU DYLAN WE DON'T NEED YOU HOW DARE YOU TURN YOUR BACK ON THIS TEAM
>Loses 2-0 in their season opener without 8 Milly Dilly
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barry larkin > dylan larkin
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>>158012108
Why am I being brought into it?
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kek what did we just see on espn+ bruins. they cut out after the fuckup. just keep the interview going lol
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knights on soon :))
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>>158012120
8 Milly, not No Milly
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>>158012147
KWAB gottem
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>>158012069
I remember Makar and Mac were a disaster yes
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Get in the fucking lululemon yoga pants Bedsy
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just stubbed my toe on the door frame
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>>158012157
Why remember when you can just watch it again?
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>>158012069
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LETS GO DUCKS
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>>158012214
Lmao this was my prediction of what would happen if USA could get the game into overtime but i thought it would be Quinn Hughes that would score the goal
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>>158012246
too soon
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>>158012254
this but the opposite
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>>158012267
Quackmenta?
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The ascendant kingdom of winnipeg
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I'm really starting to hate how much marner passes instead of shooting the puck.
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>>158012214
Larkin faking the pickup made that goal happen but people still like to pretend he's a 2C at best
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>>158012267
Ducks let's go
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>>158012284
I think it was Hughes making mACKar look like a fuckin' retard.
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Skate it off, pussy
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You can skate with a broken arm
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How long until Carter farts?
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>>158012305
If McRetard didn't fully commit to the assumed hand off Hughes wouldn't have had a scoring chance
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Skating is great for broken bones
t. Dr. Tough Guy
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>>158012246
That's too many men on the ice, ghosts aren't allowed to intervene just because they're dead it's not kosher
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did ottawa get kicked out of the league or what
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>>158012118
is skyline chili any good?
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If Canada didn't suck at hockey they wouldn't have lost
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>>158012339
Nah Our Sennies are Number 30 and finna win the rumble
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>>158012339
Yeah
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>>158012320
I think we can just agree that all 3 of the retards on team cucknada were shit and are shit.
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Hyry=Hooroo?
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>>158012345
Do you like slop in a can full of chemical preservatives?
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>>158012353
shut the fuck up mildcuck
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>>158011400
Their guy had a crash out and wanted OUT.
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PPbabbies
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>>158012360
good post
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>>158012353
>all 3 of the retards on team cucknada were shit and are shit.
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>>158012348
Gary should enter himself in the rumble and script it for him to win it like Vince in 1999.
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ITT: full blown Canadian derangement syndrome on display by a couple posters. Sad!
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DUCKS MARCH ON
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>>158012348
>30
soulless
>27
SOVL
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Opening night!
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kek 3 nights in a row now. look at him go!
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>>158012382
QUACK QUACK QUACK
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>>158012345
graeter's ice cream is better and more cincy-coded
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my team won two games before your team ever played

this is insurmountable, your season is already over
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>female announcer
i SHAN'T be watching
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>>158012374
and then what ya fucking mark vince had a storyline
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>>158012402
YOU'RRRREEE FIIIRREEEEED!
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>>158012399
A disgusting development
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women are God's only mistake
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>>158012399
I SHANNOT
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This Amazon broadcast is shit. It just cuts to commercial in the middle of the broadcast then it's not even commercials but a still image of "we'll be back"
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>>158012358
i mean is it worth to eat it in a restaurant or its something i can 100% do at home?
like you can make poutine at home, but it tastes better in restaurants because they have better fries and better sauce
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>>158012414
explain
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Gulutzan really believes in steel or hryckowian
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>>158012420
>but it tastes better in restaurants because they have better fries and better sauce
Name 39 restaurants that have better fries and sauce then I do at home.
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>>158012420
Eating at restaurants is bourgeois decadence
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>>158012421
sniff my nuts
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>>158012420
Don't believe Cincy bullshit lies, it's a sweetened ragu, it isn't even chili
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>>158012414
>>158012421
If god was real he would have put a pussy and ovaries on some sort of shrub or rock. They shouldn't have been born with vocal cords
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>>158012421
achievable natty?
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>>158012429
i mean its a poutine and hot dogs, i don't have a kitchen waifu
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>>158012414
Without women who would’ve have sex with?
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>>158012464
try again retard
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>Eeli Tolvanen
Are >rags becoming a Finn team?
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>>158012414
you're just tired
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life of a stars fan
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Otter you fucking CHARLIE KIRK
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>>158012487
imagine just straight up swallowing her morning piss
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2-0
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DALLAS
>SAARS
DALLAS
>SAARS
DALLAS
>SAARS
DALLAS
>SAARS
DALLAS
>SAARS
DALLAS
>SAARS
DALLAS
>SAARS
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They're locked into otter for 7 more years btw.
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how am i tired already
i woke up at like 2pm
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i was told the ducks are exciting but they haven't scored
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remember what gary's tribe stole from you
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>>158012509
is there nutritional benefits to morning piss?
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>>158012535
longcovid
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The blues are lowkey fire and we’ve been sleeping on them
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>>158012536
welp
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>>158012543
Nah, dallASS just sucks
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FILTHY play by Leo and Sennecke
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>>158012539
yes but only from cute girls
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how is this guy 8,250mil
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>>158012536
yea that's the idea
will they or wont they??
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>>158012487
she's gonna feel pretty embarrassed when she realizes her breasts are jiggling in that video.
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my ducks :)
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>>158012555
his agent got a 5% discount for the missing chromosome
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>sharter fart
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>>158012553
You LOVE to see it
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>>158012534
he was tripped by poope pantz
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I've seen enough. Just give the ducks the cup right now
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finally watched Donnie Brasco
Bretty gud
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>>158012555
Swayman made every goalie overpaid
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Nothing comfier than looking at the back of peoples heads in dallas
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>>158012610
rules
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>>158012627
There is a queer joke in there somewhere.
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Dallas is a 3rd period team. Always has been.
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warm reminder dilly has no milly
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whats a milly?
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>>158011775
you're confusing PR with reality. he's gone.
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zadorov should know he's not going to score
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My broons will find a way :)))
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>>158012714
a minnessota blowjob by a sudanese men
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LMAO SKINNER
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Why does that canadian flag poster talk about Minnesota so much?
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holy fuck this league
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Bruins dub in Winnipeg
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utah might be good
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Loseipeg
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MY BROONS :D
GG Jets
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>mammoth vs blue jackets
holy soulless
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swedes OUT
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>proofs?
>planet retard stats
>:(
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>>158012772
only thing gayer possible is mammoth v xheattle
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Bruins, LOL.
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DUUUUUUUUUUUCKS
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>sha2er far2
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QUACK QUACK
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FIRST NHL GOAL FOR NOAH WARREN
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Yeah, I'm thinking MY Duckies are in for yet another exciting season
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>>158012833
I'm thinking we end up playing and getting revenge on Vegas
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAR AGAIN 3-0
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>veg-ass golden showers
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>>158012833
VIVA MEXICO
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HE KEEPS SHARTING
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>>158012848
Piss off kongs
Anaheim is a white mans team
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Who the fuck are these beer league players the Ducks are putting out there?
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Yep they’re winning it all
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>>158012869
Knight destroyers apparently
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My Blose :)
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imagine being a Dallas sports fan
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>>158012901
My Blose :(
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>neck guards mandatory
Every day this sport becomes more and more semen slurping.
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4-0 DUCKS
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WERE GOING FOR 10
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SHARTER FART kek
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>>158012943
I would wear one too if my artery can get cut from some dumb fucker that can't skate. AKA Darnell Nurse
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>>158012914
WE DEM BOYS
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nigga said anaheim is white
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4-0 Duckies

How embarrassing.
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>>158012961
voluntary equipment is fine. mandatory is just to pussify the whole game
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poope hintz is fucking dead
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hintz ded :(
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QUACK!
QUACK!
QUACK!
QUACK!
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lelmao at all the concern trolling from the media and the other 31 fanbases about not re-signing washed up defenders and overpaying Carlsson and Gauthier
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>>158012997
>>158012998
Awww. saaaad. Soooo sad when an asstards player gets hurt. Fuckin' diving cocksuckers. Fuck them.
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>>158012997
>>158012998
it's always the ones you most expect...
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>5 minutes for that
Garbage
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>>158012863
LA Mexicans don't care about the Kings
OC Mexicans absolutely care about the Ducks
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>>158013005
I never shit-talked the ducks for their offseason moves. I shit talked the shorks for their offseason moves.
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hintz done again
what the FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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I said trade hintz for larkin .
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they're playing darude sandstorm in memory of his career
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>>158013012
LA doesn't care about any of their sports teams. It doesn't make them less Mexican
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>>158013042
kek. HOPE IT HURTS FOR A LONG TIME YOU PIECE OF SHIT FAGGOT!
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>>158013018
Imagine having 17.5 million locked up in Nurse and Trouba for the next 4 years
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>>158013030
I TOLD them to trade Hintz for McDavid
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>>158013022
Is that the dude from casino royale? la chiffre?
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>>158013012
Ducks are orange county's team. You gotta be rich to live in OC beaners can't make it.
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>>158013054
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There is a timeline where Gaudreau survives that fateful day because the driver went to rehab, and he played in the Olympics and actually held the US back due to playing badly and the US loses and due to the lack of national pride, Trump decides not to invade Iran. So really we might have a nuclear armageddon because of a drunk driver in Ohio
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>vegass
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>>158013069
shut the fuck up canacuck
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>>158013066
Unless it’s the shithole of Santa Ana. Most of the beans are concentrated there.
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>>158013063
He's John Druk from Druk
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>>158013066
>He doesn't know that in Santa Ana and Anaheim whites are the minority while latinos are the majority.
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>>158013069
Johny died in New Jersey retard
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>>158013069
>bicycle in America
>die

Is this a common occurance?
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>be a knight fan
Someone hold me like Sephiroth holds cloud
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>dallass
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STL
02:49
B. Carlo (Game Misconduct - 10 min)
STL
STL
02:49
B. Carlo (2 min) drawn by R. Hintz served by R. Johnston

>drawn by hintz
>drawn
kek
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>>158013107
No most Americans don't know what a bicycle is.
>>
REFPUCK ALERT
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Kids dont even know how to ride bikes anymore. They had to cgi one of the stranger things kids onto the bike during bike scenes
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>>158013130
It's that thing most of my vehicular manslaughter victims are using at the time of the crime.
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This Blues/Stars game has been wild
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Stars obsessed with taking unnecessary contact
>>
Dallas Stars need a BABCOCK behind the bench
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How the fuck was that not a penalty? He just took out otter a mile away from the puck
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>>158013154
But not the black kid amirite
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>>158013069
Take your dumbass to rehab
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he's shartin' and fartin' all over creation
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>>158013085
Only in the non public areas we gotta keep the gardners and cleaners somewhere.
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>>158013154
Wouldn't it have been cheaper to spend a day teaching them how to ride one?
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>>158013191
When taking into account film set insurance and halting production probably
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>>158013184
They also don't go to ducks games/watch hockey
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>>158013191
>teach a zoomer something
>in a day
kek
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>>158013206
probably not*
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>your name is Donnie Darko? makes you sound like a superhero or something
what makes you think I'm not
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tnt sounds audibly butthurt that the stars are losing
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Cutter needs to score a goal
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holy moly
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Anaheim really has a black D pairing
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I'M HERE TO SAY ONE THING:

*AHEM*

FUCK THE GOLDEN KUNTS

SHIT TEAM
SHIT FANS
SHIT FRANCHISE

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
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>>158013268
just like my islanders
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>>158013272
hopefully the islanders can earn their keep and win for the broship tomorrow
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Who was in the wrong here?
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oettinger sitting on the bench looking sad season opened early this year
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>>158013343
woman
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>>158013347
where's ray ferraro when you need him
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gg
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>>158013343
The dumb bitch.
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>>158013343
The bitch. Just like the dumb cunt last weekend at The President's Cup, who asked Sheffler if he wanted to talk about "being benched" on Saturday minutes after he won his match on Sunday.
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>>158013343
What did she ask him
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>>158013260
So does your gf
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>>158013395
she asked if he was ready this year with plastic cutlery and bubble wrap, and then said he had no sense of humor when he skated away
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>>158013375
blues are looking substantially better this year
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>>158013343
I refuse to watch the video
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>>158013403
>she asked if he was ready this year with plastic cutlery and bubble wrap
I don't get it.
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>>158013403
also my fiance died by licking toxic envelopes that i picked out
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>>158013421
:(
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>>158013407
Still dogshit PP so I don't expect it to amount to much.
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Oilers have only played two games and they've been scored on 13 times.
How over is it for team meme already?
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...and the dostal shutoutless streak continues
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Who's better? Carlsson or Gauthier?
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>celebrating 1 goal in a 4-1 game
kek. vegASS has no real fans.
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>>158013477
Bruh you cheer all goals
That may be offsides tho
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>>158013474
idk
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>>158013474
Can cutter play center?
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the Andrea Dora?
was like an old mN easing into a hot bath
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>vegASS getting video-review-pucked
kek. it's not even the end of the 1st week of the season gary...
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>>158013503
It stood what's stupid is they get a PP for a call stands
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>>158013514
Coaches can't fuck around just challenging every goal thats a delay of game
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>>158013514
retard on 2 counts in that post.
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>>158013474
Getzlaf and Perry.

And why hasn't Anaheim signed Corey Perry for a one year deal yet?
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Why didn’t anyone tell me that they introduced Larkin during the home opener ceremony?
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>>158013527
They don't you absolute retard you only get one challenge and if you're ever wrong you cant challenge again
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mitchie is on the scoresheet finally.
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Ducks fucking suck!!! Just need 2 more goals!
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>>158013528
Only because you're the one reading it and 2 is as high as you can count
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>>158013532
>And why hasn't Anaheim signed Corey Perry for a one year deal yet?
Pretty sure LAK will if anyone does. Not sure what the delay is though.
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Never ever count out the Knights. Why haven't you learned your lesson yet /hoc/? That's a Stanley Cup caliber team
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>>158013535
Thats fucking awesome
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>>158013549
This post was just retarded in general. I have no more need for you to reply to me. Don't bother.
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>>158013534
We did but you were too busy with your sock puppets.
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Refs gonna have to put in some work to get this to overtime
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>>158013566
Agreed which is why missing a challenge shouldn't be a penalty. Double so on a call "stands" which means it isn't clear.
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The rage will be crazy if Ducks lose this
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>>158013571
DoubleNiggerFaggot
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>>158013534
Detoilettards still trying to psyop themselves into believing Larkin is in the wrong for not wanting to help out the Wings by accepting a trade to any team when they pull shit like this right in the middle of yet another contract dispute with a different player.
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>>158013592
Q really likes the young players, doesn't he?
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>>158013592
Agreed mostly by me.
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>>158013592
KEK what was chimping about? did someone yell two state solution
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>>158013572
I don’t watch shit teams sorry
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>>158013615
Put the sock puppets down
*cocks banana*
And watch the hockey
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Why didn't stone and kikhel take more AAV for their deals?
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Fuckin' nice save for dostal there. holy shit what a O-zone hold.
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>>158013415
he injured his hand in an accident at a steakhouse with his knife and missed games, requiring surgery
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Amazon prime fucking SUCKS
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>>158013452
>babcock will be different, they said
>he'll force them to play team defense and responsible hockey in their own end, they said
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>>158013642
That's a stupid joke.
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>Leafs looking better than ever with a real chance at the cup
>Knights are shit

Marner
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>>158013651
McDavid needs to be coached by him
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>>158013681
>>Leafs looking better than ever with a real chance at the cup
The Knies trade has already blown up in their face, McKenna looks like total shit, and they lost to Montreal and barely beat the Islanders.
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Uhhh oh....
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SCAAAAAR
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They're really gonna do it aren't they
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we got too cocky ducks bros
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ducksbros i
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What the DUCK is happening
>>
QUACK!
QUACK!
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>It was 4-0
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It's over... Where's the defense?!
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everyone went to bed
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>>158013728
We quit playing in Vegas end and our defense is still mid at best
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>>158013736
Jen
>>
PREPARE YOUR ANGUS
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Like cockwork
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SCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
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Ryan Craig looks like a car salesman.
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>>158013736
Considerable amount of lead poisoning in this picture
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I swear everything is happening to prevent marner from FUCKING SCORING A FUCKING GOAL so far this season.
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Whew
Good job Ducks.
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VEGAS LOSES
DUCKS WIN
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>>158013780
marner happens
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DUCKS WIN
despite the refs best efforts
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>>158013780
once they bring back torts he'll become a top scorer again
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>>158013347
That was beyond humiliating being yanked and watching the game with the announcer.
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>>158013795
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>>158013791
QUACK ATTACK
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>>158013791
nice ducky
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>>158013791
The penalty for a missed challenge is dumb. The negative is already you lose your challenge.
>>
Hockey is the only thing better than anime panty shots
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>>158013811
Pussy is pretty good too, not that you would know
>>
gg ducks looks like my knighties are on their same bullshit as last year where they don't play any periods seriously until the third. still gonna be good but not elite until they get a decent goaltender
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>>158013803
Gary doesn't want his refs being embarassed.
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>>158013819
No I do not
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>>158013839
gg
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>>158013839
Hart is good to great despite his occasional sharting
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kwab
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>>158013865
New
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>>158013863
sensing an exciting season from your team bro
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>>158013559
fraud team that got btfo by the bussi you mean
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>>158013869
is that real?



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