>Lap:#8566>Countdown to Bahrain Malaise GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>157991522>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 -=FINAL DAYS=- (>>157991129):https://angelthump.com/gimi>TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:230>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:240 (239 starts)>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 302 (+10)RUS: 236 (+25)HAM: 199 (+8)NOR: 186 (+0)LEC: 179 (+12)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 538 (+35)Ferrari: 378 (+20)McLaren Mercedes: 306 (+0)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 263 (+33)Racing Bulls Red Bull Ford: 83 (+6)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 930.49 (+26.13)HAM: 733.40 (+63.06)PIA: 684.60 (+79.28)>News:VER HAM HAD
Death to Hamilton
Good morningDeath to Mercedes the great satan.
Rolling for first corner poois "he turned into me"
gimi
stay MINDED
amx won
Life to Alonso
russell's title charge is onhe saved his tires. NOW it's on
AMD AMX
never doubted
Life to Lewis
>>158015344Lewis is not ChuckHe's not going to heem Max
wow okay your hero got pole for his one and only time this seasondoesnt matter, hes going to lose at least 3 places tomorrow anyway
What is NARB’s problem? He is blowing his only chance in his career to fight for a WDC
DU DU DU DU MAX VERSTAPPEN
>>158015356what, all drivers used the same amount of tyres
>>158015344444
look at this fat black cow, christ.
>>158015331Impressive.With this most recent achievement, fate has in a single stroke, marked the final decline of the west and spelled a new era of wondrous prosperity and peaceful global dominance for the Chinese dragon, which promises to firmly stand in sharp contrast to the historically bloody ascent of western powers and the cruel subjugation it brought to the humbler nations of the world. With the blessings of Chinese quantum stealth bombers, quantum aircraft carriers and quantum enhanced railguns, these and many more will be the instruments with which China affirms its noble stewardship of 21st century world politics and with which it also offers the non-western world a different option; a humanist alternative to the depredations of Western leadership and the opportunity for a more equitable and dignified multilateralism.
naomi sniff
>Maxy v LuLuCrash chance?
all these cute malaysian ladies... im blushing!
I have been tipped by a reliable source close to him that Mika Häkkinen will return from his sabbatical during this decade.
>>1580153564 stoppits 4 teh win
AMX AMX AMX
imagine how hard this general would be dickriding him if he was alonso instead of hamilton getting P2's in a red clown car shitbox operated by literal clown operation that is replaced by watching the trackside TV screens for your informationAPOLOGIZE
>AMX pole>Naomi Sniffeverything's good broseven the Hamilton interview feels alright now
>>158015331i have the same beard as max i may have goat in me
>>158015356bort sneaking in as if he wont get deported out of the points
>Congratulations on your post Anon, is there anything you would like to say to the fans?
>>158015390wow, me too
>>158015374those fatty thighs could swim-start a nuclear submarine
naomi schiff, lewis hamilton - battle of hairlines
>>158015394fat hand
>>158015365>What is NARB’s problem?Toto.
>>158015390>>158015396you guys are all sharing a Kardashian???
>best crowd everhe's backit's over for maxcvcks (until clown ferrari rob his win again)
>>158015403lol man hands
>Hamilton will win his 8th WDC while Kimi do a PS3Oh boy.....
>>158015365he's being raped by a 20 year old, his ego is destroyed
>hadjar might outscore piastri by the end of the yearhow does this make you feel
>>158015396we should kiss him
>>158015394
>>158015331THE GOAT IS BACK
We are so back
>>158015394shes fat and ugly now... would not banglazy bitch not working off her pregnancy kilos
>>158015413you would need to kill both russel and kimi for that to happen, plus ferrari would still fuck it up
Mclel 6-7
>>158015390make a video where you look like this
>>158015409we share everything
BEST CROWD BEST FACTORYBEST FANS
>>158015434where
alvin chong is too cute
>>158015429Why hasn't someone told him to keep this look yet? The short beard takes attention away from whatever the fuck those lips are
>Ein volk>Ein reich>Ein jar
>maks pole>narb humilation at the endthis could not have gone any better
>>158015440kek
aston, best ca on degragation, malasia, high degradation will be at least 2 stops, aston might be able to do it in 1 fewer stop
>>158015429i dont look like thisi have this beardgay cunt
>>158015434hi pole-anon, are you a good plumber? i need help on this matter and i can pay you with high quality crack
>toto, what happened there?>we just don't knowmercedes is finished
>>158015440Izack noooo
>>158015439you calm down br*t>>158015449and you calm down too esti
>>158015449sooo, no beard at all
>>158015456u fackin wot m8 i'll knock your fackin block off
>hamilton leading first stint>ferrari will invent some bullshit to fuck him overwhat will it be? not pitting under safety car, just to pit 5 laps later? pitting him into traffic full of medium/hard starters you can't overtake since they are all in an overtake train?
>>158015440izack would never treat him the way the glassjar did, he is gentle
>we know the update works just not in this track>dude says while they only tested the update once and in that very trackdid i hear that right? is toto high or what
>>158015469hamilton is literally complete and utter shit, bro
>>158015464yes i am single
naomi said narg exposed himself!
praying for a great satan canada update style botch
>>158015447i admire your determination to always immediately making up shit to be delusionally hopeful about
>>158015480same
>>158015484she's not allowed to say anything
>yfw you realize ferrari could qualify on pole by 1sec with prime lewis/max driving and they would still find a way to throw the winnuke italy
>>158015474remember zero pods and their missing 70 points of downforce?
>>158015485need a 2022 simulator/wind tunnel fuck up so it spills to next year
He's out.
>>158015495yes, they need to fuck up like that again
>>158015490enjoy the little thing in life, no big things to enjoy anymore
literacy on this board is no longer required
>toto>very honestlollmao
>>158015497why he doesn't have a drill?also. just knock the door handle.that's how i did it. but mine is poor people. the door knob is made of brass. i don't know if his is made of titanium.
>>158015493better career than jüri vips
>>158015527just kick the door around the handle, something will eventually give up
>>158015527I doubt that door knob is any good with how trash the rest of the door is
>Amx and Hamilton go on a road trip together>share a front row right afterthe 2021 energy is still strong
>>158015510>no big things to enjoy anymore>what is ornithologyas they say on teh interwebz, go touch grassif it still grows in your country
>>158015527no its because max is a retarded cumskin
>>158015535no. that would damage the door jams. i would like to use the door again.
Russell said 6 or 7 seconds slower lap times than previous times we’ve raced here xD
>>158015535>destroy the frame instead of the doorgreat idea
>Max vs LewisKino incoming
>>158015549they crash and then bortoleto sweeps in and takes the lead and wins
>>158015545>>158015548i want to open the door idc if the door breaks
>>158015547>>158015428/f1/ zooms harder than f1
all /f1/ needs to activate is a race war between max and poopis.
>>158015544>cumskinMax is amphibian
>>158015559yes
>>158015559a gay frog?
>>158015547What is Toto cooking?
>>158015543birds?fuckkkk do you have the alonso killing 2 birds in the indy 500?
did /f1/ see this
>Max wins>Thread is aliveSee? See what we've been missing?
>>158015541>Kimi in P4Truly prophetic...
>>158015579I've said this multiple times
Destroying the frame means a more expensive (not that it would matter to amx) and more time consuming repairDestroying the handle doesn't guarantee that the lock will disengage, especially if it has a deadbolt (which it seems like it might)Destroying the door means he can open it without either of those issues and easily buy a new door while just swapping the lock/handle mechanismNone of you broke ass niggas own a home or do any repair and it shows.
>>158015331>VER HAM HAD>HADNot so fast
>>158015576MIGGU :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>158015593you're not allowed to do this
>>158015587posicion para fernando!!!!¡¡
>>158015599sorry but all the other anons are too preoccupied making gay fanfictions about max, i dont get it because leclerc is hotter
>>158015558All that /f1/ needs is le AMD AMX winning. That's it.
>>158015587Completely forgot he had that penalty>>158015601I think it's only a 5 place grid drop
>>158015574no but last weekend i noticed a super rare osprey
>>158015618you need to calm down
APOLOGIZE
>>158015618pozzed?
>>158015601kwabjar only has a 5 place pen
>>158015624>title charge starts n-ACK
>>158015631Trust the plan.
>>158015631liam lawson is technically still in contention btw
>>158015621>>158015629He was joking :|
>>158015626i'm a girl
>>158015621>>158015629ok>>158015622good for you, where im from we have an invaside species that is displaying the natives, there is a huge nest right next to my house, and they make a lot of noise in the morning, but i cant kill them, ilegal, fun not allowed>>158015639no, i thought he would have a 10 grid penal like all the others
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>>158015647>girl (with penis)
>kwabmilton is about equal to ruslel>that means shartonelli would win pole by about one full second in the ferrarifucking grim; norris is right that most of these shitters don't belong in f1
>>158015657i'm a boy with a vagina, girls and feminine things are yucky but i cant help being a leclerc fangirl
>>158015344hamilton is a coward now, he won't attack and he won't defend
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
>>158015624never
>>158015651>we have an invaside species that is displaying the nativesgiant asian hornets?you need some honey buzzards
>>158015702Feeling the heat wachedoubter?
>>158015651>>158015708
>>158015712>wachedoubterthat french hack deserves nothing less than a beheading #wacheout
>>158015725>beheading*guillotining
>here's how ferrari can still win
what happened to hvlk?
>pole time 5 seconds slower than 2017>2 seconds slower than 2004>as fast as 2001they need to go back to proper HP ratings
>>158015760lockups
NAHH MAX P1 AND LEWIS RIGHT THERE?! 2021 is back, tomorrow is literal cinema fr!!
>>158015708no, birds, cotorras argentinas
Post yfw Max got pole by miles
>>158015763>hp
>>158015808>
>>158015826wow, hamilton is literally complete and utter shit...
>>158015833who do you dicksuck?
>cheatcedes brought downgradesall smiles
>>158015808who is miles?
>>158015840they will just bolt the old bits back on and the car is 1.5sec faster than the rest of the grid again next race
>>158015760Practice sessions have been too early for me to catch, what has the race pace looked like for Max, the Ferrari's and Kimi?
>>158015734I survived that
>>158015647
>>158015892I already saved this one.
>>158015868Everyone collectively
https://www.twitch.tv/playstationhttps://www.twitch.tv/playstationhttps://www.twitch.tv/playstation
>>158015924Why are they racing on PS3?
>>158015868>dicksucking abdul-era maxi hope i never sink that low
>Toto Wolff just said on Sky Germany that they need to do their homeworks, they hoped the upgrade would make them faster but it seems like it made them slower.>They are now much slower on the straights and do not gain in the corners.>He said they are a puzzled by the upgrade going this wrong.
>>158015902thanks
>>158015940Looks like it was taken in rashawas it taken in rasha?
>>158015937>Upgrades make you go slower>Take them off>???>Profit
>Kimi luck shitted his way to p3 again Lol
>>158015945how should I know, I just steal pics others post
>>158015958You ever imagine the racing career implications for Sophia if she got knocked up?
amx
>>158015958TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
no you will not have the water
>>158015977Racing career?
>>158015808
>>158015902here's another (you)
>>158016013how will him changing to #3 curse him this time?
>>158015647lmfao, stop lying. tits or gtfo
>>158015647ta qifsha ropt e shpis
>>158016047Asians are usually pretty clean>Not our event>Not our problemkekaroooo
>>158016155Bahrainian jannies will not clean it up
>>158016155>>158016047i would carry my empty water bottle home.i'm not some savage barbarians.
>>158016108god bless
>i missed vergoats pole in the 4th fastest car
Does Malaysia have cute ladyboys
>>158016231dont worry, it was pure shit, bro
>>158016231>4th fastest carLiterally how? Hadjar was P3
>>158016340in the 4th fastest car
>>158016231>>158016342>4th fastest car
>>158016340Hadjar shat on Antonelli, Leclerc, Norris, Piastri and Russell bro
>>158016340>i missed hadjgoats 3rd in the 4th fastest car
>>158016340nuh uh
If they get bombed by Iran, not our problem!
>>158016384A small price to pay for some of the best webms /sp/ would ever have.
>>158016384I have just received news that there are secret military bases next to both tracks. Hopefully the IRGC doesn't hear about this
>>158016384>i'll not be attending myself, of course
>>158016384any volunteers to get strapped to the missiles that will be fired at the mercedes garage?
>>158016384Assurances from their master Isr*el, of course. I guess they're going to set up more Iron Domes for them.
>>158016415>>158016435You don't say...
>>158016384>If they get bombed by Iran, not our problem!They’re not israel so no fear
>>158016384Israel loves a good "terrorist attack"
>>158016473dubai was getting droned a few months ago though
>>158016499I know just who to call.
>inb4 we get the Mossad Tel Aviv Grand Prix 2031
>>158016384hopefully they'll target all anglo pilots
>>158016499they just gay opped one last week with a Dubai plane as a warm up
>>158015937Well if they fucked it with these upgrades it’ll probably mean they set themselves back with next years car also, lucky to have built up the lead they have but now we know the season is going to be longer there is a genuine chance they could fumble the constructors at least, maybe even the drivers if antonelli has a Piastri disasterclass.I think Red Bull and McLaren are going to be very strong next year if Merc goes down the wrong upgrade path.Ferrari probably need a whole new engine concept so they will continue to be mid, Honda will be either Quite good or terraburu.
>High chance Max wins his 5th next year
>>158015331>pole>clearly dutch
>>158016627>Sakhalinian humor
>>158016655toto's frozen cum btw
>>158016611Alpine surge will happen
>>158016665No.........
>>158016708yes :)
one off weekend for cheatcedes means absolutely nothing btw
>>158015717kek
alonso points tomorrow if i get a 9
>>158016736trvke
>>158016741And an "off weekend" that still has them qualifying P4
>>158016754somehow antonelli will win or finish P2.
/biz/ idea: grid gooners
>>158016736>>1582016754it is a "getting off with ladyboys" weekend for the team they have been waiting for this for years
shit i just sent a (you) years many into the future, i am so ahead of time unreal
>>158016384>IF THEY DIE, THEY DIEuhm, based?
>>158016788I don't think this site will be around to give that (you)
https://youtu.be/HybR8WNEfik?si=8L_0idk9dG5N-_TRit's up!
MY FUARKING HEROES
>>158016384God I genuinely do hope Iran sends missiles their way and people die. It would be the only way we would finally get rid of those fucking desert races.
>guy /f1 likes gets pole>t-these regulations are good actually!!!every time
>>158016851show one post that said anything good about the regs since amx got the pole
>>158016788this happens if you don't>calm down
>>158016841Who are you kidding? They cancelled the Russian race because of them attacking Ukraine but haven't even floated cancelling the 3 races in the states after they attacked Iran, and they were happy to return to Saudi Arabia literally the very next year even though the Saudi's actively held their passports hostage after they were worried about the fucking drone strikes ~20km away.>>158016851Nah they still suck shit, just happy to see any engine other than a merc take pole.Doubly happy to see ToTo's cumsock not on the front row.
>>158016870go haka about it
>>158016851I miss /f1/ when people wanted Netherlands to drown just because of Verstappen.
>>158016851>>158016902who do you root for?
>>158016889settle down ok>>158016902whenever limburg gets flooded it's because germany is drowning
>>158016862here you go >>158016851
>>158016871>Who are you kidding? They cancelled the Russian race because of them attacking Ukraine but haven't even floated cancelling the 3 races in the states after they attacked Iran, and they were happy to return to Saudi Arabia literally the very next year even though the Saudi's actively held their passports hostage after they were worried about the fucking drone strikes ~20km away.its all about appearances. The entire world was on ukraines side, so obviously they wouldnt go to russia, because itd cause a giant shitstorm. Theyre happy to go to the states despite them attacking iran because america has been doing oil wars since forever, and its propaganda is so strong still that everyone thinks "yeah sure whatever". The saudi thing was fucked though. Again, thats why im hoping iran kills someone there, because missiles 20km away from the track is one thing, the track genuinely being attacked and someone dying is another.
>>158016384Yeah next year's race will be in gaza strip.
>>158016926>Again, thats why im hoping iran kills someone there, because missiles 20km away from the track is one thing, the track genuinely being attacked and someone dying is another.After the stunt they pulled in Saudi Arabia, no, I genuinely believe Iran could slam a missile into the grandstands LM55 style and within 1 or 2 years F1 would have their plane tickets booked.
>MotoGP at 7:00>F1 at 9:00morning races, best races
>>158016919you're a gay homosexual faggot
>>158016944>another flat parking lot racegrim
>>158016946theres limits to everything, even if they go back after missiles get shot to the track, there will be 0 fans showing up to the races because they dont want to die.
>>158015937Its funny that Merc's aero development side is as bad as its engine department is good.
>>158016384Crofty>"Hello to those joining us on Sky Main Event, currently we are under red flag while the marshals clear up the track after an incident involving Charles Leclerc"Brundle>"Yeah, poor old Charlie Leclerc, I think Bernie has a replay for us at race control"Bernie>"So yes Martin, as you can see, Leclerc was going down the pit straight and if we slow it down, you can see in the corner of the screen, the Iranian drone coming in and...yeah, there, makes direct contact, and from my time at Aston Martin, you just can't do anything about that, he would have been incinerated before he could take action"Crofty>"Thank you Bernie, though, right, i do wonder, could he have maybe taken action to avoid it, does make you think if Sir Lews Hamilton would have, surely the Ferari pit wall could have alerted him to it"Brundle>"Yeah..well its just one of those things, part of racing...I have just seen that yound Estaban Ocon has been given a 10 second time penalty for the incident, fair penalty i think">Crofty>oh looks like the marshels have cleared the tack and we have a restart time of 16:54 local time and i think Ted has something for us in the pit lane"Kravitz"So yes Crofty, the drivers are heading back to their cars, now the biggest loser was Lando Norris, after he pitted two laps before the red flag, of course his front left was hit by a bullet from an Iranian raiding party, who you will be happy to know, were captured and are bring tourtured by security forces for information, now, i did get a quick word with the world champion, lets see what he has to say"Lando>"Yeah, like its so un fair, like not my fault, you shouldn't be able to change tires under a red, lile not fair, ik that Max, like dodged an RPG and then picked off a suicide bomber with his F.I.A issued hand gun, but that was like just luck, not skill">Kravitz>"thats it from me, it going green in a few miniutes"F1 social media>*makes a video of the drone with a quali timing graphic*
>>158016994upvoted
youtube has been trying to force this fuck ass streamer forsen down my throat. Everytime i click not interested on it, one of his vids or stream highlights come back a day later. I hate streamers so fucking much, they should all die. /f1/ related because >>158016982 these faggots matt and tommy should be thrown into a bronze bull.>>158016994jej
>>158016994lel
>>158017006>youtube has been trying to force this fuck ass streamer forsen down my throat.This but with Jerma for me
>>158016994terrible br*toid cancer
>>158017055Mean!
>>158017055Why so hostile bwo?
>>158017063>>158017067oh wellsorry to hurt your feelings
>>158017035say what you will about jerma, but from what little ive seen of him, he actually seems to have a personality. Compare that with other streamers where i could take some random dude from the street to replace him with and the streams would look exactly the same, then its no surprise any retard tries to have a streaming career nowadays. God I hate streamers>>158017055a britoid makes the first funny post in years and you hate it
>>158017081I don't dislike the guy, I just don't find him funny and I don't understand why it keeps doing it.It got so bad I actually started choosing "don't recommend channel" so it would completely hide videos from uploaders that had more than 1 vid, and even that hasn't completely stopped it.What's more strange is that I don't watch any streamers at all, no clip channels, nothing.
>>158017093Toto is so lucky
>>158017093already posted >>158016655fingol >>158017106you calm down
>>158017110>no edd cloudfake picture
>>158016994
>>158017101me 2
>>158017137That pic looks like it was taken in mijami
>>158017150that is correct
AMX pole?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgd3ioMnlLk
>>158017209classic
Kimi no aiba ga zukyun dokyun hashirideshi
>>158016953>flatthey will build a giant jewish gazebo with gondolas and a monorail for the billionaires, dont worry.
what do we think about the 2030 V8 regs?
>>158017436They'll find some way to ruin it>rev limit of 6000 so they don't burn too much fuel
>>158017358>monorailIs there a chance the track could bend?
36 yo
>>158016994lmao
>>15801759319yo in vegan years
>>158015631russell is just a worse bottass
>>158017055555
>>158017074Somebody had to say it. Never apologize for telling the truth.
if this race is a slurper, what are we jerking it to?
>there are people who think prime alonso wasn't better than prime max
>>158017805>russell beats hamilton>hamilton beats bottas>checo beats bottas>max beats checowhat does this say about hamilton but that he is a complete and total fraud
Havent watched any races this season except the first two. Worth following it again?
>>158017907fuck no
>>158016825
>>158017831Ladyboys
>>158017817>>158017823thank you belgianbut i only apologised for any hurt feelings, not for the sentiment. that's still and forever true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7iVFMM0XQAI just want these fucking electric boats to sound good, that's all I'm asking at this point
>casually putting out your shitbox while cars race past at 200mph next to youAIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE RED FLAG SAMA TASUKETEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>158018678no safety carno red flagsomeone could literally diedor gotten smoke/co2 in their eyei hope people got fired for this.
watching quali dont spoil it
>>158018815someone sits on a pole at the end or something
>>158018815this retarded faggot needs to be kicked out of f1
>>158018941
>>158018815jesus christ dude everyday i pray to God that eye infection of yours finally kills you in your sleep, kill yourself
>>158019317
>>158019339it needed to be said. don't take it personally.
>>158019394
>>158017289His daddy does with him every day just like someone is using this sockpuppet uma
Lewis can't stop impeding
is kimi the new max?
>mercedes and their customers are getting raped on their 'home' racehaha yes
is m4x the new gimi?
is gimi the new gimi?
sophia is the new wife
>>158019317ive been thinking about this and its really uncalled for and i think you should apologize to me
>>158019310where is taco the foid is there where is the rat
>>158019897kiss my boot edomite
>>158019940g'day esti
are all middle easterners insane?
>>158019897the things i would call you right have not been written down in a dictionary yet, be glad its race week and i dont want to catch a 3 day holiday from the triggerhappy jannies
>>158019969the cut ones
>>158019989i didnt even do anything :(
>>158019996so yes then
>angry austrianoh no
>>158020394>me getting pozzed in the head
>>158020394you know >>158017093 >>158016655
>>158019924not sure what you meant by this strokepost but the dogs are not in SEA
>>158020437fek
>>158020449>the dogs are not in SEAfor reasons....
>>158020473yes both dog owners are preggo at the same time
>>158020513>ww>gets a dog>gets pregante>x2sus
>>158019924Punctuation, please.
His smile and optimism... restored.
i love when people talk about sustainability in f1 and then a driver will post a selfie of 3 drivers in a private plane on the way home
F1TARDS is still hallucinating themselves LMAOSIr lewis WILL WIN
>>158020455the other austrian was right
>>158020730
keep bullying jamaican flag poster
>>158020589hoping he push the n off track tomorrow
Ford on pole.
>>158020814no it's not
this season would be better if we could ctrl + delete the first 6 races which merc and especially antonelli did not deserve to win
>>158020871might as well delete mercedes altogether
AND SIR LEWIS HAMILTON WON THE SEPANG GRAND PRIX !!!!!!
SIR LEWIS SIR LEWIS SIR LEWIS SIR LEWIS SIR LEWIS SIR LEWIS SIR LEWIS SIR LEWIS SIR LEWIS SIR LEWIS SIR LEWIS SIR LEWIS
>>158020914Actually he wasn't knighted yet when he won in 2014 so that's a bit anachronistic.
>>158020898a 'good' austrian postkeep it up!
>>158021042malaysian girls born in 2014 have periods now and can marry
when people talk about german engineering in cars what they really mean is austrian-hungarian engineering
>>158020513you should have shot your shot back when i told you to go for it, you had a real chance think about it yourself you could be about to become a father now you could be a happy man instead of posting here every day
>>158020914>posts a 2nd place trophyexcellent post, keep it up
>>158017872well you have to reconcile how prime alonso got gaped by rookie hamilshit then
>>158021407exactly this peak automobile
>>158021698
>>158021698what else are the voices telling you
>>158021875alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>>158021875its math
>>1580216982007 was nowhere near alonso's prime
>>158021908>both drivers lost WDC because ron dennis's grudge against alonso>who then goes to retire from the scene entirelykekaroo
>>158021410yeah no I told you I don't go after people who are less than 18 cm from the stem
>>1580219242005 and 2006 when he beat michael and gimi in a close championship and then 2007 when he got gaped by lewis wasn't his prime?>>158021955if your argument is that the mclaren was the fastest car so anyone could do well in it, that just makes alonso a car merchant and was never good, so it's up to you which path you want to go, but he still got gaped by rookie lewis in>EQUAL MACHINERY
everyone being mean to me today
>>1580216981. 07 wasnt alonso in his prime2. alonso had different tyre supliers after leaving renault to mclaren, which needs you to heavily change your driving style. Its why he, as well as schumacher at mercedes struggled, because they hated the tyres.3. he got sabotaged by his own team. Its the first, and only time in history a team lodged a complaint to the stewards against their own driver. not even red bull did that when checo purposefully crashed in monaco
>>158022199and hamilton who was racing in GP2 at the time didn't have to change his driving style? this is just pathetic cope at this point
>>158022014>2005 and 2006 when he beat michael and gimi in a close championship and then 2007 when he got gaped by lewis wasn't his prime?alonsos prime was in 2010 to 18(but everyone only talks about his ferrari years because thats where he was in a competitive car). He dragged a car that was what, p4 in wcc to fight for the wdc. Compare that to hamilton who couldnt do that in last years ferrari, or in any ground effect merc.>if your argument is that the mclaren was the fastest car so anyone could do well in it, that just makes alonso a car merchant and was never good, so it's up to you which path you want to go, but he still got gaped by rookie lewis in>EQUAL MACHINERYthen hamilton is an even bigger fraud and car merchant, because he drove 11 wcc cars, but only won 7 wdcs.>>158022223hamilton had literally an entire seasons race distance worth of pre season testing in the mclaren
>>158022223they're both shit and amx is the goat, there we go, debate settled
>>158022263Obviously but the finnish moron >>158017872 somehow thinks alonso > hamilton > max even though, once again rookie hamilton gaped alonso in his prime in equal machinerybut obviously, max > hamilton
>P4>P8Mercedessisters...
>>158022263>they're both shitagreed>amx is the goatabdul-era max is pure shit
>>158022294whole team was competing against alonso and still it was close, there was no gaping, this is a casual take.
>>158022179be mean back
>>158022336yo jeetfag, who in your opinion are actually good drivers?
>>158022380unable
>>158022411t. ricciardo of /f1/
>>158022014yes, ron dennis literally fought alonso so hard out of personal spite that he cost his personal protege his rigged WDCKEKAROO
>>158022014>2005 and 2006 when he beat michael and gimi in a close championship and then 2007 when he got gaped by lewis wasn't his prime?you mean the years when the tyre regs changed to favour his team? yeahaustria-anon already told you what his prime years were but nobody noticed because he was driving a shitbox car and yet still managed to pull off relatively incredible results time and time again
>>158022294this take brought to you by youtube comment section
>>158022447wrongthese wrists dont slip
>>158022336wasn't talking to you, paki dog
>>158022223bridgestone supplied the tyres to both GP2 in 2005/6 and F1 in 2007 and it's far easier to go from a slower car to a faster car with the same tyres than it is to go from a fast car to another fast car with totally different tyre constructionpeople who have no clue about tyre development have absolutely no idea how much of an advantage lewis had in this regard
leo (free from the collar)
>>158022464>>158022528why'd he start strong and then have to change his driving style? this doesn't really pass scrutiny
>>158022544>44checked, lmfaoand now he sleeps in an even bigger bed than rosberg with the town bicycle>>158022528i wasnt even born back when the tyre wars were going on(thank fuck i was born when schumi got his last title), i wonder how they were back then>>1580225631. the mclaren was still the fastest car2. mclaren started sabotaging alonso
According to my PSN profile, the last time F1 raced in Malaysia I was playing Yakuza 6 on PS4
>>158022563if you look at alonso's approach to the first two races, you'll see that he used his better racecraft and experience to give himself advantages in qualy and in the races. dennis didn't like that and the pressure from the team on alonso only grew from thereif you look at alonso's season results in thirds, you can clearly see that there's: first excitement, disenchantment, acceptance and improvement; he generally improves later in the season even as he's getting close to being given the boot and if you've listened to any driver talk about the threat of something like that looming over them, you'll realise how massive of a chunk it takes away from a driver's focus on racingthe only real disadvantage lewis had was his inexperience and it showed
>>158022898on the one hand, im glad he won in 2007on the other, i wish schumacher was still ferraris last champion, so they can think about their actions of dropping him
>>158022898
>>158022957got it, ok. so despite having different tires he didn't have to change his driving style until the 3rd race and despite being in f1 for 6 years he wasn't in his prime but rookie hamilton was so it was expected hamilton would do better because he was in his prime and alonso wouldn't reach his until 2010and also everyone in the world wanted to keep alonso from winning for reasons on top of him having to change his driving style starting on the 3rd race
>>158023071ah, so you're retarded
>>158023071you know you can just send a message to lewis on insta if you want to suck his dick so bad
>>158023385lewis likes to suck dick, not the other way around
>>158022533has he been granted his 40 acres and a mule?
>>158023385I don't, I just want to settle whether or not >>158017872>there are people who think prime alonso wasn't better than prime maxis actually true and prime alonso was better than prime max. but we can't even reconcile how prime alonso got fucking gaped by rookie lewis using a coherent line of thinking. So if you are just going to troll me and not contribute to the discussion that's totally not cool
>>158023444False. He's straight, but wishes that he wanted to suck dick. It's a weird position to be in.
>>158023444check'd, but as you can see that doesn't stop people from trying
>>158022964well they can think about what they did to him in 2008 and 2009 before massa got spring'd. they threw 2008 because of politics, and could have possibly done something in 2009 for the same reason. ferrari were very lucky that museo was as good as he was, because they never should have even thought about shafting gimi
borgers are imminent
alonsoshitters are trying to squeeze what they can out of his ferrari era before poowey's reputation drops too low
>>158023596guess what else is immediate from this image
>>158022697My mom looks so beautiful here!
>>158023723wardrobe malfunction
>>158023723uffff
>>158023723a massive fart
palou bros... we lostand about 07, the only time in the history oif the "sport" were a team tried to get a penal for one of its drivers, and the only time in the history of the "sport" that the federation had to put people to ensure that one team wasnt trying to kill one of its drivers
>>158022528the fact that alonso still equaled his teammate who had much more time to prepare, and who also had to fight his team, AND who later claimed it was the worst season he ever did is impressive is pretty shocking. it would be like wobbler somehow managing to equal vettel despite vettel being extremely in tune with the pirellis and the team actively favoring vettel.>>158022957>you'll realise how massive of a chunk it takes away from a driver's focus on racingyep, this guy had to literally appear at court during the seasonit would be like webber winning WDC, without vettel constantly fucking up
why is this freak still spam quoting my 6 hour old post when my last reply to him was 2.5 hours ago
>>158023723this retard chuck is about to loose those extra 3 tenths during qualifying jesus christ
>>158024023she is already with baby, he cant put another inside
>>158023777why don't you get involved in the alonso discussion
>>158024303im late, just got home just in time to see palou shitting up big timeso i dont want to restart the conversation if you guys already are done, plus is a debate that we had before so its a bit sterile
>>158024392you're not supposed to notice the loop
this that good shitB E E Fcherry tomatshrettuceslice of americant slice of jew pickle bit of that coles lawbutter. toasted.fat hit of that yellow mustardcertified deli shoes produced under license f1 related because we have VIDEO PROOF of ollie eating food
>>158024820>jamaica actually posting his fooddid NOT expect that
>>158024874bahrlaysia weekend is full of shockers
>>158023723Hey, that's the shitty new apartment complex they built in Monaco!
>>158025417>your smile>p1i hate these people
>>158024297no double stack?
>>158025498being good looking is like a cheat code
>>158025561i hate cheaters
>>158025498>>158025561>>158025620It's chuck lecuck they're referring to, they're just being realistic.
how was max's pole lap more than 5 seconds slower than the 2017 pole at sepang?is he fully washed?
>>158025899its fucking sustainable, chud
If Max wins it’ll ruin my weekendThis cannot happen
>>158026052don't worry Max will win and Lula will lose, so you can finally kill yourself
Wrong leaf
didn't ask
>>158025899he took a 5-second break during his lap for dicksucking abduls
>max poles that max won at last when the only other previous winner on the field is hamilton (Alonso doesn't count because he's in an asston shartin)
>>158026316Max poles at track that max won at last*
>>158026316>max poles that max won at last
>>158026316>i shitted up the team, it doesn't countmost accountable medshitter
>>158026259what's up with you fags always trying to shoehorn your degenerate fetishes into everything?
>>158026421I corrected myself immediately.
>>158026911
>formula e gen 4 cars will be faster than f1 cars in the rain because of "typhoon" tyres, abs, traction control and 4 wheel drive
>>158027091Typhoon tyres is a cool termMuch better than superclipping or macarena wing
>>158027091Modern Formula 1 is a jewish humiliation ritual.
>>158027091Bullshit, I'll believe it when I see it.People were saying FE would be as fast as F1 at tracks like Monaco this year and it wasn't even close
>>158027242that's just what they've been saying
Last time F1 was that slow (in any weather conditions) was 1979 btw
Ok, i got so drunk and high i forgot to shitpost here yesterday.I am still dru n and high.Fuck you, george russell.You arrogsnz estavlishment prick wanker.
>>158027732>i forgot to shitpost here yesterdaywrong
>>158027779Those postsvare 4 minutes apart. I easnt even druk yetIbisef to liek your coubtry but you chabged, man.
>didn't get cut during the abdul era>didn't get pozzed in the head during the globohomo era
>>158027825That's a great deal of drinking then.
super Max!
>No rainKimiWinsLol
Aight, imma get me some 5 hours of sleep before what I hope will be kino
>>158029963imma stay lit and watch it tomorrow like a working adult
>>158027825you gotta push through the druk to be able to type againive been off my ass for 3 weeks i think and the vision does come back just put in the quali laps to the end
>>158027242r dan spotted
question: Do i stay up and keep awake for the race or do i try and catch 4.5h of sleep without the guarantee that i will actually wake up for the race
>>1580302935 hours to force yourself up is pretty tough, id rather get sleep and when it gets to an hour before the race start setting alarms.
luxie cannot sustain drukpostingkwab
>>158015331ess pee, remember: We have singaPOOR sprint next weekend
>>158030293Just set a load of alarms around race time and put your phone somewhere where you can't unconsciously reach for it and turn it off
>>158030924>>158030327fuck it, im going to sleep. Please do post your best porn in case im not here during the race
>>158031178>Please do post your best porn in case im not here during the racejawohlo7
>mfw race starts at 4am
Why you people sleep ? Its only 10am
NORANTHAMVER dnf
Nuke br-ACKley
yuro cassies can't handle schizo hour races
HWL soon :)
>>158031735its just a 2am race, I'm already sipping wine in preparation for vroom vroom
>1am race hereHell yeah that’s depression hour but also comfy
I like early morning races, going to take a long lunch and watch it at work
Hulk's wife looks like she's doing promo shots for GTA 6
Never mind what im saying. Skies starting to get dark.
>>15803278310/10 would snort coke with in a san fran penthouse with
>max on pole>chance of rain during the raceCam on amx, win a facking race!
>3 AM race>watching SNL>getting sleepyup all night bros...I don't feel so good
>rain forecasted for this afternoonLET'S GOOOOOOOOO
>>158033619>>watching SNL
>>158033630>>158033536Rainmad amx cannot be stopped
>>158033633it's ok; he's pozzed in the head
>>158033619>watching snlI guess you started paying attention to f1 because of dts, considering that you're gay and retarded.
>>158033630>>158033665>>158033536NOTHINGEVERHAPPENS
>>158033665I live 40 km northwest from Sepang and it literally just started raining and the sky is dark as hell. Pray to whatever god you believe in that it will last until the race.
>>158033665Rain better show up IDK how many I can hear Crofty saying rain in 15 mins for the whole race lol
>>158029080>>158033148>>158033697>SEA weather be like:
>Its rainingTHE RAINMASTER SIR LEWIS WILL WIN !!!!!!!
they should be having a f2 race right now
>>158033991The arabgods need a sacrificeThe F2 kids will be the sacrifice
just woke up from a nap
>>158034127I'd sacrifice every f2 driver for something to watch right now
merc niggas looking FRESH
>>158034235What is it with TvTv and his inflation fetish?
>>158034235Colapinto recognizes that arm gesture
>>158027091>the cars will be faster because they drive themselves Great, power deployment in F1 being algorithm based is clearly not enough.
My body clock is fucked.No matter what, i can't seem sleep more than 6 hours nowadays. I need to sleep in two batches to feel refreshed.
>>158034336have you tried turning it off and back on?
>>158033697Please post a picture of the raining area (dont doxx yourself during that)
whens the FUCKEN vroooooom- *clip* bbbbbbrrrrrrr- on?
>>158033991not shown on F1tv
Reminder to always hug a migger
>>158034494Based, migger lovers unite
>>158032783would berry
>>158034494A migger appreciator? In this economy?
I'm tired. I'm going to sleep and wake up to see Max DNF
LMAO>Due to adverse weather conditions, the start of the race has been delayed. Further information will follow.
>>158034560Yep, I'm going to bed lol
>>158034560this cant be real.. has f1 really become a pussy party?
>handing out (You)s for a post that doesn't even have a sourceshameful
>>158034560@grok is this real?
>158034560Nice try
>>158034560There's no walls to crash into, why can't they race?
>>158016529GHOSTBUSTERS!
>>158034560dead sportyoui cant be real
>>158034591(2016)
>>158034560
When will F1 host a race in Tel Aviv?
What happened to you, /f1/. You used to be somebody I could trust
>>158034600I can't be bothered to make the edit but just imagine the pic of that dying girl in the hospital turned into a wojak with the "it's over" text a bit like this
>>158034609there are already 3 races in tel aviv
>>158034630Whats the best race in tel aviv?
>>158034653fellow white
>>158034653[redacted]
>>158017872>Alonso vs. Schumi in '05/'06>has come close but hasn't won since>AMX vs Nigger Schumi in '21>four time champion but only because Merc shat the bed after AD21Both are impressive but I have to agree with you on this one.
>>158034609The kind of "fans" who would drop F1 for having a Tel Aviv race is exactly the kind of fans we want to get rid of
>>158034560FUUUUUUUUUUUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
vroom vroomgood morning
>>158034684
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT GETTING THIS NIGGER OUT ON A SCOOTER WAS A GOOD IDEA LMAO F1 IS SO KEKD
>Weed car for Stroll
ATTENNTION WE HAVE RAIN THAT MEANS PUSSY RACE MODE ACTIVATED
>comfy morning race>rest of Sunday free for real life stuff>noticeably low numbers of retarded north americans in the threaddamn, life is goo->ran out of coffee
Yep it's an afternoon in Sepang
>bahrain>it rains
PROPER FUCKING RAIN
Why y'all excited for rain? Its annoying
seriously though what happened to buscombewhy does she look like a crack addict
>>158034740go to church, they usually have coffee
>>158034738>tfw go back to sepang for the first time in almost a decade>turns into spa 2021
>>158034762
>>158034758She is / was a heavy drinker
>>158034762>Max gets his winI'm ok with this
>starts raining for two seconds>"we might have to delay the start"fuck i hate the britishhow did you cunts rule the world at any point?
>Max's first chance at a win this season>RAIN
>>158034758>buscombe>age 36holy shit, i thought she was 46.
>bahrain>it rainsits rainy season in SEA what did these niggers expect
>>158034777she was rootable ten years ago
haha yay
Please be Kino
>>158034762You only have a problem here if you decided to schedule the race close to before sunset and then the obligatory rain storm happens right at race start time and there's no time to delay it. Race start is schedule for 4 hours before sunset so it should be fine, the rain will probably be gone by then anyways it almost never lasts.
imagine marrying prime ruth and then having to wake up to THAT every morning.
>>158034773The Rainmaker will win this race.
Rain finally
>>158034756First time in my life I've seen rain
>inb4 rain stops and track dries before formation lap
Still a slick start
malaysia qtindonesia uggo
>>158034798hell yeah
>>158034815malaysians are muzzies though unfortunatelyactually indos are toowhat is wrong with those searatstoo much inbreeding around the equator
RED RED REDMASI DELAY THE START!!!!
>ATC - All around the worldholy KINO from the race DJ
>AT&T internet is shitting itself>the replacement router didn't get delivered despite them saying it arrivedGuess I can't watch Malaysia live tonight, I hope your guys have fun without me.
Its pouring
>>158034818I hope I get to see him wrestle live one day. The dude is a stamina beat.
crofty is such a weasel I hope someone comes along and cuts him up with a hatchet
lando in the silver autism box lololol
Its really pouring
>>158034830>>158034830>>158034830
Lashing down. There'll be no race today boys.
>>158034820It's also a weird kind of Islam where they often drink alcohol, wear funny hats like the ottomans did, and have a pathological hatred of Communism and the Chinese (did a bit of the old genocide to them).
>>158034841no it's not?
>>158034856I was talking about Indonesia
>>158034841I'd be very surprised if they're like that honestly. maybe hating chinks but the alcohol shit def not. all of the malaysian and other SEArat muslims I experienced were the exact type of same retarded faggots as the braindamaged middle eastern faggots. all touting the same retarded shit, all worshipping the pedophile and just as violent and stupidI think indonesia is even more conservative than malaysia as well
>>158034560NOOOO MY COMFY MORNING F1 VROOMSFUCKING JEWS
>>158034911>but the alcohol shit def not.No it's certainly not all, just a surprising number of them considering it has almost a 90% muslim population.They tried to ban it like 10 years ago and it didn't pass.The genocide part is 100% true, hundreds of thousands died.
>they know this track F1 cliché has surpassed football cliché
