Cinderella editionNRL>GRAND FINALSydney Roosters v Newcastle Knights7:30pm AEDST on Ch 9 and 9NowAccor Stadium1.46-2.80>Accor Stadium will be the epicentre of the rugby league universe for a colossal Sunday evening showdown, as the Sydney Roosters clash with the ultimate underdog story of the year, the Newcastle Knights. The Roosters booked their Grand Final berth in style with a 36-20 victory against the Dolphins in the Preliminary Final. Meanwhile, the Knights have been the undeniable story of the finals, securing a monumental 22-14 upset over the heavily favoured Panthers in a tense Preliminary Final encounter. Riding an incredible wave of momentum, they have strung together three crucial, do-or-die victories, defying all expectations to storm from the bottom half of the eight straight into the premiership decider. The Roosters have stuck with the same squad that accounted for the Dolphins in the preliminary final to secure their first Grand Final appearance since 2019. Mark Nawaqanitawase has 5 tries in his last 3 games and is looking to sign off his NRL stint in style as he returns to rugby union. The Knights will have to do it without hooker Phoenix Crossland, who was suspended following a curse induced hip-drop tackle on Nathan Cleary, resulting in a send off. In their most recent NRL meeting, the Roosters narrowly beat the Knights 23-22 at McDonald Jones Stadium. Earlier in the 2026 campaign, the Roosters also won 38-24. Overalll, the Roosters have dominated this fixture winning 37 out of 51 H2H matches played since 1998 and have won the last six. The Roosters will be eager to maintain their attacking dominance and will benefit from a wealth of grand final experience. The Knights, despite a gruelling run, have shown tremendous resolve and possess plenty of game-breakersRoosters 1-12 2.85Roosters 13+ 2.65Knights 1-12 3.70Knights 13+ 8.00Roosters -6.5 1.87 Knights +6.5 1.93previous thread >>157976168
NRLW>GRAND FINALSydney Roosters v Brisbane Broncos4:00pm AEDST on Ch9 and 9NowAccor Stadium2.47-2.75>The 2026 decider is a rematch of last year’s Grand Final, when Brisbane denied the previously undefeated Roosters with a late try. Sydney again enter the Grand Final unbeaten after claiming the minor premiership and have won six of their past seven against Brisbane. The defending-premier Broncos finished third at 8-3 before producing dominant finals wins over Newcastle and Gold Coast. Jayme Fressard is set to play for Sydney after overcoming a shoulder issue, while Brisbane are unchanged. The match will also be the final NRLW appearance for Broncos great Ali Brigginshaw and Roosters veterans Corban Baxter and Millie ElliottRoosters 1-12 2.65Roosters 13+ 2.60Broncos 1-12 3.90Broncos 13+ 7.75Roosters -7.5 1.90 Broncos +7.5 1.90
STATE CHAMPIONSHIP>FINALPenrith Panthers v Redcliffe Dolphins1:20pm AEDST on Ch9 and 9NowAccor Stadium>NSW Cup premiers Penrith meet Queensland’s Hostplus Cup premiers Redcliffe for the national State Championship. Penrith qualified with a dominant 36-6 Grand Final win over Newtown, while the Dolphins came from 12-0 down to beat minor premiers Sunshine Coast 28-18. Penrith have reshuffled their side, with Keahn Skipps coming in at five-eighth and Josh Ruxton starting at prop. Redcliffe receive a major boost with Trai Fuller returning at fullback after missing their Grand Final through suspension, while NRL-experienced Jake Averillo, Felise Kaufusi and Tevita Naufahu have also been named
UK SUPER LEAGUE>GRAND FINALWarrington Wolves v Wakefield Trinity4:00am AEDST on Fox and KayoOld Trafford, Manchester1.90-1.90>History is guaranteed at Old Trafford, with neither Warrington nor Wakefield having previously won the Super League Grand Final. Warrington finished third and reached the decider by eliminating defending premiers Hull KR before edging Leeds 14-12, while fourth-placed Wakefield beat Leigh before stunning minor premiers Wigan 33-6 in the semi-final. Trinity have won four of their past five meetings with Warrington, including 25-18 last month, although Warrington won their other meeting this season 27-16. Warrington are appearing in their fifth Grand Final after losing their previous four, while Wakefield are making their first appearanceWarrington 1-12 2.50Warrington 13+ 5.00Wakefield 1-12 2.70Wakefield 13+ 6.00Warrington -1.5 1.95 Wakefield +1.5 1.85
based you did well nuthreadbro xoxo loved your work this season and its been appreciated
>>158017434>they didn't bother paying some intern to paint3d some nrlw final poster and AI'd it insteadsays it all really
LIVE LIVE LIVE but they're just gonna talk shit for an hour I mean they're just walking down where they shot keeping up appearances boat scene but I mean 55 minutes bros GET HYPED
>>158017797I just cut n paste. But I’m consistent, so thank you for the nice words >>158017957I ripped it from a YouTube video
you do great work m8 and you're welcome <3
Yeah good stuff
I longa for ponga
omg am I gonna watch the pooper peague final with the /nrl/ family ITS HAPPENING :D
BIG FUCKING SAM SAS AUSTRALIA WINNER AND ALL AROUND BASED LAD AWWOOOOOOOOO
>big sam putting his trust in an 18 yr old pretty based if not risky
Tiffany Salmond
>>158018745this ain't only fans champ
pls give all ur energy to big sam
>>158018761well hello there
give your kitty kat a pat from the /nrl/ family <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE6ffjNDeEI
>>158018837GO WILDCATS!!
>the POOPER PEEAGUE ANTHEM FOR JERUSEALAM
born to stand made to kneel
*stands respectfully for the lads*
Kevin GODfield in the house
he's still doing marathons for robbo
I'm up lads
i'd fight him
Does Jai have a Kevin Sinfield in his life?
>MND is so prolific in rugbah leege that it made a sir and even teh pooper peegue dedicated their thing to it uhhh concussion bros...
>>158019101Pooper League's greatest halfback of all time died to that bastard of a disease m8 it'd be like if Jeff Robson got it over here
UP. THE. FUCKING. WOLVES. FUCK. THE. OTHER. PEEM.
>>158019084Cody Walker is one of his best friends
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Based family
big sam looks like he'd easily rip the entire opposition in half by himself if given the chance I hope his peem feels the same way
WHO is the dude with the colourful hair
if I joined the military and some faggots asked me to take a knee for some sport shit I'd be dishonourably discharged quick smart
THEY BETTER BE FUCKING WOLVES OUT THERE NOT FUCKING CHIWAHAHAS
>4:00am kickoff
Anyone got a stream? up the trin
>>158019244https://rugbybox.me/rugby-league-streams
early days but poosters big pack are holding back the smaller wolves pack
>poofield not even trying to compete for the high ball that may be theri demise ref not withstanding
Lets get it started
REEEEEEEEEEEE
held up no try refs are retarded
GUY NAMED JOHNSTONE ACORES FIRST WE SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT COMING
is he related to the fall over line man?
>>158019332good call
hopoate's golden fingers saved teh try
ITS 2026 YOU FUCKS GET IT DONE
DRAG THE CUNT OFF
THE FIELD
>have to get married in 4 hours>no tries yet wtf vlandys
wolves bros they're like making 20 meters and then kicking the ball maybe 30 meters :(
WAKE UP WARRINGTON
WHAT A FUCKING FLICK
Uh oh
It's feeling like a very wild, catty day lads.>>158019393Is it Fox or Kayo? I keep getting it too.
>Losing to the 3rd Street Saints
2 Perth Bears in the Wakefield team lads
GET FUCKING DRAGGED OUT YOU CUNT
>>158019601Hell of a pass
WOLVER BROS...
its all wakey
Based
Bruh, Wakefield mean fucking business
Bit of Boost Mango Magic about that kick
UP THE TRIN
wake's attack isn't all that early but their big pack is trapping the wolves
da trin don't look strong enough to dominate the second half
Imagine how embarrassed Jack's dad, the greatest Pooper League play of all time who showed up to the game after running seven hundred marathons, would be if his son lost the game.
I have faith in big sam, he'll turn this around
SAM DON'T LOOK
Wire bros....
Wakefield just have too much energy
>>158019774FUCKING JINXED IT AAAAAAAAA
Wakefield absolutely peaking at the right time
Colourful man off the back fence!
shushing the crowd is bad luck to be honest
streams die or just me?
just you
big sams gonna need a huge half time team talk here
Wakefield showing the Knights that anything is possible
*sad awoos*
Ogre
Kek spazzington bros...
droppy to end it?
He really does look like his dad
What's the deal with the retarded cunt running around in the clown wig?
Winning is in the GODfield blood it's just that simple
its so fucking over
I don't see Wakefield imploding desu
Can't tell if Sam is furious, locked in, or if this is all part of the plan
fell asleep on my chair... wolve bross...
Gonna go fuck a black bird in wakey centre in celebration tonight MY BACKSHOTS SOUND LIKE BONGOOOOOS
Can't sleep, please bring it home, KP.
WOLVES ARE A 2ND HALF PEEM LETS FUCKING GOOOO
GET IT FUCKING DONE WOLVES
SEND HIM RED CARD
OFF OFF OFF
GAMES GONE
7 tries in the next 10 minutes FUCKING DO IT
The Australian refs have so much more aura, the ten fingers up is a lot more dramatic than pulling out a card
Niceee tactical sinbin
>Mitigation Where?
someone heem that clown fuck for the health of the game>in goal still 4 meters thick
why dont they bring rugby league to england, i think it would do ok even if rugby union is already here
These speccy British refs are even worse than the gay cunts we've got here
>>158020631They've gotta pick a new stadium for these big games. Pretty sure Man U is going to knock it down and build a new one anyway
fucking ref cunt, should get fined 10k for such an egregious call
Blood atrocious on field call
>>158020640They should bring it to France too
GO WIDE USE THE MAN ADVANTAGE
COME FUCKING BACK AWOOOOOOOO
COMEBACK
awooooooooo
Are grubbers into the in goal a legit tactic in super league? Feels like they'd go dead before the winger or whomever could chase them
>5am>/nrl/ family posting strong love you lads
I'm thinking Warrington will want to score a few more of those
>>158020731honestly it can't be a legit tactic they have to get it even more right than our most elite players
trinity wavering and you know sam's wolves will be steadfast the entire 80
GET UP YOU FUCKING CLOWN CUNT
SAVE ME BUNKER
SEND HIM OFF. COULD HAVE BEEN A COMPOUND FRACTURE
>>158020839get yah sharpie out
too early for desperation tbqh get it together fellas
Fuck Warrington are shit
>>158020743>i am the only bong itt/AFL/ won
ow muh finger
ouchh my little fingie wingie :)
>>158020877thank you for watching our sport if you are a real bong, if VPN you have to live with that, good luck
First time I've been aware of Jack Sinfield's existence and he's got the ball on a string
where are the hard hits though they've pinned them in their 10m but its touch footy speed still
BIG SAM DON'T LOOK
Wolvesbros...
Haven't seen a six again call, no idea if they have them in Super League, but has made it much more enjoyable to watch
>>158020905Runs in the blood
Wewuzzington
Glad this was a blow out, i wont see the end i have to switch to argentinian rugby
Yup, it's over.
big sam is missing every target :(
20 mins left and they're already desperate
Good showing for pooper. Will the family watch the women's final?
18 yr old half who is addicted to tickytok turns out to be a bad idea after all
>Taking Sinfield off and probably costing him the MOTM
>The Dolphins formerly of Redcliffe let Nikorima go for George Williams
wakey has been good all morning plus they have a bigger pack, they've suffocated le wolves
>>15802102930 yr olds are great for your NRL peem just look at the poocos :D
Knights bros get your cunt up and start drinking
pooper peague is so interesting, it looks really fast and exciting but runs at the lines you never seen cunts on their back on either side
GREATEST COMEBACK LOOMS
AWOOBACK
Roosters ahh try
Only 60 minutes late
Sorry you woke up so early for this awwoobros
Actually I haven't been to bed yet
>>158021202glad to be with the /nrl/ family xoxo
Wakefield has a population of just over 100k btw
Are Wakefield the Knights of the Superleague?
>>158021258Pakis I assume?
>Announcing the GF MOTM on the loud speaker on the loud speaker before the game is even over Imagine they did this shit with the Clive Churchill Medal
>>158021267>Relegated to Champs in just a few yearsPretty close
hold your head up high big sam, there is always next year
Wakefield don't have a big football club there either so Rugby League is king there
9am koori knock out lads but for me its sleep, thank you for watching pooper peague with me xoxo
>Haven't one since 68My peels could never =(
>>158021269It's like 90% white, pakis live in the centre and everywhere else like my end is just white
>Wakefield have won Super LeagueUtter state of Warrington
Wakefield become just the 5th club to win the Super League (established 1996)
>>158021375Good people then, good to know.
>does nrl >does afl>does v8 supersis he the biggest whore is sports
>>158021395My bad they're actually the 6th
>>158021414no thats tiff
At least Sam is the better looking coach
Big Sam should've broken someone's jaw at halftime to fire up the lads.
>>158021482
To make this day worse for Sam the Roosters will probably win and Billy Smith will probably score a try
>>158021503Would let
notice how irish is a fairweather customer, his shitty peem doesn't play and he just disappears absolutely not a fan of rugby league disgusting *spits on the ground*
>>158020610Nah it's more like the SL refs take forever to pull out the card from their pockets. Soccer and union refs don't have that issue.
>>158021694you're saying those refs are always pulling it out and exposing themselves flopping it about because they're disgusting fags?
>>158021728It's more of they're very quick about it. They take like half a second to show it to the carded player. While half the time SL refs fumble in their pockets for a few seconds before brandishing it to a player who has already turned away to walk off the pitch. Kills off a lot of the aura like that.
>>158021779ohh ok I never noticed also I feel like cards are fucking gay shit and weak sauce >uhhh mr big guy uhh here is a card it says you uhh gotta go please don't hurt me meanwhile in NRL...
>>158021845I've feel like such a big cunt if I was a ref sending dickheads like JWH off I'd try to do it at least once a game especially if they were against my peem. I'd probably be sacked after one game, and rightly so, but I'd have fun with it.
>>158021887kek based touchie
>>158021660He just wants SL to go back to winter
I don't think he can say things like that on TV
>>158021845Maybe if the gesture for sin bins didn't look like the ref was trying to defend himself. And for dismissals you can certainly show a red card with one hand and point off the pitch with the other. That would actually look way cooler than doing just one of them.
>>158022143Actually come to think of it since yellows also mean 10 minutes off, you can show a yellow card with one hand and point off the pitch with the other.And speaking of cards:https://www.skysports.com/rugby-league/news/12532/10232421/should-two-yellows-equal-a-red-in-rugby-league-asks-phil-clarke
Our Joey who art in Newy,hallowed be thy Knights.Thy Tinklerdome come.Thy will be donein regular season as it is in finals.Give us this win our daily thread,and forgive us our forward passes,as we forgive those who shitpost against us,and lead us not into elimination,but deliver us from failure.Amen.
>multis are on>tipped knights>prayed to my signed and slabbed joey trading card several timesNot much more I can do lads. Leaving for Sydney in about 45 minutes so there’s no chance of being late today. I don’t think I’ve ever been more keen for a game.
>>158021268Do not delete.
Did Smoothy play well?
Why are there so many Ecuadorians in the Knights comments. Did I miss something?
>>158019203>Backfence Clown
They had the trophy half engraved before the game started
2000: Broncos Won2001: New Castle won2025: Broncos Won2026:
Post em
>Peking Duk isn't actually performing tonight Vlandys you incompetent fuck did you actually get anyone
>>158026142You will cheer for Jai Arrow and you will like it.
>>158026142Amy Shark must be real because she posted about it
Blessing This Thread
>>158017419there better be a duck embedded on the right half of this image
Vlandys has said this "moment" thing with Jai Arrow is going to be replacing the traditional pre-game performance. This is the annoying thing about him, he can never lose or be in the wrong so he goes to extraordinary lengths to spin things in his way. Similar to the six again rule he will change anything else instead of admit it's a huge flaw in the game
TYBJ>>158026306Your false god has no place here.
>>158026306More Dudd pls
Up the Chooks. They've got this game in the bag.
>>158027198based
Newcastle need to start Diesel Hagan
>tfw you don't irrationally hate the roosters like everyone else>feels weird man
Todays the day, finally some fucking footy
Watching Knights v Panthers again, what a fucking footy team this is
>>158026306>slop
GOATcastle customers gonna have a good time tonight.
Good things never happen in this world, thus the Poosters are going to win.
>>158027778>off by oneits over
>>158026142>Up the Duks
>Indika Bambrick Samarasinghe has been charged with three instances of dangerous driving occasioning grievous bodily harm, three instances of negligent driving occasioning grievous bodily harm and three instances of cause bodily harm by misconduct.>It has now been revealed in court records that his license was suspended in February and he appealed against the suspension in April, but was unsuccessful.>One critical patient, a 67-year-old man, is understood to no longer be critical.>The other, a five-year-old girl, who suffered a cardiac arrest, is in a serious but stable condition in John Hunter Hospital on Sunday morning.>The young girl was placed in an induced coma after suffering head injuries and broken bones, while her mother has a broken leg.>The eight other patients, a two-year-old girl, a five-year-old girl, two women aged 31 and 63, and four men aged 24, 25, 48 and 57, are in a stable condition — and three have been discharged.DO IT FOR HER, NEWCASTLE
>Men, there's a little crippled boy sitting in the hospital who wants you to win this game. I know because I crippled him myself to inspire you
>>158028636That's not funny.
>>158028636Based simpsonposter
>>158027408nothing irrational about hating the roosters
>>158027408>Irrationally
>>158028553you forgot the part where they gave him bail so he could go see the gf though I don't think he'll show up
>>158029160>>158028788Nothing rational about it. Success breeds resentment. Pussy shit.
>>158029323they're a merc squad you tourist thanks for watching our sport though
>>158029365Not a tourist. Just don't hate the "merc" angle because successful teams buy the best talent. Genuinely hating any sports team is tribalistic garbage. Stay emotional though.
>>158029448you'd love the NRLW
>>158026642I think all the magic got used last week. It took 2 curses to put Cleary away
>>158029365>muh merc squadyou could make this argument about literally any team who's ever signed star players and have a stacked squad.
do the poosters even have juniors?
>>158029474You'd love to come up with a proper argument, but unfortunately you don't have one. Just bitter that a team has a good squad that isn't the team you support. Pure copium.
The game should be at 3 or 5pm, I'm usually wasted by 8 fuck
>Genuinely hating any sports team is tribalistic garbagetourists just don’t get footy
>>158029600
>>158029600Victor Radley is their only current actual junior >>158029650>Inb4 that one Roosters fan comes in and claims the SG Ball players
>>158029647You know calling someone a tourist because someone disagrees with you is cope right? Quite literally can't handle or fathom the idea that someone else disagrees with you, yet is still a fan of the game. Small mind thinking. Couldn't be me. Sad though.
>>158029707
>>158029763Billy Smith played Union until he was 18 and that 'Roosters Academy' is in Queensland.It's like when they tried to call capped Wallaby international and Olympian Marky Mark a 'rookie' and a 'roosters product'. Deceptive to say the least.
>>158029763You can't call academy players juniors KEK
>runs over your newcastle defense
>>158029763>Billy Smith Scots College (Rugby Union)>Hugo Savala Coogee Dolphins and Wombats (Souths) >Siua WongBurnham Chevaliers (NZ)>Salesi Foketi Manurewa Marlins/St Paul's College (NZ)>Robert Toia Redcliffe Dolphins >Benaiah IoeluTangaroa College/NZ Warriors
>>158029608>why find love when you can just buy it an hour at a time
>>158030101>why come up with legitimate arguments when you can just shit post and cope
It's amazing how much Poosters mercantile is just them pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible.
Prediction time lads >Panthers v Dolphins Poothers 32 - Phins 22 FTS - Jesse McLean >Roosters W v Broncos W Poosters 36 Broncucks 14 FTS - Jayme Fressard >Roosters v Knights Shites 20 - Poosters 18 FTS - Daniel Tupou
20 minutes lads>the absolute state of this championship
>>158030531Discourse is impossible when you simply write off a team for having a stacked squad. Once again, cope.
>>158030595based vlandys
kek Joey getting mobbed by Pooster customers while leaving for the game
KAYO IS LIVE PILE IN
>biggest footy day for the whole decade>just 1 pooster customer ITT
You can buy two tickets right now
>>158030761Can't watch the game on kayo though
>>158027348agree
>>158030660kek>>158029857The Scots College is a Roosters local junior team, simple fact.
>Phoenix Crossland spent his grand final week visiting sick kids in hospital>presumably to finish the job
I'd respect the Roosters more if they just embraced who they are. They want to shake off the "salary sombrero" thing so much they reach and try to claim teenagers they signed at 17 as juniors. They like to brag about this academy they've had for like 5 years and they get their buddies in the media to put out PR pieces like this. Just embrace who you are, you're the club that will sign club legends from other clubs and send them out on a high and give them a cushy coaching/media gig. You're the club that will take other clubs best prospects and enjoy the fruits of their talents. You're the club that will win a premiership and sign Herbie Farnworth. That's who you are, the rich Eastern Suburbs club with lots of connections
UP THE MIGHT QLDERS FUCK THE POOTHERS
>>158029892Jersey Flegg and below are juniors. The only true juniors are those you directly invest in as part of your elite pathways program, to sya anything else is feudalistic nonsense: that some junior club owes geographic fealty to you because of lines on a map.Sandon Smith is a Roosters local junior - FACT
Turkey, Ham, Avocado, Potato Salad & Cheese sandwiches for lunch lads
BAWK BROS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Lot of GOATcastle customers today lads
Wonder if the two guys wandering around my street (I'm thinking mushrooms) are gonna watch the GF. Far too hot to be wearing a puffer jacket and shorts today though.
>>158031060Based.
Lads, Danika looking crazy thick today.
>>158031092If the Roosters are the rich club (I'm guessing Broncos would be the richest? Maybe Panthers due to the last few years bringing in a lot of memberships?) who's the poorest?
IT'S COALIE TIME*mine whistle rings signalling imminent asphyxiation*
>>158029647That's like every team sport ever. /epl/ hates Man City and Liverpool, for different reasons. Mate is clearly very new to /sp/, never mind /nrl/.
>>158031274The Tigers half of Wests Tigers.You need to look at leagues club assets and income revenue. Sharks are saddled with debt ATM too, but they have some assets.
>>158031239pic
>>158031274Probably the Pooarks maybe even Pooly these days.
Assuming a rate of 3 beers per hour (3bph) and water and food, what would it cost to watch every game at the stadium today?
>>158031274They're all rich as fuck from poker machines lol.
>>158030920This is a GOATcastle board m8
>>158031274Tigers, Sharks and Titans are probably down the bottom
*drives onto field and hits Ponga*
how was that not a 6 again? Oh yeah it’s Pedref
The Chad REDCLIFFE Dolphins vs the Virgin THE
>>158031337Probably $60-80 a head or close to it. Depends on the drinks you buy.>>158031345Actually I'm a raiders supporter. I just don't hate the chooks lad.
GOATCLIFFEGOATCLIFFEGOATCLIFFE
Happy Rugby League everybody
Averillo signed for Poogers? I thought the cunt was going to the UK?
Averillo and Doeuhi next year might be the worst halves pairing of all time
>>158031396Canberra's a pretty dead and soulless city so right up your alley anyway
>>158031448I don't know how Doeuhi has a contract still. Cunt runs so slow like he's wearing lead boots. Everything he does looks like it's in super slow-mo.
soft call
based 48yr old backrower
Watching invictus for the first time Does league have a movie?
>>158031530https://youtu.be/VKrspzkTFWI?si=kG4WeLF77-4P6opW
Redcliffe? That's in Newcastle!
>>158031551Matty Johns acting is terrible
>>158031530https://youtu.be/El-CbThWjaE?si=JVMqVLx4iaOZMx6s
>>158031530not only do we have a movie we have an Oscar
>>158031481Sounds like you just hate everything lad. Miserable existence m8. I feel for ya.
Lads if the Yagoona Schooners can beat the Double Bay Dolphins in the Holden Cup final than it's not impossible for the Knights to win today
based Blakfulla magic
I’m in lads
>>158031274>Panthers selling all the memberships.Haven't you seen the crowds? Even after 5 years on top Panthers are not a popular team. They are rich though Cause Panthers Leagues is massive and in multiple locations
>>158031818based based abuse the ref for me
I can't wait for the Roosters to absolutely pump Newcastle and watch Joe Johns cry
>>158031551Saved>>158031587Looks cringe>>158031641Fake
>>158031862You won't cringe when a 50 something year old Brett Kenny goes length of the field and palms someone off like prime Greg Inglis
>car crash guy was on a suspended licensesurprise
>>158031924He'd had multiple infractions for dangerous driving in the past.
>DCE and Marky Mark nrl retirement game>Wooden spooners to grand final winners, car crash tragedy buffwhich storyline is better?
>>158031950>car crash tragedy buffim not convinced its a buff
>>158031862well I might’ve exaggerated the Oscar part but Richard Harris did win best actor at Cannes. The peem he plays for just won their first premiership in 60yrs overnight.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Sporting_Life
NSW don't understand rugby league
Indie's bf
>>158031984we're more of a gayfl state anyway
THE INGOALS AREN'T PAINTED
>>158032159More cost cutting from Vlandys but it's okay we got a good TV deal!
I believe in PonGOD
>>158031530'This Sporting Life' which is based on a book by David Storey, former rugby league player and Booker prize winning author. He played for Leeds in the 50s as a halfback.
>>158032159wtf I didn’t even realise that’s fucking cooked
>>158032200Nah m8 this won't go through i have a feeling
Nobody has ever conceded 50 and won the State Championship
>>158031900Kek that would be funny
>>158031984>>158032234reddit
>>158031530Did you like the movie?
Reckon I might have a nap before the women’s game desu
Reckon I might have a nap DURING the women's game
>>158032291women's nrl is bad
panthers getting towelled up by redcliffe. already had 40 put on them just in the first half.
>>158032275Invictus? I am 2/3 throught i liked it so far
But it was our year
Not anymore
this is more humiliating for penrith than losing to 12.
https://youtu.be/9qkMugn5mrs?si=1dPHz2OPGUgL2kkg
New Tiff post
you don't like a peem? well you'll need to write a master thesis on why
six more after the panthers pushed him off the mark? fuck off
dolphins now robbed of a 40-20
POOTHERBACK
>>158032759I just farken hate em aye. Simple as.
>thread made at midnight>grand final day>not even close to 500dead spoortdead poomunity
The State Championship is weird because you have to win your own seperate competition and if you do instead of going on your Mad Monday and relaxing you've gotta keep training for another week and play a team from a seperate competition you don't play during the year
>>158032872we're all at church and on the way to the game m8
>>158032914>nrl>church *mosque
We are all Samoan mate we sang in the choir this morning
>>158032938k bro
god was displeased with using jais retardation to sell the grand final thats why he sent the jeet into the crowd of newey inbreds
We're rastafarians mate we pray to jah
>>158032872crispola
Doesn't seem fair that Dolphins have a team of NRL players
a second rower's cousin (redcliff dolphins) plays for the cleveland guardians
>>158033000Gillys supported the carlton blues since he was a kidNice one retard lmao
is this the u-15s penrith side
>>158032301yuck feet
how i'm finna be before this shit excuse for a spoort starts
fingerbum hopoate and the pedophile groomer Ian roberts
nice thread
hello :)
mfw nrlelat least the cameras can adjust their vertical pitch to show the crowd today instead of hiding the empty stands with low angle shots
penrith are tilted and turning to grub shit
no ray warren no watchy
>>158033102no idea what that means
>>158033346based and rabspilled
comical match
the number 23 for Penrith has quite the name
lets ignore the fact it came off a penrith hand
>can;t even put 70 on the pootherspoophins are finished
>>158033464And if you don't pronounce it correctly it's very disrespectful.
Tuaomaliemavaitoelau bassingthwaighte
Think I stayed up too late to wake up in 4-5 hours to watch the game. Go Knights!
>>158033682Weak
>>158033464Tom
>>158032405It helped spark my interest in the rugby back when I saw it in 2012ish.
I've never watched a women's game, do they break out in biff or no biff?
Hate these two clubs in general but when it comes to the women's game I straight up could not care less who wins
>>158032301Gorgeous feet.
>Newcastle Knights>no one there has a knighthoodLol. Lmao even. This name needed changing long ago.
frankly gentlemen I'm not seeing enough HYOOOPPPEEEE for the NRLW GF
>>158033840surprisingly yes
>>158033863Wrong
*ahem* dolphgods
Hope Poosters crush those traitorous little whores.
>>158033863Sir Kalyn Ponga soon
>>158033780It was good, i didnt know the history of mandela so that was cool to seeBut the game at the end was kinda cringe, but i guess its like the boxing fights in the ali movie
>no anthem>no wtc>no pre game show NRL still so sexist
leaving for the game now, will livepost :))
>>158033922>two-handedNot a proper knighthood tbqh.>>158033984Not likely to happen unless he represents NZ for the RLWC and wins it, I think.
NICE CATCH YOU DUMB BITCH KEK
Yeah I've already put a line through the Roostettes
poocos sisters...
>>158034061KWAB
Saw a girl yesterday who looked EXACTLY like Tarryn Aiken
ParkGOD
wtf am I watching
>gemma bargeI'd go through her like lighting through a wet dog
So many errors in this game, clearly not enough talent in these two teams. Think they both need to sign more star players
lmao foidball is even worse than I imagined
>playing the pop a tit out song
>>158034174Give it time, I'm sure this is was men's nrl looked like once
Nice catch you traitorous WHORE
southwell more like southBAD
Which one stole your heart
>>158034215Quincy Dodd
Now this is based
>>158034215jetaya
These two clubs have horded most of the sparse talent in this league just to put this absolute shit show of a display on
>>158034215Ellie Johnston
>>158034234
>>158034228Yeah, but I was first
>>158034239luv her
>>158034239ALRIGHT ALRIGHT I’LL DO THE DISHES
>>158034215Jess Sergis
>>158034135corr
>>158034252
>>158034239Fuck that
AitGOD
>>158034160Footy
The feed
umm broncsissies?
We threadmaxxing to 2k posts tonight?
>>158034268She's got that Qld inbred look
>I'm too scared to open it
>born on the Central Coast(like 90% of the NRLW)
Upton cocked it
sam walker's leg falls off in the 38th minute
KelGOD
>>158034274your shit thread will barely make 1k
>no pre game entertainment >no special GF embroidery on peems jerseys >in goals not marked with peems name & logos >no special NRL logo marked on the field WTF is the top brass doing?? too busy whoring out to DAZN to look after the games biggest day
>>158034306>Born Central Coast
>Poosterswinslol hope the Newy fans boo these bitches off the field desu
14-0 most dangerous lead
BRIGGINSHAW GONNA BE SENT
>>158034311please understand if they put the knights and roosters logos in the try zone it'd look bad for the 500 people watching the nrlw final before the game
>>158034306Need that zen frog posted above shopped in instead of the medal
Bruh
Brigginshaw the old hag
>Aitken ded>Uber Dyke Ali Brig grubbing it up again she should’ve rubbed out the game long ago
FressGOD>Born Central Coast
>on reporthahaha fuck off deliberately diving at a players legs should be an automatic binning
Girls can't kick
You haven't met my wife
UpACK
>>158034353it usually is but she's retiring and paved the way for womens :^)
>both pre-games are blowoutsWill it be 3 for 3?
we're seething lads
ParkGOD2
speaks volumes of the depth in all levels of rugby league at the moment with these lopsided grand finals
Losing side should be forced to worship the feet and arse of the winning team
Running riot on these broads
Sharks would run them down
>>158034371
>ogre appears >crowd goes nuts lol
>>158034379yum
Could be 30-0
Jesse "I wanna win a premiership" Southwell
>>158034386
WE WANT 50
>>158034370Uh guess what chuds?? it’s the NRL & NRLW grand final day!
Newcastle lad didn't take the loss of his prodigal daughters well
It's orge
OGREBALLOGREBALL OGREBALL
The NRLW in general just needs a huge reset
good trial game this
Kek. Top google suggestion for ogre is "ogre nrl"
GrondGOD
>>158034425And they want to bring in more peems
Aitken man of the match
based jocey making it look bettter for broncos. usually slots them
whose the basedlennial male commentating on Fox? fuck he carries on with some shit
It appears the sexiest team is winning and I say that as a broncbabes customer
>>158034308We reached over 2k last week
>No painted in goals >Panthers NSW Cup team turn up hungover >Broncos NRLW team all on their periods or something >No real pre-game entertainment >Vlandys wheeling out Jai Arrow to shield criticism >People paid hundreds of dollars a ticket for this Generationally bad Grand Final day if the Knights don't save us lads
On my way to the game and there's literally no Easts fans?
Kirra looking very nice in her powder blue outfit
>>158034464>politis funded falseflag attack in newcastle
>>158034434I'd be in favour of it if those new teams raided the Roosters and Broncos players
>>158034475Kek. They tried.
>>158031239Post it, she's my favourite nrl sportscaster girl
Gives me great pleasure to see Upton and Southwell each have horrible games.
>>158032301Female athletes have really strong and muscular feet which I usually don't enjoy but I'm sure the smell makes up for it
wahs coming in to support newcastle
hate that this general got me into feet
>>158033464>TOW-MALI-MA-VAI-TOE-LOWEEasy as you ignorant chuds
500! TIME TO BAKE!
>>158034532Based, introduced to the most kino of fetishes
Game is so shit it stopped put this thread in a screeching halt
Post drinks lads. Balter Hazy.
Kelly literally smiling before dropping it. Not the first time she did that
>>158032301I think muscular is the wrong term. They do tend to be vascular which I like
>>158034647Just a good honest Tooheys New m8
Southwell sold her soul just to shit herself on the big stage
Imagine the hate sex Southwell giving toinight
>Balter Hazy
Righto this is where I leave before I come back at around 7 to watch the Jai Arrow exploitation special
>unironically watching women's sportsi hope you guys don't do this
ParkTRICK
>>158034398Gaht damn
I'm a thigh man so I love this sport, its thighfu galore
>>158034711>>158034716>>158034719these are aflsperg posts
>reserve grade died for this dogshit
CLEARY DROP CLEARY DROP CLEARY DROP CLEARY DROP CLEARY DROP
>>158034719>Not liking thick thighs and fat assesWhat are you, gay?
>>158034751reserve grade already played freshie
>>158034754>no send offSo much for consistency
Well Jesse I hope that consolidation try was worth your soul
SouthGOD
I hope Jesse watches the NRL game and if the Knights win seeing how much their town gets around them knowing she could have been a part of that. Well she was anyway
>>158034647
All these old NRLW girlies retiring and focusing on family meanwhile Kezie will keep playing forever
What the fuck am I supposed to do for the next 2 hours?
Well done Roostettes, a phenomenal season
>>158034711Imagine not liking Balters.
>>158034810my geriatric queen
>>158034812can we get a 2 hour jai arrow tour of the stadium while "you will never walk alone" plays on repeat?
>>158034800Is that an American beer?
who are you with, the landlords of bondi or the working class punters of newcastle?
I wanna rail tiana penitani. Can't believe she married Aaron Gray lol.
>>158034855Very antisemitic post m8
>>158034817they're pushing it here for some reason (lots of australian tourists) and the XPA isn't that great. Don't mind the pilsner but i wouldn't write home about it.
Someone start a new thread.
>>158034855GOATCASTLE ALL THE WAY BABY
>>158034927I used to love the XPA personally, but I'm convinced they changed the recipe. It tastes weird as fuck now. Used to be a top tier beer.
>>158034812>Gaming>Goon to TiffChoice is yours
>>158034945Been playing The Witcher 3 remastered all day. GOAT game.
Imagine what their undies must smell like not even memeing I'd pay a quilliondrillion bucks for aikens used undies
>>158034929You’re someone. You do it. Or are you a nobody?
>>158032200Wish I could just chuck 75 bucks in the bin and not give a fuck
"make sure we go hard for the boys"Imagine if the lads said that to them
>>158034984Nah, I'm just drunk and running on 3 hours sleep. Tired lad.
>>158034941could have fucked with the water supply. All Asahi in NZ is now brewed in Italy (owned by Peroni) and its a clear difference to the stuff brewed in Japan.
Who would Tiff want to win
>2 hour wait and no Pre-Game entertainment
g'day ausbroskia ora kiwibrosla maith eirebrowats up ameribromy body is ready
Tom Cant starting at hooker, lads
Fuck this crazy Newcastle bias. Fox isn't even trying to hide it. Hope the chooks cook them.
this thread might archive before the game ends
>>158035155No shit cunt.
>>158035104Was lowkey hoping for a Diesel Hagan debut. He is on the bench though so he still gets a free ring if they win
Went for a piss lads. Did Aitken win motm?
>>158035087Morning chap. Got your sausages already?
>>158035188she won wotm
>>158035190yep shall start frying some brekkie in a bit closer to kick off
>>158035204>wotmNot a real thing
how good
At the game lads
>>158035254Come find me m8
>>158035109>muh biasRoosters have more premierships than you've had hot dinners. If they win today it's just another Sunday. If Knights wins it means everything.Sorry you are low IQ.
YOU GOT A LOTTA PHYSICAL ATTRACTIONI CANT DENYBUT CAN YOU GAURANTEE ME SATISFACTION WELL IM STILL WAITIN WAITIN WAITIN WAITIN WAITIN OOOOOOOHWHAT YOU GET IS WHAT YOU SEE AINT NOTHIN MORE TO ITAND IF YOU WANNA LOVE A WOMAN LIKE MEIT TAKES A MAN TO DO ITIF WHAT YOU GET IS WHAT YOU SEETHEN I DONT WANT YOUR KINDA LOOOVE
>>158035155>>158035180Based freshies
>>158035280I could be a smart cunt and bump all the threads currently below us just to prove a point, but I'm not going to
We're all in Bay 104 lads
how do i prepare for handling a moment of devastating disappointment?asking for a mate
>>158035349just cop it sweet mate
>>158035349is he a roosters cuckstomer?
Today’s victory was promised 3000 years ago
>>158035264>>>/nrl
well here it is, this system has predicted every winner in the finals so far, knights need a miracle.
>>158035445Dear God no!
>>158035254>poor person seating>he says, while posting from home
>>158035254What phone's camera was this taken with?
Are you guys ready for the pregame entertainment of wheeling out Jai Arrow
Can't get enough of this big fella
Im baking lads
>phoenix crossland emerges from the tunnel in the final minutes of the first half, fends several security guards and hits dce from behind with the crossland drop
CHANNEL 9 IS LIVE LADS
>>158035532just gonna watch this silverchair live performance on youtube instead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt9oY4kvsiY
>>158035555CECKD
you blokes got any pre match entertainment or nah?
>>158035575We're watching Fox League lil bro
>>158035555DigitsI’m eating Henny Penny chicken at the moment
>>158035603does it show the pre-game entertain?
>>158035264>if knights win it means everything kek, the bias is fully on display, pathetic.
i remember my favourite entertainment in recent years was some boomer aus rockers can't tell you their name but enjoyed that
>>158035535Is that Johnny Vegas?
Need a new thread
Poosterbitches getting uppity
>>158035644JIMMY BARNES thats it
KNIGHTS TO KICK OFF
Chooks 28-10
>>158035603They don't show the GF idiot
>>158035649did you know jonny vegas is an artist, well sculptor, did this recently
not watching ts :)
>>158035671https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Iequdlw5uE
Feeling ready, lads
>>158035724prefer Bobby Fingers
>>158035573>sneaks on the field dressed as a roosters trainer only to pull out a steel chair and clean house taking out refs and chooks like the undertaker
>>158035731
>>158035699PREPARE TO SET THE FUCKING TABLE
The reddit normie core thing is to support the battlers from methcastle, working class all hard done byThe based move is supporting the 1908 foundational club in the heartland of rugby league, one of the founding clubs that has remained in the league forever.
>muh working class>sald all our resources to china
>supporting shitney
Over/under on number of seconds before a commentator says 'electrifying' ? 20?
this has been a dogshit season in general and can only be rescued from being covid tier with a knights win.
>sald
>>158035747BAH GAWD KING HE IS BROKEN IN HALF
she could ruan me iykwim haha
>>>/158035943/
BASED RENNO
dunno how to cross post lol roast me cunts.
>>158035819Oh yes it was all the working class people that made those decisions and not the bigwigs in Sydney and Canberra. Retard.
/>>158035943/
Getting full now lads
>>158036128hope you've got a buckethat
>>158036125Do not engage, /afl/ false flag
>>158036128go talk to the booba in front of you before kickoff
i still don't understand how wearing a kfc bucket on your head became a thing
>>158036160so true
>>158036128Based early dinner haver
Holy Matty kino
okay lost me with the Rocky reference kek
>>158036193yeah it was good aye
>>158036160I literally made the thread but idk how to quote. I haven't used 4chan properly in like a decade.
>>158036125shan't
>>158036262this thread is fine you double retard
i-is there a welcome to country
>>158036262kys
best of luck N hope your boys do ya proud
>>158036304nah, I won't lad.
move over matty
>thread splitting Why?
>>158036322Cheers m8. Been waiting for this one for a long time. Godspeed everyone.
>>158036352just /afl/sperg things
quality animation
>71% think Knights will winWew
got some bad news lads. Just finished an astral projection where I saw the Roosters win by 16. Might just go to bed for the night desu
>>158036168https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckethead
Joey's fuckin cooked
TONIGHT WE'RE ALL GOATCASTLE
>>158036410Need a dedicated Joeycam
Joey will light the way
Have they wheeled out Jai Arrow's decaying corpse out yet?
DIESEL!!!!!!
Missed the SL GF because I got the timezone wrong. Glad I'm in time for this one.
>>158036468welcome m8
based Boozey
Notice how there was only 1 player from the Roosters that represented a Junior Roosters club?
I don’t think I’ve ever been more hyped for a game
PEE NOW JAI ARROW TRIBUTE COMING UP SOON
you wouldn’t even known the Poosters were playing
GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE
My goat craig wing
>>158036512jealous m8 it looks packed with goatcastle customers should be a great atmosphere
reminder I am the king of /nrl/
>I like better like this guys post just in case he kills me teehee
>>158036574many such cases
where the fuck is milky? that little nigga been on my mind lately.
>>158036613If you read the /nrl/ group chat you’d know
stay strong jai
I think Milky transitioned to gayfl fan m8
Lol looking at the script
>7pm kickoff
not sure making everyone depressed is the go to on grand final night
whats this nigger baffing on about
>muh million dollarsonce you've paid administrators and all the rest you end up with $5 for little timmy. good luck with that
Uh bros this is shit
Marky Mark is a moral for CC medal
>Millie Elliott running out still in her playing gear
Lmao this is so cringe
damn this girl looks like she got cute feet
what the fuck is this lmao
I was at Charlestown Square yesterday and saw a Knights cheerleader, hottest woman I've ever seen in person
>lets sing a slow song to hype the crowd up
nice funeral nrl kek
Oh no this is embarrasing.
>>158036643AI Rabs?
getting secondhand embarassment from this shit
>>158036709>>158036718its not embarrassing, its just gay
Cunt what the fuck is that car
>>158036683>wingerHe’d need to score 4 tries
unironically about to die of cringe
fucking PVL
we wanted silverchair. not Jai Arrow sitting in a silver chair.
I fucking hate Peter Vlandys for making so many people pessimistic about Jai Arrow because he was to fucking cheap to get an artist
AND I SAY HEYYYYYYYYWHATS GOING ONNNNNNN
do NOT let alf see this
>>158036757instructions got mixed up
please just leave jai alone
>What’s going on? that’s what Jai will be saying in 5yrs while having his arse wiped
HEYEYAYYAYAYAYYWYEYEYEYYEYE
>>158036759Everyone was warned about him years ago. Nobody listened.
K I N O
AND YOU'LL NEVERSEEAN OLD MANEAT AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRSSSSBAR BAR BAR
>got the lyrics wrongShe should never sing YNWA again.
This is so depressing
HEEEEEYYAAAYYYAAAYYYAAYYAAA
>>158036613I'm here, mate. Go the Knights.
GOTTA MILK THAT TINA TURNER ONE LAST TIME
this grand final and the whole week leading up to it has been filled with bad juju. i half expect something catastrophic off field to overshadow the game.
>>158036793Based typo making NWA enjoyer
YOU’RE SIMPLY BRADMAN BEST!
>>158036789kek
she dont show her feet on instagram
Literally who are these people
>>158036810Kek. THIS
it’s pretty grim for TV but looks like the crowd are digging it
>>158036815https://wikifeet.com/Amy_Sharkholy shit. FOOT GODDESS
>>158036815that's fine as long as she leaves the boots on. JUST the boots.
>thats itKEK
i feel like these are the types of games the knights always lose
KEK did she just do a Rooster noise??
Wow. Vlandys was right. That blew me socks off. Incredible
rate pre-game entertainment out of 10 lads
https://youtu.be/AyNge7RF_lA
>>1580368766-7
>>158036876-10
>>158036860yeswhenever we get on a run of 2-3 wins and anyone notices the knights are going alright we lose the next 5
>>158036860and yet they’re 2/2 in Grand Finals
>>158036876Simply the best/10
the fucking fast and the furious 5 song coming on after
No hate to any of those artists, they did this on a weeks notice and for free. Especially to Amy who previously spoke about the NRL's problem with artists but still showed up anyway. It's just so fucking pathetic how to used Jai like that
>>158036876MND/10
>forgot kayo doesn't have the gf coverage>missed jai kinono..
>>1580368763. It was bad and I don't know what they were going for but it wasn't a complete disaster.
can someone post the Knights granny? I hope she’s still alive
>>158036876How did the Union guy get roped up in this?
>>158036876good enough
Jai Arrow you are forever Knight #100
>>158035943
>>158036958>cries in Troy Fletcher
>>158036953based GOATcastle nan will get the boys home
>>158036988fuck off spastic cunt
cmon cunts im tired and daylight savings lagged
>>158036988FuckwitEven forgot the dashes
GUS GHOUL
>>158036988Yeah. Nah. It’s not happening. Even when this thread archives, someone will make a real one
BYD & blue shorts will curse bawkawksters desu
I'M FUCKING HYPED LETS FUCKING GO KNIGHTS
Crazy how that kid got arrested in newcastle and Irish hasnt posted
they're gonna do it
>>158036876sad/10
absolute Gould kino
Battery is just about gone lads. Love you all and I’ll see you on the other side.
>>158035943new thread
>>158037051he probably bumped a thread and got banned again kek
Fuck I'm so nervous and I'm not even a Knights fan, just caught up in the fairytale
>training Cam to give the final words grim fuck QLD
>>158037071Goa'uld??
is this the thread??
>>158037084I see a powerbank in your future. Good luck
>>158037084They have those power banks you can rent at the stadium m8
>>158036958>Arise Sir Jai
poosters looking nervous tbqh
>>158037084Have fun and gl
>argie is a threadsplitter afl falseflagknew it
I want to see Newy win. The Hunter needs a lift.
>>158037094Pass, too much plebit spacing over there
Spencer Leniu to knock somebody's lights out and get binned
>all those boos for the poosters KEK
>one peem sponsored by chong electric car company >one peem has a bloke named Diesel in their lineup literally a battle to decide the fate of humanity
fuck roosters have so much experience, dce, radley, tedesco, tupoo,
>the sydney boosters
FREE MY BLUD INDIKA
BOOsters
>>158037129This is nothing new
>>158037129my estimation of him as a poster just plummeted
which Newy forward will Slippy T get binned?
>7:30pm kickoff
>>158037176We can't have him in our social club no more
*mutes tv*
>Knights come out to their song and the Roosters come out to a song by a NaziVolumes
>>158037196thats when the welcome to country kicks off
>>158037184gaigai probably, since gaigai will also be trying to commit penalties in the first 10 minutes to inspire his team.
Need to count the number of players not singing the anthem, often tells a lot about the result
*unmutes tv*
The sanctimony of these fucking people really grinds my gears.
I have my tv muted so cant hear what this lady is saying but i assume shes just abusing the roosters her entire speech long.
>>158037129more than likely the yawnion sperg who shows up and tries to turn the convo to rugby especially in GF’s & Origin games because it makes him seethe.
CORRR
all the knights have to do is get one player binned while heeming two roosters in the same play
>>158036953She'd be moist if they won
C’MON GOATCASTLE
should be mandatory genome testing to prove aboriginality desu
>>158037289you can do it dane
Radley sung the anthem but Dom Young didn't. Strange since they are both Englishmen.
>>158037295would unsheathe my knights sword in her
good anthem that
Roosters 3 not singing Knights 6 not singingBradman especially disappointing
>>158037295She’s lovely
YOUNG AND FREE
Remember to acknowledge the country whence one goon's
how long to the first 6 again, i give it 3 minutes.
>>158037327braddy is from the central coast mate he doesn't know the words
calling Inflictor hip drop on GayPee around 25mins in
>>158037328Steady
Guys my stream is delayed and I can't fix it please don't spoil anything
HAS ANYONE SEEN CLEARY?
Gee better not fuck it up I swear to God cunt
poosters big pack bullying early
bomb to marzew, good plan.
>>158037378blud gonna be copping it
>>158037366>>158034061
>>158037129>>158037176>>158037201https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/157513382/
HEEM THAT WOG
>>158037405
POOCASTLE POOCASTLE POOCASTLE
Teddy literally excreting grease tonight to break tackles
>>158037409disgusting
Just realised why my karaoke session feels off:I'm drinking beer instead of shiraz...
shoulder charge sir
Bit early DCE, he’s anxious
BIG GAME DANE
4 minutes for the first 6 again, i was close with my guess of 3
>>158037267Didn't he start watching peeague in the first place because there was no good yawnion going on at the time?
/afl/ here. Just a reminder that this is a povo sport for working class bogans
kill all spidercams, decapitate all spidercams, curbstomp all spidercams
Hitting the cable should be a mutual infringement
>>1580373444 minutes 20 (heh)
virgin mindset by the knights there
kek stupid kick from Chez ruined all that momentum
what the fuck was that kick on 2nd by the goatrooters?
>>158037508it's followed by everyone
>>158037512in the baseball today a home run hit the roof, fell down and got caught and lost a team the game, so could of been worse.
>>158037520INDIKAIN OUR FACES THEY HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT
>>158037508>working class bogansToo kind, thank you
>>158037502I don’t know you tell me VPNsperg
touchy wants newwy to win, good to know
>kick on the 3rd>run on the laststrategy
>>158037508Don't be shy, tell everyone what your pronouns are
Should I call my neighbour back? I think they were trying to invite me over to watch ...
Dom Young not letting Billy in for his Pommy brother Sammy
Not looking good early Poocastle customers
>>158037508Who does afl cater to
TRYSAVER MON
>>158037566lol remmeber that time based anon in this thread got invited over for a bbq by the nrlw dragons
>>158037534what game? i was golfin
Cant can’t play hooker desu
The bunker really ruins the immersion
quite clearly a touch on that 3rd angle
>Dom Young>is actually 25 years oldWho wrote this shit
>>158037589Padres, Brewers, which is going to be a very close series.
>>158037609He's gotta tough it out for at least 15 more mins
> vipbox is ahead of 9now
>>158037551Not using VPN mate. Just finished my meal.
ANYONE SEEN CROSSLAND
/afl/ here. Are all NRL games this uneventful, or are the players just nervous?
holy shit that was the play we talked about pregame, kek go gagai
This morning when I woke up I had a thought. Penrith were the minor premiers and they beat Easts in the finals but were beaten and eliminated by Newcastle
shoulder charges aren't real in finals footy
>>158037659Based. What you have?
>>158037659is that you Koreacunt??
>>158037681
>>158037696backfence babe
>>158037681Repeating stuff that happened isn’t a thought on the sense you’re trying to imply
>>158037661Nah, the gay sex happens about 15 minutes in
Cant is slowing them down in a major way, need a Diesel injection
Poosters offisde in defence desu
man roosters really on top, think knights need early kick.
>>158037730I’m implying the thought that I had. Newcastle deserve the gf, Easts don’t
knights need to heem someone
Who is Albo supporting?
faaark Newy just holding on here
>>158037762doesnt care unless theres a pitch invasion he can use for publicity
>>158037684Teppanyaki meal with chicken and fish.>>158037693No, Korean cuisine is alright but I haven't gotten the chance to eat that for ages now.
VICTOR THE INFLICTOR
>>158037762Indika
hmm
>billy “the cheat” slater’s opinion on what’s incidental
hholy shiht
>0-0getting bored lads
CAM ON
hot take: headgear should be mandatory
OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF OFF
Knights look gassed already
wtf that tackle wasnt a penalty
Great line
SET THE FUCKING TABLE
POOOOCASTLE
crowd penalties are based
>>158037799>
>>158037814there was a shoulder charge from a poosters edge earlier so it's just delayed
That high tackle was a make up for ignored crusher
KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO KINO
KNIGHTWAHSKNIGHTWAHSKNIGHTWAHS
G O A T C A S T L E *yells at mumza to set the table*
Ok that was definitely sin bin worthy at least.
yyeswssssssssss
That was a mile forward
based conspirator
Literally penalised for a hard tackle.
>>158037813haha yeah lmao
GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE GOATCASTLE
>literally walk 10 seconds to fridge>first try>ad break
>>158037850Should've reduced their force m8
WHAT DO WE DO WITH THOSE FUCKING TABLES LADS?!?
wahs like play from the knights.
>>158037654you weren't joking, its like 20seconds ahead lmao
what a fucking line
alf customer here. this is entertaining i hope newcastle win
Radley just let him in, that's a team-rattler
>>158037870(°□°)︵ ━
DANCE MONKEY
Hey guys, American here! Can someone explain the rules to me?
Newcastle scored off a penalty they shouldn't have been given. Total joke.
Dance Monkey played I repeat Dance Monkey played
SPILT HIS LOLLIES
shoulder charge
>>158034832Nah Polish, tastes weird as fuck but it's pretty strong
>>158037903FOWF
KILL CROKER
Matty Crokes is shitting himself unfortunately
>>158037903Here https://youtu.be/6JPPzTnUZz4
Crokes got the yips
>>158037903It's basically the NFL on fast forward
>>158037930I don't think it was a great idea to send cute white girls to PNG
>>158037934this is a bad video
what a kick
The term "white replacement" is classified as a conspiracy theory or hoax not because demographic shifts don't happen, but because of the intentional, coordinated plot claimed to be driving them.According to analyses by sociological and political research organizations—such as the Southern Poverty Law Center and encyclopedic sources like Encyclopædia Britannica—the distinction lies between observable census statistics and the narrative of a secret orchestration:• The Demographic Reality: Statistical agencies record shifting populations, changing birth rates, and multicultural immigration patterns in Western nations. These are documented, transparent economic and social trends rather than hidden phenomena.• The Conspiracy Claim: The "Great Replacement" theory alleges that these shifts are not natural or multi-causal, but rather a deliberate, covert plot engineered by specific "elites," political groups, or Jewish organizers to intentionally diminish or eradicate white populations and political power.• Lack of Evidence: Sociologists and watchdogs point out that there is no factual evidence of a secret cabal or coordinated master plan directing demographic changes. Instead, migration and fertility trends result from complex global economics, labor demands, individual family choices, and legal immigration policies enacted publicly by elected governments.
Poosesesque kick
>>158037994>legal immigration policies enacted publicly by elected governments.whitey did it to themselves
ANYBODY SEEN WALKER?
>>158037978
roosters going to be onside or square ever this game?
sandon smith is having another good game
WHERE DA WHITE WOMMEN
Gee is giving them everything it's awesome
UNDER PRESSURE
frantic game, table is looking garsed
Poocastle have to play smarter
STATE OF ORIGIN ALL OVER AGAIN
PONGAY
>fucking your head into the opponents shoulderlol
BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
>>158038048
"WAHH WAHH REF HELP US"
holy shit, that was a nervous moment, ponga so lucky to still be on.
ponga loved his moment with moses too much
>not sent offand you guys want to tell me that origin wasn't rigged for NSW
BASED NOT SENDING A CUNT let the peems decide the outcome
>>158038067no they don't lol they just have to not let them score
looks like bins are off the menu lads
shitley can get fucked
he looks proper offended
>not taking the poocursebros...
>>158038107Playing dumb keeps giving them easy chances though
better mark than anything from the afl final
Could see that one coming
>>158038107but that would be smarter than what they just did
>>158037809That one's for the afl anon
I'm going no try
dropped it
>>158038118exactly, like ponga coming in on a tackle he didnt need to
>Greg Manletzhew
BAWKBACK BAWKBACK BAWKBACK
>immediately cutting away from the replayhmmmmmmm
mercenary cunt
>>158038118>>158038124sorry i jinxed it
he lost it lmao
KEKMARKY MARKMORE LIKEDROPPY DROP
>>158038127
>>158038137cope
>>158038136home of Rugby League m8 :^)
>>158038134BAWKBACK CANCELLED
NO TRY
PONGODPONGODPONGODPONGODPONGODPONGOD
PONGOD TRY SAVER
DROPPED IT FUCKING COLD
Poocastle got lucky but can't keep giving them the position
PONGA GAME IN LIKE A BMW
DROPY DROPDROPY DROPDROPY DROP
>>158038139I unjinxed it by apologisingthere's a moral here
this game feels like its just waiting to open uplike the wheels are spinning and are about to gain traction
>>158038174heh
>>158038156BAWKB-ACK
>>158038136>immediately cutting away from the replay>hmmmmmmmGood catch lmao
>>158037634not acknowledsging the othjejur thread but this made me lol
>no tryWhat the fuck
thats a disruptor but roosters can do anything
>>158038210fuck mate, how delayed is your stream
Thomas Cant more like Thomas Can
Knights can’t keep this up for 80 minutes
Can we create a new thread please? You do realise we are getting saged?
GO PONGA
>>158038180>>158038180>>158038180
BOOTGATE
PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD
>>158038227This post is a week late
PONGOD
PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD PONGOD
hmm probably no try.
Spencer the Unhinged is on
KINO
PONG FUCKING GOD
ponnngggaaaaaa
YES PONGA
>>158038221Over a minute. I've literally never gotten to watch a stream for any sport that was less than a minute late.
A younger five-eighth would’ve caught him
>>158038180>>158038180BE A GOOD CHRISTIANEAGOODCHRISTIAN
WHAT THGE FUCK
PONGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>158038229>getting sagedBased freshcunt
Knock on surely but PONGOD
Marky Mark throwing this game so the Wallabies win the world cup
Getting embarrassing lads
Hell of a try assist to Marky Mark that
PONGODPONGODPONGODPONGODPONGODPONGODPONGOD
Fuck are we all delayed?
>>158038263vipbox.fm
I CAN'T TAKE ITMY BLOOD PRESSURE IS TOO HIGH
Ponga having his legacy game tonight
>>158038227>Knights can’t keep this up for 80 minutesWinning?
>>158038283was Mark throwing his last game
nice conversion too
dce let him try
I LONGA FOR PONGA
THIS FUCKING TIMELINE BROS
>>158038289illegal stream is faster than the tv broadcast tonight
Kek nvm
DCE YOU A PERTH BEAR
>>158038294was just thinking thathe's unironically a better athlete than cleary (especially right now)
>poostersGonna lose by 50 again eh?>>158038290Aight thanks lad.
reddit in absolute shambles, the working class is winning.
roosters not clearing the ruck but again no 6 agains allowed
fugg that was an elite read by ponga
Why can't polyshitskins play the ball?
That's why you don't listen to forwards challenges>his foot was in the way
>instant 6 again for roostersUhoh i guess they need roosters to score before half time for their viewership
wheres walsh?
WALKER DIDNT WALK SO GOOD
>>158038347Genuinely feel like Poosters getting dusted gets more viewership
>>158038341Low iq
Is 0-12 the most dangerous lead?
Give me one reason I shouldn’t watch a documentary which can grow my brainpower instead of some apes running with a ball.
KEKEKEKEK
>angus crichton
>>158038382you can watch the documentary later
>>158038382Read The Solar Anus
>>158038381no 14-0 is hopefully they don’t take a poo before half time
how the fuck does he do it
>>158038382dont need a documentary about being a fag when youre already a fag BODIED
Tedesco might just be the most overrated player of the last ten years
anyone who uses the phrase "grow my brainpower" clearly needs to
bakawwwwwwkback
how the fuck can this guy pull out random different skills every single game to score.
BRADMAN WORST
MARKBACKBAWKBAWKBAWKBAWK
>>15803838132-4 is worse imo. You're only five away from losing
>not a single person in the pub in bondi react to the try
>>158038382watching Mark Koyaanisqatsi will increase your brainpower
roosters watch party, nobody is watching the game, fuck they are a reddit team.
And the Pado Inn goes mild
ITS OVER
YES NAKAWAKAWILLYWANNAWASE
>>158038451yeah exactly why poosters are a shit teamany pub in the hunter would have been going bananas on a knoghts try
>>158038390My time is valuable and limited in my finite lifespan, unlike this fag here: >>158038409
Poosters should realistically probably be up by 12 here, Poocastle need to compose themselves at half time.
Knights have had all the luck and only up by 6. Not looking good.
That summed up Easts right there with that watch party
Lionel Messi would be proud of Marky Mark's footwork
I never want to hear a single other team referred to as a reddit team ever again. The reddit team IS the roosters.
Sirens going off and Police helicopter in the air lads
>>158038470SEETHING
>>158038471Grow up. Poo isn't funny
>>158038471poosters are gonna feel a lift in these last few minutes
>>158038484any bmw's nearby?
>>158038484need to tell us where you are when you make posts like this
souths are reddit
>>158038494I disagree
>>158038510australia m8
im actually mad right now, your team is playing in the grand final, you are at the pub, and fucking nobody in the pub is even watching the game.
>>158038520merc club merc fans
are roosters on peds? how do they have so much energy
>>158038510Jesmond
>>158038502no but plenty of brown fellas
>>158038520I'm trying to eat my fucking parmy mate
Even though the Knights are winning I feel the Roosters are on top here
>>158038520Must live in one of those poofta states
>>158038520poosters just see nrl as an investmentnrl is life in the hunter
Whats the half-time show? Drake?
1094 posts, we are still up,
time for a shit lads
>57% of possession for the roosters
found the helicopter https://globe.theairtraffic.com/?icao=7c617d
>>158038545Honestly Cronk this might be the most coherent analysis of your life m8
>>158038550If only.
>>158038548The hunters a shithole bro
>>158038533nothing unusualprobably someone on bail stabbing their partner
Time to play some Star Wars Battlefront II (original) on Steam
>ignored two crushers and tackling ponga mid-airPLAY ON!!!!!!!!!!Gee doing what he can to get the chooks home.
>>158038547Tummy pits and toes yummy
>>158038550Yeah, nick drake, mainly pink moon set with a few songs off 5 leaves left
>>158038550probably some other boring boomer shitty australian act this country attempts to keep alive because this country is stuck in 2008
Here is some half time entertainment from a monkey in Japan.
Poosters to come out firing on all cylinders second half.
>>158038598HE CHIMPIN
>>158038598What’s Greg Marzhew doing in Japan?
I got your half time entertainment right here boys
>>158038562oh wait its actually this onehttps://globe.theairtraffic.com/?icao=7c4d05
>>158038598Japanese Monkey YOU are a Perth Bear
>>158038598>not it's own fecestheyre evolving
MY FACE WAS BUILT FOR NRLW BRAPPERS AHHHHHH UP THE KNIGHTS
>>158038629oh shid you got me
I saw a monkey jerking off at the Houston zoo in front of a guided tour group and I've never laughed so hard in my life
lads can the brave Chooks hold on?
>>158038627not watching ai slop
absolutely based by the pigs in the chopper just flying around the GF because they can
>Dear Diary, today anon posted 'Queen' on my Instagram post <3
what did they mean by this?
>>158038690kek
>>158038553We’re only on page 5. We’re fine. We’ll archive around midnight
Goatcastle customers, feeling confident?
>>158038693is that a giant trophy or a tiny car?
hmmm knights have looked gassed all game, second half is going to be killer, especially after playing most of last week with 10 players.No Best run yet, really need to get him into the game.
>>158038662Anyone else laugh?
>>158038716Yes
>>158038690Hypothetically, if my friend looked like this, could I get anavar off her?
>>158038727yea my brother was losing shit is as well and the tour guide was desperately trying to keep it together. the parents were covering their kids eyes.
Had anyone seen Walker
I'm an alcoholic
>>158038766Quit mate. I quit meth.
>>158038727the bloke holding up the mirror
>>158038761Cant sign his contract if he doesnt win today.
If the score stays the same as it is the Knights can win this.
Not enough has been made of Walker's injury, he barely played last week and went straight on ice. Where's Phoenix when you need him?
Theres a cute vid of Jasmin putting the premmyship ring on her dads fingers but I cant get it below 4mb
>1% batteryLads I’m shitting brix right now.
>>158038783in hindsight that was a dumb thing to say, it just puts himself under even more pressure now.
>>158038760Kek
>>158038777>just quit mateYeah?
>>158038805no but steven meth
>>158038718Wonder how long they can hold on. Shame they couldn't keep the lead until halftime.
>>158038797crowds making a difference, you can see it in the coverage, keep making lots of noise.
>>158038693very Satanic desu
Poocastle will need at least two more tries to win this
Roosters to score next.
Sophie Monk got to be pushing 50
>30 minute half time
RIP THESE FUCKING POOSTERS TO SHREDS AND THEN COOK EM CAM ON GOATCASTLE
>>158038797what a shit view lmao
Just saw 3 lads come out of a stall at my local
>>15803884946. Heaps of botox and plastic surgery. She sounds bogan af.
>>158038822they still lead
>>158038870At least they got a happy ending
Sharpe try looms
>>158038870addo-carr special
so roosters can attack kickers late 3 times now
>pregnant mrs suddenly demanding baked beansFUCK bad timing
>>158038797Why are there huge areas of empty seats?
crazy how you can get away with anything in a grand finalcrossland probably wouldn't even have been put on report
>women's divegrass adsWrong Women's Super League mate
STEEL CITY HEART
kek ponga shoving the ref
Ref just got PONGED
>>158038895all the wahs customers who brought tickets early then their team got eliminated.
my wahs would heem one of these peems
>>158038892uh oh stinky
>>158038906there's wahs customers in front of the anon in the corner
If I was Joey I'd be sobbing like a bitch I couldn't be composed on commentary like this
>>158038904
>>158038907Your wahs had a shot at one of them m8
>>158038925
>>158038942that was forward out the hands
>>158038874Yeah sorry. Meant the 12 points.
Have a feeling a controversial call will get the Roosters in front
HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD HOLD
>>158038915D-FENCE
>>158038950
Biff
>>158038967Nah, Gee's on his game tonight
Holy fucking shit they're doing it
>>158038977im quincy right
WHAT A TACKLE
Lmao ref will make sure roosters score
>zero instead of 0thThis triggers me more than using the same colours for the tackle set for both teams.
fuck me dom young does this every single game, he really needs to sort it out.
R A T T L E D
FUCK MAN
poocastle bros...
Trent Blobinson loved that
;_;
are they piping in crowd noise applause when the roosters score?
>0thyou ok mate?
It begins
fuck thats a try
Ponga has to be on coke, jesus
Welp
NARKY NARK
>>158039024I used to take physics classes and learned about the 0th law of thermodynamics.
STEEL WALL STATUS: BROKEN
>>158039024yeah, fucking OATH, you got a problem m8?
spidercam is alright when its behind the goalposts for the conversions
>Look at game>Roosters are within 20m of knights lineEvery fucking time
didnt cut to the pub this time since i bet nobody was watching again, nobody in sydney even knows they have tied the game.
Is billy smith related to billy slater
walker is pinpoint in his accuracy
>origin game in poo peelandthey're just taking the piss now, aren't they?
bank ads are all white peopleFast food ads are never white people
Cuntybollocks
>>158039055>0th law of thermodynamics.miss me with that woke shit
>>158038797weird i'm in a similar spot to you and see this
>>158039086Have to grow the game innit
>>158039087your retard brain on epstein's /pol/
>>158039076Yes 7th cousin 12th timesed removed
if this were a soccer game someone could say leniu called them the n word and he would get sent off
i kinda want to see marky mark get heemed for some reasoni dont wish any ill on him though
>>158039118
Poor Knights are gassed
leniu is prob playing the best game ive ever seen him play. Why did he have to choose today.
Poocastle are rattled I'm afraid
>>158039159girl on the right has too much masculine energy
Shites are gassed and cannot get any kick pressure on Chez & the Twink
roosters offside every tackle and nc can't do shit
>>158039159god I wanna infringe on her ruck
Tryhard Teddy padding his stats
Sad day lads the 50 curse will be BROKEN
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/live/2026/oct/04/nrl-grand-final-2026-sydney-roosters-vs-newcastle-knights-live-updates-kick-off>the Guardian is calling the bunker "TMO"kekKEK
for how much gee has held the whistle tonight, that was a weak head high call
They beat Penrith but at what cost?
>taking the poo
>>158039186would love her to peg me
>no high contact
THE POO CURSE IS ACTIVATED
>>158039186There's a partner for her with more feminine energy. No one has too much, there's always someone for everyone
POO POO POO POO POOPOO POO POO POO POOPOO POO POO POO POOPOO POO POO POO POO
>>158039229sadly I dont think wahs would of done much better, panthers had clearly, isah yeoh and dylan edwards injured, its really the phins who fucked up, they were the best chance to beat roosters.
What's with these ads cuz
>>158039186for you
Roosters spitting in the face of fate by invoking the poo curse on top of the 50.
Young and Marszew's performances are going to make the city of Newcastle racist for at least 10 years
IT’S A BIG STEAMING GRAND FINAL POO
>>158039277*more racist
feeling deflated lads, any time travellers ITT?
>>158039274Suddenly I'm not sure this is better than Penrithwinslol
BOOOOOO
we are so due a INFLICTOR
HAS ANYONE SEEN PONGA?
>>158039277>going toHe doesn’t know…
This Roosters side is so mid outside of Mark and Whyte. They don't deserve to win a premmy.
/afl/ cazzie here, why is there no female commentator?
>>158039304They just need to go set for set until an error/penalty
>>158039363there might be a sideline girl if there's an injury
Knights forwards need to fire up
oh so the ref does call non square markers
/afl/ cazzie here, why is there no hindu stream?
>>158039304Poo curse ladPooights score off the back of a penalty then again to ice itNrl scriptwriters in overdrive
3PO
>Short drop out hasn't worked all game>Lets try it again!
>>158039363Billy Slater is close enough
poocastle....
fluke
>>158039363women dont watch this sport.
OHNONONONONONO
thats fucking gay
