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4-0 AT HALF TIME

7-1 IS ON
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What part of England are YOU from?
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5-0
>5-0
5-0
>5-0
5-0
>5-0
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is this the rape thread
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>>158019388
Grimsby
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Lollllll
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I miss when Croatia was better
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>>158019347
5-0*
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CROAPE SISTERS...THIS IS ALMOST AS HUMILIATING AS OUR DEFEAT AGAINST SPAIN A FEW MONTHS AGO...
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>>158019347
calm down
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>>158019388
Why is North Yorkshire allowed to be so big compared to the other Yorkshires?
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5
>5
5
>5
5
>5
5
>5
5
>5
5
>5
5
>5
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>>158019388
NORF-SOUTH YORKS/MERSEYSIDE AND UP
MIDDUL-DERBYSHIRE TO OXFORDSHIRE
SOUF-ESSEX AND DOWN
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>89th goal in an england shirt for arry
could hit that 100 today
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>>158019388
Solihull
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The raped returns to be raped
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>>158019388
I'm a Gloucester chad
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>>158019347
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why are they only showing children
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>>158019410
Grimsby bros...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U07-A7PNTc
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>>158019436
Who was at fault here?
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>CR05TIA
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>>158019388
Nottingham
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Imagine how good we'd have looked with Theo Walcott in the team
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I swear Morrocans casted some fucking curse on us back in 2022
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This commentator is basically mocking those kids lmao
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Humiliation ritual.
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>>158019446
racist nazis were banned
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We'll beat Spain next game and then England away
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>>158019446
el chileano got a new job as a cameraman
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holy shit this is annoying as fuck
the vuvuzelas were sounding pleasurable compared to this
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>>158019463
I honestly can't believe how bad Croatia have been
I know some of the players are past their prime but there are still some good ones in there (Modric, Kovacic, Gvardiol, etc)
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>>158019436
Thanks.

Do you have this: Quick - somebody get the Ronnie Rosenthal miss tape!

Mateo Kovacic, take a bow. That is some miss.

It happened before England's 4th goal
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>>158019432
I wanna breed brown girls
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On a diet
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>>158019470
you're winning this 6-5 mate
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cant
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this is like when southgate's england faced hungary and it ended 0-4, except that england is hungary now and croatia is england
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>>158019468
>sterling is 10 years younger than modric and somehow already more washed
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Wtf happened to croatia
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i will say, this england kit is pretty nice
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where did all the ABEs go
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>bellendham
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>Ne plači za mnom; već sam mrtav
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Was the half-time break not long enough to look up highlights of the DR Congo match on youtube and copy the bus-press-counter strat?
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pizza and a pepsi
the messi diet for me
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>>158019484
this?
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Why don't they play like this at the world cup?
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>>158019510
sexo
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I guess it's time for us to import some pacy Ngubus lads....
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>>158019388
tyne & wear

>>158019424
it's empty, just york and nature. some of Middleborough and Stockton on tees is included in north yorkshire for some reason. they're better connected to the north east tho
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>>158019537
Don't know if you saw but we put four past Croatia in the World Cup.
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Croatia will never let kids attend their games ever again
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I remember when Gvardiol was treated as a world class talent
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think croatia's just too young right now...you need a bit of steel to prevent from getting overrun, you can't just throw all the kids on
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>>158019540
our ngubus are kinda slow desu. bring back walcott
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ANON THIS GAME IS KINDA.....
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>>158019530
I guess so. Thanks
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>>158019537
Next tournament we just keep playing Croatia until we lose to Belgium in the final
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Why are the brits somehow still pressuring us after 5 goals?
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>The absolute state of Croatian football
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>>158019537
no milly?
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the median age when including of all the croats in the team and in the stands is somehow the same median age as the england team
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>>158019540
Nigga you gat smoked by te palest motherfuckers they have (and Bellingham).
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>>158019540
Dont do it. Only France and England can produce good ngubus, all other euro countries suffer with imported ngubus
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>>158019568
Gárejth Southgatić isn't manager any more
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the kids should storm the pitch and cause another civil war
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Maybe it’s time for Modric to join Ronaldo in the retirement home desu (I haven’t watched a second of this outside of webms so I don’t actually know how he’s played)
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Croatia’s golden generation was blatantly robbed in the 2018 final with the help of rigi VAR shit. Prove me wrong
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>>158019568
tuchel is a sociopath and has 0 empathy
he wants another 5
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>croakek raped 0-5 in front of their children
what the fuck
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10 man czechoslovakian interior decorator at least held us to a 2-0 result
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>>158019594
He's still one of the better players, he made an immediate impact in the Spanish game, Croatia looked way calmer (though it was obviously way too late coming on like 75 minutes in)
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>>158019606
Tuchel's spirit animal is Armin Meiwes
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>>158019604
Kraut efficiency
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>>158019347
You motherfucker made me think it was Croatia winning 4-0
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>>158019494
Sexo with Black Kweenz.
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>>158019486
Best would be to cut out the sugar sauce so you can eat larger portions of the actual food. Solid meal otherwise
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>>158019623
anon its not 2018 anymore...
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>>158019347
Is every Englishman called Gary a fucking wanker?
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WE WANT 6
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>>158019537
>>158019537
Pressure
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>>158019634
yes
but its actually one of our dying names
nobody is called gary anymore because it got associated with being a wanker
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>play modric (47y old)
>act surprised you get raped
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>>158019656
He's not the problem bro
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>>158019347
>7-1 IS ON
I dont think Croatia is able to score even 1 goal
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>>158019634
>Linekar
>Glitter
>Neville
>Barlow
Oldman is a good lad though
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Come on, at least one banger
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>>158019634
Yes, every Englishman is called Gary
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CROATIA JUST DID A DEFENCE
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>>158019664
It'll finish 5-2
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>>158019634
ALLA HETER GARY I ENGLAND
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Bože moj...
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IT'S SIX
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0:6 most dangerous lead
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I just looked for the croatian national team's socials and they have none kek
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A N O N . . . .
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>6
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sorry cro-bros
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olol
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>>158019682
Oh nonono
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>>158019677
Gasp!
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this sucks
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wtf happened to croatia
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SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIX
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WE WANT SEVEN
WE WANT SEVEN
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I can't watch!!! *watches*
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>Croatsix
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HISTORY IS BEING WRITTEN TODAY IN FRONT OF OUR VERY EYES
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EVERYONE GET IN THE BUNKER
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>Crogaytia
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>>158019388
Cornwall
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>0-6
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snooker Brian spotted in the crowd
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England is the new goymany
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Saka is easily England's best player and he's been 50% of his former self for years after his ankle injury
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they're winning 6-0 and they're not even that bothered about it
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record loss incoming?

>>158019702
do you get these from the queen general on /s/?
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do you think the kids in the stand could lose by only a smaller margin than this?
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SAKA HAT TRICK
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>The Crushers of Croatia
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I've seen enough, England is winning the next WC.
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mercy we yield
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Wouldn't you keep Kane on for the hat trick?
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cheers for giving saka confidence croats, gooners cheering
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>>158019347
rip
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>>158019726
>>158019727
>>158019728
TOP FUCKING KEK
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Imagine conceding 6 goals to England. Couldn't be me.
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YOU CAN STICK YOUR FUCKING CRAVAT UP YOUR ARSE
YOU CAN STICK YOUR FUCKING CRAVAT UP YOUR ARSE
STICK YOUR FUCKING CRAVAT
STICK YOUR FUCKING CRAVAT
YOU CAN STICK YOUR FUCKING CRAVAT UP YOUR ARSE
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Dumb Croats thought filling a stadium with children would compel the Anglo's mercy
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>>158019733
not so fast we expect one of you to score
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How do you say "ITS ABSOLUTELY OVER" in Croatian?
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TUCHEL OUHT
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STOP THE COUNT
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>>158019668
Fuck my gas bill!
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>>158019737
He even left it for Kane to get his hat trick
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Croatia getting BBC'D (British Broadcasting Corporation 'D)
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>>158019702
go back to asians lad
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It would be a tragedy if it wasn't so funny...
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>>158019739
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We need 9
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the joy of six
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>>158019757
It's actually being broadcast on BBC's rival broadcaster ITV ok
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Just giving the kids something to talk about, it's more important than winning
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>>158019737
Are Croatian defenders completely braindead?
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almost
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What happened to Croatia? They used to be good
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>kids waving white flags with their phones
kek
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SAKA YOU RUDDY BUFFOON
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>>158019763
what went wrong?
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>I CAN'T SCORE
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WORLD CLASS BUKRAPPO SUCKA
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what's with all the kids
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>>158019776
the players have the trauma of the yugoslav wars, these kids have this 6-0 defeat. the cycle continues.
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What more does my goat need to do
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every zoomer there will have recorded it on their phone and uploading it to tiktok rn
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Our women are getting severely beaten as we are currently speaking
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Zadombros...
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TICK TOCK
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Please make it 10-0 that would be so fucking funny
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>>158019799
stadium ban due to racist chants, but there's a loophole that allows kids under 14 in.
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>>158019737
What are these bums even doing?
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Anri Okita, born in Birmingham, England on 28 Oct 1986, turns 40 in 25 days
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seething paddy in this thread as well
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>>158019803
Score on an empty net.
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>>158019809
the croatian fans will do that meme hand dance if it happens, and the players will see it and die inside
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How many uncs are there in the Croatian squad?
2018 was 8 years ago
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>>158019818
still would
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>>158019800
>6-0
I wish it would stop there
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>>158019828
HOLY KINO
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>>158019818
shocked shes younger than modric
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this feels like being up a retarded kid at this point
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we're only supposed to score one more than you
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I'm in Herons anyone want out
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>>158019828
I would hope they are already dead inside after this.
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Not racist, just don't think our Ngubus are very good
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>>158019847
multipack of Wagon Wheels please fella
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>>158019818
>>158019842
Unlike Modric, she’s still got “it”
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im getting a headache and i hate children now
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>kids happy as fuck
Haha bless them kids
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>>158019847
dubs and you take a shit on the floor
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Looks to be a rather swarthy fellow
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>>158019847
brown breadcakes and one of those little pots of tuna mayo please lad x

CAM ON HERONLAD SCORE SAM FACKIN GOOOOAAALLLLSSSS
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What we watching next, spain or swiss
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>>158019818
english rose
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>>158019847
They’ve got those Mr Kipling Battenberg cakes on sale I think, so a pack of those please?
And a white monster energy
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for the love of god, after you make it 7-0, don't forget to concede once, JUST ONCE

don't fuck this up
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>>158019847
I imagine everyone wants out
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Dalic should've left a long time ago desu. That 2018 second place and 2022 third place have all but ensured he'll keep the job until he wants to
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Oh to be from Cornwall
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>>158019847
jamaica ginger cake and a lucozade
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>>158019847
Yeah can you get me a heron
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>>158019879
i 'member Ozil being blamed for that.
it must have been a factor in his turk chimpout, seeing people criticise him even when the team beats brazil by a cricket scorline.
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>>158019873
i will be supporting my fellow /elite/ in their bid for promotion
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>>158019882
Not a very good coach thats true.
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>>158019847
twix and coke zero lad x
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>>158019884
they only play rugby there
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>>158019847
pack of pork mince
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>>158019899
>coke zero
when's your gender reassignment surgery?
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We deserved it for wearing such shitty designs on our official football jerseys
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Think we have a chance to turn this aeound, lads?
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expecting something meme-worthy like 3-3, but nope
grimm
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Unusual betting patterns.
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there is a gibbs, a gibbs-white
to me this sounds like an injustice
when will there be a gibbs-black
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>>158019895
>>158019896
Probably true tbf
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>>158019894
i think it was Arsenal fans calling him invisible one too many times
they were his harshest critics
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>>158019894
to be fair ozil was always a FUCKING FRAUD
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>>158019910
never, but going by your chest I can tell you're halfway there tubs
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>>158019882
>>158019898
hes been gone
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The superiority of continental managers cannot be disputed at this point
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>>158019347
Just woke up. wtf is this public rape
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>>158019915
These are the best slags croatia has?
no wonder the birth rate tanked
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>>158019388
Verbier
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>>158019884
Had the best seafood ever in Cornwall.
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has he called garner james milner twice now?
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A brazilian already made a croatia thread, kek
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Poois-Smelly. What a player. He's always got space
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>>158019747
Potpuno je gotovo
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super league grand final thread is just a yank and an aussie
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>>158019873
Scots
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Should've scored a few more
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>>158019966
i thought the super league got cancelled
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>>158019952
His secret? No deodorant. Man smells like the bottom of a slave ship on a sunny day.
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>>158019974
Brought all the crap players on now, it's over
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>>158019943
>slags
>stadium fans are all kids
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>>158019847
How come the typical UK town centre is now the exact copy-paste lineup of:
>Heron foods
>Tesco Extra (with security guard)
>Vape shop (1)
>Macmillan charity shop
>B&M
>Home Bargains
>Iceland
>Vape Shop (2)
>Turkish Barber (1)
>”Computer/mobile repair shop”
>Turkish Barber (2)

Have I missed anything?
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>>158019966
I thought they'd have the internet in Yorkshire by now
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>Perisic
>Modric
they've got Spurs DNA
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>>158019938
Yet the English will never thank us for sending them the savior of their national team.

But it was still the right and just thing to do.
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theyre saying boo-atia
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booOOooooOoo000oooooo
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bro I thought the game is an hour away
how did i miss 6 goals
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the Croat kids are getting lairy
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HOLD ON ANON I'M TRYING TO READ
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>>158019933
Lmao wtf why didn't u hear about this I've just grown used to dalic being there
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>>158019991
At least 3 more vape shops and Turkish barbers, I'd say
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Stupid kids let us read the sign, nobody wants to see your ugly faces
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Emgland should park the bus
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at least the kids are happy
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why are these kids so cheerful despite their national team's atrocious display
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>>158019994
Chill on em. Theyre old.
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>>158019991
Paki chicken shops
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>>158019991
im from yorkshire and every town here is 49 percent charity shops 49 percent empty pubs and a vape shop
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>>158019991
>no bookies
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Bellingham is cute as fuck
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>>158019991
You don't have a Greggs?
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>>158019991
4-5 bookies
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>>158020031
They're just happy to be there.
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>>158019847
Mint Viscounts please
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>>158019494
damm sterling looking hot nowadays
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>>158020031
They're only there to watch England la
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>>158020013
>you are my goat
fifa zoomeroids
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>>158019997
Football is a working class sport in England. England is a very class stratified society where culture and IQ depend enormously on which caste/class you are from.

Higher IQ middle and upper class English people play rugby and cricket whereas the lower caste low IQ working and underclass English play football. The culture of an English football match vs the culture of an English rugby match are light years apart.
There is just a dearth of high IQ English football managers.
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>>158019991
>no hipster coffee shops
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>attempts on target: 0-9
>score: 0-6
We deserve to lose.
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VERY SAD ANON
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>>158020031
because their favourite team, England, is performing so well
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>>158020024
That's exclusively for 1-0 leads in major tournaments
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>>158020042
Nah it closed down due to repeated shoplifting by local “urban youths” if you get my meaning?
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>>158020048
you see that story about the guy suing smart water for not making him smart?

think im gonna do the same thing for thin mints
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Roses on reprieve
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>>158019991
You forgot the Games Workshop
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shameless kids
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>>158019763
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>>158020031
They're in a historical game
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What's with all the kids?
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S E V E N
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>but doctor, i am pagliacci
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>>158020058
fuck ive never thought about it this way
fucking thailand...
maybe im too working class to ever come to this conclusion
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shameful
>>
>Cr0a7ia
>>
FROM SIX TO SEVEN ANON...
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Can we score now?
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*snap* yup this is going in my rape compilation
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S E V E N
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7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN) 7 (SEVEN)
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Oh nooo....
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>>158020079
epstein is in town
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7-0
>7-0
7-0
>7-0
7-0
>7-0
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RAPE
A
P
E
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Now we give them the "consolation" goal, right?
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GRIM GRIM GRIM
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>kids want Bellingham's autograph
lmao
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S I X
S E V E E N
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>>158020074
Honestly I’d love a shop like that here but instead we’ve just got the smelly CEX
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Joever.
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LMAAAAAAAAAAAAOOO SHITLAKOVIC didnt come out even though there is var
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7-0 THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
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>>158020058
You're correct except for the IQ part
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give croatia a goal for the memes
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Cr0a7ia
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CR0A7IA
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kek thank you based England
fuck Croatia
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SIX? SEVEN!
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Croatia is now a stat padding opponent
GRIM
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>>158020113
Well... we tried
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I'd 7-0 to be a croat right now
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>>158020089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pieIgmpZ4Ro
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Yeah that performance in the World Cup not looking so good now, Croatia are San Marino tier, complete shit.
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cam on engerland let em score one
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7-0 is Croatia's new record defeat.
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>>158019347
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>>158020136
albanianon is this you?
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FYI ANON
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Is Livakovic even a gk?
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>>158020138
they finally became dynamo zagrebia from their one team league
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croa71a
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I was too slow on this gif and it's already out of date
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>CR0A7IA
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Figures this happens in Rijeka
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CR0A7IA
CR0A7IA
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>KILL THEM
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>>158020120
Yeah, we have one its pretty comfy
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>>158019724
They know the Nations League doesn't matter
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TOTAL SLAV DEATH
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>>158020148
Do NOT post this slut (thank you).
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You lived long enough to see Croatia become Liechtenstein tier, how does that feel /sp/?
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Cr 0-8 ia
MAKE IT HAPPEN
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what on his mind
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>two minutes added on
just blow the whistle
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Realistically the goalkeeper who concedes 7 goals should be turned into a living breathing condom for black cum as punishment
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>>158020120
I met my gf at CEX
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Still time for CROEIGHTIA
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>Croatia score 1 in injury time
>all the kids spill out onto the pitch screaming and celebrating and murder all the England players
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How many points per goal?
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who would have thought a podcaster doesn’t make a good football coach..??
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>>158020186
Don't talk shit about Liechtenstein thank you; FC Vaduz are goated.
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not sure if the 7-1 posters are ahead and a goal is coming of if theyre just posting the meme
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>>158020167
Cr08tia soon
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DOES HE CARE NOW ANON?
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FULL TIME

>>158019788
>>158019788
>>158019788
POST MATCH THREAD
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Croatia anons how are you feeling about this?

What are your commentators/pundits saying?
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>>158020182
35piggu...
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>>158020190
croeightia is their name in greek
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This has to be some fucking witchcraft going on....how are THIS shit..
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>>158020201
i've only ever seen trannies work at CEX not even kidding
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-9 gd btw
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>>158020206
1 point for the first 5
extra 2 for the rest of the goals after
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English roses are safe tonight. Thank you croatia for taking 7 for the team
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EZE HAS BEEN SHIT
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See you in the Swiss thread lads
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>czechia up next on the slavic humiliation tour
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>>158019879
Sorry, it was just too difficult trying to let them score
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grimm
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it's not over, there is a second leg
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>>158019788
>>158019788
Kek this brazillian sticking the boot in

do croatia and brazil have beef?
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>>158020218
sex
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I DIDN'T EXPECT THAT ANON!
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>>158020242
This. Absolute shitter.
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>Modric is the cancer
APOLOGIZE
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>>158020261
Probably some diaspora retard
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>>158020261
they’re still crying about 2022 world cup
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>>158020229
grim. mine is mostly men with a few women
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>>158020244
nope
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>>158020229
my local gw only has unironic neckbeards and starving chud flavour staff
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>>158019997
dear city of germany fc
on behalf of britbongers... i thank you
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>>158020261
Croatia put Brazil out in the 2022 WC.
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>>158020218
Feels like the bad old days with Bilić but somehow even worse
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>>158020261
Croatia kicked Brazil out of 2022 WC
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>>158020201
I'm assuming she's fat and wears a lot of black.
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>>158020261
Brazilians are still seething about 2022 i guess
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>>158020254
very curious what this imbecile will say after the match
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BRING DALIC BACK
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??
I thought Croatia was meant to be good
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>>158020218
Puta.
I'm not surprised but I am still disappointed. Our zoomgroid players are average at best and Bilić's best success is getting a team into Premier League and leaving.
You lot could have let us score 1 for the memes.
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>>158020229
My local CEX staff are a couple of ageing former YouTuber girls and a dozen sweaty nerds simping over them
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croatia is not meant to be that shit shit they're not meant to be shit

i can only assume the manager will be fired and a massive inquest will be held over there
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just bench the arselel players and you win

it's that shrimple
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>>158020310
Jebski zebski oobski woobski
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>>158019388
Peterborough

up The Posh!
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>>158020304
she's chubby but not overweight
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>>158020301
>>158020326
What are your commentators and pundits saying?
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It's over, the generation's done, Bilić is washed up

Next 10 years are going to be this and trying to find something that works
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>>158020334
it is absolutely inexcusable for these players to look like San Marino and at home, as well

>>158020357
we'll see I don't know stick around the thread
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>>158020218
that this is Croatia's worst defeat ever after the 6-0 defeat against Spain
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>>158020357
Nothing yet besides disappointment.
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>>158020331
>ageing former YouTuber girls
which ones?
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>>158020357
What would they be saying after a 7-0 loss? That we played well? hahaha
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Yeah Croatia fell off, but let's not act like England aren't absolutely mint
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you just know england will somehow choke at wembley
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Sports?
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SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY
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>>158020357
Quote: "Children shouldn't have been watching this."
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>>158020386
https://www.instagram.com/p/DdZL7NWO7Ps/

Whoever these are
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>>158020346
sounds polish
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*record scratch*
YEP, that's me, you're probably wondering how I got here
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>>158020419
some of them are cute
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Damn
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>>158020326
Yup. We just couldn't do anything. The English were as strong as a bazzuka.
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Why did so many of the young Croatian lads in the crowd have receding hairlines?
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>Kane: We're best when we play at that Premier League level

Um, what does this mean for his opinion on the Bundesliga then?
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>>158020331
My local is trannies, smelly blokes, girls who probably do OF
All greebos, obviously
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Awful from Croatia tbqh. We've had some tough games against them over the last 20 years, including a few big wins (4-1, 5-1, 4-2) but they always had a lot of fight and the tenacity you'd expect from a nation of under four million people. Relative to their ranking and the players in the squad, that has to be the worst performance from an opposing side I've ever seen.
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i came
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>>158020326
>You lot could have let us score 1 for the memes
We tried, you missed
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>>158020584
there was just no fight, there was no croatia. that fight was the defining trait. to me it looked like they all basically forgot they were croatian, they look like they forgot what it means to be croatian. there seems to be a huge disconnect between the old croatians and the new EU croatians, it's like two different nations and groups of people.
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>>158020592
Interesting. Are not Bosnians allies of the Croatians against the Serbs? Both of you were with Hitler in WW2
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>>158020625
You lost, chud
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>>158020625
Croexit when?
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>>158020650
I think Crotia committed war crimes in Bosnia in the 90s
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have to be honest i don't think any of us were expecting that
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Rejoice, you just witnessed history.
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>>158020650
i am a Serb, we are still 35% of the population, but Bosniaks and Croats do have animosity between them, the alliance shifts from issue to issue, it's mostly every ethnic group for themselves
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>>158020744
the serbs are very bad people
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>>158020650
at first the croats and the serbs were allies agaisnt the turks, but after the us helped the croats win the war in croacia they joined the tutks agaisnt the serbs
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>>158020625
>millenials are different than zoomers
yeah, water is wet
everyone born after 2001 needs to be glassed tho
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>>158019991
I genuinely suspect there might be a secret government plan to keep some things running while the rest of the high street dies out. KitKats got smaller and more expensive, McVitie’s biscuits got smaller and more expensive, crisps are smaller and more expensive, and now you basically can’t pay £1 for snack foods any more. Except, weirdly, Penguin bars and Club bars, which are still the same size and still £1, but are no longer made from actual chocolate. It’s like there is an agreement for some snack foods to permanently be available for £1 to prevent civil unrest. All the companies use the exact same market research, and that is why every company does the exact same thing. So why do Penguin and Club do something else, that obviously can’t be profitable or everyone would do it, which at the same time keeps prices manageable? My theory is they have a deal where the government bribes them to keep their food cheap.

If the above is true, then it makes sense that there might be other deals to always keep certain shops on the high street. Even charity shops are closing down now (thanks, Vinted and eBay), and charity shops are always so prevalent because they only have to pay 20% of the business rates of a normal shop and they don’t pay their staff. If charity shops can’t make money, how do Heron Foods, B&M Bargains, Home Bargains, Poundland, Poundstretcher, Iceland, Farmfoods, etc, manage to stay open? They must be getting subsidies, once again, to prevent civil unrest.

It’s also worth remembering that a lot of these brands are owned by the same handful of companies. For example, I think Home Bargains and Poundstretcher are the same company.
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>>158020771
lol
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>>158020769
As they say, of all Serbs, croats are the worst.
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>>158020769
No, Serbs are a proud and resilient people who always got into conflicts with others because of it
Some are them are assholes tho
t Croat
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>>158020771
are you enjoying your holiday slobodan
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>>158020774
as a small co untry especially, you really need that edge that croatia carried for so long, and if they did really lose that if they don't have that croatian edge that came from the war, the history, if they have truly disonnected from that croatia won't do well as just a regular country, as just another small country, you may as well write them off for good. it was the spirit, the heart, that carried them as much as their skill, and you know, without that, i'm not optimistic for us
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>>158020744
>i am a Serb
Why though? That's very rude.
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>>158020079
If you’re a millennial on 4chan, everyone in a football crowd looks like kids now
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>>158020801
no i hate serbs i hate turks i hate muslims so i don't see it the way you do i'm not a lost dreamer i live in reality
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>>158020805
>if they don't have that croatian edge that came from the war
The edge came from Yugoslavia, which raised strong and proud people. War raised pampered spoiled onions generation and turned veterans into screaming drama queens on welfare.
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>>158020849
TRVTHNVKE
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>>158020771
If by Turks you mean Bosnian Muslims in 1990s, then this is somewhat accurate. (Sadly medieval Serbia did fall under Ottoman vassalage and did fight against Catholic crusades, most notably at Nicopolis). Croats in central Bosnia did have something of a non-aggression pact with Serbs to protect their enclaves from the Muslims, but Herzegovian and Northern Bosnia Croats fought against Serbs from the start. In fact, crushing the Croatian offensive into Northern Bosnia and linking the entirety of the Serb controlled regions to each other and Serbia is the most famous victory of Bosnian Serbs. Naturally, the region's Croat population was almost entirely thrown out as well, so their descendats still have resentment against us to this day.
Croat ulta nationalists still see the entirety of Bosnia as Croatian lands, but an independant Bosnia was beneficial to their own sovereignty in 1992, so they recognised the independence declaration.
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>>158020783
it wasnt like this? idk, i saw it in some youtube vid
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>still no post-match interview from our guys

lol
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Imagine the crashout that Bilic had after the game....
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I've seen enough, we are sending Mamić to Croatia in an armored train like Lenin was sent to Russia.
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>>158020726
more like herstory



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