Part I
The dodgers need this win. La has had a bunch of fraud super teams and the dodgers are the only saving grace
>40 the greaseis this not straight up dangerous for the players?
Fox glazing up ohtani really bad even though he hasn't done shit for over a month
whentani
no one cares doyerpacos
Inb4 ohtani doesn’t get a single hit
D O Y E R SOYERS
|> />
Braves will win
I'm fat, brown, gay, and retarded. Who should I root for?
>>158022486I fucked her
let's go let's gooo
>dodd vs skubal
>>158022494>fatbraves>browndoyers>gaycubs>retardedmets
>>158022494Padres
>>158022494>fat Braves>brownDodgers>gayBraves>retardedDodgers
look at all of those empty seats. dodgers "fans" really are a bunch of casuals kek
ITFDB
>>158022494you sound like you'd fit in with either fanbase
lets go doyers!
>>158022494Average Greek phenotype
>>158022494Yankees
>>158022511My Mets :)
A Doyars win would me most cheesing.
Its hot so everyone is at the bar. Retard.
Fuck the Dodgers, come on, Braves. You’re Americas team right now.
Why is everyone a nigger
START THE GAME
skooby gonna do 'em kek
>>158022536mark vientos is tight. get him on the dodgers as a depth piece
Making some burgers for the game
>>158022536My mettie jetties :)
>>158022494both
DODGERS!
>>158022555Nice
>>158022494Bokita
>>158022555ill bring the buns
>100 F with 20% humidity
>>158022555save me two
>>158022584What is the wetbulb temp
>>158022494CF America
I bought some healthy snacks for the game
I'm an athletic, straight, white man with an IQ of 200. Who should I root for?
ITS TIME
great news lads, its literally impossible for a game to be more of a slurper than the last one
IM BURNING IM BURNING FOR YOU
LET'S GO DODGERSCLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP
>>158022584>sub-105 heat indexIt's literally nothing
>>158022494You are now an Orioles lifelong
>>158022597Her hair looks unhealthy wouldn't bang
>>158022585Of course!>>158022576I have enough bro, you can bring some fries or beer or soda
THE RAKE
it's over
Braveshttps://voca.ro/16WMVbrYKB3UDodgershttps://voca.ro/1oOUu995tdpE
Rake 'em
>>158022601Elon
Fake marlins man spotted
yams sittin there starin at this white privilege mf give up a leadoff single
those doggiedoos... what do those doggies do
>>158022637>Rob Israelevery single time
>>158022597yeah milk is really healthy
Skubal is gonna be the reason Dodgers don't threepeat kek
It’s already over
>acoona
What kind of name is Tarik? Is he a Muslim?
No matter what, at least Atlanta is not infested with minorities unlike LA
Scooby doo is shit
gmgo doyers
>>158022703My bad
freeman HATES him
>scoreless firstyeah, in 18 pitches
skubal to the doyers
>>158022699The minorities are the majority in Atlanta
Freddie does NOT miss Atlanta
>0 strikeoutsIt's over.
zoinks scoob
>>158022727none of the Dodger pitchers are efficient except for Yamagoato. Expect all of them to go 6.
>>158022699Atlanta has been getting alot of mexicans
>>158022699nothing but future surgeons
Thought this skubal guy was supposed to be good kek
watch your own game poodrepacos
>>158022680Arabic for "strike" apparently, but he's of European descent. Dad's Czech, mum's a mix of different Euro nationalities.
Doyercacas kek
Who are the good guys?
Why don’t people revere the dodgers like the 1990s Yankees?
>>158022758I only have one screen at work I dont watch turds flush
Why so many empty seats for a playoff game? I thought LA cared about the Dodgers?
>>158022769womanly fags hate dodgers
>>158022769the White Sox
Dodgers are the scrappy underdogs and will always be associated with being the working class team
>>158022769the scrappy friendship team doggie doos
>>158022771Nigga just threw in the entire bait bucket
>>158022769ABS
>>158022771They need only win by committing insurance fraud.
SIT THE FUCK DOWN
>>158022769Dodgers
Gentlemen...
Good on Mookie for not challenging that. Bullshit call though.
>>158022794Didn’t they forcefully remove Mexicans from their homes to build their stadium?
>>158022804>insurance fraudit's not insurance fraud you fucking retard
STRUCK him out
>monkey bats
STREEERIKKKEE
who should i bandwagon
singletani
>>158022811Hear, hear!
I’m thinkin strike 3
>>158022820lmao that's so womanly, dude. who cares about them? it's like you're appealing to women and limp-wrists. not even spics care
SINGLETANI LETS GOOOO
fartani did something
>it's not insurance fraud you fucking retard
>eight pitches to strike one guy out on a ball
>>158022820Mexicans don't even care about that
Only a single. He’s no murakami
>>158022817kinda seething here ngl
>huge swaths of empty seatsKWAB
Better than pca already
skoobydoos kek!
oh FUCK it's on channel 11 now
>>158022861My dad suddenly did but hes the opposite end of the horseshoe of boomers where he cares more about foreign illegal beaners over actual legal ones and citizens.
>>158022878LA only cares about the Lakers and Rams
freddie freemason could use a fresh vial of baby blood
Nice washed old guy lineup doyercacas KEK
>ohtranny's efforts were for naught
poor bastards are almost like ants under a magnifying glass
>>158022900tell him he a bitch and a maricón
>>158022902>Ramskek
Isn’t it true that Chicanos speak both perfect English and Spanish at a high literary level?
>>158022932way too many young hispanics speak less mexican than i do. not that i mind, though
>100F degrees weatherIsn't LA literally a desert, why is the stadium not indoors?
I fucking hate Skubal
>>158022932You want me to write you an essay or something?
>call is overturned
>>158022932i only speak english
lowkirkingly felt like this when i went to the liq to get trulys ngl desu....go doggie doos!!!!!!!!!!
>>158022932If they grew up with mexican parents they will know spanish but the younger generation has chicano parents and many of them don't know any spanish.
Can someone tell me why this didn't hit? I thought it was a good line not gonna lie
>>158022932I don’t speak Spanish at all and I refuse to learn any other language besides English
>>158023007i look like this and wander like this
wtf I brought my glove to the multi-ethnic friend watch party and everyone's looking at me weird now.
Umpie masterclass
>>158022994>>158023017do your parents speak spanish?
YEAH SKUBYY E A H
Ump having a clinic so far
>>158022921Basically
>>158023048No
>>158022993gonna be a busy day for you, umpepe poster
>>158023035shut the fuck up dirty pajeet
>>158023048Nta but mine do
the heat is getting to the ump
eskoop
>>158023048why is your English and grammar so good? It's unironically better than most of us mutts.
>>158023104Third world flags on /sp/ are usually educated
>>158023096ORALE homes
umpie bros, how do we respond?
MY FUCKING UMPIES
>>158023096had to post that image yesterday in response to a filthy Bauer post
puro pinche doyers
umpie humiliation ritual
No one cares about irrelevantswing, college football is on!
>>158022523anime babes would *never* be dodgers fans.
>>158023136it's a PURO PARTY*gets pura vida tattoo*
>>158023122early internet days regarding all non-Americans was like that. one of the things I miss most about it.
This spic ump. Is fucking blind
>>158023075Koyori and Pekora aren't here
>>158023139This is a HUGE day for college football!
>>158022902>Ramsthe faguars have more fans
>>158023122i don't believe that for a second, baby
I BE FEELING LIKE THE MAN WHEN I WALK THROUGH
>DODD
Yo wtf when did the Dodgers get Tucker? Wtf how is that fair?
>>158023189It was fair because he ended up being shit
>NLDS>Crowd looks like a typical midseason Sunday home game>Doyerpacos
STRRRUCK him out
>>158023189
>>158023169I just got my Suisei figma.
>>158023188>canadians
Im ordering pizza, what do you anons get on it?
kek tuckydoodoo
>can't hit off a nigga named Doodwe're so cooked
>>158023189He's a $60m a year useless retard
>>158023234nice teeth
>>158023230Bacon and black olive
>>158023230pineapple
>>158023230Onions chicken bellpepper sausage
>>158023211b-b-b-bbut the heat!they used the same excuse in the series against the Red Sox where they got swept, just a pathetic fucking fanbase
noooo andy P
>be not white>waste challenges
Fucking idiot!
>>158023230chicken and pep, spicy chicken if they offer it
>>158023262Austin Riley confirmed non, I always expected it
>102°F in OctoberI simply cannot believe there are still people burying their heads in the sand regarding climate change. Like, literally just open your eyes.
>pahezKWAB
good fucking dammit Pages
>Both teams already down to one challenge
>>158022798her breasts are huge if you get my drift
Pages you RETARD
i'm 99% sure the braves haven't actually lost a challenge. the graphic is wrong and the announcers are wrong.
i wish there were challenges when puig played
stupid retard andy what the fuck is your problem. is getting on base with 2 outs that worth it? fuck face
>>158023257no, it was 4-1 and we were completely outmatched that year
>challenging in the bot of the second with no one on, on a 2-2 countkek wtf
>dylan dodd striking out the sideNice lineup you got there, doyerpacocacas
>>158023230pepperoni, cheese, and green pepper!
>>158023224>little jewboy cant stop seeing jeetsaweh, poor little rat
>>158023274October heat waves are normal for socal, it was like low 70s last week
Padres own these shit teams
Spic umps always suck
I thought that retard was banned from challenges?
>>158023274Reminder Los Angeles is a desert basin area until you hit ventura county where it's a flood plain.
>>158023273He played football growing up so for him it was just CTE kicking in
>>158023306Only you said jeets lmao
Dodd is dealing
>>158023104My parents made sure I learned English from an early age, so I went to a decent English language institute for like 12 years. My English still kind of sucks though, and I'm quite insecure about it.
>>158023273austin riley didn't waste a challenge, it was called a ball and smith challenged it. braves still have their 2 challenges, fox graphic and announcers looking at it are wrong.
Who #Niners #Dodgers here?
Take it to /cric/ vikramjit
All these braves relief pitchers have fucking ice in their veins omg
this skubal guy sucks!
>>158023343Dodgers, Raiders, Mexicodon't care about the NBA desu
>>158023343football is GAY
>>158023347It's one of the better bullpens except for dylan lee who only throws 84mph middle middle sliders
>>158023343For me it's Raidgers
>Muncy hitting 8th
>
>>158023125>ORALE homesreminds me of highschool. do they eses still say orale?
>>158023343I'm Dodgers and Chargers
>>158023335nah, your English and grammar are way above average even for native speakers. You're high IQ and conscientious about what you put out in the world. I'm glad you hang out here and willing to take any flak for saying so.
>>158023343>footballi'm not black or retarded enough to like that sport
>>158023347bullpen has been better than our starters outside of Lee in the 2nd half.
Corgy says..
heh real sexy
SLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPP
skub
Nice Sukubaru
*switches to niggercollide until 8th inning*
what are we drinking, /sp/ros? for me, it's michi utlra
boring ass game. My Mets would bootyblast both these shit teams
>>158023481a coke zero of course
>>158023481lime sparkling water
>>158023481jack and coke
If you don’t live within 50 miles of the ocean or a mountain taller than 5,000 feet, what’s your fucking problem loser?
I am now realizing there is a path to the absolute funniest World Series moment in all of history: Dave Roberts leaving Blake Snell in too long against the Rays in Game 6 and blowing the series entirely
>>158023481Diet dr pepper
>>158023443The Corgi also said Brewers will beat the Padres so I choose to trust him
What are we snacking on?
>>158023481Iced coffee.
>>158023481Blue Moon
>marinersLMAO
>>158023428Thanks, anon. I knew I could count on my /mlb/ brothers to be honest and not try and pull my leg.
>>158023481Modelo
>>158023518Dave has Snell on the shortest leash possible, any sign of anything and he's out.
Doyies need a mookie boppy
>>158023300I'm talking about this season you casual fuck
Snell is a total recall lookin nigga
Dodgers
>>158023523she's just cleaning it for him, what's the problem
mookie slap!
MAKE THEM PAY, SHO
Mookie poppy
mookie slap
monkey slap
so should I treat this as just a falcons/rams game or do the teams have some other cultural valence?
mookie poopie moogie poopoopy yayayay
gg that's game
i love acuna, but braves have to trade him. he's just nothing of his former self and he's only going to get worse.
>>158023587>>158023588>>158023601>>158023590guys, it's on channel 11 today
>>158023590and there it is
CAM ON GOATANI
bumtani
IN THE TIME IF CHIMPANZEES I WUZ A MOOKIE
shoheiwowwie yayaya showheipeepee poopy :D
'tani...
>Ohtani
Not impressed with either pitchers performance. Both getting hard carried by the heat.
kek, this asian bum is so overrated
GIVE IT AWAY GIVE IT AWAY GIVE IT AWAY NOW
Slurper
>>158023645what is "it"?
KWAB
nononohei my shoehei wohei babywaby D:
Impressed with both pitchers. The heat is having no effect.
I’ve been a braves fan all my life, but acuna is a goddamn bum
is this going to be a quick 1 hour pitching duel slurper?
>>158023481>>158023508>>158023530>>158023538Alcohol is bad for you
What part of Atlanta has all the black people?
>>158023675recker MINDFUCKED manoah
>>158023663you got him for a song and a dance. there's nothing to complain about.
>>158023481>>158023508>>158023530>>158023538Alcohol is good for you
TOMMY E TOMMY E
T O M M YOMMYE G G M A NGGMAN
edman
>>158023699correct>>158023677wrong
>>158023689I need to know this too
>>158023689I would imagine it's the city and the suburbs have the white flight like every other major american city
>>158023689the gay part
>>158023689buckhead
>>158023720gaylanta kek
MANNY LOVES THE DODGERS!
>>158023689the part named Atlanta. The White parts are literally breaking away and forming their own cities.
>>158023689linux mall nigga
>>158023740*BARF*
gaylanta is on a mission
this game sucks
Burgers were goodDrinking some coffee now
>empty stadium for the first game of the NLDSkek doyerpacos!
bravepacos malding
Red Barons is in the oven boys
>bravejamals need the umpie to make it fairkekkie doo
Braves in 4
>>158023739Why did he waste his prime being on the Poodres? He could have multiple World Series championships by now.
>>158023740how do I get a gf like this?
snacking on a rotisserie chicken I picked up from the grocery store before the game
>>158023800be white in Atlanta
>>158023645YABA DABA YABA DABA YABA DABA DABA DOO NOW
>>158023795poodres gave him the bag
Liberty Niggaty
imagine being shutout by the braves bullpen lmfao
Cmon Smith wake up
freddie freebags :)
freddie walkman
Freddie :)
bring back the other guy
I just turned on the game, why is doyer stadium so empty? Playoff game on a Saturday and it’s like 50% full?
TEO
manfred made the call
TEOEOAYOOOOOOO
>>158023866ICE finally did their job
TEIO TEIO TEIO
gaylanta kek
AHHHHHHH
TEOOOOOOOO
TEO BOPPY
TEO!
>>158023866Some of the fans got deported
T E OEOB O M BOMB
>BARVESBAU BAU!
it's barfover
manfred saw the dodgers getting shut out by a guy named "Dood" and said "no braves, put in a 25 year old with no control"
fuck yeah
tuck em!
LET'S GO DODGERSCLAP CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAPONE MORE ONE MORE
OH N-
>>158023866its 102F degrees today
Sweep incoming
doddbros
Lmao the gayves are retarded for taking out dood
TEOOOOOOOOOalso cucker!!!
>>158023834CHAD TEO LETS GOOOOOO
tuck 'em!
It's over Barfs.
NO LEAVE HIM IN
>>158023913Dodd is a reliever, he can't go more than 3 innings
the latinx man marches on
bogged megan fox looks putrid
THREEPEATTHREEPEATTHREEPEAT
I still miss you Teo <3
>>158023930KEK CANADIANS >>158023224
>>158023689Stone Mountain
>>158023834HA HAAAA
>>158023964He's been rad the past month or so
>>158023396He's coming home next season :)
>>158023942Ray Kerry went for 3 â…“ innings against the phillies
>>158023689OP's bedroom
How did the Braves get this far with no pitching?
>>158023975WELL, HOT DOGWE HAVE A WEINER
>>158023866Afternoon game for them when it should have been a night game
hyphens are negative aura
>>158023986generally low standards in the South
WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER WHOPPER
Pages would’ve been a librarian in another life
>>158023990Cleveland packed the stadium at a similar hour, LA is just too fairweather
>>158023975obligatory curse. like this game matters. football is on.
Padgers lookin solid
Oh yes, please give me a Lie burger
>>158024021I’m watching this game at my wageslave job
>dodger player that isnt mookie stole a bag What da hellll
Tucker? I hardly know her!
>>158023995This guy gets it.
>>158023975what team is he a fan of?
>>158024064Mookie is old and slow. He's not a base stealer.
LETS GO WHITE SOX WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
>>158024041It's the Soxgers now
>>158024107Do you like BTS?
>>158024096pulling for you if our doyers can't get it done
>>158024096this but unironically
>first playoff game >all those empty seatsLA never beating the soulless allegations
>>158024140nigga look at the temperature
>>158024118I confess my fondness for this post
>>158024140it's 100 degrees chud, it gets hot as fuck in the pavilion
>>158024119i NEED A DOYERS WHITE SOX WORLD SERIES. THE BEST OF THE BEST PLAYING FUCK THE YANKS AND DEVIL RAYS
>>158024140Half of them will be gone in the middle of the sixth too kek
>>158024107Incorrect but White Sox are goin to the WS
and you faggots wonder why there will be no baseball in 2027 kek
only 65 pitching in the 5th inning wow
>>158024180greedy owners just need salary floor
>>158024198:skullemoji:
did anyone else see that last strikeout by the dodger pitching who name I will not say
>>158024201many are doubting this
>>158024204Owners want a cap and floor, and tbf baseball needs it
>>158024220who
>>158024204Dodgers need to quit scamming players to move to California to lose half their salary.
>>158024227S K U B A L i got around saying his name again
You didn't forget your best friends, did you doyerbros?
>>158024229that's what the deferred contracts are for. You only get cali taxed on what you earn in that year. Shohei is not going to be paying cali tax on any of his big money
>>158024195yeah cgso incoming.
>>158024204Definitely man. Btw don't Google Mark Walters
>salary cap>shorter season>expanded baseballthese are the things that will save baseballt.knower
>when Caitlyn Clarke eats your cum, its from-WTF did they mean by this?
we want less baseball
Thank you Based Banana-Man
what you fair weather baseball fans don't know is that doyerpacos have no bull pen lol this is all going according to plan
>>158024257said no one ever
>>158024258thank you based nanner man
>>158024239never
>>158024239So, from now on, it's the Soxgers
we want less baseballmore subscription based servicesmore restrictions on successful front office, that's gay and cringemore like basketball, a thriving and fun sportand LESS BASEBALL
>>158024261They haven't had a bullpen since 2024 and their bullpen still magically turns into the best in October
Haven’t had time to watch the game yet Spicbros. Are we looking good, esse’s?
>>158024288i'm sorry but you're wrong and I'm rightno buehler or w/e to save you this time
>>158024258103 career post season games coming into this season
>>158024240Heh California is already drafting laws to get that money.
Saba is streaming in an hour and a half.
Owtani is a playoff faller
It's pretty disgusting how some of you are fine with football and basketball having salary caps because the players are mostly Black, but you get all defensive about hockey and baseball not having one.I hope there that there's a lockout, and honestly, it feels deserved for letting them avoid a salary cap. I wouldn't mind if the lockout lasts for a while, like two years and four days to be exact.
>>158024338Hockey has a salary cap stupid faggot
>>158024338Ok
It’s 58 degrees in Virginia
awful, awful baitdo better
>come to a baseball gen to seethe about baseball you nigga wildin
>>158024354prove it or else you have trickery up your sleeve again
Pro sports are a loophole for jews to circumvent the 13th amendment
>>158024355DONT FUKKEN OK ME BUDDY
>>158024360are you Norfolk anon?
>Ohtranny flies out>commentators spend the rest of the inning talking about how much better he is than Betts and how the latter has had to adjust
>upheld
>skooby dooKEK!
is will smith back at catcher or not
>>158024398NoJust saying it’s pretty funny seeing this hot summer looking game and my heater is on
AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>158024338If the MLBPA was close to as strong as the 90s there would have already been a strike to pressure the owners now
UH OH
skubal kek!
THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
Im panicking bros
kek skoobs
skwabal
we still got it we still got it
>Braves suck dickyou really hate to see it
the unslurpening is officially underway
Why are there so many Braves fans there? I thought LA has the best homefield in all sports?
Doyerpacos not like this
I've seen enough, Braves in 3
>all those cheers from Braves fanskek doyerpacos cucked
AIIEEEEEE SAVE ME FREDDIE SAMA
>>158024445Except they don't>skubal
>>158024423where in Va? I'm in Gloucester and it's low 60's rn.
>HSKPadgers :)
Doggie doo 'em!>Doggie doo 'em!Doggie doo 'em!>Doggie doo 'em!Doggie doo 'em!>Doggie doo 'em!Doggie doo 'em!>Doggie doo 'em!Doggie doo 'em!>Doggie doo 'em!Doggie doo 'em!>Doggie doo 'em!Doggie doo 'em!>Doggie doo 'em!Doggie doo 'em!>Doggie doo 'em!Doggie doo 'em!>Doggie doo 'em!
>skubal officially shook
faget ass murphy hitting a HR off the pitcher who name I will not say
>>158024455We are. I’ve literally never seen an opposing fanbase take over any LA fieldAsk giants fans what we do to opposing fans
kek, someone get this bum off the mound
aw jeez skub
doyercacas KEK
vgh… wheeze…
kek doyercacas
>>158024481put that bitch in a coma
skooba kek
>walking a dude hitting .116
skubros....
>>158024472Lynchburg
>>158024481Doyer stadium is a literal latrine
Dodgers heard your complaints about a lockout. They’re now throwing the game
>>158024425The cap and floor benefit the 95%+ of players who will never see a massive contract. The owners are going to try to split the rank and file away from the superstars, this is how the NFL works and it’s how they’re been able to have owner friendly deals since the 1990s.
Give em brain damage
Skubal is a playoff choker!!!
COONYA BLAST!!! 3-2 BRAVES!!
>>158024538And there it is
>>158024519Americans are temporarily embarrassed millionaires you know this.
>>158024512LA superteams are KWABing because deep down they know they’re soulless
>trusting skubal after the 5th inningscoobydoos kek!
KEK SKUBAL KEK
oh god oh fuck
It's skoobver...
>>158024594nah he got it
Vesia save us
Skubal looks elite
tell me why Yams couldn't start this game?
skooby doggiedoo kek
>>158024570Raiders are 3-0 tho
It's that fucking sun. 30 degrees cooler and he would have gone 8 scoreless easy.
>leaving skubal in
oh no umpie
>>158024621Trust
>>158024621Divatani wants all of the japanese media attention
umpies...
>>158024634cope
Take this Niagara out
his arm is gonna be tired he should stop
>>158022376Can you fucking retards put the team names in the op?
>>158024651Do they even still care about Ohtani? His hype fell off hard, he just feels like any other MLB player these days.
HERE COMES THE BOOM
skoobs slithers out of that jam
>>158022376Why are there so many empty seats lol
skuba-------------l
>>158024683be patient, browns dont know any better
>>158024683Sorry sir
>>158024683my bad...
>>158024683does it matter?
Padgers have not trailed this postseason tho
>>158024703only a woman would care kek>>158024719a little, i guess
>>158024683I can't do anything right...
Is lasagna just crustless pizza?
game's over no need for a nu
>>158024719I’m tired of typing a team name and. It being able to find the thread
>>158024703very womanly post
we need nu
I'm a Cubs girl and the empty seats are major ick vibes
>>158024703Feminine coded
>>158024735>>158024767She's a Cubs girl tho
>>158024767>>158024735No one wonder why baseball is dying. Wonder how many fans will be left after the lock out when ever that ends
>>158024758al or nl next time, brainiac
>>158024780this!!!
sit down you fucking fraud
>>158024683please forgive me
>>158024818Ok
>>158024815nu
Baseball is female coded
King Tucker
TUCK BOMB
Kyle Tucker did something?
king tuck
>plays shit all season>dinger in game 1 of the yoffs
UH OH DINGER
>>158024903I wish kronii wasnt such a dyke bitch shes hot
>>158024780Same desu. We'd NEVER have an empty playoff game
