>The 72-year-old is one of the gameâs great gunslingers â a sharp-tongued, leather-skinned operator, fuelled by a seemingly limitless supply of righteous fury. He is a superb, meticulous tactician, but also stubborn, spiky and maybe a little conceited.>His authority is non-negotiable. If he ever decided to get a tattoo, âMy way or the highwayâ would be an appropriate maxim.>His opening press conference at Benfica went down in folklore. âThe players are going to play twice as well as they did last season,â he said. âAnd maybe even better than that.â>Jesus ordered them to run laps in the afternoon sun. After a while, they realised that the cooler box, where they usually grabbed bottles of water, wasnât there. When a couple of them made a beeline towards the changing rooms, Jesus yelled profanities at them. The message? Only he would decide when they could drink. Only he would decide anything.>âNo footballer will ever change my ideas,â Jesus said. âNot him or anyone else.â
Some highlights from the press conference that caused Ronaldo to have the meltie (Subtitled)>>>/wsg/6244388>>>/wsg/6244390>>>/wsg/6244392
And some more general highlights from Jesus career over the past decades>>>/wsg/6244276>>>/wsg/6244278>>>/wsg/6244279>>>/wsg/6244280
I love this cranky motherfucker like you wouldn't believe
They're really pushing this guy hard, huh
>>158023984The rest of the world is just now finding out, is allPortugal has known for decades and Brazil has known for almost a decade
>>>/wsg/6244392>>158023916>Promise the most iconic player for your ant country that he will play>Have him warm up for half an hour>Tell him to fuck off after allWhat a cuntHe obviously wanted to piss Ronaldo off to make himself look like a bigger dealArrogant dipshit
>>158023948kek
>>158023960same>>158024026>Promise the most iconic player for your ant countrytime to kill yourself foreigner. your country's only known for war crimes and genocide. shut the fuck up.
Ronaldo's wife posted this and then deleted it immediately>Don't know how he can take Christ's name!
>>158024026lol "promised"As if they signed a contract or something.He said something like "I'll try to get you in" and now it's being distorted as bound by blood.
Cristiano needs constant care and love
I wish our coach was more like himhttps://x.com/cacaudessert/status/2106087077162967430
>>158024160she's just as retarded as his retarded sisters as expected. retardation attracts more retardation.
>>158024160How did she not immediately recognize that this was a fake quote? Surely she's met Ferguson, she has to know he wouldn't say something like that.
>>158023869>>158023916>>158023948>>158023960>>158024089>both their GOATs went out like little crybaby bitchesmessi lostronaldo lostthirdies lostboomers lostfirsties wonhaaland wonmbappe wonzoomers won
>>158024160Lmfao
>>158024089you got raped by africans for 800 years lmao
>>158024160>If Jorge Jesus knew in his heart that he didn't plan to use Ronaldo, then why did he call him up in the first place? To prove a point? That's not authority, that's insecurity.Idk what's funnier, the quote being fake or the fact that it reads like it was generated with chatgpt
>>158023948based
>>158023869Can't wait for him to get exposed
>>158023869I can't wait for other players to start sabotaging him.Already saw some shit about I think it was Bruno Fernandes talking shit about wanting Ronaldo back.Half the country wants JJ's ass for this.God I hate it.
>>158033357lmao if you think Bruno actually wants Ronaldo back and isn't just paying lip service
Why are portucucks are complaining about cristiano leaving? Have you faggots not watched the fluid ball you played last game without him?This is borderline mental illness wanting your national team to be held hostage by a geriatric retard that plays in a fake saudi league
>>158042868lol
>>158033357>14% is halfMath was not your strong suit in school, was it?https://observador.pt/2026/10/03/jesus-tem-tres-vezes-mais-de-apoio-na-polemica-ronaldo/
>>158043008It's not the Portuguese, it's jeets. The vast majority of Portugal is celebrating.Only 14% of Portugal at this point is trying to defend Ronaldo.
>>158043030Go out and talk to normalfags. You'll get why I said it.>>158042868I thought it was weird too but the issue is the lip service is enough to give impetus to the other drooling retards.
Out of all the people I've talked to about this, and it has been many, they're all on Jesus side.Only on social media you get barely coherent Portuguese speaking people defending Ronaldo.Then there's Brazilians, Indians and all their variants, Mohammed's that are all defending Ronaldo.
>>158043326>Then there's Brazilians, Indians and all their variants, Mohammed's that are all defending Ronaldo.Why does Ronaldo appeal to brown people so much?
Most normal people want ronaldo to go fuck himself since he is holding us down for at least 4 years,the only ones who support him are the "ronaldetes",who say shit like we must be grateful to him and they rather not win any tournament if he is not playing.
Its going to he hilarious when Portugal get knocked out in the Ro16 again next time. I wonder who the scapegoat will be then, probably Bruno.
lol
>>158043871Yes,our country is retarded as hell.
der chikaner cycling hard between his VPNs in this thread
https://www.instagram.com/maguigas/Jeets spamming Goncalo Ramos wife instagram lmao
I think Jesus is really fun and I'm very happy he's our new coach. I don't think it's all that likely he will win us a World Cup or an Euro, but I'd rather lose swinging for the fences than prancing about and I guarantee you Jorge Jesus isn't gonna lie down and try to cover up if the team gets punched hard.
>>158043917KEK
>>158043917Ban india from internet
>>158043084So it's all just thirdie jeet chimp out?
>>158033357stop spreading misinformation, you retard, everyone is on JJ side minus 5 retards like (you).
>>158044781third worlders. Indians, mexicans and brazilians. In Portugal the only ones defending the 41yo manchild are two or three lunatics, his family, the media that he more or less owns and the ones that profit from his presence in the nt
>>158045223>In Portugal the only ones defending the 41yo manchild are two or three lunatics, his family, the media that he more or less owns and the ones that profit from his presence in the ntI would hope so because the way you played around him was so dull It sets you back. Now that you got rid of the nuisance you're actually playing good ball. Hope Zidane does the same with mbapoo everytime he steps over the line. Bench the faggot until he behaves
>>158045167>implying I'm on Penaldo's sideVai mas Ă© po caralho do teu pai seu anormal da merda e aprende a ler uma lingua que nĂŁo seja tuga fodasse.Eu nunca disse que tava do lado dele, simplesmente dou-me com normalfags e sem para que lando vai o vento, porque nĂŁo sou um retardado fechado no quarto a postar no 4chan.Engole-mos mas Ă©.
He seems like a Jew
>>158045479Not him but the normalfags I know are also on JJ's side. My family as well.Your normalfags are stupid and in the minority.
>>158043917kek
>>158023948Saved
>>158023869finally i can support Portugal since all my neighbors are from there
>>158045479Devias rever as tuas amizades, Ăł grande corno. Eu dou-me com normalfags, um deles fĂŁ desse marreco, que ainda andava a inalar copium no mundial a minimizar o que o Messi estava a fazer e nem ele neste momento defende o Reinaldo, Ăł seu filho da grande pota, come merda. AtĂ© te digo mais ainda tenho dois amigos do pateting aka clube de chupadores das bolas desse pino e atĂ© eles o insultaram, vĂȘ lĂĄ tu. Se calhar o problema Ă© teu e dos teus amigos que na verdade nĂŁo sĂŁo normalĂłides mas sim retardados como tu, seu AntĂłnio do caralho.
>>158043871wtf
>>158043871lol
>>158043895why did you steal my father's backpack in Lisboa
Fucking cuck accepting Ronaldo back fuck him
He'd win you the world cup or at least put you on the spot cause it's so clear now the team plays so much better without "Cris". Only saars cry about Ronaldo on twitter
>>158054664yes but Portuguese politics will ruin it
>>158023869QRD?
>>158054869The next WC is in 4 years thou. Will Ronaldo seriously expect to play at 45?
OP HERE THIS THREAD IS OUTDATEDJESUS HAS cucked OUTEVERYONE MIGRATE >>158053040>>>158053040>>158053040>>158053040>>>158053040>>158053040
>>158023869Up until this point I've never even heard of this beaner
>>158055247This is an insult to yourself
>>158055247Embarassing
>>158045479>google changed normalfags to normies lmao
