Boltz Edition Last time >>158013865
go knights
>laffs
Go Broons!
My Senators still haven't played yet this season
I don't know when they did this but they added Johnny and Matthew to the flames alumni in NHL at 99 OVR (in NHL26)
>0 points tonight
*bangs on the glass*
>Wings fans when Larkin won't waive his NTC out of the goodness of his heart to help Detroit after the organization publicly humiliates him on opening night
>>158024217>NHL Aliumni AssociationWhere's Aliu?
>>158024274I cried the day my local rink retired the weiner shooter.
>Barkov on LTIRLook who just opened up some cap space for Dylan Larkin
>>158024364Gary please save us
>>158024308>get paid tens of millions of dollars to do dream job>be a little bitch about the jersey you're wearing and not just finishing your contract
Devils Derangement Syndrome melties in just two more hours
The consequences of team Canada losing in the Olympics. Now all these americans on losing teams want to win. It just so happens only the sunbelt is allowed to win now.
>>158024388He and Hellebuyck can be teammates in Liiga
>>158024388>Wastes a decade of his life waiting for the team to get their shit together while being constantly antagonized by the GM despite being objectively the best player on the team for the bulk his careerHow dare he be fed up with the team. Just ignore the fact they are currently in yet another contract dispute with another player, it's surely all Larkin's fault and not the organization being a complete clownshow.
>>158024463yzerman faced more criticism as a player than larkin ever has
>>158024403Did someone say devils?
>>158024417liiga has a transfer agreementthey'd need to sign with a khl team
>>158024269Yeah he’s Bedards cousin
>>158024506More like cousin in law but not even that
>>158024463He's the franchise player. It is partially his fault the team sucks. He'd only be 34 years old when his contract is up, he'd have a 4-5 years to hop around and sign with a team that has a chance at a cup like all the no-cuppers do
>>158024269Laffs won this bust just so they could give Landon DuPont to Philly this year
>>158024417No! We're full!
An eskimo making the WHL is impressive enough. I don't really have any expectations for Gavin in the show
>>158024593we don't say that anymore budthey're the elks now
>>158024593>eskimoThey are called elk now
Reminder tbat Goddess ashley is playing for vancouver in the pwhl
Based
>>158024498They’ll be stars in Shanghai
No one is cuter or better than ashley
Shes literally perfect in every way
She is going to dominate the pwhl with her cuteness
>go one night without smoking weed>have a dream where everyone i normally see on a daily basis is a shape-shifting demon vampire
I think the beat thing about ashley is that she's perfect in every way possible
>>158024620>>158024615Crazy how this place is full of ai bots now instead of real people.
Someone tell Vedal there is a problem with my AI.
>>158024714Cute :3
RIP
The wings? Not a team I have to watchThis bridge? A bridge worth observing
>>158024586Are you afraid that Hellebuyck will expose Finnish goaltending?
>The Toronto Maple Leafs defeated the New York Islanders 4–2 on April 17, 2022, at Scotiabank Arena.>Game Details>• Date: April 17, 2022>• Venue: Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, Canada>• Final Score: Toronto Maple Leafs 4, New York Islanders 2>Key Highlights>• Record Breaker: With the win, the Maple Leafs secured their 50th victory and reached 106 points, setting new franchise records for both categories.>• Playoff Impact: The loss officially eliminated the New York Islanders from postseason contention.>• Absence: Toronto played without their leading goal-scorer Auston Matthews, who sat out with a minor injury.>• Goaltending: Jack Campbell made 27 saves for Toronto, while Ilya Sorokin stopped 33 shots for the Islanders.
>>158024693whyd he do that
The Gordie Howe Bridge is a vehicular freeway bridge that spans the South Saskatchewan River in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada. It is a steel girder bridge, built as part of the Circle Drive freeway system in southwestern Saskatoon. At the time of construction, it was projected to cost $272.5 million to build. It is the southernmost road bridge in the city. The bridge is located adjacent to the Grand Trunk Bridge. It is also the longest of Saskatoon's bridges at 440 metres (1,440 ft) in length, and the first to have a concrete road surface. The bridge was scheduled to open with the completion of the entire Circle Drive South project on September 30, 2012. However, record rainfall, high water tables and an early snowfall made that deadline unfeasible. The actual completion and opening date was July 31, 2013.
>>158024931
>>158025096vaxx status?
go to google earth, scroll into some city or area, then at the top menu bar select tools > flight simulator, and now you can pretend to fly a plane in google earth
Bruins r playing again today. How joyous
a minute into habs tonight and pierre is already making me cringe
>habs tonightThat was your first mistake
im gonna get a pools ticket for tonights games
>>158024794i did the same but i had a dream that me and my family moved into a new house and i kept finding cool rooms full of stuff to look through
>>158024794Weed is so bad for you it causes psychosis
>>158025220twisted fucking psychosis >:D
>>158025106can I go back in time 25 years?
the games on tonight are for bozos only
trbrother wontrb lost
first saturday night without hockey night in canada
>>158025443My country is dying
uh hello /hoc/!*lick lick*
Hockey Night in 4chanada
>>158025067Why did they even bother naming this after gordie
>>158025459that's it, 2 minutes for Ruffing
>>158025220It happened to my cousin. Quite the experience.
for me, it's going to be jackies-mammoth and laffs-sens on split screen, and then maybe nucks-flames retardbowl to round out the night
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwpqiaWKPkQ
>>158024403>yes she looks perfect>unfortunately she has a gymnastics background
>hes watching gary invented teams again
>>158025450It's okay if he's a fag and has 5 friends that'll go as a construction worker and a biker and a soldier and a cowboy and a cop
elliotte posted the funny acronyms again xD
>>158025508>>158025534I meant a Canadian as a costume.
>>158025549CAL
BUD1
>>158025450How is astronaut not an identity? If I went to space I wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.
>>158025450don't care still going as nightwolf
already noticing a massive improvement on the panel without that retard hrudey anymore
>>158025473Naming things after athletes is proof that canada is controlled by a foreign regime.
>>158025483Stanley Cup Midoffs
THANK YOU GARY
>>158025652IT'S REAL
Blue Jackets pregame is on!
My red wings won the trade
>>158025652kek>rags
>>158025652Fuck you I believed it
>>158025652>rags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqZ70nx8vm0
>>158024217>Iginla higher rated than FleuryBehead EA Vancouver
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuqVxD3i4y0
>>158025686I believe everything I read on /hoc/ too :(
>>158025496The resemblance is striking
>>158025652>thg already confirming itholy fuck>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
with swedes you sneedwith finns you win
>In 2018, Odelein contracted a blood infection after being pricked by a cactus whilst playing a round of golf, which damaged his liver and kidneys and forced him to undergo a complex operation and organ transplants.Only dumb people play golf.
>>158026001holy crap
>>158026001>just live in the sunbelt bro
>>158026001americans snd finns play disc golf
my rebbies?choked away a 24-7 lead :)
>>158026001
the sun literally turns your bloodline brown
>>158024736remember when she flunked out of cornell? or maybe she didn't want to get raped
>>158026135is he okay?
I just spent over $100 on one magic card at a gaming convention
get your snacks puck drops in 2 minutes
remember when that zesty black dude from nxt that hangs out with monsoor called one episode of raw for some reason and shoehorned in a bunch of 4chan memes
no one collects magic cards unc
>>158026001arizona fucks with hockey players in a lot of weird ways, the mayich thing, all the guys who schizo out on the cops for some reason
>>158026197Austin Matthews sexually assaulting that police officer
>>158026197Howler's Revenge
>Backstreet Boys for the return of Hockey Night in CanadaBased
Time for my Sensies at long last
kys ron maclean
where the FUCK is Jen
>>158026327do me fitst
>>158026284unfortunately its not Hockey Night in Canada anymoreCBC owns the brand but Rogers owns the NHL broadcast rights and Rogers refused to make a deal with the CBC wherein the CBC gives them a boatload of money and a license to use the brand and Rogers gives the CBC the rights to broadcast games
>welcome to rogers saturday night hockey
>>158026196I've collected a playset of (You)
Give Chicago your energy /hoc/
our jackies
new nersey nevils
how has colby armstrong managed to have such a long broadcasting career just by being crosbys linemate for a few games?
>>158026284Correction>Rogers Saturday Night Hockey
gene's hair! omg
oh so we're talkin haircuts now?
am i original? yeeaaham i the only one? yeeaaham i sexual? yeeaah
just play some fucking hockey already!
my canesies! :)aho!
>>158026453Gary's getting some ice cream
philly pals... we're getting blasted again
>>158026350>>158026360
My Habitants
MR JEFF JIMMERSON
>>158024132Ovi is still playing?He's almost as old as the dudes on the ice right now
Drop the puck Gary
The PWHL should demand Don Cherry's reinstatement
>>158026508gary lost the keys to the puck vault on his latest binge
>>158026504i've spent more time unemployed in my life than this guy working for the penis
OOOOOOOH KEKNADA
>>158026535Please respect us
go oilers
Good god just drop the fucking puck
>>158026518There's no way that interview about stepping on the flag is the only time him and hayley wickenheiser have ever chudded out together
>>1580265357 men on the ice
>>158026535Is Jagr going to play a few games with Kladno this year?
>shitmarkWhat about My Reimer?
>>158026539>boo US anthem>p..please respect usGood luck leading western civ per your PM
>>158026196i do in fact i just acquired a damaged savannah the back is fucked but the front looks decent
Based Lemieux
>>158026183was it in utah my bro is at one in utah right now
>>158025764true
>>158026562seethe>>158026565nope, I think it's officially over now
go go mammiesgo go krakies
>>158026589to the toilet
>>158026626My Suzuki took care of it anyway :)
>>158026284almost sold aj cocaine once back in the mild winter of 2016 by proxy
>>158026640silver
>>158026363you pulled this joke on me once bro kwab it was rude
>>158026661nothin'
>dabres
>>158026628literal who teams
>>158026626Jagr should have fucked off a while ago
My ducks>Your cucks Simple as
>kwabkenit begins
gooooal
scarrrrrrr
Kindle is back
goilers
Draisaitl, Boucharr, Podkolzin, Michaels. The Oilers everyone expected to have multiple goals after the first couple games.
As of right now, I am reopening the Sex-Files
My penguins ):
home made salsa with peppers/tomatoes I grew myselfFeelsStrongMan
2 ez
What even is a duck?
CAUFIELD BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>158026618no it was in Pennsylvania
eat the buuuutt!!
MR. ROGERS SATURDAY NIGHT!
>>158026759if it's anything like a PUCK that is something i am familiar with
>>158026759Like a goose but less silly
MY CANADIENS :))))
>>158026759Like a goose but more rapey.
What you want to do is not shoot at the net and miss
>>158026747
SSCAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
gary saw the viewership numbers for those slurpful scoreless draws and told the boys to pick up the pace!
You're not going to win if you give up more goals than you score
based Danault
>buffalelstraight back to irrelevance with you
>>158026842Source?
>finnish goaltendig
my jackies should consider getting more shots desu
It's official. The Sabres was a 1-year wonder and will be a bottom 5 years for the coming 15 years.Also, ukko-pukko lukkunen stinks worse than Brampton.
At least the PK isn't as dogshit as it was last year
>getting bitchsmacked by the blackcocksDamn Buffalo hated playoffs that much huh?
>Good evening, Seattle Kraken. I'm listening.
shit teams today
gonna have some pizza
Our Jackies :(
Lara Flynn Boyle at 18 years old
>>158026896good post
Thought randy was up 1-0 now their down 1-0
>>158026922I ordered a pizza yesterday and it was atrocious Considering throwing the rest of it out
>>158026931terrible. ugliest, by a mile wide power gap, of the twin peaks girls including nadine
>>158026857Gary
>>158026962Lynched
PING
>>158026958I had really good pizza yesterday Dave from barstool even reviewed it
>>158026896based
the goys are back in town the goys are back in town the goys are back in town the goys are back in toooowwn
might hit the saunas later after the games, bros. anyone in?
im so happy hockey's back!!
>>158026984PONG
>>158027001he got fired from fox kwab
teddy blueger the human booger
>>158027031thin lizzy rules
>>158026896glad he's dead
>l1ffs
>>158027097he's alive and well
My Sensies :) Chabot earning his captaincy already
>>158027097He isn't
bob you're off the case
uh reffs?
My penguins (:
VGSchabot
Diiiiirrty goal
>>158026896>>158027097>>158027124>>158027138Who
REFS!
YOU'RE ON THIN ICE, BOB
GENO MACHINOO
reffies fucking Kraken up
As Canadians we can me the nicest people you know but mess with us and we go elbows up
Now THIS is the Kraken team I'm used to seeing.
my islanders aren't winning yet but they will be soon
Another point-less period for McKenna. I don't want to say the B-word yet buuuuuut
mom made newfoundland steak for dinner
Shane wright looks horrible.
Another successful PK by the Kraken
>>158027232Third game for a scrawny kid in the NHLSame thing happened in collegeTrust the plan
>>158027237hell yeah
We love OUR SENNIES yes we do! We love them how about you!
>>158027254And that’s surprisingly why
>>158027254He is
>>158027232le but?
>>158027237
>>158027232cope he has 1 shot
I don't care much for Canadians.
Shane wright to the Canucks for aatu raty who says no?
Yo why the fuck does Tampa have two fucking faggots commentating on the game. You faggot fucking fags have fags commentating on your faggot network. Kill yourselves. Literal gay talk retard faggots
>>158027328you'd give away the finnish connor mcdavid for shane shite??
Shane Wright? More like Shane Wrong
Erm why didn’t anyone tell me about this?
>>158027328Shane Shite for EP40
gotta bang bodies in the dirty areas
>>158027344no one calls him that
For me, its Shane Hollander
>>158027337Why so hateful
>>158027382he just did
what's good for the goose is good for the gander
>>158027387Because nigger I don’t want to listen to faggots or women commentate on hockey you fucking queer
bud called him finnish mcdavid when they drafted him to the islanders.
MY WILDZ HOME OPENER!
>>158027382i also call him the finnish connor mcdavid
>>158027416lmao you must be the gayest person on /hoc/
>>158027337florida is for the queens and the queersall that sun turns you into a fruit
>>158027422lol
>>158027430Right behind you Mr. White Knight
>>158027430finally a good finn post
>Rodger’s Saturday night hockeySoulless
>>158027232Unironically he looks overwhelmed and his linemates are both over 30 and fucking lost a gear since last year.I fucking knew with the Chayka hire that Rogers' ambition was to placate Matthews until he walks away for nothing. Fuck this dogshit franchise. Why did I have to be cursed with being born in fucking Toronto. I should have jumped ship to the Habs years ago. At least their ownership give a fuck.
This board is all gay and brown I’m out. Kys jeets
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
>>158027462https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96OTz6_qTnETAKE ME FUCKIN BACK
the end of the world started and no one cares
>>158027485kwab
>>158027495Retard
>>158027485See ya later faggot
Doesn't the leafs need more than one person who can score
>>158027495Shut up and enjoy your bread and circus, goy
>>158027495Why, are the leafs winning?
DROP THAT PUCK!DROP THAT PUCK!DROP THAT PUCK!DROP THAT PUCK!DROP THAT PUCK!
OVI fucking sucks he needs to retire already
>>158027495Nothing ever happens
ovechkin is actually 45
>>158027495so what happened?
>>158027593he burned his tendies
>>158027593Mckenna busted
Is this good?
>>158027640:)
papi!!
this is gonna be the best season ever let's gooooo
>kraken on pace to be shut out by the >>>oilers
>>158027640it's already wrong
>>158027618>>158027623kek
>>158027659They crushed the flames.
>>158027659As is to be expected
Ottawa is not a good team.
kek, perds are SHIT.
>>158027651Being a Bruins fans in the 50s would have been grim.
gary replaced us
>Sanderson dedOh fuck right off
the leafs are surging
>>158027740How come there’s only one frog
this clayface movie looks terrible
>matt dumba55 doing the "let's play hockey."Fuck that race-baiting faggot.
>>158027765texier is the french mcdavid
>>158027740uh oh 4 nations sisters....what if they let in Russia??
why we so squished
Senaturds finna cucked by tkafuck brothers
>>158027696an ant or a feather could crush the 2026 flames
>>158027593New "covid" just hit in Russia. Pestilence. So it's important for every country to let Russians travel all over the world to spread it out as much as possible.
canes suck...
>>158027794They have no defenseman.
>>158027832They're shook now that daddy (Panthers) came back from getting milk
>>158027830We have zayne
my jackies are playing like shit
mckenna a bum
JEANNOT SCARSMY BROONS :)
habsissies... not like this
Why do the preds have a dragonball on their shoulders
pens bros we're beating those zoomies asses
>>158027872how's garland looking out therei always liked that feisty bastard when he was on the nucks
easy there fresh pack
I'm starting to think the Dallas SAARS are not a good hockey team.
>>158027907he had like 2 really good games when he first got here last year and has been completely invisible since
put mckenna on the 1 pp you cowards
>>158027739yeah they had no idea how far away they were at the time. could be in one of those patches now, we'll never know
>>158027787He has a NBA hairline>>158027920No no. Everyone should act just like during covid. Let them travel all around the world for maximum spread.
guys i have diarrhea help
SSSCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
i thought the wendys man finished the rebuild in 1 off season?
marchenko scaa
marchenko scored...
marchenko giving the snes a backshot
sens suck
>Sanderson out for the rest of the nightOh yeah it's fucking over
When did Nikita Zadorov get his flow?
S S M 8SM8
>>158027993get some pepto bismol
>>158027993Let 'er rip buddy
>>158027993i use my gaming depends when this happens
>>158027993i hope your toilet put in that off-season work otherwise he is in for a rough time
No NHL commercials featuring NiggerFL players IF you please
That’s nice that Marchenko scored but where’s McKenna?
>>158028024>>158028031>>158028046>>158028053i just cleaned the entire bathroom and then this shit happens
krak has small p
is mckenna ever gonna do anything
>>158028093Youre meant to go in the toilet yah dingus
>>158028088>>158028121at least he doesn't look dazed and confused like he did in the last couple games, but it's going to take some time
Bustin Bustkenna
Who is the official pizza of >your team?
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZALLEZ MONTREAL
Monty would have save that
PENS SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
>>158028104nevermindKRAKEN SCCARRRRRRRRno shutout for the oilers this time
>>158028123
RELEASE THE KARKEN
>scoreless draw in stank island
Bros... the Pittsburgh Geriatrics are looking dangerous out there...
ET LE BUT
2020 Covid bubble hockey was peak.
>>158028121No
LAY IT ON THE LINE
>>158028229Retard
Senators goals have all been flukes fuck me.
>>158028016He heard what you wrote.
My Sensies :)
>>158028229true that's when my islanders almost won and would have won
should i go to junior b tonight
>>158028229The only people who say 2020 wasn't peak are normalfags
Another - ! BUST BUST
nice lil sauce pass
Laine should become an alcoholic then find redemption as a youth hockey coach in Finland
>>158028295Islanders could never win
for me it's the 2021 montreal-vegas series
>>158028286Our Sennies :)
>>158028296yes
2020 was the last breathe of fresh air in /hoc/ we had so many new gimmicks and personalities. We’ve been declining ever since.
Dallas win never win anything.
>>158028316he'll sign to panthers
Where's Barzal?
THERE'S A PLACE>>158028368 DOWNTOWN
tanev is an old ass unc
>risto has left the buildingall finns dying...
>>158028394Which one?
The core 4
>>158028371They'll win the NHL Cup when Gary implements an in season tournament
gn /hoc/, see you next time
>>158028421tarana tanev
>>158028439Hyvaa Yota
bust status?
>>158028439sweet dreams, pekka xo
>>158028439>>158028450
>>158028121He's playing with the two most uncaring and defensively irresponsible forwards in the league What's he going to learn?
>>15802822924/7 hockey was so kino even if I was freaking out about finding a job
Weren’t the bust signs evident on mckenna? Shouldve drafted that guy the sharks took. He looks damn good.
>>158028450Damn they both washed uncs now?
>>158028511yes
>>158028493He should be traded to the Jets so he can learn the Moves Like Yager
Our penguins (:
>>158028536Jagr plays in Russia silly
>>158028509viggo also looks good on the jets
buffalo is sorely missing tuch and byram
>>158028296Absolutely
My Devils cain’t score
islander score
Leafs would’ve drafted Shane shite
Biggest frauds of 2026-27astroturffed by the Quebec government
>>158028598Shut up idiot
>1:4>upcoming benultyyep, it's bed time!
>>158028619I tried telling you bro. That playoffs run stank of fraudulent energy
>mckenna helplessly pawing at people in the scrumjej
>>158028639islander score
Another point-less period for McKenna
My penguins again (:
>>158028706Kill yourself
gary i will not be buying the thanksgiving sub so stop asking
>>158028720KWAB
kwab montreal
kraken are not currently losing
thankfully my habs still have the ace up their sleeve sam montembeault
Bruh what the fuck i stepped away for 5 minutes and its 5-1
>>158028765he's the fattest goaltender in the world
>>158028739It’s really good they used carved turkey so it’s fresh and juicy
ah fuck baby i'm about to gavin mckenna (bust)
>Montreal when their goalie doesn't turn into Carey Price to hide their complete lack of defense
is that mommy coach still with the krakies?
another red wing requests trade
>>158028824Unfortunately not. She's a Stay At Home Mommy now.
uh oh things are not looking good in detroit right meow
Islanders fans when they realize sorokin was never an allstar goalie.
>>158028831>>158028837>Sir, a second trade request has hit Detroit
>WE’LL HEAR FROM MOM WHEN WE COME BACK XDMust we tho
Does Detroit have any nice areas? I imagine it’s become like robocop and it’s dangerous everywhere.
>>158028824she's manages the way players develop on the devils now
Put the fahkin' puck in the net!!!
>>158028913yeah bud there's nice suburbs
>>158028824Naw, she went to the debbies
>>158028913Not in the city limits
>>158028316He’s not cool enough to be an alcoholic. He’ll be a shut in
>>158028913the islamic protectorates aren't bad
>>158028938what is the official food of Detroit
>>158028913it's not that dangerous anymore because everyone left while it was dangerous
All the Islanders look like they have down syndrome and are also gay
puke poos
>>158028972coney dogs
>>158028924>losing 2-0 to my islandersUnderdeveloped
Attempted a risky fart and shit my pants, missed the end of the period cleaning up that mess
>ded wongs
>>158028924So they have gangbangs every day
Why isnt nemec helping the flames win? He has all the ice time in the world now.
>>158028972I dont know ive only been there for my kids travel league tournaments
the little goober is doing gambling ads now
>>158028368Covid killed /hoc/
>>158028972lil caes
>>158028972Government cheese
>>158029015I thought this was a dumb meme until it happen to me a couple months ago.
>>158029015you miss 100% of the sharts you don't risk
>>158029020The Atlanta red wings
Bo Scorevat
>>158029020Didn’t red wings refuse a Quinn Hughes trade cause they wanted to keep him?
>>158027731this but canes
Your Debbies :D
>debbies
islanders score
>>158028972Nasty pizza
LETSGOBLUES
my avies :)
>>158029130YWNBAW
Dougie Hamilton is a weird ass faggot
>>158029134they definitely do it differently in detroit
McKenna will get his first goal this period, and win the game.
>>158029171That’s a lasagna
>>158029134Isn’t it that square Elio’s pizza?
>>158029096Yes. Then they didn't extend him despite him openly saying he wants to play there and eve paying for his own insurance to train with them. He had to fly back to Sweden and ask his boyhood club just to keep training. SELL THE TEAM
>>158029165I don't think going to museums makes someone a weird ass faggot
What team should I cheer for if I prefer 2 dimensional women
>>158029204flames
I was thinking about making a Blues/Avs gamethread
>>158029020Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with Chris Ilitch
>>158029171I've seen deeper.
I really love hockey and I'm excited to share some new posts in the next thread
>>158029194True but it makes you gay
>>158029225Please make it
Who are the panelists on saturday night /hoc/
My flyrs:(
>>158029285>>158029285>>158029285New
>>158029225Do it
>>158029265bud, samir, jen, and Ron Mclean
>>158029227He’s not his dad if you catch my drift
>>158028796a clear advantage no?
