>floriduh gaytors
>gets Shortgoy fired>watch Michigan lose @ Minny for the first time in 50 years>splatters Iowa to avenge the 55-24 game >Jeremiah now holds all the major Ohio State receiving records Goddamn what a good day.
New Mexico is unironically the best G6 team. They won’t get a playoff spot because Boise State’s “quality loss” will be considered better, unfortunately.
Pontificate upon the possibility of pretending to personify a gayturd
Chimpy
There are no good teams this year
What was the point of that 2-point attempt?
Michigan Bros.......I can't return my gear at Walmart cuz its used
Is the temperature too cold for Florida?
>>158025431nothing will make up for>lost to UT
>>158025461>Losing to a team with a losing record against Minnesota and NorthwesternEmbarrassing
tennessissters....
>>158025377They love to hate us Gator bros.Stay strong.
>>158025461They’re doing alright so far despite Archie
>one natty in 50 years>blue blood they said
""""heisman"""" canidate Jadan Baugh week 512 carries 13 yards 0 touchdowns
NICE DROP FAGGOT lmao
>>158025527Top fucking kekHis longest run last season was for 26 yards. On infinity carries. He is shit and was always shit. Everyone just goes soi face when they see how jacked he is
Jesus. What the fuck happened?
>>158025527Brutal. And it isn't over. We're getting ole missed.
if your team hasn't been to a CFP game they aren't a real blue blood. you've had 64 chances to make one game
>>158025590Need to keep Missouri ranked
Just got back from the gym, what that fuck is happening with Florida?
GUYS WHAT HAPPENED? I THOUGHT UF WAS GOOD? I THOUGHT UF WAS BACK? THEY BEAT OLE MISS! WHAT HAPPENED? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED GAYTARDS!
holy shit Florida is hella dogass huh
>>158025590Missouri scored a lot more points than Florida. Duh
>GAYTORS
Holy fuck Gator bros.Completely falling apart. Goddamn we're going to be made fun of so much :(
>>158025614>would>would>wouldn't>would>would
Jesus fucking Christ, florida.
>they are heading for the exits alreadyKEK
>>158025614what part of texas is this?
Jap poster on suicide watch yet again
>that cuck heading to the exit doing the gator chomp
>>158025614not that good of a team
>watch me curse this team
>>158025647Staff Sergeant Ramirez didn’t actually graduate.
>Tennessee forced to put in a white QB
>gaytors
Gator anons, we are in fact not back...Watch this bullshit flag.
I'm at a game scoreboard watching, how is Florida is stinking it up? Is it entire collapse or did the offense just completely fold and the route is on?
>>158025643Sixth Street.
>TOUCHDOWN GA-
Nice TD retard
Attention Missouri-Florida viewers, Florida’s performance has been so abysmal I am now changing to the Auburn-Tennessee game. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>>158025401RAH
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WOKE UP FROM MY NAP WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GATORS
>>158025698We got our asses fucked. Raw.
>>158025452My rough college Spanish translates this as; my boyfriend can use a basic outfit because to be with me is an outfit?the fuck is this woman even talking about?
I have literally never drank a Doctor Pepper. Shit looks gross.
>LSU, Taco Tech, Clemson and Indiana in head-to-head broadcast matchupsA bunch of southerners will be seethewatching Indiana, won't they?
F
>>158025633low standards
all these retarded faggots on TV who were sucking gator cock all week are just gonna pretend they knew they sucked all along
>>158025712if I'm ever sentenced to death I want to be suffocated by thighs
They just showed two fags eating cotton candy out of eachothers mouth at the illinois game
>>158025741do you think she gives passive aggressive handies
oh my lol barners
You're going the wrong way, dumbasses.
>>158025452>>158025740I don't know, I'm assuming that's a paisa Colombian, it's not important what she's literally saying. The sub-context is "I want sex"
We need to implement NIL for cheerleaders, so schools can compete to display the hottest ones (and also get the fags outta there)
>shortburn
>>158025776G6 coachingG6 players
>>158025699>cans.wav
Cameramen are getting pervier showing hot ladies in the stands this year, and I for one am here for it.
mud dogs ain’t winnin da bourbon bowl this year?
>>158025790Imagine your Super Bowl being the team that lost to Western Michigan.
>>158025803In the b1g we show dudes kissing
humiliation ritual
>>158025699I wonder what he had to say over this jeet business. >cans.wav
Coach Primate
Any chance I win this bet?
gooooood ollllll’ sloppy top (woooo!)
>>158025741nice!dr pepper is good though
>>158025712I want her to sit on me.
There was some B1GSissy coach that was complaining earlier this week the SEC had too many ranked teams and specifically called out Missouri for being one of thembet he's feeling rather foolish now
>>158025790Best I can do.
>>158025838>player propThe sports book thanks you for your donation.
what game we watchin?
>>158025740If you just stick it in her ass and walk around as one unified organism it's kind of like you're wearing her. Which I would love to try some day.
>>158025856They used to sell green can Dr Pepper made with cane sugar. That shit was like crack. I had withdrawals for like half a year and quit drinking soda at all over not being able to find it.
>>158025838people like you are why they can build palatial casinos in a fucking desert
>>158025877College football is done for the day. Go be with your family.
>>158025877Flipping auburn/tenn & purdue/ill
What are they chanting at tennessee
>>158025867Props are the easiest to beat retard
>>158025863No doubt he's crying all over his millions of dollars of income.
>>158025893>implying Miami/Clempus isn't starting soon
>>158025898>TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!i think
>>158025790I get some right every week too. Very cool!
>>158025898Fuck you Brandon
>>158025863To be fair Missouri is perennially overrated, because there are tons of Mizzou grads in the media. It's a journalism school.
Do you guys rate Julian Sayin or he is the literal definition of a recieverbabby?
>>158025915Why the fuck would you want to watch that
>>158025863turns out the complaints should've been directed at MSST and LSU
>>158025877Oregon State-Colorado State then swapping over to ass to mouth-fartkansas.
>>158025939I like football
I bet the under so this is excruciating
>>158025885I remember seeing those but never tried itprobably for the best since it's long gone
>>158025937he has literally the best receiver of all time to throw to.Smith was out for three games last year and Sayin's passing production took a noticeable dip.he's 100% a receiverbabby...which honestly isn't all that fair to him because ANYONE with Jeremiah on their team would be a receiverbabby
>>158025935Who is brandon
>>158025712knee surgery? torn acl?
Chaz Nimrod?
>>158025885call Dublin style, because it comes from Dublin, Tx. HEB still sells their housebrand made with real cane sugar
>>158025968Did I hear my name?
Mateer just threw another fucking INT
>nimrod
>>158025741women who cosplay as Asuka owe mesegs
>>158026000Oklahomo is on a bye week retard
congrats the little brown jug was your super bowl, you're still minnesota and we'll always be a blue blood in the playoffs
>>158025885The only soda I drink now is this fancy ass sarsaparilla for the same reason. I couldn’t find it, bought that in frustration, now I just drink one of those every few days instead of six cans of that goddamn green can Dr Pepper. The sarsaparilla is fucking expensive, so I can’t bring myself to drink more than one every so often because fuck that shit for something that doesn’t even have alcohol.
>>158026012That's the joke retard
Has a 35 point comeback ever happened?
kent state just missed a 32 yd fg to lose the game
>>158026012
>>158026032yeah, michigan state had a 35 point comeback against northwestern
>>158026036>missing at point blank at Kent StateThe Ohio National Guard would NEVER.
>>158025943>the virgin limeyFart-can-sass>the Chad trailer trashFart-kan-saw
>>158025812won against an irrelevant directional school*fixed it for ya faggot
>>158026063
>>158026064It’s “kin.” Fart-kin-saw.
Should I get Chillis Applebee's or Indian
back?
Based day for not running up the score and having shit fg kickers for winning me $200
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>158026063now thats a good one
There's been literally no good games so far this season
>>158026097it's all indian food
>>158025741dr pepper and mr pibb has always been shit tier soda, they were the only sodas never sold out in sodas machines
>>158026012>>158026031never really know in the SEC, seems like every 3rd game is a "bye" week as they play some FCS school
>it's another cuck anthem game stoppageimagine being the jew who ordered every stadium dj to do this and they just all went along with it with no pushback
Jeremiah Smith, through the first five games of the season: 44 receptions, 823 yards, 9 TDs.Arthur Smith has learned that if you have a rockstar WR, feed the man.
>>158026097How much diarrhea do you want?
WTF? Tennessee is now playing the Mr. Cuckside song in their stadium.
IT KEEPS GETTING WORSEThis team just completely fucking folding. This is really embarrassing.But we will persevere Gator bros. They love to hate us. Don't let them get to you.
What are some good Sabrina Carpenter songs
>>158026186the one where she hates men
Beautiful day out there Gopherbros
meatball subs for supper. kinda like a meatball fcs team your school beats up on
told you guys that the sec is full of frauds and cheaters, but you still believe they are some strong powerful conferences. its been over 1400 days since winning a natty.
damn michigan is fuckin rutgers tier losing at home to that iowa team lmao
>>158026131Texas/Ohio State and LSU/Ole Miss were great
>>158026156Now all he needs to do is beat the shit out of his oline cause their blocking sucks
do players who wear guardian caps pee sitting down?
>>158026204>Texas/Ohio State Snoozefest for three quarters then a regular Cryin' Gay collapse, what's so great about that?
>>158026200I've literally never seen someone unironically shill for the sec here it's just you retards screeching about these boogeymen
>bootyblasters only beat belichick without brady by 11Yeah this team isn’t ending the streak.
>>158026195fuck you faget Michigan sold you that game enjoy been last in the division
>>158026200Sec teams have only been losing to sec teams lil bitchass bro
>>158026186first album and that's it
>>158026204Ohio state sharting the bed isn't a good game and ole miss was in clear control the whole game not good
>>158026240way too obvious anon
Alright my fellow Gators, I know what I'm about to say will sound absolutely crazy, but I really think that game showed me everything I need to see. It's not just the score, it's the way the players gave up and completely folded, as well as the total lack of preparation and looking totally lost. This is obviously a season-destroying loss and we're not going to recover from it. Basically the same as Penn State last year when they lost that Oregon game.I'm just gonna say it. What happened on that field today is a 100% firable offense. I don't care if it's your first year or your 10th year coaching a team, no good coach in history has ever lost like that before. Seriously, can you think of a single accomplished coach who has EVER lost a game in that fashion and then somehow ended up going on to do anything positive in his career? Like, ever? No, great coaches have NEVER lost the entire team that way. It simply doesn't happen. This is the kind of loss that absolutely forces a university to make a change. It's so damaging and embarrassing to the entire institution. I can't believe we went to the goddamn Sun Belt agian for a coach. What is Sumrall's buyout? I'm serious, I've seen enough, and it's time.There's an old Japanese folk tale about a man at a train station who accidentally gets on the wrong train and is heading in the opposite direction he's supposed to. And the only thing he can do is get off the train at the next stop, the earliest stop possible. The point of the story is that if you're going in the wrong direction, the longer you stay on that train, the farther and farther you are from your original destination. You have to take swift, decisive action.
Imagine being one of the schools left behind in the MWC and getting beaten up by a glorified FCS school. This is a worse than the Sun Belt.
Yay Gators touch down!
>>158026147We laid siege to the president’s mansion when the AD signed a deal with Coke and Pepsi that would eliminate Dr Pepper from the vending machines and campus. We trashed the dining hall. Sounds like you’re a filthy jeet with no taste.
>>158026236are you one of those special retards that dont believe Faith is real unless you cant see it for yourself. /cfb/ has always been about sec
What game we watching now
>>158026244I'm pretty sure SoCar is ACC
>>158025431I'm genuinely gonna miss Jeremiah Smith when he hops off to the NFL next year. Generational player
>>158026269the cat speaks trueit's so over
>>158026269Bring back Billy!
>>158026281byu because soaking actually sounds kind of fun
>>158026281South Carolina beating Kentucky
>>158026264just like you fake ass understanding that minn is gonna win anything of relevance
>>158026281im watching my aggies waste everyone's time
lmao at these SEC teams that convince themselves they are contenders 1 week only to get blown out the next jawja is the only team worth a shit but watch them get decimated by injuries yet again
Back to shoe throwing?
>>158026280How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?
I'll say it: Quint Kessenich is the ugliest sideline chick
>>158026281Clemson/miami
>>158026311
>>158026269Never should've fired Mullen. If you issue a public apology and offer him a fat contract, maybe he'll come back
>>158026286No >we're ASS
>>158026281Coach Prime of course
>>158026320i only have a cup of coffee black with honey and a piece of fruit for the past 5 years
>gatorLMFAO wtf
What's for dinner tonight?
>>158026195No snow yet?
>>158026281Beavs/Rams
>>158026291I hate the buckeyes but I like that kid so this is a major blessing, I no longer need an asterisk for my spite and they’re going to suck ass next year without him lmao
>Florida will only drop 2 spots in the polls>Mizzou will vault up to #9
>>158026359what does gator taste like and dont say chicken because todays chicken dont taste like chicken
>camo uniforms for ass to mouth Been a minute since I’ve seen those. WHAT THE FUCK PICK
Florida deserves to be ranked ahead of tOSU
my aggies :)
>>158026359finna eat this chicken right quick
Mizzou Stadium staff are a bunch of party poopers. They haven’t beaten a top 10 team in 13 years. Let the kids storm in the field for Christ sake.
>>158026200B1G went 5 years without scoring a point in the playoff. Even when the SEC’s down they’re up.
>>158026291Future Chicago Bear LETS GO
>>158026391they're just like 2019 LSU, Josh Pate literally said that this week lmao
>>158026388that must be why he just got the INT
>>158025936Still assblasted we beat Ohio State a few years ago?
Just tuned into Arkansas/A&M, what the fuck are these Aggie jerseys?
Sumrall is a genius and threw that game on purpose. He knew the team needed that. They were buying into all the hype, or "rat poison" as Saban used to say. 10/10 big brain move by the coaches before we get into the tough part of our schedule. We're going to be fine.
>>158026386it's like a slightly gamey, slightly more chewy (but not unpleasant) chicken. they're really close in flavor.
>>158026430that game was so irrelevant i bet most osu fans barely remember it
>>158026408>They haven’t beaten a top 10 team in 13 yearsSo, it's not like they're beating one today either?
>Gators will unironically go from a top 10 ranked team that's 4-0 to an irrelevant unranked shitter at 5-3 after Texas and Georgia btfo them.Couldn't have happened to a better fanbase.
I’m 0-3 for today boys, who am I watching at 730?
>>158026435Florida State hand-me-downs
>>158026465Dave Ramsey
>>158026311Oh sure.. this is fine, but if you throw one Tortillia..
>>158026411false fallacy predicated on past performances...its over you and alot of the others are just late to the future still struck in the past
>>158026430We
>>158026461Look like you remembered
What the hell is going on in Baton Rouge
>>158026435i dunno, i cant see em
>>158026465I hope you pick clemson to win by 10 points or moar
>>158026435Zog needs more enlistees for Israel. t. actual ass to mouth doctoral student who works with veterans and CIA
>>158026269This is low key one of the funniest posts in /cfb/ history
>>158026463>Texastop lel
remember when mizzou had a cumshitter on their team?
td aggies
>>158026386it's a very lean meat, like wild turkey
MATEER FOOMBLE
>>158026388Weird, glowies don't wear camo
>ole piss is totally legit bro>btfo>florida is totally legit bro>btfo>methzou already btfo but now they are totally legit bro>missishitty state is totally legit bro>btfoI'm so sick of this weekly routine with 2nd tier SEC teams
did I tell you guys about how much I love October for /sports....pro football college football baseball hockey and basketball all on at the same time.
>>158026269Damn bro. You really think it's like that?
>>158026553he just fumbled the tv remote at home
>>158026463they weren't supposed to lose to mizzou, they were supposed to remain a top 5 team when they face those 2 teams so they can slurp they beat a good team. then finish the season 6-6
>>158026553so, just another saturday?
holy shit these evening games suck fucking balls
>>158026575woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof
>>158026561It happens every year. It's just a campaign to get more SEC teams into the playoff, so that they can get BTFO by the next B1G champion
>>158026561they do be getting exposed and raped kek
>>158026509kek
>>158026581How can you trust this slob with your football program?
>>158026581he's on zepbound and lost over 100 lbs
>>158026540>>158026386Dry-ass duck white meat fried. When you’re drunk, it tastes like heaven because if you know what white meat duck tastes like when prepared properly your brain fills in the gaps and it tastes like heaven depending on whether or not they made the remoulade worth a damn.
>>158026463florida will beat texas. cap it.
>>158026586Thanks big ten for killing the pac
>>158026599Too much for him to eat all at once, so you'll have enough warning to stop him
>>158026581
>>158026599He knows how to trigger opposing coaches and get them to play on tilt.
I'm starting to think Auburn is not the best college football team.
>>158026586For me it's coach primate
>>158026513Alright, you’re on
>>158026408We shouldn't have been up there desu
How is it daytime at the rice game but dark in nc
>>158026614fuck you sec faget. the pac greed killed that conference not the B1G
>>158026649wow. just wow.
>>158026649Tegsas Tegh..
>>158026586imagine going to an LSU game for $12 and having sex with some foid after the game who accuses you of rape in 10 years
>>158026561I unironically blame yankeecels for this for injecting all this money into the sport and turning it into portnoy mcafee epicsauce betball because they kept getting btfoThey couldn't just be happy with their nfl slopActual sechads knows these teams are frauds
Got a best buddy I know you're all jealous
>>158026672>>158026649Not acceptable content on a blue board
>>158026691QRD?
>>158026638based bert
>>158026667>>158026614unironically it is making the top teams from both conferences better.
>>158026631LETS GO ILLINIOS BEST PURDUE WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
>>158026586Why is fraudorado even on TV?
>>158025527Nate Sheppard leagues above this bum
>>158026638What happened here?
>>158026701the cornell thing is a hoax and women have finally been exposed in the mainstream consciousness as just making up rape stories to fit in with other foids, so any sex you have will eventually be a rape charge
>>158026708I love me some Primetime
>nobody posted foomble catI'm so disappoint
damn there is NOBODY at illinois - purdue
>smellers
The neighbors behind me are in my yard talking to the neighbors to the left of me. I need to grill my steak, what do?
>>158026693idk who to blame but def the media is partiallyfaggots like Pate are hyperbolic as fuck about these teams on a week by week basis for no obvious reason. He was seething hard about Florida only being 8th this week and he was doing the same with LSU before they lostseveral media hacks were also acting like that Mississippi State QB was the second coming of christ
You ever get so bored you just eat?
LETS GO GAMECOCK WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
>>158026733What color are they?
LETS GO CLEMSON BEAT MIAMI WIN WIN WIN WIN BABY
>>158026733Don't look at them, don't acknowledge them, grill, and eat the whole thing standing in front of the grill as they watch.
>>158026715earlier in that game South Carolina had used the T-pose to signal for a fair catch before instead running a big returncut to that moment when Bielema flashed a t-pose at Beamer during an injury stoppage (for I believe a SCAR player) triggering that melty
>>158026733put on headphones, give a courtesy wave, and then get grillin'
>>158026737I snacked on some gabagool when I saw a sopranos meme get posted
>>158026737Have you tried not being a fatass?
>>158026737yeah all the time
>>15802674155-65 year old white couple but i've only ever talked to them once and I'm shitfaced
keep feeding KJ Edwards
>>158026791what was he sperging out about I don't even remember
>Michael Irvin onn the sidelineThis is going to be kino.
>>158026791FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK THEY LOSE AGAIN
>>158026489How is the truth a fallacy? Whether you like it or not, the B1G went 5 years without scoring a point in the playoff.
>primetime game is clempus getting blown the fuck out
>>158026791He hasn't ever recovered from this aura loss
>>158026463The fact that you're coping and celebrating UF losing to Mizzou actually says a lot about how successful Sumrall's first season has already been. Think about the preseason expectations for this team. They've outperformed even the most optimistic outlook for the year. Do you realize they won 4 games all of last season? Anyone would've said before the year that they were supposed to lose this game, so your gleeful celebratory post actually has the opposite effect. You're in a position where you HAD to celebrate that, period. And that really says something when you think about it. As Coach Prime said, you better get these kinds of victories and celebrate against us while you're still able to. Here's a hint: go take a look at the recruiting and portal. LMAOing at your life right now. We RUN college football now, and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
>>158026779OK. Be a good neighbor and small talk. Its the white thing to do.
sorry piggy we need bowl eligibility more than you
Good attendance for USC
keep running the ball
>>158026835all you did was buy tulane's entire team and act like you did something special
>>158026835It’s just funny because people thought they were elite because they barely beat Auburn.
HERE COMES SATURDAY NIGHTHERE COMES SATURDAY NIGHT
>>158026804https://youtu.be/neid6G3UsMM?is=BEGg2S-RI-sHoXNG
>>158026705>michigan>penn state>USC
>>158026835I'm not reading all that
>>158026861>M. Reed 11/14 130 yards, 3 TDs, 0 INT
No more brother wars
my hawkeyes :(
>>158026878>smug cat looking at christina applegate
LEGREE IS THAT FUCKING NIGGALETS GO BEAVS!!!!!!
>Last Play: (D. Little KICK)what an unfortunate name lol
>>158026733Do you not have a fence?
when was the last time michigan and pedo state started conference play 0-2? probably never. unprecedented times, fellas.
>>158026934cant wait to see them all play for USC next year #scaryhours
ITS TIME BUFF BROS
>>158026923big12 and TTU is the next panel
>>158026878kwab
>>158026920imagine how good Weigman would've looked
Holly Rowe
>>158026956
>DP 7it just keeps happening lol
>>158026954hehehe
Fucking shitty camera man wtf was that
>>158026954>p me
BURNT TOAST
we're all watching the tie game, right?
>>158026923>big ten regresses back to the norm and their teams are completely average>suddenly they want to be friends againSo are you admitting that the last couple seasons were a fluke and that Indiana was a flash in the pan, not the trend going forward? If so, I'll accept your concession. God's Conference has been running this sport for 2 decades, and you thought we were going away? Ridiculous!
>shuck and jive with >black QBs for three years>offense is dogwater>put in a white QB>effortless first drive Why is Colorado like this
For meIt's Blaaah Dowwww
>>158026947Privacy fence for my patio but no our yards arent fenced in
>>158026951Kek, there's always one of you fags
What was i gonna look up?
>>158027019what the next panel was for >>158026956
Rank my huskers
my bears
>Texas Kek
>>158027008>yard..Nigga that is a forrest. Not a yard.
>>158027019the score of the coach primeape game
T B D
How about next season everyone starts unranked, and then we just run a swiss style tournament
>>158027048why would I need to look up something I'm actively watching?
What a great drive we shoulda been had a quarterback like this
>>158027043We paid a lot of money for that defense.. ree.
>>158027050How about Coach prime is on and shut the fuck up
Why are there always so many catastrophically bored-looking women in the stands? Why do they bother going when they obviously don't enjoy it?
