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Reminder that all reffie conversations are strictly confidential
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Did (you) pay your refs today?
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>>158027882
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>Farewell, distant memories...
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>cletus: Kansas City is le cold
>temperature in KC right now:
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looks everyone is in the ultimate faggot club thread right now...
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Is this the New Zealand Indie-Rock thread?
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>muh superteam with twice as many losses as wins and a third the wins of the borwns
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the eagles offense is still terrible
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>>158027929
It was 106 today here in /LA/ county. Fuck this shit. I donโ€™t know how desert bodies do this. Maybe because they got AC
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>>158027971
They are winning the owl
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>their only non plastic team got cucked from them by vegas and now they're red hot
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>>158027929
It was in the 50s today as I was driving to get my fast food breakfast slop
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>>158027941
Fuck yea why not. I'm more of a 90s guy than 80s stuff. The Mutton Birds - Anchor Me has always been a favorite

https://youtu.be/kPIhhqM4b4s?si=bYwIM6y2m0dFKqyw
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Nobody:
Detoilet fans:
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>>158027970
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>>158028039
Wions being 2-1 considering the state of their corners+Brian Branch and Kerby Joseph on IR is probably about what most their fans expected
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>>158027808
When the fuck is Keelon Russell eligible for the draft?
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Is it finally over? Can I be happy?
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Dak: inflates his stats by scoring millions of points in garbage time
/sp/: >:(
Goff: Literally is the exact same player doing the exact same thing, but heโ€™s white
/sp/: โ€˜_>โ€™
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>queefies still seething about the lions
kek
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>>158028099
Are you really asking that 3 games into the season?
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DONT LOOK SOI BOIS
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we getting flagg...I mean arch
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>>158028139
>NOOOOOOOOOOOO STOP IT DON'T FUCKING SAY THAT ANYMORE!! I KNOW YOU'RE THE DETOILET I JUST KNOWN IT!!!!
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Coastcel pacoswings are sneething at OhioGODS because our nfl teams have 3x as many victories as SHITifornia. Do the math. Itโ€™s true.
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When is he coming back?
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>>158028179
>TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>158028276
dixieoids in /cfb/ are constantly seething about ohio it's really funny
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>>158028035
Nice, solid track. I donโ€™t know much outside of the 80โ€™s stuff. I guess Connan Mockasin and Aldous Harding. I basically own all the Connan records.

https://youtu.be/Teyy1A_AJso?is=LUgIOkuV7O6pm5bJ
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A49ers
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>>158028282
He has cum on his back, yes
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>>158028333
I don't know much about Kiwi music history in general just the bands that would play on the radio growing up. Most of my favorite Kiwi music is individual artists not bands. Dave Dobbyn, Brooke Fraser and Gin Wigmore would be my top 3
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I bet you dixioid flyovercels didnโ€™t know that LA is the de facto capital of LA
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just had some nasty raidturds shits had protrusive browns jets spraying out ass so gross it had green gay mix as well
took 15 minutes
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>about 12 hours until football
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>>158028454
>tfw only full game I'll get to watch tomorrow is Redskins vs Colts in London

Please don't be utter dogshit
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At first, I thought I merely ripped a loud Jalen Hurts in front of my gf, but to my horror, it was in fact a Jordan Love all along. My pants are now soiled. The Jordan Love is all over themโ€ฆ
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>>158028099
You only won September.
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>>158028571
If she loved you, she would lick it up
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>>158028454
amataeur football is on now
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If we lose to Miami tomorrow, it doesnโ€™t count. If they win, it means they cheated
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>>158028607
It's all blowouts
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>>158028518
Your team is trailing the Browns in the division. You should be ashamed
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>>158027808
>Reminder that all reffie conversations are strictly confidential
is that a real thing?
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>>158028454
Ah, so theres london sloppa tomorrow
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>olave is good
>garrett wilson is good
>JSN is unreal
>egbuka is fine

How did the Cards get the only bust out of that OSU WR group? I remember MHJ being considered the best prospect out of all of them as well
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>>158028738
Browns are finishing 7-10
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>>158028738
It's too early to care much about records. I'm more concerned about the O line injuries. I don't know how much worse it's going to get but it's almost certainly going to get worse without Gwyn
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>>158028398
Iโ€™m sure thereโ€™s stuff that hits the NZ charts that would never get played in the west. So a lot of stuff to explore.

This documentary is dope. Goes over the history of the โ€˜Dunedin Soundโ€™

https://youtu.be/GJxdex3QHog?is=UTVh-gEYZmLg9Cp8
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what happens if bagent shits the bed against the jests
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>>158028888
Caleb won't suck him off post game :(
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>>158028905
Caleb is a dom. Stop posting slander.
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>>158028888
Doesnt matter, they will just run it down their throats and still win.
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>>158028888
What happened to case keeno
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>>158028099
At least your team gets to play the tits, chorgers x 2, jests, and le schedule man so that's an easy five wins
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>my bf is going to blow out my bussy while my broncos cuck the niners

i can't wait
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>>158029000
Already beat the chorgers once, only got one more left.
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>>158029069
Enjoy four more wins
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what team is he a fan of?
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>>158029120
Cards should be pretty free, Browns are not nearly as good as their record suggests, and I think the Raiders can potentially beat KC, Denver, and the Rams too. Entirely possible that SF's been injured to death by the time the Raiders get to them too. The Raiders are probably a 10-11 win team this year tbqhwyf.
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>>158029196
I figured as such, but I know the raiders will shit the bed with one of the shitter teams, so I gave it to the cards, merely cus Love and McBride are a force to be reckoned with. Browns are definitely good, and the raiders are definitely not beating the others even once, lmao.
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>>158029300
>Browns are definitely good,
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>oh hey chorgers and faggot media talking heads
>just checking in
>is it still all my fault bustin sucks ass?
>let me know when you get the chance :)
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>>158028987
keenum only started because bagent missed too many practices
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>>158029345
They have a better record than your team
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>>158029475
>Week 4
>the Browns
Lmao
Just, lmao
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>>158029345
Even IF Watson remains good, the odds he gets through the season without injury or allegations are slim
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It's sad that bitchknees is now a known criminal and isn't allowed to post here anymore. I hope prison isn't too hard on him
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What's more likely, Watson gets extended or another team signs him?
He's definitely playing next year
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>>158029746
Who do you think his victim was?
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>>158029837
one of the dad's at the track meet got in his face for taking "home videos" and he had a melty
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Dan Campbell is holding back the lions and needs fired.
Their short window is firmly closed
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>>158029758
Hard to imagine the browns bringing him back. Regardless of how this year goes, that contract was one of the worst in league history
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If anyone replies to this post with racism, thereโ€™ll be hell to pay.
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>>158017816
>dik poopsock
>dookie padstat
Automatically invalidates pff
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>>158030034
Niggers smell like shit
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Reffies and jannies have a lot in common
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lets all take turns saying something nice and sweet about Mendozie and ___n_
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Let's all take turns fingering my anus

I'll start
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>>158030246
Jenny? Did you get banned for spamming jenny stuff?
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>londonstan morning game tomorrow
>clots and redskins
shit
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> mfw 22 hours until 4-0.
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>>158030351
>rg5 out with an elbow boo boo
What a bust
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>>158030356
>turn the offense over to mendoza
>lose out the rest of the season
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you can only post beyond this point if you remember undisputed :,(
they were so good together it hurts
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>>158030386
>turn the offense over to mendoza
>implying the Raiders would do something they've literally said several times they would not do
Unless Kirko dies, Mendoza's on the bench.
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>>158030445
i don't remember anything because i have
amnesia
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>>158030463
>>158030313
shut up
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joey planned parenthood is going to get raped and gaped by the Jags this week mmmhmmmmmm 'fraid so
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>>158030565
>im not pro murdering babies
>im just pro murdering babies if it means more stem cells for my knee
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>>158030603
Based
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Aaron is now the most hated NFL QB. He somehow managed to make Watson look better as a person.
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>>158030649
>will of the people
no, 70 iq subhuman votes should not matter the same as mine
if you actually read the constitution youโ€™d understand that
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>>158030565
>joey planned parenthood is g-
*bombs you*
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>[KCTV] Jason and Travis Kelce announce free New Heights tailgate at Lot M at Arrowhead from 11am-3pm on October 18 before the Chargers game

You are going.... right?
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>>158030463
Everyone always says that to prevent a controversy. then they do it anyways
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>one more sleep until Raidturd asshole is torn open
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>>158028454
My body is ready.
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>>158030603
Thatโ€™s not what he said.
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>>158029746
>Left wing tripfags are violent criminals
News at 11.
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>>158027808
Based
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>>158030603
He thought this and said this
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Ready for my team to break a no loss team's record tomorrow :)
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>>158031056
After all that drama, does JJ still have MC syndrome?
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I am becoming increasingly depressed
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>>158031130
Yes
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>>158030565
Itโ€™s murder simple as
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>>158031153
watch old skip and Shannon clips
theyll make you happy at first but then even more depressed for what had been lost
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>>158031222
That shit is garbage
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>>158031213
Sometimes murder is ok. Welcome to Earth.
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>>158031231
That โ€œgarbageโ€ was the best sports talk show ever created
you fucking subhuman
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>>158031286
Ok zoomer
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>>158031056
can we still call him nine?
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>>158031342
NINE 2.0
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LMAO
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>>158031342
9x2
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>>158031342
E18hteen
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>>158031365
Why does San Diego have a team anyway?
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>>158031336
>NOOOOOOOO YOU NEEDED TO HEAR JOHN MADDEN AND GRUDEN AND MARINO HAVING MELTYS TO UNDERSTAND
shut up tard im nearly 30
heard all of them too
>>158031365
KWAB
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>>158031342
hes nine squared now
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>>158031365
>BUCKBROKEN
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>>158031405
Nine squared is 81 you stupid motherfucker
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>>158031392
You're too young to understand how a blubbering donkey contriving fights against a geriatric who's never touched a set of pads is stupid television
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>Tomorrow, New York
>Jameis throws four interceptions in the first half against Arizona
>halftime
>Harbaugh says fuck it, you're in JJ
>JJ doesn't even know the playbook yet, he doesn't study shit
>throws four more interceptions
>post yfw
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youre standing in the ashes of a destroyed empire
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>>158031451
damn
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>>158031392
>nearly 30
The "I'm ten and a half" of adults
Thirty isn't even old unless you're a woman in which case it's over
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>>158031500
shut the fuck up gramps before I beat your ass
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>>158031451
>Ahh 2018, the good old days
The ashes settled before you were even born
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>>158031500
30 is old for men too. stop deluding yourself. if you haven't gotten your life together by 25, you might as well kys yourself
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>>158031554
Define "together"
Career? House? Marriage? Kids?
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my jetties finna bootyblast da bears
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America is dead
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>>158031554
You should probably be ashamed but you shouldn't kys. You can still craft a respectable life.
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>>158031574
a decent career. marry whatever girlfriend you have at 25. if you don't have one, get one. your choices will only get worse as you get older.
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If the NFL HAD to expand, which city/state deserves a team most ;

>Oklahoma
>Virginia/West Virginia (Appalachian region)
>Portland/Oakland
>Canada
>London
>Hawaii
>New Mexico
>Alabama
>Alaska
>Mexico City
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>>158031554
Yeah no
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>>158031638
No foreign countries unless Canada.
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>>158031625
>marry whatever girlfriend you have at 25
Third world mindset
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>>158031638
Canada, Mexico, and the UK are all too poor to justify the investment
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>>158031638
Nebraska
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>>158031638
El Paso, San Antonio, or Austin
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>>158031687
At this point Mexico feels more like America than Canada
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>>158031638
>>Virginia/West Virginia (Appalachian region)
Fuck off, we're full
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>>158031342
Nine times Two
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>>158031723
Why, because of the corruption?
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>>158031365
>make sure you flash the Stanley logo on your Chargers colored cup so your "girlfriend" can shill Stanley cups again, Justin
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>>158031777
Stanley cups stopped being cool 12 tiktok cycles ago, the vapid airheads moved onto brands we've never heard of
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>>158031638
Another New England team just to shake shit up. Imagine a Portland, Maine team. Patriots fans would burn the city to the ground
>>
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>>158031821
Real shit? Put a team in Boston.
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>>158031866
There's absolutely no room in Boston for a stadium. Have you been to Fenway? The whole neighborhood shuts down just to make room for parking
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>>158031554
>tfw 30
>got laid off last year from my slave-wage security job
>chronic gout from years of alcoholism
>the transmission of my Subaru is slowly giving out.
>running out of savings
>finally getting my shit together

>going back to school
>only drink when NFL is on
>eating healthy
>wasted my late teens and early twenties falling in love and chasing my dreams

I still donโ€™t regret it, and surely I feel like a fuck up at times but Iโ€™m also motivated to make a career for myself and am doing very well in class now. Thereโ€™s a lot of beautiful young women in my classes but I canโ€™t seriously think about dating them since theyโ€™re babies (19-20 yo).

Anyways enough blog shit. I need a big weekend from Juwan Johnson Chris Olave and the Saints
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>>158031866
>>158031938
Put it in Cape Cod
The Cape Cod Lobsters
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I don't like that Purdy's getting this much hype even if he's playing incredibly well, he's going to eventually have his yearly CTE game and the narrative will turn on him
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>>158031938
They have 3 other sports teams already there
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>>158031959
I grew up on Cape Cod and they deserve literally nothing ever
It's a retirement community where everyone just does heroin and nothing else
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>>158031730
Funny, Iโ€™ve got family in Hagerstown (Maryland). Itโ€™s pretty split out there between Ravens and Commanders fans
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>>158031940
Based. The world doesn't get better after 30 but life does. I pity the retard I was 10 years ago.
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32 teams is ideal.
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>>158032043
Jacksonville does that and they have a team
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I DONT PRACTICE SANTERIA
I AINT GOT NO CRYSTAL BAAAAAAALL
IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS
WELL, ID SPEND IT AAAAAAALL
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>>158031821
It's kinda weird Ohio has two and New England has one
New England needs an NFC team
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>>158031940
I hate how you're almost literally me minus the gout and getting my shit together.
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>>158032107
Having never been to Jacksonville I guarantee you there's a greater sense of hope among their population
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>>158032104
Thank you Mr. Khan
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>>158032125
Well New England as a whole is even smaller than Colorado.
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>>158032137
Ooooooooo no...
>>
MY SOUL WILL HAVE TO WAIT
TIL I GET BACK AND FIND
A JENNY OF MY OOOWN
DADDYS GONNA LOVE
ONE AND AAAALL
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>>158032137
I apologize I've never been to cape cod so it could very well be as you said. Jacksonville is no prize pig, that's all I know about.
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>>158032128
Itโ€™s all good anon, youโ€™ll probably find the courage to make changes when youโ€™re ready. I was forced to change my life and habits because the gout episodes got really bad. Itโ€™s no way for a man to live. Iโ€™d be lying if I didnโ€™t enjoy being a fuck up for some years. It was a sad cozy. Drinking as I please, making enough money to get by. The leisure time to sulk in my hobbies. I got too comfortable with that kind of life and it caught up with me. But Iโ€™m happy with the changes Iโ€™ve made more recently
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>>158032170
Massachusetts alone has a larger population and New England has thrice the population
New York and California don't have three teams because they're physically large
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>>158032289
California and New York do have 3 teams
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>>158032401
As an Oregonian I'm happy for him. He just secured $750,000,000 in lifetime contracts even though he will win nothing
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>>158032452
>Oregonian
You guys are fuckin dorks and I hope you get buried by a volcano.
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>>158032401
>they ain't finna ready for dat 4th quarter cuhh
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Does anyone in /nfl/ train a combat sport or are you all incapable of defending yourselves and those you love?
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>>158032464
Earthquake, keep up.
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>>158032286
The problem for me is seizures. Now I'm like fuck... Therapy is bullshit too and AA just makes me even more depressed.
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>>158032495
Shut the fuck up cauliflower ear.
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>santeria
jenny is messican
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>>158032485
You used to be a Ravens fan, right?
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>>158032452
Man, I miss what Oregon used to be. Such a beautiful place tainted by horrible people.
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What do you think Madison Beer is doing right now?
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>>158032506
They have medications now. You don't have to pretend to worship Jesus
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>>158032518
>raiders fan
really?
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>>158032519
You used to have a foreskin right?
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>>158032518
>MFW Sublime put out an album this year
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>>158032495
*pepper sprays you*
Enjoy your grabass sessions through retard
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Are you fags not drinking or something?
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>>158032524
The state's the same as it ever was except for California diasporans. And that's few and far between.
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>>158032518
>>158032214
>spreads jennys cheeks
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Fresh from /mu/
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>>158032542
What?
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>>158032366
Do you think it's becuase they are physically large
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>>158032602
Being stupid and fat is nothing to be celebrated, son
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>>158032640
Was this a fucking Animal House joke? How fucking old are you?
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>>158032613
You know she hasn't changed her oil in 10,000 dickings
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>>158032602
I'm taking 2 months off alcohol. Gonna wait til the 2nd of December which is the first Wednesday of Summer for my next drink. Will be good for my health and my bank account mmhmmmm 'fraid so
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>>158032532
They prescribed me something but I'm not taking pills while I'm still self medicating with alcohol.
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>>158032660
>he 2nd of December which is the first Wednesday of Summer
God, the Southern hemisphere is so demented.
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>>158032649
Not as old as you. Never seen that movie and John Belushi is vicarious cringe
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>>158032677
>knowing who John Belushi is
Just digging yourself deeper.
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>>158032660
>THEN I can be an alcoholic again
Post your ass again, I want to see how fat you are. Might jerk off to it
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>>158031056
Once he unlocks 9x3 the league is officially fucked
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>>158032668
You're goddamn stupid
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>>158032677
God you're such a fucking tool.
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>>158032691
Animal House was filmed in Orygun, and that's how I know
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>>158032609
I was one of the Californians and tried so hard to hide it. Calling the 5 THE 5 was apparently the giveaway so everyone hated me. I just wanted to shoot guns and enjoy the forests :(
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>>158032716
Like John "Overdose" Belushi?
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Chris Farley > John Belushi
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>>158032749
The reasonable folks accept Californians because at least they wanted to get away from that shit. Just use your turn signal please
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>>158032704
Nah, I'm an alcoholic
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>>158032674
Christmas in the summer is dope I love it. Christmas break and New Year's music festivals go so hard

>>158032693
I'm not fat just got a beer gut. 83kg (183 pounds) at 5'11 so I'm not some giga land whale who sharts in the mart
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Remember when the Chiefs started the season 9-0, finished with a record of 11-5, then blew a 28 point lead in the Wild Card Round?
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>>158032779
And you don't care
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My Cleveland Bulldogs
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>>158032803
Yeah.
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>>158032804
I only care if it hurts other people, and people don't really care about me anyway so whatever. Bottoms up.
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Speaking of the past. I remember RG3 sitting down with Mike and Kyle Shanahan demanding that he be a pocket passing QB. I can understand the sentiment but he really should have leaned more into his strengths.
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>>158032780
Embarrassing
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>>158032823
Why the FUCK did they choose the lame as Guardians instead of Spiders for their basebore team?
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>>158032843
>Ohhh I don't care about myself
Hot take
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>>158032849
I will literally never understand it
The only thing I can imagine is people don't like Spiders but Spider-Man is the most popular thing ever
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>>158032849
Cause of the bridge statues. If they had spider statues they wouldn't be a sad-ass town
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>>158032879
Fuck, now I want big carved stone spider statues in my town.
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>>158032862
You do you man. Be proud of what you've accomplished. I'm not there yet.
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Have you guys seen the theory that Rodgers has like super advanced CTE because of that bullshit ass helmet he always wears? Would explain the outburst the other night.
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>>158032887
hell yeah
Why can't Cleveland be a shithole with some aura instead of a boring one
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>>158032887
It's actually perfect for Cleveland
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why are pajeets so easy to dominate
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>>158032900
Anon he's been taking hard drugs for decades
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>>158032108
YA KNOW I GOT A TINY PENIS
AND IT DOESNโ€™T REACH MY
BAAAAAALS
IF I HAD A MILLION DOLLARS
WELL, Iโ€™D PULL A JED YOOORK
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Ready for your 50-burger tomorrow, Tex-uns?
Love, Dak <3
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>>158032888
Self respect is the ultimate accomplishment. Everything else will follow, and is subordinate
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>>158032909
>>158032904
Reminds me of the giant spider above Learned Larry's house
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>>158032935
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>>158032915
Kind of weird how all of his totally straight female people exes don't say much about him and how no one knows who he's "married" to. Erin is such a diva.
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>>158032909
Yeah, but I think that's Ottawa, which makes it gay automatically.
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>>158032949
I completely agree with this especially if you hold yourself highly accountable to deserving your own respect
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>>158032108
You should kill yourself like the lead singer. If he saw you were a pedophile he'd do it for you.
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>>158032108
I got so much Sublime on my shuffle today and I have no idea why. It got to the point where I had to skip like every other song because I was absolutely not in the mood for Sublime
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>>158032988
Kisses you softly
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>>158032973
You don't need that. That's the bad part talking.
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I got hella itchy nutsack
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>>158032960
Like Cleveland, exactly!
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>>158032997
If you're the jennyfag I'm a Broncos fan so I reject your kiss
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>>158033012
Their most famous song is about underage girls and yet here you are, deserving a gun to the bussy
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>>158033036
idkek what youre talking about kek
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>>158032506
Fuck, I had a friend growing up that had epileptic seizures almost weekly. Sometimes I was there hanging with him when heโ€™d have them. We used smoke a lot of bud together. That sounds awful man, I hope your seizures become less frequent. Are they alcohol related?
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I'm on the other side of mid 30s and my upper back/lower neck randomly ache for no reason. It's joever
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>>158033054
>t. Chris Hansen victim
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>>158033071
Can you reach over your shoulder with one hand and grab the other hand coming up from below? If not start stretching to get there, it'll pop your upper back and fix the aches.
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The Watson situation still kind of confuses me. The parlor was a wink wink wanker joint, no? Like how those italian pizzarias in New York totally aren't mob fronts? Or was it not a parlor at all? I am fuzzy on the details.
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>>158033071
>no reason
Be more active
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>>158033071
You need to massage and stretch. It's entirely possible your shoes are too small and it's cascading across your body as well. Also, drink fucking water you reprobate.
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>>158033108
Short version: he invited instagram hoes to his house and then demanded they finger his ass with Louana peanut oil
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Dolphins finna pull an upsetty
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Slappy Balls from South Philly says Rams 16, Eagles 30
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Why are the Cryons so bitchmade? Wasnโ€™t HeMan Hampbell supposed to make them gritty chunguses or something?
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>>158032622
>Tell me you only listen to P4K approved Indie-Rock without telling me you only listen to P4K approved Indie-Rock
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>>158033175
That graph doesn't suggest they're pussies (pun intended)
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The rams are really about to be 1-3. lol.

"superteam". Lol.
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>>158033108
It wasn't one massage parlor he was messaging several different masseuses and arranging massages all over Texas. Apparently he got massages from 70 different women over the course of his 4 years in Houston. Again it's one of those situations where even if he at most made them feel uncomfortable and didn't actually try to force their hands/mouths onto his dick it was blatant weirdo behavior
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>>158033206
I blame Dabo. Probably told him sex was unchristian.
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>>158033203
Sure does actually, sorry that it hurts your feelings though
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if the cornell deal went through with this playing _____ wouldve tagged in like jeff hardy
https://youtu.be/598tPPX_9kA
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>>158033097
easily

>>158033114
>>158033117
I workout+deep movement 5-6 times a week

it just randomly pops up every few months and goes away in a some days. Neck movement/turning makes it feel worse
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>first game at 9:30 eastern
I kinda want to sleep in though
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>>158033224
>t. never played a snap of football in his/her life
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>>158033057
Probably alcohol related but I was sober for a week and had one during a football game in front of a bunch of people of all things. Bros like I drink a lot of beer. If you're going through a lot of shit right now I can't give you any advice other than drugs and alcohol will just make it worse.
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>>158033225
Based
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>>158033240
If youโ€™re the most injury prone team you are also the softest team. This is a fact. Weโ€™re not debating that indisputable fact with retards, weโ€™re asking why the Cryons are like this.
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>>158033226
>and goes away
Great, stop wasting our time
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>>158032988
I grew up in Long Beach (where Sublime are from). Listened to so much Sublime by proxy that I canโ€™t listen to them anymore. Forever burnt out.
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>>158033175
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>>158033108
He called them to his house and tried to engineer situations where they give him happy endings. He watches too much porn.
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Coofs/Raiders just to see which one of them are frauds. The Raiders actually look better than the Coofs.
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im confused so is jenny a turboslut or not >>158033225
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>>158033258
>If if if
Just take a backseat and be humble and don't question professional football players
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49ers have a lameduck coach. He's gotta go.
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>>158033263
it staying gone would be pretty great
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>>158033284
Like every good Christian
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>>158033308
I just have an inquisitive mind and a compulsion to know why the Cryons are such bitchmade pussies
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>>158033289
Whose Jenny? You're mom?
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yesntveofwince
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>>158033321
Yeah and rainbows and blowjobs would be great too
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>>158033340
>whos jenny
the most beautiful girl in the world apparently
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>>158033335
If you're so inquisitive go hit hit by someone who overhead presses 150 pounds
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>>158033386
Finna break the Niners tomorrow
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>>158033435
I sure hope so.
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>>158033390
Do you think Iโ€™m a soft ass Cryons bitch faggot or something? Iโ€™d easily tank that and ninja roll
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>>158033243
>Probably alcohol related but I was sober for a week and had one during a football game in front of a bunch of people of all things

Damn so you donโ€™t really know if itโ€™s the alcohol or not. Also Iโ€™d be so embarrassed if that were me.

When I first got gout I stopped drinking IPAโ€™s (my favorite). Eventually I only drank vodka and seltzers. The problem is I was starting to get close to a bottle of Vodka a day. I would binge twice a day (a couple hours after I got up, and once again before dinner). And that was basically every day for years. Even drinking while working (thank god I never got caught). Iโ€™ve gotten away with a hit & run because of my drinking (nobody was hurt, I just couldnt let a DUI ruin me). I actually feel very fortunate that I havenโ€™t had seizures or anything like that. Sometimes Iโ€™m grateful for the pain because itโ€™s forcing me into positive solutions. I just gotta stay strong
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>>158033448
>Is only good for approximately 1 quarter every game
Sean Payton is gonna get tired of this shit eventually.
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>le genius young nigger coordinator

When will this meme die?
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>>158033452
Record it for us
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>>158033448
A juggling exercise genuinely seems like a good exercise to keep the mind sharp just in general
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Ready, Bears?
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At least he has a job
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>>158033461
Yeah, but if he unlocks 2 quarters everyone else is fucked.
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>>158031365
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>>158033459
See the thing for me is it's just beer. And yeah it's a lot by normal people standards for sure, but I don't touch liquor at all. So it's the alcohol, yeah, but there's definitely something else going on also.
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Best get to bed now, itโ€™s gonna be a long day tomorrow fellas
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>>158033515
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>>158033529
This was some of the funniest shit I've ever seen in my life.
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>>158033515
Who hurt him?
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Jeremiah Smith, YOU are a Tennessee Titan!
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>>158033577
Ask Carnell Tate how that's going
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>>158033515
Nice body language Bustin. I'm sure your teammates draw inspiration from your sublime leadership
>>158033540
Saved
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>>158033577
They're taking a good Quarterback and by good Quarterback, i mean a white Quarterback
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>>158033577
Cam Ward is so ass they might have to fish for a new qb. Not taking Jeremiah Smith if you have the chance is a massive L though, maybe they could trade down
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>>158033593
There are no good white QBs coming up. Keelon Russell and Kamario Taylor are the next QB prospects.
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>>158033204
Anyone can beat the giggles
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>open new thread
>ctrl+f "mina"
>0 results
I hate when that happens
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This is what Justin Herbert gets to come home to. Donโ€™t feel too bad for him
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>>158033515
Danny Dimes is that you?
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>>158033623
>he doesn't rate Super Sayin

must suck having shit for brains
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i just hope my kitties win against the panthers
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fry that chud magafee mina
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>>158033634
not all of us are into ugly chinks, retard
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>>158033515
KEK
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>>158033650
This nigga? He's small, folds under pressure, isn't particularly mobile, and is /weakmind/. The only thing he's good for is lockerroom fuckmeat with a baby face like that.
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>>158033681
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>>158033525
I used to start by drinking hard liquor, then once I was at a solid buzz Iโ€™d switch over to beers and just coast through the rest of the day.
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>>158033284
>>158033333
>>158033159
>>158033206
If you were Deshaun Watson, how would you salvage your reputation? What would you say?
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>>158033681
>33
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>>158033540
I mean he gets to fuck a hot girl every night. Maybe heโ€™s sad because he wonโ€™t be able to tonight
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Why the Rams hate?? They got fucked by refs last year and they already got fucked by refs this year. This is apparently okay because some DPI that happened 8 years ago that didnโ€™t even result in the team winning a Super Bowl that year.

Idk, yโ€™all must be damn scared of us. Or sports gambling companies have become far too powerful
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>>158033685
I really don't understand the small thing. He's maybe a touch under 6'2 and has a good build. I've seen him tank some huge hits in big games the Miami CFP and pop up like nothing happened. I think he's very accurate at every level plus he has a quick trigger doesn't hesitate to let the ball go. If it wasn't for my Yakub Chambliss I'd have Sayin No.1
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>>158033515
looks like someone is already having a Blo induced meltdown
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>>158033515
Why does he look like he hates playing football?
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>>158033231
6:30 am for me
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>>158033690
Beer before liquor, never sicker. Liquor before beer, never fear. As they say.
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>>158033690
Beer before liquor and youve never been sicker
Liquor before beer and youโ€™re in the clear
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>>158033690
not to be an asshole, but why? genuinely? why bother drinking warm or cold piss over hard liquor?
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>>158033779
If you start with beer it takes a lot of volume to get properly drunk but if you start with vodka or something hard and get drunk then you can just sink something low percentage and easy to drink like beers and keep the buzz going
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>>158028039
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>>158033690
Sounds like my mom when I was in high school
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Two catbowls tomorrow
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>>158033650
Jeremiah Smith baby
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>>158033824
>Two catbowls tomorrow

Lions vs Panthers ought to be high scoring, with both teams having shit pass defenses but the Panthers also have the worst run defense in the league.
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>>158033878
GET OFF ME, HE SAYS!
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>>158033637
Every picture I see of her, she looks less and less real.
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>>158033836
Did you watch the loss to Texas? Smith had two huge drops in the 4th which killed drives. He's an incredible talent but it still takes a smart, accurate Quarterback to consistently get him the ball
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>>158031435
Thatโ€™s the joke
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>>158033862
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>>158033940
I didn't. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen him play. I don't watch much CFB. I just don't like how his face looks.

Imagine your daughter introduces her BF to you and it's this rat faced looking fella

>Uhhhh hi mister
>Umm, don't mind this black fella here *points at Smith*
>I can't find success without him by my side if you know what I mean.
>I hope your spare bedroom has a comfy chair for me

Awww hell no cuh. Get this goofy ass Lil rat faced cracker out my house.

Can't trust him to date my daughter. Why would I trust him to lead my football team?
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>>158033231
>starts 4:30pm
Ah yiss
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Kiwi has literally never touched a real life boob or nfl-sized football
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I have touched 87 boobs in my life.
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>>158034111
I think I'm around there but I'm getting rich enough that I'm starting to worry one of them will come back to bite me
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>>158034074
You're just upsetty spaghetti that an Aussie really likes a team you hate. You wouldn't even notice him if you didn't see the one guy in Australia who for some reason just loves the Broncos. Hell, for all we know the Kiwi is Crawshaw's brother or sister just cheering them on.
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How many boobs has Rodgers touched?
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>>158031638
Only Alberta if Canada.
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goodnight speefags, im wasted and just wanna say i love u and cant wait to sip coffee and watch the international game w u in 9 hours <3
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>>158034074
I own an NFL sized football although haven't thrown it in years and i touched and sucked on a titty this morning when i was having sex
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Sooooooo how the FUCK do you stop him?
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>>158034270
Just be Riley Moss.
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>>158033994
What is your obsession, and by extension, other faggots, with this mid chink?
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>>158033862
wifey
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>>158034204
Lmao
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>>158034270
I don't. I let him stop himself, which is what nobody did.
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>>158034201
Stay hydrated my amigo
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I don't associate with hetero boys
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>>158034349
What a cutie. Who's the monkey?
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>>158034270
Force him to throw to BTJ
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>>158034270
Allah Akbar!
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>>158033729
My Broncos kinda RAPED those fags last Sunday night desu
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>>158034277
The ONE time he finally feels confident wearing half sleeves he gets flagged anyway. I swear he's so insecure about being white and I don't blame him.
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> Colorado had only seven players on the field for Texasโ€™s field goal attempt, Deion then called a timeout to fix it. Then, somehow, after the timeout, the Buffs came back out with only nine players on defense when Texas kicked the field goal through.

remember when the talking heads were calling for jerry jones to hire this chimp?
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>>158033729
Yeah let's not talk about that game against the Saints
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>>158034405
Lmao
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>>158034270
rehire urban meyer
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>>158034204
Was it with the Spanish โ€œgirlโ€ you did LSD with?
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thoughts on annie agar?
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For me, it's getting shitfaced by 3PM so I'm at the same intellectual level as my infant daughter, and I can enjoy Looney Tunes with her and my wife can just fuck off and stop her inane yammering for a few hours.
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Well hopefully the NFL is more entertaining than how college was today.
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why do people get married if it sucks so bad
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>>158034405
lel
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>>158034564
Because it's amazing
The people complaining about it are humblebragging
>look at me, i get to have sex and cuddle with a cute woman who loves me every day!
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>>158034443
Yea we've been seeing each other for a couple months but she's leaving to Indonesia next Sunday. It's gonna be a hard goodbye
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What NFL team is going to hire Coach Prime?
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>>158034613
there's only one place he belongs
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11 hours until redzone :) dont care much about colts and commies unfortunately
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Josh Allen has more 40+ total TD seasons than every QB except for Aaron Rodgers. More than Brady, Manning, Mahomes, Brees, in year 8
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You may only reply to this post if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better

==Safe this week==
CHIEFS (at RAIDERS)
RAIDERS (vs CHIEFS)
Vikings (vs Dolphins)
Bills (vs Patriots)
49ers (vs Broncos)

==In danger this week==
absolutely nobody, get rekt haters

==Applying for membership==
Browns (vs Steelers) APPROVED
Ravens (vs Titans)
Seahawks (vs Chargers)
Bears (vs Jets)
Giants (vs Cardinals)
Eagles (vs Rams)
Lions (at Panthers SNF)
Bengals (vs Jaguars)
Jaguars (at Bengals)
Broncos (at 49ers)
Steelers (at Browns) REJECTED

everyone else fuck off
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Who's ready for the /catbowl/?
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>>158034664
>Le substation team beating the bronkuks
Kek
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>>158034669
Is it time for Burrow's annual injury?
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>>158034718
that's in november fren
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>>158034669
Tlaw will gobble all the kibble
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mahomes has more 5000 passing+rushing-sack yard seasons than drew brees
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>>158034686
>both stay in the club
fine by me
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>>158028333
Reminds me of ariel pink
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Our top analysts are predicting a 70% chance of a full blown melty by 6PM Sunday
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>>158034854
By Bo Nix fans?
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>>158034664
>Ravens
Approved
>Seahawks
Approved
>Bears
Approved
>Giants
Denied
>Eagles
Denied
>Lions
Denied
>Bengals
Denied
>Jaguars
Approved
>Broncos
Denied
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i want the coltsfag to know i came to liv morgan just now
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>>158034669
There are TWO catbowls tomorrow
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>>158034899
>lions denied
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>>158034661
>total TD seasons
>TOTAL
How many rushing tds were the other QBs in your list getting?
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>>158034661
and brock purdy has had the highest EPA/play of any QB since he's been in the league nobody fucking cares about the stats of chokers
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>>158034572
>every day
found the 12 year old
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>>158034664
Just put us on the blacklist already man I know we're gonna >chorge this
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>>158033862
>tv is mounted a meter above her head
why the fuck do people do this? every tv maual tells you not to do this.
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>>158031056
Should have done this.
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>>158035298
So you can watch while lying down
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>>158035423
lying down lowers your seating position even more. high mounted tv is even worse on that occasion
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>>158035423
that makes no sense
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My emo ravens play soon! <3
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about to listen some tom waits on this cozy grey morning, go vikies!
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>>158036229
whats your set-up? Was at my uncles last week and he has a t+a 200 series build + t+a criterions and it made me real jelly again.
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>>158036320
i have two genelec g 3s set up to a marantz stereo 70s! i cant recommend genelecs, absolutely phenomenal active speakers
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>>158036484
>i cant recommend enough
corrected!
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>>158036484
nice, i currently have a kef ls50 with a nubert sub. Still saving for a dope passive system.
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what's his name again?
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>>158036616
oh my those are the bomb!!!
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>coach crime



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