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>>158029843What are we playing, soccer??
Care status?
>>158029964please consume
>>158029964If America wins they're back, the true kings of soccer, putting Euros in their place and gaping Mexicans, should have built the wall.If America loses imagine if they cared, imagine, soccer is a shit sport, who literally cares, Mexico is just a southern state waiting to happen, should have built the wall.There you go, summarized the next 3 days of /sp/ for you.
Who are we supporting?
>>158030124I don't know, it's one of those cases where the two teams on the pitch are villains
how do you watch this?
>>158030154How did we cheat? They cheated by taking viagra
>>158030338Don't put us in the same category. Mexico are some of the goodest of guys.
Is this our actual national team of what
post bets no balls
this thread is surely not going to turn political
What channel is this on
>>158030776TNT
>>158030346TNT
Black woman singing
>>158029843Shit I forgot we play the USA today
>>158030909Listen and learn
JIM BEAM
>>158030962A bunch of people are gonna reply to you and imply you're not mexican but don't listen to them they're only jealous of your mexican superiority
Yall got a link for a homie
How do I bet for Santi missing all of his shots??
Vamos prros!
It's weird that Mexico is almost whiter than America.
>>1580299642026 was everything. The national team doesn't matter anymore, they fucked it.
post your >Chi schedenfreude game outcomes:>USA 2 - MEX 0>49ers losing to Rams and/or Chargers in LA>Dodgers losing to Angels
>>158030792>>158030816dynamite
Oof.
>full retard.jpg
>>158031082>ChiChicharo?
I donât care about the previous results this window, they were lucky. The team was defensively unorganized and not physical enough. I expect a 3-0 USA loss, they should have conceded twice already.
VIVA MEXICO WEY
>>158031152the "no sabo" Chicanos
Gay sport
>>158031224sorry meant to post this on /nfl/ and /cfb/
Where is everybody
>>158031303Watching the game. Pretty good so far. A lot of chances and the young players are showing off their athleticism.Fun to watch.
>>158029964zero
>>158031303This website is fucking dead. the baseball playoff threads have been slow too
>>158031320glad you're watching our derby :)
>>158031303In bed getting ready for NFL tomorrow
>I CANT SCORE
Gol
USA USA USA
>mexican goalkeeping
WE SCORED A TOUCHDOWN FUCK YEAHHH
>shitga mx defendingclassic
>>158030382>mexico>good guyshere's your (you) though
>>158031631>>158031717Who /dualcitizenship/ here?
>mexico conrtolling the game>can't score>USA gets one good chance>scoresumm bros, what's going on
Both of these fodder teams are losing to haiti and guatemala in november
world cup plot armor ran out we're back to being shit
FIGHT
Of course the chimps start chimping once theyâre losing.
mutts cheating and then acting aggressive go figure
>Yfw Cartel drone strike happens
>>158031812>mutts cheating and then acting aggressive go figurewhich mutts the mexicans or americans
>>158031767This out C team and we have a new coach and it's the weekend and it's dark out and we're scared of immigration were doing our best considering circumstances
>>158031794>back to
>>158031773Mexico never loses to black nations
Are Mexican fans going to throw pee bottles? Please don't
>>158031831Yes
>>158031864Please do
>>158031846>Xhe forgot how badly USA went out
Marquez is way out of his element if his strategy in a friendly is to badger the ref for cheap yellows instead of coaching and organizing his team and working on tactics
>>158031846yes we were the second best team of the americas this world cup only behind argentina
>>158031864That's more central American thing
>>158031864the ones that throw pee bottles are centracalards from el salvador, honduras etc
>>158031860You're not getting Haiti
>>158031907
>>158031934I look like that and say that
>>158031934Isn't Belize central american too?
>>158031980Belize isnât real, Iâve never met someone from there and never heard of someone else meeting a Belizean or whatever theyâre called.
>>158031980Of course
>last 2-0 march '24hmm bout due for another.
ref sucks how is that not a yellow
>>158031885>tf>tpAlso, we all saw that Mexico - England match where Mexico was completely impotent against a 10 man England.
on a scale of 0 to 10 how much do Mexicans care about this game
I CAN'T SCORE
CHINGA TU PUTA MADRE CHAQUITO!!!
Yup, Santi is missing them. When's the colombian negro coming back?
>>158031962same (im none of these ethnicities)
>>158032052Because this game is pointless like all friendlies where the ref ignores the rules of the game in favor of vibes based refereeing because heâs too cowardly to call the game straight. Friendlies are pointless if not played under real game conditions, thereâs no value to either team playing from a different rule book.
I have never seen santi giminez have a good game for mexico
They have said "St. Louis" like 90 times during this game
>>158032086never, he only used us to go to the world cup
>>158032086Injured sadly just like Raul. Rafa needs to get Hormigol on the pitch NOW.
>>158031980>>158032007i've met the only belizean in minneapolis. pretty cool and chill guy. he loves anime and shit
>>158032060Read all the cope by the Mexican flags and American flags that are actually Mexicans. They care a LOT. I say 7, maybe 8 if they start losing by more.
>>158032060i care 2/10 about it because there's nothing else to watch on this saturday
Is this the World Cup
>>158032189Yes.
>>158032189no, it's the OFC Nations Cup
>>158032189Yes
this lame gay boring ass game reeks of an incoming 1-1 FT
>>158032189Unironically, it probably is the biggest game >our teens have ever faced. It pretty much is their world cup since it is basically the Gold Cup/Nations League Final.
I donât understand the goal scorer is being called Julian Hall and he is black but he has some polish nonsense on the back of his shirt is he a turbomutt
rafa marquez is disappointing so far
Just started watching in the 40th minute. Hows the game been for USA? Do we suck and winning cuz of fluke goal?
I honestly hate this fixture. It's never fun because mexicants get so obsessively spiteful over it but you also have the weird embarrassing "b team" cope from us when we lose. I guess it's best when we win because of that but still. Just feels like everyone acts cringe when both of us suck.
If Raul was starting we'd be up 2-1. Santi is cursed.
Our D team btw
>>158032333trvke
Why do they make them put a yellow vest on at halftime?
>>158032300Mexico dominated the first 20 minutes. It's been pretty even since. The goal was decent, but the goal keeper made an error.
I hate this stupid apefrican mutt team. Go Mexico!
>>158031833>>158032333why USA never uses the A team? That's why they shat the bed against a good team in the world cup because the team had no chemistry.
Despite how annoying mexishits are, I liked Raul Jimenez and Ochoa.
I'm a little surprised Mexibros haven't been able to make bigger plays yet.You guys were pretty rad last time I saw you.
>>158030405This the African C team and the Germany D team
Reminder that Sullivan is stuck on the sinking ship that is City with a pre-contract
>>158032388Our players don't give a fuck. They only lock in for the world cup, the four years in between is just shit matches like this.
At least Temu Russell Crow here is having a good time.
>>158032381Lmao those were the two least likeable Mexis in recent memory. Only cool mexican player was Cuau or Chica
I'm watching without sound. What is the crowd mix? All Mexico?
>>158032365we don't like your kind here ass post
Please score 2 more goals in this match, hopefully from the US.
>>158032444there's no one there from any country, empty stadium
>>158032441Are you latinx? I never understood why the Mexicans I knew disrespected Ochoa so much. I swear he always ended up being the only thing keeping them from the gutter in the WC.
>>158032459Fuck off tourist cocksucker
>>158032488you're not better than them sanchez
Pre-emptive >I don't care
>>158032292Wait until we have Jimenez and Quiñonez back
>>158032376I said this once and I was told that there's no tournament worth playing the A team with aside from the world cup so its a waste of time
>>158032581coo;. do you have more of these
stream?
>>158032600TNT
>>158032598cool**
>>15803259845 so far. change things around from time to time. always looking for feedback, burger bro
The fuck was that?
SAVE
Come on, score more goals US.
>>158032476Mexicans love being contrarians
Kochen keeps making these glib passes. Nice save though as I type this.
>>158032600Not the best qualityhttps://hadcrak.cyou/usa-vs-mexico/
Freeman looks 40 years old with that facial hair.
Uh guys why is the USA playing an away game?
>>158032633very nice stuff. do u have other latinx countries out of curiousity
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
DOS A CERO
>>158032683Fuck you, Timmy. Strawberries would cost $5 a piece if it wasn't for us.
GET MALAGON NOW!!!
LMAO
DOSOSACEROERO
of course it had to be a keeper from the shittiest team in shitga mx
I have seen enough, activate the PUTO
DOS A CERONO MAMES WAY
TOUCHDOWNNNNN
>DOS A CEROSO IT HAPPENED AGAINOH NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>158032712We would grab other inferior workers anyways
Oh shit this actually our E team
THE WHITE(?) MAN MARCHES ON
he stopped that ball with his UNAM degree
Cavan Sullivan lets go
Just sub in Acevedo already omfg bruh
BOTTLES >WHEN? BOTTLES >WHEN? BOTTLES >WHEN? BOTTLES >WHEN? BOTTLES >WHEN? BOTTLES >WHEN? BOTTLES >WHEN? BOTTLES >WHEN? BOTTLES >WHEN? BOTTLES >WHEN? BOTTLES >WHEN? BOTTLES >WHEN?
Any puto chants?
>Fidalgo inCongrats on the win burgerbros, you played well all things considered lol
>violantesussy name
>>158032710not agian
>dude you gotta play around the back and force your keeper to make high pressure plays with his feet becauseâŠyou just do ok! itâs the modern game chud!soccer managers are completely mindbroken, just have your keeper hoof it long
I am getting my hair cut and dyed like Sullivan this week
Mexico in shambles...
>>158032692Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Jamaica, Panama, Paraguay
/MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG//MUG/>/MUG/
>>158032739Cavan Sullivan is 1/4 Bangladeshi.
Please score one more goal, US.
>>158032771Based saar
>>158032762Your boyfriend will love it.
>>158032771>2009
How do you say "Its over" in Mexican?
Putazos
ERA ROJA
>>158032771So that's why he's so small
We dominated this game, you only scored because our goal keeper fucked up on both goals.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GET FUCKED SPICS, SHOULD HAD NEVER TOUCHED OUR FUCKING BOATS
It's like B team (USA) vs C team (Mexico) IMO
Now they chimp. Mexico should be sanctioned.
R E D
Lmfao what the fuck is mexico doing
>They chimpin out down Dos a CeroKEK MEXICAN'TS JUST CAN'T HELP THEMSELVES
El Grande Americano would never.
>>158032771quintessential american heritage
BEANER CHIMPOUT>INCOMING BEANER CHIMPOUT>INCOMING BEANER CHIMPOUT>INCOMING BEANER CHIMPOUT>INCOMING BEANER CHIMPOUT>INCOMING BEANER CHIMPOUT>INCOMING BEANER CHIMPOUT>INCOMING BEANER CHIMPOUT>INCOMING BEANER CHIMPOUT>INCOMING BEANER CHIMPOUT>INCOMING END THE GAME NOW, BEFORE IT GETS WORSE
>Cant even beat our C team KEKARINO
Who the fuck wants to watch a 10v11 friendly? Just make them sub out the guy.
This is embarrassing
>>158032805>you only won because we suckLol, topkek even.
Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong in the Rafa Marquez era?
>>158032827conca-kino incoming
>>158032833They would have no mercy on us if it were our guy, yes it sucks but just accept it.
>Santi>Fidalgothese foreigners shouldn't be playing for our national team
Only thing this molero is missing is pochos yelling puto
Cartel will be selling these people within the week.
>PUTO chant soundedHAPPENING
>>158032853Ich hoffe Markus. Mex mannschaft muss sterben.
>>158032334>>158032553>still relying on a 40 year old PATHETIC
Still not confident in our players not choking, mexicant will play more desperately and might catch them off guard. The important thing is seeing who the strong mind players are because I'm tired of useless choking faggots
The saddest part about this is that Mexicans can't even say " at least my team looks like me" when their best player in the world cup was some colombian negro HAHAHAHA
>>158032838Mexicans aside from Aguirre canât coach. Just get an Argie like everyone else does
PUUUUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Come on US, please score one more goal.
Puto team
>>158032891Aguirre wasn't perfect either, he kind of gave away the england match.
>>158032912Haha that's perfect, good one Anon!
If this game stays 2-0, it is a Mexico victory. 2 fluke goals and you couldn't score when we're down a man.
Games fucking over, puto chants being heard
>>158032891Maybe that's because he's the child of two 100% Basques from the Basque Country and doesn't have a single drop of Mexican blood.
>puto chants Mexico should be forced to play every home nations league game in an empty stadium for this homophobia
>>158032910It was technically the Quinto partido. There was no way anyone can overcome that curse kek
getting cooked by kids born in 2006-2009 is wild. how do mexirats cope?
>>158032814I look like this while watching this
Its just a friendly lads, don't be so mean to your GK or you're getting deported.
lel if this was nations league/gold cup that would have been an ehhhh...STEP 1: Anti discrimination Protocol
>>158032928>you only won because we suckLMAO
>>158032902No it's going to be another dos a cero
kwab
>>158032928>Le Dos a Cero is ackshually s victory
>>158032950We need another gold cup to get over this shitry game.
>>158032950Late zoomers are the new meta t b h
>>158032928>>158032971>pretending to be a chi and then samefaggingchikaner you are hilarious
Draw agains cerru and colombia and now this. Turco mohamed should be in office.
>PUTOPUTO>PUTOPUTO>PUTOPUTO>PUTOPUTO>PUTOPUTO>PUTOPUTO
>>158032931I didn't know that and its funny how no one thinks he sticks out at all because spanish people and mexican people look the same.
take out cuckhalter before he gets sent off
>>158032972inb4 Jamaica eliminating you guys>>158032974bro these kids are gen alpha, they are not late gen z LMFAO
>>158032925thx!>>158032958lol
>>158032991Fuck you Turco ain't going anywhere until he wins us La Trece!
>>158032999He needs to score a blooter first
interestingly enough it seems they gave up on the whole puto ban thing, I heard it multiple times in the world cup and they never did a thingwe won
>>158032993It needs to be translated to monkey for the "away" support
>>158032993Too bad this doesn't happen anymore. Ref pretends to be deaf.
USA is better than Mexico when it comes to friendlies and mickey mouse cups that is a fact.
>>158032994Aguirre looks particularly mexican to be fair, genuinely indistinguishable, maybe it's the diet
>>158033022Reffies just want to go home
>>158033022CHI bux is worth more than stopping homophobia
>>158033032Whatâs the World Cup head 2 head?kek
These trashmen are so bad.Rafa Marquez was always fucking useless on the field. Now he is useless adjacent to the field.
>>158033032whatever helps you sleep at night
>Obed VargasThis nigga was talking mad shit before this match
>>158032930those are some weird tortas
>>158033059Mind you, he is from Alaska
>>158033062German autistic tortas*
USA GOAL
KWAB
DELETE TEAMX
GOL
>M3XIC0
>>158033089Fuck off. Trump is gonna lose in 1 month though hahahhahahha
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBIRRRRRRRRRRRRRDYEAH
Human sacrifice sisters...not like this
This is our C team right?
your mom lets you have tres a cero?
Kwan
TRES A CEROBTFO
>>158032754I HATE THAT FAILED MADRIDISTA SO FUCKING MUCH
How do you say "it's over" in pocho?
TRES DE LECHE
>>158033075>Gringo teammatesChi⊠you are a gringo kek
Pep is to be blamed for the mexico loss
absolute dogshit nt, were going out group stage next wc
>>158033118it's over
who beats the USMNT in all the americas? only Brasil and Argentina now right?
Chile will pay for this
Investiguen a MĂ©xico wtf
hey Mexico if you need a real manager instead of a big name fraud you can probably get Greggggg.
>>158033118Lelgium drilled you 4 hahhahahhahhahha
Telewila sisters our reply?
+$600thanks mexibros, should've done the US wins by 2+ goals but I chicken'd out
mexico kwab
>Tillmankekkkkk and all the mexicans were mad at him for "laughing" at Mora in an interview (he was laughing for another reason and mexishits just wanted to start shit)
Winning 3-0 is nice, but all our goals are flukes. I'll have fun making fun of Mexicans, of course, but I don't think we look that good.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=jrQpGeszrmA
>>158033128we looked this shit all 4 years before the world cup only for our players to be much better and make it to round of 16. it's gonna happen again.
damn, gringos got hands
>>158033098BasedFuck that kike loving fatfuck who destroyed our economy
>>158033130Colombia
>>158033135>ecuardor
TRES A CERO>>158032928The absolute state of you
Honestly I don't think Mora would've saved this game
tiilman got approached by germany early on and denied them. Thank fucking God
Destino final 3 in TV azteca after game ends
DESERVES TO BE BOOED
its just a Friendlyit doesn't mean anythingMexibros best players were not on the fieldhistorically they don't play well on SaturdaysOchoa was not the keeper
>lelis
>>158033138>losing 3-0 to literal teenagerscuahtemoc, please
>>158033182Based.
>mexicacas
>>158033161>Colombiacurrent Colombia is dog shit albeit, their world cup run was the time they were good. USA is top 3 team on this side of the ocean
>>158033187>in my head we wonkek
Mexicans are so lucky we don't even care about this sport
LADS, WHAT PART OF THE USA IS EVERYONE FROM?
>>158033187>Ochoa was not the keeperHOOOOOOOLY WHAT A COOE OL LOL
>>158033193I have a german name hahhahahhhaa. Cope cleetus.
now what
>>158033151Itâs Concacrap anon. Weâre more than good enough to qualify. Poch will make us a lot better (if he stays)
>>158033182Boring tune in futbol picante for memes
>>158033215rape chile
Why did Pochettino just kiss the Mexico coach? Is this some latino thing?
>>158033210the ICE part
>muh B team>muh C teamOkay but when does the fabled A team ever get to play?
>>158033215Accept the world cup was a fluke and mexican football is still full of lazy retards chosen based on marketability, not skill.
>>158033233Why would theyOur B and C teams are winning just fine
>>158033233In November we'll have Pulisic and Balogun back.
>>158033210F L O R I D A
>>158033118mmm...its hard to make of this when we're on a 4 loss streak ourselves.
>>158033210Guadelajara
good games USA, as a form of appreciation we're sending 500 chiapanecos to your country
>>158033228Remember when we had futbol picante threads? FĂștbol picante without flaitelson is meh, might tune for keks
>yunus musahoh wow haven't seen that dude in a long ass time lol.
>>158033230They played around the same time in la liga I think
>>158033247But they both did jackshit against BelgiumWe sure they're A team?
>>158033232Ice is 50% mexican though.
>>158033118Ya 'stuvo
>Sullivan being tough with the mexican supporterskek based
>field a team full of ligma memex shitters>expect to win anything
DESTINO FINAL 3 RIGHT NOW
>>158033312He was scuffling with the Inter Miami guys the other week, fucker just wants to fight people
>>158033259Those indios are ugly as sin. My blonde chihuahuan cousin married one chiapaneca and now he has to pay child support for 2 kids till 18 years. She is a gold digger and wanted to bleach herself so bad.
>>158033341assuming it's not bait, why would he do that? is your cousin retarded?
>>158033245So the A team players understand each other better and don't just collapse in the world cup round of 16
>>158033151Dude they got shitted on by a 17 year old and a 18 year old I don't think Mexicans have anything to look forward.
>>158033341>>158033376all jokes aside. are light-skin people really THAT common in the northern parts of mex? or in that one area near guadalajara?
it's up>>158033401>>158033401>>158033401
>>158033215back to sacrificing virgins, maybe that will do undo the curse
who /fĂștbol picante/ here
>>158029843>Mexico KWAB
>>158033376Yes,he is a horny drunktard with no self esteem.
>>158033417Yes, in North and west mexico. >>158033454Me.alvaro just destroyed chivas and tala hahhahahhaha
>>158033417 yes, they're not the majority by any means but they do make up a decent percentage of the population, i have family there and most of em are tall and blonde, but i still have very indio lookin extended family, so that is how it generally is in that area
>>158033215Fire. Chuck the clown Marquez and his jester Guardiano to the pile of hot shit they came fromKill Rangel.Fire and deathNo but seriously if mejico loses against Chili, it's over. Gonna be a clusterfuck of headcoach shuffling for a couple of years whilst the team gets knocked down to like a 30 ranking.
Destino Final 3 - Mexico 0
Rafa MĂĄrquez status?
how come chikaner is never in mexico threads. really makes you think huh
>>158033542kek
>>158033247>Poopsick>GoodNigga, he's your team's equivalent of Santi
>>158033325Yidsrael and Piojo are good tho
>>158033384I was being cheeky but you're rightBiggest thing is to make sure the new/young guys grow a spine so that doesnt happen
#FUERATATA
im listening to fulbol picante and a la verga,de anda and la vieja need to fuck off
Many make of the >we don't care meme, but I have not seen us get as mad as the Mexicans have over this friendly with high schoolers. We actually do not care yet keep improving somehow.
>>158033706Where is the cokehead aka jose ramon
>>158033706>>158033648>>158033600>>158033573>>158033548>>158033542OIL UP YO BOTTYHOLE WYBOITHIS GIANT SLIM JIM MIGHT RIP YOU APART. 3-0 TYPE SHITWHEN I SAY "SLAVERY!"YOU SAY "SORRY"!SLAVERY!
Alvarito Morales is hilarious
>>158033745hes semi retired, he only shows up like once per week
>Rafa tiene que tomar una decision>SACAR A LOS JUGADORES DE CHIVASTop fuckin kek
Yeah, our beaners are better than your beaners. Now you can get back to what you do best, flaying people alive.
>>158029843Post some of the sexy jaguar webms
Julian Hall jumped Pepi on the depth chart. Justin Ellis may keep Pepi off the roster completely.
>>158029964>caring about a molero team
>>158034667why do chicanos care so much about these 'molero' teams / games tho. such massive goycattle 'people'
