>schedulecheck promiedos, don't bust my balls>previous>>157977967
>>158030408trikaschizo tier OP
lazy cunt holy fuck
>>158030408VEN ACA MALDITO FRIJOL
We are still here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPLuT8mKLcA
>Profe a Millonarios le dicen el levantamuertos del futbol colombiano
Fuck yiyos
What formation would you use if you need to fit all these players: Rodri, Modric, Gattuso, Barella, Kostic, Azpilicueta, Reinildo
>>158030666watching yiyos twisters after every humillation is what keeps me alive
fuck a.nal
i love amateur league
>>158031057>17 Rampla JuniorsFosterbros...
>Cuadrado had a suspension for a Yellow card he got in a Copa Italia game>Yiyos asked Dimayor for him to pay the suspension in Copa instead of Liga>Dimayor accepted the request >Didn't play today as he was paying the suspension and they lost on pens>He still has one more match to pay soYou can't make this shit up top fuckin kek
>be irrationally angry over a bullshit noita death ending a fucking amazing run>open twatter>no longer angry
>>158031146>>158030546Tune in bro
>>158030718X2 lmao
I don't get that air of superiority from the costeños, it’s not like their team is actually contending for anything, and they’ll probably knocked out of the Libertadores 2027 in the group stage. I’m starting to think one of you is actually a santa fue fan, since it’s not normal to get so worked up over a mijos failure.
>win a bicampeonato>Win against a.nal in Anastasio>5 stars in the last decade>I don't get that air of superiority from the costeños
>yiyos literally lose to our cantera>I don't get that air of superiority from the costeños
election day, today this thread will be more insufferable than usual
don't care still voting lula
>"wins everything" in a farmers' league, according to them>while wins nothing in international tournamentswow, it's fucking nothing, whatever, I suppose it has to do with a superiority complex or something like that.
>>158031714Based
T. 34 years without winning anything in the farmers league You are below me, faggot
>Neymar Uribe eliminated yiyosLmao
>>158031714yeah? I'm not, whatchu gonna do about it?
>>158031537>I can make fun of you, but you can’t make fun of me
>>158031816nothing
>>158031852that's right, you're going to stay quiet like a little bitch
No one makes fun of Santa Fe because they don't have people easy as that
>>158031816Cringe
>>158031886I make fun of them
>>158031840>implying implicationsalright then macaco maluco, tell me why we can't make fun of burrior? aren't they literally in the same situation as mijos?>>158031886Probably because they don't live with a "champion complex" or the belief that they are "bigger" than everyone else.
>>158032021> aren't they literally in the same situation as mijos?Junior win leagues and deliver Kek moments from time to time. Yiyos only delivers Kek moments. On top of that, people already make fun of junior, nothing I can do to stop it
dubs and del caño wins the brazilian elections
wtf India beat Peru??
>>158032021>aren't they literally in the same situation as mijos?take one second to think how Yiyos behavior would be if they had won as much as we did the past years.Consider they did a parade for a superliga>>158032021Their online behavior is mostly >muhhh Sudamericana >muhh mística coperaFair I guess as they have one, but they are very few and they are aware what they have, it's not even funny to make fun of them. Yiyos on the other hands consider they are Real Madrid and considers every shit tournament is a libertadores, that's why it's so funny when they fail every time
>>158032085>>158032085Burriorfags are the first ones to make fun of burrior, that the beauty of it
why are argies like this?
>>158032085>Junior win leagueswhere anyone, even pereira and bucaramanga, can win it, thanks to the shitty tournament system, that’s not an achievement in this excuse of a league, those tournaments would carry more weight if the system were like the brasileirao.>>158032258>Yiyos on the other hands consider they are Real Madridthis is funny, considering that some jornos compare burrior with psg
>>158032372>comthat's junglebabble, it's brazilianthings are dire in the jungle with the convict huh
>>158032458bon-o-bon is argentine however
>a.nalYeah it's funny when they lose but no matter how many times they fail they are still the kings of this shithole, also they rarely deliver keks>DimBeating a dead horse >ABericaThey still deliver keks but they already hit rock bottom I still concider them a B team so it's like >Yeah you lose but it will never be as funny as those magic 5 yearsBut Yiyos still going down and down, it seems they never hit rock bottom and it seems they never learn158032384>where anyone, even pereira and bucaramangaThat's what makes it even funnier Pereira and Bucaramanga wins leagues and they win league every 5-10 years
>Mechico
>>158031146Where is cuadrado?
>>158032479Yet that's a brazilian product>em>com
>>158032865Lost his shape now he's known as Triangulo
>>158032831sulli scored
Does Brazil have indefinite reelections or what? Lulas been the president like thrice already
>>158032865See>>158031083
>>158032372yeah those are like that here too, but the same happens everytime>its 9 cookies for 90 pesos what a robbery>*no one buys them*>near expiration date so 66% off>30 pesos for these 9 delicious cookies what a stealthose are really good
>>158032957I think they can be president twice in a row, stop for the next term and then be president twice in a row again
>>158033009You can probably get something better for the same price or less.
>>15803312230 pesos is about 1 alfajor worth so not so much no when talking about sweets
i'm hungry
in the chino de mi barrio they sell these alfajorcitos like jorgito ones but in a see-through packaging and they're 2000 mileis so 1.31 donalds, and they come white black and mousse flavored, breddy gud
Mexico’s keeper is so fucking shit, he looks like mier
buy an add wang chong
>>158033572chimpout in cartagena
>>158033798>Real Cartagena Lost to Boca and they chimped outNgl, I’m concerned for “PERDONAME HIJO POR TRAERTE A VER A ESTE EQUIPO TAN MALO NOJODA”
>>158032865AdoA-AdoCada um no seu quadrado
brasileiro be like>wtf the cookies are expensive now? vamos lula btw
>>158034266many such cases
I vote against whoever the mainstream tells me to
>>158030408SANTINHASANTINHASANTINHA
Guys, this has the potential to result in the greatest Serie B of all time. Completely mogging 2022It's unlikely all of the results needed to happen will happen duh, odds are Vila Nova, Juventude and one of Fortaleza and Atletico GO will go up. It's also unlikely Paysandu will go up.Even if all of that fails we would still have one of the best Serie B of all times, but if half of it goes my way... The amount of regional rivalries in that would be crazy. And it's all possible still>>158030408
>>158034621> novorizontino not only going up but winning it> crb leaving la bêwhat are you smoking?
Onions hincha de Riestra
>>158034621Serie B should have 24 teams. They don't have international games, but they should play more matches to prepare for Serie ASerie C should also have the same format. But that will probably only happen with A and B are managed by the league so CBF can take care of C and D
vou votar tudo nulo kk
>>158032384>those tournaments would carry more weight if the system were like the brasileirao.Some people get very upset when I say this.
>>158031057Lito should play a friendly match against Sousa as a homage to the airplane guy.
>>158036846That's how they fabricate votes btw, thanks to retards like you
>>158031057>Huracán Buceta
today no beans are sold in brazil due to the elections, you can't go to vote with high methane concentration
There is hearsay in Brasília that no matter who wins the elections, the SAF project will still go forward. The deal is expected to be concluded by june 2027. The investor will pay R$500mi and assume the country's debts. The broker responsible for the negotiation was quoted stating that "Brazil will be among the top five global powers in three years".
the next post will decide my vote
Juan Román Riquelme
I sincerely hope none of you dare to be black and ashamed by voting lula
Votaré en riquelmy
22 or expect 4 more dias toffolis in STF then we are done
> BREAKING: Trump to classify Flamengo fans as an international terrorist group.Finally good news
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
/churchlib//brchanlib/
niggas will vote in literally criminals in order to tirar o petê
o petê are the biggest criminals thoughbeit
yeah sure. prouni, farmácia popular, luz para todos, zero imposto até 5 mil reais, minha casa minha vida, sus itinerante, bolsa senpaiília, pé de meia etc are product of crimebut the guy that wants to privatize beaches is going to give this country what it deserves
Neymar Uribe is my new favorite player.
But neymar became famous outside of Brazil in 2011, how come this guy is called Neymar
The real /copalib/ problem:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=albvb0IgtvA
Eu sou colonbiano com cidadao brasileiro. Eu voltei Bolsonaro porque o Lula e viello
where's the faggy argie anime poster to save me from /twitterlib/
HOJE É FLÁVIO 22
>>158041547For all we know lula might not even make it to the next 4 years. So you better vote for the best vice president
>>158034733Série A: 22 teamsSérie B: 28 teamsSérie C: 64 teams (divided into North/South)Série D: 128 teams (divided into regions)Série E: every single other team (divided into states)
man I'll move to uruguay if that dipshit wins herehow's life there, fellow uruguaybros? I'm a jornalist
>>158041547kkkkkkkk
>fellow uruguaybroslol
I'm back from voting. Now it's time to save /copalib/. Let me see...Uh... e o São Paulo, hein?
>>158041660You’re only allowed to post if you tell who you voted for
>>158041703Renan Tigresa
>>158041703https://youtu.be/h8R70l4DkFg
The macaco moves into the selva and thinks he's the king of bananas.
this is a racism-free environment. please do not use offensive wording. monos are people too.
>>158041725no one can take the king of bananas title from you
pega na minha banana
My president.
>>158041600>JournalistThere's like 10 people making a living out of that in the whole country
>>158041547kek>>158041590cringe
Flávio is the new president of Japan!
>>158041815How do you keep your economy afloat with 25% of your population working in journalism?
If this is /bocalib/, Image how it is over there in /bra/
>>158041938must be grimthankfully i'm not brazilian
>>158041960I started baiting
Copalibers memorise their votes for president, governor, state deputy, federal deputy, senator (2x) but can't name three conselheiros of their clubs.This is why their clubs are always peleating against descenso and won't ever win anything again.
>>158041979santinhos for conselheiros when?
How /copalib/ers voted in japan
I had to use the doodoo knife again to not clog the toilet... This is getting demoralizing guise if you're reading this don't have 3 plates of fideos con tuco for dinner
I mean, sporting events! It was all a metaphor for Badborn performance
Your post wasn't funny but it's still better than macaca louca's contributions to this thread. So I must thank you.
Y VA NEYMARY VA NEYMAARY VA NEYMAAAAARCLASIFICA BARRANQUILLA FCA JUGAR LA SEMIFINAL CONTRA LA BECHITA
>>158041892Omedetao
>>158042027lula bros it's over isnt it
>>158042101Calm down buquibroqui-san
I wish I was joking
Discount Brazilian toilet paper, never again. Your yuge bundas must not have any sensitivity because this tp is unironically like a 120-grit sandpaperThis is NOT funny
>>158042164what, you don't have a bidet?
>>158042164>not even dupla face>random shitty brandKEK
>>158041519I thought the same, he probably changed his name around 2013 when he was 9
>>158042185I do but you use tp before the bidetAnd like 95% of bidets I don't even use it desu it's all performative>>158042189The price was so good though>Muito mais MACIOYeah right. Softer than what, a handful of rocks?
BOCA SUDAMERICANA STATUS:El cuerpo de bomberos authorised Vasco to expand São Januário's capacity to 24k people and offer Boca's 4k away tickets, but the la policia still hasn't given them the green light. In fact, la policia had a negative first reception to the plan and suggested them to use the Maracanã.But Fla-Flu rejected Vasco's request to play in the Maracanã. Three different lawsuits, two by fans and one by the club, were taken to court in order to force Fla-Flu to let Vasco play. They all got rejected, but Vasco are insisting on the lawsuit filed by the club and claiming that la policia said it'd be the best venue to play the game at. If they don't get a positive from la policia, Boca and Conmebol to play in São Januário or a positive from the courts to play in the Maracanã by tomorrow, they'll have exactly until tomorrow to ask Botafogo to play in the Engenhão.
>>158042164shave your ass
>>158042251I'm tired of this lenga lenga. Just play this shit on Engenhão, fuck it.
>>158042233>beforeno, it's after
>>158041703>voting
>>158041703This guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADrB_AMwqkk
>>158041892Anime is cringe as fuck indeed
>>158042164>>158042233Never buy the cheapest toilet paper, they are always the not MACIO
>>1580418922 nukes were not enough
>>158042441>>158042491The Yamato spirit keeps going
>>158041703Decided last minute to vote for a guy who works for my uncle instead of the candidate with proposals I support. I regret it.
GOL DE CIPOLLETTI1-1 AGG
>>158042786Scored in 3 minutes btw
>>158042809>>158042786GUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCLUB CIPOLLETTI 2 - 0 SOL DE AMÉRICA (de formosa)Cipo is going to the semis
Is el Federal their Série C?
>El DT de la Albirroja habló luego del triunfo ante Colombia y destacó que, para poder realizar la renovación, los clubes paraguayos tendrán que levantar el nivel.>"Ahora, la liga local tiene que mejorar. Olimpia perdió 4-1 contra Vasco, fue un caos porque Vasco estaba peleando el descenso, iba ganando 1 a 0 y lo perdió", ejemplificó sobre la dura eliminación que sufrió uno de los equipos más grandes del país en la Copa Sudamericana.
>>158042873Yeah, but if série C was divided in two módulos, interior (federal) and metropolitano
>>158042939Everyone bitched about this btway, you know the usual women thing of "how dare you point out the wrong I am doing" (specially from Olimpia) along with some rightful "we get it dude, you said that already" which is true.
>>158043018Pointing fingers is kinda rude though
>>158043018kwab.But cool it with the sexist remarks. /copalib/ respects women.
>>1580428543-0 CIPOall during the first half btw
>>158041892best (least worse) outcome is Flávio winning and republicans getting raped in the US.
4x0 é goleadaCipo é seleção
>>158043069It is what it is, I don't think that's a principle, maaaybe he is right that there is just no way to ever be world champion with this team? But he has been doing this pointing fingers thing for a while.
>Only 34k hues in Japanwould guess there was at least 1m
>>158043448Meanwhile we have a shitload of japs here
>>158043448120k, you don’t have to vote if you live abroad
>>158043458thats why I would think there are more
Colombians are getting full of funny ideas since gonguito zero developed consciousness
se voce vota nulo, voce gosta do pau no culo
>>158043563kkkkkkk
>>158043458only their descendants. the actual japs left long ago when hyper inflation hit
>>158043563There are elections here today, realized it just last Friday, don't even know who the candidates are, probably will not go anyways.
>>158042108You don't post very often but all your posts are quality.
nao vota o lulao, ele e velhao
EU VOU VOTAR NO LULA PORRA!
>>158043699ja votei, fazueli
>>158043699at least squid doesn't have a successor so, all things considered, he might be the best option
Hambrentino filho da puta vem aqui votar em zionista entreguista, volta pra sua terra
>>158043729such a naive baby, qt!
I just wish both sides could losethis republic is our century of humiliation
>>158043778O desembargador que é atual governador do RJ deveria ser o novo imperador do brasil
>>158043699>>158043705I voted too :)
>>158043730Florianópolis was promised to us 3000 years ago.
>>158043836kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>158043909
>>158043909That's not even the right bolso.
Cipo 4-1 SolUhhh bros?
>>158043979this is the right onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTvhpYaIEQE
>>158043979Is this the right bolso?
>>158043801It speaks volumes that the first good governor we've had since Marcello Alencar (being very generous with Alencar) was not directly or indirectly elected by the people.
>mexico beat colombia 1-1 then got atropelhated by USA
>>158043989Remember Thiago Neves from the 2008 Copa Libertadores final? This is him now.
>>1580439805-1We're back, CIPObros
>>158043994This guy might legit be retard, whenever I see him talking it feels like he’s struggling to complete a sentence
>>158044221And he's gonna win because Santa Cataralha is full of retards
bros be safe out there https://youtube.com/watch/yDlTBQJQrs4
>>158044221Eduardo is the only one in the family who's fluent in Portuguese.
>>158044269damn
EU FIZ A MINHA PARTEVOTEI NO CAPITÃO!!!PAU NO CU DA ESQUERDAE DO PARTIDO MISSÃO!!!
>>158044290t. Mossad
>the umamusume vaskek is a bolsonaristaIt keeps getting worse and worse.
>>158043836aeeee boa retardado
>>158044316Vascaco would never
>>158043920we give you a settlement in Canasvieiras and now you say the whole island is yours
Vasco and Lula btw
>>1580441336-1 we’re doing it cipobros
>>158044484Porra, os caras tão tomando gol a quanto tempo?
>>1580444964’ Acevedo7’ Almirón22’ Peralta33’ Peralta—HT—Mendoza 57’61’ Lucero66’ Vallejos—FT—We’re in the semis
Cuidado con CIPO en la Libertadores 2030
não se faz copa do mundo com hospital
>>158044340flavio btw(i don't get the surprise, flavio himself is vascaíno)
>>158044485Who’s gonna win
>>158044728Seu clube é literalmente o time mais performático do Brasil em relação a pautas sociais então sim, votar num sionista entreguista é meio bizarro
>>158044343Can't knock down a brother for being ambitious.
Boa tarde, galera, já tá podendo almoçar?
>>158043909Brazilians are stuck and have to chose between a pig/military/jew/america lover and a nigger/homo lover.
>>158044822Flávio doesn’t really care about milicos tbf
>>158044802Looking good.
>>158044778culpa daquele velho broxa do salgado que nos deixou de propósito na série B e nos vendeu pra 771se deus quiser, ele vai conhecer satanás logo logo
>>158044221that's every bolsonaro
>>158044778That would be jahia thoAnd they’re owned by Saudis
>>158044802Bro you put too much しょゆう in your miso soup.
>>158043836I wanted to vote for him, but i'm from RJ ;-;
>>158044822I read it’s mandatory to go and choose. Is this true?
Two vascaínos exposed themselves as Bolsonaro voters and another one exposed himself as a Ceará doble camiseta. Their /copalib/ reputation has suffered heavy blows this week.
>>158044912Otherwise you get fined the whopping amount of $0,67
>>158044934Isn’t being vascaíno enough to despise a man?
>>158044853And every brazilian for me (I don't understand portuguese)>>158044912Yah, 100mil bananas paraguayas fine for not voting. I will just pay it (>implying they will enforce it)
Atolei o dedo no 22, gurizada
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSYDmROuH2g
>>158044835He cares about milicianos, as he is one
Bolsonaro won in>Japan>Indonesia>Philippines>Taiwan>Thailand>India>UAE>Qatar>Israel>Mozambique>South Africa>GreeceLula won in>New Zealand>Australia>Malaysia >North Korea>China>Saudi Arabia>Jordan>Syria>Lebanon>Palestina>Turkey>Cyprus>Egypt>Kenya>Romania>Croatia>Serbia>Slovenia>Slovakia>Estonia>Finland>Sweden>Norway>Denmark>Poland>Czech Republic >Germany>Switzerland>France>Belgium>UKOverall304 archived ballots47,9% Flavio Bolsonaro40,9% Lula
>>158044970>>158044955Kek
>>158045363>North KoreaOnly 4 people voted and one of them voted Flavio lmao
Copalib, the Brazilian politics general.
>>158045486Save us, Buracán x Aldosivi | 14:45
>>158045486just wait until bolsokek wins
>>158044986votando em bandido brother?
It's really funny how we cucked thdir christ figure from them It's also REALLY funny seeing Brazilians or other leftists who hate milei shill for messi given that messi and the surge of nationalism is why they elected him He does our bidding in the third world for us. We may even conquer Brazil in the election soon! (Lula is losing on polymarket) At the end of the day this is geopolitics not soccer and Argentina is Our Weapon in Latin America and South America
who is the pro rape candidate
I made a /copalib/ post in a different board, again.
Which brazilian games should i bet on?>>158045799this is nuts
>>158045912/copalib/ expansionism
>>158045912I was wondering why would anyone mention beans in the trap thread
Afundei o 13 gostozinho agora.
os dois candidachos sao sionischas, o que imporcha realmenchi é quem tem os mamilos pretos
>>158046259no one can surpass milegoy in terms of being a sionist chill.
sentiu
>>158046109pero bueno
>>158046259No, its who will make the bean price go down.
o chipolechi ficou da pipoqueira hoje ne?
lula has to win, we can't allow the blacks to stop being ashamed
>>158046525If lula wins the speculative markets will go up tenfold because of the fear lula might keep banning basic rights, indirectly increasing the price of beans.
don't care just voted lula
America doesn't want Lula to win because he plans banning fossil fuels to promote alternative bean fart energy sources.
Cala a boca, o globo tá jogando
You really gonna vote for THIS???
>>158046635i voted lula what do i get?
>>158046688>tf>tp
>>158046692A pound of rice.
sad but trvke
Argentinians would rather talk about Brazilian politics than watch their league
>>158046782o que porra é dodderingo? parece um inimigo do zelda
i voted renan santos but i can't tell my leftist family that
>>158046858retard
Calma, galera. Calma. Sem desrespeito, por favor. Não precisa disso.
I'm not registered to vote, not vaccinated either
>>158046944based traficante anon with over 10 arrest warrants
>>158046944here we call your kind "boliviano indocumentado"
o neguinho não quer uma melhor economia não, ele quer samba, tigrinho e flamengo e isso é precisamenchi o que bolsonaro representa
>>158046944macaco louco, you forgot put your name before posting
>>158047068Conguito puto is 100% triple boosted.
The real reason why Macaco Louco didj't meet with the guy at the Boca game in Morumbi was because he didn't show his updated vaccination card at the gates
If lula was a gremista with huge tits I'd not only vote for her but campaign for her in the streets of san pablo naked with a sign that says BOLSONARO É O CHIABLO
>>158047283What if Lula was a colorada with killer hips?
I seriously hope lula wins, we can't allow the monos to do better
>>158047059flávio is BBBBBasco thoughbeit, even diverted taxpayer money towards it
I've just come back from voting and I saw 3 guys wearing Ronaldo shirts (1998, 2002 and another guy wearing a black shirt with Ronaldo's face stamped on it). It seems that his popularity has grown a lot in recent years, probably due all our players being shit
>>158047509don't worry we will still be in a better than argenitna no matter who wins
>>158047512Tão passando fome hein, pqpRoubar 4 milhõesUm time de Série A faz isso de bilheteria em um jogo
>>158047546in reality: more murders than Mexico, HDI lower than India and Maranhão as the state with the youngest population. I wanted to believe that the future is Glorious but in reality is fucking grim
>>158047534fui votar com a camiseta do riquelmy
>>158047590based lula, poverty is dignity and the more poverty the more dignity
>>158047534literally who?
>>158047596Based
>>158047498Eh I might follow her on Instagram and share some of her stories campaigning but nothing crazy.
>>158047534Nike rereleased the 98 and 02 shirts recently, that’s why Ronaldo is just another fat man walking on the street
>>158047512>even diverted taxpayer money towards itBased, commiting fraud for your team is what true love looks like, brazileiros doble camisinha that never go to la cancha could never understand.
>>158047554All that money gets liquidated , especially if the team rents the stadium
>>158047672>Ronaldo is just another fat man walking on the streetAren't we all?
>>158046944>not automatically registered for voting
>>158047703Botafogo made 3.2mi in this game and left 350k for Fla-Flu. Renting isn't that expensive in most cases.
it's not like they'll stop eating beans because one wins or the other so does anything really change? they're still black
>>158047058kkkkkkkkkkk
lula is the greatest politician in brazil's history. is sad to see flavio, a fucking nobody, trying to compete with my old man
flavio is top 3 gayest names of all time
>>158048542basadinho :)
Caça Rato hater
are three communist parties really necessary?
>>158048542>60k homicides a year
>>158047647Holy based
>>158048766not lula's fault tho.
>>158048859he worship those people btw. Also he's probably the first politician to ever apply an reverse eugenics program.
>>158048766based lula doing God's work
Buracán are winning and nobody cares
>>158048766bolsonaro was president too you know
We need Boca news to get the thread back on the rails. How is Riquelme?
>>158049567We need to go back to /bocalib/.
As 20h vai entrar o grosso (votos do merdeste)
>>158050761quem vai salvar o país de se tornar submisso à pedófilos zionistas
vamos boca, vamos lula
we are so back
COMEÇOU:Flávio 48%Pedófilo 42%
petista rape incoming
Kill a commie for mommie
why are brazilians in japan such damn chuds
>>158051872japan is of the chuddiest places on earth. probably rubs off on them.
>>158048766>lula winning means murder rate in brazil increaseswtf I love lula now
imagine that your contry getting so mentally ill that havaianas become political
my state of rio grande do sul is the chuddesthttps://resultados.tse.jus.br/oficial/app/index.html#/eleicao/6257/uf/rs/mu/todos/cargo/1/vis/nominal/resultados
isso aqui é loucura pô kkkkk
ole ole ole ola lula lula
>Flavio 50,16% Lula 41,33%STOP THE COUNT
>>158052082calma, ainda não chegaram os votos da fronteira
>>158052339kkkkkkkkkkkkkk
"São Miguel Arcanjo, defendei-nos no combate, sede nosso refúgio contra a maldade e as ciladas do demônio! Ordene-lhe Deus, instantemente o suplicamos, e vós, príncipe da milícia celeste, pela virtude divina, precipitai ao inferno Satanás e todos os espíritos malignos que andam pelo mundo para perder as almas. Amém.
nevermind the first and second place, imagine getting less votes than pedo cury and soiking caiado
Lula on suicide watch
Good thing is Lula will die in his term
>>158052536so he's dying in 3 months?
we won
>>158052455we have ronaldo, so how come there is no candidate in argentina named riquelme?
>>158052573Most likely, also>brazilians get fined for not voting>brazilians don’t get don’t get 4 hours of PTO for voting
>>158052339a dying breed?
>>158052733>pelotasbrazil can't real
>>158052733colono alemão e italiano vota no PT porque apesar do PT concentrar a maior parte do dinheiro nos sojeiros de Mato Grosso e Goiás, pelo menos eles tem histórico em perdoar dividas dos pequenos produtores
>>158052770https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZyGKXJW04Q
>>158052789stick to talking about san pablo
Nordeschinos being putated and praised at the same time. It’s like the brazilian version of costeños and caleños hijueputas or the “medellin, por qué tan paraquita mor?”
Which president will bring Vini back?
>>158052992this shit is scarycrackhead physique
they apurated mostly chuds states, nordeschi still hanging below 5% while the onions belt is 25%SE VIENE UNA REMONTADA HISTORICA
10%... irmãos...
>>158053036southeast is still at 3% though
this made me remember, should i buy dollars with my savings before my country goes full retard with elections too? the dollar barely moved in price lately
>>158053109difference is nordeschi votes are 70/30 while sudeschi is usually 60/40 or even 55/45
>>158053203bahia is 60/30 rn
>>158053203doesn't look like it this timeeven MG, the swing state is getting overwhelmingly blue
hidden dragon crouching tiger is kino
STOP THE CONTA
Kinda crazy how the further north you go, the shittier the posters become. This applies to all of south america but Chile is the exception to the rule.
in fuchibol terms flávio is winning 2-0 with 30 min of first half, looks like he's cruising to an ez win
and flávio is vasco
and lula is asco
>>158053514Most dangerous lead
sex with lula
my queen lost
>>158053723Mufa
>>158043730blessed rossi
>>158052818I want 2027 to be a much better year than 2026I dont remember suffering for Sao Paulo so much like I did this year
I'm going to count the results based on the electoral college teams are based in, most haven't been counted yet>AtléticoBolsonaro 46,54% Lula 43,42%>CruzeiroBolsonaro 46,54% Lula 43,42% (it's the same college as Atlético)>GrêmioBolsonaro 48,03% Lula 41,56%>InterLula 54,79% Bolsonaro 36%>São Paulo>Palmeiras>Corinthians>Santos>RB Bragantino>Mirassol>Vasco>Flamengo>Fluminense>Botafogo>AthleticoBolsonaro 52,36% Lula 35,86%>CoritibaBolsonaro 55,30% Lula 31,49%>Chapecoense>VitóriaLula 67,30% Bolsonaro 24,87%>BahiaLula 65,35% Bolsonaro 26,90%>RemoBolsonaro 46,90% Lula 44,99%
Ave Michelle Bolsonaro
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOH NO NO ON O NO ON O NO NO ON NO
this is the type of people who post here
>>158053723Who dis
>lula>bolsonarohow can you take brazilians seriously with names like these
you're a squid now
>4 years of evangelical zionist dictatorshipfack
>>158053945welcome to the shitfest my friend
How is Bolsonaro postulating ?I thought he was in jail
brazil is such an hypersexual hellhole that we have 2 tranny politicians fightinga chud tranny and a lefty tranny
>>158053960Squid killed his supporters by killing bets
>>158053964we elected a literal pornstar to congress
>>158053960It's the other bolsonaro
>>158053916>menem>rua>saa>duhalde>kirchner>macri>milei
>>158054013Is there another Lula too?
>>158053996what makes you think we never did that?
>>158054040conservative politician btw
>>158054040we truly are cut from the same cloth
>>158054033Lulinha
>>158054061not anymore
I'll root for brazil now :)
/pol/chuds win againTranny commies on suicide watch LMAOOOOO
>>158054040https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jj4-fEW4buk
>>158054020you shouldn't take us seriously either
lulabros? o grosso não tá entrando...
!petista detected!rape loading...
Jewish nazi fascists beating corrupt commie tranniesVery scary
imagine all the gatinhas petistas that'll need comfort today
lula will probably die in the coming years and the left will have no one. Bolsomerdas will consolidate power and install the evangelical zionist pro-american dictatorship. an
>>158054266don't give me hope....
>>158054214id be actually happy to have actual fascists in power instead of zio evangelical goyslop
barceLLobros...
>>158054295Plea denied. You'll be ruled by evangelicals. Forever.
>>158053903my girlfriend
Hello, Bibi
>Haddad crushed >Derrite AND André Prado as senatorsSão Paulo is back
>>158054368nope. as soon as I have money Im fucking off to portugal
>nigga so miserable that moving to portugal is a sensible improvement
Who won
who's next?
>>158054445Israel. like always
>Senate overwhelmingly composed by PL/Novo/Old school centrist partieskek lule never had a chance
first half near the endright now it's a 2-0 victory but the opponent is pressing, spamming balls into the box and the keeper made a few miracles, it seems closer to 2-1 than a 3-0
>>158054492renan santos will end with less votes than two impotent centrist boomers lol
keep in mind this is like old school copa do brasil a 3-0 means there's no 2nd leg
>>158054548kim katakokinho vai ter que desistir do cargo kk
>>158054452So we all have to cut our dicks now?
foro du Sao Pablo in suicide watch lmao
>vamo baea minha poACK!
Its over
will petê rig this election like in 2022? or will we be allowed to win in peace and democratically?
>The rest of my life will be working my dead-end job with no gf watching the world descend into AI-fueled zionist-corporate evangelical dictatorship-slopi might finally commit the deed and an hero. this is unironically the worst time to be alive.
I hope not, some beheadings here and there would be kino
>>158054764If you kill yourself, Malafaia wins.
Malafaia owns 10% of your wage sissy
>they're relying on the most hated part of brazil to win their gamekek, will vini jr come to their aid?
i can't believe some of you guys are miserable poorfags and still waste your time here
Ok, qrd, will there be a second round? What happens if bolsonaro wins?
Lulasisters….
>We're missing the opportunity of crushing Lula in the first leg because of retard boomers adicted to airport literatura and onions belt fags2-0 so far, about 10 minutes into the first half, the opponent doesn't press as much but we're also not close to the 3rd goal
>the current president is the one preventing me from having a gf
>>158054867he lives inside your walls
So, it happened AGAIN. We can blame Trump, we can blame Israel
>>158054888I didnt mention the president. just reflecting on the current state of the world.
Veja quem foi eleito deputado federal e estadual e senador pelo MaranhãoO mito do "Nordeste salva o Brasil" foi criado como uma false flag pelos judeus
>>158054888If you have papers you can get any girl you want
>>158054914
>everyone talking about elections and trannies>only I get a warningIf you people hate me so much just say it to my face like a man.
We're herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TlWxylV2bRY
my favorite part is when they start to blame each other for being too tankie or too woke
>>158054888Just come to Colombia and take a gold digger with you, if you think that’s so great >>158054912Nice, I love being heard when I have sex
oh no... not our goat ;-;
>>158054969where's the live of mbl seething?
>>158054982An acquaintance of mine stopped talking to me because I said Petro was a burro. I wasn’t sure even making things up but showing data.
Burrior in 40 bings
>>158055094It’s so over
just got back from arguing with the wife, so? are we winning yet?
>>158054965This is how we feel when we get cagated a palos and called monos only for Domínguez to fine our clubs in $60k for a flare
know your enemy
>>158055283>spfc>winner is on the bottom?
>>158055144Stop beating your wife
>>158055144Boca don't play today, retard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDU-G4o0XV8
>>158055144what were you arguing about? did she say you have a small pp?
paulista cock x petista womb
>>158055369Kek
>my neighbors are fighting each other lmao
pofexôbros....
>>158055453Verbal or physical?
>>158055476Verbal, one started celebrating and the other started calling him names lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gewv0dZwLdU
OLE LE OLA LA LULA ESTA PERDIENDOEL BOLSO VA GANAROLE LEOLA LAEL MONO SE LA COME EL BOLSO SE LA DA
>>158055498happens, not in my hood tho, as is homogeneously white
OLE LÊOLA LACLEITINHO VEM AÍE O BICHO VAI PEGAR
>>158055530based
>>158055144Start beating your wife.Alternatively just say "yes honey, I know" and then grope her before leaving.
>>158055552>lula>cala a boca, picanhaKkkkkI’m now near Av. Paulista, so I guess I will see more political moves here. Vila madelena vibes were different
How's life in an american colony argie bros? Should I learn the US anthem?
We need to go back. Sharing a state with São Gonçalo, Duque de Caxias, São João de Meriti, Nova Iguaçu, Itaboraí and shitholes of the same kind has proven unsustainable.
Le imperialistic Boogeyman
>>158055613Well, your industries are destroyed, you are forced to consume their music. Your culture is considered lowlife to favor theirs, you will have military bases in your cunt and they will come to fuck your women in landslide. You will have cheap tech if the monkeys in charge don’t tax their ass to “protect local businesses”. This is a what happened in Colombia
>>158055723>Your cultureWhat is like having a culture?
we can't allow lula to lose bros, nobody is ready for white civilized brazilians
Jones manuel won
Rio de janeiro votando em um bando de miliciano.Dessa vez vai dar certo carioca sisters
apparently there's a Zucco headquarter just outside my building wtf
>>158055835kkkkkkk
>>158055035Pqp, esse maluco foi por qual estado?
entre satanás e eduardo paes eu ainda ficaria na dúvida
>>158055835>milicianoIt's a roulette. PL has milicianos, but they have CV and TCP too. Rio and Niterói once again brutalised by phone theft municipalities.
O carioca é burro e não deveria poder votar
QUALÉ MENÓ E O SHOW DA MADONNA COMO FICA
uh oh the meltie is starting get your gas masks on, it's finna get stinky
>>158055835é um estado merdelhão demais
>>158055907O carioca não tem culpa, o Eduardo tá ganhando de lavada aqui. Mas São Gonçalo e a baixada tão fazendo o que sempre fazem. Bandido vota em bandido.
Entrou os votos do merdesteFlávio 48%Mula 43%
>>158055842From avatar?
kkkkkkkk there are niggas here acting like paes isn't bandidowtf is going
Y DALEY DALEY DALE BOCA DALEY DALEY DALEY DALE BOCA DALE
O Rio de Janeiro é um estado inviável. Pra salvar a cidade, só voltando a Guanabara.
Eduardo Paes rouba mas faz. O miliciano do PL vai estar preso daqui à um ano
>>158055859SP
>>158056025porra, tá bom pra caralho, ele tem que tirar 5 milhões do cu no segundo turno
>>158056080Não adianta. Os caras acham existe equivalência entre a viga da perimetral e um partido ligado ao CV. Eles votaram no Witzel, eles votaram no Castro, eles votaram no Ruas, e ainda não entenderam.
Why is /copalib/ crying so much? What happened? Did Vaskek lose or something?
chora petezada
Essa culpa eu não carrego. Eu votei no Cury
sexo com colombianas fofinhas
bean based melties
meltiu
>>158056114Brazilian elections are turning into a coin toss of who decides to show up to vote.
Lulaseñoras....
if bolsonaro wins there will be no more bean jokes
>>158055775Music, festivals and holidays are mostly local. You take pride in customs. In my hometown Bad bunny, tailor swift and BTS together wouldn’t beat silvestre dangon in attendance if both of them had a concert the same night
O traficante pentecostal caiu pra 50,9%. Só mais um pouco e São Sebastião dá uma chance pro fluminense repensar as suas escolhas.
Tá tudo bem, nosso presidente será um cara claramente corrupto, conectado à bandidos e milicianos e que vai entregar o país de graça pros EUA e Israel mas pelo menos tirou o PT :)
>50.3%TICK TOCK, MILICIANOS
adianta fazer macumba não cucktólicopax protestantus
>>158056433>>158056433>>158056433
Flavio Bolsoberg nasceu no RJ
>gayucho da geral
