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my sooners :)
clempus
Who's gonna get fired first
how did USF even get to 4-0 lmao
This moment was the end of Clempus as a national powerThe instant Justin Fields hit Chris Olave deep, Clemson was broken
>>158031502>there are four games that haven't started yet, including one that won't start for 90 minuteswhen will we pull a china and abolish time zones?
Ayo FUCK the Auburn Tigers!
This is a Beaver thread
>Buttgers getting rapedYeah KJ Duff 100% hitting the transfer portal next season
>>158031539>hating on /cfb/ after darkyou should leave
PERSONAL FOUL. 69. OFFENSE. HE WAS DOWN THERE GIVIN' HIM DA BIDNESS.
>>158031559he's in his third season, he might just say "fuck it" and try for the NFL
>>158031545YOU JUST KNOW that butthole is kind of hairy
For me it is THEE Ohio State Buckeyes, THEE best college football team.O-H!...
Seriously someone call the Hague. This TTU Colorado game is a fucking war crime. No one wins this. Regardless of the score. I hope that TTU just put their entire second string in for the whole game. Just to give them some starts. If not McGuire should be canned.
go huskies
>>158031577Just don't look down.
>>158031539What would that accomplish
>>158031545is not every womans butthole hairy if they don't shave?
>>158031556I now remember Sabby Piscitelli
>>158031568based and cherrypilled
>>158031577What does having sex with a hairy Arab butthole feel like?
>>158031545Would her brothers kill her if they found out she was fucking some white dude? Is that how it works in their worldview?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLERADO
>primate coached football teams
>>158031612Do you think his gf cries when she fucks him?
primate finna chimp out
>>158031607some have peach fuzz, others have dark pubes
>>158031614As far as I'm concerned, Ron Cherry is an honorary white man.
>>158031607Not my gf's. Her balls are super hairy though. Go Wolverines!
>>158031612is this achievable natty bros?
B1G Saturday Night is BTFOing the SEC and ESPN tonightYour thoughts?
lmfaoooo
>>158031637do you think he borrows her bras?
>>158031545Thank Allah I can't see her hair or else I'd have a raging hardon and a sexual emergency. I'd need to rape her.
>>158031525Me, ideally
genuine questionhow do you guys watch this shit? i just saw the colorado qb lob a gentle pass IN THE ENDZONE directly to a defender for an INSTA pick 6. is football IQ just going down over time? I cannot even fathom how a STARTING NCAA QB does something like that. even my sickly, gay, limp dick little 14 year old brother who plays pee wee QB wouldnt do that. are we just in a generation of low quality QBs?
>>158031612I thought older men thinned out as they aged. How the hell is Bill getting thicker?
>>158031637I think he cries when she fucks him.>>158031693it's just on while i outsource my cognitive functions to chatgpt
>>158031594I am going to kill myself
>>158031676there are no SEC games tonight
>>158031693humanity mistakenly assumed atheltes would infinitely get better because players continued to be better decade after decadebut we hit the limit now. we clearly peaked 5-10 years ago.we were due for a massive regression
DUMB FAGGOT DOGS
>>158031693>even my sickly, gay, limp dick little 14 year old brother who plays pee wee QB wouldnt do that.everyone says "no way I'd do that" until they're put in that spot, panic, and do exactly that.
>>158031620the friction of my average white penis impotently pumping away would burn all the hairs off
>>158031706RIP anon
>>158031693There are maybe 20 guys on the face of the earth who can competently quarterback an offense down the field.
>>158031693yes we are going to see the sport regress 10-20 years. we were blessed with tons of once in a lifetime players like brady, brees, mahomes, mannings, etc. soon these guys will be considered “top tier QB’s” when theyre drafted. Colorado QB is considered top 10 in the country btw. puts it into context how grim it is.
>pooSF
>>158031740Coach Sub-prime Mortgage
>>158031676Ivy League/Patriot League matchup between Colgate and Harvard mogs all of them
>>158031764
>>158031693we were overdue for regression in the sport. footballs already moving back to being a run and pitch heavy sport.
>>158031693I watch it one play at a time anon.although its seems a lot of former NFL qb's have been saying the same thing that qb play is declining. could just be coaching failing to develop players
When this "athletic qb" fad finally dies out the High IQ QB will become the thing again. Can't wait.
>>158031740>white qbs
>>158031740>0 yd pick six.lmao. you love to see it
>>158031740fuck is this nigga doin!!!
>>158031740>45 million over the next 4 yearsNO REFUNDS
>>158031693>limp dick little brother um…how do you know that?
USC's punter is fucking elite at least goddamn
>>158031764gay
>>158031740>>158031784pick 6 inches>still bigger than mine
love watching prime lose
>>158031799Coach Shake-a-spear
>>158031808>touchbackHe sucks
>>158031693NFL should be VERY concerned about the sharp decline in college talent at the QB position. id be surprised if they havent reached out directly to certain schools already behind the scenes
>>158031799>tfw the ball does, in fact, lie
>Colorado players are wearing their big-ass chains on the sidelines Jesus Christ
Even though they’ll win this game, Tech deserves to drop in the rankings for how worthless their offense was this game
Dabo is washed up.
::thinking face emoji::There was no surprise today
Coach dogshit
>>158031820And lo, there it doth stand.
>>158031854SEXOOOOO
>>158031859I dunno, I was pretty surprised at Mizzou raping Florida off the face of the Earth
>>158031854god i wish i had a tall tubby slutwife
Fug I thought SC was done for the night. Dunno what happened but that game is close now
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>158031853it literally has everything to do with the color of their skin
>>158031854i am excruciatingly hornyat least one of us would be grievously injured during sex
>>158031693its a change in coaching. back then youd be spanked in the locker room til your ass was beet red and pecker was stiff by the coach for playing like a retard.today, his coach and teammates were literally clapping his hand and cheering him for throwing a instant pick 6.
>>158031854could prob fuck her belly button and it would feel good bros.
At what point does Dabo get the Bobby Bowden treatment?
Well it looks like Memepiss is the only real playoff contender in the Murican
>>158031836they can whine if they want but it likely wont change anything. if the P5 split ever happens the decline will be even worse since there wont be enough schools to develop the talent they want
someone do the putin monkey face meme but with prime
Have all the online blacks abandoned Prime or are they still out there fighting for him?
>>158031693coaching changed dude. youd get cut from most programs in the early 2000s for doing that. now you get famous on twitter and get a butt slap by the OC
chimp out
>>158031879Oh yeah you’re right
>>158031898they cant afford to fire him
>>158031892>and pecker was stiff
Coach Primate
>>158031916I’m here. The players quit on him
>>158031892>and pecker was stiffare you speaking from experience? hopefully second hand?
>>158031676new year, same result
>>158031779>>158031721>>158031693QB is a high IQ position. IQ correlates with parent IQ and high IQ parents are less likely than ever to put their high IQ children in football. That’s why the position leans athletic now.
comfy hawaii football in an hour
>>158031892any former players here? did coaches really spank their players?
brutal drop by reed harris
Trying to coach some 18 year old buck who is already a millionaire has to be an absolute fucking nightmare.
>>158031978No but I was in a fraternity and I never raped anyone.
>>158031975Wish I got the mountain west plus network
>>158031978Rhythmically
>>158031948I admire your dedication, black anon.
LATENIGHTSNACK
>>158031978My coach diddled me but I enjoyed it and it made us closer
>>158032002just steal it, on an illegal channel
>>158032002>mountain west plus networkwhat is that i cant sleep to cfb without some fag networkback in my day it was pac 12 after dark until you passed out
>>158032028no channel is illegal on a stolen tv
>>158031854i'm cracking stick to whoever's wife this is, sorry
>>158032023are those cheese curds on that burger?
>>158031999It was multiple successive consensual threesomes in her own words actually
>>158032023huhhuhuh what a mess
>>158032046this but unironically
>>158032053that's my wife. no need to apologize. please proceed.
go for it huskies
POOOOOOSC
>>158031750I am reborn
>>158032062Rape is when you regret doing that years later, chud.
EAT IT
>>158032023This befuddles the yuro sapien
POOSC
>>158032036You can subscribe to and watch live events on the MW+ Platform.MW+ (Mountain West Plus) is the direct-to-consumer digital subscription streaming service of the Mountain West Conference, powered by Kiswe. It replaced the conference's former free streaming network model.Pricing & Revenue Support• Monthly Subscription: $10.99 per month.• Annual Subscription: $79.99 per year (standard) or a promotional early adopter annual rate of $67.99 available from July through September.
>>158031978No, but my coach put me back in immediately after a concussion (I missed one play) and applauded me for toughing it outt. late 30s boomer
>POOSC
4TH DOWN DRAGON for the DAWGS
>>158032072give her babby and make the booba the biggest and then my penis can become the biggest
>>158032094Aren't Hawaiians like outrageously racist against the white people who ensure their little island's survival as they all get obese off imported Spam? No I don't think I'll be subscribing.
>>158032094no i dont think i will pay you
My huskies finna win
>only beating utah state by 19yeah I'm thinkin the dukes are winning the g6b owl this year
>>158032036You can watch Cincinnati Arizona on fox or Baylor Arizona state on espn or eastern Washington uc Davis on espn2
Burger Anon is here, are you guys seriously not burgermaxxing at your tailgate??
Has Isaac Wilson had a single clean pocket in the second half? Every time I see Colorado snap the ball, he's immediately running for his life
>imagine if ur wifi knew that someone was leaving your housecomcast needs to calm down
>>158032095were you on 4chan before the concussion?
>>158032141Too tall
kek real nigga shit
>>158032141I’m beanpilled
Deion is going to "retire" at the end of the year and they're just going to hand that program over to that OC they have like absolute dumbasses. I think a real coach could do something at Colorado.
>>158032164this nigga eating bean burger
>>158032127Let's hope so. Williams is so skitterish to watch.
>>158031975That's Hawai'i you fucking racist
>>158032147No, I've been posting here since 2006 but that concussion happened in 2004
>>158032191REAL MAKAMAKA HOURS
Washington just wasted a timeout with a usc player laying on the ground. They would have stopped the clock for anyway
>>158032149For you
USC TRYING TO KILL ANOTHER QB
>>158032199>concussions lead you to 4chanI...I also suffered a concussion before coming here. My God. We could have been normal people...
>>158032199Did you invent 4chan as a result of the concussion?
Washington gets their timeout back cause the usc player is fucking around laying on the ground?
>>158032216Good strategy
wew
>>158032216That was entirely the QB's fault, he went headfirst
>clempussy
>>158032191Mele Kelikimaka my nigga
>>158032191>t.ito
>pooSC
what was that chant? >we beat...da da da
>Monkey the Head Coach
OH SHIT HUSKIEBROS IS IT HAPPENING?????????
huskies keep marching
>>158032252Coach Crime and Punishment
>>158032240As the ancient Hawaiians say, this is a great fucking post
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFOOO-
>>158032260Not with a playcall of a fucking pass behind the line of scrimmage to a running back who is only really good just hitting a hole.
Oh and Fresno state Washington state is on the USA network and Texas State San Diego State is on the CW network. Plenty of late night football tonight.
USC is such a fraudulent team, it should get investigated in a Reckless Ben video.
he was down
>sundebils
>>158032280imagine going to one of these second tier schools and watching a football game on metal bleachers drinking out of a paper bag, must be so comfy, just no one giving a shit at all
Florida will still finish top 5, and will either defeat UGA or Texas (1-1 either way). They will lose in the playoff to New Mexico in an instant classic nailbiter.Check 'em.
>>158032298i dont have to imagine, it WAS comfy as fuck
domesticated kitties...
>>158032298That just sounds like going to a high school game.
STUPID DOG, YOU MADE ME LOOK BAD
>>158032298Those second tier schools are moving away from bleachers and into seats, probably to better serve their smaller fanbases.
Stupid fucking pass to the end zone double covered
ANOTHER MATTER PICK 6
>>158032302Based Lobo Knower. Too bad we're probably going to lose Eck to some big time school after the season
>peophiles vs. trojans next week
>>158032302KWAB, bitchass lil cat
>>158032316bereft of sovl
>>158032331USC is playing your dad?
What are we watching
Fuck man I lost my rent money on draft king
>>158032352
>>158032359
Weber St and Cal Poly tied with under a minute remainingCal Poly getting the ball back with two timeouts, either a walkoff or ogredimes incoming
>>158032346lowkey the sovl remains more in the circumstance rather than the seating style, seeing two 4-4 teams slop it out in mid october late at night from the top layer is where the trve kino is to be found
/cfb/ CONDEMN THE CORNELL 7 NOW!
>>158032359listening to pilotwings 64 ost
Why do we call them Clempus?
>piling it on
clempusbros...
w00t
>>158032394for me it's beetle adventure racing
It’s the old man in me. But I’m really, really starting to get annoyed by scrambling QBs. One thing of the pocket collapses. But seems all these QBs take the snap, and immediately tuck and run only to get taken down behind the line of scrimmage.
>>158032392>CORNELL 7I see Cornell scored multiple touchdowns today. Which should have been overturned?
>>158032359USA vs. Mexico in the other football
>>158032398
>>158032392Wasn't it all consensual?
>>158032398I think the original lore was some anon wife was drunk and called them that. But it just sounded retarded and was at a time a bunch of years ago when they were clemsoning alot and it stuck
>>158032404imagine being one of the thousands of guys who've fucked her at miami so far knowing she will never press charges, must be nice
>>158032398There's a post that became a meme a few years ago now, where an anon was talking about how his girlfriend couldn't remember the name of the school or something. She had asked him if it was called Clempus and the rest is history
Best part about living near the Air Force Academy are the free air shows. Haven't seen a B2 in a while and they flew 2 of them over my house today. Go Army btw.
>random quick painful twingewhatever. I'll die doing what I love most.
BWHAHAHAHA clempus is storming the field after losing what is wrong with zoomers
Genuine slurper between fresno and wazzu just went into half
>>158032489When the elephant sits on your chest call 911
>>158032475uhh those are supposed to be based in missouri...they're planning to bomb you
>>158032489
>>158032502I think it’s UM fans
>>158032501It's their "muh tradition". These big colleges really fucking indoctrinate their students with traditions. It's so fucking dumb.
>texas statetexas is already a state>texas>texas state>texax tech>texas a&m>texas christianhow many indians do they have down there that they need this many schools?
>>158032511kek I think it's a yak rather than an elephant
>>158032534There's this thing called "flexing" you know. They don't care if the flyover took several hours to coordinate and a million+ of our tax dollars in fuel and man power.
DOINK bros
KWAB of the Week has to be Michigan, right?>losing to Minnesota for the first time in 12 years>losing to Minnesota in Minnesota for the first time in FIFTY YEARS
Today basically sucked
>>158032784It's Montana State
>>158032785Any game that seemed close didn't stay close for long. But today I learned that now they broadcast the guys upstairs deliberating a call. I assume that's because of Michigan's bullshit win at the beginning of the season?
Are you cheering for Arizona, anon?
>>158032850based late night watcher
>>158032871some of the conferences were already doing that
>>158032874is this the slutty arizona?
>>158032929It's not, the other one is the whore arizona
>>158032871>>158032908Yeah, the B1G decided to follow the ACC's lead after the Michigan optics disaster.>>158032905FCS watcher, more importantly. I'm the one in this thread telling you that the final two minutes of Colgate-Harvard were the peak kino of this weekend.
>ive been 'fraid of transfers>cause ive built my life around 'croots>but cade got me hot seat, vizzina is weak>and reynolds is stinky too>and if you see my reflection in the playoff trophy>well the portal'l bring it down
>>158032929arizona state is the slut school
>>158032850Well I lived in MT for a couple of years so I knew the game and I agree. Go Griz.>>158032874Every alum from UofA that I have worked with are infinitely cooler than ASU grads, so yes.
>>158032987>>158033048why are there never rape allegations from the known sexhaver schools?
Jim Mora coaching at Colorado state fired his DC in the middle of the game
>>158033083Its too easy to get into them lol
UC DAVIS LAND DRAGON
>>158033081You just know both mascots had girls wearing the costumes and this was their way of agreeing to lesbo bang after the game
>>158033081>we MUST stick together>>158033199does wanting to fuck a girl wearing a mascot suit make me a furry? that's not what it's about i swear, i just think it would be kinda hot is all
>>158033216Wanting to fuck in any kind of cosplay makes you definitely something.
Fuck yeah time for a midnight Hawaii game
I thought Floridump was supposed to be good?
>>158032475I live next to a Air Force base and all I get is the honor of hearing loud ass cargo planes take off and land at 3 AM
>>158032784it's Florida, they were supposed to be Natty contenders
lol bearcats
>>158033385Well just be a heavier sleeper. Planes are cool.
mateer just threw another pick
>>158033423red river could be a bloodbath this year if arch can lock in for once against a high profile opponent
>>158033385Also, anyone who has been in knows Air Force (military) bases are are always in a shitty part of town.
Sources tell me Shane Beamer has been in contact with the IDF. He’s expected to land in Israel by 7am EST
>>158033374Sumrall threw the game on purpose, the team needed that. They were starting to believe the hype. It's a 4D chess big brain move, to be fair. How do I know? I mean, did you watch the game? Florida was clearly the better team out there today. Just the overall more talented and gifted program. You could really see the difference in skill. They were obviously being held back to give them a psychological advantage going into the hard stretch of the season, even though they outperformed their opponent so thoroughly today.
>>158032302>Florida will still finish top 5lmfao, no they fucking will not, they've got at least two more L's coming.
>>158033352my fuckass streaming site is showing a game show i've never heard of
>>158033609see>>158033602
>>158033087jim mora's in his 90s, crazy how far his son has fallen didn't know he was still coaching
>>158033081>You and I... maybe we're not so different after all
>>158032404I can't be the only one that earnestly thinks this bitch's face is busted. I've never jerked it to her shit, she's just straight up unattractive.
>>158033701>looking at her face
>>158033732
The Deboer teams are soft crowd sure are quiet right now
>>158032421soon
>>158033748she's probably having sex right now
>>158033748>soonYeah, soon you'll catch your third straight L, bih.
>>158033781lmao thats gotta be one of the more unique celebrations
>>158033773With a Miami fan
LOL GET FUCKED DABO
>>158033829>>158032404
Ok txst whatever you do DON'T start kissing the sdsu players
>>158033748lmao so cute you think you have a chance
goddamn ASU is gettign killed
>wazzu couldnt even beat fucking fresno statethis slate of games are so shit
>>158033887It's like another Pat Tillman out there
sitting down to some pac 8 ball
Aztecs are so back
>asu
>>158033947>the fuck i look like to you, a blade of grass?
UhHow were the Gators 8th?
>>158033954do they just start fucking in the stands when the game gets out of hand like this?
Toure out there breakin' ribs tonight.https://x.com/GrantReacts1/status/2106563581810803081
>recruiting ad of marines doing cool shitoh fuck we're going to war
kek. that's a FOOOOOOOMBLE and touchback.
I love college football but seeing all the college kids and this whole college thing just makes me very depressed. How many of these kids will actually secure of life for themselves after all this fun they're having? It's going to be gone like that.
>>158033995they fuck in the stands regardless of whats happening on the field
>>158033947There has to be something done about this.
niggers making niggers plays as usual. not knowing the rules of the sport they play. fucking nigger.
>>158034091honestly? i would have licked the railing before climbing over myself
>>158034089they're going to have sex later tonight and we're not and that's just how it is
>>158034091That's rape in any democrat state.
>>158033960because ole miss put all there energy into lane kiffin.Also is there no announcers in this texas st vs san diego state game
this pac 12 game was a few minutes of only field noise. good stuff
>>158034089They can secure deez nuts
>>158034134Like sex means anything to these people
the commentary feed cut out in the Texas State/San Diego State for a few minutes and it was actually nice just hearing the crowd and their reactions. Didn't really realize how much the commentary audio drowns out the crowd atmosphere, wish this happened more often
Why didn't Cincy get a touchback on that play. I have it muted.
>>158034185but then how would hear the quirky jokes and stories that the former player and the talking head next to him have to share????????
>>158034193you cant bat the ball in the endzone
>>158034114and there it is
>>158034165it would mean something to me
>>158034097is it against the rules to run plays that create rub routes using the reffies?
>>158034165They just don't appreciate what they have, hordes of slutty coeds are wasted on them
baylor land dragon. this shit is over
>>158034222No, it's actually not an uncommon tactic
>>158034205But that was after the fumble.
>>158034185right? or guys like Kirk Herbstreit rumbling on and on during a slowmo instant replay
>>158034222Just kill all reffies. Problem solved.
dj fagway kek
>>158033947REF CHADS KEEP WINNING
>>158031884Do you ever tire of this shit?
dear lord so many blowouts
>>158034372Ying Yang Twins
We’re going to lose to Okie state aren’t we
>down 4Potential Safety and get a chance to kick a fg at worst and try to force OT
>san diego state
>>158034372I don't care
that's a safety but they blew the call on the field and they cant overturn it
doesn’t look out of the end zone to me
>>158034498That line judge on the far side has been terrible at spotting all game
SPAGHETTI
HAHAHAHAHA THIS GAME NO WAY
SAFETY
>>158034498They clearly saw his elbow and ball inbounds on the angle and just plowed through lmao holy shit lmao hahahahahahahaha
LMAO what a follow-up
this is why you watch pac 12 after dark
god damn this is like the nc state and vandy game
>>158034515but the teams were better before
wait this Rick Allen calling the game
MORE SPAGHETTI
>this game
LOOOOOOOL NO ONE WANTS TO WIN THIS FUCK OFF
both these teams are drunk
>>158034524ball is ball.
>>158034524Better teams doesn't necessarily make for a better game.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING GAME
Michigan
tfw I am in san diego in two weeks and I wont get any comfy games in person
>>158034543Literally who?
>>158034543nothing but niggers. Go Beavs
>>158034547Also gonna miss out on the Padres as they'll be eliminated by then.
>stay up with us
>>158034552hopefully I can move out there for good. I am going to try what morning kickoffs are like
>>158034543Frauds
>>158031820>>158031867
>>158034559>I am going to try what morning kickoffs are likeThey're incredible. You wake up, grab some coffee as the first slate of games starts, and proceed to not move for 14 hours straight.
Is UNC decent? Losing to Noter Dame by only 11 seems good.
>in the naaeevvyy
Are you fucking kidding me
onside incoming
you can’t make this shit up
what the fuck is this game?lmaooo is this like the montana state vs Idaho game last night
>>158034590They can get a stop d drop it in the middle and try to force a fumble
>>158034577the only thing I feel like that would fuck me is following nba eastern conference team where you will miss a lot getting off of work.jesus this game is drunk
missed tackles at the worst time in the back field
>>158034605True, I don't watch basketball but I definitely have a harder time keeping up with my Blackhawks. NFL always starts late enough and MLB is easy to follow in the background, though.>3rd down stopAll bets are off at this point
cw just shit itself
what the fuck is wrong with this broadcast man
there is a thick ass on the Texas state sideline. I see it in the background don’t act like you can hide all of that back there, I’m a gamecock
>tv feed just freezesStarting to remind me of last year's FSU-Stanford game
kitties finna boutta do sum
do they have to catch the whistles on the broadcast?
oh fuck
lmao this qb is retarded
This Texas State wideout has lined up so far outside for multiple plays but they just don't give a shit kekIT'S OVER
Unlike USC players, Arizona wants you to feel our hits in the morning.
>>158034646>HOWEVER
>>158034685*offsideIT'S NOT OVER
I have seen so many bad weird plays over the last 24 hrs
>>158034687DAS RITE
He threw it too hard
LAMEEEE
What the fuck was that Texas defensive line lmao? Two niggas rushing and you let them almost get to the quarterback, so then he has to scramble forward and the ball ends up almost out of bounds.If they had given him two seconds the throw would've been right where his receivers were.Whatever. Shit team all around. San Diego should be embarrassed for almost losing.
HAWAIII MAKING A COMEBACK
Real Hawaii hours.
>>158031536Incredible buck breaking.
So who's KWAB of the Week?
>>158037385Florida for sure.
Big 1G power rankings:1. Indiana2. Ohio State3. Iowa4. Oregon5. Nebraska6. Wisconsin7. UCLA8. Minnesota9. Michigan10. USC11. Northwestern12. Penn St13. Washington14. Illinois15. Purdue16. Michigan State17. Massillon (Oh) High18. Maryland19. Rutgers
KWABOOTY OF THE YEAR (so far)>mormon qbs>coach primate
>>158031686She would have to be punished for doing that to you.
>If Clemsoning was an actual person
>>158033947refGODS I kneel
>>158033947That was the best tackle in the game
>>158034347Newfag asks someone who has been posting here in almost every thread for half a decade if he's bored. What response did you think you were going to get? Praise for noticing something that only newfag cry about?
Yankees do NOT know ball and paid $10 milly to fucking Brick Underwear LMAO
>>158037385Montana state
>>158042140Wasn't even a Yankee thing. Larry Ellison's Chinese bugwife is a Michigan grad and convinced Larry to bankroll flipping him.It's more a Communist plot to destroy an American institution than a "you don't know ball"
>>158037385Colorado State's DC Tyson Summers for getting fired and replaced during the middle of a blowout loss at home to Oregon State
>>158031978No, but the coach's son was a complete fag and would "accidentally" walk into where the showers were whenever people were in there
>>158032302Florida will be 8-4. Two more obvious losses to Georgia and Texas, but they'll drop another one. I'm guessing Kentucky or Florida State.
>>158042477little dude thought it was Ram Ranch.
Remember when Kenny Dillingham was one of the hottest names in coaching? He just got the absolute fuck kicked out of him by Baylor and Dave Aranda. Aranda has been on the hot seat for a couple years now.
11-4 week 5
>>158043167What the fuck is going on in this graphic?
>>158043255cfb model versus vegas linesbets i post hereresults of the bets player projections/props versus vegas lines its messy because im retarded
>>158043300Okay, I see what's going on now. Where can a man get these prior to the game? Can you present this information in a non retarded way like on Wednesday or Thursday?
>>158043346i post them as they are bet in here in a non retarded way
>>158042140Not Yankees, jews. Larry Ellison and Dave Portnoy are fools.
>>158043435I know anons are going to jump on this and goy out, but I've dealt with a fair amount of jews and there is a big difference between northeast jews (like Portnoy and Ellison) and Southeast jews and West Coast jews. NE Jews (AKA Yankee Jews) are without a doubt the absolute worst to deal with.
>>158018538>Need that alabama interception webm
Roll Tide
MIGGED
>Indiana >UCLA >Kentucky >Arizona >Dukebasketball schools are taking over, /cbb/ won
>/cbb/not a genny, not a leagueyou're a tournament
>>158043977How's that playoff working for you? Surely there hasn't been any controversy.
>>158043957>Indiana legit, we'll see how legit in two weeks>UCLA definitely looks better than they have been, but their schedule so far has been mondo ass. They get their check next week >Kentuckyfraud>Arizonafraud>Duke fraud in literally any conference other than the ACC
>>158044001SECucks mad because they can't win when it matters? It's working greatalso get a lot of melties when "blood blues" can't even make it in, kek
>>158044022sounds like gatekeeping, keep me posted when you allow autobids from every conference champion
>>158031799>reflect dat>dictate datyo imma show da yt man a black man can coach and speak good!
>>158044022We were good enough for these.
>>158031799this is the face of a dead man walking
>>158044192This feel like the Theranos saga, he genuinely believes he can change the game but he's not a real coach and real money was wasted on memes.
Is Kyle Whittingham still employed?
>>158044283has prime tried wearing turtlenecks and deepening his voice to get the players to buy in?
>>158044382no but he did encourage his players to dogpile into fights
jej
>>158044465at least guys like McAfee and Howard and Mark May were former players and genuine ball-knowers to back up their trolling and shit talking.Portnose is just a frat boy stuck in a 50-year-old man's body.
>>158044465is it over for Michigan football?
I miss Mark May and Lou Holtz. Genuine retards, but still better than Desmond Howard.
>>158044465these accounts are gay. maybe had a place at the table a decade or so ago, but the whole gotcha look what this guy posted is pure low IQ normie-nip in 2026. especially now that its pretty well known these days the whole deal is to say something outlandish to get the attention. it doesn't matter if its right or wrong. no one will remember in a week. just a total waste of time.
>>158044602shut up, dave.
>>158044581Mark May's eternal hateboner towards Ohio State was so retarded it came back around to be respectable. Not even Howard or Woodson were as big of Ohio State haters
>>158044618Portnose is a fan of Michigan. Do you expect him to not say something bad about the team his team is about to play? I'm sure he does it even when he knows Michigan has no fucking chance at all. Like the game this year vs. OSU.
>>158043957Hell yeah. Also fuck Kentucky. Happy for them though. They’re dead when they come to Indy this November
>>158044602cool blog fag
>>158043957Indiana is the only good football team posted here though.
>>158044715I appreciate you reading, anon. maybe one day you'll put your thoughts out in these threads and make the discourse richer instead of just being a faggot. have fun keeping up with the freezing cold takes account you slime brained goy.
how did these hawgs slip past the /cfb/ brain trust?
>>158044803Too big + butterface
HEY WHATS UP HELLO
No refunds
cringe or kino?
>>158044803I’d snort ket off those saggers fa sho
>>158044973Michigan fans would kill for that mediocre offense now.
>>158044283>and real money was wastedyou now remember they held a concert before the first game, they treated it like a super bowl
>>158044975Cheap rip-off of UCF.
Just rewatched the piss zoo vs gay turds game. Holy fuck boys. I see why Austin Simmons was starting over Tranny Dad at ole piss to start with last year. That piss zoo team can beat anybody when their QB stops being a confused retard. And they are about to get their top RB from his gunshot at some point. I didn’t think their defense had it in them to shut down Baugh. These fuckers are going to beat someone else good this year. But probably spill spaghetti at some points too
>>158042396maybe he just had poopy pants, had to change his khakis
>>158045035UCF has astronaut helmets?
>>158044975kinda cool but houston's best alt jerseys imo are those houston oilers inspired throwback ones. astronaut helmets seem more like something UCF would wear though
>>158044975same team that rolled out in a 1980s caddalac last week with spinner rims or some shit
>>158044973Michigan's passing offense has essentially gone unchanged from last year to this year: 186 YPG last year, 180 YPG this year.Their rushing offense, with the same offensive line, runningbacks, and "dual threat" QB: 210 YPG last year, 135 YPG this year. The damage Whittingham and his ilk has managed to do to that unit has to be seen to be believed.
>>158045046not enough meme words in this post
did Auburn hire the wrong guy again?they seem miles behind Kentucky and Florida.
>>158045140>whittinghamyou can't be serious. are you a michigan fan?
>>158044975Kino. I have no idea why everyone stopped trying to have cool uniforms. Nick Savana gay ass crushed that trend by just winning with shit uniforms I guess. My all time favorite was the TCU uniforms where they had like shiny lizard skin
>>158044975UCF and UH trying to be "space schools" is just embarrassing. Most people who work for NASA and most astronauts went to real schools.
>>158045218like Josh Dobbs?
>>158045202this isn't /tv/ homo. weak attempt
>>158045218is it more/less embarrassing than A&M pretending to be a military service academy?
>>158045253A&M is city boys LARPing as country boys LARPing as soldiers, which is embarrassing, but they are at least actually a senior military college
>>158045253>the military school isn't a military school because.....i said so
>>158045295They aren’t a military school lol
why was every game a blowout this week?
>>158045295must have missed when johnny football served his country like actual military academy athletes do
>>158045304interesting take
>>158045199they wouldnt be the only ones
>>158045321>doesn't know the athletes and musicians get an exemptionit's funny how people who complain about "larping soldiers" are they themselves larpers
>>158045324>ROTClmao
>>158045324that list includes colleges that are fully military, of which A2M is not one. Nobody thinks VT is military school. and there are like 1500 colleges in the US with ROTC programs
my aggies got em boiling
>>158045321you dont remember manziel scrambling all over the ba'athist forces in syria?
>>158045199Serves them right, they trusted a Communist.
My longhorns are going to beat the faggies again this year. Business as usual
>>158045443good morning saar
>>158045470There are more Indians at A&M than at Texas
>>158045471cant believe he farted on the iowa fans with all those cancer kids watching
>>158045509that's not accurate in the slightest
>>158045140Think of it this way. Sherrone recruited a bunch of room temp IQ Brothas and now wittingham is a baby boomer white guy trying to get them to play ‘disciplined’ football. Not going to work. Their guy was clapping a snow bunny and did nothing wrong and now he got punished and a white grandpa is coach speaking
>>1580456421900 at A&M vs 1500 at UThttps://global.tamu.edu/news/2026-news/2025-rankings.htmlhttps://web.archive.org/web/20251105160128/https://global.utexas.edu/about/international-enrollment/2024-2025-international-enrollment
>>158045650I don’t even think of it that way. He was already basically retired and then offered a massive contract. It’s a Brian Kelley situation all over again. I would seriously consider not signing any new coach over 50 to a big contract. It’s too easy for them to just say “lol fire me that’ll be 70 million dollars plus tax”
>>158045718I see your problem, you're counting literal foreigners, not "asian-americans"try again but use demographics. most of UT's indian population are 2nd and 3rd generations who were valid victorians
>>158040942This is known as a callahan in ultimate frisbee
>they still don't understand racism is an israeli psyopwe're never gonna survive man
>>158045780lol that’s such bullshit. You must have never been to Texas there are no second generation jeets. I lived in Texas my whole life and never met a single jeet that didn’t work at a motel. All demographic data will corroborate.
>>158045844so by your logic, they come to texas, and then don't procreate? or they move away?rule 1 of texas, once your here, you're trapped forever
>>158045780I figured that the "saar" implied they meant actual Indians, since second and third generation Indian American's don't have the accent
>>158045900they don't look past the skin
>>158045885They came to Texas in the last few years. There were no jeets in Texas 20 years ago beyond your standard hotel patels that every state has.
It's another Texas AnM shits up the thread thread
>>158045930well seeing as my mom and dad both came over 35 years ago, I think you're wrong
>>158045718don't let the donghorn know about per capita
>>158045932Nah this is the work of the VPN cuckeye who is obsessed with jeets. He loves to pretend to be a faggie thinking that will save his cuckeyes from shit talking. He picked what he thought was an easy and natural target for angry Texas fans. Only thing is I know Aggies like the back of my hand and his style of shit talking is distinctly third world and not Aggie like in any way.
>>158046045aggies don't consider you the rival, our rival is and always has been arkansas
>>158045253>cuck connect
>there were people doing horns down at the mizzou vs Florida game Lmaooo my longhorns mind fuck the entire nation
>>158046184blueblood sir, just like God Rama
why don't they respect us sirs
>>158046159
>>158046212VPN cuckeye posts are more distinct than if he had a trip code lol My longhorns destroyed his cuckeyes in one quarter. Holy kek
>>158046212>>158046241oof
raped out of the playoffsseething about ohio of all stateshumiliated on the world stageclowned on by brazilians and mexicans
>>158046243it's true. UT has OU and Tech, and yet seethes about us unprompted. They sing in their fight song, "and it's so long to A&M", we don't have anything in our songs about them
>>158046277>clowned on by brazilians and mexicanswhich of these is you?
>>158046284Tech is not our rival at all. Tech are our lil bros. We all root for them as long as they aren’t playing us.
>>158046299hes a schizo so hes somehow both
>>158046284University of Tennessee got the acronym first.
Reminder that in American Sports revenge for playoff games can only be obtained in the playoffs.
>>158046299He is almost certainly if Mexican origin. His third world soccer style banter is a dead giveaway. He also is obsessed with talking about jeets but never says a word about how many Mexicans go to UT lol
>>158046346false, it's been proven
>Tennessee got the "UT" acronym first chronologically, adopting the name "University of Tennessee" in 1879, four years before the University of Texas opened its doors in 1883Defeated. Just like UTexas in the playoffs
>>158046481
>longhorn fans love their AIkek never beating the allegation
Is Tennessee owning the UT acronym the reason that they have such an inferiority complex to the rest of the SEC?
For crying out loud, how many times do we have to tell you newfagsut.edu
If week ends with no drastic ranking changes from 1-15 = SHIT games
>>158046747See>>158046522AI supersedes URL ownership. It’s over
>>158046780Ask the AI if the ownership of ut.edu makes the University of Tampa the true UT.
>>158046778Florida
>>158046823Overrated to begin with should have been 20
>>158046522saar
>>158046810>No, owning the "ut.edu" domain name does not objectively make the University of Tampa the "real" UT, though it does give them the ultimate internet bragging rights. -source Reddit.com / Facebook.com
>>158046921>source Reddit.com / Facebook.comThank you for confirming the bullshit
>>158046974>>158046974>>158046974
>>158046921so only east coast roasties think it's tennessee, the other 80% of the country knows its texas
>>158046921So Tennessee owns the trademark to the only important and white part of the country. Case closed beanjeets
>>158047067>>158047001
>>158046335I hate A&M. Every Tech fans is trained to hate A&M. Nobody cares about Aggies weird denial over actual Rivals for LSPoo or Arkansas. I will continue to hate A&M because I was raised on that rivalry
>>158045780orly
>>158031624that is probably a mexican. So they are probably filming.
