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This is the thread
goalposts are part of the goalie's equipmentpost and out means he was in exactly the right spot
Every. Single. Night. For 3 years now.
F L A M E SLAMES
>>158033043fuck you mildcuck
Every. Single. Night.
now's not the time for begging for male attention, there's still hockey on
mildcuck versus silvercuck part 271
BEDLAM in vancouver
What is her obsession with Quinn Hughes, though? That's the real question...
i think devin cooley is going to get a very large raise when his contract is up
3 threads! good job guys!we gonna need to LOCK THE FUCK INpre season is over
gnight
wolf lets that one in
>>158033116sleep tightly
>>158033115And everyone went to the one with the worst OP pic
Flames trying to throw the game they need to be investigated for draft fraud
>getting scored on by a black
>>158033140you don't like jen???
McKenna 3GP 0PStenberg 2GP 1P (1A)Bust status: CONFIRMED
>>158033155>jen slowly getting pulled into a wood chipper:DDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>158033147full on beatdown love to see it
>>158033155We’re a Colby Armstrong general.
>>1580328005-3Last time they played it was 7-0
Flames are a tough team full of sexy physical men that want to roughhouse
>>158033183jen
>>158033025>>158033155>>158033207she pegs
new record dropped
>>158033234Seems like more of a team record.
>>158033234Also owns the record for goaltender with the most asterisk cups post-expansion
>in BC 1 in 25 kids are autistic
Huberdeau's hips are warming up
[whooshes in espn]
more like dirty BAHLsack
>>158033291got his ass
This.
The red wings are the only team with no goals for this season.
Analytics fatigue
yeah
gay
I checked the analytics and they all said I'm doing everything right and I don't need to make any changes
>>158033326wow great picture david bloom!
Analytics say my post-to-(You) ration is lacking but if you consider the overall quality of the posts being (You)ed it evens out, that's someone only the eye test can see
>>158033368I know that feel.
he puts the anal in analytics
It’s a good thing my Devils lost tonight. /hoc/ wouldn’t have been able to survive the mindbreaking of a 2-0 Devils
>>158033406do you think keefe should be firedthey could hire john tortellini to replace him
What’s up with that car commercial with that song that just keeps saying dick dick dick
>>158033406We’ll get them next time bucco!
no gary i will not buy the footlong nachos from subway nor will i buy the new snackwiches so stop asking
>>158033440I haven’t had subway in years
>>158033440How about the new Subdog?
cherny :DDD
>>158033460quality has dropped off a cliff since the bubble years
Chernyshov holy shit
SHOOOOORKS!
trouba the tuba
Lmao Michael Cera getting cucked in the new commercial
>>158033481The two In my town have closed
If a team has played 2 games this season they still have a full season to play.
the new espn intermission loop is very disconcerting
>>158033551Why did they even do that
cooley is 2 kool for skool
>>158033562He's a nihilist
that crossed but there's no proof
Remember that Ducks goal against the Oilers in overtime that hypothetically crossed the line and counted?
>>158033025holy pukeola
whaaaaaaaaaaaaat
The situation room has spoken
#flamesgate
Albortions getting reflucked tonight
>>158033559So it evens the schedule out but it won’t make sense in 3 or 4 years when they expand again.
CANT WAKE UP
based refs
Celebrini really needs to work on faceoffs
okay fine it was in
Canucks could win this one
>refs fixing another gamelol
>>158033656
Why don't more people just shove over the person covering them when they aren't even near the puck, seems to work really well
oh i forgot what it was like to have a young forward. fun times.
canucks have a disastrous pp
>>158033171Careers are finished after three games?
Refs got the memo that Marchment is on the Sharks now and decided they are never getting a PP again
>3 games>0 points>-3McKennabros...
victor eklund is a big jamiroquai fan
my habs want everyone to have fun and get points :)
he is very bald
why would you trade knies for this?
>>158033723Bust
Real nail biters
>>158033743cope he has more skin in the game
my sh4rkies :(
>McBust
>Shorks just fell asleep
>SHORKSkek
>>158033764He's apart of the Trʼondëk Hwëchʼin First Nation
>>158033750I traded holloway for knies
pettersson redemption arc
asking the hockey foid about why the Sharks defense is bad without saying celebrini
Nuckd are ELITE
Canucks scaaar
D-Petey is the new EP40.
holy BEAUTIFUL goal by d petey
This just inThe sharks still suck
>>158033764why are his eyes hooded? He drunk?
DRAFT SWEDES
Haul goal shouldn't have happened and the Sharks should have had at least two PPs this period
Nucks needs a new goal song
>>158033767
>>158033788brutal
is willander even any good?
>>158033802cry about it FAGGOT
I thought kongs were supposed to suck this year
the flames fucking SUCK
Theyre all busts it’s over hockey has no future
>>158033822Just like my islanders
Misa looks like shit
>>158033785imagine how bad it would be without the veteran leadership of nurse and trouba
Flames won first overall
Garytime in San Jose
>>158033821They’re playing the sharks calm down
>laffs
>>158033834jlmi
>>158033839and then benjamin netanyahu grapes you and forces the flames to pick 4th
>>158033822but at least they have a cup
byfield ot winner
>>158033860thanks gay wizard
>>158033858pre-gary cups don't count. 1993.
>>158033860some say he will be the next captain
Celebrini OT winner incoming
Heh our fanbase does things a little different. We like to chant go team go. And we sing the instrumental to seven nation army.
garytime sucks man, i forgot how much i hate this shit
Who is the modern day Wayne Gretzky?
>>158033869>only the jewish era matters
>>158033872Why though? Because he's a n____r?
>>158033880Boko Imama
>>158033869i don't recognize anything you say as having any authority nor do i respect you as a human being so your opinion doesn't matter
>>158033879you don't like cycling in and out of the zone for 3 minutes straight?
if i'm in charge of the nukes i'm testing them on san jose every 3-4 months
This flames Canucks game is the finest example of why we need fewer teams.
>>158033895There is nothing wrong with doing cardio
>>158033880Jesse Puljujarvi
>>158033894Shut up faggot
flames bros... garys henchmen missed a call for us...
>>158033915fuck you
C H E R N YHERNY
>Simon Edvinsson demands a trade out of Detroit
SHOOOOOOOOOORKS!
SHARKIES WIN!!!!!
it's ogre
scork
celebrini has had enough shit and brutally attacks the puck carrier, strips the puck, then skates it down to the offensive zone and wins the game
Uhh gary, why is there a nigger lines"man" on the ice?
>>158033921CAMERA PAN DOWN
a black man was mugged
OUR San Jose Sharkies :)
will the shargs really make the playoffs this year?
>>158033916Don’t worry surely he wont screw us over at the draft like last time…
>>158033946OUR Celebrini :)
>yeet the jeet>scoreBased Hongcouver
flames seething kwab
>>158033950pacific is soft as shit
>>158033936
>>158033944>puhlease massa i cain't skate no mo' please don't tackle me and steal muh puck, i ain't got nuttin' else
>>158033950I told you guys yesterday, the cup final is going to be caps v sharks
KWAB Flames
>>158033967My Devils are inevitable idiot
kek the lames are such kwabs
>>158033950>being forced to watch a pacific team in the playoffs again
bald spot spotted
*hits you*
All the Canadian teams are shit this year.
>throws an elbow up>clean hitChrist this announcer is retarded. Thank god I don’t have to hear this slop.
elias pettersshit is becoming a hard cunt
>>158033976I'm sorry, but Gary wrote the script. /refs/ are in control.
>>158033918Yeah, there you keep going canacuck. My fuck you are SO fucking angry tonight. Little faggot.
>>158033981omg he's just like me
>>158033987Yeah sure pal. Ray Ferraro is an all time commentator.
>>158033976Nico Daws and Jake Allen as your goalies, just announce the 11th overall pick nigga
This Middleton guy is horrible btw standout bad player.
>>158033987kek this piggy mad that my nuckies outpaced his 5 year rebuild in half a year
>>158033993haha it's always you isn't it, mildcuck, kek you big dumb bitch
>>158033987>durrrr i have no problem with that!Why are sportsnet announcers always trying to gaslight their viewers?
>>158033987ray ferraro played when the nhl wasnt as sissified
>>158034001Lames fans coping hard
>>158031414and he scored
>>158033989Punished Pettersson, a man denied his Hughes
finnish mcdavid
if you get a reverse hit given to you by Pettersson, just retire. retire from the sport. literally just turn your skates in and say "i quit".
THE FINNISH CONNOR MCDAVID
>>158034001Thanks for Coleman and Maatta! They are doing well so far!
>>158034013Finnish mcdavid strikes again.
>YAAAAAAY SOMEONE SCORED. I DUNNO WHO. BUT YAAAAAAAAAY
>it was 1-0flamkeks
>>158034016much like you retired from being a sports writer
i've heard some call him the Finnish Connor McDavid
haha it's always you isn't it, canacuck, kek you big dumb bitchthis fag is too obvious now. It's pathetic.
>>158034030Bud did and he’s a hockey writer.
>>158034030Retard
>>158034032you've got nothing mildcuck, nothing apart from middle-school tier responses it's embarrassing. now do it again :)
>>158034040No it's true I heard the same.
>>158034016Petey's in his power forward arc, the league is officially on notice
FUCK YOU!
>>158034016That was an elbow dirty hit and he should be suspended for 3 games.
>>158034040You don't think he's the FCD? (FCD stands for Finnish Connor McDavid)
>>158034046clean hit.
>fuck me in the ass again, DaddyWhoa, canacuck is letting all his dirty secrets out tonight. kek
MUST SEE: San Jose Sharks Captain Macklin Celebrini savagely attacks urban youth in an alleged racially motivated robbery
chanting seven nation army is lame. I’m honestly tired of hearing that overplayed song.
FUCKING FLAMES RETARDS WHERE ARE WE AT??
>>158034046>coping that petey played you too physical o i am laffin
>>158034051Wait, he's Finnish? I thought he was just getting started.
>>158034053you've immediately proven my point, mildcuck kwabtoo bad you're too stupid to realize :)
Flames players can't even afford more than one name
>>158034068one step closer to the #1 pick
>>158034062Ban it along with mr. brightside, living on a prayer, and all the small things
>>158034018Yeah that trade was stupid. We should’ve gotten more draft picks instead of picking up that dud. He’s not even as physical as what people were hyping him up as being.
>>158034044
>>158034068tardkino
>>158034086you should be one step closer to the edge
>>158034087I don't mind Bon Jovi in the arena.
>>158034096>CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO BREAK!>EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
We need more rap at hockey games. We should be bumping Kendrick and drake.
>>158034087>zoomers hate these classics
>you're too stupid to realizeSays the bitch that is literally WAITING for a reply every day. lel. I own you, faggot. Go ahead. Reply again.
>>158034107>Sharks have Will Smith on their team>no Will Smith songs
And you're not gonna let them take your will to live because they've taken enough
>>158034090When him and the Finnish Connor McDavid pair up at the worlds next year they are gonna light the lamp I tell ya
wtf cooley -__-i guess that's what happens when you leave flames unattended
>backdoor into the playoffs because the jackets and islanders limp to the finish line>bullshit a playoff series because the penguins suck>get destroyed because Carolina is an actual team>extend tocchet because reasons>team plays like shit anyways because tocchet is a one note coachmmmm, more retreads!
>>158034087And Kickstart My Heart
>>158034123How about you give Martone more than 12 minutes a game, YOU COCKSUCKER!
>>158034117We know he gets jiggy with it though
OUR NUCKIES WINOCTOBER IS STILL PETEY SEASONSKELETTERSOOOOOOOONNNNNN
>>158034128nokys
>>158034116you dumb mildcuck, replying is how people communicate, but I guess you didn't learn that given your malignant autism. now celebrate "being replied to" I guess kek :DD
>>158034107There is enough "diversity" in the sport already.
>>158034129we asked Rick Tocchet to coach a team and all he gave us was a vanilla defensive scheme that dumbs down everyones offensive scoring
>>158034138Was this the first submission victory in an NHL fight?
>he's still replyingkek. good boy.
>>158034123looks like he ditched the glasses at least
>>158034147>>158034157You type like a fag bud
>>158034156>fight
>>158034138>I can't breathe, man!>I know.
>>158034157when all you can reply with is "you have replied to me again!!1!" I suppose it's time to end the conversation. I bid you have a bad night, mildcuck
It was a tie game until late.It was also one of the worst officiated games I've ever seen in all my years of watching hockey.Canucks did literally whatever they wanted and almost never got called.I'm not saying these refs had bets placed. But with the way they called this game, you can't help but wonder
>>158034155https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNs0c5dWock
>>158034171he left me roses by the stairssurprises let me know he cares
>he's still replyingkek. good boy
>>158034123he's was talking about Tennessee desu
>>158034197ur the only 10 1 533
>>158034179
>>158034217I look like this but I don't say things like that
what is you guys early Stan Lee cup matchup prediction?
Life feels empty again
>>158034275krak v debbies
>>158034275long island vs colourado
The league's literally not ready for this
>>158034275Penguins vs kings
>>158034038Not just A hockey writer.OUR hockey writer.
Honest Trailer Guy Voice\*\*\*\*He got bullied by a MAGA douchebag And gaslighted by another one He had some personal tragedy’s last yearBut nowHe’s backAnd he’s not taking nobodies shitIt’s a Pettersson world….and we’re all just living in itThis season check outNo more fucks to give
>>158034275leafs vs sharks
My local Semi-Pro team eviscerated the other guys 12-1, and my Penguins came away with two points after an awesome game. Hockey is fucking great, you guys.
>my
Best duo in hockey right now
>>158034275stars rangers
>rags
>>158034155Tocchet has Mega-CTE, and brain herpes, which he picked up from the Philly Fent-whores. He was okay until he moved to Philadelphia, but there's only so much brain damage a guy can lock in through before he's just retarded forever.
I can't believe this was once the team of Yzerman, Fedorov and Datsyuk
>>158034441He was bad in Vancouver too, he just had a year where every 2 on 1 or breakaway resulted in a goal
>>158034275Nucks vs Habs
>>158034487He did well for awhile (had one of the best seasons in franchise history) but his coaching style has no longevity. It was sad watching him flounder around in the playoffs with no idea how to address the issues the team was having.
Players acting like whiny babies now
>>158034571dookie
>>158034604tuck your jersey in nigger
>>158034571>caca sports
>>158034571Look at all that wasted space. You could fit at least three ads onto there.
we got the league right where we want them
>>158034668oh yeah where's that? up your butt and around the corner?
*farts*
>>158034652kek
What causes weak knees?
>>158035078most likely nerve gas
Stars vs canes will be the final in 2027. Mark your calendars
>>158034620don't do this, it's an equipment penalty (and creates mustard gas)
Huomenta>laffs
For me it’s sharks-habs
>>158035511Have you seen the Stars recently?
>>158035511
https://sports.yahoo.com/articles/billet-mom-faces-trial-over-150614356.htmljust like my romance novels
>>158035712God only knows what the Thorntons are doing to Stenberg
>>158033050itd be fun to flamespost a lot this yearbut can'trejoice
The shorkies have some exciting years ahead of them
>>158036189wtf happened yesterday, I woke up in the middle of the night and our flames were winning, then in the morning i saw they lost :(
>>158036281They said that about the ducks
woke up this morninggot some gabagool
>>158036562the ducks have had an exciting year :)
>i took jen on a date to the westminster dog show>she won
>>158036516Common flames fan experience
The Habs-Penguins game only went to overtime because the refs called an offside on a scoring play because Erik Karlsson moved the puck around another player's stick as he entered the Offensive Zone. If the Canadiens make the Wild Card by a single point, or win the Atlantic Division by a single point, know that that point is fraudulent.
>>158037625When they called that back I knew the penguins would blow it
>>158037707That kind of shit can break a team's back. It gets in your head. I guarantee the whole team, except for Crosby, Malkin and Letang, of course, were more conscious of what they were doing after that, and fucking up because of it.
I swear there used to be clever and funny people in these threads, like real people who could tell a joke or even just have an insightful opinion. All I ever read any more is weak ass garyposting, bud1, marner a shit etc, you guys ever just step back and look at this place and realize it's not funny anymore?
Didn't ask
>>158037919nigger
>>158037830I’m just surprised they managed to win in ot
Please boo the r@pist’sYou guys booed Formenton (thank you for that btw) now can we please boo Hart AND Howden (he was in the room but left because he felt “uncomfortable”, clearly not uncomfortable enough)As a survivor myself and more specifically as a survivor who’s had multiple people (including authorities) try to poke holes in my story and brush me off, that booing the other night meant the world to me. I felt like I wasn’t alone for the first time in a long time so I sincerely want to thank everyone who was there booing the other night. You really helped this survivor feel seen and heard.Also if you haven’t already, please watch Code of Misconduct (if you can, Ik you have to get a separate subscription for it)Thank you again guys, hope to hear some boos and no means no chants
>>158037919those people have families now
>>158036562The Ducks don’t have a Celebrini
Roasties win again
We're closer to 2060 than 1990
:3
>>158037919well start selling my shit pal and I will single handedly carry these threads with esoteric wyna liu comments to entertain the masses
laffs status?
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
