Heemvious: >>158017980
First for Finland
2 more hours until I go buy some weed to smoke
Genius. Greatness. Gane.
*gets heemed and leaves thread*
OHHHHHHHHHHHH
>This article is about a theological concept. For the written accounts of Jesus's life, seeGospel. For the film, seeThe Gospel (film). For the Israeli AI system used to identify military targets, seeAI-assisted targeting in the Gaza Strip.
I will be completely honest with you right now, for someone that has beaten DDP, Soldic looked pretty unimpressive.
Still not ready to accept my boy Figgy is washed up. Possibly I'll never be ready.
Will Johnny Walker save the heavyweight division?
>>158038702Could do
My boy deiveson figueiredo? Heh, he just needs a little more time is all
he's only a young boy, practically still a child...
figgy has always been a dirty cutbabby
>>158038702it's the most exciting division again what saving is needed
>>158037973whatcha getting?
>>158038987Man you know lately Ive just been smoking joints. Probably an 8th of some good hybrid. Could do 7 grams of ground flour sometimes they have that for $30.
Flower innet
Found these seeds last time, might try growing them soon
Fun fact, it's actually legal to buy/sell regular THC marijuana seeds order them and have them shipped via regular mail. Then at some point after planting them they then become illegal.
>>158039226*In Florida
talbott vs figueiredo looked like ruffy vs chandler
Sometimes I'll still wonder whats wrong with this guy you know. Even though Guru kinda already did his exposition pieces and he's not even relevant anymore. This post in particular demands some kind of explanation, right?
>>158039139those are turtles please put them back in the water
>>158039414Check out this snake
>>158039395He is a little hmm peculiar you could say
>>158039460It's not even really about him being zesty and weird with that abnormal upbringing. And even accounting for the fact that maybe he is just engagement baiting or posting un-seriously. It still feels like you can see what he was going for, and just missed the mark dramatically. There have been other instances too, but I feel like this one needed some kind of mulligan.
little ding dong dingely ding
>>158039446what the fuck is that
>took off my undies and I had precum stringing from my weeweePedophile. Who the hell talks like that? You are a fucking pedophile.
>>158039706It's just a snake, saw him around the pond when I was fishing this summer. I take pictures whenever I find snakes around to send my brother and ask if he wants me to catch them for him (he keeps reptiles)
>>158039791i would kick the shit out of your snake in hand to hand combat make no mistake about it
silly little snake in da grass lives in fear of a propa slap
Herb "Smoke The" Dean
Could the other kids please let Benny win at something? :-(
>>158039869Yeah but we've got a couple deadly venomous species around here sadly, I fear them. Shooting them or a shovel to chop off the heads. I assume that one is just a rat snake or something, so he must be allowed safe passage.
You guys do any fishing this summer?
30 minutes until zoot shop opens up
>>158038468he still takes pictures in the pocket and thats what got him heemed by kadestam in one. it'll also get him heemed here
So you do go outside, that's good
I was thinking to myself "Man, Johnny is so slow now. Back in the good days, he'd have heemed Khalil ROuntree by n-"and then he did the thingAnd then he did the celebration too
>>158040200the gela i have is too much for my morning routines luckily i have some sativa heavier hybrid left but need to go see my feller tomorrow non negotiable
Coffees ready bros
>>158040258You ever get into dabs or those disposable carts? Or are you only smoking bud up there?
Beast of a gym
>>158040381Your people killed all of their greatest men via two extremely high casualty wars. Basically back-to-back-back as well. Fucked em real good.
>>158040355proper extract is often from overseas so it's rarer seen it sometimes not really my thing i like ciggie in my zoot
>>158040463*clears throat* it's all because of a good for nothing son called edward (sound familiar?) who soured relations with the germans out of fear of change
>>158040381The absolute state.
>>158040506Yeah man, honestly pulling those crazy 99% thc pens starts to really take the magic out of smoking. You know what's way better than spliffs with tobacco are blunts. Not sure how popular this is globally, but around here in the south everybody and their mother smokes these mfers.
bbc/the king (charles "spaniel")/kieth starmer should pay me (big) money to make a finnstory of britain special, talmbout galactic hyperdimes, lee murray will be mentioned also bisping till paddy molly the haggarty boys leon all the uk fighters not tom obviously no wants to see that
>>158040622Yea and I agree with you completely about all that
>>158040545Eddie's a wannabe pretty boy. Fake hair. Strategic scruff. Always business casual. It explains why he's such a woman about Dana.
>>158040606smoking raw is a bit much on my galactic throat, i know usamericans don't understand/can't stand paper filters and tobacco for mixing i guess you just do whatever makes it feel comfy>>158040645i'll include a little extra on them losing the us colonies for you fucken guys
>>158040703Yeah I found myself starting to feel jealous of Big Ed lately. All good though.
>filtered replysmdh can a straight man reply to me please
>>158040463UFC HW division? Saved by proxy Natalia Silva? Champion Abus? Ranked Tony? Best boxer in the world UFC 332? Designed for me and set a record for first round heems Yeah I'm probably one of the most influential man in combat sports
edward much like his namesake edward the vii of ingerland is a nepo baby whose direct ancestor was a legendary og in da game and that's why they are histrionic girls
>>158040756Henry got a win, too.
>>158040724Hm, I'm always rolling joints with hemp papers and filter tips. Everyone else smokes blunts usually, because they hold more, easier to roll, burn slower, and ngl the niccy buzz from just the wraps does hit juuust right.
>>158040751Don't you think reddit would be more your speed partner?
>>158040773I was right to accept you into the fold.
Talbott has the exact same drive to be great that Jon had, he gets sexually aroused when fighting with shirtless muscular men, so he's constantly training and getting better. No heterosexual man can stop him, I fear
pooru and all the other grifters on youtube must feel really stupid>it's the exact same sport in one of the 6 arenas they usually use with the same dinosaurs from last decade crushing cans but....they called it le heckin ufc *** instead of fight night *** im losing my mind AAAAA
>>158040858I reckon I would hurt that guy badly in a street fight.
>>158040881Real shit. UFC events being extra "good" or "bad" on any given week has such an infinitesimally minimal effect on my quality of life. It's honestly kind of pathetic when people act like it's some sort of legitimate gripe for them.
>>158040881UFC Freedom 250 marked the onset of the Golden Age of MMA. There are no more bad cards.
>>158040921That's a different issue. Im talking about them losing their minds over it being a numbered event instead of fight night or ufc "insert city" or whatever
>>158040929The Lil' Donny effect
>>158040751What about a gay woman? That's close enough
>>158040941Yeah I see where you said that, I felt like my observations followed right alongside of your critique.
>>158040958i have never seen an wmma that didn't want me to goob them in a bushnon negotiable
>>158040974I'd disagree but after the tryst I had with Silva and Wang last night? I get it....
>>158040974Our Boy Hemmingway, is that you?
*solves mma*
Reminder that we could've had 10 first round finishes in a row if not for FAGGOT Soldic combo breaking the entire thing
>>158040994You ever read The Old Man and the Sea? Incredible book.
>>158041020Remember when the bong cried about how much this card was gonna suck? Good times.
>>158040994apparently he's still at it tenacious if nothing is jb
1952 seems so contemporary for the old man and the sea to be telling such a timeless story, but it's done so well and with such unapologeticly simple language and directly masculine tone that Hemingway somehow managed to pull off something special at the same time.
Bloachy "heemingway" boi
I feel like a genius when I understand what Sneed is talking about sometimes
>>158041050we're not talmbout ernest b, have you read hesse? you might like it
>>158041066Wow what a robbery
Terrible than the great train robbery oh, oh, ohTerrible than the great train robberyTerrible than the great train robbery oh, oh, ohTerrible than the great train robbery
Tom Cruise stars as “Digger”
>>158041107I don't even read good stuff anymore. Mostly sci fi novels, and more often than not audiobooks at that. Feels like I can't be bothered searching for actually great literature and I'd rather just have some decent slop. Is Hesse long or difficult, or is it something easy but meaningful like Old Man and the Sea!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BLLhvJ-Mvw
gay homosexual forum for faggotssage and delete
>>158041192This is the kind of looks you get when demolishing a large jacket and cheesy beans
>>158041187mostly very easy and even the "harder" books aren't really anything difficult, another recommendation would be one of my favorite usamerican books of all time, zen... by pirsig, it's not super easy but the language is very clear and it is a profound book
>>158041187Ever read any Strugatsky
Ive waited for so long for my boy robo to enter the ufc, i'm the first person that shilled for him here, this made my day after getting pissed of yesterdayWatched a bunch of videos, Robo prolly wont fight until the end of year, his manager said they would love to have him fight in January on the Makachev card if possible
Holy shit, check out this snake I just found in my driveway.Chat GPT says it could be a copperhead. And he was aggressive with biting a stick when I poked him. I should probably kill it to make sure the cats and dogs don't get killed by him right? Better safe than sorry I guess.
>>158041241we're talking literature you caveman
>>158041241Regarding the opponent I dont think they care but probably would like to avoid Amosov and Medic as long as possible, he is friends with Amosov lost and trained together, Medic being a fellow balkan guy they are on friendly terms
>>158041259KekPretty sure there is a whole board for thatI thought majoroty of yall were semi retarded, not that its a bad thing
Oop, he got away while I was typing
Sneed's out connecting with nature, Figgy is probably crying somewhere. Time is a flat circle.
>>158041267Oh yeah and lets also go discuss music on /mu/ and videogames on /v/ hurr a hurrr
>>158041267most people here cannot count it has sadly been proven so you're not wrong, i'm happy for you and ufc i was just a little jealous to be honest
>>158041277I dont mind or care, but let me have my 5min
>>158041291Thank you finnbro, god bless you
I almost forgot about the closing of the cantina with all those round 1 heems
Now isnt this nice? The thread is nice right now. Enjoy it while it lasts.
>>158041324can meng buy it
>>158041325It's the beauty of the Natalia Silva era
>>158041134places a curse on jon jones
>>158041342see >>158041325now is not the time mustafa
>>158041366Don't give a fuck. Messed with the wrong trolls. Never stopping until the reality of a Gane-free UFC is realized.
I can't believe the Tito's Cantina era is over......................... Where am I gonna get homemade gorditas like abuela used to make them........
>>158041381
okay let me lace up my boots punk
>>158041292Take as much as youd like my friend
I remember telling people last year Tito’s cantina would shut down and people told me it wouldn’t
>>158041412What else do you remember?
Why do thirdies, poors, and browns get so upset over "wasting food"? Do they not understand it's a renewable resource?
boots laced where you at punk
Do you remember when spammy made that one guy crash out just by posting "AARON PICO!" every time he posted anything?
Sorry
>Supreme gentleman Van tossed the hand of a chad who wanted to take a photo with him off his shoulder.
>>158041448how are you a multimillionaire professional athlete and end up with that as a doctor? there is no fucking way that's the best money can buy, even in the UK
>>158041492>chadthat guy's like 5'8
>>158041424Many tings
>>158041241Yeah Soldic is based, i hope he get rid of his tendency to dash backwards when he is getting hit, that's what got Leon the fluker robber of Usman heemed
>>158041534If some dumpy brown woman wearing a towel around her potato head told me she would be my doctor I would laugh in her face and ask for a real doctor.
My wife is a champion, say something nice about her
little ding dong of a ting, yea?
G
>>158041549>that guy's like 5'8Which is the same height as Yelen Yee, suffice to say we are picking Merab to beat Yan in the trilogy after his honest declaration of being an incel
Something about Xneed is just sooo… viscerally repulsive. Y’know?
Y’know?
sneed don't want you bruh just move on
>>158041549Everyone looks huge next to flyweights. They are usually like 5"4
Uhm yes I want to fuck Natalie Silva
>>158041766Who? You mean Xadam Xneed?
Payton Talbott is another zesty Black guy rising up the ranks of the MMA World. Jon Jones opened that door, and Adesanya blew it off its hinges. It's good to see.
>>158041241Hes pretty good I can see him making it to the top 5 but idk about a title. Brazza is reallu good, Garry is good at avoiding strikers, and Prates has ridiculous muay thai, Michael Morales is a freak of nature. Its a hard division.
>>158041793
why would pereira take a fight with pavlovich? what a retarded fuck. just go back down and heem ulberg.
>>158041793talbott isn't zesty he's just gay
My nigga Ribovics is a real nigga
Test
Imagine hating on me when I'm just out here fishing on Sunday morning, living my best life.
>>158041876Do the fish smell your estrogen?
>>158041891they live in water you fool
>>158041325>>158041649not even 40 minutes
>>158041825Poatan can win if he copies Volkov's gameplan and makes it as boring as possible while taking zero risks, cazzies will sperg but he will still win against a dangerous beast
>>158041793kek'd
>>158041255don't kill it dickhead, snakes want nothing to do with you and are chill
Alot of people think O'malley has been ducking Payton
Payton working out on stripper pole. Its actually very good for core strength.
>>158041825Pereira wants to be a triple champ but I dont think he has the frame for it. He should be at 205.
Reminder that Damian could literally fuck Strickland right now. Like literally right now, if they asked Damian to fuck up Strickland he could do it. Dana should let Damian cut the line fuck the other contenders.
soldic looked great. you see a dude throw combos sometimes and immediately know they are better than like 90% of the roster
Dude his name is penis lmao
pulyaev broke his jaw on the damian penis
Do you think it would be an advantage for a fighter cover himself in dazzle camouflage tattoos? I think it would be disorientating.
>>158041611I would fuck her
>>158042111Why did Dana say his name like that? This shit has gotta be intentional, no?https://streamable.com/bwsfdn
>gas just went up again
>>158042289And my truck is getting about 12-15mpg friendo
>>158042038Why is he boying Payton?What happened after he lost to him??
I still cant believe bobo agreed to this. Pyfer is a really tough fucken fight. I will be surprised if bobo wins.
>>158042351Henry hates O'malley because he always ducked a fight with him.
>>158042415White on white violence
>>158042415I'm afraid this fight was inevitable in our timeline
I propose they make Bo vs Joe a special limited edition one time only death-match; fight doesn't stop until only 1 jacked white boy remains with motion.
>>158042038why would someone who is 1-0 against the current champ fight, let alone duck chiwiwis grandson?go get better wins kid, we are fighting yan next no matter what
Said Colt 45 and 2 zig-zagsbaby that's all we need!We can go to the park after dark,and smoke that tumbleweedStop, and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong Selling tapes from here to Hong Kong
>>158042038>This Payton Talbott, he is so hot right now
Uh oh, let's all do the guru shuffle Everybody do the guru shuffle nowSaid let's all do the MMA guru shuffle Oh oh, everybody please do the guru shuffle now
>>158041492Van has the extreme disadvantage of being an Asian fighter (there has never been a good Asian fighter in all of human history before him) so it's no surprise he's screwed up in the head.
>>158042038Stanning people who whooped your ass is the cringiest shit.>>158042415The fraud check fight of the century. If you lose your career is OVER.
>>158042415guy got out wrestled by stolfusznivkal probably subs him in round 1
>>158042696IM DOING IT
at what point should someone step in and stop dana white from doing self harm?
Don't even talk about any other technical MMA breakdown channels on YouTube unless it's Red Hawk Recap.And if you watched even a single episode of Mighty Niglet and Fagesanya show you need to kill yourself ASAP
>>158042751Reduce harm visited upon Dana White? Why would anyone want that?
Has Blow Dickal ever successfully used his wrestling against a mid or better opponent? Joe Pooper rapes and gapes him unironically.
Wasn't aware daddysanya collabed with mighty daddy, thanks for the rec, Andrew
>>158042744bobo has trouble with range. He has to box his way in before he can attempt a takedown. Pyfer could definitely crack him coming in. Always remember blackbelts turn to white belts after they get hit. Bobo might get caught up in a boxing fight and not be able to do takedowns
sup y'all it's brendan shaub here
>>158042765I dunno, probably not since he never beat anyone good and got fraud checked by Ridder de Nigger. Should be another bodybag for Joe daddy
>>158042415Pyfer looks like Bo's older brother
>>158042757even dana deserve some human dignity
>>158042765Bobo has the same problem that every other wrestler and jujitsu guy has. They struggle to close the distance and get it to the ground. UFC fighters are good at defensive wrestling and grappling now. So its very difficult to get easy takedowns.So they end up having to box and get lit up usually.
>>158042776Feel free to call my Drew, since we are such close friends and all
>Pyfer pretended he was going to sudoku after his GF dumped him for his cheating and wouldn't take him back>when that didn't work he pretended he converted to Christianity to keep her pussy on lockdownPsychopath vibes. Dude is gonna be champ.
>>158042757Nah if you enjoyed this week's card, your not allowed to talk shit about Dana for two weeks minimum
Ben Asskren being raped by Demian Maia in grappling is proof that wrestling by itself is completely nonfunctional in MMA.
>>158042807you are humanist i vörship lusifer
>>158042789Reiner is solid tho, so losing to him isnt that bad. Bobo could still get better but the problem is his striking is always gonna be sloppier than the rest of the guys. Even khumshot has better hands than him.
>>158042839Yeah, this was some of that pure psychopathic alpha male personality disorder. Bobo is still beta mode trying to make people like him and hide his narcissis, kwab
>>158042867Its the other way around cazzieDamian Maia has decades of mma training so his jujitsu is already adapted.If where keeping it real wrestling is still a better base than jujitsu. Jujitsu has shitty takedowns and relies to much on back positions.
>>158042863>two weeks minimumexcessive, can we do 10 days?
>>158042415Guys hype is fizzling out and when he flukes a win he's suddenly Top 5. Seems reasonable to take that one
this nigga lonely af
>>158042755Omalley and his coach have had the best podcast for years. They always tell truth(probably because their high) and give insight into fighter mindset. Its even better now that tommy mcmillen is always on.
>>158042926askren has been doing mma longer than maia retard
>>158042965Do I have to be high myself to enjoy it?
>>158042937Fair enough
>>158042981Its a good listen even soberhttps://youtu.be/18k9agziEmM
>>158042969askeren is retarded tho, he never properly adapted his wrestling to mma. He kept it the same.Maia actually modified his jujitsu. He has an entire no gi training system and specific moves to use in mma.
The Chad Joe Pyfer "defcon 5 level psychological warfare onslaught until he gets his way"Vs.The Beta Bo Nikal "try to hide your narcissistic god complex and mental illness to trick people into liking you"
>>158042415Bo vs Pyfer is like two pieces of shit fighting, It's like Chairman Mao vs Churchill, any of these guys winning is bad for the sport since it elevates them to top 5 status
>>158042955UFC has been trying to make bobo a champ for a while >Has Dana privilege >Gets to be on biggest cards>hand picked winnable opponentsIt's finally getting to point where Dana cant protect him. Pyfer is a very dangerous fight. If bobo gets knocked out he will be a laughing stock like Raple Stevenson.
What do you suppose would have logically been his next move on his bitch supposing she hadn't relented to his theistical dogma control strategy?
>>158037862's comin op's comin op's comin opIt deh
A MANA GANEA POKEA POKE TO HEEM THE EYES OF TOM
>>158043205Fine day Sunday, wouldnt you agree?
>>158043149Attempt to kill himself in a way that gives him higher chances of survival, this work 70% of the time everytime, BPD sluts do this a lot
>>158043254She already thwarted his threats of self harm, she was being very crafty until Pyfer hit her with the self harm feint into religious zelousy. That's a potent 2 piece combo.
if you can't tell that joe pyfer is a genuine good man then perhaps there's something awry in your soul.
Has Bo Nigger vs Reinier de Nigger been the only instance where two Niggers have fought each other?
She really thought she had Pyfer on the ropes, talking about suicide totally defenseless and she was ready to move out until boom, Joe switches stances and starts talking with holy conviction and authority during his next manic episode. You're in his world now friend!
>>158043103They could've done Nickel vs Izzy if they were still that invested. With Pyfer vs Nickal it's more or less a "UFC wins anyway" scenario since MW needs contenders that aren't unmarketable or unreliable
what exactly is king green the king of
>>158043297He just threatened, he didn't actually attempt it, he has to actually open an arm in front of her for this to work obviously, the religion move tends to rile in a lot of suckers but it has no real intent behind it, Gooby does that shit all the time after a rape, Pyfer grabbing a razor, slashing his arm and squirting some ginger juice in front of her will show real intent and she will actually believe his apology or whatever
>>158041534this is in saudi
>>158043378Izzy has been turning down alot of fights. Hes at the end of his career so he wants super easy fights.
>>158041534Tom has been seeing shitty doctors. Other medical experts that saw all the medical reports he released called bullshit. He is not blind, his eye works and he can still fight. Tom only has partial blindness but its on sides of field vision. It could be fixed with retina surgery but Tom has not done real surgery. He is doing meme injections and lasik.
>>158043396I think its honestly impressive he went for 2 last resort desperation techniques back-to-back and actually pulled that shit off. Imagine that feeling when they were fighting and he realized that she was chinny to the Bible. Euphoria.
>>158043393Claiming a random white guy as your dad
is gaybull going to powerslap or BKFC next
>>158043393The west coast
>>158041534>aspinall>multi millionaire lol
Nickal is a WASP Ginger, Pyfer is an Immigrant Mentality Ginger
>>158043614MMA?
https://youtu.be/kU959L4fLO0Gregory Isaacs is the greatest reggae artists, hes better than bob marley.
>>158043694MMA?
how come Pooptan got the bbl while Johnny bulked up properly and retained most of his explosiveness?
>>158043677UFC fighter Joe Pyfer?
>>158043695peter tosh was better than bob and gregory is a great yescloz out
>>158043732Johnny deadlifts 747lbs, he's an actual athlete unlike Pooptan
magician mick bros...
Bro has the memory of a goldfish, forgets topics after every single post
Walker heems Tom.
Tom Aspinall was yesterday's news
Walker weems Tom
Talker zeems Wom.
disastrous news finnchadspicnic are having a discount on spuds meaning you can get 40% off one and 2 fillings (with wolt supscription) but they have no beans :((((
Reklaw smeew Mot
Coming up with that post took all the strength in my "drug addled mind" and now I must rest
>>158043879
This Paramount HBO merger is a bigger deal than people realize.After they merge Paramount will be available in 221 million homes globally. UFC is going to get alot more viewers from this.
>>158043993I fear, this is not a good thing, i am afraid.
>>158043993wow yeah I really give a fuck how much money is lining Dana's pockets
>>158042415they look like brothers
>>158044029this is happening anyway. might as well make it more available.
why is the paramount broadcast filled with so many ads for paramount. im already paying for paramount. let me watch
>>158043993i heard the ellisons have been doing most of this purely on credit like the coked up helwanis they are, the eventual fallout will propably destroy usa legacy media
>>158044029Warhammer 40k is the only hobby currently resisting this, despite Games Workshop trying their best to enshittify their own IP
>>158044029Its just how things go. UFC was always gonna get mainstream. Its been their goal. Their no ppv pay wall now, so the sport is more accessible.UFC are close to overtaking NHL but its going to be tough to beat Premier League, NFL, NBA or MLB. They have massive fanbases.
>>158044128Which of the books have you read?
>>158044101see >>158044110allegedly they are not actually making any money doing this it's really all for the helwani state cf barry wise and cnn etc
>>158044037Dana is almost a billionaire this deal doesn't benefit him that much.This viewership boost is good for UFC and the fighters. A bigger fan base means more money for them.
Dan Abnett is one of my favorite authors for Warhammer 40k, his books have the correct tone without sacrificing an entertaining story.
>>158044163i highly doubt dana has that much money he could be at 500 million but a billy is ari kind of money daner is a one trick pony not a mogul
>>158044101Kek!
>>158044222MMA?
>>158044110The Ellisons been using their oracle money and alot of arab oil money to finance the merger. UFC is really cool with both sides so they are comfortable with all these moves. Paramount and Warner Bros together is necessary to take on Netflix who is the king of media right now. Disney is also getting ready to smash Netflix. Their has seen stagnation in Netlfix growth. So now is the perfect time for traditional media to beast out on them. Its so competitive these days, Hollywood even gets in bidding wars for fucken anime rights lol.
>>158044128Result of getting too popular, i have never heard of Warhammer until 2020 and that was a guy complaining about the lore getting diluted, you want whatever you like to remain niche and have above mediocre sales, the more popular it gets the more well you know what i mean, i am preaching to the choir>>158044138UFC had a lot of blank eras where it's popularity went down, pic rel you can see this heemer complaining about the UFC dying pre gooby era as a lot of the big drawls were retiring, it's kinda of a natural cycle of things, it has to lose popularity a little to gather a niche following before blowing up again, the more they stall this period, the harder the fall, we can call this the Post-Garth era
>>158044270Shut up bitch
Bitched that bitch.
>>158044226Rumors say that Dana was at 600 million after UFC TKO sale. He cashed out his minority stake in UFC at a 4 billion valuation. That deal was a decade ago and if you look at TKO's stock surge, along with the likely stock options they gave Dana. I really don't think its impossible for him to be a billionaire.
That part
>>158044271the oracle money is the money that is non existent (likely explaining the thirst for arab money) and it is leveraged to the mewn and back i don't want to jinx it but there is hope my bruder there is hope
>>158044138>>158044110Jews are making the UFC super mainstream. Tiktok edits of fighters are going viral all the time. Every zoomer male now watches this sport and there are more leftists complaining about racism too.
>>158044351he got 300 million for 9% iirc
>You’re not a burden, Alex. I love you.
>>158043993I hope I get to also watch the pre-prelims on HBO if this happens
>>158044368Whether there is or isn't hope, does that change what you should do? We must keep trying our best either way, so let's not waste energy on pondering eventualities. That will have to be my stance on the situation anyway.
>>158044379the emanuels are dnc royalty you know the chud thing was just a lure
>>158044421how can you ever try your best without hope ya silly fewl ov a ting
Let's go for that!
>>158044292UFC has had consistent growth every year since Dana got involved. Those UFC is dying memes were always silly. They do have periods of dramatic growth like with Conor and Ronda but it doesn't crash after. It just returns to more normal consistent growth levels. UFC has not peaked at all, its really impressive how they keep managing to find new fans every year. This paramount deal will further that especially now that the ppv paywall is gone. That was really holding them back. All they need now is another Conor Mcgregor level star to reach another level.
>>158044454ah yes the vince mcmahon effect
>>158044394He had millions before the 300 million though. UFC would do big payouts with divends all the time. Dana was getting millions for a long time before the sale. Plus you have to keep in mind stock options. Dana probably has alot of TKo stock right now he could sell for alot of money
>>158044422I don't think they care about liberalism really as long as Israel gets money. They dont even care if bryce mitchell goes off on the holocaust and loves hitler as long as he gets heemed afterwards. They have no real morals. If Monster and other spondsors actually leave then they might care but they dont actually care like the NBA Jew
>>158044443Isn't faith superior to hope? Besides that, man only needs to know his efforts are towards the correct goals and his life will have enough purpose. Do not swear upon thy god, not swear upon thyself. For are you able to change the color of your hair or your skin by thinking about it? Or able to command the will of God by asking it? So why the swear upon things which are outside of your control? Ultimately all a man could ever do is try their best and I don't think that requires anything besides a purpose.
>>158044487her angus is a let down, martin luther covered this in his famous book he believes it is a pathological hatred of europeans because of emporer hadrian sacking jerusalem
I think that makes sense, either way what's the next topic?
>>158044379UFC is really good at pulling in younger demographics. Same with WWE. Thats why TKO stock is so highly valued. Its very difficult to pull in the 18-34 year old demographic and make them buy stuff. They are known as the biggest spenders, so marketing companies value any business like UFC or WWE that can pull them in.
>>158044163more money means fighting less often and being picky little padded record drama queens like boxfags. no thanks.
No further questions.
>>158044412HBO will not exist as a streamer anymore. It will convert to Paramount plus app on your tv or phone. HBO will now just be a studio that makes shows.
>>158044487I wonder what her kid thinks of her posting this shit online.
>>158044550I don't
>>158044422honestly surprised that Ari is letting UFC roll with Trump but I guess you can't turn down that republican money its stupid to say no. Trump is really hooking up UFC alot with business connections and deals. UFC is going to start doing fight for troops events again too. I wonder if thats why Brian Stann randomly showed up again at the weigh in show
What fighters do foids like? Here's what I have found so far>Paddy Pimblett>Payton Talbott>Quillan Salkilld>Tommy Mcmillen
I don't really care to find out what her kid thinks about her posting porn online. In fact, I would greatly prefer not to ever know.
>>158044585Colby Covington, Sean Strickland, Dricus, Drew Dober, Bryce Mitchell, Luke Rockhold, GSP, Paulo Costa
>>158044487UFC doesn't like silencing their fighters. They give them the most freedom to do or say anything. All the other sports leagues have morality clauses and heavily fine, suspend or fire their athletes. Its fucken gay. Let people say whatever they want. UFC is based for protecting that
>Diego Lopes failed to bag Grasso
>>158044550Pedophile. That makes you a pedophile.
>>158044487Crazy build
>>158044607those are chud fighters
Turn on your monitor + we don’t sign our posts here.
>>158044543But I do get to keep watching live UFC, right?It's the only reason I'm still subscribed
>>158044533Thats the only real risk in paying fighters more. They get lazy, distracted and become divas.>I have to go on long vacation after a fight>I only fight once a year I make alot>I am not fighting him hes ranked lower>I am millionaire I can retire early >My manager says this fight doesn't make business senseThe ducking will just get worse
>>158044655Yes, everything stays the same aside from the name of the app. You actually might get more shows and movies to see as well.
>>158044639Only 3-4 of them
>>158044658just make the contract incentivize activity more
>>158044638you can see her spaffed on back girl bussy on the internet
>>158044585Brazzas
>>158044533Yeah Costa ducking fights right now is proof that the more you pay them, the less they fight
>>158044676colby, sean, driccus, dober, bryce, costa are all chud. Costa supported Bolsonaro
>>158044690I have many many gigabytes of her videos saved to my hard drive at this very moment
Never ask khabib to dog sit for you
>>158044680UFC never does that in their deals. Either way fighter would just fake injuries or some other excuse to not fight. UFC is required to offer a minimum of 3 fights a year to every fighter. If you say no they just leave on a shelf and forget about you for a while.
>>158044713Colby is just playing a character. Strickland is mentally ill so that doesn't even really count. Dober is literally a liberal. Bryce is a Christian fundamentalist not a chud. Albeit I concede Costa is probably really racist
costa is a literal -->literal<-- brazilian
>>158044711Costa makes 500k a fight. Anywhere in the world that gives you a nice life but in Brazil its another level. 500k Us Dollars is 2.5 million in Reals in Brazilian money.Paulo literally lives like a king in brazil. Hes a playboy now, he has a juice company, management company, owns a gym and multiple properties. He has so much going on outside of UFC that he gets distracted easily. This is what happens when you pay fighters more. They turn to divas and get picky about opponents.Paulo is literally in a fight with UFC about 2 rounds. He wants a 3 round title eliminator and UFC wants it to be a 5 round lol.
>>158044713supporting is for gays the king of rio let him hide at the aldo residence when he got chased out
>>158044705"Internalized homophobia" is one of my favorite tags.
>>158044841i'll bet it is
>>158044817Kek
>shows up to work regularly >gets compensated quite well despite being average at best It's a dirty game, man
>>158044748>Strickland is mentally ill I think Sean is more traumatised. But it's well established that most fighters are on some level mentally ill
Bo
imagine if there was a dutch guy called willem wakanda would kevin think it's funny
You have no idea how weird Dutch names can get, Finlan
>>158044817You just know Kevin Vallejos helped Hitler and Himmler hide in his residence when the soviets got in
>>158044893Kevin is a perfect example of how easy it is to be a company man and get well rewarded for it. Kevins not even that good. He wins some loses some but he always delivers action. I honestly don't get why other fighters cant do this.
>>158044977Fakes ones afraid of losing and CTE.
>>158044963my knowledge may surprise you
Bo Nigger vs Joe Nigger
Personally I think Payton Talbott should whoop a couple more uncs
>>158044976jose really did though>https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/bolsonaro-video-lula-brazil-president-aldo-b2254790.html
>>158045028Not calling you a liar b, there a theory that big H really fled to Argentina, i used your post and transposed it into this other political figure to make a joke
why can't jair and donald just pass the torch it's very hbk behavior and you only get remembered for playgirl doing that>>158045082peron literally let them in to argentina though tbth everyone did even arab leaders hired some for security germany used them to rebuild, usa famously for nasa, ussr for their programs etc, i wasn't sure if you knew about jose wasn't accusing you of anything b all good
>>158045028UFC fighters are supporting his son now who is running for president of Brazil tonite.
>>158045133heard your presigenius has already cleared out your diplomats so likely there will be another coup for no reason
>>158045145Talmbout Maximillion Presigenious bubba?
We gon find out this next battle phase bradda, we gonna find out battle phase
Right hereRight nowRight hereRight now
>>158045191sweetden will literally kill you be careful
>>158045248Sweetden ain't gonna do nothin'
Haven't watched a single Gane fight.
>>158045274Observe.
Profound ponderations.
Delivering backshots to mama woodley
>>158045301pieced
Prion Woodley.
>>158044977Most fighters aren't somewhat marketable 6'4" with an iron chin and one punch KO power that can easily switch between three weight classes. He has a slight advantage in that regard but that shouldn't excuse fighters not fighting and complaining about finances
Real shit.
>>158045301ciryl makes beating the living shit out of poatan look easy
>>158045381just a liddle bit alchohal brazza is good allah has eyes closed brazza
Gambling good alcohol evil?
>>158045301Gane cheated by being too good in the arts of martial arts which isn't the real arts
>>158045403for me it's upstanding paddeh talmbout suicide while pushing gambling
>>158045417she was a peach in her ooooooooooooh PRIME™
>song yadong lost as a 17 year old in ONE
>>158045301Early stoppage pereira had him right where he wanted him.
>>158045426In many ways, suicide is the ultimate gamble.
>>158045454She was no Klaus, that's fer shure bapa, aside from a couple of blogbawsters, not much a resume in her tapology
>>158045493then why does he want his friends to stop doing it perhaps he is jealous of their success
>>158045560i just mean as eye candy besides deer hunter i can't think of another role of her immediately
>>158045454She’s been perpetually old.
>>158045417How did she respond to The Rocks masterpiece The Smashing machine?
>>158045582Perhaps some of them succeeded to meet the Creator. Guess we’ll know in time, too.
Liberating laughters.
>>158045630no she was very beautiful in her 20s she began aging after fredo died
dude canada gets the most atrocious cards
>>158045723Yeah I’m thinking Cuamba gets it done. By Cuamba choke.
>>158045723It's their fault for having too many atrocious fighters
So is this really your life? Posting about heems with other sexually frustrated lonely men on a Sunday afternoon?
>>158045783yes
Fulfill fazzas dream and become the face of the resurgence of Russias forgotten people or leave that shithole, make easy money and watch footie all day. I know what I'm picking...
>>158045783i often wish i had less sex and social contacts so i would better fit in hear
>>158045781yeah I guess the UFC does try to build cards around domestic talent when they do international shows. smart way to sell tickets
>>158045843Hear hear!
>>158045454mmm
>>158045723Sleeper card
>>158045935As in somniferous? I agree.
>>158045935there might be finishes, but I don't see a single person on this card who is considered to be a strong prospect. maybe Malott has improved but I'll never forget him breaking before Neil MagnyIdk much about Mahjoub/Faglier, Chovoncek, or Koslow, so maybe one of them will end up blowing up. but this still seems like a really grim cardIk yesterday's card didn't have many ranked fighters, but at least it had a lot of great prospects who are continuing to build their hype, and quality vets who held the gateI just don't see that here. it's all people who aren't real players in their divisions
>>158045935>>158045977actually, I believe he means "somnolent"
>>158045977Nigga that ain't no word
When logic and proportionHave fallen sloppy deadAnd the pink man is talking nonsenseAnd paramount's on an ad breakRemember what Nate Diaz saidPee your bedPee your bed
>>158046037Somnolent means full of sleep; somniferous means sleep inducing. That card is both.
>>158045723they pulled tanner boser and kaitlyn chookagan out of cryostasis for this and you have the nerve to call it bad
>>158046152are you a man of honor who will apologize for projecting authority in a domain he does not rule?
What aftershave do you guys use
>>158046050Khabib was right about the Italian books, you wanna be like Corleone? well guess what, he gets permaheemed in the book, KWAB, Beckham never gets heemed, read his book instead
if the UFC had any sense they would collab with goodsmile and make fighter nendoroids
>>158046229bvlgari
>>158046237never heard of her
>>158046229Tiger thiccc
>>158046229I dont shave
>>158046206I gave the second definition; the suffix -lent indicates fullness, much like succulent means full of juice, and opulent full of wealth.
>>158046229Tiger blood
>>158046288can you grow a real beard or are you just incelling
>>158046263Turn up the volume on your audio book
>>158046296or virulent a personal favorite
>>158046323my subtitles are too loud, I fear
>>158046229Takedown by UFC for men
>>158046296you suggested it does not carry the first meaningI will have no more peasants advising on my kingdom's tax policyand English is a clusterfuck language so do yourself a favor and abandon your ESL rules. relent doesn't mean one is full of surrender and silent/talent don't mean one is full of silence/talent (that would be tautological)
>>158046338For me, it’s violent.
>>158045723damn this shit is like a 4/10 card, skipping it
>>158045865HEY THATS MINE
>>158046438exquisite choice sir
>>158046429>you suggested it does not carry the first meaningIt shouldn’t but whether or not people adscribe it another meaning is another topic in itself.>relent doesn't mean one is full of surrenderAre you seriously equating a verb to an adjective? Come on, b. I’m arguing in good faith here. Think beyond the logic of you language and realize that words rooted in latin carry other meanings. Silent comes from the latin silentium, not silentiulentus.
what latin word does heem come from?
>>158046438
>>158046589it’s korean (by way of ancient sumerian)
>>158046559>it shouldn'tirrelevant opinion not deserving of another topic>adjective v verbI see you ignored the adjective so you could make a weak selective replyalso, feel free to use the adjective "unrelenting"; it doesn't mean full of not yieldingalso consider adjectives such as excellent and violent>arguingyapping is a better word>beyond the logic of Englishirrelevant
>>158045417To her it appears as something brutal, which it can beBut if she's arguing Martial Arts not having an artful component when executed with technical perfection, you could consider ballet not being an artform aswel
>>158046589It's a Finnish slang coined by Swedekiller
>>158046748>irrelevant opinion not deserving of another topicIt’s not an opinion that they’re two different words with two different meanings; that’s a fact.>I see you ignored the adjective so you could make a weak selective reply“Talent” is a noun and “relent” is a verb, you can’t possibly think that the rule which applies to adjectives also applies to conjugated verbs and nouns. That’s stupid. As for “silent”, it’s rooted in silens, unrelated to adjectives with -lent suffixes.>yapping is a better wordI accept your concession.
>oblique kicks? Yeah, not feelin' em bruv.
>>158046971it's also a fact that "shouldn't" is an irrelevant opinion. you're not changing what language is (thank God)good, I'm glad you can admit that not everything ending in "lent" means "full of." as I said, not your domain
I would ban all kicks below the waist.
>>158047034>Say less.
I pick Gane to win
>>158045469they're trying to find a video is devoid of any less sovl
We got fluked, its ok these things happen.
41 days until Gane fights.
>>158047102I gotchu b
Walker heemed the weight bully meme. There's a tradeoff to squeezing into the lowest weight class you can fit into. It's up to your opponent to capitalize on that
>>15804721141 days to get your life in order and repent your sins.
>>158045469dude has 10 siblings 261 cousins and still ends up watching matches alone, impressive
>>158047245who you talking to foo
Imagine if khabib didn't nerf himself by fighting at lw. The world wasnt ready
How does he produce so much seethe to this day? Heemsters act like he fucked their moms.
Don't get Morales strategy tbqhMaybe he's just building up hype? To guarantee his title shotIn his new vid he basically calls out both Islam and Prates and says Islam's choosing Prates cause he's the easy fighter, but that he also has an easy fighter in 2027, ShavkatOr at least that's what I got, the phrasing's a bit weirdAlso tells Ian Garry fuck you at the end kek based
>>158045723I agree with the leaf
>>158047333humiliated gooby at his peak + anti muslim sentiment
Mexibro, are you a native Mexican or an expat living in Mexico?
>>158047102You clearly have never seen a video of the DeS remake or the resident evil 4 remake
just did a marijuana. about to do another marijuana.
goobys peak was road house thobeit
>>158047547native mexican
Finland's peak was 4 large Domino's pizzas in one sitting
>>158047747Your English is impressive—beyond the level of most native speakers. You have a Borgesian quality. Continue to hone it. Write and submit.
>>158047333What Mexico said on top of some other controversies like the 5 Tony fights that never happened, him never fighting GSP but imo the real one is the fact him and the Gooby beef was real and they didn't make up or shake hands afterwards but the flame kept going for years after, this is very rare cause even DC made up with Bones, TJ made up with Car brand, it's generally always a fake beef but this is the one case where it was real
Mr "peaked at lukio" Finland for you though
>>158047797Ah that's the other mexican that's always spamming the buddhist pics
>>158047882To be fair, Tony pulled out twice, Khabib pulled out twice, and the UFC canceled the last fight due to the start of the pandemic. It's a shame we never got it, but frankly it just saved Tony a vicious ass whooping.
>>158047706Not so soon after, you'll get addicted
>>158047916Oh, I wasn't sure if you and he are different anons.I met a Mexican named Oscar in college. He was a light-skinned Jewish fellow from Nueva Leon. Very focused on analytic philosophy. Pretty nice guy overall, but got frustrated sometimes during arguments.
>>158047882One day we will fight over the use of that Usmeng pic and you will probably win quite easily. You have been warned.
>>158047882>DC made up with BonesI don't believe for a second they don't still hate eachother until this day
Justin's walkout has leakedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fmbZXcV2Vo
>>158048013Nah it's yours to take b, the janny is about to heem all my posts in an hour or two
Some say Ragnarök will come the day Bobby Green learns to keep his fucking hands up
>>158047598>video games past the age of 18
>>158048112You'd really have someone sell their soul?
Have you considered that Khabib is just unlikable?
>>158048181No. Never.
>>158048181Have you considered I'm gonna roundhouse backflip superman banana split your ass?
Khabitch never starred in a hit movie like Gooby.
Ate some tacos yesterday with spicy red salsa and its heeming my stomach. Should have used the green salsa instead. I am suffering just for trying to be brave.
Did Conor ever star in a video game?
>>158047797One of the mexicans is a chilango from Mexico city, he probably went to a fancy private school. His English is pretty impressive.
Next OP should be an homage to Tito's Cantina.
>>158047445Garry is a bitch, he made it look like he was gonna fight Morales but picked an easier opponent instead.Literally everyone tries to duck Morales. They know he is a hard fight
>>158048013sweden is already claiming silva as his wife b you need to pick up a bit
>>158047910embrace your second and third winds
huhhuh
>>158048305Based rich-family doomer alcoholic Chilango.
>>158048181Khabib is kinda off an asshole>Very strict person>Arrogant>Ripped his fans off with crypto scams>Retired too early, used Fazza as excuse but the truth is he already made alot of money. Khabib already had like 50 million when he retired. He
This is your final warning. This one's for all the marbles. Kneel to GODna. FOLLOW your betters. Dont let yourselves be made FOOLS of. GODna always wins. He's never lost. He has you right where he wants you. You will see him ringside with his GODna phone and the war will be over.
>>158048462peach of a post b
>>158048359I share her with Wang Cong I make sure she get's hers too b
>>158048462He? He what?
What are you thinking for next thread?>>158048445Perhaps Jon Jones Edition?
>>158048359Can't keep up with those young hoppers forever. Sometimes the best you can do is walk with something and hope someone else runs with it.
>>158048535a cantina or marvin memorial thread
We need to remember Jesus more and stop all the wars and love each other. (picrelated)
>>158048520he can identify your background from the smell of your ass there is video evidence of him in action
>>158048651see >>158038351cool it with the antihelwani rhetoric the Gospel™ is now a weapons system used to shoot wonklets and you will be grateful
>>158048651>M-me Mick... Not me Mick...
>>158048720I forgot green tex wawlker said it not me.
>>158048722Mick Maynard?
>>158048815did some basic sleuthing and it appears as if none other than the owners of paramount may have funded the offensively blasphemous project what a cohencidence
reminder that there are hundreds upon HUNDREDS of fanfiction involving kwabib and Islam in gay shenanigans.
20 days until Volk heems Movsaar
>>158049027Don't care.
>>158049027Yeah and Islam bottoms in 99% of emBut why mention this anyway
>>158048651That isnt something you ever see heavyweights do. Johnny might run through this weight class.
>>158049110>>158049110>>158049110
>>158040086>>158040143Based pics and nice catches anon i envy you for being able to freely fish where you are, also the snake story was nice aswell, be safe out there
>>158049027Why are you georgians so hostile towards north caucasus people?
