>Lap:#8571>Countdown to Singapore GP:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>158040103>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq >TGR Haas F1 Team Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:231>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 320 (+18)RUS: 236 (+0)HAM: 214 (+15)LEC: 191 (+12)NOR: 188 (+2)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 556 (+18)Ferrari: 405 (+27)McLaren Mercedes: 316 (+10)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 298 (+35)Racing Bulls Red Bull Ford: 90 (+7)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 1011.86 (+81.37)NOR: 765.20 (+86.27)HAM: 763.79 (+30.39)>News:AMX!AMX wins in chaos as Ruslel retires“It’s a joke” – Isack Hadjar rues ‘disastrous’ race in “horrible” car with “no battery”Lewis Hamilton compares F1 power units to "LEGO" after Bahrain GP glitchMcLaren fans can now get an F1-inspired sim setup for $900Russell: “You’ve got to laugh” at bad luck as F1 title drifts awayT*rger "massively annoyed" after Sjors Bahrain GP retirement: "Not in a happy place""Horrible, totally unacceptable" - Powerless F1 drivers frustrated by Bahrain F1 software glitch
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have a red bull
*wins*
I am going to buy a can of red bull tomorrow.
RUSSELL KWAAAAAAAAAB
Post yfw you saw JORJ pulling to the side of the track
>>158043286
he's back.
>>158043209we have to post this everytime hamilton gets a good result so the indog doesnt get uppety
AhuehaueuwheuAHWUAUEHUE
>>158043286Who is she?
gimi
INSIDER RUMOR MAKING ROUNDS IS THAT FIA IS NOW LOOKING INTO MERCEDES FOR POSSIBLY HAVING LAUNCH CONTROL
>>158043286disappointing desuat least OH NO NO looked really fucking cool with the fire, and this one was really underwhelming
Where's the canadian
>>158043316this picture of george always crack me up for some reason
>>158043356stop fucking lyingand even if, i cant imagine its gonna be 2007 mclaren tier of dsqing them and the drivers from the championship
>>158043366hanging off the ceiling by the neck, hopefully
>>158043416Current theory is that it technically isn't illegal because it uses super clipping to modulate power delivered
This shit is more depressing than Ocon leaving, Stroll still having a seat, and El Nano enduring Honda GP3 engine for years to come.
>>158043356i thought so too because of that insane start today, but hadjar had pretty much the same launch
>>158043366What IS a Canadian?
I confess, I never really hated Lando. I think he's a decent racer, but he's no Charles Leclerececrec.
NARB: My asshole is just beyond gaped
I didn't need to know that, but thanks.
>>158043356How? Their starts are dogwater
>>158043356nothingeverhappens
really need someone to tell me a quick fact about alonso
>>158043531washed
We quidditch racing nao
Jensen butthole
>>158043531what do you want to know
>>158043189>McLaren fans can now get an F1-inspired sim setup for $900It's just a logitech rs50 + mclel wheel + rs pedals.seat sold seperately which is another $650.I don't know, should I get Swiss jewish brand this or CCP Moza?
races for this feel? (except for the obvious answer)
>>158043616schumacher skiing.
The WDC forecast...
>>158043616South Africa GP 1977
>>158043531he has no chest muscles on one side
>>158043634kek
unironically speaking: how do you stop m4x now?
>>158043806pitpussy and belly....oh my god...
amx
>>158043837What do German women like this soul-taker (>>158043806) smell like?
We may have to revise the WDC forecast
>>158043566had to wash himself after ocon>>158043601something about shitting maybe
>>158043883vomit beer and sauerkraut
>>158043566by the way how did you like the so-called race edomite
>>158043988actually isnt bad
>>158043616Oh shit Evans won, Wales surge
>>158043330dis grace fulton
>>158043954ok, 2 years ago he was having problems digesting the food when he ate meat, so he was having a vegetarian diet for a while, i dont know if he is still on it
>>158043806TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
by which race do you think kimi is crowned champion? Id say las vegas at the latest
>>158043806I fully expect Red Bull to go back to being utter shit in SIngapore
>>158044165depends on when FOM is forced to admit that Abu Dhabi/Qatar aren't happening after all a
>>158044186zak brown's cum
We have successfully mentally buckbroken NARB.
>>158044202toto's looks much healthier
>>158044189it'll be australia 2020 all over again. they'll all fly there and bail out five minutes before fp1
>>158044202you calm down
>>158044165He'll win the championship in Brazil and then the ghost of Senna will rise from the depths of hell and crown him as the next GOAT of F1.
how do you go off under a safety car?
>>158044277>next GOAT of F1Thats Norris
>>158044308yes, gayest of all time
Rest in peace the George Russell era(Australia 2026 - China 2026)
For The Consideration of FOM: JOINT PROPOSAL - Joint Chiefs of Staff - US, IDF, FIABahrain GP Iron DomeSaudi Arabia GP Iron DomeQatar GP Iron DomeAzerbaijan GP Iron DomeGOAL OF PROPOSITION: To enact a joint US, IDF, FIA All-In-One defense solution against attempts to undermine the ability of sovereign nations to host FIA sporting events considered of critical importance to mutual interests of all associated parties.>Key features & specs:Long range early warning + multi-layered defense system against conventional drone, missile & indirect fire attacks. Ground & air based enemy combatant neutralization.
>>158044277And then he will go to Ferrari
>>158044255hopefully right after an iranian drone strike hit the mercedes motorhome
>>158044353Iron Dome was designed to blast shittty hamas rockets, not iranian ballistic missiles
>>158044354and then his championship hopes evaporate
>>158044230Torger did. They're sabotaging narb but it's funny because he's a bitch and british
>>158044445iron dome is just a word for a defense in depth system against any sort of indirect fire attack
>>158044277dating a 13 year old when
>>158042805shitstainPenelope Kvyat's moist cunny.
>>158044514>against any sort of indirect fire attackyou cant kill flying artillery shells
>>158044277someone replace lulu with nugimi
>max won
>>158044734>singapore sprint weekend next
>>158044644>Penelope Kvyat's moist cunny.don't think that's an ethnicity mate
/strongmind/, we never left, we gaan
not even a decade left...
its election day in Brasil! Who are you supporting, /f1/?
>>158044794Neymar
>>158044734crazy that quite literally everyone except him all 21 drivers got megaexposed today>nowins piastr kwabmilton leclerc bottas bearman gasly colaputo bortoleto hulkenburg kwablonso perezchose slicks>sainz albon ocon lawsonfell off on pace after being handed everything>russell antonelli kwabjarpure shit>lindblad norris strollgot shit on by alonso who started on slicks
>>158044794>disguised as a picture of two penguins>actually represents a hymen
>>158044794one of the guys is named Flavio so I'm going with him because f1 related
>>158044873>chose slicksThe team chose slicks not them
>>158044877>>actually represents a hymenlmfao
>>158044873Son of Law had a great race.
Reminder, PS3 was less than 2 seconds ahead of Norris when they pitted despite Norris starting 15th
Reminder norris couldnt win a championship without the best car AND mclaren sabotaging ps3
>>158044956Piastri started from the pits
>>158044956why do you lie?
Stroll completed his first full race this year.
>>158045001When was Oscar sabotaged?
OH NO LE HECKIN RAINERINO IS RUINING MY BEEP BOOP SYSTEMSAVE ME HAARPMAN
Maximilian Emilian Verstappilian
>When was Oscar sabotaged?not even bait at this point, but straight mental illness
>>158044308Hahahahah sure thing Lando
>When was Oscar sabotaged?
>>158045020He shot up the order with the inters by like lap 5>>158045034I don't
>>158045127>>158045107Norris had worse luck and stratagy than Piastri, Piastri never had an engine blow up
>>158045146So he started behind Norris and passed him on track by the time the safety car came out
>>158044902the dumbasses hve mouths and brains their responsibility to use them
>>158045084in 2025
>>158044956Lando Norris is utter fucking shit bro
Just looked it up, Piastri was 42 seconds ahead of Norris when the first safety car came out
>>158043189It's up.https://youtu.be/_TxeIFUSXBo?si=A9kHSeORaTQ7_WtQ
>>158045186Only because Norris was on slicks, once they switched to dry, Norris was behind him pretty quickly, once the tack dried Norris had similar pace to the front runners while Piastri was slow. Its like in Monza when Norris got past Gasley and caught Piastri, the overtake there was battery stuff, so it doesn't matter, but Piastri is so slow this year.
>>158045277absolutely disgusting looking url, won't be clicking
>>158045262I'm talking about when they pitted the 2nd time.
>>158045298>>158045285He won't fuck you bro, he is Zak's property
>>158045298So after Norris was gifted almost half the track length to catch back up to him
>>158045315I'm on PS3s side. Hes being sabotaged>>158045318Yeah but he caught him, which means he was faster, after the SC he cane from 15th tho hee back of piastri, that shouldn't happen with two guys in the same car
>>158045285>once the tack dried Norris had similar pace to the front runnersso Norris lost to Aston Martin with the fastest car
so how do you rate the bahrain gp in malaysia?hours of comfy red flags to enjoy coffee and breakfast. plenty of entertainment. amx win. perfect sunday morning. 10/10
>>158045390Yeah because he made an error,not because of pace, which is what this debate is about
>>158045422I got paid for 4 hours while watching it. very good, would recommend
>>158045440So driver skill doesn't matter
>>158045502It does, but we are only talking about pace in this debate
>miss one race this season>it was the most exciting one
AMX CAN STILL WIN WDC
>Hakkinen and O'Ward were in Athens for a show>It was an invitation-only event for gambling degeneratesI hate this Balkan shithole so much and I hope we get bombed to oblivion
>>158045805you must be one of the 20 baalkaners who dont gamble
yfw you'll never have sir lewis shitmilton gaze lovingly in your direction
>>158045805pay denbts
>>1580436162005 Europe GP
>>158045805every time you drive on a greecian road, you are gamble with your lifeyou should've rock up to the door and demand to be let in
>>158045884
where he going
>>158045875only during Christmas when I visit people on my dad's side of the family that own one of those places
norris is such a retard
>>158045963up his teammates bumhole
Slatina fag here (the place F1 tires are made).We got orders to make the tires shittier for 2027 because the current ones don't deteriorate enough to warrant 2+ pit stops.
>>158046091Pirelli can make even worse tires?
>>158046091we know brother
>>158043189
>>158046091>>158046117the last time this happened we got utter hilarity and a lot of randomness
>>158045632I want to believe but it's just not realistic this year
>>158046136Sephora doesn't seem fancy enough for LeclercWe have those in Kohl's stores around here
>>158046192a couple weeks ago it seemed reasonable for norris to finish ahead of russell, now it seems like max will. most likely it will be a perez 2023 repeat with russell staying 2nd while being utterly humiliated
>>158046230he was forecast the championship, what happened?
I honestly need to keep reminding myself every race weekend that Norris is the reigning WDC
>>158045963remember how after that he got away with blatantly overtaking stroll under safety car
>>158046136
Fernando?
>>158043356Hadjar and Lawson had just as food starts as Mercedes, Verstappen just shat the bad at the start.
>>158045995russoll is missing quote a few hats
>>158046486no he cannot hear the drums
>>158046498why is jamaicca an edomite now? he's a harmless middle aged homosexual englishman
>>158046136>>158046469the posts that will wake f1 up to the evils of worlds current economic system
>>158045963some sort of engine glitch, he's the world champion i doubt he misjudged the braking point
>>158046321You’ll probably be feeling the same thing about Kimi next year
>>158046765yes mon that's a penispit
HAHAHA. Thank FUCK I skipped the morning shenanigans waiting for over 90 mins. Sport raped beyond measure.>the FIA LITERALLY controls the power delivery to these carsHow is this not a massive issue? Hackers looking to troll are surely going to try to pry open the Windows Vista systems at the FIA to fuck shit up some random race weekend.
>>158046524no harmless middle agen homosexual engnlishman would have such a disgustingly awful niggerlicious taste in music as he does
>>158046765>everything covered in jesus tapebased
>>158045963https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWikdssvBRU
>>158046814>Hackers looking to troll are surely going to try to pry open the Windows Vista systems at the FIA to fuck shit up some random race weekendit took like 30 minutes for the teams to download an "update" and load it onto the cars so it might not be that straightforward
>>158046814that's not how it works, team are doing updoots, not fia
>>158046912to be fair I haven't clicked on the links so I will trust those who have
not a sportinstead they should organise these races on public roads, get from one end of the city to the other as fast as possible, allowed to kill pedestrians and bonus points for every 2 bicyclysts that are killedwinner gets a year long free supply of Pall Mall
did the pilots stay in singapore or kl for this malaya peninsula stint??
>>158047188hell yeah
>>158047089alonso is not a christian so it must be the jew
>>158047321alonso got shit on by ocon, bro
>>158046091>2013 tyre blowouts incoming
>>158047321he has a cross tattoo
>>158040499yeah, based millennial-early gen z taste
>>158043531see>>158047911
>>158047911and sophia wears sevenalonso himself said hwe was not
>>158047551you was supposed to reply to my earlier postif you do not then you got shit on
>>158047994sophia wears them because she wants to show the world that satan is stronger than yhwh.
>checo stopped 7 times??????????????????
>>158048084they're trying their best, ok?
>>158047994he says a lot of things, dont worry about itand sophia doesnt wear them any more, look at the last pic, unless that is some kind of medallion
>>158048084whats the point of taking all those tires to the race if you don't use them?
>>158048146
what's his problem?
>>158048186what am I looking at?
>>158048186money laundering, those tires dont existwhen was the last time we saw them on a competitive session? canada 24, the haases, and singapur 25
>>158048186*waits an hour and a half just so they dont need to use them*
>>158048263i actually agree
>>158048387remember when max made her cry lmao
>>158048387yjk it PLAPs in capital letters. She did a good job with the strats today, made up for the fuck up at the redbull ring
>>158048387she looks more "fit" than last time
>>158043189Has Norris gotten a penalty for his erratic driving yet or no?
>>158048387>tattooyeah, ferrari can take her
