4th QTR now
The Commanders are getting thin with all the injuries.
*wins*
Mommy
The Colts are the Ottoman EmpireThe Cumhandlers are the Byzantine Empire
IT'S JUST THE PRICE I PAY,DESTINY IS CALLING ME!!
>>158044625You could take a lesson from them
COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
>r*dskinsjason kelce is a nazi
The Killers were overrated Vegas refuse in 2003 and in 23 years nothing has changed.
>>158044606>clots>saucy cbs >greek salad tossers
>>158044635
what the hell are "caps"
Waking up to slopkino what a great way to start the day
He looks bored
unleash JT
>>158044647Appearances in a soccer game i think
Fuck this game
>>158044651Turn him loose
>Cleveland Indians>Washington Redskins>Chicago Blackhawks>Florida State Seminoles>San Diego Aztecs
3 TD day for Taylor he is going to break LT record this season
both of these teams are worse than the cleveland browns right now
I've decided to cut my cock off and start taking HRT
>Mo'Alley Cocks
wayne rooney would be a good kicker/punter
>>158044648it's like 5AM there. wtf you wake up to early?
>>158044661>Houston Oilers
>>158044629
>>158044661FSU isn't going anywhere. They're officially sanctioned by the Seminole Tribe of Florida.
how do you pronounce kaliakmanis? I'm sitting in the waiting room waiting for my oil change and they don't have the volume on
>>158044647It usually refers to being selected for a national team
>>158044629The British were right about you people.
Iβve never had a full English breakfast. Is it good?
I have never watched this sport before but I heard there is a Greek player
businesswomen should be stoned to death
>>158044671Dallas TexansNY Titans
DANIEL VICK
>>158044677>Cali-ack-manis
DANNY DIVES
>>158044681yes it is very tasty
>>158044681Breakfast is pretty meh in general. Adding pork and beans isnt going to change that
TOUCHDOWN COLTS!!
APOLOGIZE
DANNY DIMES RUSHIN RUSHIN RUSHING AROUND
>bet u1.5 TD by Mariota>he throws 1 TD>uh oh>then someone fucking kills him>mfw
>>158044681Everything but blood sausage
>>158044672she fancies a late night kebab
>>158044670I'm borderline insomniac, it's a getting old thing
>>158044661>Semenholes
>>158044702>>he throws 1 TDHe didn't.
>>158044702How the fuck can you score half a touchdown
You guys seen those Jeremiah Smith highlights?
German bros>Markus Deppe (The surname Deppe is a North German and Prussian name)
>>158044672THICC
>>158044708Why, is it nasty?
>>158044670Waking up at 5 am is perfectly normal. I do that too.
I hate being a Redskin/Commie fan :(
>>158044717I guess the faggot ass ESPN app glitched out, it said he had 1 TD 0 INT. But then I saw he was only like 4/6 or something and someone killed him.
>GET OUT AND VOOT!
If arm punts are a thing why aren't arm field goals?
>>158044723My favorite is when 2 articles compared him to Marvin Harrison Jr after that game, would be hilarious to see a shit team waste a pick on him and have him go down the same disappointing path
gotta feeling a pick 6 is coming up for the Greek Geek
>>158044732and then crash by 6pm. sure.
>>158044724da wird's deppert
>>158044719
>>158044735
Whatβs the best thing to eat in London?
>>158044746kek
>>158044738Russel Wilson tried to create those on 4 consecutive downs last year
>>158044684welcome, philosophy bro
>>158044750Pussy
>>158044681Full American is still best>eggs>bacon >home fries>pancakes>toast>OJ>coffee
you don't need a new iphone
I fucking hate Sweet Caroline.
>>158044743I go to sleep at 8 pm. Itβs called being healthy and having a consistent circadian rhythm.
>>158044746i can't believe loss was eighteen (18) years ago
>>158044750Fish and chips.
>>158044750eel pie
>>158044761For me, it's hash browns
in awe at the size of this lass
>>158044766You don't think it's good, so good, so good, so good?
>>158044767No, that's called being old.
why did he just bounce into him? I thought he'd want to get as far as possible
>>158044750slags
>dissing Neil Diamond
>>158044750probably anything that gets served at that sketch restaurant
>>158044767Why do you sleep for 9 hours? Are you a complete faggot?
>>158044766Fuck Neil Diamond and that stupid ass faggot song.
>>158044761>>OJ>>coffeepick one or the other. mixing OJ and coffee is disgusting
pass infetterence!
>>158044779Iβm 23.
>>158044766same unless Iβm blackout drunk and my peems winning
>Refballing against a team on their 3td string QB Disgusting
>sister is having a sleepover and I'm sure at least one of her friends is on her periodWent to pee and when I lifted the toilet seat, I got a strong whiff of amonia.Girls pee smells like that during their period and I guess their pee splashes on the porcelain and lands on the bottom of the toilet seat. The worst part is that the smell is still in my nostrils. Now my dray is ruined
Holy fucking refball, I'm done
I'm noticing something
>>158044775NFL London Games tee kinda goes hard ngl
Unironically, Kaliakmanis is getting better with his ball placement as the game goes on
is Diggs the zesty one?
I love watching this Greek throw
Stephon Niggs
The whole concept of offensive pass interference is fucking retarded.
>>158044775bet she can toss a caber like a motherfucker
*chanting*Danny DannyHe's our man...
>>1580447869 hours of sleep is literally optimal for your health, though I wouldnβt expect a braindead insomniac like you who neglects your body to understand that.
Washingtonβs offensive line is terribleI feel bad for Daniels
>>158044818Same with holding
>>158044818explain
>>158044767You dont sleep outside in the woods anymore.Also Daylight savings time exists.A consistent circadian rhythm is manipulated and made by you, and it can be at any time of day.Going to sleep at 8pm just means you dont have friends to hang out with after work.
>>158044754And they crucified him for it.
Thank you Sauce
no holding!unless... it's me
>>158044775>ham victory
nice camera work there
I have returned
I want to go to London and take a shit!
ZOOOOOM
Sauce is one of the worst regressions i have ever seen after he went to the Colts
>>158044827I dont feel bad for the deviant who engages in incest
>>158044824Tfw I only get 7 :(I think I also have light sleep amnia. I want to get one of those mouth pieces joe rogan talks about
did the camera guy have a stroke?
All this Greek nigga does is throw dragons.
>>158044830I wouldnβt be friends with idiots who neglect their sleep schedules.
this cameraman has been fucking up lel
The cameraman needs to be shot.
Horrible camera work
>>158044804teenage girls are absolutely fucking disgusting and i have no idea how pedophiles even exist. they are revolting, at a hygienic level.
>>158044842Bongs used to boring ass left-right wide angle pan shots for their shit soccer games.
Reffies decided the Colts are winning today.
>>158044761>OJ>coffeeThat mixture sounds fucking disgusting
That is the chimpout of a man who knows he's going to lose his job at this rate
The man who was reffed to death
>>158044838kek
Lmao wtf was that spin
>spinning with no one around youHoly fucking kek
that spin move gottem
>>158044849Qrd? Source?
>>158044870The acid reflux special
This QB is autistic
>the open field spin move
nigga hit the spin like he pressed the wrong button on the controller
HOW IS THIS NOT RTP?fucking refball
the spin was dope big brain
I'LL TRY SPINNING.
Not getting enough sleep will literally make you borderline retarded and insane. I canβt believe you idiots are making fun of my healthy sleep schedule.
it almost worked kek
yeah, I misclick like that sometimes, too
he spinninβ
>>158044856So you wont be friends with anyone who has a job?lul
That spin move was funny as fuck lmao
>>158044749Our best lineman too
>>158044844
>Kaliakmanis spins in place
terrible playcall
Why is this game going so much longer than a regular NFL game?
that spin was 200 iq
the greek freak knows this might be his only opportunity so why not
>KEKliakmanis
>>158044892accidentally hit O, we've all been there
>>158044775typical washington dc person
that spin was turpinesque
>another 4th and 1.>another not qb sneak.
>>158044895>no follow through>weight to the sideGood sack.
>>158044895why would it ever be?
Yes the refs are rigging the game in our favorNo I don't care
looks like the make a wish kid couldn't deliver the goods
Is that move called the whirling dervish?
>>158044895kek fuck up pussy this is how it should be
>>158044888Hes been in a committed relationship with his mother for years.
>>158044928why does this clots pony look like she has big fucking DSLs
>>158044913none of these qbs can complete a pass + 10+ injuries this game
Colts win and I'm going to eat these eggs
>welcome to the jungle>show about black people
>>158044922Holy shit
Webmbong where is the spin move?
>randomly returning to 60 second wait and 4 fucking captchas per postFuck you
>>158044923had the chance to dump it off in the flat but kept looking downfield
>>158044947Works on my machine.
>>158044941What the fuck are those?
Wait how the fuck was Purdy to come in cold and automatically look elite?
stop shitting on the spin move it was based and creative and almost helped him get the 1st and def got him an extra yard.
>>158044938I WANT TO FUCK TWILIGHT SPARKLE AND BLOW A BIG FAT LOAD INSIDE OF HER WINKING PUSSY
London games always meme it up
>>158044913all the incomplete passes in the 1st quarter led to a lot of 3 and outs which means a lot of commercials. They already hit their quota so they may skip a commercial break if there is a punt or score before the 2 minute warning
>>158044947Just give us your email you selfish fuck
>>158044959Kyle Shanahan
>>158044959Because he was not dealing with retarded play calls.
>>158044941midwesterners are so fucking disgusting
>>158044958Scotch eggs
>>158044947uhhh hi new cutie
>>158044959Purdy was good in college too. His team was absolute horseshit.
>>158044974Those are scotch eggs
>>158044895>Doesn't land on the QB>Doesn't hit high>Doesn't hit lowNot even the faggiest ref could ever call this RTP
>>158044964holy fucking based
>145 passing yardsYup that's my QB
I'll try spinning. That's a good trick.
>>158044965I dunno why but Sydney Sweeney doesnβt do it for me.
>>158044992Kino
>>158044994go pack go
Anyone ever eaten faggots before? What do they taste like?
>>158044992ELITE.
>>158044994Maybe because you fried your brain on insects flailing around in Seoul?
>>158044959Shanahan can literally make anyone look elite. He made Jimmy G look like a top 10 QB.
>>158044994>>158045005
>>158044992Actually fooled the defensive backs for a split second
Rap: Marcus Mariota expected to miss "some time" after aggravating MCL injury he originally hurt in training camp. Elbow-boy Daniels expected to be carted out there as his replacement. Season is now in shambles 1-3
>>158044994She has that gen z vaxxed stare.
>>158044922>>158044992literally the same move kek
Ever had butt eggs for Sunday NFL breakfast?
>>158044992The spin lets you build up more momentum to break a tackle.
>>158044994She's hot but not as hot as everyone makes her out to be. Amazing tits though.
>>158045011Shanahan couldnβt make Trey Lance look passable.
>>158045022Just like mom used to make, go 'skins!
>3 possession lead>6 min left>Greek 3rd stringer inTime to make a comfy breakfast and watch Redzone, methinks.
>>158045022similar to how we get them from the Koalas
i'm just going to cum in my hand and whip it up at the ceiling.
Jason Kelce should go away
Holy fucking kek
lmao
>>158045037proof?
>>158045026Yeah she has amazing tits but her face isnβt my thing. She looks like a heroin addict
KINO!
Lmao KINO
KINO TIP PLAY
BIG MAN 1ST DOWN
KINO
ELITE. KINO.
HAHAHAHAHAAABATTED AT THE LINEINTERCEPTEDKNOCKED OUTRECOVERED AND RUN FOR A FIRST DOWN
AHAHAHAHAHA MEME GAME
bigman kino alert
RUMBLIN BUMBLIN
LMFAO
wow
what the FUCK was the cameraman doing?
Meme game Iβve been thoroughly entertained this morning
HOLY BIGMAN KINO
>>158045026I think I heard Sidney Sweeney is converting to Judaism.
Iβve seen enough, put him in the slot
>>158045026>>158045051Zoomers can't stand sultry eyes.
>>158045022the way the egg squirts out fugggg
>>158045027How could you tell? He played like 1 game in a storm.
"The New Fridge"
is Marcus Marriota still available?
>>158044994Downie tier face.
>>158045071even he can't keep up with all these dragons
Are the colts elite?
rams - eagles game thread >>158045096>>158045096
>>158045011he was doing it long before then. Matt Schaub was lauded as top 10
>>158045095Probably gone for the year
I just woke up, the great Greek hope Kaliakmanis is playing???
give this play a name
damn never seen D Buck get mad like that
daniel j. dickhead
>>158045105>Matt Schaub
>>158045119Yes threw a dragon earlier too
>>158045104retard alert
>cradling his elbow stillIts so over
>>158045104Oh no...
16 hours of football today and i'm already tired and want to go to bed
this dude's name is "yankoff" and nobody has said anything?imagine him on the falcons
>>158045122The Large Charge
i would love to get invited to things
>>158045142Pace yourselfJust go sleep for 2 hours now then come back and catch the end of the first slot games on
>>158045147itβs called being mature and not laughing at masturbation jokes.
>>158045122Deus ex receptia
>>158045157you're a huge penix fan
>>158044670wake up in the mornin feelin like p diddler
>>158045153I made crab po'boys would you like to come over for one?
>>158045072Calliope Mori owes me sex
Colts loose and ill puke up 1Β½ of these eggs
>>158045170these look good
ONLYDRAGONS.COM
So I have an 87.5 chance of never getting prostate cancef
>>158045147this slurper has been so bad, everyone is dead inside
Kaliakmanis does not give a fuck, the man has a 30-pack of dragons and he's uncorking them all before he leaves this stadium
>>158045179Thank you it was my first time preparing crab.
How did KekPrayingMantis play in the first half?
Commies r u even trying?Last 7 scores have been>Colts TD>Colts TD>Colts FG>Wash hits Treylon Burks 47 TD Yd pass>Colts FG>Colts TD>Colts FGJonathan Taylor 100 yds, 2 TD
>>158045181pretty much every man gets prostate cancer in their 70s.colon cancer is whats gonna take you out in your 30s
See you in>redzone
>>158045197give them some slack. their whole team is dead.
>>158045205>implying I'm not going straight to the jags thread to razz them
Well that was probably about as entertaining as can be expected
>Colts fan>took off 2 days+weekend>Only other guy in my department is a Commanders fanGod I'm gonna have to bring donuts or something or he's gonna be pissed at me kek
>>158045157
>>158044936Huh
