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Detoilet Edition

Flashback >>158033025
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my taem sucks
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My deadwings can't possibly get worse than they are now. Things are looking up
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mental illness spamming
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>leadheads on the 'log
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>not having your best shooter in Ovechkin's office in PP
#JustRedWingsThings
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Please boo the r@pist’s

You guys booed Formenton (thank you for that btw) now can we please boo Hart AND Howden (he was in the room but left because he felt “uncomfortable”, clearly not uncomfortable enough)

As a survivor myself and more specifically as a survivor who’s had multiple people (including authorities) try to poke holes in my story and brush me off, that booing the other night meant the world to me. I felt like I wasn’t alone for the first time in a long time so I sincerely want to thank everyone who was there booing the other night. You really helped this survivor feel seen and heard.

Also if you haven’t already, please watch Code of Misconduct (if you can, Ik you have to get a separate subscription for it)

Thank you again guys, hope to hear some boos and no means no chants
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wpg - hellebuyck
det - larkin, edvinsson
min - hughes
car - nikishin
sea - wright
WHERE do all these bums end up?
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How do you go from this
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more like shane wrong KEK
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>>158046863
To this?
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>>158046854
Edvinsson goes to my Blues (:
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>>158046836
So brave.
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found my flames folder we are so fucking BACK
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this is a story of a team
who's losing larkin and won't pay the swede
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>>158047060
I'm kinda surprised how white that crowd is ngl
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>>158047060
>when they draft another jeet
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>kolesar was the red wing of the day
grim
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>>158047114
he got knocked the fuck out
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landon ferraro sounds like an AI version of his dad
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should've went high blocker, dumbass
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brandsegg WHAT
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I wanna see Nathan gerbe take on Alexander kermanov
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>>158047138
kek based
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Saar we are top pairing
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>>158047138
kwab he's lost every fight he's ever been in gotta hand it to him i guess
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>>158047291
listen to your friend billy zayne, he's a cool guy
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What's next for the wangs?
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it's going to be a long season in detroit kwab
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detoilet is getting filled
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SELL THE TEAM
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>SELL THE TEAM
>SELL THE TEAM
>SELL THE TEAM
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how do they still not have a GM?
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What city do you guys think they are going to relocate to? Houston? Atlanta?
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>HOCKEYTOWN
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the wangs should be relegated to the AHL
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>>158047427
Regina *chuckles*
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gary will step down as commissioner and detroit will be sold to him
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>>158047467
New team name? The Benises?
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>>158047291
You can see the hatred for jeets in his eyes.
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>>158047503
kek and spurdo logo
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big guy
big guy
spongebob big guy pants okay
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Is living in Winnipeg as grim as I imagine?
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Who's winning tonight?
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>>158047559
I've never been but I'd assume it's like any northern ontario city which aren't bad
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>>158047427
Mexico City
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>>158047574
fuck wrong image
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>>158047427
Victoria
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>>158047559
The winters are brutal
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>>158047559
I don't think it's too much different than the eastern bloc you live in.
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>>158047574
soxies, aka the only shitcago team that isnt fraudulent
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>>158047559
its cold and there is literally nothing there
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>>158046836
i should be able to boo the freaks who ship hockey players
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lambert looks pretty good
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>>158047778
no
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a rather large PP for the wongs
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wingsbros....I don't feel so good
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imagine getting shut out by skinner
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
however...
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>>158047739
That's basically 30% of the world.
The other 69.9% is warm and nothing there
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imagine getting scored on by the detroit tire fire
jets are a lottery team for sure
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the detroit red wings now have as many goals as igor shesterkin xD
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>>158047427
Wien, Austria
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I want to personally congratulate the dead wangs on no longer being shut out by stuart skinner.
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>>158047778
Born in my town
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>>158048063
lel
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>put Sandin-Pellikka on the power play
>starts to actually crate something
Took enough time for McLellan's small brain to understand hockey.
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Would Gary really let an original six team be relocated?
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>>158048093
Surely this can't be correct. The Detroit Redwings are a legendary team with a long history, and many championships. Shestyorkin is just a goalie for the >rags
I'm going to have to ask you to run the numbers again.
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>laffs
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preds should trade for edvinsson or nikishin, their LD right now
Hague
Skjei
Hunt
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>>158048231
No, but Bill Daly would :)
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>>158048346
Skjei has 4 years left on his contract btw
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>dead wangz
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>>158047077
I miss the 2000s
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Good morning to all Krakheads, Krakamaniacs, and Krakaholics; also good morning to all others including Krak enjoyers, Krak haters, and those of you whom remain Krak neutral.
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>>158048633
What's kracking, anon?
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moving out of joe louis arena was the beginning of the end for the ded wongs
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>>158048633
You got any of that good good?
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>>158046737
Cherry didn’t do NUFFIN
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>>158048357
And a NMC
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>detoilet
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>>158048633
In a playoff spot :^)
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lmao skinner
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not so fast, hinneypeggers
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Jets don't look good at all.
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>>158048900
They've had a rough life
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gary ruined the season with by shortening training camp. this game is in slow motion.
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>>158047559
ive never been to the parts of canada between the rockies and ontario
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>detoilet
>rags
>laffs
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Regina just got a shout out in the Bungles game.
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Business idea: NHL vs CHL vs KHL in a triple threat match
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>>158049159
In a Gary on a pole match
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Detroit should just dissolve, not relocate. There are too many teams as it is anyow
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Was it the Red Wings intention to have the most Swedish team possible?
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my team should get seider in the toilet draft
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>>158049272
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARKS!
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https://youtu.be/KNTqY6N6wBI?si=zxhnb6gqEisOcXJt
It’s up
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Just got a feeling this is a Mild year
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>>158049487
that's gas
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There is no such thing as rape, spreading your seed is a biological impulse, it’s perfectly natural
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LIKE MUSSOLINI
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macky and ivar :3
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Should you pull early if your down late in the 3rd and have the power play? 6 vs 4 but no goalie or 5v4?
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kyle f'n connor
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I'm letting everyone know I'd rather be traded
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just get it on net, idiot
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money in the bank next week
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Laine was ass raped by the bullies Wheeler and Scheifele in the shower during his rookie season, that’s why he’s such a head case now. Some guys just can’t handle a little hazing
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Funny that both teams right that are playing are getting fucked over by team America heroes
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>ded wongs
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Can I even sell my Larkin jersey or is it worthless
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send raymond to grand rapids
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>>158049745
Unless it is really late in the game, no. Since you're on the powerplay, they can already ice it with no fear, so all it takes is one quick possession for them to turn your 6 on 4 into a shorty.
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>>158049911
Larkin is never playing in the NHL again kek The RWs are petty as all hell and will keep him on the bench until he's 35 years old.
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>>158049971
I feel like if you're somehow giving them possession on a 6v4 the game is over anyways
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gary's an evil demon from sheol
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>>158050024
Not an unfair way of thinking, but all it takes is one errant pass, or the goalie to rebound a shot to just the right defender for just long enough to get a slapshot off.
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>>158049981
He’s going to the Bruins for Zacha 1 for 1
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>>158048927
Yeah every team looks like shit
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>>158050057
Will the South ever rise again?
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>>158050217
yea their obesity rate
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>>158050234
Agent 000
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Will Detoilet ever win a game again?
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>>158050294
No
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>>158050217
Yankees won’t stop moving there because they recognize it’s superiority
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>>158050024
Depends your team. The Oilers are objectively worse with the net empty because their power play is so good at getting the puck in the zone with possession after a clear.
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One More Cup
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>>158050249
Jen
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Fightin' Around the World with Tyrel Bauer
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>>158051044
of delusion juice
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so is Larkin claiming mental elf as his upper body injury?
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>>158051432
That's the only way he'll stick in the NHL. Head coaches love having a useless big guy who can fight on the third pair.
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>>158049884
Laine sucks because he can't play a single game of defense.
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>>158049884
Everyone wants Finnish bussy
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>>158051932
As much as I like Wilson, I miss this guy.
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>>158046737
your last place >ded wongs
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>>158052749
MoDo fans have PTSD from his 16 games with them.
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Something I saw at the GROCERY STORE tells me the Nucks are winning the next several Stanley Cups
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>>158053067
Pumpkin spice popcorn?
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>tfw you'll never own Gary's signed jersey
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I would love to also be able to just not show up to work and still be paid millions
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>>158053133
i think hellebuyck is losing $39k a week
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>>158053133
Just call in sick tomorrow bro
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>The Toronto Maple Leafs defeated the New York Islanders 4–2 on April 17, 2022, at Scotiabank Arena.

>Game Details
>• Date: April 17, 2022

>• Venue: Scotiabank Arena, Toronto, Canada

>• Final Score: Toronto Maple Leafs 4, New York Islanders 2

>Key Highlights
>• Record Breaker: With the win, the Maple Leafs secured their 50th victory and reached 106 points, setting new franchise records for both categories.

>• Playoff Impact: The loss officially eliminated the New York Islanders from postseason contention.

>• Absence: Toronto played without their leading goal-scorer Auston Matthews, who sat out with a minor injury.

>• Goaltending: Jack Campbell made 27 saves for Toronto, while Ilya Sorokin stopped 33 shots for the Islanders.
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>>158053280
I doubt he will get paid millions for calling in sick.
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I THINK I'M A DIFFERENT WOLD WITH YOU
I'M ON ANOTHER PLANET WITH YOU
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>>158053133
>>158053280
>>158053410
trb incapable of portraying a normal conversation with his vpns
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Sometimes you just have to get wasted on a Sunday to remind yourself you're alive
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The truth is Swedish players are the only ones who can understand hardship.
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>>158053447
Sunday Funday, baby!
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>>158053447
>>158053450
thoughts on your loss to trbrother?
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>>158053450
im from a town where you see me you know everything
black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow
i put it down from my whip to my diamond errything
black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow
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>>158047291
Parekh will be lifting the cup in Calgary no later than 2029
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>>158053598
a coffee cup he'll pass to me while working at tim hortons
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>>158053681
what's it like working there
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>>158053598
Retard
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>>158053722
brown
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Just drove through Oshawa and everyone looked like Ryan Reaves
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Dreading monday, lads
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>>158053754
grim
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>>158053851
Have another beer lad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-6iO-pJZcM
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the burrito won too so did Mitch
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>>158053760
did you lock your car doors and speed up?
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>>158054080
inheritance too
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>>158051932
how bad is he? I think you can get away with it more as a fourth line wing, ryan reaves played almost 1000 games for mostly playoff teams lol
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>>158054197
Sadly his ban will end and he'll keep foing it
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who is the tony khan of nhl?
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Lets ask the fuckin jannies, maybe they have an answer for you.
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bro's my raidies are winning at the half STOP THE COUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Imagine being the (supposedly) world's richest man and breeding Grimey instead of Charlotte Arnold
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>>158054177
>how bad is he?
The other five Jets defensemen averages around 21 minutes of ice-time.
He averages around 7 minutes.
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>>158054343
claire is a literal retard kek she had some good tunes tho 10+ years ago
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>>158054343
actually one of elon's baby mommas is an evil ivy league women's hockey player girlboss

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shivon_Zilis
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LIGHTS>Grimey
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>>158054329
The RAIDERS are OUTLAW coded
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>>158054288
still tony
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>>158054407
https://x.com/shivon/status/2106023691003777479

kwaboty candidate?
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We don't link x here
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Laine?
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>>158054483
true
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>>158054450
see
>>158054447
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i still call it twitter
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>>158054221
raped retard
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>>158054493
Who the fuck goes to Miami to train during the off-season? You have to be completely unprofessional to do that.
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>barkov placed on long-term IR
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EVERYONE SHUT UP NOW
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>>158054698
>>
PR expansion team when?
Cuban expansion team when?
Why hasn't Gary expanded the Caribbean division?
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>>158054702
>EVERYONE SHUT UP NOW
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2 time Finnish league champion Olli Juolevi
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>>158054747
>hehehe hell yeah dude
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EVERYBODY DANCE NOW
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Rangers?!?!? Like Aragon??!?!
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>>158054835
>North Americans drink some alcohol at a NHL game
>starts to dance like they're in a fucking night club every single stoppage of play when there's music playing
Why does the North American race behave like this?
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>>158054747
>trb accidentally posts his AI slop on swedish vpn
the holes in his brain are getting bigger
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>>158054900
>>
the utah mammalian mammary glandsies
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the utah manmoth
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>>158054925
That's a picture of chambers
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>>158054900
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Got yelled at by a retards mom because he always comes in and shits on the chairs and i told him that can't happen again
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>>158055074
kwab
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selling some old hockey gear on craigslist so i can get some booze money
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>>158055074
Did you bang?
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>>158055062
That's a Canadian. You can clearly see he has a Canadian jersey inside that Finnish one. His grandfather's father probably emigrated.
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>>158055135
You're a Canadian!
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clayton keller? more like helen keller
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She owes backtaxes I can tell
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>>158055160
Jen
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>>158055104
Why don't people in this position just make homemade booze
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>the official IMPLORES them to move the puck
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Aragorn threw back his cloak. The elven-sheath glittered as he grasped it, and the bright blade of Andúril shone like a sudden flame as he swept it out. 'Elendil!' he cried. 'I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn, and am called Elessar, the Elfstone, Dúnadan, the heir of Isildur Elendil's son of Gondor. Here is the Sword that was Broken and is forged again! Will you aid me or thwart me? Choose swiftly!
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>>158055192
Too retarded
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>>158055192
requires a level of drive and long-term thinking generally missing in addicts
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>>158055150
You wouldn't dare saying that shit to my face buddy.
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>>158055200
aragorn this is a wendys drive thru
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>>158055239
I'm sorry. I knew I crossed the line as the words came out of my mouth.
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cam onnnn mammies fackin scarrr
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>>158055239
He'd be too busy laughing
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inshallah zibanejad will score a goal! alhamdulillah!
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>>158055108
no she is like 60 the retard is probably in his 30s
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proooh :(
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>>158055255
cope he's the true King of Gondor
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OH NO the bright lights of times square have blinded the mammoth! he's prööhing blind out there!
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could it be that this is the year of the rag(s)?
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>>158055393
my liege
he would be a flames fan i bet
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>>158055393
good post
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>>158055277
Apology accepted.
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>Marchand back tonight against the quackies
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>>158055437
oh damn, that's some good news
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HEYYYYY BAYLEY
I WANNA KNOOOOWWWW
IF YOU'LL BE MY GIRL
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Lol broncos imploding just like the avsies
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The Houston Hedgehogs
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>>158055463
HEEEEYYYYYYYYYY
OOOHH AHH
HEY BAILEY
I WANNA KNOWWWWW OOHHAHHHAA
WOULD YOU BE MY GIRL
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schaefer is a bum who won't move out of matt martin's house or pay rent
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>>158055564
Aragorn would heem him
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>>158055338
He’s Christian
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>>158055622
Very true post.
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>>158055564
He’s a typical zoomer. Rent is too high so they’re living with their parents
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>>158055734
Living with your parents so you can save up to buy a house is the only way zoomers can access property so I don't blame them.
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dilly remains with no milly btw
>>
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>>158055817
>property
don't say this word. it reminds trb of trbrother's win
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tomorrow i'm voting for gary
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how was everyone's weekend???
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>>158055933
It was FINE
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I typed rags too many times, this is all my fault
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>>158055893
Aragorn said that the day will come when the courage of men fails and we will break all bonds of fellowship but it not this day
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>>158055933
ok i stayed sober and that's a sucessful week end
/hoc/ was shit friday night
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>>158055933
Breddy good. Gonna have some beef stew :D

How was your weekend?
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>>158055996
long have they spoke of isildur's bud
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>>158055996
>>158055675
>>158055622
>>>/lit/
nerdfags OUT
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>>158055924
Does Gary even want Quebec to separate?
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>>158053366
Surely toronto has won a single stanley cup if you keep posting this regularly
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>>158056064
good post
>>158056073
transgender coded post
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>>158056097
as far i know they've won more than one
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>>158055564
he's 19
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>>158056090
Depends on what Quebec's stance on sportsbetting is.
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>>158056148
at 19 i was already independant, prostituting to older men myself for espn+
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>fucking Schaefer, what is the worst thing I can say about him
H..he lives with a family
>>
FORTH
EORINGLAS
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>>158050234
Shesterkino has more goals than he has points LMAO
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>>158056217
alright anon, are you in your 30's now?
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>>158056365
nah i'm old af
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>>158056365
>30's
$30s
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>>158055564
Long Island is expensive
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>>158056414
everywhere is expensive.
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not hockey
>>
MEN
OF THE WEST
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>>158056581
The west is the best
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Ten reasons why the New York Rangers are the greatest sports team of all time

1. Aragorn
2. New York Baby!!!!
3. The television series Blue Bloods
4. Lurch saying "You rang?"


I lost my fingers in a dynamite explosion
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>>158056444
Oklahoma isn't
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>>158056414
there's a place for rent across the highway from ubs arena that he could afford
no pets allowed tho
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>>158055817
Thanks for being understanding
t. 28 years old
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>>158056781
still a 25 minute drive to get there though
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>>158056841
americans will really do anything instead of walking uh
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>>158056148
He should be in a frat house
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>>158056903
What are you talking about? These boots were made for walking.
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>>158056796
nta weve all been there. If there is one thing I hope people have learnt, is that a person can do the right thing, work their hardest, but the world fucks them up regardless.
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For me?
it's the battle of helms deep
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>>158056841
he could risk cutting across the highway on a bike, 5-10 minute commute not bad at all
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>>158056903
you dont want to get attacked by the wildlife
>>
I would love to live next to an unlimited source of uncrustable pulled pork tostadas
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everybody's jostling out there
they're quick to jostle, jostling at the drop of a hat
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>>158057063
that's exactly what Aragorn does
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>>158057063
In my pants
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weegar clocked that fool
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>>158056781
$4,000 in monthly rent?
That's almost twice the amount I make per month after taxes.
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PROOOOOOHHHH! :)
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>>158057135
That Still only counts as one!
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>rags
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>>158057167
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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mammies makin you pay!
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>>158056956
I've learned the cruel truth the hard way
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TUSKS UP
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>>158056956
i don't try really hard tbqh
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>>158057133
how much is rent in Sweden?
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>>158057278
free if you're somali
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>>158057278
you pay with sex
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>>158046854
All of them go to My Leafs on 1 mill deals
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>>158057289
b-but I'm a virgin
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>>158057312
well try your luck in capitalist mninessotta
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>>158057288
what about for the white minority over there
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>>158057278
For a 4 room apartment the average is $1211 per month. It's of course more expensive in Cuckholm within the city limits.
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>>158057467
God I envy you Swedes
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this is no mere ranger
Thie is Aragorn. Son of Arathorn.
The one true King of Gondor.

And you owe him your allegience
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>7-2 loss
wtf calgary hitmen??
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>>158057278
>>158057467
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krak hockey is about to get krakkin
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free rempe
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>>158057701
the karken are going to grape the flames
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Get Kracken
>>
Get help
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>>158057736
obo
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brad is coming back tonight
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don't check the krak spreads
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>rags
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mcbain just punched up cuylle a bit, but cullye didnt do so bad
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fighting fatigue
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>>158057938
ya there was no fire there. just like they were getting over with
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Isn't a coolie a sort of manservant in india or china
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Proohhh :(
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oh no no mammiesbros
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>>158058005
a cooley or a cuylle?
>>
YESSSSS
YESSSS
SCAAAAAAAAAAAR

KINO GOAL
KINOKINOKINO
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>>158058005
in bc, canada, we used to call all the chinese immigrants who worked on the railway and in the coal mines in the mid 1850s "coolies"
>>
Panarin was the poison
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>>158058005
I give the coolies a taste of my jambuk when they dont do what I tell them. Benefits of a proper British upbringing.
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>>158058057
Because of how cool they were?
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>>158058005
low-wage labourers from india and china who replaced freed slaves in the caribbean and elsewhere.
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>>158058105
while i'm sure they were pretty cool, the word coolie is similar to an asian word that essentially means "wagie"
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>>158058156
So, what you are saying is: Coolie coolie, what a foolie.
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I dont buy that the rags are good yet. apart from the tampa game, their offense has been shit. they can barely put up 20 shots against detroit and only have 15 shots against utah half way through the 3rd. they aren't going to continue to win like that.
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>>158058182
More like: coolie coolie went kablooie
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>>158058182
exactly
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>>158058193
mike sullivan shrink the game hockey won a gold medal
>>
YOUR ducks are now playing HIS panthers
>>
Schmaltz sounds like a jewish dish
>>
GudASS
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>>158058255
sullivan can't do shit without generational talent on his roster
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sneaked isn't a word Conan
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>>158058304
a quack quack here and a meow meow there
it's like old macdonalds farm out here
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Bustin' Wolf at it again
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*sigh*

Wolf already collapsing
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krak'd
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>>158058345
now THIS is the type of analysis you wont find on espn+
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>>158058345
kvaak kvaak miau miau
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>>158058345
JEN
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neighbor's dog just made a marner in my yard
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>sgar
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prooohhh :(
Someone sabotaged the sticks.
>>
YESSSSSSSSS
YESSSSSSSSSSS
GOOOOOOOOOOOAL
FUCK YOU MORDOR
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et le but, miller!
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>>158058392
get some gloves and smear it on his door
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>Berkly
it's Berkeley
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>miller scores
>the rags arent being humiliated on a nightly basis
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bring out the pumpkins
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>fl2mes
>>
PROOOOOHHHH :D
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>w2lf
>>
RELEASE THE KARKEN
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>rags
>>
Flames on pace to finish 0-84
>>
just need a barkov point to hit my parlay
>>
flames are lookin like shit out there, who coulda seen dat coming
>>
heh.......flamers
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>>158058461
the closer we get to halloween the less power he has, he craters on halloween then stays consistently weak until thanksgiving where he then has another valley
i call it the inverse pumpkin effect
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>>158058528
>Flames go 0-84
>Still lose the draft lottery
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>>158058632
>>
Wolf fucking sucks
>>
refpyck
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>>158058650
cooley >>> wolf and it's not even close
>>
The entire off season all the posts on /hoc/ were about how good the flames were going to be. What happen?
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>>158058679
the on season
>>
tsyplakov -3 in 2 minutes kek
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>>158058679
>he fell for it
>>
>13 minutes
>0 shots on goal
These ducks fucking suck
>>
At least ryan strome will have some more stories for his broadcasting career
>>
prooohhh
:(
>Shesterkin got an assist.
>>
>>158058742
He was great during the playoffs on the panel.
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>>158058704
he was good on my islanders but turned to shit the moment he was traded
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struggling to think of a worse match-up
I genuinely don't think that I can
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>every team is afraid shesterkin is going to score on them now
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the seattle kraken are must-watch tv
>>
>your goalie gets pulled
>teamate dumps the puck into opponents zone
>quickly recovered by opponents and shot into empty net
Why does this happen
>>
>>158058787
they're ratings poison
>>
the toronto maple leafs are bust-watch tv
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>>158058776
He would be leading the Flames in goals, assists, and points
>>
>>158058787
i believe my nuckies also qualify as that due to them being tied for 1st in goals for and goals against
>>
Glad I decided to become a rangers fan tonight >:D
>>
good evening bros
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>>158058806
Zone entries are hard, dump and chase is easy.
>>
I've seen Granlund's benis
>>
I'm as pro-Canadian as they come, but not even I can support that den of iniquity that is Calgary
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>>158058776
He has more points in all categories than McKenna does.
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>>158058869
Then you know why he wears the C in the family
>>
why do players hate poehling so much?
>>
LIVE SPORTS
ESPN+ ORIGINALS
>>
No way that's interference
>>
the flames fucking SUCK
>>
>>158058885
pro-canadian is just a codeword for massive faggot desu
>>
>>158058910
[whooshes with malicious intent]
>>
what else do they play on the kraken hockey network
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refpuck for the ducks
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>>158058936
river monsters
>>
Akira wouldn't have let that in
>>
quack quack
>>
ducks strike first
>>
QUACK QUACK
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>>158058869
how big?
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the flamey poos
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>>158058952
Duckpuck for the /ref/s
>>
The inevitable collapse of the Saddledome roof
>>
I have ants in my house. Do I let them pick up all the crumbs all over my room?
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>>158058925
nah fuck you, leave the country you little bitch
>>
kitties scarr
meow meow
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>>158058985
no, that's how you get ants
>>
>>158058985
Too late. It is their room now.
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ET LE BUT!!!!!!!
>>
Not so fast quacks
>>
>d1cks
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>>158058977
Long and girthy
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>>158059015
lol
benis :D
>>
allez allez allez
allez florida
on veut gagner
on veut gagner
on veut gagnéééééééééé
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Eat fart ducks.
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>>158059015
>>158059029
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>>158059038
sloppy ducks
>>
>dustin pup
>>
i love to throw the puck to the front of the net and get rewarded
>>
Worrying that there used to be so many Flames fans in here but they've been disappearing over time
>>
>>158059073
More fans should be doing this at games
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>>158059038
ducks are retarded
>>
for me, it's all about playing deep along the boards
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>>158059081
Most Flamiacs are too busy with volunteer work and supporting the community to be able to watch all 84 games.
>>
>>158059081
Feels like we only have 59% of them left
>>
fuckin canada man
>>
>>158059117
Volunteering for the AJHL Canucks?
>>
>>158059081
MAID has been devastating to the Flames fanbase.
>>
>>158059081
nu-captcha annihilated flamesposting
>>
bob probert? now that was a hockey player
>>
>>158059117
don't forget church and benching 3pl8
>>
Is USPHL NCDC on flohockey
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WE'RE KRAKEN TONIGHT
>>
Flames fans ruined this general
>>
Flames fans built this general
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>>158059073
Let's get retarded in here
>>
You Flames fans sure are a contentious people.
>>
>>158059081
I've come across various news article of men from alberta being arrested and sent to jail that fit the profiles of a lot of former flames posters here
>>
>>158059315
can it nerd
>>
Flamiacs are the most powerful race on earth
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No better way to cap off a perfect weekend than by Experiencing Vancouver Canucks Hockey!
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>>158059343
\_ \_ \_ \_ \_
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>>158059315
you just made an enemy FOR LIFE
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>>158059366
Isn't that the Flames motto?
>>
flamiacs get to wear the special helmets and it makes me jealous
>>
i shoot righty despite being a righty because i jack it lefty so i have unusual strength and dexterity in my non-dominant hand
>>
i will buy the hometown remix jersey like a good boy
>>
>>158059262
I have that same bed comforter
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>>158059420
when are they coming out?
>>
i'm thinking the 'nucks will bootie blast vegas
>>
I miss Takagiposter, everyone left here sucks :/
>>
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>>158059456
same
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>>158059407
I have bad tennis elbow
>>
just took some melatonin gummies and smoked weed haha, see u nerds in space
>>
>>158059493
just like my red wings
>>
Why is it impossible for any hockey game to start at the listed time? Opening night ceremony? Understandable. Honoring a player or some big anniversary for your franchise? Sure. But it’s every single game every single night. Fucking why?
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>>158059526
More ad time.
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>>158059526
you sound like a woman
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>>158059509
>speedrunning bedtime
Waste of melatonin and/or weed. See you in the morning.
>>
>>158059526
Let’s not be antisemitic
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>>158059526
The olympics were good about that
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>>158059557
so you don't know
>>
quack quack
>>
QWAK QWAK
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Not digging the jersey combo in my Nuckies game desu
>>
VAMOS
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CUTTER SCAAAAAAR AGAIN
>>
QUUUUAAAAAAAAACCCCKKKKKKKK
>>
>>158059526
Gary's TV partners want an ad break before the puck drop
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>>158059456
elias pussysshit is sick and tired of people calling him that and the league is on notice
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QUACK QUACK
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>sh1rt
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Gauthier has such an elite release/shot
>>
By the time Barkov's knee is healed, the vaccine will have fully kicked in and ended his career anyways
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>>158059526
canadians are notorious for being late
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>>158059702
F
>>
How about a Canucks edition next, please?
>>
>cruel angel's thesis
nice
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>>158059735
>>158059735
>>158059735
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