Still in the middle of its team captain's desertion, Portugal faces Norway after one week, hoping to give a good performances and qualify to the quarter finals of Nations LeaguePORTUGAL: Diogo Costa; João Cancelo, Rúben Dias, Renato Veiga e Nuno Mendes: Bruno Fernandes, João Palhinha, Vitinha e Francisco Conceição; João Félix e Gonçalo Ramos.>subs: Diogo Costa; João Cancelo, Rúben Dias, Renato Veiga e Nuno Mendes: Bruno Fernandes, João Palhinha, Vitinha e Francisco Conceição; João Félix e Gonçalo Ramos.NORWAY: Selvik; Aursnes, Ajer, Ostigard e Wolfe; Berg, Berge e Odegaard; Schjelderup, Haaland e Nusa.>subs: Nyland, Tangvik, Bjortuft, Sjovold, Strand-Larsen, Blomberg, Pedersen, Thorstvedt, Aasgaard, Bobb, Botheim e Langas.Starts in one bong
AnimeGL Norgebros
New keeper!
>>158047219woah big anime boobs
>>158047257Hope he will not fuck up as much as the other one on last game
>>158047634I think he plays in FranceWe also have a good young talent in Tangvik
Crossing my fingers for a good game... a little historically worried though.Haaland needs to get his head in the game, if we don't get razor-sharp Haaland we're fucked.Egil can't do worse than Nyland.Ødegaar is the only guy who is essentially doing exactly what he needs to be doing.
It’s his time to shineAnd hopefully he can put in a good performance as well
I hope portugal wins for my bets sake
Pisstiano Poonaldo ain't playing so that's already a better chance of winning
Hope Portugal wins just to see cuckstiano's jeet fans rope
Verdens beste spiller heter Erling Braut HÃ¥landOh!Nananananananananananana
Ronaldo spunk on his chin
>>158048233spitter or swallower?
Didn't need Pissaldo before, won't need Pissaldo now.
It's live:https://www.youtube.com/live/pvdVZi6yoQc
Our OGs
>>158048101kek
Another fun game, end to end action
These portubucks get broken so easily kek
>>158048554You call this slurp fest fun?
Send off c*ncelo
revenge us, tugabros
What do Portuguese women smell like?
>>158048728garlic fried in olive oil
Ronaldo will soon make his triumphant return and save PoortugalDigits confirm
penandes might be the goat no cap
AI predicted first goal to norway
Genuinely top 5 midfielder in the world right now
The Portuguese seriously need to win this like 5-0. I love Norway and Haaland, but Portugal crushing without Ronaldo is absolutely necessary for them to continue existing as a footballing nation.
>>158049132Who the fuck cares besides media narrative addicted cattle. I want some goddamn Haaland goals
>>158049132Don’t think Norway is anywhere bad enough for us to beat them 5-0 desu
>>158049132how about someone in this game get 1?
It's overbring back the SGOAT.
That was a good goal, ngl
>>158049082come on now
WHAT A GOAL>>158048963THE AI WAS RIGHT
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
tsuuuuuuuuu
Jesus fuckola what a sick trivela shot what the fuck
LET'S FUCKING GOOO
Ronaldo curse
Nice. That was a good shot.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE US RONALDOPLEASE COMEBACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Cristiano celebrating as we speak
>>158049082Will he surpass his acting career?
Wow
Imagine if we let it slip again haha... couldn't be us haha...
WHAT A GOLACOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHARTUGAL
BLOOTAHHHHHHHHHHHH
Not a even 1 minute lol. Ronaldo never getting a break
det, er over
>hand bandage>suddenly scores a lothhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
emotional rollercoaster for ronaldita stans
>Norwegian Keeper
SiiiiiiiiiiickThis game is gonna be mad
2 puskas tier goals in 2 minutes
>>158049421...
>>158049344>That was a good goal, nglalright, hold my beer
>>158049421heh.
Back to back golazos
Night of the blooters, can't even be upset
>No Penaldo no problemo
jesus
>>158049421Basically the same with Denmark last match>Nords in charge of not conceding instantly after a goal
damn
>>158049471
>>158049476He's good
Haaland hasn't been the same since he cut his hair off
>Do you miss me already?
>>158049638The 115 charges probably haven't helped either.
>cancelo killed his mom in a car crashhow do you not off yourself after this?
Nepobaby somehow being worse than Neto/Leão
Do you think the City shit actually fucked him up mentally?
>>158049595Oh wait, they replaced the keeper ? Lmao
>>158049688Doubt it, any team would snap haaland up in a heartbeat, he's got nothing to worry about
>>158049638Long haired players should never cut their hair, clearly a Samson situation for them
>>158049728Yeah I just seen it, that guy in my webm is on the bench today
>>158049685Who, conceicao? He looks a little kid who was brought to play by his dad
Portugal truly is shite, Ronaldo did the right thing.
>>158049688Nope, he's a barbarian who says himself that his mind is completely blank when he plays
haaland is just tired he played every games
SALVAME CR7
>enthralling
Crsex fans hatewatching this game is the most funny thing
>>158049760Yeah, I was actually hopeful so he better step up next half, would rather Trincão at this point
>>158049728Nyland, he made really egregious mistakes that basically cost the match several times in the past 2 weeks.
This is a fun match.
>Move Your Feet by Junior Senior playing at half timeheh
>>158049638I bet you his disgusting hapa girlfriend told him to do it.
>Her smile and optimisim>Gone
thats some fifa bullshit
>>158049777I recently drove through the wild atlantic way and it truly was beautiful. Loved Ireland, even though everything is expensive as fuck.
Does anyone have footage of both goals? My dumb ass forgot their game was today.
>>158049841are you jealous of his girlfriend?
>>158049828fun how? what's fun about it? you mean fun like it's a circus, it amuses you? it makes you laugh, it's there to fucking amuse you? What do you mean fun, fun how? How is it fun?
>>158050000Wait, what is "fun"?
>>158050067Oh, oh, Anon. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. >>158049828What did you say? Fun how?
I want a Portuguese gf
>>158049914you watch them on leddit
>>158049676what do you mean, he was sleeping, not drivimg
>>158050112What kind of subhuman do you take me for?
>>158050116well that explains the accident
So how do we re-enter the national team, Ronaldobros?
>>158050000Fun as in both teams are playing well. Calm your autism.
>>158050105after 30y they are fat
>>158050168What women aren't?
>>158049907It is not us that are expensive, m8, it is you who is poor.
>>158050000wasted
>>158049914goals.zone
>>158050235Thanks, friend.
>>158050116weird, German commentator said that it was his fault
>>158049930He could do better
Personally I would like to see Haaland move to Madrid to reunite his bromance with Bellingham
>>158050547Zidane needs a bit more time to convert Mbappé back to the LW and you need to force Perez to let Vini get sold but yeah
>>158050580If only he chose to play for England instead of Norway
i was starting to get annoyed but remembered that tomorrow is holiday
>>158050635Imagine haaland and olise playing for ingurland
>>158050784We would be too powerful, would probably still choke when it matters though
>>158050784I feel like Haaland might replace Kane at Bayern eventually.
This is a bit harder then the GK doesn't offer two goals
CAM ON PORTUGAL! SCORE SOME FUCKING GOALS!
Me telling Ronaldo to not leave Madrid
chico forgot how to play in dragao
why is it so quiet?
Haaland off, GG
Terrible two weeks for Haaland
>>158051164National team games attract women and children
Invisibleland is out.
turned right back into a slurper
>>158051164NT games are always filled with families and tourists, though I get the feeling there will be less tourists attending soon
>>158051202
>>158051498kek
>>158051202More like 3 terrible daysScored 2 against Denmark and 1 against Portugal at home 10 and 7 days agoHe shouldn't have played against Wales, he's clearly not fit to play
>ROOben nevesbench the retard
>KING BOOOOBB
Disappointing night of international football all in all
>>158050832>would probably still chokeTrue also your defense is shit
>>158047065where the fuck is tsu?why would anybody care without him?
>>158050850>buyernnaah It will probably be varcelona/vardrid
>>158051606People will reverse hatewatch Portugal now
im getting sleepy...
>>158051532>he's clearly not fit to playWhat's up, is he injured?
>>158051606It makes me care more if he's not included.
>>158051590Extended break seems a bit much desu
>>1580516444 matches in 10 days is too much for him right now, he said he was already tired going into these matches
RAMOS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
GOLZALO
NOOOOOOOOO NOT THE BACKUP AIIIIIIIEEEEEEE
Please bring back water breaks. Our boys need some breathing room.
my boy ramos
GG
tv off fuck you Haaland
fucking finally
vitinha
UH OHHH PENALDO JEET FANS WILL PROBABLY ROPE TONIGHT KEK
Yep, goodbye oldnaldo.
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST
Ronaldoesque
>>158051733Based Aisha poster
Another blown lead, classicThis team is incapable of not conceding 2 goals every fucking match
faen
HOWEVER
Total Ronaldo DeathJust in : Ronaldo (41) commited Suicide bombing on Portugal goverment
Insane pre assist
Is Goncalo Ramos the greatest Portuguese striker of all time? I think he may be
>VARoh god you just know a certain group of people were desperately praying
OFFSIDE LET'S GOO
DON'T YOU DARE TO WIN WITHOUT ME
instantly think of ronaldo's mental state whenever portugal score now
Joao Felix is looking pretty good, what happened to him in Europe that led to him playing in the camel league?
LMAO ABSOLUTE STATE
>>158051791>t.
Forgot this was on until now.Did we play well? We didn't play that well against Norway last time around.
>>158051796I already forgot about whatsisname
I swear Haaland is mentally on vacation.
Would be absolute KINO if portugal wins the next Euro without cristiano. Just imagine
>>158051831Simeone destroyed him mentally
Norway might just not advance, Denmark is farming points
final score 3-1 by surprise penaldo tap-in
>>158051855He has 115 rape charges pending from his nights out in Leeds
Cr7 fans hating so much on Ramos because he score
>>158051164we're just a bunch of calm, chill dudes
>>158051877I think he might just kill himself if that happened.
Hi
>>158051855Wouldn't blame him>Nation's LeagueWe have a far bigger reason to win this than Norway does
>>158051855You should see gvardiol yesterday. I wonder what caused that
>>158051926Hello
>>158051936He's been like that all season
Our commentary is saying that Jesus was angrily yelling at the goal scorer even right after he scored a goal lol
>>158051809Literally every brown turd worlder hate watching Portugal right now and tsu that's it.
Is norway's golden gen dead already? That was quick
d-d-dual penalty
ANOTHER REDDDDDDDDDD
ERA btw
conceicao is a little tiny man
Did JJ get a yellow yet?
>>158051877Reminded we won that because he got benched
Oh fucking hell he had a terrible game all around
ANOTTHERR REDDDDD
kek
chico you fucking retard
Portugal is the new Argentina
RED TO PORTUGAL WTF IS GOING ON
kwab what a bitch
wtf is happening
are they gonna do the Ro again
what's the ref doing?
LMAO based ref
Conceição, you fucking cunt.You're giving us manlets a bad name.
A slurper no more, what the fuck lmao
kekeroo
>>158051855oh he's mentally something alright
What the fuck
Portugal are extremely lucky one of their dirtier players didn't get a second yellow way earlier
CLEAR PEN
Got some unhinged ref there
midget rage
*gets a red*
Tbf that was a penalty for Norway ngl
LMAO
lmao wtf
WHAT IS THIS REF WITH THE REDS LMAO
Topkek
goatnaldo kekking in his mansion rn
What the fuck is this ref doing?
>ref pulls out a Blue card
Ronaldo spirit possessed this ref
I unironically get women that hate manlets. They're toxic and cunty
He's gona pull a dove out of his pocket next
If we beat them twice there's no way we're getting cod for Christmas
>Bernardo still playingI hate this shitter. Get rid of him, Jorge
>>158052076yeah this is not the oscars
This red means nothing tho, right? Portugal already qualified as no. 1 in group guaranteed so who cares if he can't play vs Denmark/Wales?
>>158052204he's the perfect ball retention safe passing always running shithouse guy needed to see out a win like this
SNIPERS IN THE STADIUM
>>158052219It's easier for you to score now
Hilarious match
World cup was a fluke. We're going straight back to losing everything. See you in the 2054 world cup.
>>158052219Probably wouldn't even play next game anyway
>>158052187Hold still
Why do you people have to chimp out all the time?
They're just stumbling around now.
whos is this rapper
>>158052174manlets are basically spawned into the world on very hard difficulty, have some empathy.
>>158052238He cost us that goal against Spain by arguing with the ref
>>158052324Manlets have bitch attitude. Fuck those dirty little cunts
>>158052187We will have to steal the octopus from the galicians
>fjeldaber
holy cuckery
>>158052275nothing is over, you can still pass to the next phase if you win to denmark
>>158052187meh, I'd sooner have octopus anyway.
Kek Penaldo paid the ref
So, I was wondering about Conceiçao's height and...
GGswe're just a mid af team at the end of the day
Ronaldo BTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It's ronaldover.
Fellow Barbosas, I always hear people talking shit about Renato Veiga, but he seems based to me. Why does he get hate?
I didn't know renato was a muzzie
>norway in last timewell well would you look at that
>Our commentary is talking about how they're gonna ask JJ about RonaldoOH BOY
That second goal was heaven sentVitinha is reaching playmaker heights we've not seen since Pirlo.
>>158052489People never heard about him/didnt play for the big 3 or algo
>>158052467Kek
Anti-ronaldos, you can thank us later
of course nobody is going to praise JJ for turning this team into a fortress in just 4 games at the wheel and all the talk will be when that faggot is going to be brought back so he can ruin this whole thing
>>158052368You got cucked by a manlet, didn't you?
Portubros, do people still defend Ronaldo? Like the public or the media? Like what's the ratio of people wanting him back?
A pleasure to play this game against you lads, other than Ronaldo possessing the ref at the end it was a pretty good match. Good luck with Wales and Denmark next.
>>158052489Slow, sloppy and no rins
Ronaldo its 41. Its only logical to make him retire, one way or another
>>158052598Yes, especially the media because they like to stir shit up as with every other country.
>>158052187I hate that we invented like 1000 delicious ways to eat cod but bacalhau de consoada is literally just fish, potatoes and vegetables boiled in water drenched in olive oil and somehow this became the traditional way to have cod on christmas. Literally british tier food.
>>158052467Big if true
Reddit are losing their minds over haaland sub kek
Norway need to play Bobb in the 10, Odegaard is a sham
>>158052598Yes, his cult is very powerful and Olympic-level mental gymnasts
>>158052598There was a poll recently and only 14% of Portuguese sided with Ronaldo over JesusAs for normalfags I know, they're unanimously anti-Ronaldo. My family too.
>>158052489He's a fucking idiot who can't defend or pass. Galo Inácio is much better, and he is SHIT! It should be either Araujo or Toni das Babes playing. Not like they are anything great, but not as bad as Renato.
>>158052598actual people that comment on their main newspaper website (abola, record, ojogo) are overwhelmingnly in favour of him not be brought back. like 90-10
>>158052593Ronaldo is a master at bringing attention to himself. The man was born for the WWE.
>>158052595My ex boyfriend (he was bottom) was toxic and cunty. Manlets usually behave that way
2nd goal is a masterclasse by Félix. If was Ronaldo he would kept the ball to himself. That is the difference .
>>158052629>literally just fish, potatoes and vegetables boiled in water drenched in olive oilLet me guess, you need more?
>>158052598Only oblivious casuals and Indians want Ronaldo in the NT right now
O boçe da noça çelessão
>>158052629As a kid I convinced my mom to make bacalhau no forno for Christmas eve one year and it became a house staple ever since, wagmi
>conceição sent off for doing a thumbs up?
>RTP Noticias sucking Ronaldo's cockUGH>>158052794He did a sarcastic thumb up to the ref in response to a yellow card.
>>158050213You're a tax haven. You're part of the original PIIGS
>>158052723>Europeans refusing to use spices now that they don't have to drown niggers to get them.
>>158052694Fake news - Ronaldo is not a selfish player despite his reputation and character, this is especially true these days for Portugal when he's making sure not to be wasteful.
>>158052629>weGo back, Joao
>>158052956Learn how to pronounce my name first
>>158052989don't they have a special key for ñ but not ~?
>>158052598Only shills and the kids want him
>>158052825so? refs should understand their little ego is an issue. imagine affecting the outcome of a game between 22 athletes because of your little feeling being hurt. If I was a ref I'd let them abuse me for the sake of the game.
>>158052956He's in Galiza
>>158053277Galiza is incredibly based. It reminds a bit of ireland, but with octopus
So a 10-men Portugal won against the team that knocked out Brazil out of the last World Cup.
>>158053624You should visit northern Portugal it's pretty much the same but the food is even better
>>158053815Conceição only got expelled after our second goal and with 10 minutes left.That said we are doing well.
>>15805393710 minues is enough time for Norway to mount a couple last hurrah attacks and get at least a draw out of the game. Especially with how leaky your defense was lately.
>>158054153both teams were pretty tired at that point desu. Dunno if they will want to do extended NT breaks like this moving forward
