The 0-3 Miami Dolphins take on the 3-0 Minnesota Vikings. Kickoff is in about 15 bings.
>kicking off this late instead
reporting in for my phins
vikies reporting :D
reminder before anyone asks, bahamafag was confirmed dead, the reports say he was butt fucked before a storm and died from a hurricane throwing a fish at his head
Skol is reddit
>>158050827do they still have the gay dude cheerleader?
RIP Bills, one less undefeated brother
Fat bitch in dophins jersey doing the skol thing
sneed
I hope the defense can score points too
for fucks sake being a phin phan is misery
lmao crawling for the ball
We want a safety
he didnt drop it this time at least
>>158050370Dogshit team that's losing for developmental purposes vs dogshit team that only wins against bad teams and has to cheat in order to win against divisional rivals. Hoping the Dolphins rape the Viqueers and show how much of a fraud they are.
HAY GUISE DID U KNOW BRIAN FLORES USED TO BE THE HEAS COACH?! xD xD xDHAY GUISE DID U KNOW CARSON WENTZ GREW UP A VIKINGS FAN NOW HE PLAYS FOR THEM?! xD xD
>>158050845Don't like, 5+ teams have cheer bros?
>>158051253how much does this guy get paid
>>158051291What's your team's win loss record
>0-3 vs 3-0Oh no...
>any given sunday
>>158051291seething packfag/bearfag hands typed this
>meet my son, Chop
Teams that start 4-0 make the playoffs 100% of the time. The announcer said it at the start of the bills game.
>>158051291>muh team lost cuz of the refs WAAAAAAAu gay
>>158051428Too bad for you that I'm neither of those
I miss NINE
>can't score on the dolphinesthis is going to end 2-0
>>158051449woah great take, I wonder what other shit commentators will pull out their ass to blow the Josh Allen and the Bills.
And that's the final score of the game
at least the D stepped up, now if literally everyone else can stop being retarded there is a chance
Someone redpill me on why the Brits like the Dolphins
Is he elite?
>>158051579a once great empire that is now shit, it's pottery it rhymes
>>158051579Cool color scheme
>>158051579>finland and blue jacketsthat is absolute bullcrap
AGAIN YOU RETARDED FUCKING AAAALDGLGOGKGKFKFKFK
>>158051626the only connection I can think of is if it's based on online mentions and it's scraping every mention of jarmo being the first finnish gm
Does Miami even care about the Dolphins or do they just bandwagon whoever is good?
>>158051721it has to be it. but i can assure you, blue jackets didn't have fans here even when jarmo was the gm
>>158051731no idea, i'm from texas but i imagine everyone in miami is focused on cocaine and fucking latinas
>>158051626Do you think it's the Panthers due to Barkov?
Poor reffie
LET THE REFFIES HIT THE FLOOR
Sit the fuck down reffie
That will come back to bite the vikings. Reffies hold grudges
tua would've died trying that shit
somebody go smoke that yute
jesus the refs are fucking mad today, nonstop flags
Muh elite defense
>>158052040that oline man looked like he just tarded out and gave up
>>158051851back when teemu (and saku) was playing for ducks, i'd bet the ducks was the most popular team. panthers had some fans because of olli jokinen pre-barkov. now panthers, canes and stars are the most popular ones because they have many finns. stars fans date back though to the times of jere lehtinen as well. same with habs because of saku. not everyone follows the finns solely, for example my life is pain since i have been a flyers fan forever
>>158052040Miami hasn’t put up any points all game
>>158051593
The Vikings are the Notre Dame of the NFL. Anal annihilation coming up in the playoff
This is the first Dolphins game I’ve watched this season. How has what’s-his-name the Packers backup qb been so far?
>>158052097lmao it's been 2 drives and my phins are shit, wouldn't use this game as any sort of measuring stick
At the game bros. What snacks should I get from the concessions?
>>158052147bucket of crab legs
>>158052147get a corndog!
>>158052147Crab legs
>>158052147Do they have the wild rice hot dog thing that the wild have? That fucker looked awesome and reviews were 10/10
>>158051579for me it's because bong tv started showing NFL on channel 4 back in the day when Marino's team was in its pomp and once you pick your team you don't change unless you're an unbelievable faggot.For anybody who isn't an oldfag like me though, I genuinely have no idea - it's the same incredulity I have when I see US soccer fans following Fulham or some shite
why cant teams just screen it over and over against the vikings?theyre blitzing 87% of downs. you HAVE to be able to outplay that
>>158052147Bucket of corndogs
>aaron jones limping
>HOWEVER!
>>158052209football has too many blacks now and they cant gameplan or strategize. its all about bein ATHLETIC yo, fr fr HOMEBOI cmon lil niggeh get dat TUDDY SON
it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock and roll!
https://youtu.be/rrdVKj9fW5E?is=h0rc-VpJi68UVO0d
>>158052147Corndog legs, preferably in a bucket.
>>158051579This has to be inaccurate and or outdated. Some are obvious like Serbia and Nuggets, Greece and Bucks (no probably the Heat), etc. I would think the UK would be Jaguars though because of their connection with Fulham and how many games they play there.
dolphins fans are quite low cholesterol now that bahama has offed himself
>>158052432not suicide, see>>158050814
>>158052371>bru kingdom hearts is peak ong>little mermaid section in kh1Objectively a bad game that people are nostalgic for.
>>158052432>bahama has offed himselfDidn't he die or have his house rekt in that one really bad hurricane? He might be still waiting for his internet to comeback.
>>158052209van Ginkel
why don’t the Vikings d-line just switch to the o-line?
heeeeeeeeem
>3-0lol, lel even
>>158052501Because they still have kyler murray
>>158052501don't do this, it makes mustard gas
>>158052432shouldn't he be in falcons threads?
>>158052469If you're knowledgeable about kingdom hearts you can basically nail any big tittie goth girl fr
>my reaction to the Vikings somehow having the easiest schedule every single year and winning like 10 low scoring games by one score in the most anti-football way possible
>>158052589If they're over 30, then spyro also works in a pinch
>>158052589>having sex with womenidk bro, sounds kind of gay
>>158052589Nightmare Before Christmas and Kingdom Hearts is like an aphrodisiac to goth latinas. Atleast when I was in school
my reffies :)
fucking gay ass refs
Whew
TUDDY DELETED
Friendly reminder that the state of Minnesota is currently undefeated against rival leadheads between pro and college.
WE RUN THIS SHIT
I SMELL SEX AND BUSSY
why am I seeing a talarico ad?
based i am now voting james talarico for being an ally!
>Texas political ad in MNWAT
i despise minnesota. i live in fort myers and EVERYTHING is minnesota everywhere. why do they all come here specifically???theyre all weak soft leftists too.
>>158052833can you send me a penis pump?
>>158052849I don’t know bruh. They’re all moving down here and bringing their gay ass politics with them despite moving out of states with gay politics. I hate northern transplants so much.
This is the worst football game I’ve ever seen
>>158052849minnesotans are all vile regressive left wingers. they love brown people and transgenders unironically
>>158052849Is fort myers weak and soft? Just following some logic here
>>158052900first time watching the phins?
>>158052900>phins vs vikeliterally the anti-superbowl
I have seen enough.Put Wince in
>>158052849its odd how much they love muslims.
>>158052900first time watching the vikings?
murray is fucking ass
Why Murray have the S Korean flag on his helmet??
Where the fuck is Nine? I'm sick of watching this retarded nigger Murray!
Is it the humidity and swamp ass that makes a Miami man want to fuck man ass?
>murray
>>158053065sponsored by samsung
>>158053065fan of k-pop I guess, respect.
Reicherd is the best player on the kangz
M V PM V PM V P
>>158052849my dad (boomer) just went on a rant about this exact topic. said minnesotans are “cannibalizing their once great city” with an “influx of brown muslims”, then equated the fall of the Vikings to be a symbol of their cultural decline.i wanted to say that was racist and uncalled for, which your post is too btw, but i got nervous and just said “haha yea sure dad…”
Murray is the worst QB I’ve seen in my life. How can Minnesota not find anyone better than this?
>>158053078and there it is..
>>158053065He's like 1/4th Korean
>>158053078He left us for the big city...
>>158053078We traded him to the Gnats for a fifth round draft pick in 2027 (unironically)
>>158053065He appreciates a little bit of yellow meat
i hate murray and KOC so much it's unreal
>>158053100
flagball
All time game for my reffies
>This is penalty #14 of the first half
They just played the HUMP DAAYYYYE commercial in the raiders chiefs game
>>158053174Lol, lmao, kek. Nice try you bulb headed nigger
jesus our right tackle is dogshit, second time he got bullied by a guy half his size why is jackson still on the roster??
>>158053239
imagine your first football game with your son is a Dolphins and Vikings game, he’d never wanna watch football ever again
That's a fumble, but I doubt they'll give it to the Vikes. There were some even clearer calls that have been withheld this year. Refs don't like to be wrong.
what a dogshit game with dogshit refs.
My doordash is here
Darrisaw out for yearKangz finish season 4-13
>jets and browns are better than the phins
I think it's the QB because Wentz made some throws in the first two weeks
praying the vikings defense die so we can reset the whole entire thing
hate to sound like a partypooper but if this continues i cant stay awake
This Refs game is something else, an absolute showing from my favorite sports team. Black and White, baby!
do we still have to pretend the vikings are good?
>>158053532vikings defense is elite
>>158053532Wins and losses are all that matter bby
Injury Bowl
based flaggers
THANK YOU REFFIES
WHO RUNS THIS SHIT?!?!
>>158053462i sleep like this but with undies the ceiling fan feels good on my undies covered ass
why the fuck are the viqueens undefeated?
referee my greatest ally
>>158050795Hey finn bro, it really sucks being a dolphins fan for 35 years over here:(
>>158053556that's less than half of a football team and negating that is our worst in the league offense
What the fuck was that
i was outside so didnt hear, the roughing the kicker (which was bullshit) was called but the vikings got the ball?
>>158053623I cant even watch Dolphins games this season, fan since 2020
is like every ad in the US made with AI now? what the fuck
>>158053653Replay assist says he touched the ball which negates the penalty
>>158053655come on bro, it sucks but only lasts for a few months, come join the misery and have a drink
>>158053580obviously happy with the record, but can't be outcome oriented imo
>>158053677ah, thank you anon
why are reffies being absolutely egregious to the dolphins?
atleast we still have the Panthers>Barkov injuredfuck
lmao little dude got DESTROYED, based sieler
He murdered him holy shit
heeeeeeem
>>158053763>panthersI have been watching them more but dont forget the heat
>>158053742mystery nigga
>>158053728tbf refs are out for blood, phin fan myself and that out of bounds 'roughing' was bs
>>158053788I don’t watch hoops but I hope the Heat go deep
>>158053689live in the Miami market, get all the games on local channels. This vikings dolphins game is so bad im watching the chiefs raiders game
>kay oh cee
Your halftime plans?
At least Reichard is dependable
>>158053266then why do they all leave for florida
>>158053825For the last decade I have been pretty much watching red zone on my computer screen alongside the fins. This is the only year where I only watch the dolphins game when I am not doing anything. I am not going out of my way to watch this shit organization.
crazy to think the best 3 teams in the entire NFL are the 3-0 raiders, 3-1 browns, and 4-0 vikings. insane.
>>158053915Don't the Dolphins get a wide open salary cap next year with good picks if they continue to keep losing games this season? Next season could be fun, may... maybe. I'll watch their bum asses next season if they nigger rich with cash and picks.
>>158053930I will eat a fucking fried dog turd if the Browns are above .500 by December 1st
>>158053984this rebuild is going to continue next year because they are still going to be young af. This is a multiyear rebuild. Although it looks like the coaching sucks
>>158053930theyre flipping the script this year to retain viewership.
>>158053930fraud watch
I think Terry Bradshaw is drunk and has dementia
>>158053930i can see vikings pushing 12-14 wins, browns will win 12, and raiders seriously could reach 15 or 16.
>>158053984I can only afford local channels and NFL Network to watch games. ESPN too expensive. Not paying for any streaming services. How fucked am I?
I gotta say the best thing about having a shitty team that no one watches are the game thread are really comfy
>>158054027The poor guy probably has entire games he didn't remember playing because of brain damage. He's doing OK.
>>158054003And I'll suck it out of your asshole when you're finished with it if the Browns are above .500 on December 1.
ollie gordonnnn
I dont get willis decision making sometimes. I thought he had room to run.
>can’t score a TD against the phins in ‘26 grim
Is Malik Willis shit or something?
>>158054307>I dont get willis decision making sometimes>implying that retard is capable of it
>>158054166Well now I kinda want them to be
I'm an old Finfag whose first memories are the Marino to Duper/Clayton combo. Since then, it's been a consistent slide into mediocrity and now irrelevancy. I'm resigned to the fact that nothing will change until Ross dies. Fuck him forever for destroying a once proud and historic franchise. Fuck you.
>>158054461actually his kids are in line to get it so mediocrity will still be here once he leaves.He doesnt care about the fucking football product. He is getting the fucking money by owning the stadium and holding F1 races
this might be the worst football game of the season good lord.
>>158054494Just woke up from a nap mid-second quarter. This might be the worst game of the day
KOC is such a N*gger. just bench the midget jfc
This is a tough game to watch, boss.Does it get better soon?
>>158054461you went 0-16
>>158054491they can't do worse than him. In a perfect world they hire competent GM and game personnel and stay the fuck out the way, but we'll see
Reichard carrying this shit team.
>>158054535>>158054494>>158054507>These plebs. I have 25 years of experience watching these games. Stop bitching
>>158054535It's a 4th Reichard game, it's not getting better
>>158054535no!
>>158054565na that was someone else
>>158054010Yeah I'm not impressed by Hafley at all
>>158054568Sullivan seems to have made a good draft class this year.The only thing I can do is hopelessly feel optimism with each regime change
KOC ain’t the guy.
Reichard is going to be MVP of this slop game at this point
>>158054604>detoilet
>>158054461Same boat as you brother, fuck Ross
>>158054609Shut up you whiny attention whoring bitchTrip off already trannyYou're worse than the fucking Bahama faggot at this point at least he fucking died bitchI've been watching this shitty fucking team for over three and a half decades and you're worse than Steven fucking Ross
FOURTH REICHard and Flores are gonna win MY KANGZ an owl kek
Robbed
throw these refs into a volcano
>>158054617She looks like she physically abuses him if he misses a kick. Like that actress from we’re the millers.
Refs treating the Vikings like the Chiefs this year
>>158053763at least we got some good news. Marchand playing tonight.>Jameson Olive@JamesonCoopMarchand is playing tonight, per Maurice.Forsling is a game-time decision.Markstrom in net.
>>158054695Shut the fuck up fake-ass packturd wannabe “fan”
The Vikings have mastered the art of winning without touchdowns
>>158054709Seething
>>158054721who needs touchdowns when you have HIM
>>158054665
This fucking midget SUCKS!
>kylel
>>158054759For fuck's sake we haven't we benched his ass and put in Wentz already
>Operation Get Kyler ComfyDoes KOC know we're 4 weeks into the regular season
>>158054752You are a northerner.
>>158054791Lol I wish. I have been in florida my whole life.
koc be like >HE NEEDS MORE TIMETHIS FAGGOT IS BEING CARRIED HARD BY FLORES AND THE DEFENSE
Vikings should trade for Mac Jones or just tank. >we’re gonna get the 25th pick just from the defense and The FOURTH Reich and have no shot at a decent pick in the draft.
Bench Kyler, embrace Carson Chaos Wentz
imagine how shit he will be when MW4 comes out
Vikings should trade for Nine
>>158054847*Case Keenum
>here's your starting QB
LMAO THE LOSER DOLPHINS HAS SCORED A TD BEFORE THE UNDEFEATED VIQUEENS
Maliiiiiiiiiiiik
Who’s worse, Kyler or Willis?
>muh elite defense
>>158054891Kyler. Willis looks competent
>>158054897Even Elite defences get tired
Its SO over. The vicucks are in meltdown mode
Uhhh, Vikings bros, are we REALLY going to allow this NIGGER Murray lead us to lose to the DOLPHINS?
>>158054891>kylerwillis actually shows some flashes while having by far the worse skill positions talent in the league.
Time to take this victory, finschads.
>>158054891Kyler
I am still all for tanking but I am actually ok with the fish showing flashes. They are actually playing rookies so if they show growth then these guys are going to be here for a while.
>yakub
Give me a pick 6 football gods
Attention whoring tripfag doesn't even know the fucking dolphins anymore because he's too busy blasting his fucking asshole watching northerner BBC porn
If Kyler comfortable yet?
give kyler's phone number to flores
I bet Kyler takes more shits than touchdowns during game day
>>158054891I would prefer they grab a fan out of the crowd than let Murray keep playing.
my nigga k1? he's in COD FORM
>>158054995heh... he needs a bit more time...
Flores should give Murray the Tua treatment
>>158055043true and also go rogue and shit on KOC
TJ save me aaiiiiieeeee
>>158055087Just go full nigga, and usurp the team
That's how a White man plays football
>kyler could have rushed for more
>>158055171He's shook
>>158054995two more weeks
kind of crazy that KOC is treating kyler more like a rookie than he did with nine with all these checkdowns and not long designed plays
>>158054972Yep sucks not wanting them to win but oh well, play the long game
>31 straight possessions without a TDLmao
Kyler's almost comfortable. Hold vikingsbros hold
>vote republican adgod the trumpers are fucking scared af
>>158055301About to be 4-0 btw
can you win a super bowl just based off of special teams and defense?
god damn we have the worst special teams
>>158055365There's no rule that says you can't
>>158055382we're just gonna have to see
almost fat nigga interpcetion lmao
Vikings are actually going to lose to Miami. Incredible. Wentz should clearly be the starter.
>>158055443Nah the phins are pooping themselves again
>>158055365Yes.
He had the the slot wr wide fucking open for the first down
That was spooky
Skol titties....
How many kicks until 4th Reichard should be in MVP talks
>>158055365The 2006 Bears literally had a top 20 all time defense, the greatest punt and kick returner of all time Devin hester, a First team All-Pro kicker Robbie Gould, a former All Pro punter Brad Maynard and they still fell short in the Super Bowl that year and never returned. If they couldn't do it then this Vikings team isn't going to do it.
>>15805558220+ points a game
uncomfortable bros?
jones is averaging nearly 7 yards per carrywhy not just run over and over? first down every 2 downs
when does the operation end?
where the fuck was the delay of game?
>>158055647up your but
Hockensen do work yes!
Uh oh. I think the Vikings remembered that the Dolphins are complete shit.
Damn Hawk
I'm feeling good we get a field goal if not a touchdown which at worse makes the game a tie
Sloppy teams
LETS FUCKING BRING HIM HOME GUISEEEE
lol thanks for the free timeout KOC
herbert is playing like ass, vikings can at least trade for him now lmao
>timeout stopped the clockAre these announcers retarded?
elite iq hock play
My Bearsies would bootyblast both these absolute shit teams (on a nonrainy day)
oh fuck you for going down.>>158055771yeah he is the same shit as murray
Good play but should have just gotten the touchdown and end this
>vikings have gone so long without a td that they literally don't remember how to score them
No way that's your defense coming out of a timeout.
Why didn't he just take the 6 points tho
>>158055709The Dolphins needs so much more before they worry about a wideout.
thats game. kneel kneel kneel field goal, or snap ball and run backwards for 7 seconds.
With such a shit offense, they should've just taken the TD. Jesus...
>>158055829No you go for the best talent available and his by heads and shoulders better than everyone else.
>>158055834Right but no way the dolphins get 12 points in 2 mins
>>158055834smart. just kneel and run backwards
Will they kneel it or go for a TD to break the streak?
>>158055818lol
>>158055866We want the streak to continue at this point
MINISOMALI ISI N I S O M A L I A I S AN ETERNAL CUCCKSHEDN E T E R N A L C U C K S H E D FUCK MILLYU C K M I L L Y PHILLY PHILLYH I L L Y P H I L L Y >IN KEENUM WE TRUST>ITS OUR TURN>SKOL TO THE BOWL>HOMEGAME SUPERBOWL>DILYL DILLY DO IT FOR MILLY
Surely they go for it right... Please... God damnit
>>158055851You always build from inside out. You get protection, you get pass rush, you get a qb and then you worry about ball catchers. An elite WR isn't going to do fuck all when you have Malik fucking Willis throwing to him with .3 seconds in the pocket. Drafting "best available talent" is why Miami hasn't done fuck all for 25 fucking years. You are so goddamn retarded.
>the state of fox graphics putting the pats logo for the colts
Fuck 4-0 and this team is somehow still hopeless
4-0
>>158055827KOC comes from the art of being humble cause his vikings lead team usually gets fucked in the ass by elite teams.
>>158055904>YNR Pooa underthrowing to Reek and Waddle every game
>>158055904so you pick jake long before matt ryan(shit) or darren Mcfadden.Yeah ok.
The Vikings are gonna be the ugliest, most fraudulent 4-0 in league history
>>1580559294-0 against shitters isn't very impressive.I pray Murray gets comfy
>>158055885It would be very funny to see a kicker win MVP ngl
the only thing someone would get me on board is that the dolphins trade down 2-3 picks and get a boatload of picks.
>>158055962Well, when the Dolphins waste their pick again on Smith or Manning, accomplish nothing, and go back to rebuilding in 5-6 years remember this conversation.
>>158056068yeah thats why i take the sure thing. Jeremiah is the sure thing. But at least we are on board with manning going to be a fucking bust to the highest degree.
>>158055851>>158055904You're both wrong. You always draft for what you need first, unless there is an obviously generational talent available, in which case you take him assuming you don't already have a generational talent in that role.
>>158056189dolphins are so shit you just take best available.
