hoping the Braves win today. would be especially kino if that goose neck apple bobbing cartoon Blake Snell gets lit the fuck up
dodgers
cum shitter kek
>>158057518finally, a game with good teams
>>158057578Might be the funniest post of all time
D O Y E R S OYERS
doyers!
>>158057564>Blake Snell gets lit the fuck up
Dodgers/Cubs/Phillies/Mets/Mariners/Orioles/Twins/Giants broship!
>>158057518My injuns would bootyblast both of these shit teams
>>158057772that nose looks a little sus
>>158057791what are you implying
doggies got a night game so i don't want to hear any complaining about how they don't want to sit in 90 degree weather. especially when 90 year old Sandy can
>>158057791He's just a happy guy
>>158057578
>empty seats because 5pm is still too early for doyerpacosgrim fanbase
WE ALL HATE THE PADRES!
Let's have a good game, gentlemen.
>black sneed
Only thing I want is for the doyerpacos to lose
Attaboy ronny
>>158057823oh nothing
This snell guy seems like a bum kek
>>158057518SHIT SUBJECT
shit ass snellquit fucking around
Blake Smell
uh oh, smelly snelly
Snell looks like a geek who'd be working at a DVD & comic book shop in the 1990s
ngl a Brewers - Braves NLCS would be boring as fuck
>>158058072makes sense considering baseball is just his side gig. his real job is streaming video games
ngl a Brewers - Braves NLCS would be kino as fuck
whats point of batter box if the guy can have his feet almost touching the plate? its way over the line.
kek doyerpacos
TWO MARLINS MAN SPOTTED
>>158058116/cric/ is that way, vikramjit --->
>18 pitches>1 outuh oh doggies
snell is dealing
Man, I was having so much fun watching the Jewers and Poodres kill each other. Now I have to sweat if Snell can make it through 4 innings.
not an ideal start, amigos
>>158057518Go Dodgers. Most honorable MLB team vs evil dishonorable Atlanta.
>>158058072Looks like he'd be an extra for latino gang named Hector in some law and order episode.
Surprised Harris didn't GIDP
>>158058150dealing walks>Buck Smelllmao
It's not at 1pm on a 100f day so what's the excuse now?
>>158058166shut up private ramirez
>>158057772guardians*
it's over
>>158058141No part of a batter's foot may touch the ground completely outside the lines of the batter's box when making contact with the ball.
>>158058178theres an outbreak of a new necronomicon strain of covid
dookie butts
I literally just watched Dubon's eyes roll up toward the ceiling and still chase that fucking pitch
Uh oh stinky
kek doyercacas
doggiedoos kek!
its over. atlanta has evened the series.
>Blake Sneed
>>158058204Erm, sorry friend, but that name just doesn't fly with me.
monkey batts kek
>barves
>>158058202>a column I wrote from the perspective of two female student athletesWhat the fuck does that even mean? Like did he interview two female student athletes? Or did he make up in his head what that perspective would be like and wrote a piece based on that?
Snell looks like shit
Took them until the playoffs but doyercacas finally figured out the braves cannot hit the curveball
stupid chinlet
That's the first time hearing that titcow's voice. She should keep quiet.
this Sydney Sweeney commercial is infuriating
I would like to rub my erect penis on Sydney Sweeney's breasts if you know what I mean
>>158058325What did Tucker do?
>>158058354he went yard yesterday :^)
>it's another ray kerr bullpen kino
>monkey bats
Dodger life longs cheer when a bat breaking soft ground out goes into play lmao
STRUCK him out
Ktani
ktani
>name is ray kerr>is a pitcher
>>158058384use your real account to say that coward
Ohtani washed up
i hate women
>No-Play Oh-Tommy-Johnny
sit the FUCK down
Kerr is fucking dealing omg. I hope he can make it to the 4th again
>>158058411>>158058433>>158058455>>158058466
can mookie say the n-word around dark skins?
>>158058504not the way your mom can because she gives up her ass for them
>this sydney sweeney adwhat the fuck?
>lame thomas
>>158058566What is it? I don't get ads.
>lame thomaswhat the FUCK does he do?
why doesn't ohtani just hit a home run
>>158058587Should have kept Eli White
manfred had a call with weiss after that first inning it appears
>walking 2 lhh alreadyweak minded fucking chinlet
>>158058607should have kept ozuna
There's no way Manfred wants a Braves vs Brewers NLCS right? The ratings would die overnight.
I'm gay
Walk Smell
>>158058646yep
>>158058646chop on brutha
try losing the gut, blue
how many fucking times can Snell get away with balking?
man I'm trying to play Sid Maier's Alpha Centauri on my second screen while watching the game and I'm getting fucking whooped. never played a strategy game before so it's taking some getting used to
>>158058646Come to philly
>>158058646
Snell's eyes looking like he stayed up all night playing video games
Nice to be here faggots and gay, NFL spazzes are tiring me out
>>158058678i cant play those games. too overwhelming
>44 pitches
>>158058688
>>158058595it's so sad
>>158058646go braves
“Snell” sounds like how a retard would say snail
>>158058693i cant even watch the nfl anymore. you feel like too much of a goycattle
>>158058646Go cowboys btw
>>158058678been playing Civ5 on and off for like 10+ yrs now. At least mods break up the patterns
kek member when the poodres lost lol
>dodgers rally towel is AI slopped logosholy shit what an embarrassing franchise
freddie :)
>>158058786one of the worst implosions I've ever seen. Why the fuck would you leave your closer out there for so long
>>158058809welcome to hell
los doyerpacos kek
>>158058834weLikedHimInThatSpot.png
>>158058834yea that was pretty bad he was clearly gassed
i just shat my pants...
>>158057518
Who's on 3rd
>>158058880yes
>>158058836AI for their concessions too
>>158058712>>158058783try Alpha Centauri if you ever get a chance. it feels pretty relevant given how fast we are advancing. some really great philosophy and civilizational ideology to consider
>>158058880woo's in cancun with the rest of the memeiners
Kerr is dealing
I'm a Nats fan but goddamn do I love the Kerr story
>doggie doos
>>158058901>124.99What
Sit pages down.
ray kerr raper
>>158058809I was going to type out that there's no reason to do this, since the doggies deffo have artists that would do it for them...but realized artists are greedy fucks and would probably either rape the dodgers in fees or ask for retarded rights or things that are completely out of hand
>grant warming in the penWalt I stg don’t ruin kerrs game
>>158058901it's in pesos
>>158058928a bottle of water costs $15 so honestly that's not too expensive
this literal nobody is going to throw 7 scoreless. watch.
>>158058901delicious
>>158058928plus taxplus tipplus convenience fee
Surely, they won't pull the guy that is dealing? This won't bite them in the ass, right?
>>158058962kek department
>>158058901>go to ballgame>pay $125 to miss 6 innings after puking up slopdo americans really
theres a HUGE schnoz poking out from offscreen
>>158058901I'm glad all this shit is going AI. Graphic Designers are the absolute worst people I've ever worked with.
>>158058928do your sports concession not have those prices?
>>158059019It's aimed at social mediafags
what is /mlb/'s snack of choice when watching a ballgame at home?for me, picrel simply cannot be beat
>>158058973This, honestly they need to change the way the playoffs work so that the team that spends the most wins
>>158059048i eat poop
joe davis is a great announcer and I'm tired of pretending he's not
>>158059048aldi beef jerky and a rotating selection of individual size chippy bags :3
>go to doyer stadium>have to sit in traffic for 3 hours just to get to the game>can't tailgate>ticket costs like 200 dollars for nosebleeds for a regular season game>AI slop food everywhere>still costs 100 dollars, with 20 dollars for water>get your single photo of Ohtani at the plate>leave in the 4th inning to beat traffic>post that photo of ohtani on insta and talk about how we da best fanbase in baseball
>>158058975Long and blackDoes the woman eat shyly?
>>158059054agreed. manfred needs to get more involved.
>>158059059pca kek
God I can't stand watching smelly snelly pitch, he's a stuffbabby through and through. At least he'll be out of the league the second his stuff drops a tiny bit, that's a slight solace i guess.
>>158059048gremlins cereal
>>158059077I wish jerky wasn't so expensive. I would buy more. I should really start making it at home but I don't wanna stink up my house
>>158059078Me in the back
>>158059090kek
>>158059110yeah i stopped giving a shit about little expensive things. i'm gonna die in debt anyway, what are they gonna fucking do about it
Pacos waving towels like crazy
>P:64brrppttffttt smelly snelly!
>>158059139atta boy. also I say that but then I spend like $400/mo on food delivery so I'm obviously retarded
its literally over
>>158059139we gonna reanimate you with future tech and conscript your respawn to work off past debts
>>158059161my 5IP 1ER goat
>>158059139just steal stuff
doyer bullpen is going to get shellacked tonight
>>158059225
What if he was Nick Kerr
miggy-ro!
>>158059225oh i do :^)
>dodgers barely hanging on against Braves' beatup bullpenim sure they'll do just fine against the Brewers KEK
Miggy bear slap!
time for >rispgers
wow thanks for groundbreaking reporting on the dude's immigration status Rosenthal you fucking dweeb. do everyone a favor and stuff that bowtie in your mouth so you can shut the fuck up
beef jerky is about as easy as it gets as far as stealing shit
Nice bunt retard
>>158059247the elites don't want you to know this but the food at the store is free you can take it home with you. I have 458 foods.
>>158059292>>158059260I mean do what you gotta do I guess but this is exactly how societies start slipping downward
>>158059292for me it's gleaning
>>158059285Lol yep i just stick slim jims in my crack
more like tommy special ed man
>>158059292proof?
>>158059285All the jerky is locked up around here in philly
>>158059310good point! we should all do exactly as the corporations and billionaires tell us instead.
GIDPtani
>>158059338what about cheese and sandwich meats? that's usually low hanging fruit also.
OHTANI DO SOMETHING
>>158059313EAT ME!
>shithole oblowhole
Sogay Ohtranny
WHO ELSE FROM DIAMOND BAR
sit down, Shohei
>>158059292It's so easy to steal food lol, most stores only care about people stealing other shit but alot of food in stores usually expires so they can't be bothered checking if anyone steals it.
>2 bootleg marlins men on the back
OhKWABBI
Raker I hardly know her!
ohtani being able to foul off that 1-2 was the sort of thing that can turn around a slumpso here's hoping, but don't be all that hopeful
>holmesok its actually unironically over gg doyers
>>158059404shit brown, blowtranny
Ohtani is overrated as fuck
If Ohtani really is washed is he even a lock for the Hall of Fame at this point?
>mfw /mlb/ revealing themselves to be a bunch of scumbags
>>158059436*doyer legend Grant Holmes
Deploy The Mullet
0-4tani
>pull your starter that's dealingI hate this souch
JDP could be DH'ing instead of this severely overrated shitter
>>158059440I over-ated tonight too
is atlanta a better city than los angeles?
you did take your mail order cock pills, right anon?
is that demon woman supposed to be attractive?
literally what does he do?
>>158059413this. also being white and wearing a tucked in shirt makes you genuinely invisible to 95% of public-facing personnel (not just in grocery stores either)
>>158059455It's a pretty high leverage situation. I'm not familiar enough with the braves plbullpen to know if they have the depth to absorb this risk
Doyercacas kek
attaboy smoth
>>158059277and there it is
>>158059445get in on the meme factor alone, just like Lincecum
>>158059447
TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY
>>158059474braves dont play in ATL tho
Los Spicgeles Doyerhectors KEK
>>158059483I've never taken a dick pill but the ad came on while I was watching with my wife. I said should I order some and she said do it and let's find out
>>158059483>>158059484she used to be
>>158059474having been to neither I think I am uniquely qualified to definitively say no.
>>158059474every city is better than los angeles
>>158059516keep that same energy when people steal shit from you or do worse in the name of fairness and republicanism
Every city sucks unless your brown and or homeless. Hope that helps.
>>158059516based sadist chad
>>158059527It will make your pepe a bit harder
>>158059483>>158059484i thought i was a faggot for a second, but i guess im not alone finding this botox bitch disgusting>>158059528this was like 20 years ago
>>158059554good lord what a pitiful little terrified faggot you must be
>>158059554we need homeless brownspie now more than ever...
I thought the whole point of dick pills was to keep fucking through cumming
>>158059549I don't steal but I get why people do it. no one steals more than the elite and the boot lickers deserve the rope just as much as they do.
>>158059589t. brown and/or homeless
>Sean "Fuck I Have to Get Stranded Again" Murphy
It's remarkable just how shit the doo doos are
>>158059617nope, just know how to find a decent neighborhood. most people over 17 can do this.
>>158059603You thought wrong. Retard. Kek
>>158059516Stealing from big name stores is based, I never steal from local places tho
>>158059603no they're for inducing cardiac arrest
>>158059614>it was the ropeposter all alongjesus man you're fucking miserable. anytime i'm on here you're saying some hate filled shit. do you ever log off?
>>158059589what could possess you to bootlick a city
>stealing is le BAD!>on fucking 4chan of all placeswhat happened to this site jesus fucking christ
pull this chinlet
Doos coming back to heem these gaybraves (kek)
>>158059614I don't steal either cause I can afford not to now kek, I was just shitposting. Fuck them corpos though.
Rate blake smell's butthole tightness there
>>158059658it's just funny given 4chan's obsessive hatred with certain races
>>158059648>if you don't shit your pants and vomit when you see a black guy that means you're a BOOTLICKER!!really love to hear the explanation behind this one buddy
dodger stadium is a retirement home for pitchers
>>158059628thought they had it in the bag kek
>>158059580But will my bounce back be quicker? I used to fuck a couple times a night. Now I've got one bust in me every 4 hours maybe
We get it. You're black.
>>158059642my friends and I used to steal as teenagers from stores on "principle" but I just grew out of it. I'm lucky that I don't have to.>>158059647you don't know who I am, but I recognize your mother hen act. you don't endear yourself to ANYONE here, either.>>158059672are you me?
>>158059658moralfags ruined it
>>158059714kek ya seethe
not even close to a swing
>>158059628is this the fly to asia image that one faggot posts?
>>158059689why would anyone prefer to see blacks or defend having to
Opened my self an ice cold Heineken, cheers /sp/
>doyerpaco game thread>half the posts are about being brown and stealing
>>158059748why would anyone let fear dictate their lives? i want to live near things and i make enough money to live in a good area, how the fuck is that "bootlicking"?
>>158059758kek
>>158059658Steal all media, no matter what. Grow or build everything you can and work on your physical skills to expand that pool. Work hard to pay for everything else
watch your own game poodrepacos
>>158059714stankees rubbed off on them from their series
I'm gonna go steal something from wal-mart tomorrow just for you /sp/
>>158059758Topkek
>>158059658Literally slack jawed mouth breathing faggots. Soft as fuck. Only thing posters can do now are poo poo pee pee meme doyer barves. Can't actually pay attention to the game of baseball
>gently rocking back and forth inside a woman with your super sensitive half-hard penis after nutting inside her while making out and pillow talkingliterally one of the most physically and emotionally tender moments you can have. dick pills want take this away from you
nice whip bro
You wouldn't steal a gf
poo poo pee pee doyer barves KEK!
>>158059763you can make your money and still loathe the unavoidable miserable nature of the city, that would be a rational acknowledgement of reality
>>158059758Like pottery
man, fuck you Snell. pampered fuckwad.
>blake smellwe're fucking cooked
I just love the hustle and bustle of the big city! Mayor Brandon rocks!
>>158059804Women hate that, that's not what you do after sex
>>158059824YOU would, you sudaca piece of shit
>>158059835yeah i suppose i could...or i could just live in a nice neighborhood?
>>158059835brother just because you're antisocial and suffer from sensory overload doesn't mean cities are miserable for everyone. you're missing out bad
>>158059804>>158059849This is true, there is nothing more disgusting to a woman than a soft penis
>>158059853T. Pocho
are there actual retards here that believe this is all a battle between good and evil?
is this really what shitcago is like, damn
>>158059921never been to the south, huh?
>>158059877your neighborhood is only a part of the city and it wouldnt make sense to endorse the whole for only a part
>>158059921find goodspie...
Is there an mlbtv package that gives you post season access?
DFA Acuna Jr.
>>158059849>>158059905well depends on the relationship obviously but that's one of my favorite things to do with a girl i've loved and who loves me. the feeling of knowing she's welcoming your cum, totally wants your cum, and then just rubbing bodies on top of one another while inside her and saying sweet things and laughing is amazingif you genuinely cannot fathom that girls like to cuddle and pillow talk after great sex, then I'm really sorry you've never been around someone like that. I think a lot of people would be way happier if they were able to experience this
>>158059921the good guy doyers will prevail
series has has no animosity what beef is there between Atlanta and LA
>>158059931I feel like Oklahoma might be even worse for that sort of thing
>>158059950Just get an IPTV bro
>>158059942you'll understand once you turn 21 lil buddy
How are there empty seats? I thought Dodgers had real fans.
(:<
>>158059950no and it's a fucking disgrace
>>158059974It's a Sunday night. We have to shoot heroin tomorrow or whatever.
>>158059974its literally 200 degrees out okay, also too early
>>158059804>Doing that instead of not getting fully rock hard to 25 cm and fucking her againIshiggydiggy 2011=15
>>158060000based
>>158059950you have to meet with manfread and personally "request" one.
>>158058741this tbqh
>2020 covid fake ring>2024 and 2025 financial fraudgersMy Astros have more legitimate rings this decade jej
threw it in the dirt, the dummy
>>158060000checked! lets chase the dragon.
>boobitch
>>158059956pro franchises only concerned with focusing on what they're trying to do
FREDDIE SLAP
>>158060008it's all about rhythmif you've never had 3+ hour sex where you cum and fuck and cuddle and foreplay through multiple cycles, you're missing outthe best part is the deep French kissing while fucking. you can't do that with any random hoe
Fweddie!
FreemanExpensiveman
oh oh
FREDDIE FREDDIE
see you later, alligator
>barfs
FREDDIE
>you'll see diaz
>>158060056>you can't do that with any random hoelmao yes you absolutely can
FREDDIE OHTANI
retire, smoltz
the freeest man ever
doyer pacos thought that was gone kek
>>158060089this but unironically
>>158060080you make out heavy and cum inside and extensively cuddle with one night stands?
>>158060089>"What I mean is....."I tire of him saying that shit every inning.
I love smelling my own farts
>kissing during sex
>>158060091>Free man>has a literal price tag>Price is millions of dollars
>>158060120i did in my twenties, everyone has different experiences m8
>>158060130a LOT and hugging too
>>158060149hey I hope you're healthy that's all>>158060151based
>>158060130THIS. i hate it when the guy tries to kiss me like bro i'm not fucking gay! i just like penis!!
>>158060130hell yeah prostitute enjoyer
fucking barves!!!!!!!!
we got em nervous, doggie doooos
Everyone has sex except me of course
having sex with women is gay because they like dick and that's gay
A walk is the best case scenario for Pages the choker
>>158060166i never said i was smart. but i am clean.
>leeowari da
Nobody stands a chance against the Dodgers so we all know how this ends ultimately just enjoy what we can before the 3peat
kek doyer paco needs to buy the opposing teams best player to win kekkie doo
>>158060189that almost sounds like it has a certain logic to it
>>158060205ive never seen a game more over
sex havers, you have 10 seconds
>>158060211damn rite
Call of duty modern warfare seems lit
>pinch hitting Muncy for Rojas who hit a double earlier >instead of Ohtani who currently can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat ????
OKLAHOMA PADRES!
>>158060170i don't know what's wrong with me but i actually prefer less physically attractive hookers. it's not even a price issue, i just like using an otherwise useless piece of fuckmeat.
>>158060218I look like that frog
>>158060211you should have to pay extra to watch them, ingrate
Walt Weiss is dead to me
>>158060189It's unironically less gay to fuck women who don't even like fucking that much, because the whores who really love dick remind me too much of turbo gay dudes
bros, good looking personal sex bots are gonna be available within 10 years. if you're still single when it happens, will you leave bio women and all their problems behind?
>>158060239The Arnold Schwarzenegger school of thought. Respect
>>158060259cant blame him when the front office did fuck-all at the deadline
Fucking muncy. What are you swinging at?
>>158060228this i love asian culture
c'mon, Eggie. redeem for that last ab.
>>158060279younger bots or bust
attaboy dedman
doggie doos
>>158060290He thought he saw a vegetable and tried to swat it away.
>>158060321kek
bullpen vs bullpenwho's is shittier?
>Gretta Van Fleet
>>158060285I’ll be happy if acuna doesn’t get resigned desu
>>158060337dodgers. imagine having to trot out wrobleski, scott and diaz
Tebow
I shitpost both poodrepacos and doyerpacos as opposing fans....t. twins bro
this nigga named boob itch?
>>158060344Forgot about the filter damnit
>>158060342i know who they are but thank god i don't recognize any of their shit
>>158060344you think there's a realistic chance the Braves don't exercise either team option? I guess $17M is way too good to give up, even for a slightly busted Acuna
>>158060371yesterday was a yn named Dood now we got this nigga boob itch hahahaa
>>158060365no...NO!!!
>>158060365perfectly normal behavior for many here. what else is there to do?
>>158060365if you weren't such an incel and had ever been invited to a party, you'd know that fags like you are always bottoms
>>158060365I respect it
is a boob itch kinda like a bottom foot itch? where you don't know exactly where it is until you scratch around
>>158060231I guess they are trying to match lefty-righty. Doesnt seem right to take out a guy with a bit though
