it is literally not Herbie's fault edition
Bow to your master.
What do you think Justin Herbert is doing right now?
gonna be so funny seeing everyone slowly come to terms with the Rams being on top yet again.
what a garbage thread
>Tight ends>Wide receivers>Chicago Bears>Green Bay Packers>San Francisco 69ers
>>158061016that loss to the 49ers is going to hurt though
bros, we literally witnessed history today
how unfair was it that the Rams lost a home game against a divisional rival to Australia? They’d legit be 3-1 or 4-0 if it wasn’t for that
>>158061016You lost to the 49ers and haven't played the Seahawks yet. You're really looking like the third best team in the division.
>>158061045Playigami!!!! Playigamiiiiiiiii!!!!!
>>158061045If Seattle had swapped out Darnold for Cousins they’d be in a much better situation but here we are
Kek Raidshitties
Bo “Can’t Throw Past The Sticks” NixSad!
>my niners are 4-0>good win against a good team in Denver>can't even get too excited because the injuries are just piling upI know it's gonna catch up with them eventually. I wish I could have hope for this season.
>>158061043yeah, they have a much easier schedule than we do. AGAIN. so unless they start losing then I forsee us being away games in the playoffs. I mean....unless....we sweep the Hawks(not happening)
>>158061054No they’re fucking mid
>>158060978Bussy
>Queefoids jumping off the walls because they narrowly escaped the dogshit raidersKek
>>158061057we have a much tougher schedule than both of them though with twice as many primetime games, like we were supposed to win the Championship last year lol
>be pathetic and clueless >make hopeful threatsdisassociation from reality helluva drug
Chiefies have a bye week to fix the receiver situation btw
>>158061093Chargers > Texans > Buccaneers > Dolphins > Titans
>>158061105You typically see 10+ loss teams behave like this.Sad!
>>158061010Falling for jewish tricks
>>158061105Raiders are more legitimate than the Vikings and the only reason they're not undefeated currently is they had to play the Chiefs.sorry sweetea
>>158061106He's gonna break the record for field goals made in a season
>>158061085>Rams>Making the OffsKEK. Establish a winning record then we’ll talk Lakexixster.
>>158061084>Monkeys at the zoo
>>158061093Texans > Bucs (with Mayfield) > Chargers > Bucs (without Mayfield) > Dolphins > Titans
>>158061103Dave Merritt is the best CB coach in football
The peanut punch is the singular most satisfying play in all of football.
>>158061111Sounds like the excuse I would expect of a 2-2 bottom feeder.
>>158061167One of the reasons I hope Andy doesn’t retire is so that when Spags does soon we can promote MerrittIf someone like Tomlin comes in next season we just clean house most likely and whoever ends up with Merritt will be very happy
>>158061105>narrowly
>>158060978HE JUST NEEDS MORE TIME
>>158061174>most satisfying play in all of footballsomeone post some hook and ladders( shan't be using its new woke name)
bye bye schiizyor hello hehehe
Tears in my eyes
>>158061068What a seething faggot.
>>158061193Personally I think when Reid does go Spags will be the one running the ship. Bienemy and Mahomes can run that offense but they’re more successful with an elite defense.
>>158061174Uh oh Raidweakie! Uh oh!
>>158061174That's not a flea flicker
>>158061215Damn
>>158061215Reminds me of that gif of a black dad opening the door to see his kid that shot herself
>>158061084Weird how their fans only do shit like this when they outnumber the others by 10+
Why aren’t we talking more about the Packers and Cowboys. They won their games today
With a difference of one win between the two of them and the quality of opponents remaining on the schedule I could easily see the Patriots winning AFCE
>>158061220Hunt won’t do it, Spags 1. doesn’t have a good track record as HC and 2. is older himself. We can’t afford to waste Mahomes era years giving someone like Spags a “chance”. Our HC position is the most coveted in the league and we’ll have our pick. It will be a blue chip name like Tomlin
>>158061215Crazy its only a dislocation and he could be back in 6 weeks depending on the outlook
how could Kevin Patullo do this
>>158061241You going to post the words, but not the webm? Coward.
>>158061140>>158061190dont run when it comes/nfl/ gonna be in alot of pain come December.
>>158061247the league fears a locked in dak
Sean McVay almost retired when the internet bullying on the Rams 1 rebuild year got to him.He's probably jump ship to KC to coach Mahomes the minute Stafford retires and their draft pick looks like a bust.Insane to me he managed to win a ring with how much of a crybaby he is
Who loses first
>>158061272Shut up, Sal
>>158061303this joke isnt funny anymore schizo, RIP
>>158061084>only black guy is calmly watching the game while all the whites chimp outReally makes you think...
>>158061302Queefs. The 9urs lose after the team dies, and the kangz go 17-0 and win the owl
lol
>>158061241Kek
>rams beat a dogshit eagles team they where losing to for 3/4ths of the game.I'm impressed this superteam is going places but how are they dealing with the chiefs and mahomes in the owl? I don't see them beating any of the AFC west teams this year.
I realized I haven't heard Saquon Barkley or Derrick Henry's name mentioned all season. Did they both retire?
>a spider ran across my bed and dropped down under my bed>spent 10 minutes trying to find and kill it with no luck fuck, now I won't be able to go to sleep tonight
>>158061350>>158061215LYOOOK MAAAA I POSTED IT AGAIN!
>>158061362> I don't see them beating any of the AFC west teams this year.Let's be honest, I think they'd have a chance with Herbie.
>>158061350>>158061215Keep posting it.
>>158061350Thank you for your sacrifice
>>158061256>Blue Chip like TomlinSpags is a better DC than Tomlin ever was and that’s the reality of the job listing unless Shanahan gets cut loose.
>>158061362Its even worse than that. They made the eagles look like a competent team lmao. If they lost that wouldve been the worst shit imaginable.
>>158061362we spiritually beat the Bronkeks, reffies just needed to return a favor to Sean Payton thats all.
>>158061350HIS ANKLE GOTS DA FLUUUUUUUUUU N SHEEEEEEEEEIT!
The worst part about clutch ST plays like the forced fumble is that it ensures Dave Toub continues to have a job.
>>158061388Another big factor is age, Spags is 66. Hunt will want our next coach to be Mahomes’s last
>>158061272You mean when the old ass men from LA are dealing with the arthritis in the cold lmfao. The Rams and Chargers are hyped by the media every year and every year you fucking blow it.
>>158061084This is an average Philly day after 5 PM by the way. Bunch of pack animals up there. Doesn’t matter if there’s a football game or not they’ll throw shit and make all kinds of grunting noises no matter what neighborhood you’re in. It’s a very feral town.
>>158061368Sigh. Spiders are an important part of the ecosystem. They're actually beneficial to have in your home since we eat pests. Plus, spiders are more scared of you than the other way around. They will typically avoid you and have no reason to crawl over your face when you sleep.
>>158061105>posting detoilet’s super bowl KWAB
>>158061362>rasms>making it to the 'owlThe defense will improve when Garrett comes back but Stafford looks old and washed, just a resoundingly mediocre team on both sides of the ball right now. Only complete NFC team is the niners but they might run out of players by playoff time
>>158061368Just go to sleep, he’ll crawl into your mouth
>>158061418>we
>>158061057>You're really looking like the third best team in the division.I don't see why that would be a surprise, the same ended up being true last year too
>>158061445This is the best analogy for the Chiefs not allowing Raiders fans to come crawling out of the woodwork.
>>158061461Nah, 49ers were spent by the end of the season due to injuries.
Are the Browns more likely to make the playoffs than the Bengals?
>>158061428cant wait for the eventual niners playoff collapse and excuses. gonna hit like crack in the 80s
Assuming SNF holds
>>158061502You cannot call a team who's 0.500 against the Seahawks, Steelers, Jaguars, and Bills fraudulent
Passer rating against Denver this year: Mahomes - 86.0 Lawrence - 63.7 Stafford - 74.1 Purdy - 107.4
>>158061498Kinda weird to say things like this when you're allegedly in contention for the Super Bowl.
>>158061488yeah exactly, they couldn't actually put their better team on the field, but they proved unquestioningly that they had a better team than the rams
>Arch Manning... YOU are now a Huston Texan! Congratulations!!Would it make a difference?
oh schizzy schizzy we are watching hehehe
>>158061490Bungles are a first round wild card exit. Browns have peaked for the season already, it's all downhill from here.
>get fancy new stadium that cost 2b>construction workers buries a rival's flag beneath it>allow your most hated rivals to win an Owl in it immediately after it's built>your rival's HC has a fucking better record in the stadium than your own teamGayders are fucking cursed.
>>158061525I mean is it really when its basically a given? only /nfl/ autists suck off shanny as hard as his fanbase does. im just telling the truth.
>>158061502bengals need to be lower. burrow is trash this year and chase and higgins are injured, might legit give the phins their first win next week.
>>158061525it's understandable, the rams have been the little brother in the division since the 80s and rams fans have had to cope with that ever since. you see how little brothers work in any other division or sport and they just can't feel good about winning unless big brother is losing.
The Browns offense is actually pretty talented. There. I said it. Someone needed to.
>>158061518Purdy retaining the MVP status through week 4.
>>158061571Keeping Zac Taylor around for as long as they have has been detrimental to the entire franchise.
>>158061527Well, last year's 49ers were extremely under talented compared to their usual level even without injuries because it was intentionally a rebuilding year. Coaching just elevated them.
>Mahomes has more than doubled nearly every QB in the league in total EPA when pressured.
>>158061518>Passer ratingget that unc shit out of here. What's his epa, dvoa, and ligma
bros, what's a good hobby to attract women? they apparently don't like my fav hobbies...raiders fan here btw
>>158061559Just looks like you're already conceding on the Super Bowl and your hopes and dreams rest on the 49ers also not winning the Super Bowl.
>>158061589brown would have just replaced him with another cheapo literally who rather than go for any talent.
Did we all laugh at the Hamlins losing the Drake "the Schedule" Maye? You know despite playing like shit again, and losing this time, every single media member will have Trash Allen as the best QB and the highest chance for MVP, while the Hamlins will remain top 3 on every tier list.
>>158061572There most recent strategy of “Fuck them Picks” is just admitting they can’t draft for shit and mortgaging the next two seasons to try to win every third. The entire front office will turn over pretty soon.
If Vikangs weren’t “4-0” we could have traded for Jefferson and been set for life
>>158061622Yes, it is a lose-lose situation.
>>158061620anon, if you seriously think that I have a mansion in the Palisades to show you
>>158061611>rape isn’t listed
>>158061595they went 12-5 and won a road playoff game with a fuckton of starters out, the rams couldn't have held a candle to what they would've been with only a league average level of injuries. also iirc the niners went 8-2 in their last 10 games while the rams went 5-5all I'm saying is that all the offseason additions the rams made only served to try to close the gap because the niners roster was just that much better. not like the niners didn't add pieces either though so of course the rams are still a worse team. they just need the niners to get injured more again so they can catch up
>>158061655Its gonna be chiefs pats and niners hawks conference games and likely gonna have another superbowl repeat game.
>>158061641You'll trade for Herbert at the deadline and be fine
>>158061611Offer them ketamine and threesomes/a train.
This is my unimpressed face after watching a Rams game in 2026.
>black qbs
>the best coach by /nfl/ consensus>gets BTFO by an inanimate object kek couldnt be me
>>158061502Still need the 4-0 fraud section
>>158061516>Gaped by Jacksonville>lost to Drew Lock>barely squeak by Buffalo, who has marquee wins over the Titans and Chargers>Only remotely impressive-looking win was against the stoolers>Drake Maye has 7 (SEVEN) interceptions and even more fumbles lostYour team is ass and is getting gaped next week.
>>158061605Well one of them has been great at least. For the last one you're gonna need to check deez nuts.
>average choofs fan
>>158061718>electric currents and waves>inanimate
>>158061687>Its gonna be chiefs patsyou lost me right there, Pasts are winning shit
>>158061725>TitansMeant Texans. My bad, I got my dogshit 0-4 teams mixed up.
>>158061655I'm just saying it's a loser mentality to already be shifting into the "Well, my rival will collapse before they can win it all" cope when we're only on week 4 and you're supposedly the best team in the league. It brings to mind Browns fans hoping for the Ravens or Steelers to collapse in the playoffs. Looks weak, is all.My 49ers are going to win the Super Bowl and I don't think about the Rams at all.
>>158061744the Electrical Substation a Rams/Hawks/Cards fan confirmed
I wonder what would’ve happened if week 1 was played at SoFi in front of rams fans
>>158061763>I'm just saying it's a loser mentality to already be shifting into the "Well, my rival will collapse before they can win it all" cope when we're only on week 4this sounds like gibberish, why the fuck would I ever root for anything good for a divisional rival? are you Druk? you cant be this sensitive can you?
>>158061763Maybe instead of focusing on what their rival is going to do this season they should focus on what their own team is doing this week. They almost got beat by the dysfunctional fucking eagles.
Yay we’re undefeated and on top of the division
The Rams almost lost to the worst Eagles team since 2014.
>>158061786free Elevator rides for Niners fans and their overpaid seats
>>158061720It'd just be the Vikes lol
>>158061798I'm not saying you have to root for us, I'm asking why we're on your mind and winning the Super Bowl isn't.
>>158061786You mean another 9ers home game?
>>158061786They still would have gotten beat badly, the trip didn't cause the rams to bring a worse gameplan.
>>1580618170-12 on third downs the Eagles were
>>158061834you taking this too seriously anon imagine being this triggered over week 4 bantzgive it a rest and enjoy your cupcake schedule
Reminder Youngcuck Lakeshow is a selfhating Mexican that was raped by cholos
>>158061763holy trvke. its the same shit with that other namefaggot that roots for the pats. When they lose they fuck off but when they beat the bills its "actually fake gaye isnt a bad qb, he shouldve won MVP". I'm glad goodell isnt going with tranny coast teams this year for his owl scheme.
>>158061834Beating the 49ers is the Rams’ Super Bowl because we know we will never beat the chiefs in the postseason
>>158061786if week 1 was played at sofi they would have had a better crowd, the $(ERS showed out big for oz even though the NFL says that's supposed to be rasm territory>they really tried sacrificing the levi's south game thinking it would be less of a disadvantage
No matter who the Patriots beat I'm not impressed
Pizza
>>158061854Jordan Love is so ass. Can't believe Packers were so delusional they were putting him up there with Favre and Rodgers.
>>158061837True. the rams are basically a bye
Not choking against the eagles was the rams superbowl this year
>>158061914Tbf thats pretty rare
>>158061898They fell for the mutt QB meme.
>>158061894>the $(ERS showed out big for oz even though the NFL says that's supposed to be rasm territoryno proof at all, just spouting shit for the love of the game. classic
Losing by 3 points to the chiefs was the Raiders’ superb owl this season. What a buck broken franchise.
49ers next game is in seattle, if they win that one the only thing stopping them from sweeping their division is injuries
First place. I'm thinking we might be back.
>>158061932Yeah, who could have guessed that the starter for a team that should be in the FCS was going to be dogshit?
How many points has >your team allowed this season?
>>158061950thats a really, REALLY big if.
>>158061955Imagine how good you would have been with Dart
>>158060978So whats going on with If Man?
>>158062002He’s getting blown by modern day Megan Fox.
>>158061934>the NFL granted australia as international media rights to the rams in 2021>the 49ers showed up extra early and local media kept talking about how proactive they were with getting involved>there was a massive 49ers advantage in the crowd>there was a spike in 49ers fandom in australia after the gameare you saying you don't believe one or more of these points or that even if they're all true it doesn't prove the point?
Bahamas was right. Pre-CTE Tua>>>>>> bustin sherbet.
We Stan our refgods in this house
Has a team ever gone from scoring 59 points one week to 3 points the next week?
>>158062002he's not goodhe was never good
>>158061605ligma isn't a real stat
How's the shit primetime game going, not watching
>>158061984absolutely, not even herbie could shoulder that much IFI'm just saiyan that's how much better they look than the other teams in their division right now. WHEN the team collapses we can talk about what their new level becomes
>>158062062Why are the teams 10-7 and 9-8 in both screencaps?
>>158062084Playoffs
>>158061984not really, purdy is 4-1 in his career in seattle and his team is a lot healthier than either game he lost against them at the end of last year
>>158062074ligma balls
>>158062093Yeah, but one team won, the other didn't.
>>158061984seahawks are not doing so hot, they barely escaped the pats just cause maye threw 3 picks, they lost to the commies, and almost let the collapsing chargers take the game from them. their only solid win is against the >cards
>>158061854Look at that heckin' meatball sub!
what team is drafting first overall this year?
So which shit NFC is doomed to lose to the Chiefs in the Owl? Surely Trannyhan won't shit the bed THREE times in a row, right?
>>158062162Dolphins fans are actually thrilled every time they lose and no one is fighting for their job
>>158061605
>>158062040>the 49ers showed up extra early and local media kept talking about how proactive they were with getting involvedRams have had events in Australia for years leading up to that game, but you wouldnt know or care because your wrapped up in media narratives for a week>there was a massive 49ers advantage in the crowdProof? it sounded more like alot of neutral fans being on the fence.>there was a spike in 49ers fandom in australia after the gameProof? cause I didnt see any news of the sort.
>>158062125They dont keep adding games to the total in the playoffs. Wins are a regular season stat.
>[Schefter] Raiders TE Brock Bowers, who had been on the injury report due to his knee, now has an illness for today’s game vs. the Chiefs as well. The Raiders are fully expecting Bowers to play, but he does have an illness.HE HAAAAD DAAAAAA FLUUUUUUUUU N SHIEEEEET
>>158061080Why is it every year that your team gets riddled with injuries within the first quarter of the season? Is Colin Kneeldick that much of a curse on you guys?
>>158062175What the FUCK was his problem?
>>158062175All reffies should be killed.
>>158062097>his team is a lot healthier than either game he lost against them at the end of last yeargood. no excuses for when you lose then
>>158062178Purdy really about to win the mvp lol, unless the league can solve the 49ers offense.
>>158062187>Wins are a regular season stat.Then why put them on the scorebug?
>>158062175Playercattle will learn their place.
>>158062247Cuz its just something to do, idk
>>158062263Dammit! I want answers!
>>158062266It gives an idea of their strength to casual playoff viewers
>>158062279Fuckin' cazzies ruining things again!
Name a more deserving MVP candidate this season
>>158062293The refs, easily. Have you seen them this season? They're playing out of their minds.
>>158061896Based, gimme some fucker
>>158062293
>>158062293Ryback
>>158062293He'll have to settle for Comeback Player of the Year.
>>158062293When he gets Josh Simmons back he'll actually have the time to do some dropbacks and throw the nastiest dragons ever witnessed and Allen will have no chance.
>>158062383>Ryback
I didn't know Bagent had a whole family already. Ben Johnson is doing charity work I guess.
>>158062430>When he gets Josh Simmons backThat soft bitch is never playing another snap with the Chiefs.
>>158062445Imagine seeing a kid in the stands with a Bagent jersey. You'd have to assume that was one of his kids, right?
>>158062403literally 0 (zero) aura
Well, as the 49er's we're winning, but we're still getting injured and honestly not winning as hard as we should be thanks to some questionable defensive play and decision making. And our opponents haven't been the strongest. But hey, we've won and beaten the teams we're supposed to. Starting off 4-0 when we're probably going to get more injured as the season drags on is damn good.
>>158062430Benson is playing perfectly well and just won rookie of the month, he already has time. What we need are receivers, same as always
>vs Jags>vs Panthers>vs CowboysEagles are legitimately gonna be 2-5 in a few weeks. All 3 of these teams are better.
>>158062465If he doesn't play the season is cooked.
Substation chads rise upzap
>>158062512Retard
>>158060978Herbie…just…needs…more…time
its gonna be so funny when we win the owl after getting all this unquestioned hate for simply being a good franchiseI wonder why other teams simply just dont follow what the Rams do, it worked for the Seahawks
DILLY DILLY KEEP THE STREAK ALIVE *CLAP**CLAP**CLAP*
>>158062514If I were the owner of a mutli-billion dollar NFL franchise I would simply move the team away from the substation just to be safeNot trusting the science on this one.
If the Cardinals weren't paying Kyler 50 million dollars I guarantee Wentz would be the starting QB but why bother when you can put the risk of injury on a free player and get as many wins out of him as possible
>>158062586but then your quietly admitting your player facilities and staff isnt good enough to handle schizoid behavior and thinking.that or the 49ers LOVE injury prone players
did someone saystreakigami
>>158062586I would just like to see what the 49ers Strength and Conditioning looks like they have to be really soft on their players and not take good steps to keep their players healthy.
>>158062621It's not schizoid when the Niners are inexplicably always injured and people have legitimate concerns about the substation to the extent that scientists are brought it in to test it. Even if they give the all clear it's worth the peace of mind to just move. Otherwise you might just be flushing years down the drain to the substation that you could have been winning. I think we all know a healthy Niners team is clearly the best team in the league
Where this silly nigga at?
>>158062658Horny jail
>Texans are now 0-4So, uh, either Ryans is gone next season or Stroud is, right? They entered this season with Super Bowl aspirations and instead they're the worst team in the league.
>>158062654>I think we all know a healthy Niners team is clearly the best team in the league0-3 in Super Bowls btw
>>158062675I would LOVE for the Toxins to let Demeco go, send him to my Rams and we will give you shula in return
>>158062675Stroud is gone. He was offered a 50m per year contract at the start of the season that he turned down because he believed he would "prove his worth" as deserving tippy-top of the market value. Now they're 0-4 and essentially eliminated from the playoffs and he looks like shit. They're not paying him one penny and will be glad they dodged the bullet
>>158062497That’s his thing. He’s the last pick.
>>158062568The only Rasms I recognize are the STL ones. Having two teams in MY shit state of MO was kino.
>[Highlight] Bears LB Devin Bush after the Bears possessed the ball for over 42 minutes against the Jets: “One of the easiest NFL games I ever played in. I’m not sore at all. I got bored at times.”
As a fellow lifelong Loins fan of a year, what do we do about this team? I thought we were Owl bound? Eating kneecaps and winning the division or whatever?
>0-4Coach Todd Bowel Movement
>>158062706I don't think he looks like shit; he's just mid. If he took a mid contract and they fixed the real holes on the offense it would be fine, but he appears to be kinda stupid with a big ego. Them being unable to build anything resembling a decent o-line throughout the history of the franchise and being unable to run at all are much deeper institutional problems
>>158062293>Name a more deserving MVP candidate this seasonIf he keeps pace to shatter the RB yards record, probably Kenneth Walker.
Rammies back at .500
>>158062755he's probably thinking>oh boy the Browns are about to be free of peanuts contract and I can get my next payday by just existing on the open market while they're desperate for a QB
>>158062760He's definitely our best player this year, Mahomes has had trouble moving the ball. He's still playing well but he's been playing a little below par. Obviously some real receivers would help. But it's definitely looking the engine of the Chiefs this season will be the ground game and we'll just ask Mahomes to make the clutch plays
Maybe the NFL does write off QBs too quickly. Young looked really good tonight
>>158062588We are not winning because of that midget, we are winning despite that midget.
Panthers vs Jaguars catb owl
>>158062745Your pass defense is terrible and Kelvin Sheppard isn't helping by also being terrible.
Goof is such a fraud but people overrate him because he plays for the Lions
>>158062840QB development is a crap shootnever forgot BRees looked like ass before New Orleansand Darnold was a bust until MinneapolisAllen was terrible his first 3 yearssometimes a QB literally just needs some more time
>>158062658He was banned from queefs sideline because he gave wittle taytay the heebee jeebees.
I FINK WER GOIN TO DA OWL LADDEHS
>>1580627065 scores and 2 turnovers. If he stays consistent throughout the season Houston will most likely shower him with cash.
Detoilet status?
>>158062807>some real receivers would help>HE JUST NEEDS MORE HELP!!!all queefs fans really just need to die.
>>158062883Ok
When will YOU learn, /sp/?
>>158062840it's an absolute fact that they do. Development is a lost art because of the impatience and turnover in the league and it's compounded by all the bad habits college teaches these dudes
>>158062883There are 31 receiving rooms in the NFL better than KC's going into week 5.
Case Keenum is going to (anally) destroy the Packshits
>>158062897Bro actually did it. Based.
>all queefs fans really just need to die.
he knows his career is over
I just want to remind the lionsfrens here that the burrs put up 59 points on that same team you just played.For no reason at all, just a random reminder.
Give us more primetime Pants games. I fucking forget they exist, but they have a cool color scheme and Sirr Purr seems like a top tier mascot.
How do you stop him?
>>158062908Uh huh
>>158062906>HE. JUST. NEEDS. MORE. HELP!
Don't let the Chiefs winning distract you from the fact that the Chiefs have a losing record when it comes to championships under Andy Reid
OWIEEEEE!
>>158061084The funny thing about philly fans is that they are just a bunch of performative larpersWest Coast fans will literally stab you
Raiders vs Patriots is going to be a good 12PM game
>>158062899PUNISHED TRUBISKY REVENGE ARC SOON
>>158062924There are 31 receiving rooms in the NFL better than KC's going into week 5.
>>158062919even worse, da Bears put 59 on them when they still had their top 2 CBs and "best" pass rusher.
>>158062925What?
>>158062925Source: I made it the fuck up
>>158062936*30
>>158062912Did his hoo rah rah attitude finally wear off?
Bryce Young you can fuck my bitch
>>158062951haha oh right, lmao what the fuck chorgies
>>158062951Chargers bussy when
>>158062937and then what happened?
>>158062957It only works when you have a good OC and DC and are winning games
Bryce Young >>>>>>Brock Purdy
>>158062919>>158062937Pretty nice of the panthers to give the bears their version of a super bowl this year.
So can we all agree that wasnt Herbert's fault?
>>158062971>and then what happened?Then the Panthers went on to beat the Lions in embarrassing fashion Thanks for asking
>>158062968Where did you get this clip of brittany mutthomes' personal booth?
>>158062971the meme kangs are an irrelevant annoyance at best. their QB is a midget shortstop. they can have their week 2 rainslop superb owl while da Bears make an actual run.
WHEN I SAY "BRYCE IS" YOU SAY "ELITE!"BRYCE IS...
>>158062968Is that Mahomes' dog or one of the Hunt's? I can't imagine anyone else being allowed to bring a dog into a suite.
>>158062971KOC and the fraudkings got carried by flores for the millionth time
Thank God we're getting the Panthers/Bears NFCCG this year that were denied last year.
Well that was a good prank, now let’s never put the Cryons in primetime again pleaseThank you
>>158062983idk man. I'm seeing dudes win with halfdead corpses and washouts. Herbert hasn't had a decent game all season
>>158062990>while da Bears make an actual run.When is that happening? Certainly not this season.
>>158062975>good dcAaron Glenn?
>>158062983The khazarian succubi sucked his soul away. That nigga is cooked.
>>158062994Gracie Hunt’s
>>158062998Can't hear you over this 4-0 record.
>>158063004Lions win the division. Packers and Vikings take both wildcards
>>158062855QBs develop better when they sit out the first year, like Packers did with Rodgers, Chiefs did with Mahomes, and what Raiders are doing with Mendoza.
>>158063013>Lions win the division.
>>158063015Did Purdy sit out?
>>158062921>multiple tds wiped away by penalties>still wonif refgods can't stop him then what the fuck can?
>>158062840Against the 2nd worst pass defense in the league. He's played 3 of the 6 worst passing defenses in the last 3 games. I think after the updated stats Detroit will end up being the actual worst current pass defense in the league.
>>158062993ELITE
>>158063029Scar did nothing wrong
>>158063015>Packers did with RodgersHmm, weird you went with Rodgers as the packers' example.
Your winners of the Catb Owl Extravanganza, peeps.
I just realized I have no idea how any of the owners are billionaires besides the fords
Now that the Loins window is shut, what will they do? Tank for pick trade for picks?
>>158063024The season is young. Of course after he throws 300+ yards on a team they will look like the worst pass defense.Bryce is simply elite, if you had eyes and watched the game tonight you would know.
>>158063015Lions should have been doing this with Goff by now. He was never gonna be the guy
>>158063029And then some poachers fires his rifle, hitting the panther square in the chest and then skins it and sells the pelt. Who is the poacher in this case?
>>158063041good morning
>>158063040Oh haha I Love a good joke anon
>>158063047Tanking is competitive nowadays, the modern lions simply aren't good enough to compete
>>158063004Yeah they are. Dennis Allen is in his bag, the only scrub still on the field for the D is Tyrique Stevenson who gave up their only TD today and finally got surpassed on the depth chart by a rookie. Thieneman is already a top safety and they'll have Coby Bryant and Kyler Gordon coming back for the playoff run. Caleb also back soon but this team could make a run regardless with Keenum, the running game and forcing turnovers.
>>158062932Nah, they used to be about that life. They only got soft after they won a Super Bowl.
>>158063039he was a hater and then somehow managed to turn a whole savanna into a shithole
>>158063047keep dan campbell for 3 more years as they slide into mediocrity, never tanking hard enough for a real QB. They will be in QB hell before firing him
>doesnt do shit>beats your team
>chuffs receiver dislocates ankle>replace him with a guy who dislocated his knee
>>158063046really none?Not even Davis? The guy whose only a billionaire due to football
>>158063048his little body just runs at a faster tick rate
>>158063060Ok. Sure thing, jamarcus laquidiaous shadiquesh smith.
>>158061685>need the niners to get injured more No. Please no!
>>158063046and how did you miss the entire"WALLY WALMART HIMSELF BUYS THE BRONCOS" headlines over the last half decade
>“You can fuck my wife anytime.”
>last regular season was kino>the queefs were irrelevantI'm nooticing a connection here
>>158063029Do panthers even coexist with lions anywhere? To me, panther is just a wrong name for a mountain lion.
>>158063083Crosby is married?
>>158063086Look at this king confidently walk after slaying his prey
>>158063083>wifeI'm still not convinced they are a legitimate couple. Shit, even Elton John was married to a woman.
>>158063086I feel like tiny Bryce was close to slipping through the cracks in that gutter and getting lost in the sewer
>>158063102This joke would KILL on facebook
>>158063099>saarhawks>Jody Allenanon, I....
>>158063099Mark Davis went from being the only poorfag not a billionaire to barely top 10 poorest by just being so poor the NFL gave them a handout in Vegas.Insane work.
>>158061718You ever wonder why that electrical substation is conveniently located right next to Levi's Stadium?Coincidence? Yeah, sure.The 49ers deliberately placed it there to get ahead of the curve. The human body was never designed for the electromagnetic environment we're creating. First it was radio waves. Then Wi-Fi. Then 4G. Now 5G. Meanwhile, we're surrounded by cell towers, substations, Bluetooth, stadium Wi-Fi, radar, satellites, and those fucking FLOCK license plate cameras beaming God knows what into the atmosphere.And what happens? Ligaments. Tendons. ACLs. Players start exploding their knees at an unprecedented rate.But San Francisco knew this was coming.The substation next to Levi's wasn't an eyesore. It was a controlled exposure chamber. 49ers players have been slowly acclimating their connective tissue to electromagnetic radiation for YEARS. The idea is simple: expose the roster to increasingly powerful electromagnetic fields until their tendons develop resistance.That's why they put the substation there. That's why Silicon Valley is there. That's why Santa Clara has all those data centers. That's why the 49ers are always ahead of the curve.They're preparing.Eventually, the electromagnetic saturation will reach the entire planet. Every stadium will be surrounded by substations, 5G towers, Wi-Fi routers, FLOCK cameras, Starlink satellites, EV chargers, smart meters, and whatever the fuck they're putting in those 6G towers.And then?The ACL epidemic begins. The rest of the NFL will start tearing ligaments left and right.But the 49ers? They'll be ready.They've already been marinating in the electromagnetic soup for years.Wake up.
>>158062981Bryce Young >>>>>>Brock Purdy>>>>>>>>>>>>Stafford
So are the raiders good? They just lost to a better team?
>>158063099>typo in the browns' owner's nameThat team really can't do anything correctly.
>>158063102I think so too. Because she’s not pregnant like Ciara and Hailee were immediately after the wedding.
>>158061215>this horrific career altering injury brought to you by Pfizer>don't forget your monthly covid booster goyim
Can the AFC stop being dogshit? I don't want to face >them again. Putting all my stocks in the Jags rn because no way in hell am I trusting the Bills or Broncos to not choke
>>158063117Good catch it predates that but is up to date outside of that
/nfl/ is the best sport because there is actual parity. The way the cap and draft works, any team, no matter how hopeless, is literally one or two offseasons away from being a thing. It's awesome to see Carolina backing up last season with competitive football. This shit doesn't happen to the Carolinas of other sports.
>>158063099>Mark DavisWasn't this guy sitting at half a billion just before he told Oakland to go fuck itself? I know its been a few years already but with all the loans and investments he put into the Vegas deal, how did he manage to break 10-digits?
>>158063020Yeah, Manning didn't sit out. Neither did Marino, Aikman, Elway. But those are HOFers. However Luck didn't sit out and neither did Wilson or Newton. If sitting out made better QBs the entire league would do it. There are thousands of QB who sat and did learn shit. Sure bad coaches can really fuck shit up but some guys have it and some don't. The guys that don't probably aren't going to turn into the next Darnold, Cousins, etc. Just look at Love. The Packers look like fucking idiots now for giving him all that money.
>>158063133Heyyyyyyy
>>158063139>This shit doesn't happen to the Carolinas of other sports.The Canes just won the cup 3 months ago, retard.
>>158063119How'd they know? Who warned them?
>>158063139the hurricanes just won the stanley cup
>>158063136Also technically wrong on the Bears, as Virginia has been dead for a year and a half.
>>158063133Just accept it, bro. It's us and them again. It has to be this way.
Andy Reid has coached the Chiefs for 13 seasons. In those 13 seasons they have won the Super Bowl only 3 times. A 3-10 record is pretty shitty
After all I guess Goff was just a Goofball...
>>158063133It's gonna be 49ers vs Raiders in SoFi for the super bowl this season
>>158063090Lions are under the genus panthera, as are tigers and jaguars.
>>158063119>legit made me scared of the futuregod damn what a shitpost, I relinquish todays efforts to you good sir
>>158063133>Broncosthey're not even making playoffs
>>158063143>The Packers look like fucking idiots now for giving him all that money.Indeed they do.
Is Lamar done?
>>158063124Speaking of which why the FUCK is Gronk's girlfriend not pregnant yet, they've been together for like 8 years. What are they waiting for? They owe the white race at least a dozen children
>>158063143>If sitting out made better QBs the entire league would do it.If it was up to the GMs they would always do it but alot of times the billionaire owner that is clueless about football wants to see their first round pick QB play right away.
Imagine the Panthers with a healthy defense or a non shit OL
>>158063175His sperm is more retarded than he is.
My emo ravens won today! <3
>>158063153>>158063151>The Canes just won the cup 3 months ago, retard.The Canes aren't the Carolinas of other sports, an example of an Carolina of another sport would be the Magic from the NBA
>>158063133The only way out is through
>>158063175Gronk is secrelty a tranny cross dresser, guys like that have a fetish for control
>>158062680He said a healthy niners team
>>158063187Then phrase your posts better next time, retard.
>>158062840They sat him a few years backHell he only started again cause Andy Dalton injured his hand in a car crash
Herbert just needs a better succubus
>>158063099how can some of these guys be worth less than 10 bil when an nfl franchise is probably worth around that much?
>>158063153>>158063151>hockeyI said sport. And by sport I mean football, baseball, basketball, golf, and a 3500lb stock car ripping the walls at Darlington. Tennis is borderline.
>>158063170harrison smith laying on the ground for the whole clip gets me every time
>>158063195Im not that anon.I understood the point he made completely, sorry you're illiterate.
It's a real shame LA's favorite football team lost today but they did play the Chiefs very well
>>158063185By losing lameme? Yeah, I guess they did win.
>>158063024>he play bad defenses!!!So whats he supposed to do against them?Throw 10/23 110?
Picture yourself in January 2024>Bryce Young is getting MVP chants>CJ Stroud is 0-4Do you believe me?
Can we stop talking about mahomes? Stafford is obviously a better qb and would have more rings if his defense wasn't garbage everytime they start the playoffs.
>>158063143they would do it in an ideal world but this is the real world with a ton of external pressure and forces that push you off the correct path. We have literal known project players being picked top 10 and tossed in 2 years when it was known they were projects to begin with
This was a fun weekend
>>158063214Both shit
>>158063193>excuses for being perpetual chokersKnew this placed sucked off shanny but damn this is exceptional
>>158063203Me too. Harry wants INT #40 so fuckin' bad.
>>158063218Bengals fans were seething abt the league being rigged (Lol they always do) after losing to the jags
>>158063214I'm just happy I can laugh at Stroud
>>158063218Double Catb Owl was a nice treat
Kirk Cousins and Brock Purdy are tied for TD passesWe’re getting a Battle of the Bay Bowl
Detoilet spammer lost. Patrick won. My chiefs won and are undefeated unlike your shit team lmao.
Do the Texans draft Arch if they get the first overall pick?
>>158063204Because you are both retards. Retard.>>158063201backpeddaling because he got BTFO. kek. Retard.
Chiefs will win 6 games again this season and miss the playoffs don't @ me faggots
>>158063226it'll be a great day when he gets it
No hard feelings lions. Catbro alliance continues.
>>158063207The ravens write sins, not tragedies
>>158063214No, it’s totally inexplicable
>>158063214What's going on with the toxins? I haven't been watching them
>>158063235Me in the Rice jersey watching these beaners kill each other while I get fucked in the ass by my governor for being a White male in commiefornia.
Who is replacing Todd Bowles after he gets hanged from a tree next week?
>>158063235Beat the Chiefs before you try to sell me on this shit.
reminderdont run when it comesand its coming
>>158063239shant imagine being as illiterate as you are to assume "Carolinas of other sports" means he's talking about other Carolina sports teams.fuckin retarded ass open AI dead internet ahh anon chatter
>>158063239Backpeddling from what? I've never watched a hockey game. How the hell would I know your obscure fact? I'm talking about sports that matter.
>With the first overall pick of the 2027 NFL Draft, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers select: Arch Manning. Quarterback. University of Texas.
>>158063214Uhh yeah of course dude people laugh because >5-12 but he finished the end of the year strong including that 44-38 OT win over the Falcons
>>158063020purdy sat for about half a seasonhowever:>A week into training camp during the 2022 preseason, 49ers head coach Kyle Shanahan told 49ers CEO Jed York that he thought Purdy was the team's best quarterback. According to York, Shanahan told him that nevertheless they would continue to invest in Lance as the starter: "Obviously we’ve invested in Trey and Trey's doing a good job and we're going to do everything that we can. We're not going to change that. And we're not going to change our depth chart. But I think Brock will end up being our quarterback."
>>158063235the Leading passing yards leader Bryce Young clears both, however
>I could turn your McMansion into my coat closet you uppity little hussy
The chiefs reached out to Tyreek Hill's agent after today's game. Rasheed rice and Thorton both got hurt. It's happening. It's finally happening. Im so glad I picked up Tyreek hill when I did.
>>158063262>>158063260I'll just take both of your seethe as my own personal W. Now, begone peasants.
>>158063255You guys saved yourself a lot of ridicule with that comeback today
>>158063249Defense has regressed, especially the secondary. Stroud is honestly playing fine and looked good with Collins back, but they still have no run game. They're kinda like the anti-Broncos where they're playing close but then fail to put the game away or have some disastrous error at the last second that leads to a loss
>>158063273>as my own personal Wnow here's an anon that always wins everything
>>158063267Pretty sure Purdy saved the front office's jobs
>>158063255You guys said this all off-season and we're embarrassed for the first month of the season. Then barely beat a shitty injured Eagles team and then come crawling back
How did the bills get shitstomped by the shitriots?
>>158063272With both Jamar chase and tee higgins getting hurt I really hope tyreek goes to concinati. Imagine when all 3 are on the field at the same time. No secondary stands a chance. That would be horrifying.
>>158063272Even when we get him he can't play for weeks. He can't be the only solution. We have to trade for someone before our next game
>>158061016>lost to a niners team that mahomes blew out twice in owl games. >same niners team you lost to also blew out by the shecocks.Maybe if you can beat mahomes week 13 but i doubt it.
Fucking hell bros just spent 30 minutes squeezing out a Bo Nix, double flusher bastard clogged my Payton and I’m almost out of Webb. Feels good to get that mass out of me.
what could go wrong
Emmanuel Wilson playing ao well today proves that jadarian price is a bust.
>>158063238Spanos wants to get revenge on the Manning family for what Eli did so they're purposely tanking to draft Arch and trading Herbert to the Rams (Stafford is retiring after this season)
>>158063292Kek. Reminder that Sean Payton promoted Webb to OC because he didn’t want him to go to get the raiders HC job
>>158063282Thanks to Steve Slowik and Brian Griese who were responsible for drafting him
>>158063288ThisAlso fire Kelvin Sheppard.
Surely the Eagles 7th different playcaller will make Hurts look elite
D'andre swift 100% lost his starting job. Monangai looks amazing.
>>158063283are Aaron Donald and Myles Garrett playing together yet?
>>158063299For some reason people are being very slow to realize how shit the Lions are, even after last season. They're being given as much leeway as if they're the Chiefs or Ravens. They never had a chance after Ben Johnson left and are rapidly regressing back to being a 2 win team
>>158063288Why cant he play immediately? Will he be ineligible?
>>158063265He finished the year with 1 passing touchdown, 1 rushing touchdown, 1 interception, and a 52 completion percentage against the Rams. He'll finish this year like he did the last by filling his diaper in the playoffs leaving Pantard fans with another excuse filled off season.
>>158063305At what point do eagles fans direct their frustration with Hurts? It feels like they're going to fire howie and sirianni and clean slate before admitting they could do way better with the pieces they have on offense that are basically being wasted similarly to the broncos with bo "bus rider" nix.
>>158063322They’re not allowed to do that because it’s racist
>>158063315He's still recovering from his injuries and is estimated to be back in November. It's fine to lock him down now but he's not the solution to losing two of our receivers
>>158063319Okay and the Rams won't even make the playoffs so have fun being wrong again sports betting monkey lmao
Raiders and their fans talked all kinds of shit to the queefs before losing their super bowl today KWAB
>>158063299Retards
>>158063322Eagles fans have a bizarre cult like obsession with him so I wouldn't count on it. I get being defensive about your QB against people who don't watch your team from week to week, but even in their 2024 run where Hurts had the best team he's ever had he never looked special and wasn't in any MVP or even All-Pro conversations
>>158063288I hope they host open tryouts so I can walk on
>>158063301>nice job completing that checkdown on 3rd and 8 Nix>just too bad the running back couldn't move the chains with three defenders draped over him I wonder when Webb finally loses his play calling duties.
>AHHHHHHHH JA'MARR, HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>158063313I think it's more the fact that the media and other talking heads either shit talk Bryce Young and the Panthers or ignore them all together. Their fragile egos can't handle being wrong about him.
>>158063328No he's ready to play. He's been posting workout videos. He's had a year to recover. Thats plenty of time. I broke my leg when I was 12 and I was up and running around full strength 2 months later. He's had more than enough time. Honestly if he still isnt back to full strength he's kind of being a whiny little bitch. It does not take 12 months for a broken bone to heal.
>>158063041This is the biggest win for cats in a decade.
>>158063342Bro thinks he's in a Disney movie
Bryce Young continues his mvp season. If he doesn't win mvp this season the whole thing is rigged.
>>158063133>>158063188After next week you won't need to worry about it.
>>158063041>>158063351
I missed the gameAre Rice and Thorton injuries considered season ending?
Post the webms. You know the ones ;)
>>158063358You made Justin Herbert look dangerous.
>>158063357Peanut oil man clears him
>>158063365>Bryce pornOk, masturbate safely
Whelp, that's a wrap for /NFL/ until next Sunday. May God watch over everyone.
>>158063360Rice tweaked his hammy so will probably be back after the bye
>>158063365
>>158063373What about MNF and TNF?
>>158063366That's not true, the refs did that.
Who's more successful this season, Walker without Mahomes or Mahomes without Walker? There's your MVP
>>158063375Oh even thorton injury isnt that bad
>>158063376>31 other teams let the Chiefs get WalkerWhy? There's plenty of other teams with shit run games including two of their division rivals, they couldn't just pay up?
>>158063382KWABI heard there was a botched punt return
>>158063382Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek big stinky herbie still winless mmmhmmmmmm 'fraid so
>>158063393Mahomes without walker
>>158063382kek
>>158063393>MVP
>>158063395Keep in mind he was a free agent and had his own choice, we were an attractive destination
>>158061502My >gnats have already far, far exceeded my expectations.
>>158063415Doing this and still destroying the other team afterward is based
>>158063415DANIEL JONES JUST FUMBLED THE BALL AGAIN!
Should I trade Jermiyah Love and Pickens for Devonta smith and omarion hampton in fantasy?
>>158061502Swap the rammies and panties
>>158063421
New>>158063426>>158063426>>158063426
>>158063412Gotta be a gut punch to have Dart go down early while every other NFCE team looks like complete shit (or ravaged by injury in the Commies case). Ninex2 might genuinely lead the Gnats to a playoff spot with how ass the rest of the division iis
>>1580615023 of those teams at the bottom make absolutely no damn sensegotta make sure the fins never draft first ever again, i suppose
>>158061502The bills are not suspect. They are elite as fuck
>>158061502Panthers are not mid. They're going to make a deep playoff run this year
>>158063423I would.
