Kek Raidstinkies
Seahawks won that game and will win next week's game too.
>>158063421
now that the undercard is done we can talk about the main event that the entire world is about to witness
CHIEFS
Rangzhttps://youtu.be/ao5vqJre-xQ?si=jEnzqtOaRQk9AlHR
Rest in Peace Cooper. This beer is for you
now that the dust has settled
>>158063428Many are saying this
Tyler Huntley is a temu version of Lameme, prove me wrong
>>158063421Who are these temu kardashians?
>>158063454>>158063455What the deuce?
>>158063443I DEMAND AN APOLOGY FROM ALL TOXIN FANS
So Wions corners basically got plonked the entire game?
>>158063455They could buy the Kardashians and put them to work running their instagrams
>>158063443>fell for the osu meme
>>158063443>>158063461Shough's Fough and Sough aura mogs bryce bigly
>>158063469He would be a Raiders fan.
>>158063443they're kinda on the same level. Bryce's team has been more supportive to his skillset though, despite the unfortunate injuries, and he seems to handle adversity better. The texans have basically punted on offensive infrastructure and stroud is kinda getting that shell shocked vibe and he has a big ego that's gonna screw him in the long run
>>158063476>he would be a fan of whatever his jewish handlers told him tocool
Reminder
>>158063469something downright peculiar about this buck
>>1580634432 guys whose teams play no fuckin' defense
>>158063464>They"They" don't control the money, retard.
The AFC East is going to be a really tight race this year. That said neither team is making post season noise. Buffalo is about to get a splash of cold water that they need to rebuild and New England is still in their rebuild they just somehow wound up at the Superbowl last yearI have literally no idea why people were high on the Bills because of wins against the Texans, Chargers, and Lions. Those teams are 0-4, 0-4, and 2-2. Josh "The Schedule" Allen looked great, but was it anymore impressive than Maye crushing teams like the 2025 Titans and Giants?
>>158063488>burrs>3-1 and greattop zozzle
>>158063476He was.
>>158063503Neither of these shit team's QBs is going to survive Flores.
>>158063507no he wasnt lol
>>158063507Thought so
>>158063503Bad bait. The pats get gaped next week.
>>158063513The worst 4-0 team I've ever seen
>>158063521But you HAVE seen them.
>>158063514
Raiders are making the playoffs, I think.
>>158063528kek
That biggest thing about the evil ass cursed playoff bracket that's been pretty much ruled out is that the Packers and Buccaneers likely aren't making it at all, who should replace them?Keep in mind this isn't an actual prediction it's meant to imagine the least fun and most annoying post season possible
>>158063539The Raiders have a better chance of making the playoffs than the Broncos
>>158063528Pictured: Local rap artist Tupac signs autographs for fans of a team only retards cheer for.
>>158063542ain't playing a 0.250 schedule this year
>>158063547but enough about Duke
>>158063539If Mendoza pans out that division is just going to be Chiefs vs Raiders for the next ten years. Raiders should be excited. and Herbert should be asking for a trade
SUPER BOWL TEAMS31Kansas City4-0 1.000 4.0 .463 Won 432Minnesota4-0 1.000 4.0 .470 Won 4
>>158063554???
Damn. Why didn't the Seahawks dig down and try to keep this guy?
Man, fuck the PackersI fucking hate those guys
>>158063562google AI search, "which QB is nicknamed 'the schedule'?"
>>158063564That was after Thornton went down, K9 looked pretty affected
>>158063547
>>158063528that's an edit, here's the original
>>158063568Did you just completely ignore the post? I'm not saying the Patriots make the Superbowl I'm trying to put the most annoying and unfun imaginable bracket together
Drake Maye spiritually had 3 TDs and only 1 turnover
>>158063573do better
>>158063564running backs are easily replaceable if you aren't incompetent. Hell look at seatle; they're just throwing shit at a wall and it's working out so far
>>158063568Have you been drinking Anon
>>158063567>FUCK THE PACKERShttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/erujgteRYRg
>>158063571Kek
>>158063574He had a good gameLet's see if he can do that a few more times or if he's gonna be too inconsistent to build around>>158063578I know they're obsessed with brand image but I want the uncensored version of this so bad
>>158063567Next week is a win for me either way.
>>158063574all I can hear when watching him play is Chris Berman going "whoop"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WY8UnOxnTY
>>158063576>they're just throwing shit at a wallanon thats very insensitive to their new owner
>>158063547https://www.reddit.com/r/Tupac/s/6wTcOXsGJ3
>>158063576>Hell look at seatle; they're just throwing shit at a wall and it's working out so farNo, it isn't. But congrats on figuring out how to use a semi-colon
>>158063575Well it clearly annoyed you kek
>>158063568I'd rather not
>Caleb please can you play this week? You're our starting Quarterback you're supposed to play every g-ACK!
>>158063587>redditkys, faggot.
Choofs took a play out of the Iggles book. Acquire a great RB, let him run you to the SB. Well played.
Can someone post the Josh Allen circle
>>158063589
>>158063592Madden curse strikes again
League MVP this year, btw.
>>158063593IAYC
>>158063503>Josh "The Schedule" Allen looked greatHe looked ass against the Chargers lol
>>158063603>i ate your cumgross
>>158063603>i ate your cumWhat did she mean by this?
The Bears are the only impressive win the Vikings have hadTheir offense is atrocious and Kyler is not the answer, the Saints might beat them just because they can actually fight back unlike Dolphins, Bucs, and Packers
>>158063606Ironic :)
>>158063605nice try, I bet you also try to redefine TDS
These retards actually believe Tupac would be a Rams fanLol
>>158063608I don't understand why they don't just put in Wentz
>>158063607>>158063609
>>158063608Unless nawwwwwlins gets another hurricane in the next day or two and the NFL has pretend to have sympathy for that swamp shit hole again, the taints are not beating the Kangz.
>>158063606>>158063607sameposter, kys
>>158063612Did the Patriots win mindbreak everyone in BuffaloIt's week 4 dude there's a whole season left lol get over it
is the league really going to rig it for the Chiefs again?
>>158063613Pac was born and partially raised in New York
>>158063620see >>158063612
>>158063435She cute
>>158063620You'd think buffalo fans would be used to losing to the pats, but then again, have most of them been around since the TB12 days?
>>158063623they're trying to rig the Chiefs out of the playoffs but it's not working
>>158063623They're definitely making it to the post season this schedule is absurdly stacked for easy wins in a row
>>158063574>embarrassed by the jags>competent against the billswhat's the deal with this guy?
The Chargers are 0-4
>>158063625Are you so hammered you didn't realize I'm replying to the post you're pointing me to
>>158063624This motherfucker had more jerseys than Shannon, The Hockey Guy has now.
concussions (1 week injury)>multiple rule changes>new mandatory helmet tech>guardian caps introduced >massive funding from NFL to prevent CTE>a literal hollywood film released to “spread awareness”>now barely even happen anymore, maybe 1-2 per weekgruesome, life altering and career shortening broken legs/ankles (8+ month injury)*crickets despite 3+ a week happening)
>>158063630Buffalo will never get used to losing. They will always win exactly enough to have hope and nothing more than that
>>158063623Vikings-Jaguars Superbowl it seems
>>158063634The Jaguars are a dramatically better team who could go to the Superbowl this yearBuffalo is mid rebuild Maye still had an insanely bad game but the Bills are a way easier win
>>158063644 jyuzchek and thorton both had career enders within 30 mins of each other.
>>158063635It's better this way. It was never gonna work out for them. Best to finally reveal what everyone has been able to see for years now.
>>158063632>Don't score TDs>Still winBased
>>158063647Vikings might not make the playoffsEarly season success against top five pick teams doesn't really mean anything
:)
>>158063639seriously bro gave less than a flying fuck about sports man lol imagine tying your confidence to a rapper chasing trends
>>158063633Why did they get a cupcake schedule and a week 5 bye the season after their $500M qb got a late-season ACL tear?
>>158063644nfl has gone way too far to prevent concussions that everyone just hits low now. i bet we’ll see the meta shift to more sliding or going to the ground soon.
>>158063656Most people in New England could not point to Buffalo on a map and you're spending your weekend obsessing over a quarterback who beat you despite having an unimpressive performance
>>158063655Oh yea?*farts in your mouth*Wanna say that again?
>>158063659so they could make the playoffs easily
>>158063656Pass yards are a WR stat.
>>158063659It's impossible to say
>>158063421feet
Drake Maye sucks, Josh Allen sucks, Pat Mahomes is eternal
>>158063635>mike mcdaniel thought herbert would be his ticket to another hc gig>offense looks completely dysfunctional and somehow the worst the herbert chargers have ever looked, even the greg roman era put out a better productIt's honestly mind boggling how bad they look, was bahamaanon right all along?
>>158063663Why though?
>>158063661What are you going on about schizo? Nobody mentioned them.
>>158063664Be fair Maye had an awful game against the Jaguars that should set him back statistically by a ton no matter whatBut the week 1 drops were so bad. Seems like him and Doubs are clicking though
>>1580636739ers chiefs rematch where Mahomes and Kelce get to 'prove the haters wrong' excellent story line, very sellable and safe
>>158063678Still alive baby!(Barely)
>>158063612Is this a bot just autoreplying to everyone that says the schedule or is anon just illiterate
>>158063635But they nearly made a game of it!
>>158063685Patriots are the most hated team on the general (Which is fair) so I wouldn't be surprised if people set up bots to post Maye interception webms and stuff when people start talking about them
>>158063681>sellableWhy do you say that like the NFL is a for-profit organization?
>>158063503AFCE is literally two retards again and the Bills/Patriots. at what point does it hurt the NFL to say "alright ross and woody, sell your teams if you dont want to create winning teams"
>>158063693who's gonna tell him?
Will the Texans be the first 0-4 team to make the playoffs?
>>158063692>Patriots are the most hated team on the generalLeast delusional queefie award
>>158063644nfl wants us to think concussions are the worst kind of injurywhy? i dont know. they heal on their own in a week or two. only dangerous when you have 10+. but they want us to think 1 concussion is worse than 3 leg snaps
>>158063696The NFL will never ever ever force a team owner to sell unless he's actively being convicted of crimes or somethingIf there's a mechanism for forcing sale due to lack of team performance, every single franchise in the league decreases in value because a potential buyer has to consider that risk Why would the NFL, an organization who is run by the people who benefit from that value, EVER want that?
>>158063681Least mindbroken Chiefs anti schizo
>>1580636991992 Chargers made the 'offs after an 0-4 start dumbass fucking faggot shit eyes mongrel
>>158063696the only thing that can cause an owner to sell is active crime or death or ego, the badge can't do shit otherwise cause these teams make money nearly every year regardless
>lameme in a walking bootclassic, what retarded franchise gives him a big contract next year?
>>158063633>no good teams until week 16Insane
Imagine how funny it would be if the Texans lost to the Titans
>>158063708woody and stephen ross are easily the worst owners in the sport. both the jets and dolphins don't even field competitive teams at all, they just exist to fill the void of 32 teams. A serious league would've told them to fuck off and sell. You seriously are convincing idiots that Malik Willis is an actual QB? It's embarrassing to the league.
>>158063710without looking at google next time Kiwi
>>158063709these are just realistic expectations if their team is healthy and winning, you know it I know it
>>158063724You're confusing "This is something I don't like" with "This is something that they should stop doing"
>>158063725They talked about it on First Things First which is the greatest show on television
>>158063723I have CJ Stroud fatigue
>>158063727The Chiefs lost two major contributors today and won because of an interception against a team who isn't making the playoffsShould we be impressed by the Chargers or Colts win instead?
>>158063729BasedRams run the League
>>158063721Based divisional bantz by NiniepacosIt's cute when they get all excited
First place in the NFC East for the first time since Coughlin was our coach
Is David Bailey the worst "edge" rusher ever taken in the top 5 this past decade? I was thinking Walker was pretty bad but Bailey has been a complete ghost.
If the Niners make the Owl it needs to be the Chiefs they face so Purdy can get revenge.
>>158063743>Giants are in first place of the NFC EastJeez how shit is that division?
so the buccs are going winless, right?
>its the "/nfl/ loves the Niners more than their own team" episodewhats with this? is the rest of the league simply throwing in the towel?
>>158063659>seahawks>rasm>bills>49ers>cupcake
>>158063748Kayvon Thibodeaux was fifth overall and he's average at best
>>158063731That's true I remember them saying that Thursday because they didn't work Friday.
every season things just get weirder
>>158063759My injured nines bout to go on a losing streak. Can you guys please stop overating my team?
>>158063748Abdul Carter didn't do shit for most of last year it wasn't until the 2nd half of the season he turned it on. Can't judge a rookie after 4 games
>>158063659Because it's rigged dude. You figured it outOh also because schedule is determined by your placement in the division the previous season, so the Chiefs have a third place schedule this year. But other than that, you cracked the code
>rewatching that 4th quarter against the Eaglesi will never talk shit about McVay if he coaches with that level of passion again. Please never make me see the special teams unit trot out bachman again. and Mevis is a fat fuck
>>158063769no /nfl/ needs niner cock like Madison Beer needs to see herbie lose
>>158063769>>158063759Nanners never lose in Seattle except playoffs.
Just gonna say this, if the Panthers make the playoffs, and get most of their injured guys back, everybody better watch out
>>158063782*SLURRRRRRPPPPPPP*mmmmhmmm yes that niner cock tastes so good
Way too early week 5 predictions>assumptions>Saints win tomorrow>Lamar Jackson is out next week
>>158063787Ball knowers know. Young is clearly elite now.
>sees her boyfriend fall to 0-4 and gets the ickHow much longer will their relationship last?
>>158063796How many seasons of the Lions clearly regressing do you think it will take before there's a clicking sound in your head and you stop picking them to win games?
>>158063804Wait until he gets traded to Minnesota
Can we start calling this scramble drill a Purdyesian play?
Other than my team winning, Mcbride pointing out to that ref that he was clearly caught on camera cursing at him, was the most based thing I saw this week. I fear he will incur the wrath of the zebra going forward though...
>>158063787canales somehow got a very good squad. now if you had a better defense more people would take them seriously. I still think it was incredible watching Young take that next step every year
thinking about New Zealand bussy
What were the Ravens thinking letting Jordan Stout walk in free agency?
>>158063810cmon now, its the Cardinals
>>158063813>SCHHHHLURRRRPPPPPPPPlove me some 49ers cock
>>158063820I'm not taking the Lions over a team that can beat the Chargers
The Bears got the two best rookie DBs in this draft. How does that make you feel?
>>158063825but...the Lions can beat the Chargers too....
>>158063827Sid the sloth lookin ass
>>158063818>hurr durr it's only the punter>hurr durr punts are bad because it means the drive failedHaving an All-Pro punter who can flip the field and pin the other team back towards their own goalline is a massive advantage but only if you know ball.
>>158063816>surround struggling QB with an oline that isn't historically bad and some decent weapons>he starts playing well and progressively gets betterWhy don't other GMs do this? I think people have forgotten just how bleak of a situation Bryce was drafted into, 80 year old Adam Thielen was by far his best receiver in his first two years
>>158063804I knew she was over when I saw that clip of them being lovey dovey on the practice field Line test never lies btw
>>158063827shark tale lookin mother fucker
>>158063827>muhammadanother H1B taking a job from an honest American. shame
>>158063825>I'm not taking the Lions over a team that can beat a literal bottom 3 team
>>158063818Eric DeCosta is bald and therefore his brain has less protection from gay plonked thoughts about roster construction
>>158063513>zero (0) TDs against the 2026 dolphins
>>158063792Jed York thought it was this easy and look where he ended up.
>>158063833>draft young QB>draft line>choose a decent offensive coordinator who isn't over the age of 45>get a wide receiver>get a good TEsome franchises simply CANNOT understand this very simple blueprint!
>>158063841Flores doesn't run the offense retardbro.
>>158063837kek
Why are there multiple teams this year that basically have non existent defences? The lions may be a contender for the worst defensive unit in the last 20 yearsIs this what peak nfl looks like according to goydell?
>>158063830No they can't lmao>>158063839Don't be so reactionary, the Chargers are still a top 15 team at worst. They have a brutal schedule
>Justin JeffersonSo we are all in agreement that Griddy man is washed the fuck up right?
>>158063850Bills, Choofs, Denver, who else?
it gets to a point where we need relegation talks
>>158063854Denvers offense is far worse. Their defense just needs to learn how to tackle
>>158063851They're 0-4 and Justin Herbert especially looks like shit. They are NOT a top 15 team. Stop referring to preseason power rankings and open your fucking eyes.
>>158063854Chiefs have an elite defense
I'eve said it before and I'll say it again.Dustin Wolf is absolute dogshit and as long as you insist on this ginger twink, you are not reaching the playoffs
>The teams the Bills have beat this year are a combined 2-9.
>>158063852He looked like his usual self when Wintz was in but he got injured, Nine and Kyler Murray are just fucking terrible. Speaking of elite WRs I bet JSN is missing Drew Lock right now, Darnold likes to spread the ball around for some reason while Lock just forcefed the ball to him even when other receivers were wide open
>>158063869Maybe he just cant see the puck?
>>158063859Gaped
>>158063833while mostly true, Bryce himself deserves a lot of credit. He can actually read a defense and somehow throw over the middle at his height. The average nfl qb in current year can barely do either, nevermind both. Mentally he has sped up which was one of his big problems since he used to always be like a tick late. He also navigates the pocket well without always going full scramble drill, which is another increasingly rare skill, though he can scramble drill toogo watch Kyler Murray to see a failed version of Bryce who you question if he's gotten any better at all
>>158063869>Dustin Wolfwrong genny Finnbro
>>158063867Chiefs have come down to the wire against: The ClotsThe Raiders
>>158063859The genNO experience
>>158063859The Bears had more first downs than the Jets ran offensive plays.
>>158063883Before every game you say "Chiefs are garbage, I honestly see the opponent stomping them" and then after we win you say "Broooo they almost lost to that opponent? Chiefs are garbage"Chiefs have an elite defense. Get over it.
Why don't players just hit the opposing Quarterback with a bat?
Charger finna beat the Broncos next week
my packies might set a record for most penalties in a season
>>158063859Don't let this distract you from the fact the Eagles went 0-12 on third down and passed for 96 yards today.
>>158063881his progression against the rams in the regular season and WC last year was insane. I was actually sweating bullets watching him sling the ball to Coker and McMillan (btw Tet is a top tier WR, he's gonna be top10 eventually)
>Win SB>Followed by having the league's worst offense 2 seasons in a rowhaha my Eagles are so silly!
>>158063887Seems like they give up a lot of yards and points to me.
>>158063881Bryce was always billed as an elite processor, the next drew brees except more mobile. He is starting to look that way.
>>158063875Wasnt his best years with Kirko? If im JJ im seething, and will be asking for a trade.
>>158063895and the rams should've been able to beat them without needing a lot of things to fold their way. eagles look bad. they also look like they didn't expect Saquan to regress and their line to actually get worse.
>>158063899The only two opponents they've given up "a lot of yards and points" to are the Colts and Raiders who both have great offenses. It's the NFL, there's a lot of parity and close games happen.Two things to keep in mind:Something to keep in mind, is Spags defense is notoriously hard to learn and most of our defense are rookies and sophomores. They'll get better as the season goes on.
>>158063894not if my rammies get there first
>>158063912Puka says this shit and the rams are instantly penalized for the smallest of infractions. I smell the bullshit
>>158063909>who both have great offenses>kirk cousins >daniel jones>great offensesLol
>>158063909>the Colts and Raiders who both have great offenses
>>158063920Yep. I know you wanna do your routine where you discount everybody the Chiefs beat, but yes, correct. The Colts and Raiders have dangerous offenses
>>158063927One reply at a time
>>158063917It's funny because he's 100% correct and the refs are only proving him right.Speaking of refball that Bears Jets game was a fucking nightmare, it wasn't even biased for or against one team. It was just constant shitty call after shitty call after booth review after fucked up whistle. Miserable to watch, that ref crew should all be shot.
>>158063909>Queefs are now trying to hype the shitty raiders so they can call it a good winkwab
>>158063927Kirk Cousins leads the AFC in TD passes
Puka Nacua will be a Kansas City Chief next season
>>158063935Uh huh
>>158063832I'm gonna cry so much when Logan Cooke either retires or gets cut. He has been an absolute blessing.
>>158063832Anyone that doesn't love a good punt is low IQ.
>>158063933i was watching it and yeah that crew was terrible (and so was the booth), but good riddance were the Jets terrible. They spent an entire quarter chasing the Bears run game. They couldn't even get the ball at all. I can understand it if the Jets were bad but they have been atrocious at stopping the run. Even with that, three picks were wiped for some really tacky calls. Its an easy Bears win unfortunately, but the NFL is happy. >>158063832A good punter goes a long way, and so does a good kick returner.
>>158063951>good riddanceAre you drunk
I'm a seriously stinky boy right now. Who wants to lather me up in the shower?
>>158063917>blindside block on Pukangl half those flags in the Iggles game were completely made up, just like the bumcos game. not going any further cause the usual crowd will shift to "muh 2018 NFCCG" and excuse the reffies for poor biased preformance
2026 NBA Finals2026 NHL Finals2026 World Series2026 World Cup2026 US Open2026 PGA Championship2026 Daytona 5002026 Kentucky DerbySuper Bowl MCMLXXXVIXMCLVXIVWait, let me call up my 2000 year old Roman uncle for a translation... Ahh.. He says that is Super Bowl 75. Okay, great. There have been 75 super bowls. So what? No one cares how many Super Bowls there have been. It is completely irrelevant how many there have been. What matters is what year it was played.So.. what year was Super Bowl 75? Wait.. let me look up the first Super Bowl to find the year it was played in. Then let me add 74 to that year. Okay, so, I think I know what year Super Bowl 75 was played in. I could be off by a year because math and other reasons. But, you know what would make the most common sense? Here's an idea... just call it the fucking 2026 Super Bowl, you dizzy pretentious bimbos.
>17 minutes What the fuck?
>>158063959that was extremely bad also. didn't like that call, but the rams just got fucked. the broncos game was more egregious anyways given that Wallace actually had the right call taken away. glad puka is back at least. team badly needed him back. tae though, he had a super uncharacteristic game with drops.
>>158063929>The Colts and Raiders have dangerous offenses>Le Johnathan Taylor man>Le Brock Bowers manyou cant be serious
>>158063963The jets only had 45 seconds of possession in total in the 4th quarter Actual insanity
>>158063963Kek
>>158063966Ok
>>158063936I rest my case.
>>158063942I remember squaring up with titans players last season. He's so based.
>>158063970#NiggerExcellence
>>158063973Did you photograph your desktop with a mobile phone from 2006
I hate Filthy for giving the "Super Team" hopeThey should've been 1-3 but your dumbass HC fucked it up
We might win the division Kangzbros...
>>158063973I still refuse to believe the raiders are legit. I just can't do it.
>>158063973All these tier makers rating the Ravens so high have not watched any of their games
>>158063973The Toxins deserve so much more scrutiny that they just won't get because everyone assumes they're Cardinals tier every year, which is directionally correct but not this year.
>>158063985Nobody is calling the rams a superteam right now. You want to be mad? Be mad at the Eagles for continuing to stab themselves in the foot with stupid moves. and Lemon looks mediocre as well
Any guesses on what week he'll be back? I heard they popped his foot back on in Vegas and he's flying home with the team so maybe it's not as gruesome as it looks.
>>158063965>tae though, he had a super uncharacteristic game with drops.didnt mind it, he did carry the offense for a few games, he deserves some slack especially since today was mostly due to stafford shitting the bed. he gave the best CB in the league FITS last week, dont think that could have carried over well into another good CB room with Mitchell and Dejean.
>>158063979>Todd Bowles>DeMeco Ryans>Aaron GlennLmao they are all on the hot seat right now. What will the NFL do if every single remaining black head NFL coach gets fired? Beg Mike Tomlin to come back?
>>158063997Unfortunately for Lemon he plays in the middle of the field which should be self explanatory
>0-4Coach Todd Bowel Movement
>>158064002Didnt this happen to Skattebo last season? He was out for the season.
>>158063990thisI know Kubiak is working devil magic over there but the Gaydurrs have been historically bad for most of my adult lifejust wont believe it until I see them win a playoff game, and even THEN....
>>158063462>So Wions corners basically got plonked the entire game?The Lions D-line was getting penetration and collapsing the pocket but because the Panthers WRs were WIDE FUCKING OPEN ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME, Bryce Young could easily make literally every pass.The Lions overall defense in these first four games is actually _worse_ then the 2008 team that went 0-16...
>>158063965>>158064003JSN also did this today.
>>158064007the NFL creating the rooney rule is the gayest shit ever. Now you have people crying if you don't hire a black coach and nearly every black coach sucks besides Minecraft Mike, and I doubt that he even comes back. Let him enjoy retirement, that man dealt with some toxic locker rooms anyways. >>158064003worried about the Bills game. That one scares me. If the Rams end up like 3-2 after this, then we just keep trucking. My hope is that this game is a wake up call for mcvay and snead, but also everyone else. you got away with the eagles being retarded and injured.
>>158063946Punting makes Analyticsfags seethe endlessly which is how we got the nuNFL's culture of hurr durr just go for it on fourth down all the time lmao
>>158064014Lemon should've been a ram and simpson would've been a better eagle. i want to like simpson but lemon would've been *the* pick.
The March for Arch continues! Who do you got between the chargers, Bucs, and Texans?
realistically, who is going to beat the niner?
If the 49ers give Mahomes another ring....
>>158064049You know who!
What's next for him?
>>158064049>Leave the 49ers to me
>>158064053I will suck Shanny's cock every day until I die. Go Chiefs.
>>158064060>*ominous buzzing intensifies*
>>158064057Krankor was defeated by the prince of space today.
Broncos removing Davis Webb from playcalling to Sean Payton
>>158064057why did he turn into a piece of broccoli?
He had just visited Kansas city Missouri
>>158064035very unfair to the NYG imho
>>158063991I hope Lamar doesn't miss much time, B-More bro. He and Henry are always fun to watch, at least.
>>158064073You expect us to talk?
>>158063991Miss Harbaugh yet?
>>158064027>worried about the Bills game. That one scares me.Bills dont have legit wideouts and their Defense isnt that great. Josh Allen can only do so much. Rams have beaten them before, it will be a good game. Im hoping Watson can suit up next week to take pressure off Lake and McDuffie. Byron Young is going to buckbreak Allens bussy if Donald plays>you got away with the eagles being retarded and injured.yeah thegoal line drive late in the 4th was unprecedented, I dont think I've ever seen a team willingly throw a game like that in quite some time. but Rams are missing players too and couldnt go 13 like we normally do, its why the offense struggled for so long >My hope is that this game is a wake up call for mcvay and snead, but also everyone elseits funny that everyone laughed at McVay for holding a team meeting late in the 4th, but nobody was laughing when they scored 14 unanswered after that.
>>158063994It's crazy how many people in the media and elsewhere I heard over the off season forget the Texans didn't even win their division last year as they almost unanimously predicted them to do it this year. That defense was just too good.
>>158064080You're probably right, I should have had them in the tier above. I was mostly thinking about with Jameis but obviously with Dart they might have done something
>>158063991Ive seen enough of the Gayvens. Trade Lemur to the Dolphins, and go get Arch.
>>158064086Thank you>>158064093Not at all, but we may have made a mistake by not hiring Klint Kubiak
>>158063443Will Levis is better
the seahawks got 150 yards in penalties and the rams fans are crying about the refsclassic
>>158064101It was a mirage defense propped up by Josh Allen having a melty in Houston as was tradition until this year (but almost was anyway)
>>158064115earned 'em>but not that bullshit roughing the passer on a perfect tackle
>>158064099What worries me about the Rams is that their absolute hatred of the run game now. You have Kyren and Corum, use them. If anything just start getting them involved in passing. You're gonna make Stafford chopped liver at some point. Uncharacteristic stafford aside, Buffalo is the last of the really tough games before they play the Chiefs. No I won't overlook the Raiders, but I think the schedule softens up at least. Knock on wood.. Get healthy and find ways to win. And maybe tell Mevis/Evans to get fucked as well.
>>158064118Allen should have two losses in four games in which he threw a game-ending INT
>>158064123at least 2 of those unnecessary roughness were highly questionable
how'd your fantasy team do anon?
>>1580641373-0 this week, which brings me to 4-0, 3-1, and 1-3. I guess I'm takin' what they're givin'.
>>1580641370.06? How is this shit scored?
>>158064115>MY team played sloppy football against a storm drain so that means you CANT complainwhats with this victim complex lil bro?
>>158064149Probably .04 points per passing yard for QBs (translates to 1 point per 25 passing yards - pretty standard but allows for more precise calculations/scores).
>>158064136I thought there was no way they could be worse than the 10am game in DC but boy was I wrong.
>>158064151The Iggles are the storm drain team. Chorgers played their best ball all year.
nobody cares about your fantasy team, just shut the fuck up
rough day for cakeslet patriots give drake maye some confidencechiefies look unstoppable
>>158064158Kek McVay looks like he knew he fucked up
>>158064163>chiefies look unstoppableThey look as stoppable as ever but they have a piss easy schedule until they play the NFCW teams.
What can be done about this individual
>>158064163>chiefies look unstoppabletaken to the max by the colts and raiders is unstoppable to you?
>>158064151thats not at all what is happening. you guys cry about the refs incessantly and thats a fact
>>158064153Oh. I havent played fantasy football in years
>>158064169Put the Jags defense in front of him.
>fantasy
>>158064167raiders are good
>>158064169Just tackle him hard a few times and he’ll be out half the year
>>158064162I was going to argue with you, but I realize I don't even care about my fake teams.
>>158064163>chiefies look unstoppableBrave in /nfl/ bravo free-thinking chadPrepare yourself for seethe
>>158064169Tackle him
>>158064127>What worries me about the Rams is that their absolute hatred of the run game nowyou say this but throw shit at your TV when Kyren fumbles from overuse and Corum drops another wide open pass. Kyren has been lights out but thats no reason to completely abandon the rest of your team. Rams have plenty of playmakers and we need to make sure we Keep our pseudo bell cow healthy because lord help us if he goes down.>You're gonna make Stafford chopped liver at some point. Id argue Stafford is doing a pretty good job of that on his own; if anything hes the weakest link in the Offense right now and needs to step his game up.>No I won't overlook the RaidersI will. Gaydurrs are going to get crushed. they arent a serious football team. /nfl/ just loves to suck off pre salary cap owl winners for some reason>Get healthy and find ways to winthis, Myles with this D line will be an absolute nightmare like we all predicted, we just have to get there.
Will "The Fourth" Reichard.
>Tony Khan is going to have a Superbowl ring soonHow does this make you feel?
>>158064183But they're trying
>>158064189correct. lets just see how next week goes. MNF round 2 against a NY team.
>>158064198He's pretty embarrassing and lame, but God damn if he doesn't love the Jags. He's just like me fr...
>>158064199No
>>158064178They are not. If Kubiak was good he would have won, but he's a JSN bab mmhmmmm 'fraid so!
>>158064035>Raiders above the Panthers
Jags and panthers won their cat bowls but they arent playing each other so we wont know who the true champion cat team is
>Chiefies really think K9 had a greased up deaf guy mode that the Seahawks forgot to ever useTWO MORE WEEKS CHIEFIES
>>158063488Burrs and gayders need to drop otherwise looks good
>>158064035I don’t understand why people keep giving the bangles respect
>>158064222>they arent playing each otherThey aren't playing each other until February*.
1 Kenneth Walker III Kansas City Chiefs 537 yards2 James Cook Buffalo Bills 421 yards3 Derrick Henry Baltimore Ravens 374 yards4 Jonathan Taylor Indianapolis Colts 353 yards4 (t) Jahmyr Gibbs Detroit Lions 353 yards6 Bijan Robinson Atlanta Falcons 349 yards
>>158064222panthers are just black jaguars
>>158064231I wish>>158064235What are you a fucking cat expert
>>158064222>>158064231If this happened would Goodell be pissed about 2 small marker shitters in the owl or would he be happy about 2 first round pick QBs in the owl?
>>158064222It's alright, they'll play each other in the Owl
>>158064230Because they have a defense and they always start seasons slow. The reason they've been missing the playoffs these past couple years is because they had no defense. Give Burrow a defense in winter and the only team capable of stopping him is the ChiefsA lot of confusion arises when people see rankings as only responding to current results, but they're intended to be projections
Reminder Youngcuck Lakeshow is a selfhating Mexican that was raped by cholos
>>158063525Kek
Nick “Trvke” Wright strikes again
>>158064241>Because they have a defenseLet's not go crazy here. They have more of one than the Lions, sure, but not everyone is going to be a retard and fumble 4 times like Baker.
Nobody calls him that
>>158064241>they have a defenseYou made that up
>>158064247How does he do it?
You may only reply to this post if your team is one of the ELITE with a .700 record or better==Safe this week==49ERS (at SEA)CHIEFS (BYE)VIKINGS (at NO)==In danger this week==Bills (at LAR MNF)Seahawks (vs SF)Jaguars (vs PHI)Ravens (at ATL SNF)Raiders (at NE)Bears (at GB)Browns (at NYJ)Giants (at WAS)==Applying for membership==CLOSED FOR NOW, KEEP ON WINNING OR EAT SHITeveryone else fuck off
>>158064239Small market or not, if the NFL can't sell a guaranteed first time SB winner in either team and two first overall picks that's on them. Not that I care about the ratings of the SB.
We have the worst secondary in league history and Brad Holmes is picking busts who don't get snaps over DJ Wonnum
>>158064257I remember these threads but I remember the hard years when I couldn't post in them....
>>158064226The Seahawks didn't believe in K9 identically to how Todd Haley didn't believe in Jamaal Charles and made him split carries with Thomas Jones. Exact same situation.We're unlocking more of K9's potential purely by believing he's capable of being a feature back. He also has the benefit of a much better coaching staff
>>158064257All shit teams
>>158064257Mmhmmmm das rite
>black coach>black gm>black qbWhich one of these is a bigger franchise killer?
Whatever happened to sneak and his power rankings?
The chiefs are signing ryback to fill in as wide receiver
>first tankb owl of the year is next weekWho wins? Who really wins (loses)?
>>158064277xe trooned out
>hoes are madyou love to see it
>>158064270>you can tell all this based on hair-of-our-ass wins over the colts and raiders
>>158064283>Rybitch's route tree
>>158064263you better knock the santa clara substations down a peg next week or you won't be able to reply then either
>>158064276>kiwi fansyou left out a category
>>158064276Definitely and unequivocally black coach. There's been quite a few decent black QBs and black GMs but decent black HCs basically don't exist. Mike Tomlin l, Love Smith and Jim Caldwell are the only three that have even gotten to a Superbowl in recent memory unless im just completely memoryholing someone and two of those guys had HOF Quarterbacks
>>158064295I didn't think that far ahead but it's very VERY unlikely.
>>158064304Tony Dungy
>Kiwi is talking to itself again
>>158064307is he REALLY black? seems like more of a liteskin to me.
>>158063659They didn’t make the ploffs last year which was lame because I got used to seeing the cheeky cutaways to Tay Tays drunk ass having fun
Will Reichard will kick the game winning field goal in the NFC championship and everything will be okay.
>>158064307honorary white man
>>158064304>forgetting DungyI get that he had peypey but he was a good coach by all means.
>>158064306you're at home you faggots and the $(ERS are already down like 20 players if you can't beat them now you're bitchmade for the next decade
>>158064307>>158064319Yea my bad i thought there was another i was forgetting. Dungy was great
STILL a better quarterback than the mutt : - )I know you're reading this. I own you.
>>158064320There was a brief period of magic and good feelings and success but that is long gone now and it's 1-1 for everybody in the NFCW these days.
>>158064276Racism
>>158064329I would Pipe his wife
>>158064329Don't set him off... He'll start eating everyone's ice cream
>*sniffles*
>>158064231we /1995 owl/ now
>>158064339Another goof. Its sad to see.
>>158064339unironically Goff has a hotter wife than Herbie so im sure hes okayBeer is a plastic slut which is fine for everyday gooning, but Goffie has a classic beauty that is steadfast and loyal
>>158063735The church slop gets old and annoying when the team is on a downward spiral
>>158064336You must be a chad. I can tell by how you illiterately capitalize random words. Based chad
>>158064337Ice cream?
>>158064257>==In danger this week==>Bills (at LAR MNF)W>Seahawks (vs SF)L>Jaguars (vs PHI)W>Ravens (at ATL SNF)W>Raiders (at NE)L>Bears (at GB)L>Browns (at NYJ)W>Giants (at WAS)W
>>158064350Goff has the hottest gf/wife that I know of. The ones that usually get shilled are hideous
Imagine the wild night Patty and his wife are having in Vegas right now
The Schedule only wins against shit teamsHe beat the BillsErgo…
>>158064329>wicker disco ballwhy do foids do this
>>158064339>it.. it just hurts real bad
>>158064371Patrick noooo
This shit genny is boring when my Chiefs are winning, I'm going to stick to /hoc/ and check back in IF we lose.Enjoy coping but I've seen it all at this point and there's nothing else to do but entertain the seethe of trannies. See ya
>>158064367For me? It's Matt Ryan's wife.... Mmmmmmm now that's a tasty woman
>>158064384Who does KC root for? they don't have a hockey team
>>158064356holy fucking manhands she's got bigger mitts than shrek
Which 2-2 teams do you think are going to become elite the rest of the way? Are there any?
>>158064374TRUE!
>>158064389We have the freedom to choose, I'm a Devils enjoyer.
>>158064384I don't really care about hockey but the Krakies are good? I turn them on sometimes and they're not usually good but so far they're good.
>>158064403They're doing well so far, the team they just beat up on is the worst in the league though. Too early to say for sure.You should tune in this season, it just started and it's a good time
>>158063994i refuse to believe that's the same defense from last season, something went terribly wrongif CJ stroud could have just placed replacement level football last winter they'd at least have "super bowl hangover" for the excuse this year
>>158064394Broncos and Bengals imo. AFC North is gonna be a dogfight this year. I'm genuinely excited for every intra division game this season after seeing how the first 4 weeks have played out
>>158064408I usually just watch random TNT games when it's all that's on and the playoffs. >>158064410It's mostly the same defense and they were just absurdly overrated last year because the AFC is ass. The Seahawks had no trouble with them last year and I don't think the Rammies did either.
>>158064356Patty seems to eat a lot of junk foodAlso poop
>>158064412Yeah all the divisions feel more open this year, at least through 4 weeks so far. Very fun, makes for good redzone viewing.
>>158064219>NFCS team above anyone
>0-4
>>158064339OC Petzing needs to be fired along with DC Sheppard, they both suck ass.Jahmyr Gibbs had a total of 54 yards on 15 carries... against literally the worst run defense in the entire league.
>>158064449I smell a blockbuster trade in Justin's future. Someone will take a chance on him.
>>158064449To think, this was only the face of 0-3.
>>158064461To be fair the bears panthers game was just week 1 shenanigans that made it the worst, panthers also gave up a lot in garbage time against the falcons.
>>158064039I’ve seen this kid for two seasons and I don’t understand the hype>inaccurate throws, throwing into double/triple coverage constantly, always endangering the ball and the wr with hospital passes This nigga has ‘bust’ written all over and I wouldn’t be surprised if he falls to later rounds like that one black qb that was all media hype for 1st overall and needed up in round 6 or some shit lmao
>>158064473Eli and Payton have 4 owls and are white, there, that's the hype.
>aussie nowhere to be found when broncos lose
>>158064483I'm nooticing.
My Chiefies won today!!
>>158064508nobody says this
>>158064483I was working all day fucking dumbass bongoid subhuman mongrel. I've been in the genny since i got home
>>158064516He said aussie tho
>>158064521We all know who Nigel meant
>>158064524True.
When kiwi comes home his first thought is of Chiefies and how best to make Chiefies smile
>>158064542Is this true?
I think about the "Everyone is saying of Kiwi 'UH OH STINKY'" post daily.
>>158064449at this point you gotta trade him, somehow get jeremiah smith and arch manning in the same draft
>>158063421SE SEX SEX with bimbo valley girls
Today was a sad day for the broship (1-3) but there's a lotta season left mmhmmmm 'fraid so Week 5 we shall rise
>>158064579that reminds mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx1RguHA4XE
