Swedish-American champion Justin Gaethje editionwww.bjpenn.comJustin Gaethje: >>158049110
shit thread
Garth - 60% messicanCanello - 100% messican (?)are ginger genes remnants of the Spanish empire and it's conquistadors?
>>158066172Welcome back spammy
>>158066169Mexicans originate from the Swedish shores btw
>>158066198Canelo was clearly kidnapped from tourists as a kid and forced into chil labor via selling ice cream on the streets
i hope you're all having a good day
>>158066198ya
Forced into chill labor selling ice cream? That dont sound too bad.
here comes the sun do do do
>>158066212They called you ornamental?
Post that zesty ribovics celebration it's been on my mind no cap
Mr Worldwide Brendan Allin. Michael C Duncan. Two lost souls of MW colliding for recognition. Colliding for respect. Colliding to be remembered. Two men being the center of our Universe for a few minutes. One will win the ultimate prize: Hope. The hope to be remembered. The other one will perish into the abyss. Ultimate stakes in the Ultimate Fighting Championship. This shit touches my soul week after week after week after week. Fuck...
Do you train?
>>158066230Best I can do is this photograph of Justin Gaethje
>>158066216Thanks man you too
>>158066234Real shit.
^ the streets will remember this
>>158066221>Irish fought with Mexicans against BurgersJust when you think the Irish cant get more likeable
acquired some shatter and wanted to tell the miscreantjustin gaethje
Phat Finnish dabs? In an word? Hellyamyniqqa
>>158066212>extremely uglyI'd say aggressively middlingEngland isn't that bad. When I was on a trip in Scotland, However, out of thousands of women I've seen I couldn't find a handful of above 8+ women.I didn't really go to any cities, though. which is usually where the most hotties gather
I'm mexican. and I'm american.
>>158066323That makes you Swedish
i wish i was mexican
>>158066162i thought gaethje as a surname was like some dutch shit
>>158066301that's a awfully tiawnese (as in baesd) post for that flag what is giong on hear
>>158066337Im in Euroep friend. Was in Lyon last week now Engerland then spain
finland is by far the best of the scandi countries
>>158066364This
>>158066349no time for the Nordic™s b? how are you liking it so far
>>158066334I actually predicted this and you assholes laughed at me. man fuck /heem/.
>>158066370behind every finnish anik is a swedish meng as we say
I predicted charles vs max being a giga snoozer that never should've been made and all of heem jumped me
i actually predicted justin beating the little queer and got told that poohand was the same size if not bigger than gane
>>158066371Its nice b. When i go to finald next year I will contact yuo. Lets smoke weed and watch wrestling
>por favor, señor justin>te lo ruego, no me lo hagas a la cara>es lo único que me queda>por el amor de dios
>>158066412I was in Kazakhstan at the time securing my bloodline
honestly respect>>158066412>>158066394
The thing about Eddie vs Daner, is Dana is obviously going to win in the long run. Zuffa's building the UFC model which will just get stronger over time. Hearn just puts on one off events and speaks well. Dana is building a machine that sells itself.
>>158066368Not even German German like Abus and me. His roots go back to a specific mildly obscure island group
>>158066198Mexicans are spanish descendants, the spanish were celtic and iberian. The ginger gene is common in Mexico. I know some Mexicans that have orange hair, freckles. Canelo means cinnamon in spanish. Thats what they call gingers in mexico.
>>158066389Charles is fighting Diego Lopes
>>158066467Blood of Esau
>>158066467Ancient Fenno-druidic bloodline, according to the streets
Greenland is kinda like the Dagestan of Scandinavia. You just wait and see.
>>158066349>spainsaving the best for lastwhere in Spain are u visiting?
when you really think about it diego lopes is probably the only person that could beat prime 145 conor
Conor McGregor is a rapist
>>158066514How does this affect you personally?
>>158066467
>Social Impact: Boxing and martial arts are increasingly used by community leaders in Nuuk (capital of Greenland apparently?) as a tool to give local youth discipline, structure, and a healthy outlet to combat the island's high suicide and substance abuse rates.>Greenland has one of the highest suicide rates in the world, averaging roughly 70 to 80 per 100,000 people annually in recent years—about six to seven times higher than other Nordic countries.Wtf is going on there?
>>158066553lack of sunlight in winternot a fucking thing to do, I imagine
>>1580665536/7? ayyy hahaha
>>158066534it's called morality you little creep
>>158066162>not cantina themed
>>158066655lol I love this reaction image
Ribovics zesty celebration NOW
test
Do not post stuff like that ever again
>>158066761Yes that's the one cuh
>*gazes into the thread*
Gonna have a cheeky zoot before the Dr Disrespect stream starts
don't you people get drug tested at your jobs?
>>158066553>Its cold ass fuck>Isolated ass fuck>boring ass fuck>lonely ass fuckIt makes sense they are suicidal ass fuck.Hopefully traneing UFC can help them.
>>158066913Yes we test lots of drugs just had a hit of acid a few hours ago
>>158066865Insane how every single one one Jon Jones wins is a good win
>>158066899The most soulless video
>>158066844Mac energy doing bookoo numbers world wide people are literally fighting over it in India
jones ducked rumble, hendo, cain, ngannou, and aspinall. khabib only ducked tony and charles.
>>158066162Fuck Dana
DC is proud of his mexican son Imanol
>>158066920
>>158066162Guaranteed Gaethje can’t point to Sweden on the map
>>158067017Imanol only has 2 fights in UFC and has 250k not bad. The only fighters broke in ufc are the cans that suck.
>>158066958>Jon ducked Rumble Probably not the main reason for his traffic accident >Jon ducked HendoHendo pulled out and ain't no way anyone faces THE AMERICAN GANGSTER on short notice >Khabib only ducked Tony and Charles For whatever reason Khabib pulled out against Cerrone twice
>>158067023To point out Sweden on a map, one need merely point.
>>158067023He can point it on his chest, thobeit.
What is this, the freaking travel channel?
>>158067022This guy has so much aura effortlessly and he has that dawlg in him, kids ready for the spotlight get him a title shot
>>158067047Gaethje isn’t Swedish.
>>158066586Barcelona is an expensive tourist trap and you can smell the sewage on every street. Nice architecture though and the sagrada familia is cool.
This mumbling retard should be stripped
>>158067125Damn Ilia is going to murder this guy
>>158067125How has a guy who has been throwing hands for a living manage to do this?
When is garth retiring? will he hold up the division for a year first
ciryl gane is the baddest man on the planet and the smartest and sexiest
>>158067128The retard got lucky against GODpuria.
Top 10 travel destinations in Sildi, Dagestan (Number 9 will surprise you!)
Watch Ilia kill that redneck numbskull in the rematch
>>158067141he's naturally wild. Why Trevor is a perfect coach for him. Keeping him focused, calm and effective for the entire fight
Favourite fighter to quit on the stool after telling his brother “No más”? For me, it’s Elias Topuria.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ci3E-JfCQ-sits up
A US military veteran asked Justin Gaethje for an autograph. And you know what Gaethje said?"Sure" and then gave him an autograph
enough fuckin said ilia vindicated
every time bobby green beats a couple bums people forget that he's shit
>>158067281Cheating fucks whole team should be in adx Florence
>>158067270Eto played for the dagi team, that's crazy
Sometimes I forget how short brazzas actually are
>>158067389Yeah but sometimes they are not like gassy gaziev
>>158067281many are saying this!!
>>158067215>Favourite fighter to quit on the stoolmy boy RdR. Falling apart in cardio mid fight, and figured out that without ONE supplements It's a different game
>>158067281Wow beautiful stuff by gaethje there
It must have been a very convincing meeting mmm
gaethje is a jewish pedophile and swedes are subhuman
>>158067477Bunghoel politics. Strait up bung
Conceited ass motherfucker
>>158067508hes right tho
>>158067489Well hold on brother only one of those is true
Hearn is actually the equivalent of daner. While he may came off as a upper class posh bloke, he actually has the equivalent of a working class new jersey accent. Daner famously has a Boston accent.
>>158067125Gaethje was fighting Cursed Spirits in there, man....
>>158067508why does he always make it gay? he really must be a faggot that's why he lets his friends fuck his wife. legitimate subhuman
lil bro beat aiemann zahabi
dana white is famous, yes. the rest of your post... I dont really understand
>>158067508Kek the Jon Jones ducking template
Yuo gotta fuken BEG and BOLW me if you want an chance of weeming me sorry kid
>>158067125I tried telling you guys
>>158066216Tony's the type of guy to fuck OP in the butt with no condom on
>>158067521Omalley has>Fruity hair colors>In an open relationship >does drugsHes for sure fruity to the booty.
>>158067508damnsomewhere I figured that these two would actually get along very well The response from Sean makes me think he's not mentally prepared for Talbott.>beg, Then maybeSeems like he's unsure/avoiding the match up, even if it's to play to the fans.This is a perfect fight for both, Payton to get his first real challenge and for Sean to prove he still deserves to be at the top, putting a halt to the rise of a younger talented fighter
WE CANNOT FOLLOW THEM
honestly i was expecting 332 to be complete dog shit but it was actually pretty decent besides the main event
UFC contract for Kadestam when?
Ring rust isn't rea-ACK
>>1580676121 in 20244 in 20252 in 2026The cardio loss was in late 2025 after a 4 months break. I still think not juicing had him feeling overconfident, could go at the same speed when he competed in ONEAlso, Allen is a bad matchup for Reinier, since Brendan has good BJJ, close to Reiniers level, and a physically strong opponent he couldn't outgrapple with his lankynes or size bully like with BoI'd like to see that rematch when RdR is in good shape
>>158067650>besides the main eventAyo, this dude watches WMMA!hehe
>>158067724le wacky head movement gimmick only works against 5'2 wrestlers
Next week's card looks like a banger
>>158067822
>>158067778Don't know if Marlon did it intentionally, but forcing Dom's back towards the fence, with only one way out, by moving to already limited and predictable movement towards the right. Allowing Dom being caught by a kick thrown on his only position he could escape to
Dom would beat the shit out of bisping
When is the next power slap? Said no one in the history of mankind ever hahahah
Imperial March Remix (101 videos)
*gets on my knees and begs**gets sat on by Natalia Silva*
>Disney+ has updated its subscriber agreement to allow promotional content and advertisements before or after movies and shows across all tiers, including ad-free plans.Nothing personnel
Anybody got their Guru beanie? I think mine got stuck in the mail
The fans https://www.mmaguru.co.uk/wall
>>158067924it's basically the same thing henry did. dom just got solved, simple as. he wasn't old or rusty, he got figured out by people who had hours of tape on him.
We got too cocky
>>158068093>>158068126These posts aren’t particularly good and it has nothing to do with you being Xneed just aren’t very good
Yeah not feelin’ “it”.
Got some new gimmicks for the next thread, can't wait to post them.
Xneed has strong kekistani vibes
Guys I'm feeling like Tito's Cantina!....uh oh.
>>158068181NO CANTINA? I'M SEEING REDBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>158068052Streaming is literally just turning into cable.>One subscription for multiple tv is like 25 bucks. You get a few and your paying 70 bucks. >Now you get ads for any plan>Less new shows, alot of reruns, old moviesIts literally fucken cable. We got played.
>>158068264based Strickland taking out future gremlins!
>>158066212Where in England are you?
Dropping an explosive cheesy bean schaub down the till. Till bowl still lookin like a Topooria, even after Tai'ing the till. Not good!
>>158068332You're gonna have to get the Gable for this one lad
>>158068264Pull the trigger, kill a nigga, he’s a hero
>>158066212>Someone called me "oriental" and I wanted to weem
>>158068347come and get yo wig splitcome and get yo wig splitbuncha haps talkin shitcome and get yo wig split
>people called me handsomeNo they didn't.
>>158068388He’s on a vpn
>>158068393She*
>>158068131Dominic's style doesn't allow regular predictions of movement and patterns for reads to get openings for offense What Marlon did good was to force him into making a predictable moveCody had a lot of success by letting Dom come to him and hit him with quick hooks and combinations of 3+ shots as Dom went into range, coming at him.Cody constantly went back to the center and waited for Dom to come to him, not following, or trying to start his own offense but instead, reacting/countering on Dominic's engagements, never giving him control of the fight. Dom can only do his best work when his opponents baited into following, trying to engage. Before they know it, they're dragged into the fight Dominic is most comfortable at and his opponent getting outmatched by default.
Mods sleeping?My travel recommendation gets removed and I get a warning within 5 minutes this goofy shit can go on unchecked?
>>158066212Why did you changs get so revved at being called Oriental and Celestial back in the day? Sounds way cooler than just Asian. Chang fighters should use them in their nicknames like "The Celestial One" or the "Oriental Nightmare".
who the fuck calls asians celestial
>>158068538Lol
Oral Nightmare
Tunes https://youtu.be/zNvKm3u9lZo
Niggers
>>158068538they call them that in the book Deadwood, maybe the show too. Only time I've ever heard them called that lol
Din Thomas thought jai Herbert is called the black country banger because hes black and hes from the country
>>158066212Fuck off back to China then
A MANA GANE A POKEA POKE TO HEEM THE EYES OF TOM
>>158066553Icelandic women are demonic
He’s Taiwanese, althougheverbeit.
why is sneed spamming her fursona
I have no tattoos, just the ones life gave me
>>158068771Lmao wtf
Any heems on?
*xhe
>>158068722MKe me bitch im in yuor country ya give me an location and you can finaly eat an piece of buttered corn out from under my fourskin hands free bitch. Respectfully.
and then he wonders why we don't like him
Kopylov showed that filthy mud man what was up if you ask me
>>158068894You can say I’m mad but you can’t say I’m wrong.
>>158068868her* she*
>>158068319Im in Denton atm
>>158068744is the torrent out?
>>158068942kek
Oh yeah I forget he ducked Jan too. So that's six total career ducks for Jon Jones. That's a lot.
>>158068942
If somebody ever said kek near me in 2026 I would dump them on their skull put them in a coma
You like twitch so much id leaving twitching on the canvas.
>>158068245sovl>>158066899soulless
>Dana on Karma;I don't believe in much like you know I'm not religious. I don't believe in God, the devil, ghosts or goblins. I don't believe in any of that shit but I believe in karma cause I've seen it. Play out good and bad.Based Dana believing in Karma. Hes right its real.
>>158069062Khabib literally killed his father where's his bad karma?
Nah nigga said ornamental
>>158068942That's really good mate, proud of you
>>158069062>I don't believe in GodYeah we can tell by the gambling sponsors he pushes and other degeneracy that literally leads young men to suicide>>158069080The Nurmagomedov reign is ending, can't you tell? Usman will join the UFC and get heemed
I was watching a Lerone Murphy video blog and he was making breakfast, and its clear he was making a breakfast burrito but he fucken called it a breakfast wrap! What the fuck is going on UK. You fucken goofs its called a Breakfast Burrito not a Breakfast Wrap.
Just wanted to clarnify once more that im in the Birtains country and he is showing his bely in submision when I am challenging him to an weem off. I will now drop it. God belss.
>>158069113How about wrap yourself into a coma and never wake up
>>158069113I have no idea what a "burrito" is
Steffen from accounting fucked up the set up for tomorrow's big presentation yet again and I will have to save it somehow... How to avoid having empathy for the opps like Jiri and become stone cold killer like Jon Jones and Belal Muhammad?
>>158069080he's a fat nobody now trying to stop his teammates from crying and shitting themselves when his inbred brother/cousin of the same last name gets heemed
>>158069156it means "little donkey" in spanish
I desire Tito's Cantina to re-open.
LooooonelyyyyyyySneed's Mrs lonelyShe has nobodyFor her ooooooooooownShe's so lonely
Heem tattoos, what do you have?
>>158069156It is a Large Corn or Flour Tortilla that is typically filled with meat, beans, vegetables and salsa. Burritos are very popular in USA, Mexico, and various other countries. The smaller version is called tacos. Europe does not have Mexicans so their food is not well known over there.
>>158069156Probably some disgusting ethnic food
>>158069255Unfortunately we do and recipes exist
>>158069253Why man
The state of this doo...
"You showed me love" https://youtu.be/yOWZa_Do5Yo
/heem/ is the only place where I actually feel something
>>158069320Gray hairs at 32
>>158069113I'll go with the terminology being used by the people that gifted you your language.
>>158069321shut up ethnic man
"If you could see my thoughts"https://youtu.be/AE005nZeF-A
>>158069255>popular in USA, MexicoI've heard somewhere that a burrito is an American invention and they don't eat burritos in MexicoMaybe now they do, trough influence of US culture in Mexico, but it's not an original Mexican dish
>Khamzat is 32huh? I thought he was for sure older than Islam
>pisslam turns 35 years old this monththe brazza "era" is so close to being over
>>158069253>anesthetic 4 man sessionIt's less bothersome get it all done in 1 sesson, compared to going in for 10+ appointments, just filling in your backBut this shit feel fasion driven instead of getting a tattoo because you appreciate the art form and sitting trough the pain and discomfort of it. I'm not as opposed to it as purists are, but I don't like it
Usmeng in the wings to take over though
>>158069478he's shit mate
>>158069406Burritos are from North Mexico, but they became popular in South U.S because of how close they are to border. Same thing with Tex-Mex it is also mistaken to be an American invention but it existed before when Texas was part of Mexico. Mexico has some of the most diverse cooking traditions in the world. The mexican natives were the first to cook with Corn, Chocolate, Chilli, vanilla, potatoes, peanuts and peanut butter and tomato sauces. If you ever get to travel, go to Mexico. The food is outstanding.
>>158069574he's retiring after 2 more fights at best and he's been heemed before
"If I could time travel"https://youtu.be/FjxQoIVsiUI
>>158069467>the brazza "era" is so close to b-amru, usman, abdul, baisangur, muhammad, magomed, murtazali, mohammed etcall champs by 2028
>>158069664Bane?
>>158069671Props for knowing amru, usman, abdul, baisangur, muhammad, magomed, murtazali, mohammed etc
>>158069664Pootard is going to Overeem this nigga
>>158069747Poatan is going to get brutally knocked out in the first round? that's some overeem shit
Why are fighters such womanizers>Alex Pereira: New girlfriend every month>Dan Hooker: Cheated on his wife with some tramp. Then negotiated an open relationship. Now he takes tramp to Italy on vacation instead of wife>Quillan: Cheats on his hapa girlfriend. She finds out on Instagram comment section>Brian Ortega: Cheated on Tracy Cortez>Masvidal: Cheated several times on baby mommas. Colby shamed him for it publicly.>Topuria: Has two baby mommas and cheated on both of them. Divorced his miami wife and got in a custody battle.I can keep going but you get the point. Is cheating the best base for mma? Why do you think fighters are always womanizers.
>>15806972835 is when everything starts to diminishvolk is an anomaly but he's only winning cause the competition at FW is dire and if ilia had stuck around he'd be long gonegay jon is retired b
>>158069473The ink has heavy metals that end up in your brain and kidneys
>>158069796They belong to a different era. Put them in the ad/dc times, Alexander, napoleon, Hitler.
>>158069796None of the GOATs cheat, Ciryl Gane, Dan Ige, Robert Whittaker, Cub Swanson, the list goes on...
>>158069880cope and seethe when tattoo baddboy mogs you faggot remember that
>>158069796Sports stars in general always have good looking women because of the brainwashing and dumbing down of society. Instagram is full of fast living men and women in nice clothes, cars, houses and food in between their visits to the Arab Emirates to get their chests shat on by Sheik Muhammads. They have the money, jewelry and fame because their souls are dogshit. They are goyim who run advertising for jewish brands until they expire. They live and laugh but never learn, if they do learn it's for optics. Women care about status, money and athestics.
I said ankdaddy 2 times and it still haunts me.
>>158068245You only got played if you bought into that shit in the first place. Just pirate shit bro.
>>158069953I don't go places where people can "mog" me. I go to work and the grocery store or stay at home. Yeah when I'm driving other men make attempts to mog me as I drive by by copying my body language or facial expressions in a deliberate and mocking way but I've learned to live with that by accepting the same can be done to them at any time and it is, that,'s why they do it to me. I would actually rather be mogged by wealthier, younger, stronger, hotter white guys than be swarmed and ignored by 5ft brown Indians/ Asians which is currently happening. Good looking and physically fit 20 something yo white guys are in the same emotional position I was 10 years ago. It dosen't bother me anymore.
Zatdaddy still got 'em seething. Thicccboy psy op
>>158070039 i meant more just carry the coping and seething sentiments with you through life that wasnt a reminder to do it right now
40 days until Gane fights.
retired fighters that make you seethe till this day. I will start. >TJ
>>158070125Aspinall
>>158069978
I asked Sora to generate a video depicting a rematch between Gane and Aspinall. Tom won so that is good enough for me. Tom is the HW goat of this generation.
Shoutout to our janitors man
>>158069796Colby had prime Poly. Alex Pereira essentially sucked Colby's dick.
@grok make dana cheesy spud explosion poop fire crying evil eyes defecate
when i grow up i want to be ciryl gane
>>1580692531 arm is fully covered with blackwork about 20+ hours of workother arm has 1 covering my shoulder 2 hour, 1 on my tricep 3 hour and my latest and my smallest tattoo was 20 minutes getting needledcurrently getting my leg fully covered in about 16 individual pieces of traditional japanese: -3 larger pieces (of about 10-14+ hour tattoo time) -11 'smaller' pieces of 2-4 hours a piece. I'm getting 2-3 more smaller pieces before there's no room anymore and the open space between them can get filled in a single 3 hour tattoo on my other lega 3,5 hour tattoo on my chestand 4 hour tattoo on my upper bellyWhen I was young, listening to metal, I got the idea to get fully covered like most of the musicians, an idea I never fully outgrew . Now, getting all this work done on my leg, i'm done getting any more tattoo's when my leg is filled in and finished. The 6-7 hour sessions of pain (depending on the spot, from mostly manageable torture or times of pure hell) will fuck the body part up for 2 daysI hate doing the after care, keeping it moisturized for 6 weeks, becomes increasingly annoying as a mandatory task after the first couple weeks.pic: Fresh tiger tattoo on my shin. It is my favorite, also the worst pain I've ever had, the needle hitting any bone is the worst
>>158070258
>>158070089The heavy metals enter your brain cavity and stay there, which ruins your health.
I just got an tattoo from my favorite anime today actually
>>158070282if there was any validity to this theory i wouldve become retarded from eating too much tuna years ago
What'd he say?
>>158069880it doesn't.My guy did tell me that you could get cancer from tattoos, with certain inks, when you get a tattoo removed by laser, it gets into your lymph nodes
The only thing a tattoo does to you long term is make you look like a retard.
I got it on my bicep so I can have the power of the assassin girls behind me when I lock in a d'arce this was carefully thought it >>158070352>buhbuhbuh particles AI image. Opinion discarded
I mean come on you guys, Im not even thinking about that stuff until Tuesday.
>>158070312You are an ass wipe, just a peice of shit on the end of my dick (if you have tattoos)
https://youtu.be/YDDkCiUhHCc?si=YFW4EjURkx00PqM3
I laugh at my own posts more than other peoples on this general its hilarious
>>158070212>Tom wonThe head exploding contest maybe.
present the picture with more aura than this. you can't.
>>158070333I have a couple pretty pictures with my until I die.I know I'm mentally and physically tougher than most of you I have the inkt on my body to prove it :^)
>>158070384I mentioned if you're getting tattoo's removed by laser you get the inkt destoryed and it starts moving trough your body, doing damage to organsGreen and blue pigments apparently are mostly dangerous
Looove dudes with tattoos. So hot.
>>158070416easy
>>158070384Tattooed people don't care if you do not have tattoosSome people without, like you, are extremely judgemental and weirdly involved in what others decide to do with their bodies
>>158070258Faggot
>>158070529I agree with your sentiments, I have no tattoos and don't really give a fuck if someone else does. Tattoos don't matter much now since everyone has them
>>158070258How are the Netherlands treatin ya Tom? Any good nethee beans up there, that?
Why has your drug addled mind fixated on cheesy beans to the point where you need to say it 50 times per thread?
>>158070465It's great for girls. It attracts the sort of wild girls I can have fun withthey can tell right away from the amount and the sort of tattoos I got that i'm not a very mentally stable person with good decision making and poor boyfriend material.Just a couple of poundings and i'm free again
personally I'm fine with this blind retard being exposed for his cheesy beans love, retarded shoe shitting son and unhealthy lifestyle. It's why he lost to Gane he never took it serious now he's just the toughest goof in the council estate
>>158070629mmm yes daddy
"oy me eddie hearn yah we gon stik it to dana propur"yeah you dont have a job now you fucking moron, go train some losers from swansea for rent
>>158070549>everyone has themthisabout 60% of 18-40 y/o have tattoosYour more of a rebel now if you have nothing
Aspinall is a retard but cheese and beans is good
Im not the only one here with tattoos, am I?
tattoos are degenerate. you all got scammed.
Jon Jones has had sex with a woman at least three times. Have you?
>>158070654Sounds like the biggest diarrhea fart generator imaginable. Just a pile of mushy slop.
>>158070653How is a bitch gonna explain mario coin boxes to me while I'm pounding her and jizzing on her ass anyway? Tattoos took off in a wrong way imo
>>158070432
>le non chalant random shitposterOpen up dude... Which fight got you excited? Which fight got you emotionally invested?Allow yourself to be a fan bro
tattoosissies in shambles
>>158069036I say kek all the time nigga
>>158070757>Tattoos took off in a wrong way imoI agreeBut the possibilities are massiveIf you have money, and do you research, you can get some amazing pieces.I think around 60-80% of what you see on people is cheap, unoriginal trash
>>158070716I have a bible verse tattoo and Ive had sex with a woman Im like the white Jon Jones
I got an amazing piece right here
I say nigga all the time kek
>>158070987*cries*
LMBO!>Variant of LMAO (“laughing my ass off”)>(Internet slang) Initialism of laughing my butt/bollocks/bum/balls off, used to indicate great amusement.
>>158070822I have 80+hours of tattoos getting drilled into my bodyI'm the toughest guy here, budI know that you don't know what you're talking about
>>158071003kwab
>>158071003>>158071041I know that you don't know what you're talking about
>>158071069Care to prove that, bitch? Cause I don't think you can.
>>158071069This is a no leaf zone
>>158070629I don’t say based too often, but this post? Very based.
big asian tits
>>158071146Real shit.
>>158071100it's actually sad and degenerate behavior, it doesn't deserve any praise
>>158071146never heard of her
aw fuck he's humble too fuuuuck
>>158071146are we ever getting a striker like Wonderboy again?
Tom Aspinal's famous cheesy spuds and for dessert snickerdoodle cookies, courtesy of topuriaChama!
>>158069036>Umm I say le geg now XD XD
>>158071146big asian
Bisping fought with a wonk eye and became champ. Tom will never really be champ due to his eye being wonked. Did Bisping curse the brits by making a deal with Satan to be champ? I'm just saying look into it.
>>158071240
>>158071240nah fuck that
>>158071242tom is just a pussy, i fear
>>158071180I disagree.
>>158069796>Quillan: Cheats on his hapa girlfriend. She finds out on Instagram comment sectionBugoids aren't human but source?
>>158071037You have a single poofc fighter, RDR, and he doesnt have any tattoos. The only other fighter you had, had tattoos and he lost a bunch and was cut. Now he's at Oktagon.Very telling...
>>158071146https://youtu.be/sB2CJouxHCE?si=2MmdGQFDkaF2Uvuw
>>158071308Fuck that!
Omalley says he will accept Talbott's callout if he "gets down on his knees and says please daddy"So I guess that that means its official. Omalley is a man of his word and we know what type of man Talbott is.
>>158071322I'd really rather not
>>158071344 but its all good tho
>>158069796You're either a cheater or you live long enough to see yourself be cheated on. It's a cheat eat cheat world out there bappa. Sadly.
get this...discoursehahaha. public discourse! hahahahahaha. what a concept
>>158071340Nah he broke to fan pressure and fear. He accepted the fight on the Suguru show but only if Merab beats Petr. Yan sent O'malley voice message to come to Abu Schaubi for their fight and confirmed he wants to fight Sean if he beats Merab.
Wangmommy will be in line for that strap by the time Poochenko takes the title back from Shartalia.
>>158071280Thoughts on half-american half-mexican-swedish champion Justin Gaethje?
>>158071146Stephen Thompson likes white women, his girlfriend was in her 20's while Stephen is 40.
Word on the street? Daners cooked
>>158071340whats with O'Malley with this power trip? I'm thinking he tries to start drama for the fight but you're either about the fight game and accept or reject
fank u fuh ve 2 dolluhs impression of ngannou stealing ateba gautier's banana
yeah this book my mom wrote? never read it. i'll tell you exactly what lies she made up about me in it though. and it was all over a misunderstanding. i was in london and had no instinct to look at my email at all. me, a businessman. and no, i didn't leave her any way to reach me, nor did i have a cell phone at the time because i was hustling and dirt poor despite running the poofc
Me personally? I'd have gone on a crying tantrum and bawled my eyes out and screamed I HATE HER I HATE HER in the interview, then moved on after letting it all out.
I claimed to be a player but Sweden fucked my wife
>>158071146>>158071436Wonderboy pulls all kinds of honeys. Now he's a father too so the hayders with their gay accusations have been btfo by the wonderdaddy
>>158071646We call him sweetden
>>158071688Natalia Silvasson
His calf is already compromised
Dana White's mom pushed him back into his bedroom and demanded a performance bonus and flight to Paris. He told her "Dude, get your fucking hands off me"
Dana White's butcher pushed him back into his shop and demanded a performance bonus and flight to Paris.He told him "Dude, get your fucking hams off me"
Dana hates his mom and slaps his wife. Why does he hate women so much?
of course he cut it off with his mom when she renegotiated pay. that's always how its been
Let us cease this mockery and discuss WMMA
GAYne is going to get gaped by the hok
>>158071830Dana’s mom vs Dana’s wife. Who wins?
Dana's wife slapped him and demanded a flight to Paris
>>158071857That was a very light slap. I've hit my wife 5 times as hard.
>>158071857she was just renegotiating her contract
Everybody thinks eddie hearn is a nice guy but guess what? One time he shoved dana white aside and demanded dana not fly to london to promote fury vs joshua
>>158071903heinous
>>158071194literally Gane
Hearndaddy gaped and spaffed in Daner's haram hole
>>158071830I built a online personality revolving around simping for Natalia Silva and you just simply decided to fuck her for one week straight in every position imaginable. I can forgive but I can't forget
Anyway he looked up at him and said "Dude, get your fucking hands off me"
eddie hearn slapped his 4" member on toms spud and spit on his piggy hole. bite your pillow and think of beans tommy thisll all be over in a second. dana glared menacingly. this couldnt wait til after roulette?
>>158071943I'll be honest, I was mostly just watching while she fucked Mackenzie Dern.... Shit was cash though....
>Dude, get your fucking hands off me.
Dana White's mom should have hired this guy as her manager, Ali could have gotten that deal done no problem
Currently rewatching Michael Morales fights and its a bit crazy how hes clearly just not that good.
>>158071857Is Dana that powerful or is it a different time? I don't remember who, or the context. But I remember if you would hit your wife in public, on videoYou would get torn apart by the media and your public life would be over for at least a couple years
>>158071435loads
>>158071958AI couldn't write this
Currently rewatching Islam Makhachev fights and its a bit crazy how hes clearly just not that good.
Only here because 12 year old me promised himself to fuck Michelle Waterson one day after watching Bully Beatdown
>>158072303She was on camera slapping him before this clip started, then he immediately slapped back. The apology run towards his kids and his embarrassment was a masterstroke in public apologies. There were also a few cultural buffers in place that softened the outrage. The trans in sports meme was being debated at the time, so the Luke Thomas types couldn't go too scorched earth on Dana, because he responded to a slap with a slap. Going too hard at that would imply women are weak and not equal to men, so it was tough to be a feminist and ignore the wife's domestic violence. Dana also made sure to appear on many blk's podcasts during the media tour for obvious reasons... Which worked out very well and provided another layer of protection.
>>158071958You can't replicate spammy's aura lil bro
ill replicate my genes in your asshole you sissy fuck
Dana White admitted to being raped by Francis Ngannou. Has Eddie Hearn been raped before?
Bunch of unfunny faggots ITT
>>158071958couldnt have put it better myself
>>158073126oh yeah well tell me a joke bitch
>>158073274turn your monitor off
>>158073126
>>158073414oh so the joke is my hideous ranch stained face looking back at me? haha so clever man
the joke is that the monitor when its off is a reflection of you. you say "retarded faggot" amd someone tells you your monitor is off. you say "show me a joke" someone else says turn your monitor off. its like the jon jones of jokes. whatever you say is used against you. comedic excellence
>>158073126two men come, only one leaves
>>158073837eddie says goodnight to tom and bails on breakfast
>>158073830this isnt funny
>>158073881it wasn't a joke. it was a factual narration of events
>>158073968>>158073914uhhh which one is it b
Who does Talbott fight after he chokes out, Sean?Yan or Merab?What level is his ground game?
>>158074117why are you even posting here you fucking retard
>>158073968How about a joke and a fact?When was the last time you kissed a girl?
Justin's walkout has leakedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL0RqEsF_mY
>>158074189Monitor on
>>158073968Cmon, leafI promise it will be funnyI'll tell you my last kiss, which is probably worse, relatively
what happens if hokit heems gane?
>>158074499What if humans traveled to Saturn? You’re speculating on the impossible.
Dana told me I had to stop leaving me cheesey spud and beans leftovers around the UFC PI, so I had a fookin' meltdown and called up Eddie Hearn and told him if he doesn't get Dana kicked off the promotion for the AJ/Joshua fight, I'm gonna leak the videos of me giving him a pokey bum wank. Proper geezer are Eddie
>>158074499its a fluke and then he gets brutally raped by pavlovich after the ruski desecrates poohands corpse
>>158074543I went to Saturn last weekend
Whatever happened here?
>>158074543>What if humans traveled to Saturn?They would be by Uranus XDDDDDDD
>>158074772you're cutting off the best part of this picture b
*claps*let's work
>>158074854How is that the best part? Who is even that?
>>158074772>Shirt on in a pool Wtf is it with all the elite fighters being part Mexican
I just realized Jonny Walker transmitted his goofy heem curse unto King Green
I don't use AI, but could it come up with a % of posts on HW fighters?The worst division seems to be getting the most attention The only other one is Gaethje and that is mostly Zweden and zoot posters
his calf is destroyed
Say your boy is on the scale, naked with the curtain out and just over weightDo you:>Grab his ass and lift so he can make weightOr>Not do the gayest shit ever
>>158076371Yeah if you feed it the threads in a html file it could do that no problem. Probably need premium though.
>>158076371no one cares about HW, only Gane
>>158071240It's interesting how fat Asian women are so much hotter than fat women of any other ethnicity. They carry the weight well and their faces still look cute.
>>158071311I thought there were 2 or 3 dutch fighters RdRBegraoui (or whatever, Pereira's training partner)And there's another smaller guy I don't know the name of. He fought months ago and I don't even know if he's still in the UFC
>>158070384I have tattoos from prison like a little shark and love hate on my knuckles
>>158076444I step on the scale, secretly, giving a reading that doesn't make sense. Have them get another scale.When they change them out, I quickly suck the excess weight in cum out his ballsIt's not gay, just trying to get my boy to make weight
>>158071673that's red de la Cruz in the first pic the ringgirl
>>158076723Can you post shark?I'll show my goldfish
>>158076740no I'm going back to playing "end of abyss" on my xbox
Just watched some shit about turkey and let's just say holy shit
>>158076760What else do you play? You tried Outer Wilds?Do people here train any martial arts?Im thinking about getting into judo but im 35+ I think Judo isn't as hard on the body and reasonabley safe compared to other grappling.anyone have some real world experience on startin in BJJ, Wrestling, Judo or similar past the responsible age to get into a heavy physical contact sport?
>>158076840bjj isnt a heavy physical contact sport
bros I'm pretty scared that Bo is gonna get fuckin hammered by Pyfer
bros the new Lucy Mochi fight is absolute fire. card of the year I daresay
>>158069036https://voca.ro/1cOYufIOGUeS
dude get your FREAK in hands off me
>>158076899Joey knocks him out R1, or he'll hit hard enough turning him back into a wrestler Joey actually has strong wrestling himself but I imagine he'll still get fucked on the ground if he stays there with Bo is a dream match up for the fans
Boe Pyfer vs Jo Nigger.
>>158077014stunning synthesis of ideas
>>158077003I have a feeling Bo's takedowns might get exposed a bit. He had a great funk style like Ben Askren but he's not known for unstoppable blast doubles like Burroughs or Chimaev in MMA. Pyfer might be able to handle the clinch and chain wrestling. But I hope Bo proved me wrong and shows he's really evolving from fight to fight. I want him to do well
no chance in heck suicidal pyfer and lil boey do crap against some hands
>>158076840hmm never tried outer wilds but I've heard good things>yes I've trained in boxing and wrestling/jj for like 30 years now>judo is a solid art to learn and its good for young and old people>judo cant be tough on the hiops but it can also strengthen your hips a catch-22 if I've ever seen one>starting old is fun people will take it easy on you depends on the gym or class you're taking though.
>>158077034I think Bo has better endurance in wrestling, and if he extends the fight into R3, he might wear Joe down.Joey is a powerful puncher, but i've seen him fall apart in later rounds when he can't get the KO and I can see him making misstakes.
>>158077059Yeah it's all about getting there. But he'd not only have to survive the other 2 rounds, he'd also have to win at least 1 more. Bo has heeming power and Pyfer isn't as crazy with his pace as RDR but he also hits way fucking harder. It's a hard fight for Bo unless he shows us a different level of takedowns and/or striking
>>158077053I got a tip from /v/ to start playing and don't look anything up, just try figuring it ouIf you like exploring, doing puzzles and using your brain, its a very fun game.Will Sean stay in the weight class with Merab and Yan?He'll never get past those 2, I thinkWill he ever go up or is he afraid he'll lose his lanklet advantage?
>>158077053stop larping
>>158077053I'm looking at a smaller local gym, so I won't get mangled my first few times, I hopeAny exercises to strengthen my hips before I start? I have kettlebells
>>158077115You can come to Grants in Toronto bud I'm there from mon- Fri from 7 - 10 we train kids and old people alike>>158077084cool Ill try outer wilds next time exits on sale
get in line Ill let this right hand run a train on you
>>158077147okay next time I visit Niagara Falls I'll come in for a roll
Turkey cucked daner hard. He's having daner do all the dirty work while showing up himself to the press conferences with clean hands. Daner looks like the evil bad guy when hearn is acting way more selfishly.
>>158077169>for a roll>using its lingoNow who's larping?
>>158077200I train at Bellmore Kickboxing you broken down junkie
jan and the reporters have sucked the fun out of /spee/ every day range banned for no reason i doubt this post even gets to stay up 30 minutes, it's bean emotional bappas
>>158077219it's been nice without you. bye bye
>>158077169we will not be rolling we will be sparring
>>158077225
>>158077229
>>158077208But have you done BJJ for more than a couple sessions?
>>158077219see you in three days
prime PVZ would clean Ngannous clock
>>158077235Yes. Sorry for being mean. Gn
>>158077252I started it, bro. I apologise How long do you Kickbox for? Do you light/hard sparring?
>being meanno one thinks your bad redditbro>>158077236nah fr at least 31 days so they can't keep up the fucking charade of picovasion
>i have paid tougher men than i to train me in the mixed arts of marshall since i don't know how to fight, they say i'm good as i give them money so now i'm challenging 4channers to sparring sessionsdishesnow
i would get on top and stay on top of any one of you
>>158077219>no reasonNo off topic posting yesterday?Mod/Janny appeared very active blowing away a bunch posts, snatching the soul and sense of community from the thread and ruined my safe space I got hit with a warning for trying to be helpful and informative, recommending travel destinations Now I have to augment my vidya posts in here with MMA related topics to avoid more punishment
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For me it’s compliance and why I don’t cut weight. You want me to show up happy and hungry or rested and fed? Fuck outta here bitch
>>158077350check the 'chives and tell me if you think you see anything fair or just, weed posts up heem posts down, i'll come back for gane/hokit latest hopefully the ai/janny is dead by then
Last night was a string of nonsense image spam that went on for hoursWhile quality posts that don't fully align with the topic got heemed left and right a few hours earlier.Are these janny/mods trying to turn our general into r/MMA or something?
they banned 332 discussion because the one prospect that came away looking good is named pineapple
Before we move out, a question What kind of name is Gaethje? I saw someone thinking it was Dutch, but It seems more Belgian or Danish/Scandinavian to me. Anyone know?
>>158077392Gaethje its American
don't care for decision merchants personallywould take a one sided brutal heeming over a 5 round competitive decision
>>158077360Imagine the amount of mengs who have been heemed to these women
>>158077403U sure? I have a reliable source saying that he's Swedish
>>158077424
>>158077454the swedes are American
>>158077484Wasn't it Norwegians who first arrived in the new world ?
>>158077392north german is spoken in sweden they speak west german in germany and frisian comes from the same root as swedish justin the highlife real gaethje
On a ski trip I sat in a life with North Germans, one of the prettiest ways i've heard people speak German. Aren't Frisians originally from Northern Germany/Denmark?
>>158077392it's german and it's Gäthje and it comes from Gödeke which means "descendant of Good"so his name is actually Justin Goodson
>>158077511afaik they are i heard bongs understand it better than swedish so the split likely happened earlier and the frisian/anglo later on>>158077520isn't it a degraded diminutive of gottfried
>>158077520That's right, YanksIt's a European world, you're just living in it
>>158077526I watched a video where some Brit walks up to a random Frisian farmer, starts taking in old english, and the farmer could mostly understand what he was saying
>inb4 danishno one understands danish not even the danes
>>158077534can believe it 100% saw a similar one in italy with some american speaking latin in the streets, somehow i think (knowing my dutch farmers) that the bong had better reception than the guy i saw, i remember one older italian asking why the fuck are you speaking latin to me kek
>>158077526i don't think so
>>158077546The Brit did want to buy a cow from the Frisian. With Dutch people, when money is involved they'll pretend to understand Chinese to close the sale
Justin "The Albanian Assassin" Gaethje
>>158077501No Americans founded America. We are the apex nation
>>158077572this is true i like nederlands besides the tourist places spent a lot of time there over the years mostly around utrecht maastricht groeningen and also den haag and eindhoven haven't been since the coof except through schiphol>>158077555poohgle says it is when swarthy low germans tried to speak noble high german and garbled gottfried, seems plausible
>>158077610>utrecht maastricht groeningen Never been in Maastrich, but you definitely hit all the prettiest, fun cities.Suomi is different from other Scandi languages? I can catch some words between Danish or Swedes, not as wel as German.How much of a conversation could you understand? Hows was that in Maastricht? I can't even follow a conversation between people from Limburg speaking their dialect
>>158077660finish is an asian language
>>158066553they should teach them meditation, a dark and isolated place with fuckall to do seems like the best place in the entire world to detach from the world and reach nirvana, unironically
>>158077660in maastricht not a hope as i was with belgians or finnish students mostly those times, I think they say the same about the belgians on that side of the country being unintelligible toogroeningen was easy because moi is hello and bye in finnish and i immediately a better affinity with them and hung out with a lot of random dutch lads made some friends over there, dutch is easier to read than listen to fersure but when people speak slower dialects i do understand somewhattl;dr is that finland is Nordic™ but finnish is not it is uralic like estonian, ingrian, udmurt, hungarian, mari and some other random languages
>>158077722>60-70% land mass coveredwe run scandinavia
A fighter's prime is determined not only by age and mileage but also by tape.Izzy started to go down the shitter not because age or mileage caught up but because tape proved that if you just pressure the fuck out of him he has no answer for it and simply gets raped.
Asia is Finish territory https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Finno-Korean_hyperwar
>>158069671what made the brazzas good was that Abdulmanap was a great coach who create superb gameplans and systems for them, that team has been slowly getting much weaker year after year and its only been managing to look so good for so long because some of his systems as just holistic enough that any fighter from that team can use them and because Islam was a fighter when Abdulmanap was alive and got to have experience working with him which must've had an impact. We're seeing the cracks with Umar, one of the daggies that had the least time with Abdulmanap and its really showing, Khabib is just a much weaker trainer and cornerman. Both the loss to Yadong and Merab were directly caused by Khabib giving shit tier advice, but with Abdulmanap I think Umar would've won both those fights.
>>158077751we don't discuss lemuria so freely maatje these walls have ears
Honestly I like british cuisine. Most people are just fucking plebs.
>>158077777only browns and burgers hate english food
>>158077766javier has also been phoning it in so without the fazza bootcamp/trauma induction and the jolly mexican camps they seem lost, islam has the money and drive to keep it up but they have no yb (yung brazza) division and it shows, and will show more over the yearsthey need a new mentor and kvatso ain't it
apologies if I make many typos its from brain damage induced by huffing paint and glue as a kid and from being alcoholic in my childhood thanks to my family (they thought a drunk kid was hilarious stuff)
i wonder if he made them sleep outside lathered in beef tallow or something whatever it was fazza knew ball
NEW THREAD >>158077792
Justin GOATfried
>>158066927BASED
>>158077729Almost every bigger (150.000) city has it's own accent. Larger parts of provinces, especially near the borders of Germany and Belgium speak increasingly uniquely and harder to understand Dutch, and some accents (Brabant) actually sounds prettier than how I talk. Maastricht, Rural Overijssel and parts of Groningen their accents are very thick and is unintelligible to me.Frisian is like German, where I can catch half of what is talked about. In northern North Holland is an area called West-Frisia, being constantly invaded by Frisians 1000 years ago ,having many bloody wars fought. What is left of them are culturally different from the rest of the province, but easier to understand, with probably Frisian influences in their words and culture.And the cherry on top are some fishing villages around the IJsselmeer as wel as on the coast of the North Sea, that because of inbreeding, isolation and unwelcoming to strangers/outsiders have devolved into speaking languages nobody outside their village can fully understand.I can go 30 km any direction and end up somewhere with a distinctly different version of Dutch or a different language entirely.Don't know about other Europeans, but I'm pretty sure England has the same variety, only maybe on a larger and wider scale
>>158077751>Khaganate partitioned, then dissolved>Finnish social skills>King Von>John HelldiverKek, they're still finding new archeological evidence
