No girls allowedSafety goggles edition>Scoresflashscore.com/tennis>ScheduleChengdu and Hangzhou Opens almost done; China and Japan Opens about to begin; Ching Chong Ding Dong>Streamsjokertvguide.sx/tennis-10---9d321bb2.htmlvkvideo.ru/@tennisprimesporthttps://tennisonline.im/https://www.vipleague.tv/Previous>>157958836
Djokovic d. De Minaur 6-3 6-2
>>158066374kek
>>158066374>Chengdu and Hangzhou Opens almost done; China and Japan Opens about to begin; Ching Chong Ding DongJapan! and China are now almost done, and Shanghai is about to start. Ching chong ding dong
demon is going to get ravaged tomorrow
what does Ching Chong Ding Dong mean?
>>158066876Not updating the schedule is boggling, I love writing a little bit of schedule memery for my internet amigos
>losing to Djokovic in the big 2026is this embarrassing or just okay?
>>158067188Embarrassing for Zverev because he’s the greatest player of all time now they say. Not embarrassing for medvedev because he’s been washed for years.
this djokovic glazing is getting out of hand>omg he defeated rusky shitter #367 at age 39 he must be the greatest
What happened? Was the fan unable to see the approaching ball?
Hilarious how medium impact the hit was and Meddy still gets defaulted. Can't even tell anymore if that was accident or intentional. Behaviour you'd expect Tiafoe to be doing
What the FUCK is wrong with Medvedev
>>158067749you do realise all this seething will be collected and harvested don't you?
>>158067888is that where they produce the sila
>>158067749Tennis is surviving on this kind of hype. Just think how bad it will get when grug is crushing shitters and setting new records over the next decade.
>mocking his opponent >fake mto>ends the match with a defaultits like meddy brought out all the djoker greatest hits
Medvedev called Djokovic old the day prior to their match
Absolute meme tournament and i love it
>>158069000
>>158069098he's just angry that even a shit volleyer like djokovic can finish a point at net and he can't
Tomorrow true tennis fans will feast. Two of the certified six kings will face each other on the venerable Peking grounds. A royal clash for the ages.
Djokovic will defeat more top 10 players to win a 500 than Zverev has all year. Lmao.
>>158070582Grok is this real?
Yeah I think I'll watch some tenny for the first time since USO desu tomorrow morning
>>158071054Why would you waste your time watching de minaur
>>158071193Does anybody remember that Monte Carlo match they played in 2024? Absolutely terrible from both sides.
>>158071460Unironically one of the worst matches I’ve seen. Iirc they both had a chuckle at the net at the end, I thought it must have been about how bad they played.
>>158071846https://youtu.be/OmGIn5rCDQE?si=m3amJO-0PVajgX3I&t=238Can't quite make out what they're saying but definitely seems like they were laughing at the situation.
>>158071193Um, Alcarath is playing the mighty Lehecka
>finals are at 2 and 4 am for me
>>158069000It was just a bit of banter The default made it awkwardWhy didnt that audience guy just catch the ball anywayWhat a dopeDumb rule
>>158074821www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnHoqHscTKE
If audiences and officials are so fragile as to be injured by tennis balls, perhaps they should use protection like baseball. Nets around the court. Pads and helmets for the officials and ballchildren.
>>158074913I'm pretty sure is to reduce liability exposure, the venue, the ATP will all be sued by that chinese spectator for losing his vision on his left eye
>Medvedev bet was voided due to the whackKek it was going to lose, might as well dump it on ADM and take the value L
So we rooting for the Australian desert rat today?
This was when tennis peaked
>>158077611>Out of prime big 3>No Murray and Wawrinka>Peak
Bernard Tomic qualified for ShanghaiThe comeback starts nowWhat Vacherot could do, Bernie can do better
Atp finals 2013 was the peak>Prime Djokovic and Nadal>Wawrinka, just two months before winning the AO, the only time a player beat Nadal and Novak in the same tournament to win a Slam>Del Potro, Slam champion and one of the best forehands ever>Still good enough Federer, but not prime>Prime Murray, just beat Novak in the Wimbledon final without losing a set>Berdych, only player that almost beat the big 3 in the same Slam>Gasquet, one of the best backhands everIt was tennis from the gods
I'm stupid, Murray missed the finals, I remembered wrong kek
Holy shit
>>158077819SINNEEEEEEER!!!Does he play AO?
>>158077819Why even bother announcing itEvery week Zverev thinks "maybe Sinner will come back" is another week Zverev chokes
>>158077819Clearly trying to avoid surgery. There's an Italian journalist out there who said after pulling out of USO that Binner would rather quit than to have surgery at this early in his career. He uploaded a video after Wimbledon where he was running and training with no issues so he probably got that injury fucking around in that Vespa of his
hello everyone>>>/wsg/6247559>>158077819i knew
>>158077819called it after Z won the USOhe was already #1 in the live race at that point and there was no world in which Sinner was going to try to come back from injury and defend all his end of year points from winning Beijing, Vienna, and Paris last year. But this is looking even worse for him than we thought.I will hold all Sinner fans in prayer.
>>158077819Now his career is over what year will grug win his 30th slam?
lehečka shouldn't have done that
>>158077819The fittest tennis player is a diabetic megalul
>>158077819>>158077825AOchads we're eating good, Sincaraz tickets will be affordable if they're in the same half of the draw
Sinner fans get fucked, this will be his eternal songhttps://youtu.be/5n26LjeudIs
Not unrealistic for Sascha to keep the ONE the next ten years, no competition
lehečka shouldn't have done that (2)
First title since his injury, is Carlos back?
>>158078190CYGS next year
no one actually thought sinner was returning this year right?
Vulturaz? Or are the """Big Four""" really that weak compared to this modern era?
>JIRIHI LEHESUKALmao
Lehecka looking a bit lost there
Qt
>Lehečka's tennis idol is Roger Federer. He is also a fan of actor Leonardo DiCaprio.[citation needed]
it's wild that plexyscreens™ aren't the norm on the front row of stadium courts
Pics of Grug raising the trophy?
>>158078305I only have the stream one fra
Can't fault Alex for putting in the effort at least, he's clearly trying to wear Novak early
>>158078261Lehecka looked distraught, I don't know why, that shit wasn't competitive. And who's gonna stop Carlos now that Binner's leg is getting amputated?Carlos is a winner man
come on novak!!! destroy this rat bastard
>>158078343He has no chance. Djokovic isn’t returning like a mug this tournament so the servelet is fucked.
>>158077589
Novax chimping at ball boys
>>158078365I don't think so - this type of aggressive movement from Alex has potential, his downfall can be le unforced errors in longer rallies. But he seems to be in a good headspace right now. Didn't watch his other matches here so I don't know how he fares as time goes on, but I think this is good from him so far
>>158078365i wouldn't be so sure. the road running prick gets to and returns every single ball. what worked against zverev and medvedev won't work here
>>158078416alex is a massive mental midget as well.
>>158078416>>158078423Delusion. The rat gives it his best but he has nothing which can hurt good players. He’ll lose in 2.
>>158078416De Minaur is not losing with his new wifey there, old man djokovic is fucked
>>158078450>his new wifeoh yes, the other rat faced cunta match made in heaven
>>158078317Thank you fra
Did anyone else notice this before the ad break? I noticed it, and found it funny. That's why I saved it
>>158078469That absolute cameramadman
Even when he’s redlining de minaur is so pedestrian
That first point on 5-4 was kino
Alex "you are now tiebreaking manually" de Minor
De Miniature choking again
de miñaur shouldn't have done that
Based grandpa.
*Checks watch* oh yeah it's time for sleep, big day tomorrow aha
>>158078433as i said
>de manure
De Minotaur
>Nole MTOJust give Demon th->Demon MTOJust give Novak the trophy
A very demon showing in the tiebreal
the minor retardgiving all that time to daddy so he starts a new match at all
Take your tears for another day
>>158078638Djokovic was already looking positively fresh in the first set compared to the last two matches.
Welp, it's over.
de miñaur shouldn't have done that (2)
Why are zoomers so weak?
What a fucking joke of a tournament
>40 year old outlasts all the youngsters
finish the match cunt
A 39 year old beat 3 top 10 players, one of which retired and another defaulted. The absolute state.
Kek what a kwabs zoomies are
>>158078672Zoomer “men” simply can’t compete
worst tournament of all time?
demon status: exorcised
vulterebros we're the king of the skies
>groin injuryTruly a kick in the balls.
beating top 10 players on your way to a title is not for everyone
the next gen of players are such fucking hoes holy shit except for vamos and clostebolback in the day the big 3 would have finished this match with 1 leg
>>158078682but he's married?
I MISS SINNER
>>158078700calm down
>>158078699Novax beat more top 10 players than Zverev has all year KEK. Next gen btfo, fuck the shitters.
Kek. Love this tourney
Zverev bros, we fucking did it. Best player in the world
>>158078721He beat one top 10 player and the other two beat themselves
Fun throwback to the 2020-23 days where next gen shit themselves against Djokovic who was playing pretty ok
>>158078790we didn't know how good we had it
>>158078798It’s so good watching Zverev think he’s good then see him realize he’s a mug. It’s a shame Djokovic will have to retire eventually and we’ll stop getting this kino.
did memenaur give up due to mental midgetry or did he have real physical issues?
>>158078782He obv was beating Daniil lol
>>158078782seething
Master race wins again.
>>158069098What the fuck?
Do we even have to count the slams Grug and Sinner won? If Djokovic can win titles in this era and if Zverev can win multiple slams in this era, then imagine what a prime Nadal/Federer could do in this era.
>>158078942>then imagine what a prime N*dal/F*derer could do in this era.nowhy would i
>>158078959relax
It's pretty obvious neither Sinner nor Carlos will be able to hold up in their 30s, so who is the next realistic tennis player who can pass Djokovic in all time accolades?
>>158079012gluten free runera will be biblical
>>158079026Come on now
>>158079012Zverev
>>158079012Fonseca
>>158079012Sinner still has a chance at passing Djokovic in slams and weeks at number 1 as long as he keeps his doping regime on schedule, but Carlitos is all roid monkey and force. He wont even be a top ten player by the time he turns 27.
Remember at the beginning of the year when Carlitos was the youngest career slam winner and was pretty much christened the heir apparent to Federer? Whatever happened there?
>>158079012Jodar
De manure deserved to lose because hes blatantly height frauding. Hes obviously 5'8 at best
Reddit's reaction after realizing Zverev is the next Numero Uno
>>158079196I think reddit loves sascha. The only places I see him getting extreme hate are places like talk tennis or mens tennis forums
>Sir, the sixth king has been named
>>158079370Is he replacing Sinner, Novak or (lol) Demon?
LOAT (Luckiest of all Time)
>>158079205Is it opposite day in Czechia? Every single thing you said is wrong.
SOAP (Seethiest of all posters)
>>158071054A salient update: I did not watch any tenny
>>158079012he has been biding his timewaiting for the right moment
>>158078790vintage vulturing at its finest
>>158079370Looks like a racist WW2 propaganda poster
>>158079012They said that about Nadal so it’s hard to tell. Grug will probably win 25 slams.
>>158079012Cruzzah
>>158078913>>158078933>>158078989Welcome back serbflags. You should post more when Novak is having a bad time. He needs your support.
>>158079898crust
Y'all hyped for the coveted Shanghai Masters? Past champions and defeated finalists include Valentin Vacherot, Hubert Hurkacz, Roberto Bautista-Agut, Arthur Rinderknech and the mighty Diecinuevo Corona-Virus
>>158080640An elite group
>>158080664The past winners are actually a pretty decent roll of honour, guess that's what comes of the tournament being cancelled during tennis's Century of Humiliation (2020-23)
>>158080664Holy fucking disgusting slop
Why does Shanghai have a maters anyway? I'd have expected Hongkong or Peking
>>158080741meant for >>158079370
Another johabbath passes peacefully .
>>158080888lol
>>158080824It's because you guys cucked out and forfeited your Hamburg Masters in 2007. Madrid was hard court back then and Shanghai replaced it, but for some reasons Hambourg gave it's clay court placement to Madrid.
>>158080949Didn't they sue the ATP over that whole thing and lost?
>>158081483Part time boomers rise up
>retires twice in a row late into the third set shortly before he would have lostWhat did Atmane mean by this? Is it a betting scam? Or just a 150 IQ play mere mortals cannot comprehend?
Not the first time Germans have been betrayed by Spaniards and Chinamen.
Which shitter will Zverev lose to in Shanghai?
>>158082018Every good player like Alcaraz, Paul, Michelsen, Fils, Lehecka, Buse is in the other side of the draw, so who knows.
>>158082018For me it's gotta be some sudaca journeyman. I would have said Tabilo but he's a lefty. Maybe Etcheverry?
>>158082301Tennis matches for this feel?
>>158082208Those are good players?
Now that the dust has settled, what went wrong with Demon? Did he tear his hymen like Musetti?
We thought the lanklet servebot meta had been defeated, but they were just biding their time. Spinning their narratives about the balls being too slow, the courts too fast, building a web of deceit to take the tour to a point where no ordinary sized man can compete without destroying his body and soul. Only robots like Djokovic can face them and live. The final man standing is Alcaraz, but he won't last long.
>>158082927Djokovic's entire game nowadays is just baseline servebotting. Cant blame him much at that age but he's basically the epitome of the advanced servebot syndrome. Didn't break serve once against one of the weakest top ranked servers today.
finally he's the undisputed #1
>>158084035what if he's hit by a car tomorrow? or forgets to take his insulin?
>>158084035>lets Zverev win his first slam>also lets Zverev win his second slam>and lets Zverev finally reach the #1 rankJust how generous is Jason?
>>158084035this is a reminder to us all that we're just one lucky year away from happiness
>>158084484Now I'm curious, surely there must've been an active professional tennis player that died while still holding ranking points. Would they have been removed from the rankings immediately or do they just let them roll off naturally?
who wins shanghai?
>>158085073Im going out on a limb and say norrie
>>158084925They don’t seem to remove deaths/retirees/dope fiends from the rankings, just let them roll of naturally (or if it’s Frauderer you change the rankings so he’s still stinking them up years after is relevancy)
>>158085895Federer is still ranked #1 in the hearts and minds of /atp/
>>158086485This but nadal
>>158086531Basado
Today Gea will remind them
Business idea:>skip the first round of Masters tournaments>shrink the draw size to 56 like Monte Carlo and Paris>shorten the schedule to one weekBam, players are happy because the schedule isn't as packed so they don't get injured as much, viewers are happy because there are no more boring matches between noname shitters, and broadcasters are happy because there are no more retarded Tuesday finals. Dunno how no one has ever thought of this before
>>158089292How does this create value for the ATP shareholders?
>>158089292Better, no more ATP Scheißhausen Masters, make a order of merit and let the tournaments decide themselves how valuable they're
>>158089379>let the tournaments decide themselves how valuable they're10 000 points for the prestigious Doha Open
>>158089392Just like I wrote, order of merit, that is a prize money ranking like in golf, no more points
>>158089443>Since 2004 the rankings have been produced by a company called "Official World Golf Ranking" which took over the ranking system from IMG.>IMGguess we all know who is the new number 1 in this system
>The first stage in the calculation is the ranking of each event. For most events the ranking depends on the current world rankings of the participating golfers and the participation of the leading golfers from the "home tour".>A "world rating value" is calculated. Any golfer currently ranked in the world top 200 is given a rating value. The world No. 1 is allocated 45, the No. 2 is allocated 37, the No. 3 is allocated 32, down to those ranked between 101 and 200 who are allocated a rating value of 1 each. The maximum possible world rating value is 925 but this would only happen if all the top 200 golfers were playing.this is actually unfathomably based Djokobitch would have fallen out the top 100 in the early 2020s if we had this system
>>158089443The current system is fine. It's how long 7 of the 9 Masters are. There is no reason (except more ticket sales) for them to be 1.5 or 2 weeks. I think Indian Wells being longer is fine, but the others should be 1 week. It's especially bad during that Canada-Cincy stretch.
Waiting runeNo, waiting ruumwaiting rume?
>big southern shitalian """"""talent"""""" named china exposed in china
>>158089470The system is shit then? As someone outside the top 100 really shouldn't be getting into finals etc.
Medvedev-sized IQ theory: Novak foresaw he was going to be at a disadvantage in the second set, so he took a tactical MTO, thereby forcing ADM's strong leg muscles to cooldown and thus triggered an aggravated/inflammed groin muscle early in the second set. This was not done in good sportsmanship
>hijicaca
>>158089788Gamesmanship king has done it again.
>>158089517Just fix the balls and/or make the courts quicker. Better tennis, less fatigue/injuries, grinders exposed as frauds. Everyone wins.
Wu is bullying Zheng
>>158089710Posters provided context: The original post is a joke ribbing the alleged lack of quality of Novak Djokovic's Grand Slam opponents in the early 2020s. It posits the absurd fallacy that a ranking system weighted by quality of competition would have seen Djokovic fall outside the world's top 100 rankings during those years, but the cheeky wink to the camera the replier seems to have missed is that obviously, regardless of the quality of players in those years, since Djokovic won the majority of Grand Slam tournaments in those years, he was always going to be number 1 in any ranking system, and wouldn't have been in any danger of falling to a lowly 101st!
The vulture fallacy
>>158090170the vulture rhetoric is a fallacy because casper ruud is elite. There I said it.
Where the fuck is Holger
>>158090237Effectively retired
Wultras, we made it
Ferrymen do we think today will be smooth sailing?
chumba
>>158090213Elite in what exactly?
féry>>158090386well
>>158090454winning 250s
>>158090454Elite in pushing
Wu plays Zverev next. Chokekino incoming?
>>158090479does it matter2 grands slams
féry done shaved his hair
>>158090486The best player in the world doesn't care about mickey mouse non-slams...
some féry coaching going ondidn't work
>>158090454Weak era slam final appearances
féry on coursecorrected the times he went off
totally nautical dude
Holgie finally on but I want to sleep
>>158090515Reminder he was 1 win away from world number 1...
féry has to go to the toiletand will go during the next changeover...
>>158090651did it happen? the people need to know
féry smooth the second set
a féry message
>>158090630We were robbed of this
Poone
>>158090926Love these kind of posts after a whole bunch of different comments on a match kek
>>158090697Shankhai?
>>158090697jerrys city
>>158091111A lone "Shitz" in the thread always makes me laugh
>Rooney
Starting to lose faith in the new big 3
>>158092379Grug is back, he’s saved us from the other two frauds.
rune is a faggot
>>158092379The JM Cerundolo ruined his career. He made him insecure about shitting the bed so early at RG so he absolutely wanted to win Wimbledon. Problem is he fell and hurt himself in the first round but continued playing anyway. Might have withdrawn and taken care of it much earlier if he had done well enough at RG.
Consulting the draw for tomorrow. Who the FUCK is Ilia Simakin
>>158092505if only the grass was dirt from the first round
Tennis need a Ballon dor. they could call it the Racquet d'or.
>>158093150Who do you nominate?
>>158093150we already have that its the trophy for the six kings slam
>>158093237Ilia Simakin
Anyone remember Taylor Fritz?
>>158093874The singer?
>>158093874streets won't forget
>>158093908Kek what a fraudulent run from Kyrgios
>>158093834kek
Wikiing David Goffin rn to see his slam quarter final repertoire and I am astounded to see he's still playing
>>158093962If you fixate on every youngish player you've never heard of that suddenly shows up in an ATP draw on Flashscore after winning a couple Challengers in a row, you are GUARANTEED to eventually discover the next GOAT and be able to brag about it on /atp/ years later.
>>158093979For a moment I thought you were calling Goffin a Viking
>>158093990I unironically discovered van Assche this way and thought he would turn out decent, but he's fucking terrible.
This son of a bitch
>>158094207They get to witness challengers somewhere in Thailand or some shit while everyone else is asleep. Unfair advantage.
>>158092505Was this really what caused it? He looked perfectly fine after that for the rest of the tournament
>>158093979>he didn't see Coffin's final matchthe height of casualness
>>158097588All right maybe I have no taste, but the court colors here are great
>>158092590Just a stepping stone for THE Camilo Ugo Carabelli apparently
>>158084888Checked and based Wagmi in the zvera
>>158096667What else do you think caused it? I think it's pretty clear that's the moment where he messed up something with his knee. He played through it for the rest of the tournament, but then disappeared afterwards.
>>158093908Kyrgios walked so Cobolli could run
>>158100009I dunno but again he seemed perfectly fine afterwards. I'd sooner believe he fucked something up during practice like a retard
>>158100016Based Fraudi losing 3 in a row after the roof was closed
>>158100038He never had the makings of a varsity athlete with that frail body...
Christina Aguilera absolutely destroying Botic
>>158100421I wish she would body me
BUUUUUUUUU
boticbroers!>>158100421meirda
Genuine insanity how there’s not a single interesting player today That’ll increase ticket sales herr Gaudenzi
I guess for Merida this match was not "what a girl wants"
These new BOSS towels look quite sexy admittedly, sorry Ralph Lauren but your horse is so over. I for one welcome our new German overlords
>>158100649calm down>>158100650shit bit
>>158100654not enough>Tennis Australia acknowledges that the AO is held on Wurundjeri Woi Wurrung Country and we extend our respects to Elders past and present and to all First Nations People.you homo's
man de slamdunk
>>158100654Those are pickleball courts. Phwoar though
BUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
My dear wife,, we have this beautiful new baby, the apple of our eye, the fruit of our existence,, what shall we call this chosen child>? I know, Dalibor Svrcina
Wasn't Landaluce supposed to be elite?
>>158101164
>>158101162Some people aren't cultured enough to appreciate Asian first names like Bu or Fnu
>>158100654Fritz takes the trophy in 'The Melbourne Identity'
>>158101162Johannes Monday
interesting career change for Aaron Funk www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxoY1fV_AHs
Did you hear the one about the Lithuanian trainspotter?
How will Hubi choke to Novax this time?
why does atmane keep crashing out
can't tell this OP image from the Greece thread
>Tennis idol is Rafael Nadal. Favourite athletes are Ronaldo and Khabib Nurmagomedov.>Outside of tennis, enjoys football and his favourite team is Marseille.>Favourite superhero is Iron Man, movie is Top Gun Maverick, actor is Tom Cruise and TV show is HunterXhunter.>Favourite music group is the Red Hot Chili Peppers.>Hobby is taking ice baths.>Guilty pleasure is eating food. Favourite food is pasta.
>ice bathsHow is that a hobby?
>>158104137>TV show is HunterXhunterBasado (who are we talking about)
>>158104137Grim on all counts
>>158104209https://www.atptour.com/en/players/arthur-gea/g0ix/bioTHE
>Says that he has an all-around game after growing up on clay with both offensive and defensive skills.You will never guess what player has this in his profile
>>158104295The Peruvian Pterodactyl
>>158104295I've played on clay courts in Breslau tbf
>>158104323Very cold
>>158104350I cheated, I knew it had to be a servebot or a seagull
>>158104360Ok, how about this one?>Follows a vegan diet.
Hobbies include watching anime, reading manga and playing video games including Fortnite and Minecraft. Brings books to tournaments and tries to read as often as he can.
>>158104471Tatmane
wtf is wrong with those faggots in the wta threadgenuine question
>>158104497Obviously kek
>Hobby is playing chess. Enjoys Spanish food.>Says his secret talent is his music taste, and Coldplay is his favourite band.
>>158104556Too easy. Spanish food so probably a Spanish player. Obviously not Grug. So Yoda or Landaluce. I think I've seen both of them mention before they're into music. But saying "my secret talent is music" is some prime weirdo statement so probably the shoelace boy.
>>158104633*music taste
>>158104663Viva la jodar Anyway that’s enough of that before the crying Dutchman gets here
>>158104556>>Says his secret talent is his music taste, and Coldplay is his favourite band.that's pretty funny
Ladies and gentlemen, I am pleased to announce that the main draw of the Shanghai Rolex Masters officially begins today after two days of qualifying
Last digit is how many top ten shitters go out today
Just bet on hurk-ak to lose. Literally free money.
>>158105807good possibility
>>158105807Same number of actual shitters in the top 10
>>158106447But we're talking about round two Djokovic, the muggy type!
>>158104190
grug svrcina qf finna hit like crack desu
>>158104633>Spanish food so probably a Spanish player.I mean, we call "Spanish food" just "food" over here...
cobolli is cooked
I thought Demon would give a walkover but apparently he got a walkover?
Pooblev
Dumbert
>>158110381Picked him over Kakanov or Blockx in fantasy
Cobollocks
kwabolli
Roland-Garros finalist Cobolli beaten by unc
Commentator saying Zverev was the chosen one who was supposed to be #1 after the big 3Not wrong I guess
>>158110124Typical Madridista citizen of nowhere, imperialist Castilian dog eradicating the existence of proud local Iberian cuisines to promote the global paella cabal.
>>158110698lmao
Every night I’m like I’ll get out of bed, go down to the TV, make some coffee, watch some Shanghai tennis when I wake up It’s yet to happen
>>158110735I found this yesterday in the archive lol
>De Minaur walkoverThought it would have been HIM who would be the one letting Molcan pass, not the other way around. Luck of the De Min
Big Z really taking this opportunity to practice his net skills like JSin practiced his dropshot after USO last year
>>158110823Surely if you're Molcan in that situation you hold out as long as you can in case the other guy withdraws firstBut I guess Molcouldn't
How do we solve the Andrei Rublyov problem
Koenig voice Karen went KHACHANOVA on that forehand
>mooi zo blockx>godverdomme blockx>mooi zo blockx>godverdomme blockx>godverdomme blockxstomme blockx
>>158110946Me struggling to build a Lego millennium falcon in 2006
Alex blockx more like He-licks cocks
>>158111001and then it fell apart completely
Guess you could say Blockx has come full circle
jenson is in a hurry to go to singapore and meet his namesake jenson
>>158111235HehI don't get it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5BBTwo-_A0
>>158111264i say it's a joke son!
>>158110751>MadridistaHOW DARRRRRRRRRE YOU
Jensen buttsby
that went from a féry bad to a féry good to a féry bad set
Fear not, ferries always arrive at the right destination in the end
Turdovic looks flushed
>>158111835calm down
Can smell a def. (ret.) coming for Luckovic
Nobody, and I mean N O B O D Y beats Slurpert Slurpkacz 9 times in a row!
Well it looks like this clash of two grand slam semifinalists is going to the last stop
>>158111986No shame in quitting. The 6 Kangz slam looms.
Novak "muh haunches" Djokovic
>>158111264ALL ABOARD
Ferries need to be short so that their centre of gravity is lower than their metacentre. Smart thinking Arthur, refusing to eat any protein in childhood.
Djokobros... this was meant to be his epic revenge arc.... we prepared all those aura tiktok clips......
This is worse than his Rome showing against THE Prism
Fery's coaches are looking completely disinterested
>>158112123You'd be bored too if you had to watch a Khachanov matchThankfully there are much more interesting and dynamic players to watch like Hubert Hurkacz and Novak Djokovic
>>158112133Sensible chuckle
It does beg the questionIf tier 1 is le big 4, tier 2 is Sincaraz and tier 3 is/always was Zverev, who's in tier 4 when all of the above are not present?
>>158112144FritzTsitsipasRuud
>>158112158
>>158112158That’s tier 16
more like ferymensch
Nov-AK
Hubbie>Ended Roger's slam career>Ended Nadal's masters careerUhh Novakers???
Big reveals:>>158104295Hurkacz>>158104411Kyrgios
Chochoonov couldn't catch up to the fery
djokovicsisters... not like this...
>>158112206The angel of death
Botic will end Novak's slam career at AO27
Sell me this Shanghai
>>158112206>>158112219the Hurbinger of death
>>158112234Best City 66>
103>102
>>158112247Jimmy laughs
breach in the hull
Fery might be sinking...
These puns are Fery funny
>>158112295Chubby Roddick?
Ideally Ferry needs to stay away from the breakers
Who the fuck is Zhou
Abandon ship
The ferry is sinking
He capsized
Status: sunk
too much tiebreak for féry
>>158112422More like he's cat-sizedcause he's shortKEK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMw7BXd9npkfover
Thankfully no girls were allowed on the sinking ship
>>158106447>
>They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.
Might become a Zhou Yi ultra
They work for the seagull. The nepotta man.
Honestly I think Djokovic has some kind of sickness. He has so many bad days, but can still play very good if he's fine. Losing to some polish plumber shouldn't happen
>>158112475If he pulled out of grass season would his ranking die?
>>158112481He says he's feeling great, loses, then talks about struggling with illness for months. He's just old and run down. Consistency is impossible.
>>158112538It would be extremely vulturous
>>158112559How did the soon-to-be world number one and best player in the world lose to this finished grandpa?
>>158112589His secret ability, gluten nen time, failed to deliver a sugar rush because it wasn't rush hour in Beijing.
>>158112559He was vomiting in Cincy/USO. Dude clearly has something on top of just being old. Humidity was always going to nuke him here desu.
>>158112604What's the point of such an ability? Doesn't sound very helpful.
>>158112604>BeijingWe call it Peking around here.
>>158112634Is Peking the DMV of China?
>>158112615long covid takes its revenge
>Serious problems may surround the fashion exhibition and an event featuring names like Carlos Alcaraz or Novak Djokovic. We are talking about the Six Kings Slam, which will take place in two weeks (starting from October 22) in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia. The problem, of course, is that this event seems to be at the epicenter of new military conflicts in the Middle East... and it has received devastating news in recent hours, with events that could alter the course of the tournament.>Throughout this morning, three Saudi civilians have died due to several attacks at Riyadh airport, attacks claimed by the Houthi rebels from Yemen, who have been waging a brutal war near the Gulf for some time. Both attacks targeted two aircraft, one of which belonged to the Saudia airline, whose owner is none other than Saudi Arabia itself. These two attacks jeopardize the security of the Arab nation, which has plans to host many sporting events in the coming months.
>>158112882the tour needs some danger, players are all so pampered
It seems Fery couldn't navigate the deep waters
>>158112882>Alcaraz killed by Houthi military strike>Zverev dominates the tour for the next 5 years
Poosetti
Zhad
>the muse of tennys
Guess you could say Zhou Yi Showed He had the stuff
>Says that his best quality is that he's a hard worker, but his worst quality is that he's lazy. Based paradoxicist
>>158113238>ends up losing early all year because part of the debris damaged his blood sugar sensors>Felix becomes the new number 1 winning one trophy (Stockholm indoors)
will Novax even make the WTF?
>>158113804Yes, because Sinner will drop out
Buud
>>158113816Mite become close. Everyone of these shitters can still overtake him and he plays like 4 tournaments outside of slams
Darderitsipas
Not sure about this new gimmick
>>158113371he is the yin and the yang
Wondering if current Poosetti would be able to win a set against a houthi journeyman from Yemen who probably plays with a wooden racquet
>>158114116>wooden racquetthe houthis had better tech than anyone expected so i wouldn't be so sure
>>158114130What racquets do they use in Yemen? Deserts stone and camel hair for the strings maybe
Now that the dust has settled, who would you rather have as a wingman on a night out clubbing?Paire, Kyrgios, Tomic, Fognini, Gulbis or Safin?
>>158114178Radek Stepanek
>>158114269Ok that went off course. Let me rephrase the question: who out of these >>158114178 can drink the most in a night?
>>158114140some sort of head raquet
>>158114178Gulbis
>>158114178safin without a doubt
some niggas make millions(tennis players), other niggas (this board) make memes
>>158115490It's more like 5 different guys each doing their own memes incessantly day after day while not watching any tennisand it's peak I'm afraid
>>158115557I'm useless and in fact AM watch tennis. checkmate
Damn i need to get back onto that grind man. I need to wake up at 7 am and practice at the wall. I need to practice serve at the courts. I feel like I still haven't played my best matches yet, but I need to get into shape first man. Fuckkkk
>>158115792First time I played on clay was in the hills above Gradac overseen by a wise croatian manHe was a good guy
4u
>>158116032I recommend Losinj for a holiday all about tennis.Gradac is fine though I'm not a huge fan od the whole Makarska riviera for some unrelated reasons
>>158115792i hit against the wall and im still shit
I just need to do one of those intensive tennis courses, that'll unlock my potential and I can hit the tour as a 32yo young gun
>Medvedev vs Struffbased
>>158114178Tomic probably. Kyrgios will get you arrested or in a car crash. A lot of the others are too handsome.
>need to pay up just to practice serves on a courtnever stood a chance
>>158116339I wonder who the oldest player was to make the ATP top, let's say 250 for the first time.
Is Zverev a cheater?
>Wu lost
>>158116555It's refreshing to hear him put it so plainly. I am refreshed.
Medvedev? More like Unfed then ded
fraudar
Aliasshole
>>158118750To be fair, he's against THE Tirante.
It's ThiagoverI knew he'd blow it after he choked all those break points earlier
>>158116491Apparently it's Paolo Lorenzi at 34 when he won the Kitzbuhel Open in 2016
shame about Ugo, really wanted Fraudix to lose
>>158119527Don't trust what Grok tells you, Wikipedia says he's the oldest first time title winner but doesn't say he's the oldest to break into the top 250 in the rankings. He was in the top 50 at the time
La vache was rank 204 when he won the prestigious Shang-Hai Masters
>>158119639Oh I misread the question, I thought it was about who was the older when they got their 250 and up ATP tournaments.
Rain?? In the land of the rising Sun?
The silver iodide planes failed. The shame is eternal
>>158114789This Safin gets so much pussy, he will get you many opportunities
Merge this shit thread with /tennis/
>>158119679Yes, it's about who reached a ranking point where you could speculate they're not completely without hope.
>>158121373Nyet
>>158121373this is a no simp zone
>>158118636>>158118750>>158118781all won their matches
still haven't watched a match except for 5 mins of Holger
Best advice received: "My dad would tell me to always work hard no matter where you are in life. Always work hard, be humble and just be yourself."
Inspired by Roger Federer but thinks his game is reminiscent of Novak Djokovic.
Favourite superhero is Captain America, movie is Harry Potter, TV show is The Office and actor is Steve Carell.
>>158122667Do we have to keep being reminded that the players we're following are essentially retarded manchildren?
>>158122725Favourite movie is Interstellar, TV show is Breaking Bad, actor is Jason Statham and musician is Eminem.
Busers...
>>158122905The Punisher of Paraguay
what's that magical pixie dust sound?
Grug looked pretty iffy in Tokyo but he looks absolutely unreal here
so, what do we make of Grug's mustache
feel the wraz
>>158123104Meme stache he'll keep for a like a week but interviews will ask him about for the next few months
>Ignoramusio Ignaysayers we feastin'
>>158123631Jut wait until clay season *grumble grumble*
>>158122588Griekspoor>>158122636Fokina>>158122667Svajda>>158122770Berrettini
>>158125151you didn't agree before?
>>158125151It's kinda cute. Like the BBC asking whether you have a TV license to use the iPlayer
>bu and buse done lostrip>botic done wonnoice
>>158121373>*/teenis/
>If he wasn't a tennis player, he would be a boxer.>Favourite sports personality is Mike Tyson, whom he met at 2016 ATP Masters 1000 Indian Wells.>Enjoys spending time at the pool.>Featured in Vogue's 2015 September issue.
>>158128354Can't think of a single tennis player I would consider to be a boxer. Is it an American?
>>158128699an European 1-time Masters champion
>>158128354Has to be Rublev, he was boxing in his youth
Well I guess I shall
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