cum shitter is dealing
TAMPAAAAAAA
it was 28 rings
the red sox would have made this a series
There is no crying in baseball
Jeff McNeil is a little queer. Little fucking rat boy
image of David Ortiz with sunglasses laughing at the dugout.jpg
Yankees need a batting lineup of clean shaven white americans. That's how they would win a world series again
>the cameras constantly focusing on Yankees fans in the crowd
The AL East is ours now
I fuckin love baseball, bros
Love my Rays :))))))))
The Rays are just too lucky
>white sox rays ALCSmanfred caught dead with pills in tampa hotel room
I never had an attractive teacher until my last year of college
Lightning beat the flyers Nice
>this green shield commercial >"Dr. PatelKek, the memes are true about Canada
*26 rings and a watch
LOVIE LOVIE LOVIE LOVIE LOVIE ALL THE TIIIIME
>stinkees>going to get swept out of the ‘offs by a divisional rivalkwab
Coach Saban, what is wrong with the Yankees?
>>158075388In Tampa we have a Dr. Patel High School and the music center used to be called th Patel conservatory
>>158075400Lovey dovey you fucking maroon
>>158075367this but unironically
>gives you a pity home run to make it more entertaining
>LOL STANKEES LOL!!!!111!!!!11We make the playoffs every single year. We have an outstanding farm system and the budget to buy big pieces whenever we need them. We have staked some of the most incredible series comebacks in baseball history.You can all shitpost as much as you want, but this series will be handled in New York. A real stadium with real fans who show up to every game.Keep laughing. See how long it lasts. Stupid fucks.
RAYS UP!
I feel like I could have fucked a few teachers now that I think about it
LOL STANKEES LOL!!!!111!!!!11
158075415Bait needs to be subtle anon. No (you) for you
>>158075402
>>158075422Juliana Colombiana was your teacher?
>>158075415>losing to a team with 1/3 your budget who play in a homeless shelterPATHETIC
>>158075422No, you didn't have the maturity you have now
>>158075422I have a sneaking suspicion that some of young female teachers are just waiting for the right student to make a move before their resolve and morals disappear
>>158075379One of my history professors had gorgeous boobs and would sometimes wear low cut tops. Some of my (female) classmates swore she had implants.
>>158075455i fucked her
Tampa only beats the Yankees in the postseason. They lose to everybody else they face.
START SPREADING THE CUMSI'M SHITTING TODAYI WANT TO CUM APART OF SHITJEW YORK JEW YORK
I just love how demoralizing this must be for Yankeecucks. Couldn't even win with your """""""ace""""""" pitching and had to watch and piss yourselves as he came and shit all over the mound.
>>158075443I never lasted more than 3 minutes with my high school girlfriend lol. A mid 20s woman would have been too much
>>158075455>gorgeous boobsbro is 15 years old
The cum shitter posters were right all along.
>>158075463And we thank them for their service.
>>158075367good post
>>158075354>Little fucking rat boyRat boy? I resent that!
>>158075446kek... KEK
when you guys snort your nereus, do you break it up first or just take the entire capsule at once?
>>158075473the meme that united /mlb/
Smart baseball wins again.
>>158075470this, lost my card in about 8 pumps
So are we looking forward to Game 5 force with brewers and rays?
>>158075438extremely impressive levels of brainwashing to produce so many cucked responses so quickly, even for reddit
>>158075462She was, possibly still is, nationally regarded for some of her work in certain facets of revolutionary America so you may have come across her.
>>158075469Fried is our ace, because he won a World Series
Has a player that shits cum ever won a WS?
>>158075469Based Rays
>>158075490im a fan of scham clittler personally
>>158075507Derek Jeeter
>>158075496>he thinks normal people are racistguess again bud
Can everyone literally shut the fuck up. It's only a 4 run game with a lot of baseball left to play.
>>158075507Nope
>>158075507Kershaw
>generic viagra adsWell, I guess we know who's watching baseball.
>>158075515Yankees have been figured out
cum shitter kek
>>158075440Wait, is Juliana a teacher? >>158075443That's exactly the point I wasn't mature enough to even think they would, but I feel there was at least 2 that consider me attractive or the typical "if you were 6 years older I would date you">>158075444This pretty much, if they find someone they trust, like and know they will take it to the grave they will do it.
>>158075524lance bass bros...
>>158075515any good yarns about a hot teacher?
Quads and rays win it all
>>158075524LMAO>cum shitter
>>158075507Ohtani
what is my yankees doin
>>158075552yea I fucked her.
>>158075554Fuck. So close again. This time we’ll pull our ace in game 7 instead of game 6
whoa got damn
>>158075554Kek Manfred says NOPE
>>158075554>off by 1
>>158075515Nah you can feel the vibes, this shit is over
I keep biting my fucking cheek when I chew gum and it fucking sucks because I like chewing gum
>>158075409I'm only mildly boomer adjacent, cut me some slack
>>158075471Pretty yabboos
jizz might have made it if he was wearing more aerodynamic trousers.
Palacios > Cabellero
>you now remember the clemens/piazza bat incidenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNTWUPsPrJ8
>>158075564crisp
>>158075554They're getting eliminated in the ALCS to the Sox
5 errors btw
>>158075588i pulled a filling out with some a few weeks ago :(
>>158075585Gettin PCA energy
RAYS UP
21st century Yankees forever remember for:>blowing a 3-0 lead to boston>getting buttfucked by detroit and houston three to four times>dropping the ball to dodgers>commiting four errors in one game to rays
>>158075611wasn't the line 5.5? the def commit at least one more.
>>158075605was it roid rage?
>weathersgame's punted
>>158075538>some guy, maybe it was this guy, came to take me to work out with the Yankees once. I don't remember when. Anyway, they said no. Now I play for another team and I'm good against the Yankees... I think. I never really know when I'm pitching there.Indifference dissolves the Yankees like acid.
George cooper was a SAINT
>>158075365Left to Right.>Mystery Meat Missy>Groundskeeper Willa>Downtown Brown>White Army>Lil Red>Peroxide Penelope>Dream Weaver/ Believer>Jewette
>>158075634what are you, British?
>>158075617correct
yankees look like the astros out there
>>158075634Possibly exacerbated by roid rage but clemens was always a colossal asshole.
Just sports
>Sydney Sweeney topless gambling ad>Recently announced that she might be converting to Judaism
>>158075669no politics just white people
>>158075669don't forget me and my takes
>>158075634didn't you hear the guy, he said it was a foolish act
"I wouldn't say there's really too much of a [home] crowd here. I expect there to be a lot of Yankees fans here. In some ways, you're playing at home. The guys are excited to have that atmosphere here."- Cam Schlittler on Tropicana Field
>>158075617>>158075654
kek cum shitter
>>158075669How is this sports betting craze going to end? The only way these companies can advertise like this is likely because they're making ASSLOADS of money. Is everyone just gambling their money away?
The iPhone duo is going to be a buggy shitshow isn’t it?
>>158075683KWACS!!
LEAKED YANKEES ALDS CLINCH SHIRT
>>158075683more like cum shitter amr?
My Royals would dog walk these shit teams
>crowd chanting YANKEES SUCKLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
His name is cum shitter.
>>158075683kek what a cum shitter
>>158075703pretty ugly too
Alright John Rocker is getting to me. He saying fuck New York and haha at the Yankees.
>>158075702>Is everyone just gambling their money away?don't underestimate human stupidity bro
>>158075626Five errors
>>158075703>a buggy shitshowisn't that all modern tech these days
>>158075702Just shut the fuck up and “invest” in the “market” bro!
https://x.com/tb_sports_fan/status/2107299731038728427?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjAYou love to see it
>>158075729t. john rocker
>>158075702>Is everyone just gambling their money away?it's hit many people like crack, they don't have self control
>>158075737yes. i'm clinging to my 13 mini for dear life
yankEEEEEs
>he's saying haha at the yankeesbuy an ad john
>belly hit a bomb
>>158075776
>>158075702Yes, gambling addiction is a huge problem I'm all for legal sports betting but they need to ban advertising like they did with cigarettes
>>158075734
>>158075755>You love to see it>You can't see anything on the internet in 2026
>>158075488Crushed and then snorted via the anus
>>158075776sensiblechuckle.gif
>>158075776vgh... ;-;
>>158075804get back in the dugout cum shitter
cum shitter looooool
>>158075703>2012 + 14>Not using Samsung ISHYGDDT
>>158075798can't wait to hear what Mike thinks of this
>>158075791>ban advertisingcool it with the anti-semitic remarks
>>158075702i think everyone stopped caring for one reason or another over the past 10 years
>>158075776kekini
>>158075771based me until I finally had to give in and get a new one last year
I only bet once a year when I go to Vegas. And when I do. I bet on the Rays
It's not even funny anymore, dogshit defense.
>>158075846i don't want a fucking tablet man i just want something functional. i wish there was such a thing as a good android phone but the last one of those came out in like 2011
jizz jizzum kek
>>158075791It's not gambling Bro, it's investing in the sports market
>>158075857it's def still funny kek
JIZZ 'EM!!
>>158075852based receipt keeper
>>158075852Why don't you do it at the Hard Rock in Tampa? It's s nice
>>158075860so trueI hate how massive phones are now, but I did get the basic bitch 17 last year and it’s surprisingly well sized, basically the only reason I got it I hate all modern phones though
how did Paul Blackburn go from being a bum starter w/ the A's to a sub 2 reliever w/ the Yankees?
>>158075877I live in Texas now Plus I have the frontier gowild pass $16 from IAH to LAS and $40 rooms at the Luxor
Why don't the yankees play smart baseball?
>>158075863They need to start acting like professionals, it's a disgrace.
>>158075886Yankees pitching coach is better than the A's one
there is no way jizz chimpson gets a big contract from the yankees after this right
>>158075895money went to their head
>>158075882Whatever happened to this cunt? Is he still doing New Zealand today?
>>158075895chimps have an iq of 40
>there are people in this very thread who unironically buy shitty ecosystemically jailed iPhones instead of any one of the numerous much more flexible Androids
>>158075895
>>158075886he sucked on the mets too
>>158075916well yes, i like when my phone works
jizzem in the ass so he shits cum
>>158075776OH NO NO NO
RICE HOMER
>>158075916shut up nerd
FUCK
Rays killer Ben Rice
ALL RICE
>>158075917Stop posting this child. It's sick.
>>158075933assuming you don't need your hand held when operating a smartphone, that's a good reason to buy an android>>158075948you see what you did? Yanks scored because of you
>>158075895Yankees don't have enough white players for smart baseball
Whatever Seymour is always good for a solo HR every outing. Yankees won't score again this game after that one.
Ben Rice does not give up
>>158075947>>158075950>>158075964>>158075966STOP SPOILING MY STREAM IS LIKE A MINUTE BEHIND
>>158075916My phone is for phone stuff. I do have a Chinese vidya emulator ‘droid tho.
Ben Rice can’t win with these cats
I’m sorry but have the Yankees lost yet?
>>158075916Bro its a phone, you only need a phone to browse social media and text bitches, and women get the ick if you have an Android
>>158075967he's actually a 35 year old police officer if you can believe it
Ben Statpadice
>>158075907dunno mate, can’t say I watch any NZ ‘tv’ I’m surprised you know of him desuRice doing it all for the Yanks now
>>158075974Back-to-back with Bellinger
>>158075981no
>>158075917What age is this young man?
>>158075968>having a phone that does its job quickly all the time exactly how you expect it to is like cuck behavior or something idkit is a utility device. it does utility things for me. i just need it to do its job, that's all
>>158075891Do you like Texas more than Florida?
>>158075988Woah! No way! I swore he was a 17 year old civilian!
who the fuck even cares about phones anymore? i cant name a single feature added in the past 10 years. i use the browser, camera, basic shit. what is there to even get excited about
nice garbage time pity dinger kek
Sometimes I feelLike I don't have a playoffsSometimes I feelLike my only friendIs the city I visitThe city of TampaLonely as I'mTogether we cryUnder the rings downtownIs where I drew some bloodUnder the rings downtownI could not get enoughUnder the rings downtownForgot about my cumUnder the rings downtownI gave my life away
I don’t think Jomboy is in a good place right now
>>158076010this is the post
Garbage time Ben Roidce with meaningless home runs
Lmaooo Stanton studying the iPad like>if I hit a 5 run home run we can still win
>>1580760144/10
>>158076010Using sunshine and moonlight to stream my PC at home to my phone anywhere
Very generous of Seymour to give Baker a save opportunity.
>>158076010That's how I feel. I can't believe what people spend on phones, especially how few of the features many actually use. It's all marketing. And momdless consumers.
>>158075988He's a civil war vet
>>158075986>being influenced by women everfaggot
>>158076010>Iphone18pro ad after this post
>>158076017KEK he’ll be fuming at this display
to the betting insider who posted earlier yankees 5 or more errorsholy shit man. you are a genius.thank you for the 200 bucks
>>158076010They come with a penis doctor he examines your penis
>>158076010I don't like how ugly the new phones look with multiple unneccesary cameras and shit. I don't need a new phone now but I would get that entry level iphone with the one camera, its the only one that looks nice like the old iphones.
>>158075702> The only way these companies can advertise like this is likely because they're making ASSLOADS of money.Untrue you usually advertise if you aren’t making as much money as you’d like and have a fuck ton of investment behind you that you’re afraid of losing.
>>158075895Because they're stupid Jerry, that's why!
>>158076054Yes, I realize that can sometimes be the case which is why I used 'likely' instead of 'definitely' but I think, given how many people I know, encounter, and read about that are heavy into sports betting apps that they likely are raking it in.
>>158076076Kek
>>158076010faster and better cameras. but I only upgrade every 5 years or so, not every year
>>158075852Never post tickets like this Someone can steal your winnings You need to blur out everything above >straight bet and blur out everything below the>to collect
>>158076054Sports betting companies will be buying up ads no matter what, they need the exposure otherwise they risk losing engagement to other sports betting services.
>>158075895by Jove, he's right!i've got a Yankees coaching job for you
>>158076102What winnings lmao, Rays ain't winning it
>>158076049would recommend it still takes perfectly good pics too, they other shit is so unnecessary (for me at least)
another stankee postseason exit due to lack of defensive fundamentals. and they still wont fire baboone, nor will he change.
What's the equivalent of this in NFL terms?
stankees kek o kek
>>158076124Down by 10 points in the 4th quarter 2 minute warning
>>158076124i dont watch niggercollide but it's basically smart baseball vs dumb chimp monkey baseball
stankees ace cum shitter kek
>>158076124When the good team loses to the bad team.
>>158075917>>158076124Cowboys losing to the Niners in the wildcard round
magnets
>>158076138Good call
>>158076124Cowboys and Patriots in choking the playoffs but mostly Cowboys lol
I remember reading that 90% of bettors had the Yankees this game. I needed to remember this to remind myself the house always winning.
>>158076120How do you blame boone for 5 errors?
>Stanton will retire without a world series
>>158076043make that four errors you degenerate fuckin gambler
>>158076138how many yards lost in penalties is the equivalent to 5 errors? (Edited)Edit: 4 errors
>>158076158how do they work?
>>158076120FULL THROTTLE!
>>158076174this. betting odds dictate yanks will win game 3 (everyone will bet on a sweep). then the rays will finish it off game 4 (everyone will buy in on yankees hype). cap this
>>158076174Always fade the public. You'll win 55% of the time at least Also don't parlay Parlays are literally what keeps books in business
>>158076124>overpaid team riding on it's old success losing to overperforming mid market teamjags beating cowboys maybe
>>158076186And so does Judge. Truly this generation's Don Mattingly
>>158076190Honestly 200 penalty yards. Five errors is unheard of in the majors
>>158076204Do you on the police chase threads in /pol/
>>158076197Most bettors will think “no way Yankees get swept at home” however Martinez will dominate and Rays WILL sweepDon’t cap this
>>158076204That's why I stopped browsing that shithole board. That shit is plutonium. Scary as fuck could get linked to your ISP and ruin your life
>>158076232The /sp/ poster stopped right?Fuck I always shit bricks every time he posted
WHAT THE FUCKYOU FUCKIN STINK
>>158076204did you get banned for pointing it out or did you delete
For the first NHL season in 74 years, Canada’s CBC is no longer airing Saturday night NHL games — airing cricket instead.
DAAAAAAA YANKEES LOSE
>>158076197>>158076229Which one is it damn it!
SAY THE THING BIG PAPI
>>158076232That's not the way it works. Just flag it, hide the poster, and move on.
8 pitchesCam Booser Win
>>158076274
>the poo york stinkees
DAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>158076274Canada is a shithole, move all the NHL teams to America
27 outs until the yankees season ends
>>158076273Probably got deleted since I don't the see the USER GOT BANNED FOR THIS POST.
>>158076300JANKEES
>>158076186They wasted Playoff Stanton years ago when he was the only one producing.
Bahahahaha
IM WALKING ON SUNSHINE WHOAH OH
impressive form the Rays
IM WALKING ON SUNSHINE WOHHH OHHHH
what are you schizos talking about, what got deletedI can't see anything
>>158076316LOL
Durham Bulls legend Richie Palacios
didn't like that 'ade
>>158076307more like 27 years without a ring kek
>>158076335I think someone posted cheese pizza but I dunno
Was a very fun game and a fun nightGood night, /sp/ and /MLB/
heh
>>158076366They warned there was in /pol/This place used to be full of it around 3 am, only good thing jannies did was cleaning this place from it
>>158076388the Peruvian was posting that shit in WC game threads. That's the only time I ever see it inshallah.
>>158076388I'm really only here for mlb playoffs. Is this a consistent problem on this board?
>>158076403no, it's quite rare
>>158076399Fuck, is he still doing it after all this year's? I didn't see the US flag again, probably got arrested
>>158076420yes he's still out there lmao
>>158076403It was, there was an American flag from Chicago (moot tried to track him) and there is the Peruvian but I havent seen any in YEARS, probably pre COVID was the last time I saw it here There was a time were it was really a problem, like you would see page 1 full of it
cum shitter kek!
bankeesKEK
>>158076383There's no way this fan just printed AI slop for a sign. Sure he could've drawn that with his own hands but nooooooooooooo
>yanklettesKEK
>>158076232I think there's other valid reasons to stop browsing pol post 2016. It's schizo junction
>>158075296He didn't ask for encouragement, idiot
>>158076492the yankees ace just got manhandled by the rays and you're doomposting?
Yankees lost kek!
Is all this yankees kek stuff because of that one deranged yankee shitposter that tries to meld every insult name with 'faggot'?good eat shit your one attempt at a mascot is a synonym for faggot and you're losing to your literal AAA tenants.
>>158076519Canada lost Canada
https://www.thetvratingsguide.com/2026/10/tuesday-tv-ratings-92926-dancing-with.htmlWhat a joke of a sport. Getting beat by DANCING WITH THE STARS
>>158076538At least we all enjoyed Cam Schlitter's perfect game according to the schizo LOL Also Dandy did nothing wrong.
>>158076546Yankees won 9-0. I'd rather fap to Julia Stiles and Julianne Hough
I was told Cam Schlittler is Jesus Christ according to Josh Hart of the Knicks....
Jakey :(
>>158076546>18-49 rating and shareOh sorry we don't need as many gay boomer geriatrics
>>158076538>AAA tenantsNot anymore but holy god that would have been amazing to see the Yanks swept on a field named after Stienbrenner. Buckets of cum kek
Never forget that the flooding of Steinbrenner Field from earlier has already killed the 2026 Yankees before the season even began.
>>158076519Jays were thereIf they bought tickets
