old >>158012895
>mealanon has not posted in 2 months since he doxxed himselfnigga scared asl. he really thinks someone will pull up on him in syosset
>>158079058>1999 finalswas only low rated cause people stopped watching after jordan left. so stern made sure the lakers went to the finals 3 times in a row to hide it, but the spurs and pistons were to good so they changed the rules to allow more scoring, thus is why we the game we have today. if only fans back then appriacted basketball, and weren't just jordan slurpers
>bawbaussie melty after luka put up a stinkerThat bawb is in for a long season kek
>>158079080lots of anons here live in the nyc metro area. its not unreasonable to be scared, but like if someone actually did pull up on him, what would they do? take his baconator fires? eat his big mac?
>second girl I went to high school with got engaged It’s coming to fast…
>>158079080No one here is dumb enough to hurt a jew in a jewish neighborhood with jewish police, lawmakers etc. You will get turned into minced meat for that shit.
>>158079080It's because he gets banned for off topic posting. I make sure to report him every time
nets play today
Jokic is the greatest big man of all time
>LeMickey missed the playoffs then got swept and gentleman's swept the next four years
>>158079058SOUL
>>158079121call him a faggot
>>158079058Mavs in Macao
>>158079058mj got lucky, they would've beat the bulls if they'd kept it together for another year
>>158079186lol loser
>>158079186>proudly boasting about being a snitch
>>158079186On gd your a bitch
[The Athletic] Anthony Davis wants a Max extension (4Y/275M) but there’s almost no chance the Wizards will give him that, considering his injury history and his age. Davis' agent, Rich Paul, is assessing other teams’ interest in AD and will continue to do so as February’s trade deadline approaches.Ah yes....so it begins.
>>158079747what scraps can the Raptors through together to get AD?
>>158079747>anthony davis has been relegated to 'trade bait'it might not actually be a beginning: it might actually already be over.
>Victor Wembanyama reportedly doesn’t want to talk about the Finals loss and will not speak to any American media outlets except 60 minutesLmfao this fucking nigga is such an annoying little faggot
>>158079790imagine how annoying this guy would be if he won the chip
Raptors with kawhi scottie and healthy ad would be an incredible lineup. If they can on top of that add another defensive center this would be a top 5 all time defense. Maybe they can trade rj barrett for him.>>158079790Wemby seems like a mental midget. And its not like a 2018 lebron situation, he played like shit
>>158079058I need Wemby's pussy in my bbc~
Also why does lucas donchic's face look so puffy again?
>>158079790retard alert
>>158079886Alcohol bloat
>>158079923>retard alert>posts AI summaryironic!
>>158080248The only good part about petefag threads is that the brownoid refused to post in them.
>yeah I press niggas on 4chan's /nba/
>>158079555Hakeems rockets would have beaten them in the b2b years as well
i wanted to look at some interviews from the kangz post game just to see how they were going into this season but appearantly they just upload teasers to youtube and they have their own exclusive content streaming network
>she sees LeMickey's penis
>>158080629if it's so small how'd a baby come out of it
>>158080993His babies came out of his vagina, anon.
You guys think SGA is gonna be negatively affected by the new push off rules
>>158081053They'll not call that on him altogether
Did the thing. I just assume everyone is gonna be healthy because why not.I wasnt sure about the knicks but they got the same roster as last year pretty much so i kept them at the top tier.I think the cavs best days are behind them for this team, also think the pistons will be worse and duren will underperform his salary by quite a lot.
>>158081320This. They desperately want a non-white MVP.
>>158081053No since he uses his shoulder and doesn't do a full extension
>>158081053yeah for the first 2 weeks they enforce it before stopping
>>158079790He will be made to talk about it, we hate him
>>158081332clippers are being underrated, they are not worse than the hornets or wizards, im a tiny bit high on the jazz so ill give that a pass
>>158081508This guy is the biggest pick me in the nba.If he was born a girl he would be posting pictures of white monster energy drinks on social media with a #notlikeothergirls in the caption.Nigga is just fake as fuck.
>>158081537I mean judging by his young looks its an old picture but hes been fake since day 1.At least as an nba player, maybe hes a good guy off the court. Dunno
>>158080248>ironic!how so
I like the Greek because he ruined the Portland guards marriage and possibly his life, certainly his NBA legacy.
Dese niccas different.
>>158079886He's an unironic alcoholic
What chu know about the French Giannis?
>LeBron James reportedly let Joel Embiid "hear it" during a recent Philadelphia 76ers practice after Embiid was late to the session, according to NBA broadcaster Mike Breen.The takeover has begun.
>>158082396>LeDrama before the season even started
>>158082396Embleed bros it's so over
>>158082396that AD trade+ridiculous contract finna hit like crack for all the haters
>rLeCommuter's chopper pilotIDF trained with nearly 100 combat missions, however completely inexperienced in the type of heavy winter weather likely to be experienced between NYC & Philly. Furthermore the AW139 is not certified for single pilot instrument flight and LeCommuter flys with only the one pilot, so its likely he will end up missing games when the flying conditions between NYC & Philly require an instrument flight plan, which is a common occurrence during the winter part of the NBA season.
>>158082396Maxed already tried telling him this last season and it didnt work. Based leGOD putting emsneed in his place
>>158082396how is this a bad thingI know its lebum but if this was any other star this wouldn't even be a story
>The Bulls still two days away from first pre season game.the fucc, I want to see how my ROTY pick Caleb Wilson will do.
>>158081332rockets are bad until proven play inwizards could be dark horses depending on always disabledmagic were good til adam silver told them the finish of the WWE match was that cade goes over and they totally imploded
>>158082701Because LeDiddy is known for not being very subtle at picking out scapegoats
>>158081332Miami Heat....contenders for what?
>>158082701>minimum wage 40 year old yelling at the star playersit was a story last year though
my nigga RUI is doing good in clippers fuck lakers fuck lebron fuck luka lil bitch
>>158082652this is the kind of autism i come here for
>>158082396>drive the bus cuh drive!
wuffs
biggest flops of the season are mavsheatrocketsdark horsesclipperslakersmagic
Wilt Chamberlain was from Philly but lived in NYC as a Sixer
yall gone learn about NT10 today
this hornets team is hot ass lmao
>not 1 single all star on the Hornets roster
>>158084163Pretty grim outlook for them going into the season and I say this as a fan. Should be putting more work into getting McNeely up to a higher standard imo, I’ve been lukewarm on Kalkbrenner and will continue to be so. Also considering the hype they built around the rooks, I can’t see the vision with CA. Hannes has potential though. I’m also a wuffs guy so I love Naz but I think he needs a better team than this to really shine.
Lebron will parachute down from his helicopter onto the arena for opening night
>>158084554Old Man LeBron is tempting fate in this sad display to posthumously mog Kobe
who on this hornets coaching staff is telling Naz Reid to dribble the ball whatsoever??? lmfao
dude naz is so bad lmao.
>>158084722There’s been moments here where it feels like he’s the only guy on the court, there’s fuck all chemistry here
Mike is dominating. Curious.
>>158079186basado
>>158083353How the Clippers a dark horse when its obvious they're gonna suck
>>158081332Knicks are a one season wonder
Moose what the fuck
>>158082366joanberingerenthusiast spotted
Naw why the fuck do the Pelicans start a dude whose name is "Missi"
I've seen enough, this whiteboi Bennett can hoop
>>158079058My Knickerbockers finally have their revenge :)
Don't literally all teams have at least 1 all star on their team to build around? Doesn't Philly have 4 on their team? How does Charlotte not even have a single star on their team?
>Josh Dix>Dixthere's another...
>>158085506They thought Kon was that guy, but he was just a lamelo merchant
>>158085522Kon has scored 0 (ZERO) points this game!!
>hukporti ded>embiidIT'S TACKO SEASON
>>158085537idk why they traded lamelo to get the flagrant foul version of kon nipple and the bad center from the wolves
>>158085563They've got a big Bona, they'll be ok.
Kalkbrenner fucking suuuuuuucks
>>158085646cuz GMs that know more ball than you didn't want him so he didn't have any value in a trade
Mara already looks a lot better than he did in summer league
>>158085646Seen a lot of people speculating that it’s because Melo was the last holdover of the old management and they wanted a fully clean slate, don’t know if I buy that but it at least sort of rationalises the most retarded decision they could have made
My official policy is to not watch the second half of any preseason game. They are like the opposite of real games where the end of them don't matter. Thankfully the league set up tonight's game so when one half is over, another game starts.
>>158085724They had him for 7 years and all he did was chuck and make 0 playoffs. It was time to move on.
>>158085749It's the opposite. First half of preseason games are starters barely trying just getting in cardio to get into shape while second halves are rookies and 2 ways going hard trying to make the rotation
you guys may not know but I am seething.
>>158085807Naw only like half of starters play. OKC and Hornets brought like 1 starter between them and you got to see guys like Aday in a semi real game for the first time. The first half is a showcase of their bench guys. The 2nd half is like half exhibit 10 guys who have 0 shot of making a two way contract.
Chetty getting traded, they don't need him anymore with Mara
>>158085970this graphic is outdated. In the 61-62 season, goaltending was still allowed. There was no 3 second rule, and players ran up and down the court the entire match like soccer players on crack. Wilt averaged 40 fieldgoal attempts a game. He also averaged 17 freethrow attempts per game. A completely different played game 60 years ago renders all of these stats irrelevant.
>>158085970Only 2 assist per game with that usage from Wilt is terrible
>>158084554Who is that guy fucking gaylen in the ass?
>>158086731>yo triistan we fucking back
>>158085970>imagine your center on your team chucks up 40 shots a game with nearly 20 freethrows a game and when he averages 50ppg fans somehow believe it's remarkable
Joker is fixing to fucking HEEM someone tonight
holy fucking shit the nets are going to win the championship
>>158087301when the hell did they get wagner and keon ellis. this is a solid squad
>christian braun is starting over derozankek is this coach actually retarded?
>Lakers brought no starters
Bagley was a good addition. Nugs did pretty well around the margins all things considered. Too bad their window is closed and they didn't do this 3 years ago
>>158087349it has been established demar will be the sixth man
>>158087429*10th man
>>158087429how does this idiot still have a job. ran off westbrook and mpj to doom jokic to a 0% chance to win. let AG play with a grade 5 ankle/hammy sprain. got BTFO by the hospital wolves in the first round. doesn't know how to coach or adjust
ngl derozan with the nuggies jersey is coldalso what do you guys think about alpha man diallo?
>>158086963the best part is his massive playoffs ppg falloffall the box score watchers worship wilt but they forgot to check the playoffs box scores
A Dalton Knecht sighting
DeRozan sucks
can you imagine if they actually call thunder games like this, sga without a push-off and defense that gets called for fouling
This nuggets team is the most random collection of players ive ever seen for a contending team.
>>158087670>Derozan>Nembhard>Lonnie Walker>Alpha Diallo>Bagley>Tyus Joneskino? kino. they really just should just shoot nnaji straight into the sun though because 2nd apron and shit>nyr they got pranked over Spencer Jones' extension
>>158087696theyre not makin the playoffs bro. probably get bounced in the play in.
what motivation do the lakers have to still pretend bummy james is a good player
>>158087317It's Silver's new anti-tank policy>you WILL take Dubious Handle>you WILL win 50 games and be league pass darlings>you WILL be first round fodder for two seasons before you're allowed to restart the tankDid the same thing to the Kings with Sabonis.
Lelkers won't even make the play in
>>158087916the kings wouldnt have fallen if they weren't run by a retarded jeet who traded away everyone who was good
looks like we're gonna have another great season from steph curry. gotta be grateful for that
Kevon Looney moves like he was 40
that's a lotta minute
The league isn't ready for the Gui/Yaxel wombo combo
>>158087604He might as well go to the Hornets
>>158088150warriors are gonna insta sign him if the lakers cut him.that's why gaymond had his "i feel bad for dalton" post.
Lakers hits a huge 3
>>158082396the followup is never given the same attention as the original claimso who's lying, lebron or breen?
>>158088358Embiid was late. Lebron never said shit to Embiid. He just wanted the story out there to inception the audience for his impending takeover.
>>158088358based on hisrory, LeCircus
>>158082701>>158082396reminder that jordan literally punched steve kerr and jordanslupers defend it, despite jordan and the rest of the bulls team recognizing jordan was in the wrong
>>158088454I just want to remind you even if Jordan somehow isn't the greatest ever, LeBUM isn't even top 10 in real hoopers' lists
why the hell luka already missed this game?
>>158088778He played last night
>>158088358>plants a story on the media making himself look "good" to his glazers>denies it for the people that think he's a drama queenLeCapper trying to play both sides
>>158088457trey murphy is such a dissapointment
>>158088454based. i too would punch steve kerr if i had the opportunity.
>>158088358it doesnt matter he got ammo for his scapegoat when things goes south.
>>1580790582012>Lockout season>Beat the weakest Western Conference challenger since the 1996 Sonics with three mentally soft chokers all on the same team who made it due to a weird interim year where Kobe was too old broken down from injuries to carry a massively regressed Pau and a bench that wasn't near as good as it was in 2010, the Mavericks fell back to earf, and Duncan was too old and Kawaii too young to make the Spurs a real contender2013>Added Ray Allen to put the final nail in the Celtics'. Rest of the east was garbage during that entire era with zero superstars and multiple teams in the playoffs below .500>Took an airball on a game tieing 3 in game 6 that would've never been rebounded by Bosh and backtapped out to Allen had it hit the the rim to force OT and then game 7 where Duncan shortarms a game tieing running hook from 2 feet that he makes 9.9/10 times2016>Joins the Cavs and a new set of all stars after being embarassed by the Spurs in 2014 and realizes the Heatles days are done, then gets embarrassed by the Curriors the next year>Andrew Bogut hurt all series so Warriors can't play big and wall the rim off like they did the year before. Harrison Barnes and Shaun Livingston complete dogshit all series when they were pretty okay the year before>Whines to the league office to get Draymond Greene, who's unique skillset is the key cog in the Warrior's gameplan on both ends of the floor, retroactively assessed a technical and suspended for an elimination game 6>In game 7 Curry on a bum ankle has one of the worst playoff performances of his career including his inability to guard Kyrie Irving who hits the clutch go ahead 3 and who's play late the series was equally important getting them back in it2020>Mickey Mouse Disney World bubble ring against a dogshit 5 seed Heat team where Anthony Davis was the real Finals MVPAre literally any of his rings legit and without asterisks?
>>158089107with that logic every ring in history is an asterisk ring faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Tig0QZbvmErofl MPJ is better than Michael Jordan
>>158089223dumbass.
Cornell case has me re-examining Kobe.. an innocent man may have been wronged
>>158089418they have proof of him sodomizing the poor girl
>>158089107@grok summarize this
>the fucking state of cunt braun
>>158089337You ever see Jordan do this?
>>15808953367/67/0 cause he shot 0 free throws cause hes not a ref babby phantom foul fag like Jordan
niggas hyperventilating over the pre-season
>>158089487Forgot nuggets goat GOATmore now
How is Naz Reid letting Julius Randles punk him like?FUCK HIM UP GANG
New Steve Kerr reaction dropped
>>158089487Christian Braun actually motivated me to restart push ups last year. I remember seeing images of Braun with a new physique. Yes, he toned up some and was in better shape but I could tell he wasn’t doing any pushups. Still had some baggage around his boobs. I thank Mr. Braun for not doing his push ups last off season.
>>158089895I'm trying to lose weight. Did an inbody scan+ consultation with the dietician today, and she told me to eat at a caloric surplus to build muscles in order to help burn off the fat. This is the most counterintuitive thing I've heard
>>158089107>Are literally any of his rings legit and without asterisks?No. PEDs.
>>158089842Nick Kerr fatigue?
Nooooooooooooooooo this was suppose to be Bronny's breakout year.
>>158079186I just created a account on 4channel. This comment will have to serve as a updoot until i figure out the karma system
>>158089107what a retarded post
>>158089418Kobe would never share holes with prep school frat boys, he only rapes in the privacy of his hotel room
Buck fucking broken
>>158090978He also paints his nails. Not that that means a man a gay, but lots of NBA players are on the down low, example , Dwight Howard.
>>158091081He stands like an anime girl with his toes pointing inwards
>>158091149I mean, that doesn’t mean he’s gay/bisexual (which is what a lot of nba players secretly are). With this logic, sitting with your legs crossed as a man is gay.
>>158091287I didn't say he's gay, i just find his standing pose interesting
>>158091287>bisexual (which is what a lot of nba players secretly are)Lots of men are and they don’t know it. If you’ve ever found a tranny attractive, even after knowing it was a tranny, you’re bisexual. You’d fuck a man if you were horny enough (prison)
broony james has a contract while cam thomas doesn't. nba is not a meritocracy league
>>158090978why's he got that retarded look on his facedo people really not know that you can take a picture, look at it, go holy shit i look like a faggot, then retake it or do they think it's a one and done thing
>>158091305>If you’ve ever found a tranny attractive, even after knowing it was a tranny, you’re bisexual.homosexual*
>>158091305I don't think u was educated
This is a cold ass white boy. That time out of the league was good for him.
>>158090978it's always said when they finally make the IG post showing everyone how buck broken they are
>>158090978>11 minute mileI think thats what I got as a fat 8th grader.
>>158081018True.
you now remember herb jones. shoutout to herb jones
>>158091648he forgot to put his fursuit on
>>158091774Dude's really fallen off. I feel bad for whatever team falls for it and trades for him
>>158091774>>158091836I thought he would eventually become one of the best 3D role players. The pelicans have so many guys who sound good on paper but the team is still ass
>>158091864sounds like a coaching problem
>>158091864They have a bunch of mids. A bunch of injuries. And Zion doesn't have true super star impact when he does play because even though he scores like a big man, he doesn't rebound or defend like one. So they have 1 guy who is about allstar level and the rest of the starting lineup is just league average guys at best.
>>158091943It's more like he got his contract and now taking it easy
I just watched Devin Bookers house tour and wow that is a beautiful home. No wonder he doesnt want to get traded. Great house, sick car collection.
>>158092494tits or gtfo
>>158092499Its a sweet mix between old and modern, location seems beautiful, no humidity and his cars are oldtimers which is different from the niggas driving around in escalades and uruses.Nothing wrong with those cars either and im probably not in a position to judge given i drive a wagecuck shitbox
Put LeBron back in the 80s, Jordansisters… I don’t feel so good
>>158092623There’s a dimension where this happens btw. If it did, people would hate the nuggets. People started to hate the warriors during their championship run
>>158092623damn does 2k also revert the rule changes, call carries/travels, and offensive fouls aka the modern "bag"
Larry Bird still hanging the fuck on to a roster spot >>158092649I remember everyone hating the KD warriors for making the finals predictable >>158092667The default is to have the rules change as they did in real life but you can alter everything to your preference it’s a fun game mode
>>158091864>The pelicans have so many guys who sound good on paper but the team is still assThey're literally just hoarding good roleplayers like Alvarado to be non-competitive on the failed Zion experiment.
finna backshot the Pacers tonight and make Halliburton wish he was injured again.
that was a cute 30 year break, but it's time to get the Bulls dynasty up and running again
>>158093107heard it before
>Bitch ass ni-ACK!
dylan harpers girl cheated on him.
>>158093329dylan harper is fine with it apparently?
>>158093329>>158093339they are in an open relationship and dylan is fucking other women. very common for NBA players, who have acess to the top 1% women in the world.lots of zoomers dont care enough about their women cheating. they might break up, but they will be back together in 3 months. ive also seen it where the partner pretends like the other isnt cheating. very weird
What is it with NBA players getting disrespected by their girls like no one else
>>158093363basketball players are the kids who werent tough enough for football, thus lack and spine and are more emotional. like in the NFL, they just beat their women (not saying this is a good thing)
>>158093339he already got a new girl. this is old news.
16 year old JB was wild lol
I do not care about the private lives of players. Yet another thing that made early 00s and before nba better
>>158093424tell em unc
>>158093271>looks up 2011 derrick rose highlights
>>158093423pretty tame unc
>>158093396Aren’t they just the tall as fuck kids? I’m sure at 6’9 you don’t even consider NFL
>>158093405damn this guy gets around
vro?
nba niggas weird as hell
>>158093503she thicc as fuck
>>158093396this isnt the 90s. most nba players have been playing since they like 5 and got special training as soon as they could. they never did any other sports.
>>158093503>The authenticity of the screenshots has not been independently confirmedNigga talking about a guy fucking a midget like its top level government secrets being leaked
listen when you score a game winning tip in with seconds left, you can fuck whoever you want.
Hope the wolves get a ring asap because gobert is extremely important to their success and hes not getting younger. I think this 4 man core has 3 years of a title window in them. Especially since most stars in the west are locked in shit teams. They need to get past the thunder and spurs.
>>158093624That was truly beautiful to watch
>>158093460https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4AQvEqdNr0 this isn't my own mix but it's quickly become one of my favorites, guy had a gorgeous layup package and his in-game dunks are unrivaled
LeBron said Embiid has NOT been late to practice, per his IG story
>>158093800followed philly for the entirety of the process. That's a goddamn lie. Embiid is habitually late every season all season
Top 5 Midrange Scorers:1. Michael Jordan2. Rip Hamilton 3. Kevin Durant4. Carmelo Anthony5. Kawhi Leonard
>>158093798growing up in Chicago and only had a casual interest in the NBA until Derrick Rose. the city was electric, every day that 2011 would rack up wins and everyone would be buzzing about themwhat a magical team. I'd put his MVP year up there with anyone else's
>>158093503talked to a midget once on tinder that told me should regularly get invited to a CEO's office and he would fuck her on his desk. wish I met up with hermidgets have the fattest asses due to physics or something
>>158093818why did breen apologize? did rich give him a call? klutch mafia thugs...
My wolvies are playing the pacers tonight for their 2nd preseason game. The wolves are again starting edwards, ball, mcdaniels, gobert and kuminga. Let's go wolves
lessgo dylan harper's bitch cheating on him spurs ain't making it out of the 2nd round this year OKC gang gang we gucci
Jordan had a superteam
>cheating on a guy set to make hundreds of millionsthese bitches don't know ball
go wuffs
how is dazn pronounced dazone
>>158093800>lebum plants a story in the media but then also attacks the story he plantedwhat a 2 faced little faggot
>>158093627Facts. Literally just ordered a Gobert jersey on clearance (2024-26 association), been meaning to get one forever, think this could be a real good year for him with this core and he’s possibly the most integral part. Also wanna see Hyland getting more minutes, he’s got a strong future imo. Think my main concern atm is Melo’s glass ankles holding up.
>>158093503>>158093529>>158093926Swear down there’s a horny midget psyop happening these last 12 months. Maybe there should be a policy where all top shooters are entitled to x1 (one) dwarf per winning game.
>>158094018They’re saying it’s the strongest starting 5 in the West AND the East
>>158094365can't wait to see how he begs for attention when he retires
The Mavericks projected starters are ALL former lottery picks, including three No.1 picks P.J. Washington - No. 12 pickZaccharie Risacher - No. 1 pickCooper Flagg —-No. 1 pickKyrie Irving - No. 1 pickDereck Lively II - No. 12 pickDon’t sleep on this team
hali is back
>>158094453he SUCKS
>>158094449>Zaccharie Risacher - No. 1 pickThis dude would've gone in the 20s if it weren't for Wemby
damn indy looks like shit
lamelo is so cool
>>158093355>very common for NBA players, who have acess to the top 1% women in the world.No they don't lol
>>158094524>No they don't lolyes they do
>>158094539do you consider broke ratchet thots as the top 1% of women in the world?
>kobe fucked some random ho when he could've had consensual sex with top 1% women
Who are the most beautiful NBA wives/girlfriends?
>>158094539Women don't consider 80 iq ashy alien freaks as desirable unless they're gold diggers/college volleyball coal burners.
>>158094589Curry's mom is the hottest milf
>>158094589I think CJ mccollum and Tyrese Haliburton have snowbunnies.
>>158094637Tyrese’s girlfriend is pretty and cute but do you really feel CJ McCollum’s wife is amongst the MOST beautiful NBA WAGs?
ive seen enough pacers going to the finals
Man why the fuck can I only get the Pacers broadcast? No Wuffs cast tonight? I am owed a midget from DAZN for this.
>according to uncs, the GOAT is 5th in scoring and 52nd in assists cause of 6 seasons he roflstomped an expansion league with a superteam
pascal siakam is my favorite african
>Pacers good again>they put every local game behind a paywall and shitty app
that nigga ben sheppard getting traded for that pass
we back baby
MVP plays today
according to Nurkic, Mario Hezonja has a god complex.
>>158094846He blocked Giannis and LeBron in the clutch, he was a God
>>158094589KLove's sticc wife is pretty qt
Aside from being a fan of the team of my favourite player, for non favourite player teams I'm thinking of supporting the Pacers and maybe Jazz
Pacers-Wolves has been fun, glad to see Hali back and healthy. Feel like both teams could be pretty good this year
>>158095050As a bong I don’t have any state loyalty so I like to have one East and one West which is usually Wuffs and Hornets, meant I didn’t have to switch to follow Naz or Melo which is handy. Also got nostalgic love for the Pistons but tbdesu I think Nuggets will be my “other” support this year, but Jazz are looking good. Finding it hard to love Detroit with all the Duren fuckery, probably gonna have a better szn than Charlotte though
All of these bucks players playing for their lives to get out of milwaukee lmao
western conference backcourts
>>158095235that girl is a real crowd pleaser
>zubitchlmfao his slow ass is tanking the whole pacers team. fuck man if the clippers got rid of zubac during the prime years kawhi might have won one
>>158095310Just another scrub Harden made look good
>>158095310Zubat hasn't really played with the current Pacers lineup at all, ideally his job will be to take up space so Hali and Siakam can do their thing, might take some time to get right but he'll get there
my denver '2nd apron' nuggets will shock the league with the most hilarious bench lineup
>>158094449risacher being traded to dallas is something i've completely missed
>>158095386shock the league by having the greatest basketball player in the league and not make the playoffs
>>158095444lebron has done that though
kumingass
>>158095456leGOD was out injured for half that season
I’ve seen enough, give me bizzy
>>158095473twitter is so retarded they convinced themselves otherwise
Ya'll said my Lakies were dumb for not wanting to pay Zubac and offloading him. Now ya'll turned on him real quick.
Pacers got a qt cheer team but diabolical commentary man
I didn't expect the Pacers bench to actually be good but they look quite competent.
>>158095651don't talk shit about Chris and Quinn dumb britkek
Did that one armed warriors player get to play in preseason?
Why is Brooks Barnhizer still on my team
>>158095914I can and will
I've seen enoughAday Mara will be an All-star
keklel sucks. Bucks got gigafleeced lmao
>>158094787how does evolution select for lips like that
this white boy can hoop
Pacers looked a bit sloppy tonight but overall pretty good
Aday Mara is gonna need a nickname. What should we call him?
travel?
Lamelo is a great fit, some heat check asideKuminga is Kuminga, but 3 assist and 0 turnover
where's that faggot that licked Dylan Harper's ass all playoffs, aka dylantrannyyour boy is a cuck KEK
>>158096424Wemby stopper
>>158096424tall white boy
>>158096273I thought he’d rebound better than that
how does joker make colored's so mad?
>>158096273#seasonhigh
>>158096428Think so since he's gathering before the jump but you could make it legal with a little tweaking.
>>158096637honking out
Wow this thug really fucking sucks, glad Rob passed on him
>>158079137bingo. syosset isnt a place where you just do hood rat shit
>>158089107>game 7 where Duncan shortarms a game tieing running hook from 2 feet that he makes 9.9/10 timesI still get nightmares thinking of this play and I say that as a Lakers fan
>>158096686Kumnigga is the type of guy that ruins the vibe of a team and the Lakers finally got rid of the ultimate vibe killer so they should be glad this scrub chose the wolves instead of them
>>158096686remember when people said Kerr was racist for not playng him?
>>158096862no they said he was racist for naming his son nick kerr
>>158096862blacks are funny
>>158096862yup, kek. same guy who openly defends draymond btw.
>>158096862It was because KD said Kerr didn't like darkskins after Jordan punched him and people dogpilled on that
>>158097080jordan punched kerr because he was white, lets be real
>>1580965945 rebounds in 14 minutes is good
>>158097096Jordan bullied a lot of black men in the locker room, Kwame Brown, Robert Parish and James Edwards (if I recall correctly for Edwards)
>>158097137he could not bully parish or edwards
>>158097096he builled everyone. scott burell literally admitted to going to thearpy cause of jordan, and that he was scared to walk in the bulls locker room everyday
Jordan is a psychopath and the world is lucky he played bball instead of fucking shit up
OKC going toe to toe with the rebuilding Milwaukee Bucks.
Is Cody Williams any good?
A 4 guard rotation of Dame-Ja-Jrue-Scoot is probably the smallest in the league
>>158097096jordan is literally a coon (republican, white best friend).
>>158097383Bottom 5 VORP in the league last season I'm afraid.
>>158097396The 4 manlet+Clingan lineup about to spook some lotto team this season
Yeah Jordan was a massive bully. I'm sure he has redeeming qualities that endeared him to many people in his immediate life, but man the way he treated people holy shit it disgusts me immensely. I always said if a man as successful as Magic Johnson can be that humble and nice to people so should the entire world
>>158097468oh noes he aint a fag like lebron so he must be a coon. Funny how blacks with dads who were present get labled coon
>>158097468? WTF retarded shit is this nonsense? Jordan has donated massively to Democrats in North Carolina
>>158097494magic also got hiv and a tranny kid so..
>>158097468uncs not gonna like this one
>>158097177Bill Cartwright not Edwards! Jordan tried to do that alpha male shit on both of them and they said they’d kick his ass
>>158097496what does his wife look like? what does lerbons?
>>158097556
>>158097594LeGOD married an akron hoodbunny and Jordan got his off Sear's catalogue. They will never be the same.
>>158097594the owners got soft. Jordan prob wanted his son to make a team, but that was back when owners didnt get their nuts cut off from the sterling shit
>>158097594didn't jordan have a son on the knicks?
>>158097644Patrick Ewing Jr and Thanasis are the only nepobabies I know to have played for the Knicks
>>158097626Jordan would never take a handout like that. He'd make them go through the ringer and probably gamble on it
Dame looking like he's back. Ja looking like he's washed.
any preszn games worth watching
>>158097703>Jordan would never take a handout like thatI mean he took a middle school length 3pt line after he was career 28% from adult distance.
>>158097594lets be real bronny wouldnt make it to the league without the obvious nepotism
I've seen enough. These will be the final standings
>>158097900What's going to happen to Atlanta?
>>158097768yeah dealing with a league wide rule change is totally the same as hiring your son to something he couldn't make on his own
ja looks like fuckin shit. he dont wanna be there. who wants to be in portland unless youre a white cucked libshit
>>158098310ja don't want to be anywhere. dude's about to wash out of the league when this contract is up
>>158098579ja wants to be in toronto
If Jordan was so elite how was I able to score 98 points with Scottie Pippen on nba jam TE?
>>158097997this is their roster
>lebron realizing he fucked up not signing with BKN so now he has to fly from NYC to philly in a helicopter twice a day every single day where all he can do in the chopper is contemplate why he didn't sign with MPJ and Randle passing the ball to each other living in NYC taking an uber black to practice and games
>>158098310he's an alcoholic. there's a vid of him drinking tequila like it's kool aid
>>158098672Jalen Johnson is fringe all-NBA. NAW is fringe all-star. The team has 3 separate ferocious wing defenders with size. They will be able to hound star players 40+ minutes a night. They are topheavy and undersized but there's not anywhere near worst in the conference.
>>158098845jalen johnson is fake triple double man. naw is a role player. they have lu dort and dorian finney smith. cj mccollum is a terrorist. you need score the ball to win games. i see them as a lock for the bottom 3. theyre all interchangeable.
can wizards shock the league?
>>158098971bro their roster is stacked. as long as AD is healthy most definitely.
>>158098990AD and Rich Paul are looking for a bag. They aint trying to hoop
>>158096428Yes because he jumps off one foot initially instead of both at the same time.>>158096648He’s gathering as he jumps.
why does canada have the worst takes
>>158098990>AD is healthy
Do you think if Fox fucks things up too much again the Spurs will trade him for peanuts? They'd probably have to accept like a low second-round pick for some team to take on Fox's contract, but if he shits things up again do they have a choice? You can't have Harper not starting now that it looks like he'll be a superstar.
>>158099049The only sport I take a Can'tnadian's opinion seriously is in cricket
Holy fuck Devin Booker you are washed nigga
>>158099074Shooker's career is kind of clownish, isn't it? How many utterly embarrassing beatdowns has he been on the receiving end of in Phoenix? Getting BTFO in the Finals by Giannis and getting atomized by Luka in the Western Semis come immediately to mind.
>>158099122he's getting his 70mpy either way
>>158099059they have to eventually move him or one of the other guys regardless, but it's stupid to do it now when his value is low. They'll let him rehab and see how the landscape looks near the trade deadline
Portland ain't bad. Much worse places to get sent to in the NBAHoustonDallasBostonUtah MinnesotaOklahomaClevelandDetroitPhiladelphiaMemphisNew Orleans
>>158097900
>woke up to a Kuminga stinker.fucking hell, heard the Pacers were trying hard too. fucking faggot ass team.
>>158099345>Magic below the NetsOrlando brothers....
>>158099424Sameone needs to free my nigga Goga from that shithole
Jonathan Kuminga after a fan called him “Kumbucket”“Whoever said that, I’mma come find you and slap you.” (via @SnapshotKyle)looooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>158099345cavs are gonna be a top 3 seed.
bros did OKC get another demon?
>>158099480kumnigga lucky internet censors didn't let kumnigga catch on everywhere
you're all on drugs
Statistically right now there should be 5-10 gay players in the league yet we haven't got one brave enough to come out
>>158099577Lakers are gonna be in the play in gameAnd Indiana and Boston are too low
>>158099659nah the east got better plus the anti-tanking measures are gonna mean nobody in the east gets 60 wins
>>158099634
Aday Mara looks pretty solid. Okc is gonna be a tougher opponent than the previous season
>>158099659Lakers got a big upgrade at center and got rid of their big defensive whole in lewashed. No way they are a play in team
>>158099714Do you live in California or the adjacent states? Then I will forgive you
>>158099577>Rockets third.I'm tired of the Rockets overhype.
>>158099762they got a point guard this season
>>158099770Marcus Smart.....
>>158099577the most ai thing ive ever seen
>>158099938meds
The Jazz fucced up giving us Cody Williams.That guy is a demon in the making.
>>158100693You really think so or is it just your Timberwolves bias?
>>158100785the way Jazz fans were talking about him like he was complete dogshit, he's still got a long way to go but definitely a decent player in that 6ft8 body.Also we traded him for Josh Green and some cash which were just the surplus for the LaMelo trade so we won't lose out too much if he's shit.
>>158099726why are they like this
Dylan Harper United, we suffered the greatest aura loss since Chet Holmbeansprout...how the fuck do we recover.
Hukporti will not forget this.
>>158100963Lasted a whole decade in the league tho
>>158100817Whenever I watched the Jazz last year he definitely among the worst players in the league. The 6ft 8 is nice but he was very skinny and weakNot to mention he was a lottery pick, albeit in the worst draft class in decades
>>158100963I remember him as a Warrior
Dylan cuckper
NBA the only sport where the women openly cuck them and the are ok with it?
>>158101310NBA players get paid more than european soccer players so it's all cool
>>158101160It's early days so he might actually be shit but the two pre season games he's done aight, definitely looks useful.
the san antonio cucks
nah but who stopping this?
Cuckylan Harper
Just learned about Harper...I was wondering why everyone kept talking about him...
can anyone with an understanding of human anatomy explain how Aday has only a 7'6 wingspan (compared to Wemby's 8' wingspan) yet Aday has a standing reach height of 9'9" compared to Wemby's 9'7" reach while Aday is listed a half inch shorter than Wemby? I'm good at math, but this math doesn't math to me
>>158101516Wemby never went to the draft combine so his numbers are probably estimated
>>158101516>You're tall so here is 10s of millions of dollars a yearI want off this timeline senpai
>>158101516fuck em both
They took her away from me
>>158101549>You're tall so here is 10s of millions of dollars Those giants you are speaking of can run, pass, and shoot. They are players with actual talent and skill. I see you've never been around a 7 footer in your life. I worked with one in the military. The guy was slow as shit. Tall, lankey; when he ran it looked like a slim tree waving branches in slow motion.
NBA players have to much money to care if their bitch is cheating on them. They will fine a replacement within a day, which is what Harper did
My friends laughed at me for saying I have never cheated on my girlfriend (she is the only woman I’ve been with) I guess this is why?
>>158101783I know a guy who got mad at me for telling him he shouldn’t be entertaining and flirting with other girls in Instagram DMs when he had a girlfriend.
>>158101516how come when I see this pic, it feels like Mara is about to beat Wemby's entire country into submission and demand the 1st language that's spoken there will be Español?
smells like stouffers mac n cheese and cinnamon toast crunch in here
This nigga andy mara just another zach edey he gonna average 6ppg
There's no thread for this Dylan Harper story on Lipstick Alley, therefore it's a non-story.
>>158101927you're smelling your own breath anon
>>158101273damn she fucked gaymond dreen 26 times and curry once that's messed up
>>158101984>This nigga andy mara just another...says the cuck that got conquered by a tiny country named Portugal and today his entire country's first language is Portuguese
>>158102015We are very thankful for that desu spanish is an ugly ass language
>>158102027translation:>spank me harder daddy
>>158096862tbf kerr sucks ass at developing young talent in general so its a moot pointhe's anything but racist though, retard keeping riding for draymond no matter what
>banchero 2-7
inside you there are two wolves, AE in your mouf and Rudy in your ass. your name is LAMElo ball and you are the zestiest kwab in the western conference, you weren't even good enough to hold a spot on the hornets' roster, everyone knows your a faggot.
>>158101617Why the hate? is it because you can't stand to see giant men dunk and spray all over (You)?
>>158102335
MPJ plays lebron tonight to see who is the best basketball player of all time
>>158102412MICHAEL PORTER JEWISH AND LEBUBBE ARE BOTH PRO-ISRAEL BROTHERS IN ARMS ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF HISTORY
kevin knox is on my magic? jesus fucking cristo
>>158102412>BREAKING: LeBron is planning to make his Sixers debut tonight vs the Nets.MPJ vs LeBron it's happening. This is your ECF preview
>>158097900>>158099345>nuggshits that highbrother, jokic is already in his washed era. there is no fucking way they are gonna get through the play-in with how sloppy his offense is gonna be, on top of being the worst defender in the league at his positionhe's just gonna be ended up being mogged by gobert 2.0 or another alex caruso
>>158102924That fortnite suit mayne
>They don't know how good this team is going to be
that how you like em OG?
>>158101310well basketball americans think that being a cuck and your girl cheating is cool as long as you getting that dick wet frfr nahmean?
I miss when jimmy was relevant. Worst part is he will never be 2023 jimmy again.
>>158101516Niggas job on their standing reach test because it makes your vert number higher
>Giannis: "I wasn't a top pick. I wasn't Rookie of the Year. But I'll tell you one thing, I'm top 20 of all time. I'm gonna get top 10."run and dunk man for sure lost his fuckin mind
>>158103311I mean he's top 20 for sure, definitely not top 10
>>158103311He'll fall in that KG/Dirk/Jokic category where they had great stats for a long career but couldn't win more than one title. So in the 25-40 range
>>158103341>>158103387What’s your top 20?
Dylan Cuckper
>>158103311>>158103341>>158103387>>158103397
>>158103387Jokic is usually tanked top 15 at this point and the other 2 are ranked 25-16. Giannis is also around the 20 spot
>>158103792>top 15 at this pointVy you?
>>158103683work on your free throws brudda
>>158103387Giannis and Jokic are in the 20-15 range, KG and Dirk are 20-30 range
>>158103916KG in the 3 point era would be a beasthe shot 2s back from the 3 line
