Tuesday (06/10)>Copa PacenaNOW! | Real Oruro 2 x 0 Tomayapo19:00 | Real Potosi - San Antonio Bulo Bulo21:00 | Aurora - Academia del Balompie>Copa Chile20:00 | Colo Colo - Deportivo Puerto Montt>Copa de Primera - ClasuraNOW! | Ameliano 0 x 0 Rubio Nu19:15 | Olimpia - Nacional>Copa de la LigaNOW! | Alianza Atlético de Sullana 1 x 0 Sport Boys Ass.>Copa VenezuelaNOW! | Frontera 0 x 1 El Vigia>previous >>158069314Take your off-topic business to >>>/int/
One of the greatest threads in recent years
>op got sniped again>ai slopBy the time I'm able to make a thread the op pic will be completely irrelevant.
>>158082480wtf is this real?!
>>158082531Happened in my street
>gotica rabuda
SEM POSTAR SACANAGEM NO FIO, VALEU?
>Brazil elected its first gordinha as a representative>Eduarda was elected as a state deputy in São PauloDoes this count as TROPA DO URSO? I told you gordinhas were the future
>>158082694I hate gordas so much
>>158082694>tatuagemInto the trash it goes.
Would you?
until mid 2010s an honest man would be able to marry a woman like this and live a peaceful middle class lifethey took it from you
>>158082694ela é gorda e tem tatuagem
what is the vasco boca situation?
>>158082958Boca va a jugar de local dos veces (insólito)
>>158083042Who will be the next South American club to win the mundial?
>>158083071Diniz's Flu
>>1580830732023 não conta
>>158082694where do I sign up to the tropa do ursos?
>>158082694damn she's actually kinda hottoo bad she's a turbo retard
Shame on all the gorda lovers.
>everyone pretending to not like gordas nowyou're all herd creatures. cattle.
>w-we all like gordas right?conguitos gonna congo
you are a fucking retard that's what you are
they straight up fucking donkeys ova there, what'd you expect
LENDA
What happened to Hélio "Negão" Bolsonaro?
argentinians calling messi dios againis there no bounds to the blasphemies?
We're here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA3W0C-nzYk
>>158083556Miss him like you wouldn't believehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jwmDnXF0Tk
>>158082480PERRO NOOOOOOO
A Superscore passará a estampar o uniforme do Fluminense nos próximos jogos. Trata-se de um aplicativo de inteligência esportiva, gratuito e dedicado exclusivamente a reunir dados e estatísticas avançadas de futebol em tempo real. A plataforma, parceira global da Superbet, não exibe nenhum tipo de publicidade, odds ou sugestões de apostas, e não promove de qualquer forma atividades de apostas de quota fixa. O Superscore apoiará o clube ao mesmo tempo em que a Superbet acompanha a tramitação e a análise da Medida Provisória pelo Congresso.A iniciativa faz parte da adequação dos investidores da marca Superbet à Medida Provisória n. 1.394/2026 como forma de preservar os investimentos no futebol.
fuck a.nal
>>158084320Also valid for San Pablo
>>158084320SUPERSCORE
>>158082694Tem todo jeitinho de Cleide merendeira mas que teve algum avo ou avó com sangue branco e tirou um pouco do rosto pardo do nordeste, mas a marca da Cleide está no corpo e no olhar
>>158083168have some standards.
>>158084363você é uma pessoa desagradável
>>158081342hj acordei com raivad os boomers apesar de eu ter acordado bem e rezado pela manhã dps ter feito a oração da tardePor exemplo boomer tinha vó e mãe pra cozinhar, lavar, passar roupaEles deixaram para nós Belle Bellinha, Erica Hilton, Michelle Bolsoberg e Andressa UrachFerraram com a nossa familia as custas de eles terem uma vida boa
>>158083759
>>158084605kkkkkkkk
>>158084530se botar suas tetinhas num copo de sucção, eles ficam mais pretuberantes, somando com os seus quilinhos chubby, da até pra usar sutiã da hello kitty vai ficar beeeeeeem putinhaimagina você gemendo gostosinho>puta timinho meuuuuuenquanto eu mordo e lambuzo o biquinho vermelho do seu mamilo até ficar assadopapaaaaaaaai, o xota lover aqui num guenta
pec32
>>158084694vc é que toma monjaro e tem aqueles dedos gordos nojentossafado
>>158084771é o que? você manjaro-la?
eu nao entendo de economiaO jones manoel falou que emissao de moeda nao gera inflaçãoO que gera inflação é a demandahttps://x.com/pokerdev7/status/2107524185907949584/video/1Ele tem razão? Nunca entendi esse negocio de inflaçãoTipo>Nossa a velinha vai ganhar 300 reais a mais, vai comprar mais 2 kilos de carne nossa literalmente vai causar uma falta de carne no Brasil! Vai faltar carne!
>>158084824Ciro fucking Gomes!
>>158084824aaaaaaah para né? sua alimentação consiste da bomba de carboidrato que é esfiha do habibs, acha ache eu não sei que você tem uns mamilitos duritos?imagina a anca então? to ficano freaky aqui só de pensar
Brasileirão news every single day:Corinthians>Can Diniz recover the team's morale after 18 consecutive defeats?São Paulo>Morumbi to be auctioned in 15 days in case São Paulo don't clear their debts in timeSantos>Neymar invites Rabiot and Cavani to play for Santos at an estimated monthly cost of R$8mi. He will also miss the next match against Mirassol.Palmeiras>Leila Pereira tells sócios to eat shit and say they should thank Abel for everything Palmeiras is. "Rony was than Ademir da Guia", added the coach.Flamengo>Bap articulates a military coup with the top brass of the armed forces in order to overturn Lula's decision on bets.Vasco>Request to play in the Maracanã denied. Lamacchia promises 600 millions in signings in january.Botafogo>John Textor found in a meeting wearing a sócio benemérito's skin. Fluminense>Club intensifies campaign to encourage fans to buy tickets to the next fixture. President says finances are healthy and they just have to sell 5 moleques de Xerém.
>>158084824economista é tipo comentarista de futebol, é só esperar acontecer e você encaixa a realidade em um dos cenários prontos
Efeito colateral do wegovy falsificadoDestruindo o pancreas do gordinho
bring back véu de noiva
>>158085035Eu perguntei pro chatgpt pq os estados unidos nao imprimem dinheiro e simplesmente compram alimentos e outros produtosChegou num ponto que ele mesmo admitiu qpode fazer isso para sempre, desde que o mundo produza o suficiente para alimentar o povo americanoOu seja, estudar economia é literalmente estudar astrologia e UFOs. Ou fazer curso do Olavo
>>158085051uma coisa q eu reparei nos ultimos 15 anos que a qualidade da tinta de cabelo melhorouVc via uma loira falsa e logo dava impressao de putinhaHoje fica mais natural, até engana quem fica o dia todo no instagram
>>158084824>emissao de moeda nao gera inflação>O que gera inflação é a demandaIt's technically correct and it's the argument used for fiscal expansion during demand shocks. But the thing is that money issuance almost always implies in an increase in demand, and this type of statement is typically used in bad faith by people who want to justify reckless spending. Not saying it's what Jones is doing, I'm not clicking your link.
>>158085051Trave paizuri
>>158085051I agree with this
>>158085097é pq elas fazem aquelas mechas californianas que deixam as pardas com cara de branca
they fucked up messi's haircutAGAIN
>>158085051I agree, but I'm almost sure Beira-Rio still uses véu de noiva. There are lots of styles too, it goes underappreciated. Arena MRV's véu de noiva isn't the same as Maracanã's véu de noiva.>>158085097Sem misoginia, amigo. E as louras anos 2000 eram muito mais gostosas que as louras TikTok de hoje em dia.
trikaschizo tá chato demais hojecala a boca aí porra
quando o tittyschizo gosta de ficar atiçando
Very curious choice of attire for his farewell.
ainda fica com dor depois da janta do seu cu no dominginho da silva ?
>>158085194você também é outro chato com essa história de tetase manca caralho
>we will never see another sudaca team win a world cupgrim
>>158085233stop fencesitting
Between trikaschizo and the weirdo that wants to fuck him, I'll stand with the Diadema lad.
>>158085250I see it a parasitic relationship, you have to deal with the host in order to eliminate the plague
PENALCHI
COMING UP BITCHIES
>>158083759BAIXARIA E CENAS FORTES
>>158085415I have a recifense friend, rooting for you bro
>>158085431Ela tem
>nico gonzales in
Fogãobros, is everything ok?
PTbros, is everything ok?
>>158085995I am the nigger. I say that all the time.
>>158086016Same
>>158086016*a
>>158086016no that's me
>>158086016wow you're famous, can I get an autograph?
ʸᶦʸᵒˢ
MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI
(ᵖʳᵒnᵒᵘnᶜᵉᵈ ˢʰᶦˢʰᵒˢ)
there is still time
Kino de Resenhas Vasco da Gamahttps://x.com/newscolina/status/2107631260805845354
>curica
They should’ve called di Maria
I miss Fujimori so much
>>158086150It started at 1:50:00https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA3W0C-nzYk
>>158086150VAMO VOTAR
>pass to nico gonzales>falls
Guys why is ponchi preta playing at spring town?What happened to moisés lucarelli the world's biggest stadium
>>158086419El cesped
>benis lost
>Sancor SegurosHuh???
it's ogre the greatest ever has retiredargentina wins againI'm still the president
>>158086653sancor - sans cor - no color - black
>La Sole
Musaposter bringing the 2000s back
can this be the next OP
>>158086896kino
>>158086896Disgusting. This is Milei's fault.
why this cringe fest? is he running for president?
Christ I can't fucking stand this fucking bitch. I hope a sniper Kirks her
>>158086948What if kirk snipe her instead
bros...
>>158087057pishuela
>>158087057A copaliber is born
>>158087057lmao
BOSTERO SISSIES NOT LIKE THIS
chilechads get in here>>158087144
Will Barca give him a despedida like this?
>>158087168I doubt it
>no palmerasmaradona would never
pissi cuckitini
>>158087152Messi can't be a River sócio if he never ate sushi in the Monumental
Dafuq is this music
how about some beans to fart it out
>>158082694Sadly, ela tem.
This shit is so corny. Messi didn't even want this faggy garbage. Fuck you all. Fuck you /sp/, YOU allowed this.
Eu não fiz nada eu não fiz nada
favorite moment of the night?
>enzo fernandez crying like a bitchHAHAHAHAHA OH NONONONONONONONONONO HAHAHAHAH
>>158087363Based
>>158087348t. dead inside
>>158087363Next OP. Harass and shame any gordo puto that doesn't comply.
>>158087057>least cucked porteño
we beat peru with a bunch of liga betplay fags. they've hit rock bottom.
El mudomental is really disgusting and filthy, looks like a fucking villa miseria
What are some non-villa miseria canchas in Argentina?
>>158087433Duco
pepsis last match was kinda shit>>158087433amalfitanni
>>158087363The drone ads was kino ngl
the drone show should've included this
the normies ruined a good meme already
well that was nice and allback to what we really all care aboutboca
>>158087057oof
it's time for those guys to drop the beans and get on with it
>>158087057nothing left for the little beta, sad!
>>158087701I miss Paraná Clube so much
but do they miss you?
Sometimes you must give without thinking about taking.
i had a dream of my beansthey were gone but it was alright
>>158087057BRUH...
His name? Nilton Santos, herói alvinegro
>>158088108His name is Lionel, not Etched. What the fuck is this drunk bum talking about?
>>158088130
>>158088130Lionel Andrés Messi Cuccetched
>>158088108>I know that everything related to family makes us rethink thingsbased macaco chamuyero
yjk Chiqui Tapia is drinking a cold ass cueca cuela paid for by SANCOR SEGUROS rn
>cueca colaIs this the Argie response to porrra na cueca?
copa sansor seguros libertadores de america
Don't let this distract you from the fact that the Brazilian police will enter the stadium and arrest all Boca players for advertising Betsson
>messi right footedWhat did Sancor Seguros mean by this?
GUYS GUYSINTERNATIONAL BREAK IS OVER!WE HAVE BRASILEIRÃO TODAY!LOOK!GAMES!
Cyberpunk 2077 wasn't a big success in brazil because it only had small beans
Gee I wonder why
i love this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
those beans ain't tuff nigga
late night refuerzo de mondiola edição
>cold as fuck>coworker turns on the fan to "aerate the space"TURN THIS OFF NIGGA
>>158089867where are you working at 6am
>>158089956I needed to open the local Supermercado Shibata
>>158090062zamn
>>158090101I’m joking, I work in aviation we need to get here 2 hours before the first flight despite doing fuck all until the last 30 min
This is my new favorite quote
>>158088671>>158088818>>158088914>>158089146>>158089221>>158089244>>158089478hispanohablanchis are so funny
>>158090231>getting conmovidated for a superstar
>>158085250Trikaschizo1) Prevê resultados com 95% de acerto2) Contribui para comunidade3) Mostra o lado cruel do caipira, plantador de soja, da classe média que anda de Hilux no interior e gasta 400 reais em boteco que fede a fritura4) Unico que falou desde o início que a Leila iria ferrar o Palmeiras, deixar eles com uma divida maior que a que entrou e provavelmente continuar dando golpes é ser presa pela Interpol por tráfico de cocaína na europa5) Homem simples, come habibs, macarrão e sardinha6) Sofre há 16 anos torcendo pro São Paulo e mesmo assim tem esperança em dias melhores7) Primeiro ser humano a apontar que o Brasil seria humilhado na CopaO que mais vcs querem? que ele distribua 300 dolares para cada membro toda semana?
So give me coffee and tv
trikaschizo is a good man, the fact that his team is complete garbage is just the cherry on top
>>158090326pq vc não prevceu a derrota pra ponte preta kkkkkkkkkkkk posta aí man
2006 Sao Paulo desmotivado e destruido2x0 CruzeiroRogério Ceni defende penaltiRogério Ceni faz 2x1Rogério Ceni faz 2x2Impressionante como um ser humano pode mudar o destino de um clube
Sonhei que o Dorival ficava no SPFC em 2027, ganhava a Copa do Brasil e a Sul Americana
>>158082480Marco exameDiz para chegar de 7:459 e meia e ainda estou aqui.E é claro que aparecem dois pnc para vender suas drogas para medicos furando fila
>>158090444>>158090448>>158090375>>158090326All trickaschizo posts
nope, I'm not trikas
>>158090444faz B.OAqueles soldados de Israel com maletinha preta tem que ir no fim do expediente
minha barba é grossa igual do gregório duvivierserá q tenho sangue judeu?sei lá tipo uns 5%
>>158088419based
>>158090488>judeuvocê é de diadema, amigo, isso é o sangue de preto velho
>>158090514Aqui é o terceiro reich perto do ABCNem presidiário vai em balada em sao bernardo do campo e santo andre
até as japonesas de santo andré sao feiasimpressionante
>it’s an “coworker who only talks about work won’t shut the fuck up” episode
>>158090569bom chia jesus link
BeterrabaMiojoMeia lata de sardinhaPimenta pretaNao use monjaro nem wegovy nem essas coisas, vc vai ficar com dedo gordo igual do anon aqui que toma essas coisasFinal de semana esfiha liberado
Colombia beat Peru. My Colombian fren surely is not happy, but what are your thoughts?
>>158090461This doesn’t prove anything, you get the same results switching between wifi and mobile data
>>158090609didnt even watch the game lmao,, was watching messi last tango
che boludo
let's face we pretend to like friendly matches because they take away from us the real good matches like copalib, sudakino and série AI prefer watching Goiás x CRB than Brazil vs India or Uruguay x Bangladesh
>>158090656Americas nations league soon
>>158090656Obviously
Only problem with an Americas Nations league would be the traveling but I guess you could do it if you play all the matches in one country, or you give one group or phase to a country
Por 100 mil reais e em até 10 dias, ex-jogadores recebiam pelo correio licenças de técnico da ATFA, a escola de treinadores da Argentina. Era só pagar, sem fazer curso ou prova. Só que os documentos eram FALSOS!O UOL obteve áudios em que Alejandro Mancuso, ex-volante de Palmeiras e Flamengo, oferecia o "trâmite urgente". Thiago Silva, Roberto Carlos, Petkovic, Felipe Melo, Diego Lugano e outros craques confirmaram a negociação. Mancuso nega.
freshly baked mufa
>>158090620then by all means keep sperging out at me like I'm trikaschizo
>>158090698lmao
At least trikaschizo doesn't cry watching Cristiano Ronaldo clips
>8 or 9 murdered around Diadema in the last few days>cut into pieces and their parts tied and put into trash bags>trikaschizo is remarkably not bitter
>>158090787No te emocionas un tipo que perdió su papa y aun sí logró lo que logró en su carrera ? Puedo quedar un tiquito pelotudo pero me encanta un poquito no le voy a mentirte
>>158090794
>>158090794Pobrecito mesi *le ruje la panza*
>>158090789This is already affecting bokita
>>158090794real language btw
No te encanta un tipo que siegue peleando despues de perder el amor de su vida? Un tipo que tiene que cargar el pieso de la canariña solo, no se pero me emociono un bocadito
>>158090742I have never said anything about trikas, I even ask questions to him. Unlike most of you, I don’t give a damn about who posts what
>>158090881thats because you are Trikas
movie recommendation?
>>158090901the usual suspects, ran, plein soleil
>>158090901Central do Brasil
>>158090901Papillon (1973)
how to tell if a mono is a failure in the most easymode paradise country? ask them their opinion on Neymargood opinion = classic chad brazilian who gets plenty of sun and bundabad opinion = sad tranny mono
>>158090905ran a good movie?>>158090911fuck outta here nigga>>158090913sounds good added to my watchlist
>>158084363Você sabe das coisas.>>158084404t. merendeira
>>158090666I have an ideain the 90s, during (((DATA FIFABERG))) we had tournaments like "World Champions Club" Gremio, Sao Paulo, Flamengo, Santos in Goiás playing a small tournament of world championsThis ran from 1995 to 1998 or 1999Since Palmeirasberg and Flumerdense would feel bad, we could make a "Taça Supercampeão da Libertadores", clubs who won libertadores fighting for the title. 3 or 4 matches Similar to the Mickey Mouse Cup Sao Paulo won against Riber and Corinthians in 2016 in Miami. These small tournaments are good
>>158090886I could be here and there depending on the mood
>>158090930
>>158090925>ran a good movie?yes
>>158090925What? It's a good movieNot every movie has to be an action flick faggot
>>158090930>These small tournaments are goodThey really aren't. Small tournaments are fun when it's like the one Flamengo played in the World Cup break because you get matchups you don't see often. The last thing we need is another Grêmio x São Paulo in the schedule.
>>158090930I have an ideayou pay the debt you made
Copa Mario Lobo ZagalloInterCruzeiroSao PauloPalmeirasGremioCorinthiansPrantosPronto. Mt melhor que estadual
>>158090959seria bom pq os times jogariam com 70 ou 80% da baseJá que os empresrios nunca deixam a gente ver eles jogarem, seria uma oportunidade legal
>>158090963ta fugindo de estadual pra não perder pra ponte preta denovo? kkkkkkkkkkkk aí é foda man
num inventa moda, é só tirar a camisa e tirar a foto cara
>>158090919trvke
começou a viadagem
>Aqui é o terceiro reich perto do ABC
>>158090881I'm sure your little sissy clitty is leaking in anticipation for the next san pablo match
neymar is a washed bum today there's no two ways about it
>>158090967>seria bom pq os times jogariam com 70 ou 80% da baseThat's even worse. You can just watch sub-17 and sub-20 for that.
>>158090984Pior que eu já vi um vídeo e é assim mesmo, tem uma cratera no meio do lugar e a favela é disposta assim
>>158090959You start with one small tournamet then you have a superliga internacional, copa de la liga, supercopa de campeones, copa argentina, triangular final de campeones
sentiu
felt it
They tried to save football.
ó o quarto reich aí, o bastião contra o judaísmo
>>158090999mas eles só jogam sério as partida que os olheiros do exterior vem pro brasil pra ver eles>>158091042as arquitetas convidadas da Globo, UFRJ, UFMG e USP acham o máximo e aprovame vc fez qual faculdade mesmo?
>>158091051>(((globo)))I thought you were antisemite
>>158091051>mas eles só jogam sério as partida que os olheiros do exterior vem pro brasil pra ver elesThat's not how scouting works in 2026
You niggas keep photos I posted 3 years ago just to use against trikaschizo in a random Wednesday That’s obsession
não jantou seu cacetinho quente ainda não?
>>158091070you're not the protagonist mane
Boa noite, senpaiília, já liberaram o almuerzo?
pq todo mundo tá falando igual fala no zap aqui hoje?
>>158091082argies will see this meal, make fun of it, and then proceed to eat pic related (minus the anime girl)
>>158091070They cant win me so they try to offend meEu sou uma espécie de Luis Boça com Alexandre FrotaTenho a inocencia e persistencia do Boça com a malandragem e contatos com sob mundo do Frota
>>158091082o argentino come quase igual a gente mas eles sao magrosMeu primo com 45 anos tá com uma barriga, sem mentira, maior que do Jo SoaresTem algo errado na nossa água, um dia irei provar e depois terei de fugir para a China para evitar ser morto. Espero que 4chan funcione lá
>>158091093>insanely narrow tableThat’s chile
>>158091110os peitinhos do seu primo são grandes também? deve ser hereditário isso bro
>>158091120Tu é tetudão
>>158091123tetudão é vc, eu sou teutão
>>158091126teutão da bahia
Walter Bolacha = gordoVampeta = gordoHulk = gordoGabigol = roliçoNeymar = barriguinha de cervejeiroRonaldo no Corinthians = 100 kilos "culpa é da tieróide"Nikão = gordoPatrick Pantera Gorda = gordoAi vc vê qualquer lixo da 3a divisao da argentina aos 37 anos é magro
Talking to my dad about tonight's games and which ones we should watch. >aí, pai. Tem Cruzeiro e São Paulo também, jogo bom>São Paulo tá uma merda, porraI feel like this should've went the other way around.
>>158091129?
>>158091139
Good morning I love women
>>158091146cospe ou engole?
>>15809113240yo obese senile Hulk just styled on Platense (SUPPOSEDLY a first division club) in both home and away games. Maybe argenchinos should spend less time doing cardio and more time learning the fundamentals of the game.
>>158091146photoshop descarado
>>158091152As a futebol player you should be magro after retiring to avoid entering the cachaça depression route>à lá Nestor obeso, aquele que fez 3 partidas boas na vida inteira
>>158091146She looks like the kind of bitch that gets an HR position just to rule over people.
>>158091172>gets an HR position just to rule over people.so all of them?
>>158091093>brazilians would rather eat a bunch of stale shit packed in styrofoam packaged by an indian that doesn't understand the concept of hand washing
>>158091184what does 'stale' mean in this sentence?
>>158091178Nah some bitches get an HR position to hire more nogs.
>>158091169The options are either futevôlei em Ipanema (Gabigol's future) or esbórnia e sobrepeso (Neymar's future)
>>158091194That food is not fresh bro.
>>158091232neymar will be the president of brazil
>>158091237Unironically better than Bolsonaro, vamos Ney
>"presidente. O dólar foi a 7, a reforma fiscal não veio, há registros de atrasos no pagamento de servidores federais e nos repasses para municípios. Será que não está na hora de repensar a direção da equipe econômica?">"haha. Você que é boa, né? Sabe tudo de economia. Haha. Você quer vir aqui? Quer fazer meu trabalho? Não quer, né? Haha.">neymar faz o sinal de xiu e sai andando
>>158091260kino
How many today?
I wanted to eat some mingau de cremogema but I've been to 3 supermarkets and couldn't find it
>>158091260kek'd
>>158091260engraçado que eu consigo ver o candidato mais provável a ser eleito falando a mesma coisa
why is there a weird cope that argentina won't win anything without messilike only fucking colombia can stop them in copa americawtf is colombia gonna do
>>158091284ecuador will stop argenchina
>>158091288This
>>158091288>>158091311
Argentina would probably won the last Copa America without rigging but it was very riggi riggi
Give me fuel, give me fire, give me that bean I desire
>>158091340Laugh while you still can. Our day is coming.
vcs nao sentem pena desses pobres coitados que acham que eleição vale alguma coisa?
>>158091355self-awareness moment?3 days later and you're the one still crying
>we lost so it was riggedkek
>>158091374I say this
>>158091354Go check when was the last time Ecuador beat a Conmebol team in Copa America and come back after checking
>podiosJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
>not being in a PodioJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJThat's how pathetic your little Ecuador is
falou do pochios nessa cueca e gozou né?
Ecuador va a salir campeón en 2028 con 3 goles de Valencia a Colombia en la final
Colombia no va llegar a la final
Such is life in Brazil
Colombia controlled by CIA and narcosPeru controlled by weird globalistsChile weird malignos with violent behaviorArgentina controlled by a guy who cry every time he see a rabbiUruguay: pastel + Cueca cuela 350ml 23 reaisitos or 6 dolares. Chivito 25 dolares + a small house 700k USD Paraguay: hot all yearVenezuela: They are building Tel Aviv 3.0 there, as we speakIs Bolivia the only place where we can live like human beings? Some people say Suriname can be a good option but blacks there dont like us so much
>>158091420The only good thing about your post is Greta Megadeth
trofeu podios
>>158091420What's stopping you from moving to a place with less people?
>>158091471>let's move to the middle of the jungle or the infernal heat of centro oeste
>>158091471those places are controlled by Galoucura
>>158091487Don't forget caatinga or an estanciero's farm in Rio Grande do Sul
>>158091455hi
¿estas seguro?
>>158091490https://youtu.be/cgDYt9YwrtU?t=46
>>158091496WHAT THE FUCKI was about to post this
>>158091420>Pastel+ cueca cuela 6 USD>Chivito 25usdNo one forces you to pay overpriced shit. You can get a pastel + fagar cuela for 3usd, and no one literally no one eats chivito on the regular. I've had it I think once. It was made as a tourist meal and it still is a tourist meal. A kg of milanesa de cerdo is 5usd, de carne is 9usd
A good piece of land is 35k USD here in a small but promising town just as mine (won't tell you the name doe it's a secret)
>>158091471>far southToo cold>deep centro oeschiToo hot, shithole>deep nordeschiToo dry, shithole >deep AmazonAssustador
>>158091519hey I can afford that
>>158091519Vamos canelones btw
>>158091509https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSZbTdXtIAk
>>158091487>>158091521Ok my dude, go to Bolivia then. There is no winning here.
>>158091533You are replying to trikas.
His town is called José Batlle y Ordóñez and it isn't as promising as he thinks
>The guy that brags me ecuadorian excellence for having teams in quarters and ocasionally semis says the trofeo podio doesnt count
>>158091533>There is no winningUnfortunately, I wish there was a way to win
Moving to Brasil profundo if you’re born in a big city must be crazyCaipiras are insane Imagine having a minor argument with a farmer over the placement of a fence and he poisons your well or lets a dog hunt your little kid, they’re insane, savage peopleIf you beat them in a game of truco and laugh they’ll wait for years for an opportunity to kill you, they’re crazy
>>158091538Time to realize a Colombiana broke his heart and he’s lashing out at us
>>158091542I need the stories that served as inspiration for this post
>>158091544damn those whores are mean must have been a paisa for sure
>>158091537Nah it's a town that recently was covered by the NY Times because an AI company invested hundreds of millions to build a 'futuristic city' right next to town. To me it sounds like a trainwreck waiting to happen but most people think it's progress
>>158091542My aunt lives at the interior and I visit her sometimes. There is literally nothing to do and they all drink alcohol, play bocha or bet on tigrinho all day everyday. Occasionally they also kill each other over stupid things.
>>158091561Honestly grim and haunting. I'm so sorry.>>158091550You live in Brazil now. There's nothing stopping you from spending a week in Sorocaba or Joinville.
Ok the jig is up. It's here trikaschizo HERE it's the future of South America the next Singapur>>158091571Watch us ride into the sunset with two brown bags with dollar signs on them salutations
>>158091579NO NO NO NO NONO FUCKING WAYNO WAYNOT COLÔNIA
>>158091579>destroying colonia de sacramentoThe jews won
>>158091579I don't get it, the Jews already turned buenos aires into a futuristic shithole.
are these jews in the room with us?
saiu pesquisa 53 flavio 47% lulabom amigos é isso, acabou eleição vida que segue, vamos nos preocupar com coisas uteis como proximo presidente do meu tricolor, a venda do Lucibagre em 2027 e uma futura SAF encabeçada pela CIMED no meu sao paulinhoTalvez a Cimed e Unimed só aceitem fazer parte da SAF se algum grande banco intervir, o que eu acho dificil. Tem algum banqueiro tricolor que nao roube velinhos para comprar meu sao paulo?
>>158091514No one in uruguay can eat a decent meal for less than 12 dollars which is 3x what I pay in BrazilUnless you ask for rice and 2 eggsMaybe in argentina pastel and cueca cuela is 3 USD but in uruguay is 12 or 13 u sd
>>158091579I've had delusions of living a week on the historic center of colônia
>>158091659>weekmonth
>>158091519dont lie I saw 1 bedroom apartments full of ruins for sale in Salto for 120k USD even the electricity cables are collapsing In Tacuarembó a house that is decent is more than 400KUSD
>>158091640Whatever happened to this guyhttps://www.cnnbrasil.com.br/esportes/futebol/sao-paulo/conheca-diego-fernandes-possivel-novo-investidor-do-sao-paulo/
ele tá atiçando dms hj
>>158091628Idk what they're planning but we already got yuropeens moving here and getting frustrated by our pace and behaviourIt's gonna backfire 100%, I hope that just means they get fucked and we go back to our old ways untouched but I got a bad feeling about all of thishttps://www.nytimes.com/2026/09/22/world/americas/praxis-uruguay-colonia-tech-utopia.html
>>158091679what kind of tech job are they offering
>>158091542caipiras are like this if you live in a building>Can you please dont put loud music?>Ok but only if the other guy from 305 dont close his door at 12 AM>What is the link between the two facts?Then the fight starts and they start to scream and say they will murder each otherCaipiras are a disgrace>>158091579>Bottle of water: 6 USD>Visit to a hospital sorry no doctor, bur if you pay 500 dollars this guy he can take you to Montevideo>Lojinhas for tourists: 30 USD camisa "I Love Uruguay"fuck off
>>158091679Who allowed this? I want to know who I should hate.
>>158091657People here don't eat out much because it is really expensive. 3 or 4 bucks in a local bakery can get you a pastel and a local 600ml soda 100%, but most people just cook at home and eat out or get takeout occasionally, not every week>>158091659Youd get bored by day 3 honestly
>>158091672he MAY appear again if Marcelo Portugal Gouvea Jr. is elected but he is against SAF he said sao paulo will hire bagres for 4 years and pay denbts
Readers added context:he hates caipiras because he descent of nordestinos. according to the 2010 census, a large portion of Diadema’s population is of Northeastern Brazilian descent,
>>158091669Nah I meant a piece of land you can build on, not an apartment or a houseSomething like this goes for 35k USD
>>158091727caipiras: Paraná, SP, part of MS and Goias and MTIn nordeste they are known as cangaceiros. They dont murder each other like in interior of SP often because there are more women willing to make 10 or 15 children for bolsa familia so they spend the day having sex even if the women is pregnant
>>158091679I hate this
>>158091739>They dont murder each other like in interior of SP
>>158091702A gallon of water is 3USD. That town they're building is 10minutes away from townIt's not a good place to move I'm just memeing, you probably have more chances of making money in Paraguay or Perú than here because of our cost of living
>>158091739>they spend the day having sex even if the women is pregnantbrazilian incels hate this simple trick
>They dont murder each other like in interior of SP
>>158091739>They dont murder each other like in interior of SPYou're thinking about coastal paraíbas. The paraíba from interior kills his childhood best friend for calling him "meu pato na sinuca" in front of his wife.
>>158091733>you can build onwhich total will be ~300k USDThe age of building houses is over anonUnless you are ultra rich or a pedreiro or your family is a bunch of pedreirosDont know if you notice but in sao paulo the new apartments that started after 2006 when Lula sold our land to MRV are made of 1cm concrete and houses are allowed to use fake cement and areia podre which will ruin everything anywayTL;DR: maybe finding a chinese wife is not a bad idea. They dont like to discuss, they are calm and obedient. Plus they know where to buy medicine, food and electronics in the black market without consequences. A brazilian guy who married a chinese girl will get an apartment for free once the mother of his wife dies, it's a huge apartment, 3 bedroom in the center of Xangai. And there is no property tax or anything, it's like 10 dollars per month for maintenance only and electricity cost 0,008 cents
>They dont murder each other like in interior of SPKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
niggas is trippin'
>>158091673What's up with gays and fat males :/
sure, but that won't make Mano Menezes come back
>brasileirão returns todayi enjoyed every second from it's break
>>158091780My family is a bunch of pedreiros yeah luckily lol otherwise yes only very rich people have enough to afford the land, the materials and the labourers. Average Joes here just get into viviendas and pay them for decades or buy containers/isopanel shit to just put on a terrain so they can save that money you spend on pedreiros
>>158091792A quarter of /copalib/ traffic is just allegedly heterosexual men saying they like fat women
>>158091733I got a 32x15 at 7k trumps in my super secret city.
There are hundreds of western men marrying phillipine womenThey do the laundry, cook, etc. they are basically what our grandmothers wereThe only issue are: you must have some saved money because they live in places with open sewer so buy a good house is a good ideaIn China it's better, women usually have house thanks to the communist party program. In Japan this doesnt work because women see the world through capitalist lens aka they want a rich fag
yes we love fat women
>>158091739The most violent city of Brazil is on the countryside of Ceará
>brazilian hate argentinayeah righthttps://www.instagram.com/reels/DaynOpHuR44/
>>158091808Paraguay IS the actual secret place people move in to make a profit here in south america. I've also heard good things or Perú contrary to what people online might think
and then he said:>They dont murder each other like in interior of SP
>>158091813gorda vagabunda
Luciano Huck is the biggest sociopath this country ever seen
>>158091831no one murder a person in nordeste before asking the traficante leader of the regionIn interior of SP, PCC doesnt care, as long as it's not one of them
>>158091850
Imagine having trikas as a friend IRL and all he does is talk about shit he saw in tiktok, the plans he will never commit to but keeps daydreaming about, eugenics, jews and palmeiras. At times he will invite you to play some shitty game in an emulator he swears is better than modern games but it's all a ploy to keep talking about how the other brazilian states are worse than san pablo and show you calleri tiktok phonk edits.
>>158091856strikingly similar to 0n from /lat/
>>158091850nossa mano só cala a bocavocê é muito burro
>>158091856thats just me...
>>158091850>>158091863
>>158091829So am I late again? oh man...
https://g1.globo.com/sp/sao-paulo/noticia/2026/10/07/policia-apura-serie-de-mortes-suspeitas-de-execucao-em-sp-corpos-foram-ensacados-decapitados-ou-queimados.ghtml?mrfhud=trueHe thinks Diadema is ZL>>158091856>rejecting playing TMNT on the SNES with a person like meThat is why sometimes people like you have no friends
>>158091808>>158091879just move to Obligado
>>158091881>he's doubling down
>>158091887They would never accept a nigga like me in the german part :(
os caras no ceará aprenderam a operar drone pra jogar bomba na casa dos outros e fazer eles deixarem as casas kkkkkkk
I'm posting because the retard said the murders of saco plástico are in Diadema but Diadema is not ZL
It's probably all dívida com o PCC shit
The last redpill I'll say for today is that South America will be a good place to live in 120 yearsVery few young people, lots of old people. For those who are young, cheap houses, cheap apartments and the old retards who created children without love or didnt have children will pay you just for you to deliver food or go to the pharmacy for them while the useless old people stay inside watching 50 types of AI movies Food will be cheap because our government will import from Vietnam and Laos, meat will be imported from Africa and with luck there will be a cleaning machine that will kill ebola and other viruses before the meat reach here
>>158091887obrigado voce (:
>>158091902nah nordestinos are all wholesome chungus that's CIA ou algo do tipo
>>158091942>Very few young people, lots of old people. For those who are young, cheap houses, cheap apartments>will pay you just for you to deliver food or go to the pharmacy for them KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK tu é burro pra caralho
in 120 years boca will still be chasing la septima
>>158091942your country is not even 120 years old bro
in 1994 I felt pride of Romario, Taffarel and RaíIn 2002 I already felt disgusted by Nike and Ronaldinho jewish empresarios
this nigga old as fuck
>>158091968there are houses in japan for sale for 2 dollarsGood condition. There is no family anymore. Governent just want someone to move there to avoid wasting more money to destroy itAlso in Japan the government pay you to entertain old people for 30 minutes in asilos. Just make them clap and smile
This is the guy that says his club is big because they won Trofeo de Campeones Andes-Brasil in 1996 after Alianza Lima's withdrawal
>>158091982I'd rather move to londrina and make your life a living hell
>>158092028Argies are pretty cool. I'd be okay with more of you here.
This is what I mean, the guy just talks about random clickbait shit he saw online.
There are a non-zero number of titles that count as per the council and have much bigger controversy than alianza lima retiring
Llegó el otro pelotudo.
>>158092047just buy the chastity cage and put some knee high socks bro
I'd rather have 100 macaco loucos than 1 trikaschizo
You live in a three unit beachfront apartment building. The other two units are empty and you need to choose two /copalib/ recognisable posters to live there. What do you do?
>>158092081the argie who was ghosted by his friendthe ecuadorian who posts once a month
>>158092081I jump off the balcony
the job market has rejected me more than hoes.
>>158092102All I read is you don't talk to women enough.
>>158092081eat the cake
>>158092106they have nothing interesting to say
>>158092060Just give me your address, I’ll land in buenos aires today and fuck you, unless you are ashamed of your villa
>>158092106i have applied for more than 500 job openingsits physically impossible to approach that number of humans from the opposite gender
>>158092128Which area?
>>158092107you do know where you are sitting, right?
>>158092114oh oh another clitty leaky meltyyou look cute when you pretendbe a good sissy, put on the dress and stop pretending bro
>>158092114I live in São Paulo. Give me your address now.
>>158092128Just get a bunch of dating apps.
>>158085051
Nelson Rodrigues, o gênio
>>158092149I was in Blitz and you told me it was a gay bar, when it isn’t >>158092145Will you do it or not? Did you eat your jewish chiquislop yesterday, you little pussy?
Bring back pelo na axila.
it was more than just beans and fartsthere was rice too
kevinho de bruninho
>>158092164now why would i do that
>>158092255why wouldn't you
>>158092215everything in rua augusta is gay, no exceptions
>>158092334I didn’t see a single gay, actually I saw a bunch of single girls.
macaco louco danced to the beyonce's hit "(single ladies (put a ring on it)" at blitz in rua augusta
>>158092350>I didn’t see a single gaythere were no mirrors in the bathroom?
>6 green flags in a rowthat's two farts one after the other, and it's starting to stink
>>158092350>I didn’t see a single gayit was gay's couple night
>>158092350You should visit Café Photo in São Paulo
>>158092357blitz haus used to be good when they had double parties with that other club, there are too many viados but the girls are qt and young, good times where you could pay 50 bucks and drink all night
>>158092373Is that like a brothel for businessmen?>>158092368Kkkkk>>158092359
>>158092393I wish I wasn't caipira
>>158092402>Is that like a brothel for businessmen?yep
sweet, more dataslop
Macaco louco filho da puta frequenta boate gay em São Paulo filho da puta
>>158092478deixa o cara gozar
>>158092478all penaldo fans are closeted homos
>>158092215lmao cum eating attention whorestart dressing like the girl you always wanted to beget raped and choke on a gun worthless cum beggin slut
it's just beans bro, fart it out
Nice, they are sperging out now without me even trying. Cuck mentality btw
Filho da puta frequenta boate gay
>>158092522go on, make my day little slutbeg for attention have a negronihave twodo a flip faggotdie
Santiago Silva ídolo máximo de Boca
Jesus, that guy really loves BCCs for dinner, innit. At least give me your instagram, I’ll send you a picture
I love BBC. They have great documentaries.
>>158092592This is the 1970 Brazil of journalismhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nfZdfkp5No
next thread better have a schedule>but rentry is brokenexcuses, don't wanna hear em
>>158092637Don't worry about it.
>>158092637And this as the OP (it's copalib related because it has blacks and hulk's car in it)
>>158092736giwtwm
>>158092736Can't suffer in Cabo Verde
It's 2016 and someone tells you the two best teams in this image are Braganchino and Mirassol
>Maripán out>72 days of rest and the only 9 avaliable is El Gordinho Alerrando and the only decent CB is 40 yo Mercadojust end this
Santos took the Baú da Felicidade pill
Stop posting that gorda.
>>158092984KKKKKKKKKKKKnão pode apostar em um Flamengo x Chapecoense basicamente dinheiro garantido mas essa patifaria é legalizada
a gorda with no ass is like doing cocaine while soberit makes no sense
gorda sem peitos é como traveco sem pau
>>158093013wisest words out of an argentinian's mouth since borges
based dunga
Borges era un puto pelotudo
>>158093072he finally got his harline back
>>158093072KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>158092966Internacional 2a divisao it's "the curse" you robbed us in 2006I'll never forget Sobis, the Jew, laying on the ground as if he was assaulted and the referee 40meters away couldnt see anything giving Josué Red Card while at best that type of "foul" would be accidentalThat allowed Inter to win their libertadores. Paying propina. Now I hope Inter descend to la B and never come back. Maybe Rio Guaíba flood the stadium all over again but this time destroy everything
No way she's gonna do this for 4 years KKKKKKKKKKKKKkclown world do caralho
>redpill>x burgerwhy are brazilians like this? portuguese is such a beautiful language
>>158093132O povo é soberano.
Xaud is negotiating with a new sponsor for Brasileirão and Copa do Brasil
>>158093132I will find her and kiss her
3 days in and the slaughter has began... We have tough years ahead, bros...
>>158093132>>158093213I gotta leave this shithole asap
>>158093220where u going
>>158093259colonia, uruguay
>>158093132She is, that's all she knows how to do. She literally had 0 propostas and only talked about tranny bathrooms. Essa gorda vagabunda.
>>158093213Lula is still the president though
>>158093127sad!we'll never see a guy like this playing for inter again because all youth is niggas from bahia and rio de janeiro and all the gaúchos are playing for palmeiras and afléticoanyway josué was a carniceiro
>>158093304pato manco
Assassino em serie solto no SP. Sem dúvidas esse cara ta aqui entre a gente
>>158093132vc nao pode negar que vai ter muita gente criada em apartamento que vai começar ler a Bíblia graças a elaE ela não é evanjegue. Querendo ou não, é algo bom acontecendo em um país amaldiçoado pelos judeus
o nome do assesinho? cleiton "peida muito" da silva, ele gosta do sau pau no cu
>>158093315Tem que matar mais gente, o paulista merece
>>158093312Sobis faked an aggression to win a LibertadoresIn the process he didnt realize that through Karma , Inter lost to Mazembe and will go to serie B second time
I made a thread. Now hurry up and move, pelotudo. Or don't. It's not like I care anyway.>>158093361>>158093361>>158093361
Let's go, SAObros.
>>158093132Gorda bunduda deliciosa do caralho. Quero fazer uns 3 filhos com ela.
>>158093400calma fdp
