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gooned too hard
>>158088665>>158088665>>158088665
Marchand going out to a slew foot is ironic
Sorry kids, no more little caesars pizzas, daddy is boycotting Chris Ilitch for ruining the Red Wings.
Put me down on PCL tear for Marchand.
>>158088695I do hope he is ok, but it really couldn't have happened to much more deserving of a guy.
>Florida without Barkov
>>158088695There will be articles with that point in them printed tomorrow, and why don't you be one of them? It's a good point...
>>158088701Those "people" are so fucking retarded
>>158088703He is also old as fuck so not like it matters anyways. He already won his cups and Captained the broons
Don't get cocky Cancucks
>>158088701NOOO NOT MY PIZZAS
>>158088711>Florida without Barkov and Marchand
Knights win, but at what cost
gg copey, we'll get ya next time
My penguins play today
anime? more like really gay
my mammies play today
Peter Laviolette is a cool dude.
Benny chimpout at a good time to prevent an embarassing PP
>>158088757Yeah
>>158088765Anon...
Dustin Wolf will end up as a career back up
>>158088755>>158088765go to bed
i am gay and swedish, ask me anything, hockey topics preferred
>Gary wants one more Gary TimeGary gets what Gary wants
>>158088718We are a passionate fanbase. People are even logging into their LinkedIn accounts to shit on Ilitch under his post.
>>158088783no!
>>158088777LOL checked and how in the hell do you not stop that?
>>158088777checked>>158088795I can't think of anything
>the city of Angeles
Tkachuk ka-ching
I'm Chucky, wanna play?
>>158088703this. i hope florida rots in hell. anyway the kraknigs killed olafsson and then continued to chimp out and lost 6-2 KWAB>w-w-we're good now w-we btfo the flames twice!!!!!!!!
>>158088826oh we don't play with dimeless niggas
If Barkov is going to continue getting injured why not just give Matthew the C.
>>158088810He's a manlet. Look at how small he is in the net
>laffs
They won't even get Dupont
>>158088860>ncaadupont is a bust like mckenna
go kitties :3
cum shitter kek
>>158088665>Panthers edition
>>158088889coach primate
What was Marchand's vaxx status?
>barys astana has an MHL team AND a team in the kazakh junior leaguewtf
I thought you're not allowed to punch with your gloves on
>kangs
W cats nyo!
>>158088777Kapanen is just that guy
6 points out of 4 home openers all on the road, I'm pretty sure that means the dynasty is back
Howās Gary going to celebrate October 7th?
i love finns
>>158089060Pongs Craps
>>158088973rules for thee not for me
>>158089072Jest and lolirado will be a better game
>>158089072Thank you Gary
Good morning Go Flames
padres will win the world series and the ducks will win the cup
Is he okay?
>>158089089Sadly the vaxx claimed another one.
>>158089089Thats it for his career
Jojo in her reproductive prime
>>158089087dream big
>>158089098it's over. how much longer is he on contract for :)
>>158089095Much like Barkov. Goddamn the Panthers injuries are already piling up AND THE SEASON JUST STARTED
>>158089097only good post in days
don't look nowrangers with the best record in the EC powered by the best defense in the EC>tfw
>>158089098kino
>Go to California>Lose 2 games lose 2 playersAtleast they beat the Kings I suppose
Hopefully with all the early season career altering injuries we go back to 82 games
>>158089098>>158089119The 26-27 Florida PanthersEXPLODING KNEES: The Season
>>158089060Connor won't let him
>>158089134The players are exhausted! Gary is a slave driver!
>>158089119Pure copium from the rest of the league, Barkov will be back in November and Brad just decided to take an extended vacation at DQ because the team looks so good>>158089117About a Gudas
>>158089117Just 4 more years after this one>gary tries to fix ntc/nmc shit>marchand cries>gary makes sure marchand really cries
>>158089144>Brad just decided to take an extended vacation at DQLol I almost forgot that he did that. Looked bad though the Tkachuks might have to buy him ice cream this time.
I feel like no matter what. The Panthers just get more violent from here on out and it's gonna be fucking kino.
All this talk about injuries and kitties are still on top of the league
>>158089144>because the team looks so good>didn't lead a single time this season until the third period of game 4kwab
jack leads the league in points bro's. stone looks good. olafsson is hopefully not ded for too long. hertl looks good. when mitch wakes up it's over for the rest of the league go knights
>>158089184
Panthers are dropping like flies. I actually find them very entertaining so it's a bit lame but seeing them get KWAB'd is also entertaining.
>>158089209>shitlanticcmtsu
my san diego baseball padres are as dominant as my san diego ice hockey gulls
Made candied bacon tonight
>>158089123>don't look nowokay, I won't
Give it to me straight /hoc/: Is Marchand going to be okay?
>>158089267Marchand will be okay but his MCL is fucked
How come Gary hates the panthers now?
Apologize
*from the back of the room, baked*HEY GARE TRY ANOTHER TEAM IN TEMPE
>>158089306I kneel
>>158088711>buh we would have won the cup if we were healthy!!
>>158089306Congrats for unbusting yourself
>>158089302He gave them all he had for two years and they did nothing to repay him.
>>158089313>we would have won the cupjust like my islanders in 2020 and 2021
>>158089306>1 point in 4 games
>>158089325Didn't he get 2?
>>158089332Yeah
Connor McRegularSeason is a very talented hockey player. He just needs to work on his shooting, passing, defense, deking, physicality, handles, transition, gap control, defensive IQ, offensive IQ, hitting, and leadership to reach the level of a guy like JT Miller.
tempe screwed tempe
the bulletproof mullet
>>158089306>laffs wouldn't have beat trashville if not for himHoly fuck are they that bad?
>>158089367This is hilarious and he even took a paycut so that the team had more cap space. But who did they pickup. TRISTAN JARRY. lol they downgraded in goaltending. He needs to realize that his front office is full of fucking idiots and move onto to another team.
insane in the membrane
hearing reports bedard missed the start of postgame interviews cos he was in the shower too long with the boys
logged into diablo for the first time in like 2 weeks
i bet they were sitting on this pun since he was drafted
>>158089408I just want him to move on alreadyI hate the oilels and don't want to risk him pulling a cup out of his ass by sheer willpower and outscoring their problems. He can go win anywhere else.
>brady demands to be traded to Florida>florida is injury fuckedKWAB
Larkin gets traded today, don't ask me how I know.
>>158089523what if he wins over the hearts and minds of wings fans again by scoring 60 goals and donating half of his salary to charity in the city?
>>158089548Nah itās over
https://x.com/BR_OpenIce/status/2107639012756439527?s=20
Dylan Larkin after making his Red Wings season debut:āIām trying to be a man and face it,ā he said postgame. āIām going to try to show up with my play.ā
>>158089566well he got 2 points and chimped out a bit in defense of his team at the end of the 2nd so i'd say he did well enough
I'm 100% sure that Jack Roslovic would be a 80+ point guy if he had any consistency at all.>>158089481https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7TStWUtxpU
>>158089563cousins is hated by every player in the league
>>158089649what about nephews
>>158089678BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The last time your countrymen lifted the lord stanely? Nineteen ninety-three
One day closer to our flames bringing the cup home :)
>>158089734my countrymen lifted the cup last playoffs, here's proof
Itās up
Do we think he maybe rushed back because Barky got hurt? Idk what is last injury was, but it's becoming apparent that the league wants us hurt so they can beat us. West Coast road trip to start the season is rough
>>158089802Too bad, so sad.
>>158089380the poisonous Ethiopian caterpillar
>>158089595thought for sure that link was going to be Queen
>rags
my habs are going to miss the playoffs :(
my islanders are going to miss the playoffs :(
waiting for the sun to come up so I can start my eggs
>>158090050this but go to sleep
>>158090055>looking up guides til the sun comes up
The nj devils stink from top to bottom, there isnāt a single player or prospect Iād build around, any single one of them could be sent packing today and Iād be ok with it ā¦. What a mess
>>158089783hebrew horseplay
just got off the phone with gary and he told me to tell you guys that he's all out of kosher kush
>>158090154Gary doesn't smoke weed because he isn't a gay homo
Woke up with a smile on my face knowing that the Rangers lead the way
my Larkins :)
>>158090180your ded last larkin on the ded wongs
crazy how Nick cousins can make even Dylan Larkin seem likeable
why are the panturds paying brady 8 milly to do nothing?
my dabres :)>rags>laffs
>>158090236i like the dabre sabre
>>158090238oh hell yeah the dabre sabre is based :)
I WAS THUMBING THROUGH THE LAST FEW THREADS AND IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION; DO PPL REALLY THINK THE >RAGS ARE GOING TO BE GOOD AGAIN!?
>>158090272
>>158090272only chambers thinks that
>>158090291Saw him golf with biz and whit, he is a clear head case and not captain material
I don't like McKenna, he looks like an arrogant little cunt.
>>158090305
>>158090306that is just confidencetry acquiring some
>>158090306you just don't like north american indigenous people of the Trʼondëk Hwëchʼin First Nation tribe
>>158090011>>158090045My leafs will do a meme playoff run :)
Explosive marner to start the day is an ill omen
>>158090306
hoc more like trans LOL LMAO
>>158090370what are you insinuating
>>158090374I'm insinuating that hockey fans are trans mutants
>>158090376why do you think that
>>158090320The Metis menace must be eradicated
>flo rida panthers
/hoc/ more like it rocks
blow my whistle baby
>>158090436
why is Gary punishing Flames nation?
>>158090447he hates hoob
>>158090376Stop fugging sheep.
>>158090272Good D and goaler
bros....is zestyness the key to winning???
>>158090042That would be last place laffs, anon.
>>158090449Hoob hates himself and that's why he self harms
>>158090477look, what they're doing is just a continuation of what the ancient greeks did which was where a noble man pair up with a young lad and in exchange for wisdom and influence he'd receive sexual favours and there is nothing wrong with that
just got off the phone with mckenna
>>158090499I'm a noble man :)
Just dropped off mckennas mom
odog drunk-dialed me last night but he's gonna have some good takes for Overdrive later
>>158090517Is that what we're calling it now?
>>158090527no, he was referring to sex
Should we expect 2 points a night from McKenna going forward for the rest of his career?
Everything doesn't have to be about sex
>>158090539better that than everything being about shit
>>158090534anything less would make him a bust
Only shit games tonight
>>158090499Just like Mack and Joe
>>158090549They might be better than you think. You should trust Gary's judgment
>>158090549True my Sensies don't play tonight :/
>>158090499>Plato and Socrates were just good friends
>>158090517>>158090527>>158090532Kek
havent watched a game yet this season
>>158090583that's believable
>>158090583>he has two men inside him
>>158090591that's believable
heard Gary is talking about hockey in Kenya
>>158090534Not only McKenna but the team will average 2 points per game too
>>158090595Kenya believe it
>>158090614Jen
>>158090614LOL!
>>158090614Kenya fit deez nuts in your mouth xD
> The Nairobi Lion Kings> The Mombasa Pirates
*crickets*
has Shannon commented on McKennas points yet??
>>158090549Oilers/Ducks could be exciting...
>>158090614Exquisite post
Sabres/Stars tomorrow!
>>158090632only one rink in east africa
>>15809068613-11 oilers W
>>158090549Crosby vs ovi
>>158090499Sounds like you learned about the greeks from the interns
watching the newfoundland game than switching to penis/craps
>>158090710Are we gonna watch them both blow out their knees tonight, Gary ??>>158090717Whiskey League is stealing all of my shuteye this season, I'm afraid; gotta watch Lethbridge visit Kennewick
My rat died :(
88's return?
>>158090614CARLOS!
>>158090754I'm afraid Mr Kane is also on Cartilage Watch 2026-27; pretty much all the "experienced" veterans are
>>158090754Truly washed
my wings embarassed the senaturds last night :^)
>>158090583Bully
>>158090776that would be your last place wongs
>>158090045...are you shocked because what makes you think they're a playoff team? They're literally stuck in mediocrity until that old cunt's contracts are all moved.
Are you ready for the 2030-31 NHL lockout?
>>158090776>showing that the player who wants out is the only guy keeping your team somewhat relevantOof.
>>158090808Donāt joke about that
>>158090811letting dylan pump up his trade value is the best thing for all sides
>kongs lost to the kitties' second string
>>158090821Iconic
>>158090821you can see exactly where the h falls through the toilet seat
>>158090832i love it but they're releasing their hometown remix sweater next week and it's going to be terrible
>>158090836now now don't be jealous
>>158090838Anything with the word remix is terrible
>>158090855you're right, i just want to be that little h so badly
>>158090875>t. never been hot n' fresh out the kitchen
Our Bedsy is still a month out
>>158090814CORRECT
>>158088845lmao look at that little midget
>los lobos mƔs diminutos
>>158090979that is actually a bucket hat, but his head is so smol it looks like a wide brim
>>158090991Fashion statements are things I don't need to see at the arena before a game >those segments are for fags and hot single moms to banter about over cocktails
I love Canada's new national sport
>>158091020>replaces
I want to play the Habs in the playoffs again. Which team am I?
>>158091027Eat cock Randy
>>158091027Flames
time for a mid-morning cat nap>I highly encourage you to take one if you can
>>158091020We are never going to live this down :(
>>158091049what i really find funny is that a private company is the reason this happened
>>158091023Saaaaaaar
>>158091062pfft, im looking forward to curling night in canadabut that doesnt generate clickbait for /pol/tards
>>158090792that would be canada's flames, dumbfuck
>>158091076not on my screen
>>158091079Habsxirs... Was last year truly a fluke..?
What does he even do?
>>158091079>goalposts movedyes the worst team in the best division is last, but they ain't last in the league like you were claiming yesterday
>>158091127you didnt ask what the goalposts werebefore yesterday's win they were tied for last in the league, which is why i rightful stated they were ded last
>>158091079>>158091127you two are boring everybody
It could still happen
>>158091136shh, we need this gimmickits all the offseason produced
>>158091027my dabres :)
>>158091079my dabres :)
>>158090811> t. larkbitch cock enjoyer
gm /hoc/
>>158091164*shakes your hand*Good morning fren
>>158091164https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zTbJBnkRkFo&list=RDzTbJBnkRkFo&start_radio=1&pp=ygUQY29mZmVlIHRpbWUgc29uZ6AHAQ%3D%3D
>pens and caps on national tv tonight Why does Gary think itās still 2009
>>158091138>70 points>unbelievable when guys are putting up 130+ every year
>>158091211you don't seem to know puck
>>158091211130+ points has happened 6 times in the past 10 seasons
>>158091211Retard
When will hellycuck get traded
>>158091229And 6 times in the last 4 seasons
America's Flames
the Earth's Flames
>4/5 worst teams in terms of GA/GP are CanadianWhy can't Canadian teams into defense lads?
>>158091265why didnt the oilers get a goalie this offseason
the Milky Way's Flames
>>158091265And you said my flames don't rule
Business idea: NHL expansion to Alpha Centauri
>>158091265>Flames are no. 1 at last
>>158091199Crosby/Ovi ticket sales are still relevant
>>158091248by 4 guys lol
>>158091199Theyāre still stars
>>158091248Yeah, I have to laugh at the zoomers and all their 65 point "stars".
>>158091199Loser millennials have lots of disposable income
>>158091372this is why we NEED macklin
>>158091109Make unfunny jokes on podcasts
why does no team want him?
>>158091434Cemented himself as a PP merchant who's completely unplayable 5v5
>>158091434All he can do is shoot. He's a parody of Ovechkin
>>158091442also as big a mental midget as you'll find
>>158091434Heāll find his place in Liiga
Starting to doubt the kitties will make the playoffs this season
>>158091467Why? They currently lead the division
>rat plays with cats >killedWe should have seen this coming
>>158091470They've almost expended all of their nine lives and its only October
monty left today's practice with a knee injury. fowler incoming
>>158091470they lost their Finn. You need Finns to win
>>158091434>Insider: Laine to laffs. Chayka in need of another dopamine rush.
>>158091484>Montembeault's opportunity to vindicate himself after Dobes shit the bed to start the season>Gets injuredSacrament.
>>158091470They look disorganized and injured
>>158091265good thing gary doesnt care about defense
new sweater leaked :3
Why the fuck did Gary give my flames a 4 day holiday in the middle of the season
>>158091484a lesson for everybody, even athletes in peak physical condition can suffer injuries
>>158091564Cool
>>158091566Gary is generous. My oilyboys are in the middle of 2 games in 9 days
Markstrƶm is the best goalie in the league right now.
>>158091660it's a gentlemen's magazine
Realistically are players more likely to be replaced by robots or genAI?
>>158091631My vote goes to Dobes
just got raisin canes for the first time
It's actually shesterkin but ok
>>158091667Gary will be replaced by a Hatsune Miku esque hologram of Gary when the physical Gary passes on. Idk about the players though.
joseph woll is the current vezina and hart favourite
>>158091677expensive but good
>>158091699yeah
>>158091549Goalies and defenders have gotten worse. Makes sense since nobody wants to play those positions when they're younger
I give Cane's a 5.8/10 and find the sauce to be fair but not great the fries sucked the best part of the combo was the toast
>>158091799>Goalies and defenders have gotten worse.this is by designgary has worked tireless to shrink pads and make it easier to have offense gain the zone
I love Gary
six bongs
Not feeling it this season
>>158091819I love him the most
>>158091870Not possible, I love him more
>>158091873I'm his #1 customer
>>158091895post sweater collection
>>158091904I keep most of them in a vault I rent at the NHL HQ
>>158091860last night was fun
>Defenseman Alexander Romanov will undergo surgery to repair torn ACL in right knee
>>158091946What was God thinking when he designed the knee?
>>158091964that there would be peace on earth
>>158091434He doesn't understand he has to apply himself. He's been living on his talent and has never worked hard for anything. Who the fuck goes to Florida to "train" in the off-season? A lazy son of a bitch who wants to be comfortable, that's who.>>158091493Barkov is Russian.
>>158091136good thing I'm not here to entertain fat neets
>>158091983He identifies as Finnish bigot
>>158091998And just as Iām under no obligation to go along with your madness of identifying as a woman, I have no obligation to go along with the madness that Barkov is Finnish.
>>158092031Barkov would defend Finland with his life
>>158092031the only madness is the amount of yuropoor seethe russia has blessed us with this past half decade
With Finns you win. With Swedes you concede
>>158092052America has been seething non stop about Russia since Obama
>>158092052>this past half decade
What the fuck is this shit
The USSR's Flames
>>158092064I havent been, it was obvious to me at a young age that our culture was so reliant on "ivan" as the adversary that I could immediately tell when they were trying to push russia into the boogeyman slot the soviets used to occupy.>>158092084I know your dumb irrelevant history, and I chose a time period based on the exponential increase in seethe from butthurt-belt posters with the ukraine war getting hot.
Who revved him?
>>158092053_/ _/ _/ _/
A girl I'm talking to hates hockey. I want her to be my girlfriend but I don't want to give up hockey either.
>>158092100HƄllander can legit score 50 points if he gets a good role in Edmonton.
>>158091810Thanks for the update. Iāll avoid going to the new one in Salem
>>158092123Take her to a game and show her a good time anon. Hockey will grow on her
>>158092100Oilers had too many bottom pair D, Pens apparently had too many bottom 6 forwards
>>158092123Retard
I don't know how to have a good time
>>158092110They are clearly your adversary, unless you believe your government makes shit up
>>158092154>unless you belive your government makes shit upYes.
>>158092152I always have a good time shopping on the NHL Shop website. Have you ever tried it?
>American trying to talk about history Stop pretending to be smart, we know you can't read
>>158092180I'd respond angrily to this post if I could read it
>>158092191Why don't you read like we do in Germany?
>>158092152Just like my islanders
Bust status?
post erotic images of bedsy
>>158092220Not a
>>158092152have you been bouncing them? you have to let them roll
>>158092222Can't say no to digits like that.
I'm a sleepy boy today. I'm going to hit the sack right after the Pens-Caps game
>>158092223I remember the liberal media hounding the shit out of Stamkos because it too so long for him to score
>>158092244*sip* up!
>>158092223Mario Lemieux scored 2:59 into his first game.
>>158092263What a chump.
>>158092261I've been drinking a lot of coffee
>>158092263First shift first shot
>>158092266First shiftFirst shot
>>158092263Mario Lemieux got cancer 517 games into his career
>>158092290He's a frog, he has always been a cancer
>it was 2-0
>>158092296rude
>>158092223Stenbergsisters... next game or he's officially a bust
>>158092296oof
I heard Bedard has a micropenis
>>158092338
>>158092338Nothing wrong with that
>>158092338Perfectly good excuse to logically justify masturbation
>>158092341Made you an update or is it supposed to look like shit?
>>158092338Did Corey Perry tell you?
AHEMFUCK THE PANTHERSFUCK BARKOV AND FUCK YOUi feel bad about marchand.
>>158092407>is it supposed to look like shit?
>>158092423Marchand is fine, donāt listen to liberal media lies
>>158092423you will pay for this
>>158092423Marchand wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire
What did they do at their sleepover
>>158092490What about if he walked up behind anon sitting on a park bench? Would he pee on him then?
>>158092503play sauna gollum
>>158092490True he'd use water like a normal person
>>158092503played magic
>>158092504Most likely.>>158092517>adding oxygen on a person on fire
>>158092503Mckenna fucked Matthews in the asshole
finna watch basedball because I'm White and straight and was raised in a two parent household
>>158092578Retard
>>158092587What the fuck does this gay shit mean?
>>158092581cope tranny
what's the 5v5 expected knees/60
Gay hockey referee and drag queen turn awkward first date into an adorable love story
>>158092587>expect a goal
>>158092600We donāt cope here
When's the /hoc/ sleepover?
>>158092670Ooo... Erm... Awkward...
>>158092578>I'm white and I enjoy watching sports that are minority whiteYou're nothing but a cuck.
I like when Kendall Skalicky breaks down the moves
>>158092676
red wings wouldn't be in this situation if they drafted quinn instead
>>158092670us listening to mitch mumble 'the raped bitch' in his sleep
>>158092670We just had one a couple days ago.Oh shit, I wasn't supposed to tell you!
I'll be organizing a meetup in Toronto when I finally get to fly over there and see a game
leafs looked really good last night. only reason it was close was because tanev and oel are ancient
no more Kosher Kush from Gary wtf, I gotta smoke my gas station rhino dickpill carts instead
>>158092743>leafs looked really good last nightWhen they almost lost to trashville?
>>158092756
>>158092785isn't musk from a canadian background?
>>158092743I hope its just shortened preseason making the older guys look worse then they are. Plus theres not many teams with as much change as the laffs this year.
>>158092743I bet you looked like this when you made that post
>>158092785Alberta separating would be fine if they had any sea access. They're completely landlocked. Same with Saskatchewan. They'd get KWAB'd.
>>158092814you're scared lol lol
>>158092835uh oh it's happening again
>laffs win one game>canadian starts being delusional againMany such cases. Better plan the parade.
>>158092793South African. He went to school in kingston ON. His mom is canadian but was raised in south Africa. >>158092815Anyone that talks about separatism is a retard. It would never work for a multitude of reasons. Its just a popular topic.
>>158092815Yeah they'd be living in total poverty like the Swiss!
>>158092853>>158092859kys, sunbelters
mammies are PRĆĆĆHHing their way all the way to da cup!!
>>158092880I like the way you spelled out the elephant sound
>>158092587>philtyWhat went wrong?
>>158092873>comparing mountain jews to being surrounded by the country you seceded from and will now be on bad terms with.Retard
>>158092785>they would be better offThat's the case for every region in the entire western world. Small independent communities will always be best option.
>>158092859I do find it funny how the vast majority of laff fans are either >its never been more over Or >we are literally winning the cup As a laff fan I've been in camp its never been more over for most of my life to be fair.
Too bad the knights didn't win the cup. It would be funny to see marner with a cup but not nylander, stamkos, and Matthew
>>158092873Unfortunately albertans can't do basic math so they couldn't support a finance economy
>>158092926Stamkos has 2 cups
>>158092926Where did you get Stamkos from?
>>158092903Atleast you guys are slowly learning meanwhile fumes fans are getting worse
>>158092888checked
>>158092926Sunbelt casuals OUT
>>158092926This is how much vegas fans don't know hockey
Quit giving anon a hard time. I'm sure he meant Tavares
>>158092976This is how I look when I smoke sativa and post on /hoc/
>>158093014jen
>>158093005A] Of course, he meant TavaresB] Shut up, I'm having fun >>158093014I like your haircut. Did you go to Sportclips?
>>158092926Nobody wants to see Vegas win ANOTHER cup.
>>158093009That better not be real
>>158093063>Hi, I'm nobody
>>158093074I like your haircut, Nobody, and also, who's your tailor?
>>158092926Marner is the most unlikable of all of them though
>>158093098Marner got good again when he left the laffs
We still call them those here
>>158092743>last place laffs have shit D among other deficienciesFify
>>158092503put on teddies and did each other's makeup
>>158093125He's been gone for 1 season and I'm tired of reminding people on this forum about statistical data and how to have a succesful, welll informed survey
>>158092880I want to see Mormons conquer the nhl
We are officially a week into the season and 3 teams remain without a single win.FlyersKangzFlamers
very excited to get home after a long day of work to watch hockey and socialize with friends and not wish for the sweet embrace of death to take me away in the middle of the night haha
>>158092899>saar please do not redeem the BTFO go laffs go
>>158093155Neat
>be victor olofsson>on pace for 84 goals this season>brainded krakhead faggot kills youkwab
>>158093172Good to hear anon. It's always nice socializing with your friends after a long day
>>158093198Will they synchronize their exploded knees this evening? It would make it more special
>>158092899>can't even daze them when they aren't even defending themselvesis this supposed to be an own?
My friend left the bar to get cigs and I'm sitting by his wife
>>158093228Is she hot?
>>158093239More cute than hot
damn he's gotta look out for the guy posting on /hoc/ while at the bar he's gonna swipe his wife!
>>158093155We will.
>>158093255She's looking at her phone too
larkin + edvinsson for jack hughes
>>158092899From what I've heard you gotta watch your back in Philadelphia
>>158093272>>158093228Quit talking about me here you fucking weirdo
>>158092899Why do Indians cower the moment there is any altercation? I never see them win any of them.
>>158093198They must really hate hairdressers in Russia
>>158093293I'm coming over Sunday
>>158093308To watch hockey, r-right? hockey?
>In Soviet Russia, hair cuts (You) !!
>>158093324me and Billy finna watch dem stillers
I'm interested in >jest. Is this real? If they fuck >asvs tonight, I'm on the bandwagon.
>>158093373/hoc/ bought it, paid full price too
This could be us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWLywilw-aE
>>158093398Iām good
>>158093451>>158093451