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Panthers edition
/hoc/vious:>>158085745
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prev >>158088466
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gooned too hard
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>>158088665
>>158088665
>>158088665
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Marchand going out to a slew foot is ironic
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Sorry kids, no more little caesars pizzas, daddy is boycotting Chris Ilitch for ruining the Red Wings.
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Put me down on PCL tear for Marchand.
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>>158088695
I do hope he is ok, but it really couldn't have happened to much more deserving of a guy.
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>Florida without Barkov
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>>158088695
There will be articles with that point in them printed tomorrow, and why don't you be one of them? It's a good point...
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>>158088701
Those "people" are so fucking retarded
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>>158088703
He is also old as fuck so not like it matters anyways. He already won his cups and Captained the broons
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Don't get cocky Cancucks
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>>158088701
NOOO NOT MY PIZZAS
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>>158088711
>Florida without Barkov and Marchand
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Knights win, but at what cost
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gg copey, we'll get ya next time
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My penguins play today
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anime? more like really gay
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my mammies play today
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Peter Laviolette is a cool dude.
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Benny chimpout at a good time to prevent an embarassing PP
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>>158088757
Yeah
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>>158088765
Anon...
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Dustin Wolf will end up as a career back up
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>>158088755
>>158088765
go to bed
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i am gay and swedish, ask me anything, hockey topics preferred
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>Gary wants one more Gary Time
Gary gets what Gary wants
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>>158088718
We are a passionate fanbase. People are even logging into their LinkedIn accounts to shit on Ilitch under his post.
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>>158088783
no!
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>>158088777
LOL checked and how in the hell do you not stop that?
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>>158088777
checked
>>158088795
I can't think of anything
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>the city of Angeles
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Tkachuk ka-ching
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I'm Chucky, wanna play?
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>>158088703
this. i hope florida rots in hell. anyway the kraknigs killed olafsson and then continued to chimp out and lost 6-2 KWAB
>w-w-we're good now w-we btfo the flames twice!!!!!!!!
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>>158088826
oh we don't play with dimeless niggas
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If Barkov is going to continue getting injured why not just give Matthew the C.
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>>158088810
He's a manlet. Look at how small he is in the net
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>laffs
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They won't even get Dupont
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>>158088860
>ncaa
dupont is a bust like mckenna
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go kitties :3
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cum shitter kek
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>>158088665
>Panthers edition
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>>158088889
coach primate
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What was Marchand's vaxx status?
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>barys astana has an MHL team AND a team in the kazakh junior league
wtf
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I thought you're not allowed to punch with your gloves on
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>kangs
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W cats nyo!
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>>158088777
Kapanen is just that guy
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6 points out of 4 home openers all on the road, I'm pretty sure that means the dynasty is back
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How’s Gary going to celebrate October 7th?
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i love finns
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>>158089060
Pongs Craps
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>>158088973
rules for thee not for me
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>>158089072
Jest and lolirado will be a better game
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>>158089072
Thank you Gary
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Good morning
Go Flames
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padres will win the world series and the ducks will win the cup
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Is he okay?
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>>158089089
Sadly the vaxx claimed another one.
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>>158089089
Thats it for his career
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Jojo in her reproductive prime
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>>158089087
dream big
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>>158089098
it's over. how much longer is he on contract for :)
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>>158089095
Much like Barkov. Goddamn the Panthers injuries are already piling up AND THE SEASON JUST STARTED
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>>158089097
only good post in days
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don't look now
rangers with the best record in the EC powered by the best defense in the EC
>tfw
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>>158089098
kino
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>Go to California
>Lose 2 games lose 2 players
Atleast they beat the Kings I suppose
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Hopefully with all the early season career altering injuries we go back to 82 games
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>>158089098
>>158089119
The 26-27 Florida Panthers
EXPLODING KNEES: The Season
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>>158089060
Connor won't let him
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>>158089134
The players are exhausted! Gary is a slave driver!
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>>158089119
Pure copium from the rest of the league, Barkov will be back in November and Brad just decided to take an extended vacation at DQ because the team looks so good
>>158089117
About a Gudas
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>>158089117
Just 4 more years after this one

>gary tries to fix ntc/nmc shit
>marchand cries
>gary makes sure marchand really cries
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>>158089144
>Brad just decided to take an extended vacation at DQ
Lol I almost forgot that he did that. Looked bad though the Tkachuks might have to buy him ice cream this time.
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I feel like no matter what. The Panthers just get more violent from here on out and it's gonna be fucking kino.
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All this talk about injuries and kitties are still on top of the league
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>>158089144
>because the team looks so good
>didn't lead a single time this season until the third period of game 4
kwab
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jack leads the league in points bro's. stone looks good. olafsson is hopefully not ded for too long. hertl looks good. when mitch wakes up it's over for the rest of the league go knights
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>>158089184
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Panthers are dropping like flies.
I actually find them very entertaining so it's a bit lame but seeing them get KWAB'd is also entertaining.
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>>158089209
>shitlantic
cmtsu
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my san diego baseball padres are as dominant as my san diego ice hockey gulls
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Made candied bacon tonight
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>>158089123
>don't look now
okay, I won't
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Give it to me straight /hoc/: Is Marchand going to be okay?
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>>158089267
Marchand will be okay but his MCL is fucked
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How come Gary hates the panthers now?
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Apologize
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*from the back of the room, baked*
HEY GARE TRY ANOTHER TEAM IN TEMPE
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>>158089306
I kneel
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>>158088711
>buh we would have won the cup if we were healthy!!
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>>158089306
Congrats for unbusting yourself
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>>158089302
He gave them all he had for two years and they did nothing to repay him.
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>>158089313
>we would have won the cup
just like my islanders in 2020 and 2021
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>>158089306
>1 point in 4 games
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>>158089325
Didn't he get 2?
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>>158089332
Yeah
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Connor McRegularSeason is a very talented hockey player. He just needs to work on his shooting, passing, defense, deking, physicality, handles, transition, gap control, defensive IQ, offensive IQ, hitting, and leadership to reach the level of a guy like JT Miller.
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tempe screwed tempe
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the bulletproof mullet
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>>158089306
>laffs wouldn't have beat trashville if not for him
Holy fuck are they that bad?
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>>158089367
This is hilarious and he even took a paycut so that the team had more cap space. But who did they pickup. TRISTAN JARRY. lol they downgraded in goaltending. He needs to realize that his front office is full of fucking idiots and move onto to another team.
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insane in the membrane
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hearing reports bedard missed the start of postgame interviews cos he was in the shower too long with the boys
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logged into diablo for the first time in like 2 weeks
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i bet they were sitting on this pun since he was drafted
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>>158089408
I just want him to move on already
I hate the oilels and don't want to risk him pulling a cup out of his ass by sheer willpower and outscoring their problems. He can go win anywhere else.
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>brady demands to be traded to Florida
>florida is injury fucked
KWAB
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Larkin gets traded today, don't ask me how I know.
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>>158089523
what if he wins over the hearts and minds of wings fans again by scoring 60 goals and donating half of his salary to charity in the city?
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>>158089548
Nah it’s over
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https://x.com/BR_OpenIce/status/2107639012756439527?s=20
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Dylan Larkin after making his Red Wings season debut:

ā€œI’m trying to be a man and face it,ā€ he said postgame. ā€œI’m going to try to show up with my play.ā€
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>>158089566
well he got 2 points and chimped out a bit in defense of his team at the end of the 2nd so i'd say he did well enough
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I'm 100% sure that Jack Roslovic would be a 80+ point guy if he had any consistency at all.

>>158089481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7TStWUtxpU
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>>158089563
cousins is hated by every player in the league
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>>158089649
what about nephews
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>>158089678
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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The last time your countrymen lifted the lord stanely? Nineteen ninety-three
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One day closer to our flames bringing the cup home
:)
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>>158089734
my countrymen lifted the cup last playoffs, here's proof
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It’s up
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Do we think he maybe rushed back because Barky got hurt? Idk what is last injury was, but it's becoming apparent that the league wants us hurt so they can beat us. West Coast road trip to start the season is rough
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>>158089802
Too bad, so sad.
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>>158089380
the poisonous Ethiopian caterpillar
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>>158089595
thought for sure that link was going to be Queen
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>rags
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my habs are going to miss the playoffs :(
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>laffs
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my islanders are going to miss the playoffs :(
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waiting for the sun to come up so I can start my eggs
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>>158090050
this but go to sleep
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>>158090055
>looking up guides til the sun comes up
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The nj devils stink from top to bottom, there isn’t a single player or prospect I’d build around, any single one of them could be sent packing today and I’d be ok with it …. What a mess
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>>158089783
hebrew horseplay
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just got off the phone with gary and he told me to tell you guys that he's all out of kosher kush
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>>158090154
Gary doesn't smoke weed because he isn't a gay homo
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Woke up with a smile on my face knowing that the Rangers lead the way
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my Larkins :)
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>>158090180
your ded last larkin on the ded wongs
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crazy how Nick cousins can make even Dylan Larkin seem likeable
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why are the panturds paying brady 8 milly to do nothing?
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my dabres :)
>rags
>laffs
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>>158090236
i like the dabre sabre
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>>158090238
oh hell yeah the dabre sabre is based :)
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I WAS THUMBING THROUGH THE LAST FEW THREADS AND IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION; DO PPL REALLY THINK THE >RAGS ARE GOING TO BE GOOD AGAIN!?
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>rags
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>>158090272
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>>158090272
only chambers thinks that
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>>158090291
Saw him golf with biz and whit, he is a clear head case and not captain material
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I don't like McKenna, he looks like an arrogant little cunt.
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>>158090305
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>>158090306
that is just confidence
try acquiring some
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>>158090306
you just don't like north american indigenous people of the Trʼondëk Hwëchʼin First Nation tribe
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>>158090011
>>158090045
My leafs will do a meme playoff run :)
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Explosive marner to start the day is an ill omen
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>>158090306
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hoc more like trans LOL LMAO
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>>158090370
what are you insinuating
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>>158090374
I'm insinuating that hockey fans are trans mutants
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>>158090376
why do you think that
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>>158090320
The Metis menace must be eradicated
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>flo rida panthers
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/hoc/ more like it rocks
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blow my whistle baby
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>>158090436
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why is Gary punishing Flames nation?
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>>158090447
he hates hoob
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>>158090376
Stop fugging sheep.
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>>158090272
Good D and goaler
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bros....is zestyness the key to winning???
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>>158090042
That would be last place laffs, anon.
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>>158090449
Hoob hates himself and that's why he self harms
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>>158090477
look, what they're doing is just a continuation of what the ancient greeks did which was where a noble man pair up with a young lad and in exchange for wisdom and influence he'd receive sexual favours
and there is nothing wrong with that
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just got off the phone with mckenna
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>>158090499
I'm a noble man :)
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Just dropped off mckennas mom
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odog drunk-dialed me last night but he's gonna have some good takes for Overdrive later
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>>158090517
Is that what we're calling it now?
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>>158090527
no, he was referring to sex
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Should we expect 2 points a night from McKenna going forward for the rest of his career?
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Everything doesn't have to be about sex
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>>158090539
better that than everything being about shit
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>>158090534
anything less would make him a bust
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Only shit games tonight
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>>158090499
Just like Mack and Joe
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>>158090549
They might be better than you think. You should trust Gary's judgment
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>>158090549
True my Sensies don't play tonight :/
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>>158090499
>Plato and Socrates were just good friends
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>>158090517
>>158090527
>>158090532
Kek
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havent watched a game yet this season
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>>158090583
that's believable
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>>158090583
>he has two men inside him
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>>158090591
that's believable
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heard Gary is talking about hockey in Kenya
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>>158090534
Not only McKenna but the team will average 2 points per game too
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>>158090595
Kenya believe it
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>>158090614
Jen
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>>158090614
LOL!
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>>158090614
Kenya fit deez nuts in your mouth xD
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> The Nairobi Lion Kings
> The Mombasa Pirates
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*crickets*
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has Shannon commented on McKennas points yet??
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>>158090549
Oilers/Ducks could be exciting...
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>>158090614
Exquisite post
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Sabres/Stars tomorrow!
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>>158090632
only one rink in east africa
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>>158090686
13-11 oilers W
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>>158090549
Crosby vs ovi
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>>158090499
Sounds like you learned about the greeks from the interns
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watching the newfoundland game than switching to penis/craps
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>>158090710
Are we gonna watch them both blow out their knees tonight, Gary ??
>>158090717
Whiskey League is stealing all of my shuteye this season, I'm afraid; gotta watch Lethbridge visit Kennewick
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My rat died :(
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88's return?
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>>158090614
CARLOS!
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>>158090754
I'm afraid Mr Kane is also on Cartilage Watch 2026-27; pretty much all the "experienced" veterans are
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>>158090754
Truly washed
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my wings embarassed the senaturds last night :^)
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>>158090583
Bully
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>>158090776
that would be your last place wongs
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>>158090045
...are you shocked because what makes you think they're a playoff team? They're literally stuck in mediocrity until that old cunt's contracts are all moved.
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Are you ready for the 2030-31 NHL lockout?
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>>158090776
>showing that the player who wants out is the only guy keeping your team somewhat relevant
Oof.
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>>158090808
Don’t joke about that
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>>158090811
letting dylan pump up his trade value is the best thing for all sides
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>kongs lost to the kitties' second string
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>>158090821
Iconic
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>>158090821
you can see exactly where the h falls through the toilet seat
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>>158090832
i love it but they're releasing their hometown remix sweater next week and it's going to be terrible
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>>158090836
now now don't be jealous
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>>158090838
Anything with the word remix is terrible
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>>158090855
you're right, i just want to be that little h so badly
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>>158090875
>t. never been hot n' fresh out the kitchen
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Our Bedsy is still a month out
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>>158090814
CORRECT
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>>158088845
lmao look at that little midget
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>los lobos mƔs diminutos
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>>158090979
that is actually a bucket hat, but his head is so smol it looks like a wide brim
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>>158090991
Fashion statements are things I don't need to see at the arena before a game
>those segments are for fags and hot single moms to banter about over cocktails
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I love Canada's new national sport
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>>158091020
>replaces
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I want to play the Habs in the playoffs again. Which team am I?
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>>158091027
Eat cock Randy
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>>158091027
Flames
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time for a mid-morning cat nap
>I highly encourage you to take one if you can
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>>158091020
We are never going to live this down :(
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>>158091049
what i really find funny is that a private company is the reason this happened
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>>158091023
Saaaaaaar
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>>158091062
pfft, im looking forward to curling night in canada
but that doesnt generate clickbait for /pol/tards
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>>158090792
that would be canada's flames, dumbfuck
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>>158091076
not on my screen
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>>158091079
Habsxirs... Was last year truly a fluke..?
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What does he even do?
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>>158091079
>goalposts moved
yes the worst team in the best division is last, but they ain't last in the league like you were claiming yesterday
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>>158091127
you didnt ask what the goalposts were
before yesterday's win they were tied for last in the league, which is why i rightful stated they were ded last
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>>158091079
>>158091127
you two are boring everybody
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It could still happen
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>>158091136
shh, we need this gimmick
its all the offseason produced
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>>158091027
my dabres :)
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>>158091079
my dabres :)
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>>158090811
> t. larkbitch cock enjoyer
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gm /hoc/
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>>158091164
*shakes your hand*
Good morning fren
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>>158091164
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zTbJBnkRkFo&list=RDzTbJBnkRkFo&start_radio=1&pp=ygUQY29mZmVlIHRpbWUgc29uZ6AHAQ%3D%3D
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>pens and caps on national tv tonight

Why does Gary think it’s still 2009
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>>158091138
>70 points
>unbelievable when guys are putting up 130+ every year
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>>158091211
you don't seem to know puck
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>>158091211
130+ points has happened 6 times in the past 10 seasons
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>>158091211
Retard
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When will hellycuck get traded
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>>158091229
And 6 times in the last 4 seasons
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America's Flames
>>
the Earth's Flames
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>4/5 worst teams in terms of GA/GP are Canadian
Why can't Canadian teams into defense lads?
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>>158091265
why didnt the oilers get a goalie this offseason
>>
the Milky Way's Flames
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>>158091265
And you said my flames don't rule
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Business idea: NHL expansion to Alpha Centauri
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>>158091265
>Flames are no. 1 at last
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>>158091199
Crosby/Ovi ticket sales are still relevant
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>>158091248
by 4 guys lol
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>>158091199
They’re still stars
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>>158091248
Yeah, I have to laugh at the zoomers and all their 65 point "stars".
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>>158091199
Loser millennials have lots of disposable income
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>>158091372
this is why we NEED macklin
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>>158091109
Make unfunny jokes on podcasts
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why does no team want him?
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>>158091434
Cemented himself as a PP merchant who's completely unplayable 5v5
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>>158091434
All he can do is shoot. He's a parody of Ovechkin
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>>158091442
also as big a mental midget as you'll find
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>>158091434
He’ll find his place in Liiga
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Starting to doubt the kitties will make the playoffs this season
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>>158091467
Why? They currently lead the division
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>rat plays with cats
>killed
We should have seen this coming
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>>158091470
They've almost expended all of their nine lives and its only October
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monty left today's practice with a knee injury. fowler incoming
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>>158091470
they lost their Finn. You need Finns to win
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>>158091434
>Insider: Laine to laffs. Chayka in need of another dopamine rush.
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>>158091484
>Montembeault's opportunity to vindicate himself after Dobes shit the bed to start the season
>Gets injured
Sacrament.
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>>158091470
They look disorganized and injured
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>>158091265
good thing gary doesnt care about defense
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new sweater leaked :3
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Why the fuck did Gary give my flames a 4 day holiday in the middle of the season
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>>158091484
a lesson for everybody, even athletes in peak physical condition can suffer injuries
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>>158091564
Cool
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>>158091566
Gary is generous. My oilyboys are in the middle of 2 games in 9 days
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Markstrƶm is the best goalie in the league right now.
>>
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>>158091660
it's a gentlemen's magazine
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Realistically are players more likely to be replaced by robots or genAI?
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>>158091631
My vote goes to Dobes
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just got raisin canes for the first time
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It's actually shesterkin but ok
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>>158091667
Gary will be replaced by a Hatsune Miku esque hologram of Gary when the physical Gary passes on. Idk about the players though.
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>rags
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joseph woll is the current vezina and hart favourite
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>>158091677
expensive but good
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>>158091699
yeah
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>>158091549
Goalies and defenders have gotten worse. Makes sense since nobody wants to play those positions when they're younger
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I give Cane's a 5.8/10 and find the sauce to be fair but not great the fries sucked the best part of the combo was the toast
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>>158091799
>Goalies and defenders have gotten worse.
this is by design
gary has worked tireless to shrink pads and make it easier to have offense gain the zone
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I love Gary
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six bongs
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Not feeling it this season
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>>158091819
I love him the most
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>>158091870
Not possible, I love him more
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>>158091873
I'm his #1 customer
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>>158091895
post sweater collection
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>>158091904
I keep most of them in a vault I rent at the NHL HQ
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>>158091860
last night was fun
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>Defenseman Alexander Romanov will undergo surgery to repair torn ACL in right knee
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>>158091946
What was God thinking when he designed the knee?
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>>158091964
that there would be peace on earth
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>>158091434
He doesn't understand he has to apply himself. He's been living on his talent and has never worked hard for anything. Who the fuck goes to Florida to "train" in the off-season? A lazy son of a bitch who wants to be comfortable, that's who.
>>158091493
Barkov is Russian.
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>>158091136
good thing I'm not here to entertain fat neets
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>>158091983
He identifies as Finnish bigot
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>>158091998
And just as I’m under no obligation to go along with your madness of identifying as a woman, I have no obligation to go along with the madness that Barkov is Finnish.
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>>158092031
Barkov would defend Finland with his life
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>>158092031
the only madness is the amount of yuropoor seethe russia has blessed us with this past half decade
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With Finns you win. With Swedes you concede
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>>158092052
America has been seething non stop about Russia since Obama
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>>158092052
>this past half decade
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What the fuck is this shit
>>
The USSR's Flames
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>>158092064
I havent been, it was obvious to me at a young age that our culture was so reliant on "ivan" as the adversary that I could immediately tell when they were trying to push russia into the boogeyman slot the soviets used to occupy.
>>158092084
I know your dumb irrelevant history, and I chose a time period based on the exponential increase in seethe from butthurt-belt posters with the ukraine war getting hot.
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Who revved him?
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>>158092053
_/ _/ _/ _/
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A girl I'm talking to hates hockey. I want her to be my girlfriend but I don't want to give up hockey either.
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>>158092100
HƄllander can legit score 50 points if he gets a good role in Edmonton.
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>>158091810
Thanks for the update. I’ll avoid going to the new one in Salem
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>>158092123
Take her to a game and show her a good time anon. Hockey will grow on her
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>>158092100
Oilers had too many bottom pair D, Pens apparently had too many bottom 6 forwards
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>>158092123
Retard
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I don't know how to have a good time
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>>158092110
They are clearly your adversary, unless you believe your government makes shit up
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>>158092154
>unless you belive your government makes shit up
Yes.
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>>158092152
I always have a good time shopping on the NHL Shop website. Have you ever tried it?
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>American trying to talk about history
Stop pretending to be smart, we know you can't read
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>>158092180
I'd respond angrily to this post if I could read it
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>>158092191
Why don't you read like we do in Germany?
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>>158092152
Just like my islanders
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Bust status?
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post erotic images of bedsy
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>>158092220
Not a
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>>158092152
have you been bouncing them? you have to let them roll
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>>158092222
Can't say no to digits like that.
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I'm a sleepy boy today. I'm going to hit the sack right after the Pens-Caps game
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>>158092223
I remember the liberal media hounding the shit out of Stamkos because it too so long for him to score
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>>158092244
*sip* up!
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>>158092223
Mario Lemieux scored 2:59 into his first game.
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>>158092263
What a chump.
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>>158092261
I've been drinking a lot of coffee
>>
>>158092263
First shift first shot
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>>158092266
First shift
First shot
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>>158092263
Mario Lemieux got cancer 517 games into his career
>>
>>158092290
He's a frog, he has always been a cancer
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>it was 2-0
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>>158092296
rude
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>>158092223
Stenbergsisters... next game or he's officially a bust
>>
>>158092296
oof
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I heard Bedard has a micropenis
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>>158092338
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>>158092338
Nothing wrong with that
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>>158092338
Perfectly good excuse to logically justify masturbation
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>>158092341
Made you an update or is it supposed to look like shit?
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>>158092338
Did Corey Perry tell you?
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AHEM
FUCK THE PANTHERS
FUCK BARKOV
AND FUCK YOU
i feel bad about marchand.
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>>158092407
>is it supposed to look like shit?
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>>158092423
Marchand is fine, don’t listen to liberal media lies
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>>158092423
you will pay for this
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>>158092423
Marchand wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire
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What did they do at their sleepover
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>>158092490
What about if he walked up behind anon sitting on a park bench? Would he pee on him then?
>>
>>158092503
play sauna gollum
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>>158092490
True he'd use water like a normal person
>>
>>158092503
played magic
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>>158092504
Most likely.
>>158092517
>adding oxygen on a person on fire
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>>158092503
Mckenna fucked Matthews in the asshole
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finna watch basedball because I'm White and straight and was raised in a two parent household
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>>158092578
Retard
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>>158092587
What the fuck does this gay shit mean?
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>>158092581
cope tranny
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what's the 5v5 expected knees/60
>>
Gay hockey referee and drag queen turn awkward first date into an adorable love story
>>
>>158092587
>expect a goal
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>>158092600
We don’t cope here
>>
When's the /hoc/ sleepover?
>>
>>158092670
Ooo... Erm... Awkward...
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>>158092578
>I'm white and I enjoy watching sports that are minority white
You're nothing but a cuck.
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I like when Kendall Skalicky breaks down the moves
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>>158092676
>>
red wings wouldn't be in this situation if they drafted quinn instead
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>>158092670
us listening to mitch mumble 'the raped bitch' in his sleep
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>>158092670
We just had one a couple days ago.
Oh shit, I wasn't supposed to tell you!
>>
I'll be organizing a meetup in Toronto when I finally get to fly over there and see a game
>>
leafs looked really good last night. only reason it was close was because tanev and oel are ancient
>>
no more Kosher Kush from Gary wtf, I gotta smoke my gas station rhino dickpill carts instead
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>>158092743
>leafs looked really good last night
When they almost lost to trashville?
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>>158092756
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>>158092785
isn't musk from a canadian background?
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>>158092743
I hope its just shortened preseason making the older guys look worse then they are. Plus theres not many teams with as much change as the laffs this year.
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>>158092743
I bet you looked like this when you made that post
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>>158092785
Alberta separating would be fine if they had any sea access. They're completely landlocked. Same with Saskatchewan. They'd get KWAB'd.
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>>158092814
you're scared lol lol
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>>158092835
uh oh it's happening again
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>laffs win one game
>canadian starts being delusional again
Many such cases. Better plan the parade.
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>>158092793
South African. He went to school in kingston ON. His mom is canadian but was raised in south Africa.
>>158092815
Anyone that talks about separatism is a retard. It would never work for a multitude of reasons. Its just a popular topic.
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>>158092815
Yeah they'd be living in total poverty like the Swiss!
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>>158092853
>>158092859
kys, sunbelters
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mammies are PRƖƖƖHHing their way all the way to da cup!!
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>>158092880
I like the way you spelled out the elephant sound
>>
>>158092587
>philty
What went wrong?
>>
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>>158092873
>comparing mountain jews to being surrounded by the country you seceded from and will now be on bad terms with.
Retard
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>>158092785
>they would be better off
That's the case for every region in the entire western world. Small independent communities will always be best option.
>>
>>158092859
I do find it funny how the vast majority of laff fans are either
>its never been more over
Or
>we are literally winning the cup
As a laff fan I've been in camp its never been more over for most of my life to be fair.
>>
Too bad the knights didn't win the cup. It would be funny to see marner with a cup but not nylander, stamkos, and Matthew
>>
>>158092873
Unfortunately albertans can't do basic math so they couldn't support a finance economy
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>>158092926
Stamkos has 2 cups
>>
>>158092926
Where did you get Stamkos from?
>>
>>158092903
Atleast you guys are slowly learning meanwhile fumes fans are getting worse
>>
>>158092888
checked
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>>158092926
Sunbelt casuals OUT
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>>158092926
This is how much vegas fans don't know hockey
>>
Quit giving anon a hard time. I'm sure he meant Tavares
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>>158092976
This is how I look when I smoke sativa and post on /hoc/
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>>158093014
jen
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>>158093005
A] Of course, he meant Tavares
B] Shut up, I'm having fun
>>158093014
I like your haircut. Did you go to Sportclips?
>>
>>158092926
Nobody wants to see Vegas win ANOTHER cup.
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>>158093009
That better not be real
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>>158093063
>Hi, I'm nobody
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>>158093074
I like your haircut, Nobody, and also, who's your tailor?
>>
>>158092926
Marner is the most unlikable of all of them though
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>>158093098
Marner got good again when he left the laffs
>>
We still call them those here
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>>158092743
>last place laffs have shit D among other deficiencies
Fify
>>
>>158092503
put on teddies and did each other's makeup
>>
>>158093125
He's been gone for 1 season and I'm tired of reminding people on this forum about statistical data and how to have a succesful, welll informed survey
>>
>>158092880
I want to see Mormons conquer the nhl
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We are officially a week into the season and 3 teams remain without a single win.
Flyers
Kangz
Flamers
>>
very excited to get home after a long day of work to watch hockey and socialize with friends and not wish for the sweet embrace of death to take me away in the middle of the night haha
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>>158092899
>saar please do not redeem the BTFO go laffs go
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>>158093155
Neat
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>be victor olofsson
>on pace for 84 goals this season
>brainded krakhead faggot kills you
kwab
>>
>>158093172
Good to hear anon. It's always nice socializing with your friends after a long day
>>
>>158093198
Will they synchronize their exploded knees this evening? It would make it more special
>>
>>158092899
>can't even daze them when they aren't even defending themselves
is this supposed to be an own?
>>
My friend left the bar to get cigs and I'm sitting by his wife
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>>158093228
Is she hot?
>>
>>158093239
More cute than hot
>>
damn he's gotta look out for the guy posting on /hoc/ while at the bar he's gonna swipe his wife!
>>
>>158093155
We will.
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>>158093255
She's looking at her phone too
>>
larkin + edvinsson for jack hughes
>>
>>158092899
From what I've heard you gotta watch your back in Philadelphia
>>
>>158093272
>>158093228
Quit talking about me here you fucking weirdo
>>
>>158092899
Why do Indians cower the moment there is any altercation? I never see them win any of them.
>>
>>158093198
They must really hate hairdressers in Russia
>>
>>158093293
I'm coming over Sunday
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>>158093308
To watch hockey, r-right? hockey?
>>
>In Soviet Russia, hair cuts (You) !!
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>>158093324
me and Billy finna watch dem stillers
>>
I'm interested in >jest. Is this real? If they fuck >asvs tonight, I'm on the bandwagon.
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>>158093373
/hoc/ bought it, paid full price too
>>
This could be us
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWLywilw-aE
>>
>>158093398
I’m good
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>>158093451
>>158093451



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