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dodgers
Os
God bless las vegas for making the rays underdogs. Every once in a while they give you free money
Today's eliminations:InguardiansBarvesYankeesPadres
2027 is the Mets’ year
>hello anon, I am thinking about buying a controlling share of /mlb/>Don't mind me, just taking some notes on how this genny operates
>>158091329we get it, you like little boys
>>158091336fuck my ass
>>158091336I fucked her ass
>>158091336We really like cheese. Can you give /mlb/ free cheese?
The Padres will lose tonight and the Dodgers finish off the Barves.
Guys there is a woman in our thread. Be on your best behavior and some light a candle or something
>>158091336We should all welcome Carlie’s involvement in /mlb/
>>158091337Those are women anon
Cubbies on 2nite!
>>158091350As long as Carlie buys some fine Tillamook, she can peg my asshole raw every night. If it ain't Tillamook, it ain't cheese.
This will occur at every MLB ballpark in 2027.
>>158091336colts are a clown franchise. Irsay was a clown, they ruined Andrew Luck, and now this old hag thinks she's a coach
>>158091377Hopefully she publicly humiliates the players and coaches for poor play. Every time Daniel Jones throws a pic, he should have to bend over on the bench and let Carlie kick him in the balls.
>>158091396Now that’s how you motivate a man
LET'S GO OKLAHOMA CITY PADRES! FORCE GAME 5!!
>>158091336Have you met cum shitter?
who has the best mascot in mlb?
*braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap*
>>158091449
>>158091396>Throws six picks in the next game
WELCOME TO KIKÉTOBER, ATLANTA!
Why are there no streams to watch the postseason in Arabic?
>>158091516asking the real questions here habibi
Why do the Padres always blast All the Small Things when most Millenials can't even buy tickets to a game?
>>158091543I have no idea
>>158091543Say it ain’t so!
>>158091543Couldn't tell ya
>>158091543I honestly have no idea
>>158091543beats me
>>158091543I wish I knew
>>158091543I can’t say for sure
>>158091543I don't have a clue
>>158091543i don't know
>>158091543I'd tell you if I could
>>158091543I really can't say
>>158091543I haven't the foggiest
>>158091371what makes cheese kosher?
>>158091543no se
>>158091543i cried every time i listened to adam's song when i was a kid :(
If you retards don't know something, you can just stay silent. You don't need to reply 50 times. It makes us look bad
>>158091610*no sabo
>>158091620How old were you to understand the lyrics?
>>158091621I honestly had no idea
>>15809162911
>>158091621I'm sorry. I am so sorry
>>158091621that's news to me
>>158091621I'm no good...
>>158091465this is literally rape
>>158091621I didn't know!
>>158091621ya gotta show mercy
kek
>>158091621She said she's sorry!
shut the fuck up doyerpacos
shut the fuck up poodrepacos
Speak up Fartspie
kwab
>>158091621;-;
cubs got robbed
>>158091621You made her cry, asshole
the cubs deserve another chance
>>158091847this but my jays
berdless playoffs have been nice ngl. aint not nothing ever good come from a berd team.
>brewers haven’t won a road playoff game since 2018biggest cheaters in the game today. I say we swap them out for the cubs.
>>158091867berd teams have kept the stankees away from a ws title for the past 17 seasons
white sox clinch at home to end the streak right
>>158091867
>>158091886You would think. The old white sox would choke it away but this is the new white sox so probablystill never know, look at what the Padres did last night to stay alive
I'm a leaf. A Cubbie leaf!
>>158091867Berd teams are what makes /mlb/ great
>>158091882Yankees and Cardinals haven't played in a world series in who knows how longYankees would've lost to Seattle or the Dodgers last year no matter if the Jays beat them or notOrioles haven't done SHIT in 30+ years.Overrated ass berds need to GET GONE.
>>158091886that would challenge the guards to spend some cash
>>158091910They didn't spend when the Tigers were buyers and contenders, or the years the Twins were good. What would the Sox being good change.
>>158091918they hate the pope
>>158091907berds are threatening and that is enough of a deterrent
Getting back into baseball, watching the yanks and rays.Looking at the yanks roster I'm seeing guys I thought retired or ones I haven't thought about in years.
>>158091336>owner involving themselves in the day to day operationsI'd kms
>>158091927their owners are giant catholics
do all 4 teams get elimanted today?
>>158091980Indians and Braves get eliminated. Yankees and Padres force another game
>>158092000indians?
>>158091989ALW spent all that money to not have a winning team kek
>>158091989why are flyovers so poor
white soxdodgersyankeespadres
>>158092072their biggest exports are all the dust and rust they put up into the atmosphere
INDIANA CUBS
>>158092000>BravesNiggers*
>>158091989isn't the ALC mostly the tigers money anyway.little caesars nepobaby has no clue what he's doing (also with the red wings)
>>158092072I spend all my money on chili cheese dogs
>>158092104
>>158092111royals spend more than I thought desu
>Yankees run it back>Get exact same result>Will run it back again with Baboone and Cashfraud after this seasonWE LOSE THE SAME WAY EVERY SINGLE SEASON BUT IT'S A CRAPSHOOT BTW
>>158092146Back afta dis
>>158092116yeah they are building a new stadium
>>158092161DA POPE
>rape
>>158092192>ape
These Poodrepacos at Petco Park are not true diehard San Diego sports fans because they never show their support for the Chargers.
>>158092257People can like baseball without liking football
PCA? More like,,,PC-Ain't hitting! HA
>>158092265>People can like baseball without liking footballOnly Socialists talk like this.
>>158092257Chorgers are traitors Fuwawafaggot
>>158092275Show some respect
>>158092278https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8pqjBYABXk
>corners you and invites you out to the padres gamedo you accept?
>>158092317*unzips light saber*
>>158092221and there it is
>>158092320based RC
Need the Sox, Braves, Rays, and Brews to win today. Not for me, but for the good of baseball and God's kingdom.>Guardiansmorally corrupted>Dodgerscriminals>Yankeesgay>Padreshaving Tatis, Machado and Bogaerts all on one team is a formidable concentration of toxicity
>>158092321kek
>>158092345You forgot about gaylanta and gaysconsin
>>158092361They are the lesser evils in this scenario.
He cumsHe shits(and farts)He cums he shits he cums(and farts)Cum cum cumBrap brap brapThe Cum Shitter… Farter Show!
>>158092371This is the type of analysis I come to /mlb/ for
cum shitter is dealing
>>158092275enjoy your curse
I have a few tricks up my sleeve for the Cubbies witches tonight
Bros I'm so nervous. Decades of being a White Sox fan has conditioned to disappointment and now with practically everyone saying we can win and make it to the ALCS just has me, I don't even know, this feeling is insane and intense and one I haven't felt before ever1 hour till the game.......
>>158092428>>158092431enjoy your curse
>>158092431Turn your brain off and enjoy the ride fren
>>158092345Dodgers, Padres, and Yankees pay market rates for playerseveryone else is lower on the sliding scale of being profiteering criminals who are morally corrupt and gay.
>>158092431Start celebrating now. Jinxes don't exist. Pop champagne and start talking shit to Portugal and the rest of the guards fans on here
>>158092431Diddle a little N U will relax
>>158092456>the rest of the guards fans on here
>>158092474That's the spirit
>a place called Ohio apparently actually exists
>>158092446this
The Yankees need to be shown /mlb/ threads so they can get an understanding of the kind of shit that I have been taking from you assholes when they lose. Perhaps it'll then get them up off their asses, and put the effort into trying to play good baseball and win.
>>158092500>you put SNOT on the ball?
Guys I have been trying to cum and shit at the same time for weeks but I keep failing. Either I poop before I cum or I cum after I'm done shitting. Anyone have any ideas on how I can accomplish this? My wife really needs to use the bathroom.
>>158092528That guy put everything on the ball
I don't know anything about baseball but I'm rooting against the Yankees because they're from New York and the Dodgers because they're all Latinx and they promote vtuber faggotry
>>158092542try mastering burping and farting at the same time before moving on to more advanced maneuvers. it's not as easy as you might think.
>>158092542is this a cum shitter joke? because that's not how cum shitting works.
>>158092552I will try but I have to run to Chipotlle first
gords shall be getting smashed
>>158092257Chargers are exactly in the situation Angels are or at Least was, Arte Moreno holding the franchise back, same shit with Spanos holding back Herbie and chargers. They'll get our love back when they sell it back to SD, just a new owner.
>>158092524can you imagine what that reaction would be like?>hey volpe do you have a second for a media thing>yeah sure anything for our fans>we want you to check out and read this forum of baseball fans talking about the yankees and MLB>oh that could be interesting, see what the fans have to say, let's see here>...>oh
>>158092562I'm sure almost every player has been here once or twice and gotten a taste. many a few of the younger/minor league players might hang around for a bit.
>>158092576>many*maybe
>>158092562
start the games
>>158092562>>158092524Which yankees would actually find it funny? which ones would be apathetic? which ones would be pissed?
>>158092588Schlittler would be pissed for obvious reasons.
>>158092588Which player would you fuck and why?
>>158092594I think he'd probably just be baffled at it and then move onto never lay eyes on the internet again.
>>158092602>>158092602>>158092602>>158092602
>>158092595
>>158092588cum shitter kek
>>158092588reckon Jazz would be pretty pissed about certain comments kek
>>158092550same here except I'm a baseball expert
>>158092644oh yeah kek
>>158092644>implying jazz can read
James Shields lol
>mestkek
>>158092678Really wish Rushing was healthy. Smith has been absent with the bat.
>>158092704at least he seems to be seeing pitches. if he and Sho get hot watch out.
>>158092702it gets funnier the more you watch it keknot my 1B
>>158092702would have been perfect if the runner stepped on the dude's ankle. Not like 100% to injure him, just enough to knick it
>>158092758https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtMyqcOno80
It's ogre, Padres lose and they all take the first flight out to Cancun tomorrow morning.
anyone else
>>158092865wonder if the Brewers will pitch Jizzerowski
it's over
fun fact: only the dodgers and giants are allowed to wear rainbow hats in-game, they got special permission from mlb on account of their deep cultural ties to the lgbt community
why do doyers project like >>158089385?
>>158091361>>158091336those coke eyes
>>158092678>having your 4 hole go 0-4
>>158092981you've never tried cocaine or gotten any pussy
>White Sox out of challengesUmp-chads it’s our time
>>158093015I'm 55, try again
>No Chandler Simpson>Hicks instead of Fortes against a rightywhat the FUCK is Kevin Cash doing? Does he not want to win this series?
>>158093054damn, that's a long time to go without coke and pussy
Pitching has gotten so good that most hitters are relying on guess-hitting instead of adapting to the pitch based on arm slot and release which is resulting in lower averages and more unpredictable outcomes in hitter/pitcher match ups.(pic unrelated since it's just a hypothesis)
LGTSS>doggie doos
believland bros
it's funny, the padres traded for Ray because they wanted a reliable mid/end rotation guy instead of running Randy or Canning, but now in this position, I think I want Randy pitching with the season the line instead
>>158093194weren't most of the greats like hank aaron always guess hitters? you only have to be right once or twice a night.
>>158093230heard a great story about Ty Cobb where he was in the dugout at the start of the game. He said he would know every pitch the pitcher would throw after watching the first pitch of the game. It was said he predicted nearly 30 of the next pitches thrown correctly.
>>158093194occam's razor: hitters today are just retards and the coaching is shit
We go go! We go go go!
Hey Yankees, live by the HR die by the K.
>>158092678Fourtani
Good god almighty! The Padres should never win the World Series after creating this craphttps://youtu.be/M4YFG2900Oc?is=JF59pTASyE5aXvSI
Glasnow is a good pitcher, but he made of glass. I recommend the barves hope to accidentally bean and shatter him.
>>158093375Die by the E
>>158093071The Rays don't have to worry about winning, the Yankees will be their own undoing.
Good god almighty! The Dodgers should never the World Series after creating this craphttps://vocaroo.com/15k6G55tAAi2
>>158093510That too
i put 250 on ohanti homer :3
>>158093546shouldve just lit that money on fire
Please kekk'em
>>158093528>No mention of Hololive NightSon I'm disappoint
los doyers winining 7 - 1
>>158092693cum shitter kek
>>158093731no
>>158093738yes
Lets get this shit over with
>>158093731Makima san
nlds game thread>>158093762>>158093762>>158093762
All MLB players and coaches should be like this chad.
7 innings is an outing. If you were pulled before that you either didn’t pitch well or your manager’s an idiot.
both NLDS going 5 games while the ALDS are gonna be sweeps
>>158093773Why couldn't I have gotten the good kind of autism like this
cum shitter kek!
Please rape me
>max fried would rather get death threats from yankees fans over inevitably blowing this game than be there for the birth of his childgenuinely an embarrassing moment
Max Fried (Jewish) pitching on October 7thBack against the wall yanks by a million
>>158094257Yankees got this. Fried has unlocked the eye of the Jew.
>>158094284I loved beerfest also
>>158094102I'm a girl though
>brewers have almost .100 points lower OPS on the road than at hometotally not suspicious
>>158094347They use tech to steal signs and implement it while they're on second base for plausible deniability. That's why they've upped their stealing to get on 2B.
the white sox baited everyone and now theyre getting raped, let that be a lesson
White Sox deserve this for even beginning to think that they aren't the bottom feeders of the MLB. Don't ever have hope again cum sox
I gawtta have it
Way to waste your bullets, Guardians. A nice gentleman's sweep, White Sox.
Cleveland hasn't won a World Series in 100 years and nobody even cares about it.
when guards come back to win the series, will you admit the guards are the real deal?
>>158094590Cleveland? Misery? Seems about right.
Dodgers don't come away with points but I liked those abs
>>158094590God gives Cleveland Indians his toughest battles.
>>158094596sox threw so they could get one more home game
time to put these fucks out of their misery
i think the braves have it in them to get a game 5i think the padres have enough fight to get a game 5i think guards and sox are evenly matched enough to get a game 5i don't think the yankees have the endurance to get a game 5
>>158094701Statistically it must be wrong, but I feel it.
Can you catch a homerun or foul ball with your bare hands or do you need a mitt? If it came in your direction should you let it bounce first?
>>158094700Take 'em out.
No sympathy honestly, still love Teo but anyone who plays for the doo doo doyers deserves to be concussed, even him.
you posted that in the gamethread, vikramjit
>>158094974and they never get a (you) in either thread
>If the Rays sweep tonight, it will be the third consecutive year the Yankees get eliminated in their own home fieldThat wouldn't get Boone fired this time, right?
stankums foiled by smart baseball
>>158095000Nah they don't really care as long as they keep having good regular seasons. It doesn't matter if the team is too weakmind for the playoffs. Just like the maple leafs and just like the cowboys.
>>158091465she has the same body shape he does also thats not mariner moose so its wrong
>>158095000Baboone and Cashman are staying according to insiders. No hot seat. Yankee organization is content with just making the playoffs.
>>158091906this looks shooped i dont think she dance with birb
>>158094813Let it bounce in the stands? How does that even work. Some can catch with their bare hand, but you gotta be gud.https://youtube.com/shorts/yERJP9Jw93Q?is=OgSwoYh-8QQ01yXQ
>>158093563literally tho FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK
>all that build up in every way shape and form only to lead to massive disappointment Life of a White Sox fan...
>We shall return
>>158095326Why is it a tiger?
>>158095335The tiger is demanding for who ends up last place in the comedy central division next year or 2028
Dodgers win and the Poodres are taking the first flight to Cancun in the morning. BAU BAU!
>cuckees
Cubs won that game
>>158095315Imagine all those fans who paid $1000 dollars to attend that game hoping for the clinch and instead they wasted all that money to witness that pathetic performance in front of a sold out park White Sox Baseball: No Happiness AllowedThis fucking sucks. Why do we always know nothing but disappointment?
Sigh ugh
>>158095550they served up their own demise by trolling cleveland's on field practice
>>158095570Shut the fuck up you don't know or understand how this feels>>158095576Bad vibes. All the people on social media constantly talking shit tooAll of its aging so badlyI wish they would just shut the fuck up until it's actually over. But it isn't over. Not by a long shot. Fuck.
Sigh ugh gackt
Ugh
Did my Dwight's Ox win da World's Eries ??????
>>158095669They forgot the quotation marks around the word fans
bet the farm on atlanta winning this game. dodgers bullpen WILL NOT hold.
Why did the God forsake the Pope Sox today?
>>158095706>today
Sigh
>>158095736>>158095706How can one team be so unlucky?
crazy how unlikable the poodres are as a team from their oldest player to they're youngest
https://youtu.be/KcADqxnQA_4
>dodgers win lolGee i wonder why this sport is irrelevant
SCOOBY DOO PA PA
Braves fans are SO lucky that Acoonya got hurt in 2021. 0 chance they win that WS without the Jorge Soler carryjob.
>we're smarter, we're better, and we're tougher
>>158096277He this generation's Pendleton
>>158096379nah, Pendelton was a team leader. Ronald is an injury prone all world talent with a chip on his shoulder with too much man child stuff still going on.
Kirsten is getting showered in beer on Sportsnet LA :)
>>158096379How dare you sully Pendleton with that comparison.
>>158095704KEK
I would be cool with the Braves getting rid of Acuna, Riley and Striders bum asses and getting some young pieces. Acuna just doesn't get it and he's made of glass.
NLDS - MIL@SD GAME 4 GAME THREAD>>158096555>>158096555>>158096555
>>158096210This.
>>158096210because nigs can't afford to play it and they're the current target demographic hope this helps
>>158096628>can't affordAndy Pages' dad mad him a bat out of scrap lumber in rural cuba. Sounds like a different issue to me
cum shitter posters were right again
>>158096786you know it
gays can't finish the job, yanks are going all the way
>>158097069
>rasy>white suxWhat went wrong?
>>158096683i said nigs not competent human beings
We are 3/5ths of the way to nu tho.
>>158091336Most noticeable boltons ever. It's gross.
Gotta start my tradition of 2 years of making Doyer Dogs at home during the playoffs.
steve bartman did nothing wrong
are you excited for dodgers/rays again?
>>158097802He got a world series ring in the end.
Chopped down once again.The Atlanta Braves have been eliminated from championship contention. Better luck next year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCtqXPPBPkI
>>158098003get fucked barves
>stankees sweptkekkie doo
STANKEES KEK
>Stankees
sweptkees kek
Yankees kek
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
he chased it
KEEP SPREADING THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
What a horrific performance, Halloween came early. You know *sips coke* George would have never been content with these Yankee post season performances. Yankees need gamers, contributors across the entire lineup, not these automatic outs. Can the Yankees get a hit in the a big moment? That's how the Yankees from the 90s and 70s were built, not superstar sluggers, but gamers who could hit and contribute in big spots. Boone and Cashman are not going anywhere. The Yankees just care about the bottom line.
Why are they such abject failures?
swept kwab what a kwab of an organization
Daaaaaaaa FAGkees lose!DaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaFAGkees lose!
>Fried missed the birth of his child to pitch this gameMeeting his wife after this has got to be embarrassing as hell now.
>>158093143cringe doyer posting
YANKMINICAN HEALTH CHECK
jomboy dead
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA
imagine getting sabotaged by your own shit fans to get swept out of october shit fans shit franchise SHITKEES KEK
>>158098193he doesn't like that
tampa decay fans deserve to be tossed into a lake of fire
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED YOU CUNTS
>da next bartman
ONLY TEAM TO GET SWEPT AWARD
Dooder fans are so faggy wtf
I WANT TO BE A PART OF IT
cum shitter kek
anyone have a webm of the interference?
>>158098276
cum shitter shits his last load
daaaaa yankee loseeeee
stankeedoo'em kek
I can now enjoy the rest of the playoffs
Fuck you and your rat infested jew loving shithole. Another year without a trophy for the so-called baseball greats you bunch of faggots
Even with Judge available, you'd probably still lose to Tampa.The New York Yankees have been eliminated from championship contention. Better luck next year.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCtqXPPBPkI
dude shits cum all over the mound and gets his team eliminated in the process kek
DA JANKEES LOSEDA JANKEES LOSE
>>158098276This one too
>>158097336isn't the mexican hot dog the one wrapped in bacon? they sell them at sports games here. security used to kick them out, but then they became a real company and can't get kicked out now
>>158098280schrodinger's homer
>>158098280that woulda been off the wall for a double dumbass stankee fans kek
>>158098280what causes them to do this? it seems to happen at yankee stadium more than anywhere else in the league
ugh... T-T
sweeping boston was their yankeepacos world seriesFUCK BOONEFUCK JUDGEFUCK CABALLEROFUCK RICEFUCK JONESFUCK CHISOLMFUCK SCHLITTERFUCK FRIEDand most importantlyFUCK NEW YORK IN EVERYTHING
>>158098280Is this going to be like the steve bartman incident?
yankee namefag spammer btfo kek
>>158098237Not to fast, Jomby. Thought you could just slip in?
The Yankees never led the entire series.I don't know why anybody would be surprised by a sweep. If I'm not mistaken we led the majors in series sweeps this year.
>>158098301stinkee doos!
>>158098306the joy on his face as he does this is the scary part. psychopathic behaviour
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Padres and White Sox are the last hope for avoiding YET ANOTHER ALL MOSTLY BLUE TEAM WORLD SERIES FOR THREE YEARS IN A ROW
>>158098324Lmao they were already getting swept plus media dies so quickly nowadays I doubt anyone will remember this past tomorrow.
Look at me! I'm the King of New York!
can you guys say “baboone” one more time before the lockout?for old times sake
what a fucking humiliating way to be eliminated
looks like it'll be rays dodgers world series,two scrappy underdogs battling it out with smart baseball and clutch hitting
It's actually kind of insane if you look at how much the Yankees spend on payroll, and then look at their actual lineup. Judge is injured, sure. But putting him aside, is there even a *single* batter in this lineup who you would put on the 2009 team? Maybe Rice?
sadly, I don't think the Dodgers can lose anymore. their rotation is built for a bo7. in a bo5, Miz and Henderson can win you 2 and then you pull one out of your ass in the remaining 3. but in a bo7, you have to literally beat Skubal - Yamamoto - Snell - Glasnow all in a row. it's fucking over.fuck the stupid fucking Dodgers. cannot wait until the criminal case sends those scumbag faggots to jail and strips all of the post-1988 rings.
>STANKEESBuncha LOSERS
Where is Yankee schizo?
>>158098329I hope if you make it all the way you do the same to the fucking Dodgers. They deserve a good thrashing.
>>158098354weird to use this chad to represent the idea you're trying to convey
Swept by the rays bro. The fucking Tampa Bay Rays.No other words are needed
https://x.com/jomboymedia/status/2108023435997634565/video/1?s=46That Yankees fan is gonna shanked later in the parking lot!
>>158098326That imagine is preserved for yet another year. Thank goodness.
>>158098364Shut the fuck up
>>158098367that chick is laughing at all the men crying over baseball
>>158098361tarik screwball is known to randomly drop a game but yeah the last 3 will never lose back to back games ever.
>>158098361chillax lil bro, enjoy the show
>>158098326fucking deserved kek
20-09!20-09!20-09!20-09!
I remember in the off season we all thought the Rays were going to be 5th in the division. Here they are whooping Yankee ass
>>158098354Literally every Yankees playoff elimination is humiliating. It's an entire team of players with 0 fight in them and a complete loser of a manager in charge. If I wasn't half-black myself, I would have so many insanely racist things to say about Jazz Chisolm and Trent Grisham and their borderline cartoonish lack of effort in games that matter.
>>158098391i could easily snap your neck you gay little tranny freak. you're gonna lose all your rings
>>158098374it's the taunting that gets me. anyone have the gif of that 20 year old kid that flips the bird at the baseball player?
Yankee fans cant help but interfere with balls in play kek
20-09!20-09!20-09!
Yankees game should be in extra innings right now but the umps are fucking jackassesIt was clearly a home run
>>158098403they broadcast this live earlier tn kek
Seeing the Yucks lose and Jomboy cry is eternal retribution for your shitty video. Hitching your wagon to a team was the worst thing for your brand. We know it was personal with you, we hope you never win again.
>>158098407Not only was it fan interference it was quite obvious Mesa Jr. would have made the catch if not for the fan interference so you were gifted a run you never should have had, cocksucker.
20-09!20-09!20-09!20-09!20-09!20-09!
>>158098414no, I meant from like a decade ago. he catches a home run and then taunts the outfielder. he looks like that guy from brooklyn 99
I’ve never witnessed such a blatant and obvious ump job. This league needs to be investigated
>>158098402we'll share our covid ring with you if that will cheer you up
Yes the problem are the umps. That's definitely what's going on here
Doyer bros... 3 in a row incoming?
>Yankees getting embarssed out of the playoffs yet again under Baboonetale as old as time but this is the yankees way now.Congrats btw lex!
Whatever, we beat Tampa in everything else
>The Yankees have been eliminated at home field for the third year in a rowTEARING DOWN THE ORIGINAL STADIUM IS A SIN AND A YEARLY LONG CURSE FOR THEM
>>158098326How many more of these early playoff eliminations until Jeter walks off the set right after Ortiz does his thing?
>>158098428what will cheer me up is seeing Walters in jail, seeing a forced sale of the Dodgers, and seeing Ohtani's career stats take a nosedive so that people stop calling him the greatest of all time (entirely unearned)also, I'd never actually commit any violins. I haven't been in a fight since college. I'm too old for that. but the Dodgers are mega gay
What does he do?
Are there Yankee fans like this among us?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGHKB8MlLFg
yankees need to realize this “platoon” shit does not work. theres a reason all 31 other teams dont do this. i fucking hate the yankees for not having one player at each position. every game its some different shit. they need to get rid of anyone that is platooned
>>158098459DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>158098460the bad guys always get away with it sadly, imagine if the Dodgers got punished for something, not a fucking chance, they find a scapegoat outside of the inner circle and pretend everyone with a name was innocent
>>158098460I hope you are on a watchlist at the very least. How dare you threaten Ohtani, he’s the greatest player this sport has ever seen
>>158098358Jomboy seethe is always great
>>158098491holy Covidball babby opinion
One last one here for old times sake. Was quite a ride. Came back for one last run here after many years but I think that'll bout do it for me. #ISG #SSYC and the real ones, old ones thanks for the memories.
>>158098460it's Walter, and yes, he's a piece of shit but so are all the other owners.
I understand getting swept in the world series by the Dodgers but the Rays? Beyond embarrassing. Worst part is the games weren't even that close
>>158098484its bizarre they try to make it work. teams only ever rotate their outfield but the yankees have outfielders playing third, third basemen playing second, DH guys in the outfield, first basemen as catchers, relief pitchers as outfielders…like what the fuck??
>>158098491lol imagine getting put on a feds list for rooting against Ohtani :^)>>158098489I guess we'll see. Walter has had to sell every sports franchise he owned except for the Dodgers. there's def smoke here>>158098500you ain't wrong but this doo be deep in crim fraud fr fr
>>158098505they didn't have a lead the entire series KEK
>>158098511it's built intentionally shitty so they can never actually win anything, but appear to contend
is that fan gonna get the bartman treatment
>>158098511its poor management from Baboone
judge wouldnt have let this happen
Let's just admit the current Yankee Stadium is a mickey mouse ballpark. One ring in there and that's it.
The Yankees need to get pitchers who are not afraid to go head hunting against the opposition.
It's Brewers vs Dodgers, we all know it. Might as well just start the WS now.
>>158098511every team still in the playoffs has NEVER changed their starter positions. rays dont platoon. white sox dont platoon. dodgers dont even change their DH ever. guardians platooned back in the day but stopped doing it. and the brewers have players who have actively rebelled against platooning.
HE DID IThttps://x.com/MLB/status/2108038033828114612
>>158098526if they do it would be unjust, the Cubs shit the bed after Bartman then the whole next game, the Yankees weren't crawling out of this hole even if they rattled off one shitty win
>>158098541What the truck are you talking about?
>>158098497seething bitch. At least my team has won a ring this century. These last time the yankees won a ring was way back in the 2000s, and that one doesn’t even count
>>158098541that's the NLCS champvery likely gonna be Dodgers v RaysBrewers have a shot I guess but it's not a great one unless they really get hot. no team can match the Dodgers' rotation depth
>>158098541hol up
Well the National League is winning the WS whoever it is.
KWABOTY is settled
The streets of NYC will run with shitty cum tonight
>>158098554>dooder fans talking about what rings countlaughable to say the least
>>158098538Better call Pedro Martinez and Roger Clemens out of retirement. They're still younger than most of your 27 antique rings.
>>158098576Mason Miller vindicated again
>>158098578The last time your Stankees got a ring I bet your dad was still in highschool.
Baboone Platoon
I remember in week one of the fooball season all the NY teams were undefeated and because the Knicks won NYers were claiming all the championships were gonna be NY
>>158098577is that prose from the Son of Cum Shitter
>>158098576breh imagine his wife's kvetching
>>158098605>he thinks I'm a yankee fandoodiedumdum can't be real
>>158098614Don't forget out the hot start by the Rangers
>>158098614Remember when the flyover idiot posted some stupid shit talking about NYC, a place he’s never even been to? Oh yeah, me either because flyovers are cattle subhumans that deserve to be placed in internment camps
>>158098555it's going to be White Sox vs Padres
>>158098633truly, what one championship does to a starved community is incredible to witness, they gotta come back down to earth eventually
>>158098511The Red Sox also do this, except it has been less severe after firing that piece of shit Alex Cora. As a Red Sox fan it drives me up the wall also.
>>158098646post your betting slip
>>158091428That ain't true.>>158092371That ain't true.>>158092397That's not his name.>>158092622Nah that ain't true.>>158093690That ain't true though.>>158094089Wtf this ain't even true...
>>158098644>flyoverwrong again, but holy shit you are fucking madL L L L L L L L L HAHAHAHHAHAHA
CHARITY IDEA: BURN EVERY YANKEE HAT YOU FIND ACROSS THE WORLD
>pedo war & strait issues means Manfred can't get his shipment of super juiced balls from the motherland>Ohtani becomes an absolute nothing>Judge refuses to play without themkek
>>158098622>wife
I get the Doyer hate but I'm from LA and my parents got married the day Kirk Gibson hit that homerun. Unironically lifelong Doyerpaco
Smart baseball is winning.
>>158098701cool story bro, you're still a fag for it
Another offseason of stankeedoos bragging about how many World Series they won against plumbers
>cum shitterkek
>>158098658betting is evil
Reminder that Brian Cashman was a college student who had no real plans in life, until his father (a horse breeder) befriended George Steinbrenner. That got him a job with the Yankees org and we've been stuck with him ever since. He is never leaving. He and Hal Steinbrenner have been friends since they were in college, essentially. The only way this team changes is if Hal sells the team.
um....poodrehermanos....
>>158098727I don’t even think Hal likes baseball. He probably hates it because of his dad’s obsession with it.
>>158098725we're calling it trading now, sweaty
>swept by smart baseball
>>158098708Your team sucks though :^)
>MVP winners both eliminated in the wild card>cy young winners both eliminated in the divisional serieshas there been a more KWAB post season?
smart teams like the brewers and rays
brewers sweep dodgers
>>158098750I'm curious who you think those people are
>>158098749and what team would that be?
>>158098749my team is your team
The New York Yankees have tied 1978 to 1995 for longest title drought in franchise history
>>158098769if you have to ask, you don't know ball
>>158098780may it be extended another 100 years!
>>158098727My favorite part is that they had a diehard Yankee billionaire buy another team (Marlins) and literally just turn it into a AAAA team for them, giving them all their best players for nothing and even offering to pay their salaries sometimes.And still, nothing
>>158098780Hal should be ashamed.
I feel like the Yankees weren't robbed and were just the weaker team.
>>158098780Make it 86 years please!
>>158098447Bucs and Lightning have more recent championships than the Giants/Jets and Islanders/Rangers
>red sox eliminated/mlb/ is silent>astros eliminated/mlb/ is silent>cubs eliminated/mlb/ is silent>phillies eliminated/mlb/ is silent>braves eliminated/mlb/ is silent>yankees eliminatedHURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>158098803They were the worse team, but I thought the bad defense they played wasn't true to what they were in the regular season.
>>158098811the rangers won a championship just 3 years ago
>>158098772Your team
>>158098815Yes? It's the Yankees. We love watching them fail.
>>158098815/mlb/ is never silent when my Astros get eliminated
>>158098827>>158098827>>158098827premature NU
Someone was spamming jazz is monkey emojis in Mike Francesa podcast reaction to the Yankee sweep.
>>158098840it was you, wasn't it?
>>158098844yes
kek stankees KEK
>>158098832you're a piece of shit. genuinely hope somebody punches you in the face and you start sobbing on the ground
>>158092146At least he shaves
THE RAYS
>>158098820ha, yeah you gotta back down now eh broski? thought you knew? for sure right?
>>158098815wipe your tears anon, there's always next year
>>158098815This isn’t even true and also none of those teams had a bigger RETARD posting here than that yankeeschizo so the wound is self inflicted
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>>158098815we made fun of all those. doesn't help that the yankees had the most annoying poster in the genny this season.
