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My Chargies!
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>>158092604
The Steelers finna lose on Sunday
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24-21
9ers over Seacocks.
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Seriously, what does he even do?
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Josh Allen is just a worse Brett Favre. Less upside with the same wacky turnover risk
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>>158092632
Win
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Jurgens to the ravens

Eagles giving up on the season lol
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Soon
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>>158092604
I thought japanese hate dolphins?
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what's he thinking right now?
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>>158092635
The whole league sucks
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>>158092696
それは嘘だ
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>>158092698
>"Jalen Hurts has NEVER won a football game without both Lane Johnson and AJ Brown?"
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>>158092669
Give us Jalen Hurts
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>>158092713
Or
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Predict final score of Eagles-Jags. Will it be the largest Jaguars win in franchise history? Will they go easy on them and rest starters at the half?
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if yall stopped pretending that wins are a QB stats then we wouldn't even have to make a big deal about Hurts
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*punts*
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>>158092769
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>AJ, Stoutland, Johnson and Jurgens all gone

Why do Eagles hate Jalen bros?
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>>158092620
Buckner might actually end rodgers career. I dont see him being able to survive even one hit like that poor greek kid had to survive
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>>158092794
>>158092794
Please
t. Steelers fans
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>>158092779
OH FUCK YOU REF
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>>158092788
Howie does this about every 5 years or so. There will be a completely new team besides a few parts of the 2024 owl team soon.
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>>158092737
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>>158092868
heh
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>>158092868
What does this prove?
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>>158092868
Why is Mahomes relying on his running back to pick up one yard? I thought he was elite
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>>158092875
He is crippled and can’t do it himself anymore. A big part of why the Chiefs are not doing anything this year, Mahomes gaming roughing the passer rules was a big part of their success a few years ago. If he’s not as mobile (and has no one to throw to besides) they are cooked
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Can’t wait for the Bears to give a big ole spanking to the Packers on Sunday
Better bend over Packmen because you’re gonna get the big ole bear down on your rear
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would you let Dak big bro you like this?
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>>158092707
Bears to the fucking Bowl all day
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>>158092916
Coming from noted winner, Shit ShitShit
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>>158092944
He beat the Seahawks in a WC game! Just ignore that they lost their kicker before halftime and lost by a field goal
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>get white qb from NFCN
>win superbowl
>get black qb from NFCN
>be worst team in the league
giantsbros its our time
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>>158092916
Hilarious how almost nothing has gone right for CJ Fraud or the toxins since he big-dogged Caleb that one game, it’s like he’s cursed
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>>158092970
Oh he also retired Tom Brady! Ignore the fact the Bucs were flaming garbage
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>>158092944
He’s won way more than CJ Shit
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Where the FUCK does the J even come from?
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>>158092944
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>>158093029
Junior. I have a cousin named C.J.
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>>158093044
But he's the IV.
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>>158093017
They’ve both only made the divisional round 3 times. What are you talking about?
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>>158092806
OL was the heart of the team though and he blew it up
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we reminding dem sois?
>hit post with 0:01 left on cooldown
:)
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>>158093082
dumb metric, injuries are obviously not created equal.
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>>158093052
He's still the junior in that case
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>>158092641
Does he win? Or does he just sit there and watch the team win? Year over year the Eagles problems seem to always be "the OC/DC is bad", so what does he do?
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There are too many people to remember in this sport. Every day someone gets traded, some DC gets fired, some owner spergs or some OC becomes a new HC. How the fuck do you keep them all straight??
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>>158093069
>landon might retire
>kelce already retired
>lane just retired
>jurgens was playing badly
It's just Mailata left, it needs a full rebuild.
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>>158093095
But they beat the Texans! Let’s throw the confetti lmao
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>>158093095
My cardies :)
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>>158093117
The average fan doesnt knoe the average player either. Regular trades arent that talked about outside of the teams involved and the NFL news reporting on it. >my team occasionally trades for nobodies that I've never heard of before
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>>158093117
I can't even name 20 players on my own team
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>>158093117
you don't, unless its your team or you want to research a team to make an opponent/rival mad
or just repost what you read on /nfl/
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it is a testament to the strategic element of football that teams have a head coach and 3 coaches below them (and then another ~12-20 in total below them)

in soccer they only have one manager and that's it, nobody ever knows about anyone else (and they wear suits which is weird)
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I enjoy watching NFL games
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>>158093200
So do I. However I wont watch toilet bowls or queef slop.
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>Ravens trading for Cam Jurgens

Fuck yes this is sick actually getting some Center help but can Eagles bros tell me how he's played the last couple seasons? It seems strange they'd trade their starting Center unless he's had injury issues or been inconsistent
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>>158093200
who do you support hakabro
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>random regular season game got bigger ratings than game 7 of the world series with a superteam and a foreign country playing
yeah, football won
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>>158092636
And Favre himself only won one owl and only got to two. I still think Josh can win one but it’s like a 60% chance.
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>>158092726
QBs are credited with wins.
>but wins are a team accomplishment
So are touchdowns, yards, completions etc.
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>>158093225
He's a solid center. Not elite, not bad. He's a bad guard though. He was the center who took over for Kelce and he was never as good as Kelce but still very good.
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>>158092737
How did no one outbid the queefs for Walker?
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>w-wins are a q-quarterback stat!
>4-0 team has no quarterback
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>>158093248
I think I heard he wanted to go to the Chiefs
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>>158093251
Wins are a kicking stat
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>>158093095
The conference championship drought is way more noteworthy. The Cowboys do win a playoff game every now and then but they never appear in the ship. Only the Browns are worse in this regard.
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>>158093251
Pick both.
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>>158093225
he was good in 2024, okay in 2025, but is messing up too much in 2026
probably just too beat up combined with the o-line in general being uncoordinated and causing plays to die on the spot
he was an easy target to drop for a rebuild
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>>158093251
brainlets just can't grasp the concept of team. A shame that they will indeed eventually be held back by those shit qbs though unless jones sheds about 4 years off his body
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>>158093095
Dem Boyz get brought up unprompted more than any other team in this general lmao. Fucking obsessed.
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you're fucking welcome
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>>158093325
by good game you mean comedy of errors right?
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ya, I'm thinking he's back
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>>158093334
good = enjoyable and not actually good fundamental football
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>>158092916
>big bro
>literally just words of encouragement
ok
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>>158093325
what could you possibly find interesting about steelers/colts or browns/jets. They all play horrible football for spectators
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>>158093310
it happens whenever eagles fans are upset about something, which is often
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>>158093325
>Expect a good game
>Eagles
L-M-F-A-FUCKING-O
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>>158093366
Google the word patronizing
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>>158093416
you might literally be autistic if you think 'just shake it off' is patronizing from someone who's been in the league 6 years longer.
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Its fucking over. The dolphins are getting their first win from us like we gave it to the jets last year.
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>>158093325
Eagles-Jags is not going to be good. The Eagles have quit on their coach.
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>anyone who hates the most annoying state in football must be an eagles fan ay carumba
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Is Bryce disproving MUH HEIGHT?
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>>158093489
what coach? i've never seen him do anything other than make the reffies punish his own team
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>>158093518
disproving muh traits more than anything. QB is a cerebral position much more than anything. There is a floor to clear for arm talent but if you can make the throws then the head is what matters most. Bryce is a good processor and he sped up the hitch his height caused when throwing from the pocket so now he's a very effective qb
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>>158092632
>Dick Shittranny
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>>158093518
I don’t think so, because I watch Bryce and think
>wow this guy would be mt Rushmore tier if he was 6’4
And honestly I kind of thought that even when he was sucking because he still had some good tape out there
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>Trade: Eagles are sending two-time Pro Bowl center Cam Jurgens and a 2027 7th-round pick to the Ravens in exchange for a 2027 5th-round pick and a 2028 2nd-round pick, sources tell ESPN.

Whats the logic in trading for linemen from the Eagles? If they want to give a lineman up you should be wary that they're frauds.
certainly not invest a 2nd into it
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Someone on the previous thread was asking for the fucked up evil bracket, here it is
What changes should I make
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>>158093260
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>>158093260
This is the best post I've seen in the genny in months
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>>158093595
Drops Jags for Colts
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>>158093595
How is it evil and cursed if the Rams aren't there?
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>>158093595
raiderfags are way more obnoxious than most of the teams listed there
patsfags are harmless, its only people who seethe about brady or new england who hate them
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Brian Flores gonna get a HC next season?
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>>158093260
the list of highest scoring players all time is all kickers
this is the ultimate truth drop nobody wants to hear

"WELL THE QB MARCHED THEM DOWNFIELD SO THE 3 POINTS ARE HIS"
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>>158093116
So let me get this straight. Sirianni doesn't do anything, Hurts obviously doesn't do anything either. Who exactly is doing the winning for the eagles?
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>>158093595
This place would have an irreversible melty and I could die happy.
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>>158093595
>picks 4 fanbases with no or next to no /nfl/ presence
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How are the Chargers and Texans 0-4?
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>>158093615
Maybe if he drops his lolsuit
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>>158093635
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>>158093635
They have shitty quarterbacks
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how do you guys like my new hat?
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reminder ole jerry was cucked into using real grass for soccerfags and then ripped it out for his actual team
he hates his team and his fanbase kek
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>>158093626
that guy who somehow keeps amassing premium talent while most of the league watches with their thumbs up their asses. It's like an imitation of how college used to be with how you could win by surrounding an idiot coach and mid qb with ridiculous talent everywhere. Thank god that the nfl usually corrects itself
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>>158093657
do you think a soccer field and a football field are the same thing?
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>>158093612
Because them missing the playoffs after doing literally everything right is cursed
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>>158093674
real teams use real grass
plastic shithole franchises use turf
they are sub-soccer tier and should be spit on at every opportunity
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>>158093689
answer the question
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>>158093698
Real teams use grass. Plastic teams use astroturf.
Everything in texas is a LARP
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i accept your concession
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>>158093611
Good call
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>even the raiders in the middle of the fucking desert use real grass
texass never beating the allegations
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>>158093712
>There is also reportedly an escort waiting
Damn Jerry even got him a hooker??
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>>158093712
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DONT LOOK SOISISTERS
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Whatever happened to Shaduuurrrrrrrrr Sanders?
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>>158093726
>>158093728
you guys are cute together
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>Utter dogshit in the playoffs for decades
>slurp up lead-tainted water every day
>love to talk shit while being garbage
Reminder that dem sois are honorary members of the jesterguild
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>>158093716
>>158093595
God I hate those conference championships so much
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why are they so angry?
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>>158093726
That's how you get the loyalty of your players, it's a simple gesture, it doesn't cost much, but the player will remember it forever.
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>>158093759
You would be too if you had to live in Filthadelphia
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>>158093726
Based
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>>158093095
this is nuts
decades of getting raped and gaped
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>>158093759
They live in Philadelphia
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kek
KEK
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bloody benchods insulting texas teams!
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>>158093793
Actually why is it that the jeets only care about the longhorns and not the cowboys or texans?
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>>158093785
>let's pay Dak Prescott $60,000,000/year
>that'll get us closer to a Superbowl win!
There are more than 0 people on the planet that believe this.
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can you guys at least post something funny
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>>158093824
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GOAT Status???
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>>158093824
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>>158093759
It's called passion
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>>158093824
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KWAB of WK4?
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>>158093843
The people's CPOTY (Mahomes will win it)
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>>158093824
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>>158093865
>Crap Player of the Year
Yeah patty has that one in the bag i'm afraid.
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>>158083404
>>158083404
>>158083404
who /700/ here?
>iggles not allowed
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>>158093885
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I'm all sweaty today boys
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did filthy give up on the season
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>>158093759
drugs and alcohol and abusive relationships
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Well?
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>>158093948
Essentially yeah. Their offense is dead and they just lost 2/5 of it to surprise retirement and trade. Howie's pivoted to rebuilding.
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He has a legitimate case for MVP so far this season. Alls I’m saying.
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>>158094094
Where are the Titans and Dolphins?
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>>158093518
Yes clearly. Playing QB is 90% IQ based.
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>>158094094
"Eliminated"
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>>158093530
she's so hot
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>>158093759
have you seen sirianni coach?
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looks like tranny john travolta
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She even wears the headphones during sex. Don't ask me how I know.
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>>158094094
>generally fine with the top 6 tiers, but could probably use a bit of consolidation. Combine tiers 1 and 2 plus the Jags, combine 4 and 5 plus the Bears.
>Eagles and Packers are too high for the same reason. These teams are actively falling apart. They should be just above the Jets/Cards/Commies tier
>Giants and Browns too low, put them where the Eagles used to be
>Texans are the least bad 0-4 teams but all five of them can just be in one bottom tier. None of them are special and this list has too many tiers as of now.
Picrel, my edits to his list. Not ordered because I'm lazy.
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>>158094113
Grabbed him on fantasy this morning. Didn't even have to use a waivers claim
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What does he do?
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>>158094293
>niners
>owl contenders
They're my team and I can't buy it just yet. Too many injuries to fully trust them, as good as they've looked. Now they can prove me wrong by beating a great team like the Seahawks despite it all, but it's hard to get my hopes up when players on both sides are dropping like flies.
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How is Madison BEER allowed to be present at games with such an offensive, fineable name? Think of the children
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>>158094341
Defense was actually playing above its weight until Monday Night. They need more talent on that side of the ball. There's only a couple starters that you can say are good and 0 real game changers.
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>multiple injuries
>HOF o-line retires
Ummm why? Are the eagles retarded or giving up?
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>>158094517
A 2nd Round pick in 2 years is gonna be pretty sweet. Howie probably knows it's time for a retool
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>>158093626
The o-line + saquan + Howie
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Mommy Carlie
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>>158094517
howie noseman is, unfortunately, smart enough to see the writing on the wall
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>>158094517
>>158094530
It's also the same draft class they have an extra 1st round pick from the Patriots for AJ Brown. Basically Howie is giving himself an out if this Eagles team collapses in the next 2 years they can hard reset in the 2028 draft
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>>158094559
>if this Eagles team collapses in the next 2 years
IF? Sweet pea it’s over
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whichever team is coming out of the NFC East is going to be a bye week for the #5 seed
every other division has some potential but not that one
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>>158094612
I'd say East and South champs are both byes for the NFCW's 2nd and 3rd placers tbqhwyf
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>>158094577
2-2 with a bunch of injuries i don't see them in full on fire sale mode. O line is obviously a big question mark and Saquon Barkley is quickly approaching Shaun Alexander 2007 levels of fall off. That said they aren't in a tough division and 10 wins is very possible
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>>158092916
Stroud has more playoff wins than Dak lol
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why would ben walk right up to a man and lie directly to his face?
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>lose once
>fucking die
Throwing in the towel on a 2-2 start in a very winnable division seems a bit bitch made but eh. They'll probably have Hurts tank command so they have an excuse to not resign him when his contract is up
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>>158094559
2028 is also the season when a certain melenated QB's contract is up, the writing is on the wall
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>>158093225
Has had some injury problems too I believe with his back.
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>>158094734
Yea it's clear they're not gonna renew him or Sirianni unless they make a deep playoff run either this season or 2027. I can't say i blame him even though I'm higher on Hurts than most. Everything with their passing game feels like pulling teeth. Broncos have the same issue so far this season. Nothing is decided 4 games into a season but both offences have been embarrassing
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Ded genny
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djd
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>>158094651
The Eaglels have obviously fallen off and have no future. They went 0-12 on 3rd downs against the Rams and had one of their worst games in franchise history. They are incompetent. Barkley is their best offensive piece and is washed and only going to get worse. The superteam they assembled to beat the Chiefs has served its purpose and is now coming apart, as expected. It’s Howie’s job to see that before anyone else, even when they have a 2-2 record and might still be “competitive”. It’s over. He’s planning on the next phase beginning in 2028
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>>158094517
>giving up?
>>158094559
>collapses
You guys are so retarded. The Eagles have been back loading contracts for like 5 years now. People always talk about how Howie's moves makes the cap not real, but that's never been true. IIRC Hurts has like 90 million in void cap in 2029.
Howie has always structured his contracts to kick in around 28&29 in order to supercharge the Eagles teams from 21-27ish. But I think between the loss of Dickerson and the general disfunction of the team, he's decided to start the rebuild earlier. It's actually fucking brilliant. IIRC, Howie traded a first for AJ Brown and used a second to pick Jurgens, then traded AJ Brown for a first and Jurgens for a second. He got the exact same return back with several years of All-Pro performance in the middle
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>>158094918
I've seen some fucking dogshit performances from teams in the first 4 games of a season that then went all the way to a conference championship game. I wouldn't write off the Eagles yet but feel free to if you want
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the kangz are not a serious football team
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>>158094969
Not having a job and just doing what you want all day must be so nice
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>>158094716
I hate all this shit about winners being nice to losers. You know what pisses competitive people off? People who just beat them coming up to them and saying "chin up there gov'nor! you're doing really well. you'll be sure to win next time." Literally any words other than suggestions on how to get better will only piss a loser off. Anybody calling this move a "class act" has got to be soi incarnate.
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>>158095029
oops wrong pic
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>>158095054
Their defense 100% makes them serious.
All they need to do is be middle of the pack on offense and they are owl contenders. Which they can absolutely do.
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>>158094975
It’s not just my personal opinion, I’m not the one selling the team for parts. I’m just explaining what Howie is doing, since you don’t know ball
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if the patriots schedule their way to another super bowl,n I'm going to be very upset
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>>158094517
rebuild
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the fuck is a sore hand?
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>>158094942
Exactly. So he is giving up. I wish more teams did this. Keep an even keel with capital in reserve until enough pieces line up that you can go all in for a 5 year period, pay off those denbts over the course of 2 years, then start it all over again with all the draft capital you accrued from slumming it at the bottom during those 2 years. unfortunately, my retarded team keeps mortgaging their future in the hopes of getting 5 wins season after season.
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>>158095151
Probably got stepped on or something
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>>158095151
OH NO LET’S GO
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how fucked is herbie on sunday with joe alt out?
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>>158095152
Swift and that other RB are going to run all over us man. I'm nervous
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>>158095186
Against that Broncos D line too. Madison is going to be busy Monday Morning
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is it even worth tuning into this shit?
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>>158095192
Run all over this bussy
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>>158095229
maybe if you're a degenerate gambler or just really bored
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>>158095213
Madison hasn’t talked to Herbust for two weeks
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why would you give up on this?
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>>158095229
Hopefully Al goes all curmudgeon and talks hella shit
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>>158095192
>us
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>>158093095

Not so fast,

AFC
Jags - juggernaut
Raiders - in the hunt
Browns - in the hunt
Dolphins - maybe next yr

NFC
Bears - juggernaut
Lions - in the hunt
Vikings - in the hunt
Commanders - maybe next yr
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>>158095229
>>158095252
see you in the game thread bros
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WTF is wrong with CBS
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>>158095229
has all the makings of a blowout which could be the end of Bowels
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>>158095329
They're resigning him just so they can waste an IR spot on him
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I honestly can’t believe eagles fags want to get rid of a head coach who went to two owls and won one. That puts him ahead of every current coach not named Andy Reid.
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what the FUCK is an unconventional ankle sprain?
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>>158095099
I already said Howie is preparing for a potential 2028 rebuild earlier in the thread fucking dumbass mutt. It doesn't change the fact the Eagles aren't guaranteed to suddenly go 6-11 and bottom out because they traded Jurgens. Fucking shit eyes dumbass fix your genetics
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How many on Sunday, /sp/?
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>>158092604
SOVL
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>>158095497
Being a good 10-7 team like you’re saying is the same thing as “collapsing” when your expectations are to compete for a super bowl, you don’t need to be literally 6-11. The point is Howie knows they aren’t owl contenders and aren’t going to be again in this current iteration of the team. And he knew this before he traded Jurgens, it began with AJ Brown and it will continue up to 2028. Anybody on the Eagles can be moved and that’s why GMs are calling and getting pieces off them.
You didn’t know any of this because you don’t know ball, but now, if you read carefully, you will
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I don’t know man. The problem is this shouldn’t have been a problem in the first place. Zion Young is a fine solid player but I don’t see why that penis head EDC would, given the current circumstances, draft a bargain bin 1st rounder over a serious need. So he just rolled the dice on center and got 3 cheap candidates all of which got injured. And unfortunately there was no outcome here where they all don’t become worthless because now you needed to trade for a starting center or guard. Personally I would’ve kept Vega at center and formed a trade package that included a 1st round pick for a serious guard. What should’ve happened preseason is draft Vega in 1st round (did), draft a center in the 2nd round, then get the absolute best guard in FA instead of Simpson who is representative of his mid contract. Hopefully Cam works out but I’m not holding my breath.
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>>158093763
>>158093778
I heard Philly was a shithole, but it's actually pretty average by US standards. Many places in the US that you'd never expect... are actually depressing shitholes. Like Upstate New York. It's full of violent crackheads, but I thought it would be mostly deer and the occasional "woodsy" boomer. Who would ever have thought it's actually higher crime rate than NYC?
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>>158095272
It's basically short hand. I dont feel like writing out "the Packers" every time
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>>158095517
Put one of their scary looking stars as the scary guy and pick a better theme. Jason would be the obvious fit for Cincinnati unless AI has something better

Nope, AI says Jason too
>Midwestern Woods Vibe: The dense, river-valley terrain, misty parks, and camp-heavy outskirts around Greater Cincinnati and the Ohio River valley match the rustic, wooded campground setting of Crystal Lake
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>>158095229
>Cuckaneers vs Blowboys
it will be gay and stinky
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Patbros...
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whatever happened to Byron Leftwich
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>>158095786
Nothing wrong with that. Need a little zest to be a great QB.
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>>158095786
>Crosby and his host Brogan Ryback
Be a little less obvious next time, tard
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>>158095489
and there it is
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>Not since Week 13 of 2016 had the Panthers played on Sunday Night Football. Hence, this wasn’t just Carolina’s return to the league’s prime-time staple, but the debut for Young and McMillian (aka King Tet). The talented tandem carved up a porous Lions pass defense like a turkey.

>Young, playing behind a depleted offensive line, began the evening completing his first 11 passes. He ended it with 329 passing yards, a pair of TDs and no turnovers.
>McMillan was next door to uncoverable, torching the Lions for career-best numbers in the first half alone. He’d waste little time in building up his career-high statistics (14 receptions for 192 yards and two touchdowns)

>these Lions are going to need to light up the scoreboard to win games, and while Jared Goff (412 passing yards, TD pass), Jahmyr Gibbs (77 scrimmage yards, rushing TD) and Jameson Williams (six receptions for 102 yards) each had swell evenings, it just wasn’t enough, despite l Aidan Hutchinson leading the charge on defense admirably
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>>158095186
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>>158095229
I unironically scheduled an appointment with a therapist to try and get diagnosed with anxiety rather than watch that shit game
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>>158095229
I shan’t, personally
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>>158095946
>trey lance hurt on the bench
kekw
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>>158095229
I WILL be watching and I WILL be posting Dak Prescott's name in funny ways.
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>>158095257
They're not giving up on Hurts, it's a rebuild. The problem with this offense is it is still the Sirianni slop offense. It's based on routes that are all disjointed from one another meant for the WR to just beat the CB because... well they should. There's no motion, no WRs schemed open, and predictable because they run every 1st down.
Every once in a while Mannion has a cool play but it's not the Shanahan offense at all.
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>>158095956
>scheduled an appointment with a therapist to try and get diagnosed with anxiety
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Eaglesbros we need to get dedicate to the rebuild. Ditch Sirianni and Hurts. Fuck it let’s snatch Doyle and Lameme.
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>>158095956
Cant you do this shit online nowadays?
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>>158092711
What do those moonrunes say?
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>>158096093
Yeah, but I feel like in person gives me better odds
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>>158092726
>disrespecting black QBs
And there it is
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>>158095956
why do you need someone else to tell you that you're anxious?
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>>158095989
Let's try and set an /sp/ record
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>>158096071
Hurts has run every system he's been in in the NFL well. I think Hurts can be a shanahan babby, Sirianni's offense is horrible. The thinking was Mannion would bring a shanahan style offense, but it's just the Sirianni slop with a few shanahan type plays. Sirianni obviously has to go.
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>>158093310
>you’re laughing at my dogshit team again?? You’re obsessed!
Lol sure thing my guy. Anyways, next year is totally your year! You got this bro, just go out there and get some wins ;)
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Which QB will the Eagles take in the the 2nd round of the 2027 draft?
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>>158093495
>t. Incredibly buttmad
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i want to fuck gia duddy and tell her everythings gonna be okay
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>>158092604
How does a Japanese even end picking a team in some niche foreigner sport and become obsessed with it? I guess he must have studied in the team’s city
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>>158096173
None of these zoomer transfer babby QBs impress me. They should be trading up to get the best tackle, a guard in the 2nd, and TE/WR later.
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>>158096173
The raiders gay qb mendoza's little bro
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Jalen Hurts finally got to experience what Mahomes' musical chairs Oline is like and is on pace to miss the playoffs.
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>>158096146
>I think Hurts can be a shanahan babby
his main strengths were accurately hitting deep targets and using his legs but he's slow to read the field or anticipate openings
he needs a lot of help to get up to a higher level
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>>158092604
Konnichiwa, dude!
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Hurts gonna get a hundo sunday?
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>>158096126
I need an official diagnosis to try and convince my grad school to let me back in
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>>158096226
people just forget about 2021 ffs
>>158096253
>he needs a lot of help to get up to a higher level
and that's what coaches do lmfao. Sirianni is a retard
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>>158096226
so he's just like mahomes?
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>>158096173
Maybe he'd take a swing on that Notre Dame dude CJ Carr. Someone with a quick release and very good on the short-intermediate stuff. Obviously he doesn't have the running ability or stocky build like Hurts but he seems kinda like a seesaw option if Howie wants to go in a completely different direction
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>>158094517
All he had to do was sign or ask to get traded to the cowboys, and he could’ve gotten a ring for the next few years amd pair with the best qb!! Oh well! His loss! We dem boyz! How bout them cowboys! It’s our year!!
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>>158096348
Mahomes has dealt with it for years and has been to multiple super bowls.
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>>158096348
Mahomes has never missed the playoffs and never done worse than an AFCCG, sorry
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>>158096389
Glad to see you awoke from a year long coma
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>>158096371
Mahomes has had 3 probowl/all pro linemen in front of him every year but one.
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>>158096401
He didn’t miss the playoffs last year.
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>>158096409
>muh playoffs actually happened this year
Going by that logic he misses the playoffs this year
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>>158096407
Having 2 probowl linemen doesn't matter when you have 3rd string journeymen on your line. The oline baby, Jalen, is getting exposed.
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The Tush Push isn’t dangerous but 2 of the starting offensive linemen who excelled in it are absolutely cooked physically after 4 years
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>>158096426
No retard. He did not miss the playoffs last season. He was injured. Stop flailing and take the L
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>>158096437
>d-doesn't count
The Chiefs were eliminated from the playoffs before got injured
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Remember when the Bears stripped Hurts on the Tush Push?
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>>158096448
No they werne't.
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>>158096448
No retard, GG
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I really wish I could just wave a magic wand and make every young 20-30 male a Norwood IV so they could feel the pain I feel and also level out the playing field in the dating game.
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>>158096465
Yes they were. They needed to win out and needed some other team to lose out just to eek into the 7th seed. The had like a 1% of making the playoffs before he got injured
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projected standings ahead of week 5
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>>158096476
Except they weren't.
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>>158096389
>Mahomes has never missed the playoffs
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>>158096488
Keep coping, you probably didn't watch a Queefs game last year
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Hmmm only white QBs...
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>>158096476
>Yes they were.
No, they weren’t. And you didn’t even realize that until you googled it, you were completely lost this entire exchange. And now you’re saying
>O-okay so they weren’t TECHNICALLY eliminated yet but in my opinion they would have been!
Nobody asked. He has never missed the playoffs. That is a fact. Get over it
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>>158096495
>>158096501
If Mahomes didn't get injured in that game and they won it they would have been in the playoffs provided one other team lose.
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Shame Lameme got injured. iggles could’ve gotten Joe Fagnano who’s probably better than Hurts at this point.
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remember when mahomes was 6-6 going into two must-win games and threw for 0 TD/4 INT, 49% completion, 39.6 passer rating to be effectively eliminated from the playoffs
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>>158096511
If you gave a 1% youre eliminated. Name one other team that managed to make the playoffs with those odds
>>158096515
Look at how many wins they had when he got injured
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>>158096173
If you want to go the Love/ C.J. Stroud route, keep an eye on Oregon QB Moore

Raiola, his back up will get his 1st start for Oregon at home vs #21 UCLA is one that gets compared to Mahomes:
>Visual mimicry, arm angles, off-schedule creativity, and mechanics—though analysts view much of this as stylistic emulation rather than a 1:1 pro tier.
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>>158096521
All of his weapons were injured, didn't have a run game, and they were playing musical chairs on the online. The Eagles ring has an asterisk on it.
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What causes a Japanese man to pick the Dolphins as his team?
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>>158096528
You don’t seem to understand that you lost. There is no further debate to be had. He was not eliminated from the playoffs. That is a fact. Get over it.
And by the way
>If you gave a 1% youre eliminated
Isn’t even correct. Stop crying all over the thread
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>>158096533
They were one of the least injured teams last year. Niners made it the Divisional Round with a third of their roster injured
https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/injured/_/year/2025/view/teams
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>By age 29 he had the 2nd most playoff wins of all time
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The Queefie is immunized against all dangers. One may call him a bandwagoner, or call his team washed, astroturfed by celebrity "fans", a parasitic organization filled with felons and sex offenders, led by an overrated quarterback with a suspect knee who is quite likely the most overrated and unlikable in history, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call his team refbabbies and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I've been found out”.
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>Sean McVay, I'm Referee
>You don't get to bring Myles Garrett
>Who paid you to draft Ty Simpson??!?
>Lotta loyalty for a 3rd place team
>If i throw a flag on your defence, will you cry?
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Jameis Winston is goddamn hilarious
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Is Control a good game? Trying to clear my steam backlog.
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>>158096551
That's not factoring all the players who were returning back from injury which is literally the entire Chiefs offense.
>Rice, Worthy, Pacheco, hollywoold, juju, clyde, and even butker
Eagles beat a zombie and should have an aterisk on their wiki page
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>>158096578
Kek he’s so flustered he posted the wrong webm
Very cool play however, I’ll post it again for you
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>>158096191
That's not unheard of. I watch AFL from Australia and picked a team
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7>3 or something like that
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>>158096578
fuck KC
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23 > 9
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I'll say it once and I'll say it again, KC got exposed as frauds against a rebuilding team. KC fans can gloat all they want, but anybody who understands football knows what we saw Sunday was the blue print on how to beat them
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>>158096677
Ok
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>>158096578
>>158096660
>Chiefs
2018 AFC Championship
2019 Won Superbowl
2020 Lost Superbowl
2021 AFC Championship
2022 Won Superbowl
2023 Won Superbowl
2024 Lost Superbowl
2025 Injured
2026 _____________?
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packgods don't know you lil bearbros
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>>158096697
Loses in divisional
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>>158096677
Chiefs were close to winning that game by 3 possessions but played with their food.
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The teams that the Raiders beat are 1-11 combined
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The Chiefs have been eliminated from the playoffs 8 times under Andy Reid and his last non-refbaby win in the playoffs was almost 6 years ago
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>>158096717
>Loses in divisional
That would be fine for your team but to us anything short of a championship round is a down year.
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>>158096731
kek
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>>158096601
Impossible to hate that man unless he's your team's QB
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>>158096729
If you wanna play that game the Raiders would have won the game if Cousins didn't get his hand tipped on the last throw of the game. He had Tucker wide open running into the end zone
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>>158096759
When the refs let the Raiders dribble the football you had nothing to say.
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>>158096759
>last non-refbaby win in the playoffs was almost 6 years ago
Grow up.
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>>158096435
they were boomers already thoughever
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>>158096807
What does any of that have to do with Andy Reid's teams getting refbabied and not earning any of their playoff wins the past 5 years? Who said anything about the Raiders? Damn the anon is right, the Raiders did mindbreak the Chiefs because who the fuck acts like this after beating a shitter team
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>>158096798
>Your QB will throw 3 TDs but also throw 3 ints
Jameis "monkeys paw" Winston
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>>158096812
>IT'S STILL REAL TO ME !
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>>158096804
Congrats to the Raiders for hanging in their against a Chiefs team with an undrafted free agent LG, backup LT, and an injured WR1 and WR2.
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>>158096845
Congrats to the Chiefs for barely being able to beat the worst team in NFL over the past 25 years and gloating like they won the Owl. Just makes Raiders fans look right when it comes to you guys
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>>158096604
Story wise and world building it's phenomenal especially if you like sci fi shows ike Fringe. Exploring the map is fun at first but there's a lot of backtracking between areas that gets fucking annoying after a while. The combat is sick if you invest in throw power especially it's OP. Overall if you are more story/graphics focused you'll love it but if you're gameplay focused and not into sci fi it might not be your thing
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>>158096831
>>158096864
When the Raiders beat the Patriots will you apologize. The same Patriots that beat the Bills.
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>>158096831
What a mindbroken faggot. Does crying about the refs everytime the Chiefs win a playoff game help you cope with the shitstorm of ineptitude and failure that comes with being a fan of the trash team you root for. You ought to appreciate the greatness that's playing out in front of your face because it's permanently off the table for your team.
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Who do the chargers trade Kahlil Mack to after they lose to the Broncos? 49ers or Browns.
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I hope the league writes the script to have the raiders beat kc in kc in the playoffs. that would be so dragonball z
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Al Davis is burning in hell.
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>>158096903
Chargers should do a complete rebuild if they lose. You can fleece a dumb GM for Justin Herbert and maybe get a 1st round pick. Trade Ladd Mcconkey to the Chiefs. Fire the OC.
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Just don't reply to chikaner. no life loser will go away if you don't give him attention
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>>158096991
Same strategy I use with statmutt. Has never failed me.
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free MHJ
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>>158096961
The black guy isnt the problem. He's 100% getting fired, but it isn't his fault that Herbert no longer cares about football and there still is no offensive line.
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>>158096936
Kirk Cousins is 1-4 in the plays and you expect him to beat a team that is 17-4
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>>158096991
>chikaner
I'm not some no life racist chudcel. Chiefs Kingdom, bitch.
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>>158096883
I believe in the Raiders. I think they are better than KC going forward. What they have brewing is something special. Kubiak has some learning pains to grow through as we saw on Sunday but I believe in their team. I know next time they play KC they'll have a new way to scheme to run game to make it effective. Not using Jeanty in the flat wide was criminal
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>>158097026
>and there still is no offensive line.
If only he had an o line.
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It's Howie Time!
>If he had retired after the season, and if the Eagles had waited until after June 1 to process it, Johnson would have counted $15.978 million against the cap in 2027 and $38.8 million in 2028. Now, he’ll count $54.778 million against the cap in 2027.
>there’s a way to finesse the situation to delay the bulk of the cap charge until 2028, in theory. If, for example, they put him on the non-football injury/illness list for the rest of the season and he officially retires after June 1, 2027, the Eagles will avoid taking the $54.778 million charge in 2027.
>The fact that the Eagles have yet to make a roster move with Johnson suggests that they’re coming up with a good strategy. The best could be to delay his retirement, agree not to seek repayment of money he has earned (while possibly not paying the $10.85 million due on December 1), and finessing the cap consequences to avoid a potential mess in 2027.
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>>158097051
There's a huge gap between the QBs and HCs. Chiefs are more worried about the Broncos' defense reemerging.
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>>158097026
the whole team is ass. It's not like you can just point to one part. Just collective cheeks all around. It's either the gm or harbough
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Anyone up for a quick gape?
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>>158097129
It's that fucking succubus
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>>158097145
ok. bend over
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>>158097051
>think they are better than KC going forward.
Kirk is 38 years old. He's not a long term solution and the QB you drafted is untested. Chiefs are the 2nd youngest roster and only have room to grow. Especially once their LT gets healthy.
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>>158097214
dolphins finna win the superbowl in a couple years by that logic
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>>158097168
you can't just claim some chick is draining a whole football team....without videos
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>>158097235
The Dolphins uniroincally are in a good position. Unlike the Titans and Texans who are trying to win but can't, it's obvious to anyone with a brain that the dolphins are a good team that is tanking.
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>>158097267
>losing is good as long as you arent trying
lmao
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Finna make ya?
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>>158097168
Cowboys fans ran Jessica Simpson out of town when she started turning Tony Romo into a potato, while Charger fans (all six of them) are simping harder for Beer than the Chiefs fans ever simped for Taylor Swift. Imagine being bigger cucks than Chiefs or Cowboy fans.
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>>158097244
>gather round young men as I the old vet tell you boys about the succubus. she appears in many forms. but the one that you must avoid is the hot chick. she is either very wholesome or bitchy/shameless. if she is not the former, you run. i don't care how hot she is or how good the sex is, you do not ever keep women like that around like term. she will drain your bank account, your patience and most importantly your life force
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>the prospect of another Eagles championship parade anytime soon seems as likely as Rocky getting back into the ring at age 60.
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>>158097281
If you're an elite head coach that loses your job in 2026 the Dolphins are going to be a top destination.
>Young roster, CHECK
>Draft lottery, CHECK.
They're just a QB-coach away from competing. They're in the same spot the raiders were last season except they're actually good.
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>>158097072
You're forgetting the most important member.
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>>158097382
Dolphins have way too many unproven players right now to make an accurate forecast of their future. Their defense is basically all rookies
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>>158097267
Maybe the Dolphins are just terrible
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>>158097398
The excsues they make for Allen is worse than Herbert. Allen's RB lead the league in TDs. He's had a top 5 OL and defense for most of his career. He even had an elite WR in Diggs.
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>>158097296
Jessica would be worth it at least.
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>>158092604
This nigga wakes up at 2 AM to watch the phins lose and then go to work
What the actual fuck bros
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>>158097432
unpossible
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>>158097432
maybe you're just terrible
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>>158097460
Kek it do be like that
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>>158097497
I am but I don't cope by telling people I'm actually good but Im just not trying.
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>>158097366
The Eagles experiment is over. They're going to miss the playoffs. Their only saving grace is that teams keep getting FLEECED by their GM. Stop trading with that jew, you're going to get fleeced you fucking retards.
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>>158097480
Japanese people are used to being miserable
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>>158097480
brother I stayed up two weeks ago until 5am to watch the Australian Grand Final. Watching sports in the middle of the night is extremely kino
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>>158097382
>young player, playing like shit = good next year because young and 1 year older
lol
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>>158097540
This guy didn’t stay up
He woke up and then went straight to work
Wild
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>>158097480
I have stayed up to watch sumo
Its not a big deal
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>>158097542
Any one who watched the Raiders last season knew they were better than what their record suggest. The same applies to the tanking Dolphins. The real bad teams are the ones like the Texans who 0-4 despite trying to win.
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>>158097576
>The same applies to the tanking Dolphins.
No, it actually doesn't.
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What's his problem?
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Fucking retard
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falcons BITCH.
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>>158097595
Keeps getting hurt. He probably doesn't have a much longer leash desu. They can't invest in a guy who keeps missing games and isn't actively developing.
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>>158097515
well maybe you should. Might buy you 3 extra years on a job
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>>158097634
I'm safe. I saw my boss sucking behind a Wendy's for some fent.
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>>158097609
We allegedly landed on the moon 60 years ago. Name a single thing mankind did not get better at in the last 6 decades. Cars, jets, movies, computers, music, etc..... all got better except landing on the moon. Why?!
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>>158096604
It's good, gives me Half Life Aperture Science vibes.
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>>158093325
Panthers will be considered legit legit if they beat the Chiefs. I definitely have that game on my radar.
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>>158097653
Shifted priorities
No point in continued moon landings if we don't have the ability to put a base there, which is what the US and China are trying to do now
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>>158097618
I like him a lot and was so saddened to see him get injured desu
They should be more careful with him because he had to get surgery and he will never fully recover from this injury
also funny he did his PSD ad and then got injured maybe a month later
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>>158097609
I mean, who was holding the camera?
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>>158097653
we went to the moon like 5 times. We even left shit there that have been verified by other countries and you can even see it yourself with a good enough telescope. The reason we stopped was because those moon rocks were fucking worthless and there wasn't much of a point anymore
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>>158093632
Like 3 to 4 years ago Sois fans were constantly shitting up the general and gamethreads with tranny porn so you must be new.
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>>158097618
>>158097687
Giants, Bengals, and Commanders would be foolish if they're not having talks about drafting a new QB. The best ability is availability.
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>>158097653
Name a single thing mankind did not get better at in the last 6 decades
>social norms and customs
>immigration policies
>monetary policies
>familial nuclear unit
>vaccine acceptance
>how to speak and interact with one another
>cybercrime
>institutionalization of mentally unfit people
>domestic workers rights and protections
>oligarchs' public works projects
>government
>police
>music
>movies
>literature
>philosophy
>how much more time you got fella?
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>>158097755
the bengals would never shaft burrow this hard lol that nigga is playing on that team until he's too old to play
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>>158097760
cooling the earth
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>>158097755
>Bengals
Get real
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>>158097734
We landed on the moon 6 times but went I believe 11 times 60 years ago and then once this year
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If the Eagles are like 5-7 after 12 games I think they just bench everyone and bottom out. Brown gone, Barkley hurt, Lemon a bust, Lane just retired, Jergens traded, I think they start looking to retool for the future and a lot of new faces on both sides of the ball come next season, including QB.
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>>158097734
>We even left shit there that have been verified
There's proof we can land rovers on moons and planets but very few evidence we can land humans. The truth about the moon landing is that it was a remote controlled machine which planted a flag.
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>>158097760
>That first line
Lmao
Didn't bother with the rest honestly
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>>158097786
>lose on purpose
That's what got Doug Pederson fired
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>>158097803
>low IQ admits he can't read

it's ok little buddy we don't judge here
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>>158097760
>music
>movies
Music and movies got objectively better than they were in the 60s. Stop it.
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>>158097609
It didnt happen bud
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>>158097769
>>158097774
If Burrow gets one more season ending injury you have to at least have the conversation about replacing him.
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>>158097886
I would of started those talks after the second.
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>>158097707
The camera was controlled via mission control in Houston on a 1 second delay. The camera inputs were given early to compensate for the latency, given they were literally doing a countdown it's not unlikely.
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>>158097886
Burrow is a massive asset to the bengals even when he cant play
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>>158097707
>I mean, who was holding the camera?
Stanley Kubrick
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>>158097941
>Burrow is a massive asset to the bengals even when he cant play
No he's not.
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>>158097848
Then they objectively got way, way,waaaaaaaaaay worse. The Good The Bad The Ugly better movie than anything relased this millennium
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Wait. Are you serious? Lane Johnson just quit on the iggles because Sirianni is that horrible?
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>>158097885
>bud
If you ever call me this irl I will beat your fucking ass
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>>158098049
woah tough guy over here
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>>158097786
The average sports fan is too low IQ to realize that if you're doing a rebuild the best team to trade with is your division rivals. You basically drain your rivals of their capital and by the time you're rebuilt, your rivals don't have anything left.
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>>158098022
Probably was planning on retiring at the end of the year, and got a season ending injury
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>>158097799
If you have the thrust and to carry heavy machinery there then why wouldn’t you be able to carry a 180 lb man? And, no, I don’t believe the radiation containment conspiracy theory either. People go up on the IIS for like a year at a time.
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>>158097618
And then they picked up another glass quarterback
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>>158097993
The God Father I and II clears it.
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one of my friends is bandwagoning jacksonville
what should i do to him
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>>158097609
I got a gullible friend who got on tiktok and they convinced him it was a hoax. You literally have all the shit sitting up there on the moon. But yeah, it's easy to poke holes in anything. Go get into being a flat earther, they have enough to convince you the earth in flat.
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>>158098089
>People go up on the IIS
Protecting people in low earth orbit where earth's magnetic field does the lion share of the work is easy compared to protecting people on the moon, not to mention we have years of experience with the ISS whereas the moon landing came out of no where. It's not impossible but highly unlikely they pulled it off and there's a reason it has never been replicated whereas everything else in the last 6 decades has been done better.
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>>158098139
Bet your bussy that they won't win the Superbowl
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>>158098139
According to the unofficial bro code you're allowed to bandwagon a team that hasn't won a ring.
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Screenshot this post. Nick Sirianni will be the head coach of the Dolphins next season.
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>>158098103
>this millennium

kek fucking chiefs fans
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>>158098139
Admit your love to him
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What does it even mean to bandwagon a team
I would like to see the Saints do well but I've never even been to New Orleans, am I bandwagoning by cheering for them?
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>>158098296
I douby the dolphins would fire their brand new coach in charge of tanking, especially for somebody who nobody knows what he actually does
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>>158098139
explain to him are you sure because that means you'd have to go to Jacksonville
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>>158098296
I've got him for the Jets
Jets are a very very attractive vacancy
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>>158098330
The Raiders did. They at least let Pete Carroll have the dignity of winning his last game
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>>158098323
Not caring or paying attention to a team when they're bad or mid but suddenly being a huge fan when they're good.
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>>158098330
>I douby the dolphins would fire their brand new coach
The Dolphins current HC is only there to tank. Once they win the draft lottery he's no longer needed.
>nobody knows what he actually does
Nick provides administrative structure just like Brady provided for the Raiders. The Dolphins have had good HCs before and how did that work out? They need structure and leadership. A ceo.

>>158098345
>Jets
>attractive
lol
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>>158098323
If you bandwagoned them when they were good and had Drew Brees, then yeah. But now that you're still cheering them when they're shit, you're a real fan now.
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>>158098405
don't reply to chikaner
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kek they're still seething at ghosts
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As a chiefs fan it's sad seeing the downfall of the iggles. I wanted revenge for that fluke bowl, but it looks like the iggles superbowl window is closed.
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>>158098139
He probably did that when Blake Bortles made the playoffs. Then he disappeared afterwards when they sucked again
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>>158092723
The biggest win in Jags history was when they retired Dan Marino 62-7 in the '99-'00 playoffs. They were scoring TDs at will and on accident in that one. There's a play where Tony Brackens recovers a strip sack and doesn't realize the play isn't dead yet until his teammates tell him and then they all stumble into the endzone together.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbouaPH6pYs
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>>158098296
Sirianni is going to have to get an OC gig and prove he can develop a QB to be considered for a HC gig for a team that is not desperate

>>158098345
Jets should draft Manning and get whoever emerges as the hottest young offensive mind
Declan Doyle, Ravens OC?
Brad Idzik, Panthers OC?
Grant Udinski, Jags OC?
Scheelhaase, Rams PGC?
Etc
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>>158095033
This is what women believe a “stay at home mom” should be.
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>>158094969
She needs to go back to those dress/clothes try on hauls so i can GOON MY FUCKING PENIS OFF
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>>158098523
>Arch Manning
>Jets
Wow. I think hes overrated as hell, but thats basically giving him zero chance to succeed. I wonder if Manning family will tell him to pull an Eli and refuse to get drafted
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Browns got:
>Mason Graham
>Quinshon Judkins
>Dylan Sampson
>KC Concepcion

Jaguars got:
>Travis Hunter
>Bhayshul Tuten

Is this the first trade where both teams mutually benefitted nearly equally?
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>rooting for the dolphins

i implore you, don't do this to yourself
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>>158098609
Travis is a bust
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>>158098609
in what world is this equal? Browns made out like bandits. Graham is straight up more impactful than Hunter just by himself. It's not a complete bust of a trade but they still shouldn't have done it
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>>158098590
Unliiiiiiiiiiimited bathrooms
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>>158098609
Cleveland handily won that trade my dude

Hunter's great but not worth close to all that
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I'm unironically going to buy some ice cream on the way home
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>>158098609
tuten alone clears judkins, sampson and concepcion combined by being a solid 3 down back
the only real argument is hunter vs graham
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>>158098700
>>158098700
Living on the wild side there Anon
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>>158098609
Jury is still out on Hunter but not looking good so far. A lot of his theoretical value was being a 2 way player but now it looks like he's playing defense almost exclusively
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>>158098760
He can still develop into a shutdown corner. Having him play WR in year one was dumb as fuck
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The 8 worst teams to play RB for right now

The % your runners get smashed before they even cross the line of scrimmage

AFC
32.) Texans: 60.3%
31.) Browns: 54.4%
30.) Raiders: 54.4%
29.) Patriots: 51.5%
27.) Chargers: 51.0%
26.) Jaguars: 49.0%

NFC
28.) Commanders: 51.5%
25.) Seahawks: 48.5%
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When the Rams take the field against the Bills on Monday night, they’ll be doing something no NFL team has ever done before: Playing their fourth prime time game within the first five games of the season.

>The Rams are the first NFL team to play four of their first five games in prime time.
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>>158098813
And still nobody in LA cares. They're just waiting for the Lakers season to start
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>>158098822
I care
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>>158098609
People want to shit on Coach Primate so badly that this will never be seen as "even results" even if Hunter becomes a perennial all-pro at corner, there will always be discourse from casuals loosely related to Deion for no other reason than media-driven annoyance from Colorado.
As far as the others go, if I'm building a team from scratch I'm picking Tuten first out of the pool of guys, and then maybe Concepcion. I'm not sold on Judkins, he has "Jonathan Taylor Syndrome" where he only performs when his team does
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Tyreek Hill takes to Instagram Live in response to the claims being made about him.
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>>158098789
Suprised my Puckers didn't make the list
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>>158092632
>Eagles win
>Eagle fans: WE ARE THE BEST FUCK YOU
>Eagles lose
>NFL fans: Jalen played poor and the coaches made horrible calls
>Eagle fans: NOOOOOO HES THE BEST BETTER THAN EVERY OTHER QB ITS JUST THE DEFENSEOLINECOACHINGRECEIVERSRUNNIGBACKSMEDIA etc etc AND ESPECIALLY SIRIANNI
>NFL fans/pundits: Damn Sirianni actually sucks you're right
it's the same thing every year with this team, winning was the worst thing for them as a collective consciousness, they simultaneously can and can't see that this relationship is a net negative and someone's gotta go, Jalen ain't god incarnate and sirianni is a bad coach who somehow wins despite
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>>158098870
Having that much cash on you at one time is impractical. Has he ever heard of a bank before?
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>>158098896
pro athletes are prime theft targets too
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>>158098870
Tyreek is a perfect representation of what the NFL is on and off the field
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>>158098822
This
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>>158098822
Lakers are going to be led by a white boy trio and are a lock for the playoffs?
Season opener is in 14 days
Playoffs start in April, right after the NFL playoffs end
How many Lakers games are on same time as the Rams?
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>>158092604
You need to link the previous thread ass
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>>158098870
fucking N N N N N N don't want him on my team
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>>158098948
>N N N N N N
Say it, coward
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>>158095229
wtf is wrong with Tampa cuckeneers
I thought Gayfield was elite
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>>158096618
Mahomo is though
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>>158098885
Nobody is scared to play Jalen Hurts anymore. Maybe they're only scared of that other Jalen. Jalen carter and other elite players on their front 7. Thats pretty much it.
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>>158098871
They don't the ball horribly they just don't run the ball period.
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>>158098984
This time last year he was #1 in the MVP discussion, but he went from the penthouse to the outhouse fast
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>>158098984
Kek those retards gave away Mike Evans and now the 49ers are 4-0. I hope Purdy got that Tom Brady magic now
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>>158098954
Why should he? You know what it says
>but I NEED to report him for racism
Kill yourself
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>>158093200
stupid loser
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>>158098870
I wonder how many takes he had to shoot for this
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>>158093200
Why do you watch my sport Kiwibro?
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>>158099050
Eagles are basically the Browns but with a QB that has Joe Flacco cred
>take my power, Deshaun!
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>roger goydell decided to bless us with falcons ravens (minus lamar) for snf instead of seahawks niners

What the fuck is up with the schedule this year bros..
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>>158099102
Berd bowls are kino
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>>158099102
Seattle isn't a prime time location. Thats why they don't host the Superbowl there
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>>158099102
They need to start doing flex scheduling as long as it's like 2 weeks in advance. Have the fans vote on what they want to see
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>>158099102
NFL henchmen are zapping Lamar's balls with a car battery right now convincing him to play
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Threads kind of slow isn't it ? has been like this all day
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>>158099102
Nobody cares about the West Coast.
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>>158098921
I remember when people refused to use any thread if they didn't link the previous one. Standards have fallen off immensely
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>>158099102
>>158099123

what happened to Lamar?
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>>158099145
New
>>158099145
In a few
>>158099145
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>>158099124
NFC East exposed as to the Fraud Division and half the NFL fanbase disappears
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I love football
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My team would HEEM your team.



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