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TUSKS UP
This game is quakers.
>>158097688huomenta :DDD
Get well soon Brock Faber!
Californiafags, is Shakey's still good? I remember going there a lot as a kid before I moved away to a better state.
>>158097713It's exciting
>Ducks are now the only undefeated teamWHO THE FUCK CAN STOP THEM?!
>>158097744Nobody :3
>>158097733Can you wish me well too? I have a runny nose and I'm worried I could be coming down with a cold
>>158097736Not bad. too bad it gotten very expensive.
>>158097744Who indeed?
>>158097766Feel better soon fren <3
Shorks will defeat the Cucks
>>158097767If the potatos are still good and don't taste like modern California zogchow, then I'll make sure to visit one if I go see a game there.
My penguins ):
>>158097744Gauthier is Kariya with sizeSennecke is Perry with speed and without the shenanigansLeo is Getzlaf with speed
>>158097807Thanks fren. I'm hopeful it's just allergies since I don't have any other symptoms
ashley wont be playing in the pwhl until december or late november cuz they make lezbos play a short season on account of hteir small weak bodies and less popularity
>>158097835>no Selanne>no Pronger>no GiguereThis team sucks ass
>>158097901isnt she also retarded and failed out of cornell?
Pronger sounds lewd
>>158097936Pronger? I hardly know her.
>>158097901everyone loves lesbians
lol that was fast. Edmonton is going to win now
Awww shit
>>158097970those aren't lesbos
>>158097929no she graduated and did an MBA to play a 5th yr at duluth
>>158097970Everybody loves "lesbians". Not even lesbians like lesbians.
when the fuck did this fag get better at scoring than McGaykid?
>>158098019McDavid is on his way down. He's 30
ashley in fact gradued cum laude from cornell
>cum laudeI bet
>>158097766Checked.Get some extra sleep anon, and no alcohol. I hope you feel well regardless
too much duck
>>158098163Just like my reffies
why does gary have such a hard on for letting the oilers benefit from refpuck
mcdoushbag looks like he's playing two levels up from these chuds
>>158098209reddit's favourite team
>it was 0-2
McDavid isn't even the best player on the Oilers so far. Bouchbomb is carrying them.
Looks like the oilers are going to defeat the ducks
>>158098236Gary can't possibly be making enough ad money from reddit for him to care.
>>158098209>Ducks get >Oilers 0Lol retard
chad mcdacid domming these beta cucks
both jack and luke were in the house to watch the stankees get swept
>>158098281KWAB
move the teds to clevelanda slight change of scenery will save them
Do Edmonton girls make for great a girlfriend or wife?
>>158098348Depends on how much you enjoy curry.
>>158098357I thought that was for Ottawa
>>158098375Edmonton, Ottawa, same diff.
The Boston Bruins are the most iconic team in the NHL.
canadian sweep tonight?
BouchGOD
>>158098482does DC count as a Canadian team?
Why couldn't bouchard do this 2 years ago?
>>158098507Russian actually.
>>158098507nah, it's not even a state
Boucshart is somehow mogging McFraud after being memed as a massive retard that the oilers needed to get rid of
>>158098507sunbelt
>>158098508he's a big guy
Time for bed. Sending all my energy to the ducks
Bouchard pissed he wasn't even top 5 for Norris. Now he is on a redemption run. Actually wild he is outscoring everyone.
>>158098533
>>158098524
>>158098536His stat line after the Olympic snub is insane. Including tonight 45 games, 20 goals, 49 assists, 69 points, +33. That's the 3rd most points over that span, behind only Kucherov and McDavid
>Sucks
i think the oilers might be the gayest of all the gay teams
>>158098536Because he is absolutely abysmal at defense
LOL
this is edmontons year
>>158098593So was EK65. If you score enough you'll win.
anaheim's goalie sucks
>>158098593He's not, he just has awful goalies behind him. Makar was responsible for both goals against in the gold medal game but no one complains that he's bad defensively
>>158098611I doHe's shit too
Why don't refs throw more checks?
>>158098638Bank account too small
How is that a penalty for the ducks lmao
WOMP WOMP
weird how good players just get those bounces or holes and score
Qu-ACK
Dostal has been awful. Gotta save that
>5 goals on 10 shots
BOOOO
>>158098679Dostal has confidence issues for sure. The moment Oilers tied he didn't even bother saving.
>>158098712I'll be surprised if they play him in the 3rd.
The ducks need Helly. Call Trump he will get the deal done.
Brutal period for my Duckies
>>158098041i'd like to cum loud in ashley's cornhole, if ya catch my meaning.
>it was 2-0
acies on the brink of eliminatiokn kwab
what happened ducks retards
>>158098466yeah, but why does bobby orr feel the need to spend his retirement documenting completely wholesome alternative lifestyles?
ducks won't come back
>>158098873Migratory birds always come back
>>158098888Witnessed
>samanskiWHO
>>158098866Its the canadian way.
Did you guys watch the mighty ducks cartoon as kids
ashley is on the golden eyes training camp rosterhttps://www.thepwhl.com/en/teams/vancouver-goldeneyes/news/2026/october/07/vancouver-goldeneyes-announce-2026-27-training-camp-roster
>>158098967god i loved that show, space birds playing hockey sure why not
https://www.thestadiumbusiness.com/2026/04/02/talks-held-over-new-sphere-arena-in-tokyo/@garyPut the Global Series here when it's ready
oh no shes unsigned
>>158099057would anyone even know or care who this was if it wasn't for her last name?
my las vegas pwhlsies jerseys are getting unveiled tomorrow
>oilers playing defensewtf
ref want to get home early or something?
PWHL Edmonton and PWHL Saskatoon when
>>158099100isn't she a distant cousin or some shit that has never met him kek
Dave Grohl killed Kurt Cobain and Chester Bennington
>fiveful draw in Tri-City
false alarmmy source was wrong
>>158099167It was Billy Corgan who iced Kurt.
where tf were these oilers when they were playing the ducks in the ploffs last year
>>158099224Billys such a narcissist if he killed Kurt hed brag about it on his podcast for 2 hours and somehow make it boring
>>158099270doing what they do best
>>158099270Darnell isn't there anymore to knock 3 duckie pucks into his own net
>>158099100>>158099140 and she's hot
matthews is going to be DOMINANT this season
do women hockey locker rooms and gear smell bad?
I thought Pittsburg supported Ukraine? I guess not
is warren fogle a nonce like jared
is price the greatest goalie to never win a cup?
>>158099545>Jonas Hitler>Uhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>158099545We still have to wait 18 years to see with Bustin Wolf.
>The uhhhhhhh the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh select uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>158099545Pekka Rinne
el scorcho just came on
Good morning, go flames :)))
have a funny cat video /hoc/
>>158099705kinda shit my dad will show me thinking it's real
How am I supposed to enjoy my Thursday and Friday without watching my kitties play Gary??
>>158099723Maybe just back one of your own shitty canadian teams
>>158099727I'm not an obese Redditor.
>>158099735Thats a shame. Oilers need backers.
>>158099723true it'll be nice to see who gets hurt next
>>158099739grim
Connor Hellebuyck Watching the Jets have a strong start of the season without him after he stabbed them all in the back because low IQ individuals like the Tkachuk brothers told you to leave Canada.
>>158099822the skinner dinner and kyle connor kfc combo are too powerful to both be in one city
>>158099822They’ll start to be shit soon enough don’t you worry
rangers in first place apologize
>>158099872They are only going to compete because the metro is shit this year.
>>158099876Flames would be first in metro honestly
>>158099882Could be senpai
>>158099822
>>158099870>>158099897Last year was a rough one for them, ironically because Hellebuyck was terrible. Instead of owning it, he suited up for Team USA alongside a bunch of idiots urging him to ditch Canada over the manufactured hostilities between the two countries, all sparked by Trump’s unreasonable and maximalist trade demands. Connor is dumb and disloyal. I hope he sits the entire year, and if anyone trades for him, he plays exactly like he did last season. He deserves it.
Hockey is irrelevant
How about that Gavin McKenna guy
>>158100089he currently faces misdemeanor and summary charges
work week starts again tomorrow :(
>>158100104>misdemeanorlmao who cares
>>158100139based haunter
>>158100116Didn’t ask
>>158100182ya don't have a milly either tranny kwab tiny lost AND nyla has aids
>>158100190Retard
>>158100190speak english in america
>>1581002961993201451
>>158100318you are such a fucking moronactually among the bottom 10% of humanity
>>158100352ya boilin
>>158100357i'm just pointing out how subhuman you are
>>158100359steamin' even
Canada is, and always will be, better than the USA at hockey. Americans have no hockey heroes who can hold a candle to Gretzky, Crosby, Lemieux, or Bobby Orr. More Canadians win the Stanley Cup than Americans every single year. Canadian players win more trophies than Americans.Americans cope by saying that the teams on their side of the border win more than those on ours, but they forget that the ones who win the Cup, for said "American" teams, are more often than not Canadians. Take for instance the last Cup win, the MVP was Staal, Canadian, the top scoring player was Mitch Marner, also Canadian. Now, you'll cope with your replies, so go ahead and do so now.
dude's having a melty
>>158100404yeah but he's right1993kwab:^)
>>158100116Enjoy your shift at AT&T in the mall
>>158100457i remember when it was t-mobile. when did your headcanon change?
>>158100460>he switched from AT&T to T-Mobile Our little copey is moving up in the world :')
Everybody is saying about my Devils “Watch out… because when they turn this thing around, there’s no stopping what’s coming…” and shivering in terror while they do so
this genny would be better without trb, copey and the mildcuck in that order
>>158100496
>>158100496Good post
>islanders traded carter verhaeghe away
>>158100496And the flames
bedard is out for an additional 8 weeks due to a torn foreskin
the world would be better without ontario and california and new york and israel and india and vancouver and pakistan
canadian teams are so much better off without prima donna american talents on them
>>158100661prove it and have a candian team win a cup with no americans
cope i rule
>>158100678retard
cope oliver calls your wifes boyfriend dad for a reason
don't eat after 8pm or you'll have rough Tavares' in the morning
cope I have a solid marner every morning
>>158100686beyond grim if true
>>158100676we have done that already thoughof course americans cant say the same cause they are shit at hockey and can only win best on best with gimmicks
>>158100700name a single time within the last quarter century
>>158100703>moves the goalposts
>>158100707>moves nothing>winsseriously name a single time a pure canadian team has won the cup within the last quarter century
>>158100716seriously name a single time a pure american team has won the cup within the last quarter century
>>158100716you are so fucking stupid. every team that wins the cup has more canadians than americans on them. when teams win, it's almost always because of the canadian contribution and not the american.
>>158100716oh that is easy, 2025now move those goalposts again lil' guy
>>158100719can't and never claimed to be able to>>158100720win a cup with a pure canadian team and >1993 will end
>>158100722>can't and never claimed to be able topathetic
>>158100721panthers won the cup that year try again
>>158100724>cries in gold medal
>>158100731lmao only took you 40 years
>>158100733so?
>>158100726staal was the mvp and stanky leg was the top scorer for the team, both canadian you retardhow come americans don't have any players they can look up to?
51 woke up on the wrong side of floor today
>>158100735means that it's more of a random weird anomaly than anything. no consistency >>158100739cope, you and your pathetic country have got nothing
>>158100738and? >1993
>>158100726no, im looking at sid holding the cup with a couple canadian flags around him
>>158100744what exactly are you meaning to say when you type "1993"?
>>158100742no it doesnt it means canada is washed>>158100745a cup not THE cup
>>158100742canada hasn't won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in over 33 yearscanada hasn't won the highest level International tournament in over 12 yeears
>>158100746it means the last year a canadian team managed to win THE cup
>>158100748>a cup not THE cupthat cup is way more prestigious than the one thrown into the ocean like a piece of trash
>>158100755how so
>>158100755ask mcdavid if thats true
>>158100757only one of its kind completed for by professional players in a scf format game
>copey thinks I neeed xer helpbro just stop posting
>>158100759oh wait are you talking about the allstar game again
>>158100753who cares about that? there are 32 teams and you're a stupid cuck if you decide to jump ship just because a team on your side of the border that isn't the one you cheer for wins
>>158100774yeah thats my point
>>158100772what do you mean when you say "allstar game" you stupid american?
Can we call about my flames now?
>>158100778you tell me
>>158100746That you're a faggot melting down again, Samir.
Idk what you're talking about but the Americans are wrong and the Canadians are right (as always)
>>158100780you lost 6-1 to the krakfags sybau
>>158100777so saying 1993 is fucking moronic then because more american teams don't win the cup every year than canadian teams
>>158100786you have no real response so you resort to name-calling like a retard
>>158100765>c-copeywhy would i give a shit about your posts retard. i couldn't give a fuck less about what you want to falseflag post all day.
>>158100791American run teams win more than canadian run teams yes we agree
>>158100796>if you lose for 36 and 12 years respectively, you winKWAB
>>158100796Ok, Samir. You stink bad.
>>158100798>tranny having a meltykawfb
>>158100807give that another shot bud kek. penguins lost again btw :)
>>158100801if you are saying that this means canada is worse than america at hockey, then you are wrong and stupid>>158100804still no response>>158100805STILL no response apart from name calling
>>158100812>tranny malding about penguscmtsu
>>158100813ya here's a response for ya bud:*x-factors you**pins you for a 3 count**crotch chops you 6x times in rapid succession*
>>158100820still no response, kwabwhy are americans such soft bitches?
Art of War says let the enemies fight themselfs.
>>158100813I''m saying the best teams combine American grit and business acumen with canadian skill and the last 30+ years back that up
>>1581008041) countries don't compete for cups, teams do2) canada is the most represented nationality on cup winning teams among players3) the above points are verifiably and objectively true and you just posting the same images that you normally do that repeat these facts don't discredit them whatsoever (but you probably will anyways, that or just non-relevant low iq replies because you have no real rebuttal so go ahead)
>>158100835oh i haven't posted a single image, your essay is therefore debunked
>>158100832well this I don't deny, but I don't see how it can be classified as a win for either country when it's a clear collaboration
>>158100838>essay is when 3 sentencescongrats on being retarded
>>158100841no shit fren
>>158100813The Samir melty continues, and stinks awful.
good morning frens
>>158100850>still just name calling like a middle schoolerhey do it again
I hate copey almost as much as I hate rapey
>>158100858both talk about hockey, unlike this poster>>158100850
never (You) me again
>>158100848well then fren, tell this to virulently anti-canadian americans that post here who don't agree with you and me on the subject
>>158100865sup nigga
Glad to see real retard hours alive and well in this economy
>>158100874
>>158100876kek and not a single yuro poster in sight
>>158100870they dont listen because they are retards
yankees suckkwab go flames
stfu c>>158100883opey
>>158100870I’m anti-french learn the difference
>>158100885salut chérie!si tu veux, on se "crosse le palet", comme en france, si tu vois ce que je veux dire...
McKenna is not a bust
>>158100885>doesn't even cen fr*chLARPer detected
copey rules and is my dear bro
>>158100899I’m not reading all that
>>158100852Good morning :)
I really thought candians were going to be humbled by losing to us in hockey but humility must not be a common trait north of the border either
>American shits and pisses and sits out on the team>team starts the season 3-0-1Americans, not even once.
>>158101002Hellebuyck is washed. He shouldn’t have whined
>>158100942
>>158101022Good point, I'm gonna need caffeine to deal with these hysterical leafs this early
Did Gary forget to schedule games for /hoc/'s Jackies?
>>158101035Gary said he’s simulating their games this year
Nice to see Levi evolving into something hopefully good as a Sabres fanAlso, impressed with the Jets' win over the Avs
>>158101040Connor was very impressive
>>158101022Thanks
dabres vs stors tonite :D
>>158101037They must take a long time to simulate
https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/50109198/nhl-2026-27-expansion-houston-texas-market-size-demographics-new-team
https://www.nhl.com/news/alexander-romanov-to-miss-rest-of-2026-2027-season
>>158101083Sad!
>>158101083still better than having dobson
>>158100910He needs more time and sleepovers
https://x.com/thepwhlofficial/status/2108196610840670476PWHL expansion team jerseys are up, fellow womenchads
>>158099545He's the greatest con man in NHL history; conned everyone into thinking he was the best goalie in the league, conned the Habs into an absurd contract, and conned them again by exaggerating an injury and refusing to rehab it for years
who will be the first coach to be fired and why is it sheldon keefe
trbrother wonbud wontrb lost
>>158100856OK, Samir. You stink awful.
>>158097688
>>158101255Samir queered off.
>>158101196Is Vegas going with a military theme?> I love all four setups, but when are they releasing the team names?
Your Samirs and your Buds and your TBGs/TRBs
Why hasn't helly been traded yet
>>158101349no one wants that fat fuck
>>158101349Manitoban prudishness
>>158101349>mentally ill goalie who under performs randomly and thinks extremely highly of themselves . Extremely common card so it will be hard to trade without grouping it with a bunch of other trash
Why are all goalies mentally ill
>>158101349Just traded Heaven for Hell#blessed
>>158101378they choose a career of stopping rubber bullets with their own body
>log onto hoc>trb bubblin up a stormthe guy never stops being mad KWAB
>>158101349Because Nikishin won't sign with the Jets
>>158101378They need to be autistic to succeed
>>1581010021993
>>158101378They have the most pressure out of anyone on the team as them to perform.All NHL goalies will have also spent 98% of their career as the best player in thier position on the team.They also get blamed by retards on /hoc/ for their teams poor defense constantly
>>158101227>laffs
>>158101354>laffs
the >laffsbot is broken again
>trb joins air force>delivers foodinstead of topgun he became topbun
so, I've been thinking it over and think that it would be a great idea to have a /hoc/ slumber party, and also that it should be Toronto Maple Leafs themed, and as a matter of professional courtesy, we should invite Gavin McKenna as /hoc/'s special celebrity guest >I now open the floor for public commentary
>>158101430thoughts on your loss to trbrother?
i hate rapey so fucking much bro's
>>158101450
Why can’t American players honor a contract?
thoughts?
men. am i right?
>>158101461contracts are inherently restrictive and impedes on an american's fundamental freedom
>>158101478We need to be better men
>>158101478our queen mel slaying it
>>158101478I like this gambit because it's a pure cashgrab and hockey jersey consumers are freaks who actually will buy two different jerseys
>>>I like this gambit
>>158101450>>158101478>trb is a facebook boomerKWAB
>>158101548so how did they break the news to you that you weren't getting the property?
>>158101399true
>>158101427Samir stanks.
>>158101437Thoughts on your ongoing meltdown and stank?
HIFK vs Jokerit for the first time in 12 years
>>158101629Neat. Hopefully HIFK wins
>>158101461Why can’t a team not be shit for a decade with no hope of improvement?
>>158101629They will have many future games after they’re relegated
>>158101639So true
>>158101629shame jokerit had to leave the khl. liiga is beneath them.
Our flames return tomorrow !!!!!
>>158101548i had a dream that the weird head piece thing Gambit wears became the new in fashion thing
What went wrong here
lil rito won
schizo queered off
>>158101708zegrass is my least favourite player
any good 32 thoughts currently?
budsbros!
I wish my Jackies would get to play a game :(
>>158101836they play tomorrow in primetime
I like canadians and canadian posters
>>158101862We've been off since Saturday :(
>>158099999>>158100000
>>158101879and then they play 3 games in 5 nights
>>158101836>>158101862Hope my penguins beat them (:
Devils are winning the 'up btw
>>158101922Source?
>>158101924See >>158101922
>>158101902I hope you lose :)
>>158101340the brapton battalion
>>158101924See >>158101935
Cats>dogs
>>158101935>>158101945See >>158101924
>>158101953See >>158101924
So many games. All of them shit
His Canucks play my Hurricanes tonight
By the way Marchand died in the hospital
>>158102004*Cancucks*Hurricaints
>>158101936Cope
>>158101922Right on brother!
I think the honorable thing for /hoc/ to do is deny our programming. Stop posting. Walk hand in hand into extinction, one last game night. Brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.
I think I didn’t ask
>>158101980Interesting pairing in Nevada tonight
sharks r playn 2nite
>>158102114The golden showers will shower in the laffs
sharks? tranny teamkraken? tranny teamnyla? has aidstony? still
copey? lost
>>158102021How many times do you guys think he posted that image? Must be nearing the thousands by now
why does tochett still hate michkov so badly?
>>158102156At this point I hope it's him
bump
How the fuck is Marchand out week to week
should I shower before work or just wipe my armpits, crotch, and asshole with a dude wipe?
>>158102207you could have showered already
>>158102207I usually don’t bother with either
I fill my bathtub up a few inches and dunk my asshole and balls in for a wash
>>158102122such an awful picture of himI have higher expectations from your posts
>>158102242cope its a cool pic
Thinking about going to the fair today
>>158102245Extremely overexposed and makes him look fat
>>158102251take your best girl and win her a stuffed bear
>>158102207Shower. What if a cutie catches you sniffing her seat?
>>158102251Have fun fren
>The Sabres are on a 19-0-3 run against Western Conference opponents, their last regulation loss coming Dec. 8 in Calgary.Wew. LFG Dabres! :D
>>158102122Best shorks jersey right here tbqhwyf
>>158101708>outscored by Bouchard alone
>>158101708My opinion is that they aren't scoring enough goals, and that they are giving up too many goals
Samir rules
>>158102431We need to get you on the panel asap.
>>158102431Do you have any advanced stats to back up such an outrageous claim?
McJesus is gonna have 200+ points this season and Boushart is gonna score 50 goals only to lose Ducks or Knights in round 2 of the ploffs
>>158102332>regulation lossmaximum copelosing is losing
Most evil team?
>>158102463>laffs
debbies bros...?
>>158102463In OT yesBut you shouldn't be penalized for losing Gary's minigame
>>158102472What a chud
>>158102472Why are the Hughes brothers the biggest bleeding vaginas in the sport?
what does jessica campbell smell like
>>158102482Milk
>>158102474>But you shouldn't be penalized for losing Gary's minigameBoth teams should be punished for not ending the game in regulation
>>158102472>source: mildcuck beat reporterSHAN'T be taking this seriously
>>158102488I can get behind this take
>>158102487fresh?
>>158102482Still reeks of Malmö
alexa play titanium by david guetta
>>158102464Patriots, by default. Luckily, the Brady era is over. Chiefs are now the current most evil team.
>>158102524that song sucks
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>>158102472Hughes faggot brothers are like these nba players
I
G
Austin Mathews
my debbies :)
Poor anon thought he was in the en ef el thread kek
chuds btfo
>>158102454Gary told me
>>158102156
love these
>you get 2 years in prison for the robbery>and the victim gets 2 years for calling the police and embellishing
>>158102655Bongs be like
How is Celebrini already injured
>>158102472I leaked at least a month ago the Hughes bros will be linking up in utah
>>158102472This league is the most nepobaby of any sport. I swear I see the same names getting new jobs at the same league over and over. Dying sport. Even fucking random women with no prior sports experience because their dad is some player from the 80s. Fuck.
>>158102674competitive minor hockey is very political and these people all come from that world
>>158102568>>158102571>>158102576IGGY!
>>158102662Psychic/grass types are very weak.
celebrini good times come onlet's celebrini
>>158102674The league needs to hire fresh blood from Europe
/hoc/ we have to save /sp/>>158093104
>>158101862i don't use electricity on fridays
>>158102662Twink
>she’s bad because she has a vagina
>>158102717this. and also she has a woman brain.
>>158102717who are you cowardly avoiding giving a (You) to you cowardly bitch? KWACB (kek what a cowardly bitch)!
>>158102717She just needs to use her vagina tactically. Enforcers and pests can smell blood on the ice, and it makes them more aggressive. So she just needs to time her period up with important games.
sven's definition of woman is "has a vagina". they're just men with vaginas. makes you wonder if sven himself is a woman
>giving a (You) to someone who doesn't give (You)sshiggidy diggidy diddily doo
heem ALL swedesgas ALL finns
>women can have penises
>>158102717mrw I get a hand job
>>158102731I am a generous man with plenty of (you)s to go around. I offer them freely, as I come from the land of the free.
Science explains everything
Call on me, call on meCall on me, call on meCall on me, call on meCall on me, call on meCall on me, call on meCall on meI'm the same boy I used to be
>>158102731you just added yourself to the cowardly bitch list, while I stand confidently upon Mount Generosity as the Great (You) Purveyor
>>158102743can it explain the love i have for hockey?
>>158102741You're a raped "man" who lost to bud, Mitch, a burrito, and your brother
>>158102743Has the science gotten to a point where I can see the puck?
>>158102745that song sucks
Seasons ending tonight: >hasbs>flylels>cantpucks>blackcocks>flims>laffs
>>158102736and other lies i tell myself while rubben the benis
>>158102759umm the flims season is already over sweetie...
>>158102759Wait, the >laffs were still in contention? I thought they had already been mathematically eliminated?
>>158102662He didn't get his summer training from jumbo joe
>>158102753great post *thumbs up*
>>158102759it's true it's do or die for my habbies tonight
>>158102769>ynr gare bear calling Joe Thornton "Dumbo"
>>158102759My cantpucks will be fine. The Hurricanes are frauds.
>>158102759my debbies are next on this list to be 2bh with you
>>158102770>>158102753samequeer
>>158102759Yeah?
I find it really funny that the PWHL hates Detroit so much they made a troon website to donate to troon charities every time they score a goal. That PWHL team is the Golden Knights of their shitty league.
>>158102688Jen
>>158102778>ynr don calling that finn dog food
>>158102778this was 100% intentional
>>158102808Why
ah ah! i can't wait for wage end and watch hoc with the boys! ah ah!
>>158102903haha that zamboni is making some purr-fect ice!
>>158102986JEN!
>>158102903>>158102991Our Kitties are not playing tonight tho
Is this the longest we gone without a shootout?
>>158102899https://puckhate.com/
>>158103066Wait we haven’t had one?
>>158103066took 10 days into the season for one in 2024-2025
Only and hour and 15 minutes until wage cucking ends
>>158103126
>>158103132Me in the image
still [unknown amount of time] until i ask
>5:30 est quitting time Imagine the traffic
mfw when there's good games on today
>traffic>he has to sit in the goy linesremote chads we keep on winning
>rags
>>158103177>Nothing on my end
Got some trashy vapour refreshments for the vegass game
>>158102899(Tragic News) Girls can be chuds too
laffs are gonna make vegass look like gods tonight if they struggled against trashville
>>158103202I got some BuzzBalls
>>158103222I want to throttle the performative bitch taking this photo
>>158103202how vegas is "24 expired dos equis pineapple cheladas"
>>158103228Calm down badass
>>158103222John has never done anything to deserve this treatment
>>158103232how long past expiration?
>>158103232No hobla esponol
>>158103221>Britta Curl-SalemmeWhat in the FUCK is that name?
>>158103093Yeah>>158103107Oh
>>158103223Those are great for booze cruising
>>158103242>John has never done anythingCorrect
>>158103238pipe down or you're next *pops collar and walks off*
>>158103223I used to see those things by the checkout so often, but I never tried one. What even are they?
>>158103242Why did take the c from him then
>>158103281>>158103281>>158103281New
>>158103284To retain NHL superstar Austin Matthews
