The eleven million dollar man edition
Nick Daicos
postmaxxing after the grand final is a death sentence for alfsorry cricjeet anon, in australia we make a newy at 5 hundo, faggot
ignore all false flagging threadmaxxing faggots
might go to look for a nice reed diffuser for my bathroom
>Get involved in a criminal scandal that sees you suspended from the game>Still under police investigation> . . .>Double your pay
>>158099281cringe newfriend
>>158099241
>>158099336>Kicked in the head>Came away without a scratchBASED and BLESSED.Normally people break bones and end up looking munted.
>>158099368It was a good handball that didn't account for Pendlebury being a 38 year old geriatric who accelerate.
North are pathetic
>>158099377nice cope faggot
>>158099324Werenโt all charges dropped?
>>158099429No, it's still being investigated. It was supposed to be late October when there's potentially an update.
>>158099441Great tackle that was defeated by performance enhancing oil.Would honestly like to see the baby oil arm shit outlawed. Sweat only.
>>158099440Theyre not getting charged with anything sweetheart
>>158099469>Melbourne Divisional Response Unit have charged a man after a plate of food was thrown at a woman and child at the AFL preliminary final in September.>The 34-year-old man has been charged with two counts of aggravated assault and one count of throw missile.If that's a plate of Nachos, what would a physical strike be worth? corrr.
>>158099454>performance enhancing oil
>>158099486Why do players slather their arms in baby oil if it doesn't give them an advantage?
>>158099478>>158099469
>>158099497>Highest profile case this century>Violence against women, Australia says... okay?
>>158099507she was a fucking hooah
>>158099520So?
A-League starts in a week
>>158099546literally could not give less of a fuck
>>158099507youre delusional brotherits all but over, maybe some jail time or community service for the prozzies
>>158099546looking forward to the a league genny
what's the going rate of three slaps these days
hehwharfie time
I just discovered he's the son of the 90s norf player Blakey, how'd they fuck that up
>>158099648he nommed swans
Oh he grew up in Sydney while his dad worked there fair enough
>>158099546go preston iykwim haha
Why can't we make kino like Frieren:Beyond Journey's End?It feels like we can't make anything.
>>158099233 STITCHYUP NAH U R FUKKDFUK ORF CUNT GET MUH CUZOFUKYUP CANT
>BREAKING: After Port Adelaide and Western Bulldogs have been unable to strike a deal, Zak Butters has agreed to join Essendon on a record deal. It will see Essendon trade picks 1, 15 and a future 1st for the Port Adelaide star.
>>158099324THATS HOW THE BUSINESS OF SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT WORKS N TWERKS BABY DOLLA DOLLA BILLS YALL UP THERE CAZAYLEE, THAT SOUNDS LIKE A STRIPPER HAHAHALETS GET SOME STRIPPERZZZZZZU OSSIES ARE ALRIGGGHT
>>158099720lmao
north are really going to an hero over a meme winger
>>158099720Sick, butters finna drop some bars? but what about footy? #whiteboysummer
>>158099720WHERE?
boss given me and the lads tomorro off bc client was so pleased at work done, leaving positive reviews on websites, you'd think he just ate an organic foresskin hand-fed to him by whoever jews find hot. a day off, fully paid off the cuff. crazy times indeed.
>>158099767crisp one nation staffer
>>158099771no offense but these posts are never funny
IF norf land blakeyTHEN they will play wildcards in 2027
>>158099778crisp bullying victim
>client was happy
>>158099720
FYI all the trades are going to happen in the last hour of trade week.
>>158099803lance stroll may be aboriginal
doing some absolutely lethal farts. they smell so fucking bad
Think my iggs are going to lose trade week.
>>158099812thanks i think a lot of us here will be relieved now that we know this is going to happen
>>158099840happy to allay any uncertainty you feel
>>158099832nah we're still winning. gryers told us to fuck off and saved m*tthew cl*rke from himselfthe cunt wouldve definitely given up pick 3 for him
>>158099850We are keeping Clay Hall on the list. We gave all these spuds another year or more. I agree over paying for a bunch of role players is stupid but we should still offload these spuds and go to the draft this year rather than wait for the most compromised draft in history to get rid of spuds.
>>158099850dumb ass alert
>>158099799yes, the person who pays us is the client. they were happy. ask your mum, she'll be uptodate with the correct terminology. but i'm getting the impression you've never pleased anyone before, hence the kneejerk reaction to soijak. its out of fear confusion and anxiety, maybe a bit of shame in there as well.
Jason Cripps got JHF out of Norf and he WILL be getting us Dougie Cochrane and there's nothing the VFL Freemasons can do about it!
>>158099881lot of words that
>>158099899>Jason Cripps got JHF out of Norf and he WILL be getting us Dougie Cochrane and there's nothing the VFL Freemasons can do about it!Why are you crediting Cripps with getting you Cochrane? Credit whoever found out he was 0.00002% Aboriginal.Once that happened (and Port were shit) they always had the picks needed to match him.
>>158099881
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4uUPW4zfy3c
Nick Blakey DESPERATE to move to Victoria so that he doesn't miss any of his court appearances.
>>158099935>The KirkโWard Medal, formerly known as the Brett Kirk Medal,[1] is awarded to the player deemed to be the best player on the ground after the Sydney Derby, contested between Greater Western Sydney and Sydney.Isn't Kirkward Spongebob's neighbour?
WE ARE BREEETTTT KIIIIRK, WE CARRY THE FLAME!
>>158099783kek'd hard
>AFL turning down Port-Bulldogs Mega-launderoh no no no Porties. Better bend over for the Doggies, there are no side deals allowed.
Matt Clarke just on radio.West Coast aren't able to find a second high pick so they will now make bringing Rivers in the biggest priority. Willing to use multiple seconds if needed.Very keen to add Broad to the backline.Believes Hall is ready to blossom with more exposureWill look strongly at bringing in delisted free agentsRapt to re-sign Flynn - a real culture guy.Said the idea of CDT and HVH together is "pretty seductive to be honest"
>>158099959
>>158099959>Believes Hall is ready to blossom with more exposurePretty sure he's been retired for 15 years. Is McQualter okay over there?
*revs up afl evo 2 and starts new coaching career with team of custom anime characters*Might need to grab some beers for this.
Blakey looks like a hillbilly bum rapist
>looks like
Welcome to Arden Street, Leatherface!
>>158099862kek based this spastic comes with his own alert
positives about daylight savings??
suns up til 9
>>158099997>muh heckin' nightlife!
Melbourne (the city) is so fucking based
How has St Kilda been around for so long and somehow still have no soul?
>>158100019St Kilda has SOVL.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-xV56xXAAI
>>158100025Soulless franchise just like Gold Coast, GWS, Adelaide and West Coast
>>158100031
ever been to st kilda the place? it's grim as fuck. absolute garbage place.
>>158100040Misso likes going there for the beach when itโs warm and I fucking hate it
SEVEN CLUB ULTRA GIGA ATOMIC TRADE
>>158100044Turned down by the AFL because it's dodgy as fuck. Draft tampering investigation to start instead.
Whats up, fellas?
THOUGHTS ON EACH SUBURB EACH TEAM IS NAMED AFTER:>AdelaideNever been>BrisbaneNever been>CarltonReally nice old houses and buildings>CollingwoodGay capital of Melbourne>EssendonShithole full of upper middle class wankers who canโt afford to live in Toorak or Malvern>FremantleNever been but wasnโt Bon Scott born there?>GeelongActually really like Geelong and would live there if I could. Way better than Melbourne>Gold CoastOverpriced shithole. Go to Bali or Thailand instead>HawthornNever been>MelbourneLegitimately a good city and fun place to walk around in>North MelbourneReally only makes me think of the hospitals>Port AdelaideNever been>RichmondFucked traffic>St KildaStreet walkers>SydneyNever been>PerthNever been>FootscrayGreat food
>>158100040I went to Luna park last week, was actually more fun than i remembered
>>158100031>west coast>soulless Pick one
>dis guy doesn't know what a suburb is
>>158100001Arenโt you the same bloke who whinges about >โmuh heckin early morning cultureโ
>>158100076>not even named after a city>not one of the WAFL teams >no history before they joined the AFLYes, soulless
>>158100064Crisp anti travel sperg
>>158100084Soul isn't just about provenance. Also you gotta start somewhere.
>>158100069Absolute based physics teacher took us there for a class trip and gave us an assignment based on the rides
Fat bitches: God's greatest creation
>will other countries follow australia in limiting immigration>Is this the end of the indian??>and also the chinamen??we're truly full of their shit
Is it gay to wank to the 2 dicks 1 pussy thread on /gif/?
>>158100090Based Sudo
>>158100099Why is there a James Sicily, Mason Cox and Nick Daicos thread in /gif/ and why are you wanking to it?
>>158100099Yes. Porn makes you gay.
>>158100000This was a solid get and no one acknowledged it
>he doesn't know what a solid get is
>>158100117apparently this kid is one of carlshit's best players
>>158100000 CHecked
i've not had a good day
POST 18 TRADE MEGA DEALS. NOW
>>158100140wanna talk about it?
>>158100052the sky
>>158100160thats none of your concern
>>158100160no but sui may
>>158100160its an interesting discussion youre honor
got in a fight with the lawnmower and lost
>>158100172crisp the lawn
sick of online toxicity
>>158100172crisp pillbug
Imagine being a gay guy and having an infatuation with banana instead of taco
>>158100175 reading this gave me a breaf feeling of nostalgia
>>158100172go electric
do you guys wear protection while youre mowing the lawns?
>>158099276crisp tradie
>>158100200I wear protective glasses when doing the edges
IFits hard enough for two spastic clubs to agree on a tradeTHEN7 club mega trades are simply pure fantasy
my molly tbqh
>>158100219good golly
Give me 3 reasons why Brisbane shouldn't consider Danielle Laidley for head coach.
>>158100226of their aflw program?
>>158100232Does that girl have a penis?
>>1581002261. He's a tranny2. I'm transphobic3. Dew
>>158100219love this slut
if your bf is shaved smooth and soft skinned like a gf why not just get a gf?
how are women so fucking hot
>>158100242the better question is why not just root a guy if theyre smooth, soft skinned and cute
>>158100232fat slut and a faggot
>>158100247That is a good question actually
>>158100232>yeah mate i want that 60s lino pattern grandma had in her kitchen right on my thigh thanks
>>158100247because men are not naturaly smooth, soft skinned or "cute"also where do you put your penis if there's no vagina?
>>158100256kek caught me off gaurd
>>158100258theyre ass i'd assume
>>158100274the anus hole is an exit road only
>>158100258Up the arsehole mate
>>158100278Says who?
imagine fucking molly o'donohue up the arse
>>158100284says millions of years of evolution and the torrent of literal shit that is waiting if you attempt to drive up the wrong way
>>158100290t. Closeted fag
>>158100290>millions of years of evolutiongot a shred of evidence to support this?
>>158100298that's common knowledge champ
I see the intellectuals of aus/pol/ have joined us
currently shitting
>>158100300can't take you or your redditesque sucking off of science seriously until you utilise commas where they're warranted, champ-agne charlie.
currently swanning
currently swooning
currently smirking whilst smoking sexily
there should be an aus/gay/ general
Watching dashcams
crazy how there isnt two australians that talk about soccer on here
>>158100327any funny tradie spaz outs?
>>158100325there probably is on /soc/
Not a dons fan but this cunts shameless, was a contracted player btwhttps://youtu.be/E0xLp-AzxhM?si=Bwj_EEADfM9uJuRC
>>158100298that's common knowledge chimp
>he's not even trying to fuck teenagers now, why wouldn't you want him!
>>158100333i'm a tradie and i find your nonstop spazzing out about people like me sorta funny.
>>158100333Yeah a couple, plus their trailers are always falling off and stuff falling out there utes
Punch tradies in the fucking head.
>>158100340
>>158100346how long did it take you to type that out champ
>>158100350you can't you won't we terrify you and everyone knows it, dearie.
>>158100315ram your punctuation up your arse as well sodomite scum
Need to get back into fishing
i've knocked off, 3 day weekend has begun. therefore, im not counting, adding up, measuring or any other kind of calculation other than a blanket assumptuion of "the rightf amount of whatever"
>>158100367what rod and tackle do you use, also what fish do you like to fish
*loads up your pizza with a metric ton of shredded ham so you can't taste anything else*
>>158100172based shit haircut haver
>>158100381I want to find a way to prepare carp to make it yummy
>>158100172Yer pinching me jokes, son.
>>158100405according to wogs you let it live in a bucket of fresh water which you change out several times then cook it in a stew/soup
>>158100405Ice them immediately after catching. The shit taste is caused by histamines.
jade ellenger is a 3 that carries herself like a 10
love her
>>158100210Port pulled off that rinse of Norf and the Iggs for JHF and WillieAnything's possible
>>158100422out of 10!
pushed too hard with that fart and splattered me jocks. fucks sake. jocks are in the sink and the fucken flat stinks of shit. fucken fuming
>>158100462throw the foxtel box in there
>>158100462what a stitchup
I'm officially a chubby chaser
>>158100473you are n't a chubbie chaser pal you just recognised you need to play in your own league
>>158100473seen some absolute porkers lose weight turn into hottiesi want this project too
>>158100473based high test pig hunter
legal hsgf pauline
>>158100473king shit. I've taken down some mammoth bitches in my time
big girls just make better wives and mothers, simple as
>>158100485one nation shill begone
>>158100487a chubby 6/10 homebody who thinks she's a 4/10 is the ideal wife but people get caught up in chasing 7.5/10s who think they are 10s
does anyone really like the gold coast as a place? it's a bit fake and plastic innit
>>158100492sorry champ forgot it was alf here you go xir
trent rivers welcome to the eyrie
>>158100497get bent pencil dick
>>158100485imagine her cute little moans as he ate her pussy out
>>158100495it's great if your a retarded tradie numbskull dogfucking bogan
>>158100497cunt belongs at the end of a rope
>>158100495I went like 20+ years ago as a kid. was alright, def fake. the meter maid girls were cute. I remember sunshine coast being nice
only attractive people who were chads in high school should be allowed to be politicians
7 club MEGA deal PHAWOR
give it to me straight alf, who won the Marshall trade?
What are you blokes finna do for the next 5 months
>>158100525same thing
why the fuck were port wearing white shorts in the 2004 gf, they were the home team
>>158100525same thing I do every year, pretend I'll quit watching this dog shit sport and do something with my life then start shitposting again out of shame once March rolls around
This power sperg is always having a sook about something
>>158100532I'm gonna start watching afl again next year. 4 matches per round. Might even buy kayo
Found tradie hater's twitter https://x.com/RobertoSatire/status/2105944031394218430
pooing pellets
>tradie upset someone didnt fall for his scam
>>158100544>perform services at an agreed price>scamLol
>>15810054790% off the population are smart enough not to fall for it so they prey on poor nanzastradie scum
>>158100508>your
Fuck tradies up the arse, kick them, fucking spit on them
>do work yourself and save thousands>OI NAH YOU CANT YOU NEED A LOICENSE MATE
>>158100548>90% off the population are smart enoughmy sides
we need to wrap our arms around the tradies
the amount of spit, steam, semen and stench combined must be both amazing in its volume and yet horrifying to behold.
>>158100561Wrap them around their throats?
punch tradies in the fucking head
>>158100561I think the butthurt the antitradiesperg is suffering is terminal and no amount of arms wrapped in any positionn will help. cunt is actually going to die of seethe. rip in pieces sweet princess.
It is quite staggering to me that Australia is now the only country on earth with a convicteed serial killer out kn parole to to live a goo life ..Cooked
>>158100535it's dey culcha
staggering to me that australia is the only country where manual low skilled workers are worshipped
>noooooo you tried to get boak like 15 years ago>we wont trade with you forever nowliterally a sperg club
>>158100591hark yakka and a hard earned thirst for Victoria Bitter etc.
>>158100573>>158100358
>>158100591because its harder than sitting on your bum sending emails and pretending to look busy.
tradie time
go to bed champ im sure you have a 16 year old to abuse tomorrow
>>158100600im better than you because my work sucks moreodd
my instagram feed mogs yours
>>158100620yeah i bet its full of big buff guys ya big poof
>>158100620>subscribing to the lens of feminismWhy
>sack clarko for making a joke about arse slapping>offer millions to one of the offendersim fed up of this clown world we live in
>>158100493>a chubby 6/10 homebody who thinks she's a 4/10 is the ideal wifePretty sure I've said something to this effect here before but regardless it's spot on.
>>158100600Work smarter, not harder.
Oh my god, I seriously just want to beat someone up. Like injure some body really fucking badly from a swinging punch to the rib cage
>>158100647start with your local dickhead tradie
>>158100647usual tradie heading home to his misso after been at the pub all night
>>158100647Crisp Sam Wood
ive been talking to myself all night and im going to bed nowexpect this thread to die
>>158100666We really didnโt need this thread. We shouldโve just postmaxxed in the other thread
>>158100007t. Mandeep Inmapant
>>158100647you won't do shit you noodle armed queer
>>158100647R U OK
>>158100647Bell St Maccas. 15 minutes. I'll beat your arsehole up, poofter.
>>158100594fucking basedtradies were the only ones to take stand against dictator dan too
mornโ gabloos xhttps://www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideos/s/lIBHgL0dKV
>>158100647take it out on this faggot >>158100697
>>158100752Based
>googoogaagaa
https://youtu.be/Qb91OznXzbg
i would stomp on all of your throats for a bag of prawn crackers
>>158100855sorry m8, ate the last of the prawny chips.
>>158100535there's more than one and you're having a sook about pootGODs so you're more pathetic than any of them
>>158100692good times
>>158100903kยฃk forgot about based bikechad
i don't recall an office workers protest during covid tyranny
come to think of it there was no mass NEET protest either
I tried to eat a 1.5 kg coles pasta bake in a single sitting and threw up all over myself. This is some sort of fucked self-abuse.I hate my life.
>>158100903just bunch of hired goons that bought hi vis according to the media
This sunday every aussie in the shire get down to north cronulla
>>158100903>Tradies>One Nation orangeThinking our /pol/ blowies have done their head in over this picture.
Dying moments of the 2026 grand final are the best four minutes I've experienced that didn't involve premature ejaculation.
>>158101242the bane hawks prelim ending was just as kino tbqh
>>158101061hate you too fuckhead
>>158100000Wasted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOFIuJwIiJQ
Early morning start on the site, gotta beat the rainthen pub for lunch with the boys
why hasn't someone made a tradie apu in hi vis and banging hammer
>>158100697
based kaneo saying hawks didn't buy what they thought they were buying with zerrett
Good morning alf
Hsgfs waiting at the bus stop and talking about the parties they'll be going to tonight
>>158103589Pics?
>>158100513Normal, attractive people dont become politicians. It's almost exclusively the domain for weirdos who were bullied in school or people with weird or niche political views they want to enforce on others. As someone who used to date the daughter of an actual politician I got to know them and people in their circles. Almost 100% of people involved are weirdos to some degree. And you have to be to willingly want to enforce your will on millions of people.
>>158103602No, you fucking creep
>>158103516yeah merrett will be lucky to start with the hawks tbqhwyfand ben king is a plodder too, should have let the cunt rot at cold toast. he is maybe a replacement for chol until gunston retires, then you have a worse gunston in king kek
>>158103589Corr if they need a root tonight they can hit me up
This sunday every aussie in the shire get down to st kilda beach
Ran out of instant coffee so lining up in the drive thru coffee with the other soys and goys
You put the bet on?
>>158103733why not drink a decent coffee for once
>>158103743neil erasmus joined the thread!
>>158103743Which bet>>158103751I like instant far more than any โreal coffeeโ
I love the way shitting feels when Iโve consumed an adequate amount of fibre.
>Sevenโs Tom Morris is reporting St Kilda is willing to part with three first-round picks for Nick Blakey. >After dealing Rowan Marshall to Geelong for a first-round pick on Thursday, the Saints now hold Picks 8 and 14 in Novemberโs draft, as well as future first-rounders in 2027 and 2028. lmao
>>158103607we need an Augustus
>>158104136Crisp. Just need to add a few more flankers to their list.
>>158100697kekkles
>>158104165dont humour him
>>158104188seb is a friend of the podcast
I'm sure st kilda paying another player over a milly a year will work this time
FIVE CLUB MEGA GIGA ULTRA SUPER HYPER TURBO MONSTER COLOSSAL GALACTIC COSMIC OMEGA ULTIMATE SUPREME MAXIMUM INFINITE ETERNAL IMMORTAL DIVINE CELESTIAL ASTRAL QUANTUM NUCLEAR ATOMIC THERMONUCLEAR INTERSTELLAR INTERGALACTIC UNIVERSAL MULTIVERSAL OMNIVERSAL TRANSCENDENT LEGENDARY MYTHICAL GODLIKE TITANIC GARGANTUAN ENORMOUS GIGANTIC MASSIVE HUMONGOUS COLOSSAL MONUMENTAL MAMMOTH BEHEMOTH LEVIATHAN APOCALYPTIC CATACLYSMIC EARTHSHATTERING WORLDBREAKING UNIVERSE-ENDING REALITY-BENDING TIME-WARPING SPACE-RIPPING DIMENSION-SHATTERING UNSTOPPABLE UNBREAKABLE UNTOUCHABLE UNBEATABLE UNBELIEVABLE UNFATHOMABLE UNIMAGINABLE UNREAL INSANE DEMENTED UNHINGED BERSERK RABID FERAL SAVAGE BRUTAL RUTHLESS RELENTLESS FEARLESS LIMITLESS BOUNDLESS ENDLESS TIMELESS PEAK PRIME ELITE APEX ALPHA SIGMA PLATINUM DIAMOND MEGA-GIGA-ULTRA-SUPER-HYPER-TURBO-OMEGA TRADE
>>158104342the duality of bane
If you can't support us at our worstYou don't deserve to support us at our best
>>158104146Augustus rose to power after a long and Brutal civil war off the back of another long and Brutal civil war years earlier and was the adopted son of the former popular dictator. Not to mention the hundreds of thousands of soldiers personally loyal to him. Such circumstances do not even remotely exist in Australia. We are far to stable.
>>158104289crisp every MCU plot
palehorse on full blast and black coffeegma
>>158104855pauline will be our julius and kick shit off
Making osso bucco
>>158104930Gina is her CrassusWho is her Pompey Magnus?
>"Richmond as it stands right now is not keen to deal with Collingwood on Jayden Short. They believe Craig McRae has been working behind the scenes on Short during the season. If Short wants to leave, another club might need to come to the table or Collingwood needs to offer up a first round selection." lmao sly fly
This is must watchโฆ so powerful https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSbsxWyju/
are ypu okay rulesperg
I'll fuck somebody up I swear to god I will. Go Pies
>>158104949>principled yet misguided defender of the old valuesbased tones
>>158104967Collingwood are a bunch of snakes. Give them nothing
>>158105799Assuming this involves Butters, this does not seem to benefit Port much.
>>158105869Port generally bend over and take it up the arse during the trade period
>>158105799what the absolute fuck is this shit
Will you blokes be going somewhere to get a glimpse of the Aurora Australis tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Bk7JP7kUY
any AFL stat before 2012 doesn't count
abolish traffic lights
>>158105799Has Geelong consented to this yet???
>>158106225>0:20 is that albo in the middle row?
NORFIESWE GOT HIM
Essendon are a dark horse for next year
>>158106973crisp coma recoverer
>>158106973
>>158105799>>158105869I could be reading it wrong but don't they get 3 extra firsts out of this?? 6 goes to 4 but otherwise they're looking pretty good. I guess they're tassie firsts though
Anyone at Pax today?
Nick Blakey, you are a Kangaroo
reddit is really melting down about nick blakey being offered more money
kangapoos are top 10 boundcongrats
the bulldogs are the worst run team in the league
>>158107140They would probably be late first round picks
Love to read about redditors suffering with their mortgage now, hope they end up in a tent with their fuckin furbaby.
Stkilda are the worse run team in the leagueThrow out an embarrassingly high bid for Larkey and still get denied. Fold that club
>>158106041I went to the beach last two times and didnt see shit, I just didn't wait long anough for the first one that was the good one
It's going to be fucking hilarious when the poos don't get a piss easy fixture and rank lower next year
>>158099708crazy how everyone who owns a car like this is in debt
I hope all the bad teams start doing well soon.
>>158107383I'll be waiting with $200k to buy an investment property then charge record high rent
>>158107153Poor bloke.You'd think he'd avoid victoria after the incident.
>>158107467TRVKEthey are a blight on the league
crig in 5 hours bwos
>>158107932Shall be watching Aussies get peemed
OH NO NO NO NO
>.<
>>158108343ftabros........
>>158108343>>158108378Shall be watching on my kayo account
Bulldogs fleece half the league in this one
>>158104136>Blakey rejects St Kilda due to what they did to Rowan Marshallkekekek
>>158108484Bulldogs look like the biggest losers there?
>>158108655they get butters ya dingus
>>158108665He's not listed in the picture?
>>158108745him going to the dogs id the reason for the HYPER GIGA INFINITY STONE DEAL in the first place you obtuse, obese cunt
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DeB0oknJs3u/
>>158107826was that the strippers name? maybe hes going to slip her his lizard wizard up her gizzard?
you lot really need to pick up the posting
>>158109284Weโre in cric
>>158109284too fat, cant reach.
Aus vs SA 1st test starts at 6:30pm tonight
>>158108343Not sure if I should pay $30 for whatโs likely to be only a few days of cricket
>>158109300>womens cricketmicksperg and I are in the 'cord watching the rhythmic gymnastics on sbs. he's gooning, i'm mining data.
>>158108879Each trade needs to stand on its own merits.What you're suggesting is draft tampering and will see all the clubs involved stripped of draft picks.
>>158109342Don't really care about the cricket anymore. Kinda impressive how they've managed to kill the game.
>>158109418how many merrett's left to trade?
>>158108343>why is cricket dying?
>>158109441who is 'they'
some of the aflw pride guernseys genuinely look dope as fuck, especially the pies one
dosn devs gf 2028
>>158109594might skip playing this round
>>158100087Ayy, me too bud
>>158106973More like darkieโs turd
Australianised Asian gf 2027
I'm cultivating an aesthetic
Remember when we all got free kayo for a year
>>158109897top right maybe, the rest are ghouls
>>158109919it was a mistake we will never repeat again
>>158109919I cancelled my plan and they gave me 12 months for $20 (total)
>>158109897The gf bottom right
>>158109965how many blokes do you think she sucked off at the wedding
>>158109555stop asking questions you hindiphobic chud
wtf
>>158109975Shut up
>>158110002applied for a prenup yet mate
>>158110013kek
>>158109897Did the bride really release this picture? She looks like she hit a wall here.
>>158109965she looks like she does nothing outside of using social media and watching reality tv
>>158110024I checked out her onlyfans content the other night and she has a terrible rigskinny but very alien like, and terrible bolt-onsand the face doesnt save her at all
>>158110034>>158110039alwnsg
shut up you dick
>>158110039>Looking at another man's wifeabsolutely haram
>>158109897cosmetic surgeons love them
>>158109897fuckin hell she looks 57
>>158110120out of 10!
>AI has killed off the graphics designer changing players jumper during trade season
>>158110169Butters unironically looks better in port colours
>>158110186cool winter complexion, doesn't suit bright light bold colours well, port's black//white/teal was almost perfect for him
>>158109897>>158110120Average porn star life expectancy is like 38 or something. Granted drugs are a factor in the industry but getting railed by literally thousands of men destroys the body and the soul.
>>158110169F L E E C E D
>>158110169what do i think of this?
>>158110222Either you're sad for photoshop monkey or glad he's been replaced by something that can do it better and quickeryour choice
>>158110210Some decent ones have hero'd themselves recently.
>>158110248Good
>>158110241i meant the trade kek
bulldogs midfield gonna be scary good
>>158110169They probably have TAFE certs out the wazoo too
>>158110260The best in the league next year
>>158110259Port should have been made to either accept the compo or force a trade instead of that have it both ways mega deal crap they've got away with, but that's just me.
>>158110241id imagine it would still be the same person doing the ai anyway just no longer needed to manually do it.
>>158110260they'll choke like usualspud team full of spud players
>>158110270The deal they made is completely separate to the butters free agency. Can port not make any trades this year because one player is leaving?
>>158110169>Spend all year posturing that you're going to force a trade instead of accepting the compo>End up accepting the compokwab
>>158109897What percentage of the women in this photo do porn?
>>158110306too many
>>158109982Werenโt these things like 150 bucks a few years ago?
>>158110306i hope top right does
>>158110260Just swapping Libba for Butta innit?
>>158110250It's sad bro. They coulda been normal girls that had a normal life but got sucked into the porn game at young age when they were vulnerable by evil parasites and then when they are used up of every ounce of worth they are thrown aside and the revelation they've committed much of their life to evil is often too much to bear.
>>1581102605th and another top 4 missed opportunity LOOMS
>>158110312The current graphics card you have will be the last you can ever afford
Ben King to Hawthorn done deal.Hawks pay nothing.Gold Coast receive pick 7 as compo.#freetradeshawthorn
>>158110332lucky i bought a 4070ti super a couple years ago
>>158110318Pretty much, but Libba was out injured/cooked most of the year.Dogs were flag favourites last year until Darcy's knee blew up, so they'll likely be flag favourites again until R8 or so.They also got a new defender, so that's part of their biggest weakness patched (maybe).
realising I could save so much money living off of Aldi's 90c tuna cans
>>158110372Enjoy your mercury poisoning retard
>>158110361They literally only lost to the crows because they couldn't kick straight. Not sure how another mid or defender fixes that
>>158110312they didn't have 16GB of RAM
>>158110385lmao
>>158110380>They literally only lost to the crows because they couldn't kick straight.Darcy will be back and can kick straight. He'll get the top defender which will let Naughton ski.Combined with an even better midfield they'll get more chances to score.Adelaide got pumped a week later by 50 odd, so are Butters, Darcy and Butts worth 50+ points per game?[spoiler]Probably[/spoiler]
Any worthless fucking dumb cunt spastic retards in?
>>158110385Reminds me of that tragedy
kek
>It's an 8 year window that they're about halfway through. I just wonder would it be too ruthless to put all chips in the basket and go and get Chris Scott? And say, "we've had four or five chances with you, Chris Fagan, you've done nothing wrong; you've been a very good coach, but we just think if we can get a great coach; an absolute top liner who's been there for a long, long time and done it against the odds more often than not, then he can come in and we can refresh this message to the list." The new voice, the fresh game plan who can challenge guys, who are plateauing a bit at the moment, guys like Charlie Cameron and Zac Bailey and Hugh McCluggage - still very good players, but are they doing what the top liners at other clubs are doing? I don't think so. Re-energise. Re-invent. Show a different system. Be the absolute pointy end of coaching. And give them a chance, whilst they're still in the window, to win that elusive flag. What's it worth to win a flag? How aggressive do you need to be? And the message to the club: "we are doing this". Cause we're not settling. We're not happy. We're not comfortable. This year's over. Alright? So you can easily make the case that they bounce back next year and they're a 14,15,16 win team next year. But are they the grand final contender; the premiership contender that we all think? I'm a gambler. I think if you've got the opportunity to get someone like this, at whatever cost, you drive a wedge into the relationship that he has with Geelong right now, Chris Scott, and you say, "come home and take us to the promised land again." That's where I see it. And there's nothing wrong with Chris Fagan, but this guy is a different beast altogether.- David King, May 26th, 2024
>>158110425>Crows lost their top 2 defenders>Milera and Laird are nearing retirement>Tex retired and Fogarty doesn't have the work ethic to replace himAnother rebuild looms, expect them to decline next year
crows just play things way too safe they're risk adverse
>>158110372Take the carp pill
>>158110436Too be fair this was the last time they tried something different
>>158110449why did they do it crowbros? why did they curse us with the powerstance?
>>158110449Imagine if they won, every team would be doing it now.
>>158110449This would have been kino if they were fondling each others asses at the same time
>>158110466settle down darce
>>158110465real fly screen door moment
In Adelaide they eat meat pies in pea soup
>>158110449>>158110465Crows came out and dominated the first quarter.Think there must've been another Mark Bickley fart type situation at quarter time.
theres cricket on...
>>158110474and it's deliciousthe ab was already stolen from us, soon enough 'are floater will be too
>>158110480What channel?
>>158110457>power choke in finals>adopt POWER stance>choke in grand finalIt's like poetry, it rhyms
>>158110449and respected by our foes
>>158110474>zoomers will never experience a pie floater covered in tomato sauce after a night out from the balfours pie cart
>>158110491>a night outThat costs about $200 now.>Street foodAdd another +$20.
>>158110498go ubereats and netflix btw
>>158110498Yes I'm awareHad dinner with friends in Adelaide a few weeks ago on a Friday night. We were in a pub which was dead and they called last drinks at midnight and closed. We looked around for somewhere to go other than Hindley Street and everything was extremely quiet. We just decided to call it a night and go home. I remember 15 years ago everything was open and pumping on a Friday come midnight. Crazy how quiet nightlife is now these days. >zoomers have never experienced staying out clubbing til 6am
>Perry really thought Blakey was a lock to go to CheetlongKWABOTY
Rowell goes to Geelong next year
>>158110513>zoomers have never experienced staying out clubbing til 6am>somewhere to go other than Hindley StreetIsn't Hindley Street where all the nightclubs are?
>>158110449Humiliation ritual
why tf would you club until 6am
>>158110523>Isn't Hindley Street where all the nightclubs are?pretty much, it's really declined in recent years though, more like a shisha leb plaza these days
I hate loud music, singing and dancing
>>158110537do you like cricket?
Finna belt the old knoblerone.
>>158110522Nah, Rowell is an inner city lad. Eastern suburbs sort. He's bought a house in Kew and wouldn't be coming down Geelong way to hang with the country louts.Believe it was Collingwood favoured? But talk by the Bulldogs that they'll be snapping him up since they're an attractive prospect now to win a flag, but they're on the other side of Melbourne.>>158110515Was never a chance.Would require Sydney trading him (cheaply) to one of their main rivals when they have a total veto over it.Believe it was shitcanned by the Geelong board due to character/legal grounds, then add in the lack of trade capital and the money he'd be offered by other clubs... was never happening.Fun day of shitposting though.
Footscray is the Paris of the western suburbs
>>158110523Most of them, but we even walked past and it was pretty quiet there too from what we saw. And half the places on hindley are now just convenience stores. Half the clubs are gone. Red square, dog and duck, enigma etc all gone. My main was the London tavern back in the day which I think is also gone. The government wanted to reduce night time street violence and they did a good job, no violence if no one goes out
>Buy a house near a live music venue on the cheap because of the nightly noise>Complain about the nightly noise so the live music venue gets crippled, forcing them to close or turn into a pokies lounge>House price goes up 300%Many such cases.
>>158110556>The government wanted to reduce night time street violence and they did a good job, no violence if no one goes outAny idea if the Sydney night scene is dead as well? Kings Cross and all that?
>>158110566yes
>Richard Morecroft had Robert Walls'd himselfGrim, cowardly.
>>158110210maybe you could've been a better son too.
>>158110385whatever happened there...
>>158110574thats awesome
>>158110574Looks more dero cunt already in the bottom picture. Not a good photo/lighting.
>>158110361>Dogs were flag favourites last year until round 6lol lmao even
So uh.. is verifying email on 4chan just a glowy honeypot or is it safe?
>>158110430This will never stop being funny.
>>158110592just use a sock email account>tying anything online to your actual identityishygddt
>>158110554just a few less africans
>>158110591Last year = this year.They were flag favourites after starting 4-0, then Hawthorn blew them out.
>>158110449Which was the bigger joke in the end: power stance or wharfie time?
next year's top 6 in no particular order:>bane>hawf>long>foot>melb>syd
>>158110592for what porpoise?
Alfw pregame starting on Fox footy
>>158110595That sounds like to set up, how long do ip range bans last?
>>158110604>no >norffail
>>158110515So were Butters, Rowell and Morris if I recall correctly. Whatever happened there.
>Isaac Heeney spotted at Thai massage parlour amid relationship rumourswonder what he bartered her down to
>>158110592If you have to ask...
>>158110606ok thanks mate i'll be sure to watch it..... NOT!!!
I subscribed to kayo for full price, I held out all footy season but the jews finally got me
>>158110603Wharfie time. No contest.Power stance started the game well before shitting the bed in the second quarter after its effects wore off. The post season training camp is what killed the club.Wharfie time was a fan favourite thing which the suits tried to shoehorn into being used as a celebration only for it to completely blow up in their face.It can never be used again without getting people mad/sad.
>>158110614he just went there to get healthy and lose weight mate
>>158110619when you go to cancel they will give you a sweet deal for 3 monthsgoing to remember this for footy season
>>158110591Their only real scalp in that time was the lions off a short pre-season who threw out one of their trademark shit games and stopped running in the last quarter.
>>158110613Morris will come with Reid (Harley) in a couple of years
Didnโt they have to power stance for hours while the Richmond song was played over and over at the camp?
>>158110592>he canโt wait 60 seconds Whatโs wrong with you?
>>158110628I'll come in your ass faggot.
>assfoy
>>158110604Surely a shit team jumps up again? Seems to happen every year.
>>158110623I kept cancelling and a couple weeks later would get one month for a dollar, did it three or four times across the footy season so got me through a fair chunk
>>158110604Dockers to be broken next year? They have enough talent and a home ground advantage that they'll finish top 6.Sydney and Melbourne are the iffy ones.>>158110613Butters only became live after Stengles' money cleared. He'd told the club he was coming but ultimately Butters is a dog.Rowell extremely unlikely.No idea who Morris is.
>>158110620>It can never be used again without getting people mad/sad.I will laugh so hard if they try and act like itโs still not embarrassing.
Classic dockers calling their shots before they'd won anything.
>>158110645Morris Rioli
>wharfie time
Yes, Perry. Butters was the one using shady negotiation strategies... definitely not Geelong...
>>158110645yeah fred could replace any of geelong, sydney or melbourne imo. but they will have a much harder draw so who knows.>>158110639norf or collingwood for mine
fuck up perrysperg
Clubs and bads that have closed in adelaide in recent years with almost none to replace them>red square>dog and duck >London tavern>sugar >enigma >supermild >Roxys >1000 Island (was a great place to take a girl on a date)>fat controller>super California>Wnderland But we now have many multiple convenience stores all within 50m of each other where you can buy a $11 big bag of Ruffles potato chips and other novelty american looking brands.
Called it early in the season btw. Absolute fairy tale though. For me that is.I wish you could short teams like in stocks I'd be betting against saints and fred every season.
Ban all goal songsBan Wharfie timeBan long sleevessimple as
Iโm a fucking worthless faggot liar drunk fucking stupid fat overweight low iq small cocked poof
>>158110668I'm sure you have other nice qualities.
>>158110668Go easy on yourself, Perry
>>158110671No but Steven May
>>158110668Yeah but you got a heart of gold.
There is a Swans sook in here that is absolutely apoplectic they got done by Fred. I see you.
>>158110664>all the posters that had the saints in their top 8
>>158110625>Brisbane 106 - 111 Western Bulldogs (Gabba)Beat last year's premiers at their home ground.>Western Bulldogs 134 - 53 GWS Giants (Docklands)Smashed last year's 5th placed team at home.>Adelaide 88 - 94 Western Bulldogs (Adelaide)Beat last year's top of the ladder team at their home ground.>Western Bulldogs 99 - 65 Essendon (Docklands)Freebie.Bulldogs looked on top of the world after round 4. Then it all came crashing back to reality.Looking at it in hindsight, at Round 13 (8-5), 6 of their 8 wins were by 6 points or less. Could've been an absolute horror season and Bevo would be instantly fired.
>>158110574all it took was bilking the club out of an extra $4m and making it harder to balance the list. dog by name dog by nature.
I should be shot dead in the street
The ads about sending money home to India are crazy
>last years 5th>this years 12th>last years first>this years 6th and no where near itdogsperg youve done it again
>>158110704I think it's nice they help their families.
butters is the reason port never won anythinghe is literally as soft as butter in finals
>>158110697crisp daniel andrews, albo, et al.
>>158110664>>158110686
>>158110704look mate those immigrants drving wages down and sending their disposable income overseas are the foundation of our economic prosperity. have a bit of patriotism.
but fremantle beat brisbane at the gabba so that means they will win the grand finalsick of you cunts and your previous results shit
>>158110714
>fred
>>158110722
sam mitchell is so fucking selfish he's sold the clubs future
sam marshall joins ah chee, starcevich and robertson of players who thought they were a graders but then realised they are nothing without the bane system
had a vivid dream i had a loving girlfriend and then i woke upshit fucking sucks
just saw an ad on tv for a taxi companyhow do they have enough money to be doing tv advertising. thought theyd be dead now
>>158110742nanna's still gotta get to the shops once they can't drive
chad warner's cock and arsehole
>>158110653It's time to face facts. Butters is one of the dodgiest cunts in the AFL.>Calls an umpire a cheatN-no I didn't!>Tells Geelong he was going to themN-no I didn't!>Tells Port he wants wants them looked afterN-no I didn't!>Walks for compo pick
>>158110759crazy how chad warners beard oops i mean girlfriend didnt leave him after he was caught with female strippers
>walks for picks 5,6 and 10 and melbournes 2027 first rounder*
crazy how badly port got fleeced though
uh tigbros? got something you want to tell us?
go richmond iykwim haha
never realised how close indoenesia is to australiawhy arent they our bros
New.>>158110796>>158110796>>158110796
>>158110688dogs always beat gws tho, they were the only top 8 team they beat in 2025
>>158110639carlton to flop an elimination final again
>>158110306not enough
>>158110645>No idea who Morris is.Logan Morris
>>158110742they bitched soo hard the government regulated their competitors into being non-competitive and kept them fat with cab charge contracts. same reason you now pay $15+ in "fees" plus 40% over in store item prices to get uber jeets. gotta love the free market!
